╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

it just executions them

stagger

[vital venture]

Sniper seems peak if u have good hoard clearing teammates tbh

[quiet abyss]

knife

it horde clears

heavy, then 2 lights, repeat

simple as

[copper vapor]

yeah but if you're busy clearing horde you're not shooting the big targets you're meant to be shooting

[vital venture]

It hoard clears but some are still better

[vital venture]

Also* true

[copper vapor]

I don't even remember what class I played at first

bulwark or vanguard

[vital venture]

I played assault cause hammer

Also jetpack smash

[copper vapor]

assault was kinda ass at release

[vital venture]

He got buffed heavily

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know, i just point that out

because so many people shit on the knife

i used to play with someone who hated it

its just not that bad, the issue is YOU are bad my man

[vital venture]

Better then what was it tactical? The grapple ability to me is still cheaks

[quiet abyss]

vanguard

vanguard is so much better than assault its not even funny

deadass just cant die

[copper vapor]

yea I didn't like that one either.

[quiet abyss]

unless youre just super shitty

literally have an "Upon death I just get better lmao" perk

resets every 120s

so just live for 2 minutes between deaths, functionally immortal

and you can heal on executions

on top of that it just has some of the best weapons imo

assault takes more brains tho

because its not nearly as overtuned

[vital venture]

Hammer

[oblique belfry]

PIZZAAAAAA

[quiet abyss]

yeah its pretty fun to absolutely maul the fuck out of a tzaangor

with the overhead power attack thing

also the SM2 hammer has better sound design than darktides

and i will die on that hill

[vital venture]

Charging a full smash on the small fuckers is so unnecessary but I will still do it repeatedly

[quiet abyss]

the DT one doesnt embody "Thunder hammer"

it just sounds like a fucking zap

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

but SM2? that fucking thing makes a thundering BOOM

thats awesome

[copper vapor]

We eating chimken strips for dinner tonight

had pizza for dinner 2 nights ago

[quiet abyss]

i want pizza now too

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

dammit doge, you got me craving the finest romanian homemade pizza my town can offer

[copper vapor]

space marine is a fantastic power fantasy game in many aspects, including the audio

[quiet abyss]

its fucking awesome

[quiet abyss]

its amazing fun, i just think its not fun on high difs

[copper vapor]

yea high difficulty is torture

[quiet abyss]

since unlike darktides high difs, its just tanky

bullet sponge

darktide just tosses more shit at you, forcing you to adapt

[copper vapor]

I have a lot of fun on diff3 but diff4 just folds me
don't even wanna know what diff5 is like

[quiet abyss]

sm2 just makes everything as threatening as a fucking hive tyrant

in lore

i like difs up to ruthless

4

5+ is shit

[verbal gate]

The beat does not have to be this hard wtf https://youtu.be/KHb-1Kysz08

[quiet abyss]

lethal is where it drops off fully

absolute is a documented form of self harm

[vital venture]

Did my wifi kill itself or did the server die for a second

Im assuming the first

[quiet abyss]

imma run siege to level up

just prestiged

got a perk i think is amazing synergy for the wrapped sniper

you get ammo back on kill with secondary

15% of your ammo, which is like... 1 or 2 shots

but still

1

but hey, 1 shot is a lot if headshots replenish

[copper vapor]

idk I went afk for a minute

[quiet abyss]

ok what class should i play? sniper, bulwark, or tactical

tac is just all-rounder

clarifying because you mixed it up with vanguard earlier

[cunning reef]

Tac is just default guy

You are just marine (tm)

[quiet abyss]

yeah, intercessor iirc

literally just Marine™

[cunning reef]

Which is awesome

[quiet abyss]

indeed

[cunning reef]

Should preface

[quiet abyss]

i love tactical

i dressed mine like a veteran sergeant of the 1st company

[vital venture]

Ngl headshot replenish itself is just strong

[cunning reef]

Im going for lamenters but im too playtime poor for it yet

[quiet abyss]

im just too poor in general

no money

[cunning reef]

I got money

[quiet abyss]

i dont lmao

[cunning reef]

But i gotta actually play the game

Thats the hard part

[quiet abyss]

anyways, i love my veteran sergeant

i also dressed my bulwark up as Brother Adelard

[vital venture]

I need to read space marine stuff, I just love the guards and etc too much

[quiet abyss]

i just read shadowsword

really fun novel

[quiet abyss]

anyways, id start with either A. Horus Rising and the 3 books after it, or B. Uriel Ventris novels

oh, or you can read dawn of fire

the trilogy

also great books

i love guy haley's writing, he wrote shadowsword and the first dawn of fire

[vital venture]

Let me fucking finish this ciaphus cain audible ive been holding out on for a month

[quiet abyss]

he also wrote baneblade

[quiet abyss]

audible

[vital venture]

Literally just an hour left

[quiet abyss]

read it

lazy bum

[vital venture]

At work

Once again

[quiet abyss]

dont care

anyways

yeah i read, because im not a plebian

[vital venture]

I like reading when im not trying to do shit

[quiet abyss]

ok guess the chapter and rank

if you get this wrong, i disown you

@cunning reef you try

you will probably get the chapter at least

no idea if you will know heraldry like i do, im giga nerd for this shit

[vital venture]

Blueberry

[cunning reef]

You asking the wrong person

[quiet abyss]

clearly

[quiet abyss]

ah well, i was hoping

guess tho anyways

theres like 3 choices

[vital venture]

I also like reading when I actually have my glasses

[cunning reef]

Im guessing captain, and uhhh

[quiet abyss]

the rank isnt so clear, since its only among codex compliant chapters that follow said heraldry

[vital venture]

[cunning reef]

Idk

[quiet abyss]

titus was a captain in SM2, noted

[copper vapor]

titus was a captain in 1

demoted to LEFTenant

[quiet abyss]

no because thats a lieutenants helmet pattern

the red and white stripes

[copper vapor]

ok but I said he was a captain in 1

[quiet abyss]

so im joking that if thats a captain, then yes, titus would have been too

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

raven guard btw

[cunning reef]

I was gonna say like

[quiet abyss]

i mean, its a sniper, with a cameleoline cloak, whatelse could it be

[cunning reef]

"Iron fist"

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtlQlEtygs

[cunning reef]

Dont even know if real chapter

[quiet abyss]

close...

iron hands

[vital venture]

I need to make a salamander heavy fit cause flamer stereotype

[copper vapor]

raven guard?

[quiet abyss]

yes, it is

[quiet abyss]

we do have flamers now, so yay

[vital venture]

Exactly why I need to make it

[quiet abyss]

theres also iron warriors, but we dont talk about those pissbabies

traitor dipshits

[cunning reef]

I think that's the one i was thinking if

Of

[quiet abyss]

also petty

iron hands are just depressed

because papa iron hand died

by femboy primarch too

[vital venture]

I should make a lamenter fit and just die every 5 seconds

[quiet abyss]

did you know, lamenters do seem to have bad luck in SM2?

its happened that one joins me, and shit goes south

happens to others too

very funny coincidence

[vital venture]

So SM2 is really that canon

Dang

[quiet abyss]

looks like it

just like salamanders being decently friendly

[vital venture]

Also need to finish my white scar assault fit

[quiet abyss]

theres also people who play the "I cant believe its not Emperors Children" chapter, and they hate when you arent optimized

i made vanguard white scars

[slim magnet]

finding brazilian phonk meme songs by name might just have thrown me back into the loop of actually listening to this shit because it's actually good and i vibe with it in the background

[quiet abyss]

phobos armor = more mobile, grapnel = speed

therefore

white scar

[vital venture]

Prob more fitting since u can spam grapple more tbh

[quiet abyss]

also gun shoots faster

because bolt carbine go brr

generally just made sense

[vital venture]

Might do that if I give Vanguard another chance

[quiet abyss]

assault is carcharodons for me

i already showed bulwark, tactical and sniper

which are brother adelard (black templar), ultramarine veteran sergeant (first company), and raven guard lieutenant

technically adelard is dead

or at least interred into a dreadnought

[vital venture]

Been using the red boys with my tactical, idk much about them but feels weirdly fitting

Tho reds also just my favorite color lol

[quiet abyss]

also what the hell is wrong with GW for not putting the sons of guilliman in the game

fuckheads

[ripe wyvern]

Oh boy I'm in the true crime interrogation video rabbit hole again

[quiet abyss]

literally the only reason ventris survived is because a battle brother died on salinas

who he then borrows the corvus pattern armor from

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-mari-blue-archive-mario-kart-gif-25279994

[quiet abyss]

long after his demise, the people of salinas recovered his armor, and restored it

anyways, if i say more, its spoilers

good book

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-uncanny-cat-cat-uncanny-cat-meme-meme-gif-9221206390826202584

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[quiet abyss]

anyways @vital venture which class?

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212788564270645368/1457423795311611978/RDT_20260104_1051374976681577908196332.gif

@vital venture bro died

he didnt respond in 30 seconds

fell off

[vital venture]

Work

Once again

[quiet abyss]

ok what class?

i listed 3

[vital venture]

Only play tactical and assault so uh idfk

[quiet abyss]

sniper, tactical, or bulwark

JUST PICK

[vital venture]

No

[quiet abyss]

youre stinky

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

anyways, pick a number between 1 and 3

unrelated

[vital venture]

4

[quiet abyss]

bro picked an unavailable number

(it was a typo you imbecile)

dear god im just gonna ask chat gpt

you useless shitter

[vital venture]

Should've typed right

[quiet abyss]

im gonna kms, cant type for shit rn

anyways, just pick one

or i will prove that ai is gonna replace you

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

thats it, replacing you with ai in 3

2

1

[vital venture]

Wait wait

Bulwark

[quiet abyss]

ok get to picking an option then

ok

was that so hard?

[vital venture]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[vital venture]

I had to read

[quiet abyss]

now what weapon? power axe or power sword?

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

gonna answer?

[vital venture]

The power one

A.k.a the sword

Oh he died too late

I tried my best

[little depot]

@rocky turtle

yan is a really well written character

[quiet abyss]

ok so power axe it is

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[vital venture]

I said sword

[little depot]

but the whole i predected your predicting thin with the prescripts is hillarious

[vital venture]

Rigged

[quiet abyss]

like every election

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

i will use

le sword

[green granite]

Whats this for

[quiet abyss]

also the xenophase blade isnt half bad, just slow

slower than i am interested in tbh

[proven tundra]

[vital venture]

Its weird that despite how shit it was I wanna play conquest on console DayZ again

[quiet abyss]

I GOT A LAMENTER

OH GOD, OH FUCK

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

[hexed stag]

This is... HIGHLY political

[opal star]

You mentioned having bad astigmatism before.

[vital venture]

Ik I have I dont remember cup doing so

[green granite]

I know

I do have astigmatism but idk what is this vid for

[vital venture]

Explaining what it is I guess

Or what causes it

Or both

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-dev-wtf-what-the-fuck-gif-16524778526448376735

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

Oh mankind divided and civ 6 are free with prime

Unfortunately both through epic

[left mantle]

#🛩war-thunder Send it there and watch the Air to air fire

[slim magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272763725316886651/1280622846258839706/reaction_gif.gif

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/8ballcat-catboy-petting-gif-3570089946320755717

[forest acorn]

would

[shrewd gull]

Same

[green granite]

Huh

Its funny

Cuz I work as Optician

These shits are what I handle everyday

[forest acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871923876593016852/1109530722009616434/voip-no-bottom-text.gif

[little depot]

i love gambling

[oblique belfry]

man i dont get this weather at all

[vital venture]

I love having ts be the first thing I see

[oblique belfry]

3 days ago it was -9

now its 6

im literally sitting on balcony on a rainy night

[olive coral]

Yeah thats on you for opening this channel

[oblique belfry]

without any hoodies or smth

[vital venture]

That temp outside at 6 pm

Bruh

[oblique belfry]

just what im wearing

[vital venture]

[oblique belfry]

pf

feels like 3 my ass

its spring weather rn

and raining

[copper vapor]

shit-ass key run

one wolfpack and nothing else

[vital venture]

Honestly more wolfpacks to collect for queens/matriarchs in noice

[copper vapor]

yeah but just a wolfpack? I find that shit randomly in anything

too bad I don't even get to fight queens/matriarchs without being 3rd partied

I still don't have the 'defeat a queen' achievement

[vital venture]

My luck in finding weapons of any time is ass tbh

[copper vapor]

eh

I find weapons just fine

it's just

secure lockers or gun crates give me shit like arpeggios, toros or burlettas lmao

[vital venture]

All I have is funny yellow sniper bp

[copper vapor]

nice. I have an osprey bp

let me rephrase

I know how to build ospreys

[vital venture]

And then weapon modification blueprints I cant use cause I dont have a single spring

[copper vapor]

I stash springs cause I don't find them often either

[vital venture]

Didn't realize how Rare they would to find so I scrapped my first 10 since I found them so fast

[craggy oriole]

Chat my tummy hurts

[vital venture]

Gotta love newb at the game moments

[craggy oriole]

How do I go on in a world where bad things happen to good people like me

[vital venture]

Im weirdly thinking of how much calmer I've gotten at gaming

I died to a guy cause I was answering a text

Used to be that would make me livid

Now ots just kinda funny

Irl character development

[oblique belfry]

ah

came back from therapy session

[shrewd gull]

:c

[vital venture]

Rub in clockwise motion

[little depot]

remove it :>

[copper vapor]

got ratted otw to the extract

oh well

100% a free loadout

[craggy oriole]

i should remove it

[vital venture]

Toro my beloved

[craggy oriole]

then ill stop wanting to eat such bad bad food

[copper vapor]

this is karma for me defending myself against a rat

now I'm in the naughty boys queue

thanks Embark

[little depot]

soup

[copper vapor]

where are you right now

[craggy oriole]

god i havent made soup in aw hile

[timid hollow]

captain john gexrdy

[vital venture]

Yk I also just thought that I may not even be able to find the server with how fucky wucky the launcher is

[little depot]

can i have some

[timid hollow]

oh yeah

took us quite some time to find the same server with 3 people

[verbal gate]

Lemme rub it for you

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1458605370950942720/DUKE_MEETS_DUKE.mp4?ex=69603f9c&is=695eee1c&hm=01d7747c0de8a000b06dc9828b8fd06af3750e4bfe116166b7bae4323ae7fb15&

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle patch notes are out and holy shit

so many jungle and game changes

[sour rivet]

maser chef is back in fortnit shop

[verbal gate]

Pics of my oldest boy when he was a lil jit

[opal star]

That's ophthalmic optics..

[sour rivet]

@timber oxide i swear to fuck if cephalon simaris gives me one more credit-related daily im going to destroy his sanctuary

5 DAYS STRAIGHT

[craggy oriole]

chciken noodle or beef stew

[vital venture]

Just realized season 2 of the dmc show comes out this year so we get another month of the creator feeling himself

[left mantle]

Full details on support role quest reward....what is this dogshit?

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

everyone gets these cools shit

what do supports get

"here you go. Pink ward"

[left mantle]

"Already fulfilling" ignoring how much they just changed the other lane roles

[oblique belfry]

top lane with its giga xp gain and 20 level cap

mid lane with t3 boots WHICH ARE BUFFED BTW and empowered recall with 5 min cd WHICH GETS REDUCED BY 1 MINUTE EVERY KILL

and botlane with 7th item slot

[timber oxide]

His sanctuary is fucking irrelevant

[oblique belfry]

even jungle now has movement speed bonus

oh and smite damage increase i guess

[copper vapor]

now I'm hitting a different kind of bad luck

3 dam runs with the surveillance room key

3 times I find it already opened and looted

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck

akshan crit was already a menace

[left mantle]

that's a massive buff holy hell

[oblique belfry]

adc akshan is real

[iron torrent]

haven't played in years but since when did akshan need that

[oblique belfry]

they are changing every crit champ since they changed crit damage from 175% to 200% again

so many champs are being changed

[iron torrent]

[oblique belfry]

like this fucko

[timid hollow]

i played a lot of support

[oblique belfry]

i despise caitlyn headshot so much

[iron torrent]

crit damage and the yasuo problem

[timid hollow]

the quest isnt fulfilling

its just there

its like a rule of the game like minions spawn at 1:30

[oblique belfry]

speaking of windshitters

they got their crit penalty back

[left mantle]

oh no the senna

[iron torrent]

[thick plover]

Open offtopic

Doge is talking about league again

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136835323268169788/1458178579220398326/CBEC36A6-3E87-41E0-BD8B-BA5D63D52C4B.mov?ex=695f5ae0&is=695e0960&hm=6448eae1db9d0c3442bad7a40a0c784962998a2dafe4f25d6923490e31dd8df0& look at this fat fuck

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Just kill this guy with rocks already

[oblique belfry]

new season stfu

[thick plover]

Same old dogshit

[iron torrent]

is aatrox still no hands needed to master

[oblique belfry]

yeye mrdoomer

[little depot]

chimken

[left mantle]

10% less of total damage with crit

[thick plover]

Get on deadlock

[iron torrent]

and is yone still a cakewalk compared to yasuo

[oblique belfry]

fak of

[craggy oriole]

excellent choice

[sour rivet]

Get on deadlock

[iron torrent]

someone fucking invite me

aaaaaaaaaaa

[little depot]

no one invite this man

[thick plover]

Go to my discord

Click my steam

[iron torrent]

what the fuck

[thick plover]

Send friend request

[little depot]

bogdan no

dont do it

[thick plover]

Ill invite to game tomorrow

[iron torrent]

do you just show up to sabotage me

[oblique belfry]

-10% crit damage

@left mantle

[little depot]

yes

[left mantle]

READ MOTHERFUCKER

[iron torrent]

go play gamma or something

[oblique belfry]

i was being told to get on deadlock

[left mantle]

I ALREADY LAMENTED

[oblique belfry]

my bad

[little depot]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@iron torrent

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[iron torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[thick plover]

!leagueoflegends

Fucking command got removed

Gg

[oblique belfry]

THANK YOU

THANK YOU RIOT

FUCK CRIT VIEGO

HOLY SHIT

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lash-agrees-deadlock-lash-jacob-lash-yes-gif-5329134727197059623

[oblique belfry]

press R
2k crit
posses
press r again
another 2k crit

[thick plover]

Whens he gonna realize none of this matters and viego is still broken because hes a reset champ

Bomboclat idiot retard

[iron torrent]

people not realizing league is a shit game and exists just to be watched at comp level

[oblique belfry]

this is like what 6th time this item has been changed ?

[left mantle]

doran will perpetually be changed

because it's a base item

[iron torrent]

doran and it's consequences to the game state

[left mantle]

But this is literally just to use the fixed omni-vamp

[oblique belfry]

forget everything

my new core tahm kench item

[iron torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[oblique belfry]

and i guess gwen / diana / ekko too but shh

[little depot]

league player

ew

[iron torrent]

ekko was m y first thought

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/piggy-pig-eats-pig-hal-pig-eating-pigwaith-gif-27009053

[little depot]

true

[craggy oriole]

pig when the bubbles

[left mantle]

Can't wait for fiendhunter yunara

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845318240745160775/1420173120022515823/s3QQGPl.gif

4 runs
the key room was opened and looted 4 times

[oblique belfry]

im more scared of bastionbreaker

assassins split pushing

1 shotting towers

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleep-dog-sleeping-w-goofy-sleeping-sound-gif-5498863985254423453

Ass game, next

[left mantle]

Riot try not to make assassin's have no downsides challenge

Impossible

[iron torrent]

assassins and their duality between casuals and competitive

[oblique belfry]

like starting the sentence with "most ad assassins aren't particularly good at ending games"

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

RENGAR CAN 2 SHOT TOWERS WITH HIS Q

ALO

[left mantle]

tbf

rengar is an outlier on assassins

[iron torrent]

that's like, your opinion maaaan

[thick plover]

"i am riot phreak and I started playing talon and I suck ass at him so I will add overpowered item to abuse until I peak challenger"

[timid hollow]

isnt an assassin supposed to one shot squishy adc/mage/other assassins

[thick plover]

Yes he did this btw

Remember when maokai was S tier support

[oblique belfry]

yes. NOT WHOLE ASS OBJECTIVE TOWER

[thick plover]

He was perma picking maokai

Until grandmaster

[iron torrent]

"I am rito Phreako, i am challenger on abused and easy as shit role, now stfu and let me balance the game"

[thick plover]

He was low diamond before the maokai abuse

Hardstuck

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

devs doing dev stuff

[thick plover]

Not to mention literally the day after maokai got a hotfix nerf

[left mantle]

Also actualizer with that one augment in arena/mayhem

[iron torrent]

devs when they cannot comprehend the concept of players being better than them

nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

1 more thing im super happy about is enchanter tear item

i was sick of buying seraphs

and not getting any heal/shield power

[left mantle]

also real, enchanters needed one

[thick plover]

I should also say phreak played leona secondary every time maokai got banned

[left mantle]

Now give them back an anti-heal item that isn't morello

[thick plover]

And had a negative winrate on her

It was funny

[iron torrent]

devs know exactly how to balance and player feedback is secondary, now shush

[oblique belfry]

this is a number 1 must buy item on ryze

[thick plover]

So quite literal shit player is developer and he is in charge of balance

Thank God i quit this shit game

[oblique belfry]

he already has infinite mana late game

[iron torrent]

this has been always like this

[oblique belfry]

who cares if he uses double the amount

moar damage

[left mantle]

Also meet my new friend

[oblique belfry]

diamond tipped spear at home

[iron torrent]

feels like a cait item

[oblique belfry]

it is

it looks like a decent jhin item soo

[left mantle]

I will be getting this on senna, and you cannot stop me

[oblique belfry]

defo senna item as well

[iron torrent]

first buy

[left mantle]

Nah

[iron torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-robotnik-the-grinch-grinch-face-jim-carrey-making-evil-face-evil-face-gif-4243955379181737010

[left mantle]

BC remains first buy

[oblique belfry]

"max damage at 750 range"

[thick plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/ramonaballs/status/2008723132572725727?s=20

aron (@ramonaballs)

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[oblique belfry]

who can even achieve that range except kindred / senna / kog

tristana

aphelios was 650 ?

[thick plover]

Im abt to just start posting shit

[left mantle]

You can calm your ass down

[oblique belfry]

mundo item

dunno how it would do on tahm but that 15% increased size caught my eye

[thick plover]

No

Ur retarded

Ksante item

[oblique belfry]

as if that champ needed more "lifelines"

[left mantle]

every item is ksante item if you try enough

[thick plover]

No this is legit just

Ksante ornn item

[iron torrent]

all roads lead to copypasta

[thick plover]

The item

[oblique belfry]

also that armor / mr scaling is bonkers

yeah

could be why its an ornn / ksante item

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Oh and unending is no longer hybrid defense

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Save us ratdad

[oblique belfry]

25 mr did barely anything

anyways

glad its 50 armor again

[thick plover]

Save us from doge posting league

[left mantle]

eh....

[oblique belfry]

rather buy merc boots instead

[left mantle]

It got changed because that was universally useful

[little depot]

chat am i cooked

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

to be fair yeah

[left mantle]

Like that's just statistically wrong lmao

[oblique belfry]

now that i think about it

eh

[left mantle]

but rip aegis

[oblique belfry]

i still see unending as 3+ melee ? i buy

[left mantle]

Gone but hopefully forgotten

[oblique belfry]

1-2 melee ? idc

[oblique belfry]

we got stormrazor again

[left mantle]

wait

[thick plover]

Yone stormrazor

[left mantle]

Luden's is going back to the staff

[oblique belfry]

ye

its back to its oldself

[iron torrent]

i'll never like stormrazor

[oblique belfry]

cooler daniel

[thick plover]

Yea just put a bullet inbetween doges head

[oblique belfry]

its peak jhin item wdym

[iron torrent]

sure but idk, not it for me

[left mantle]

And it also is a good choice for an AS crit item since yun tal was really in every fucking build

[oblique belfry]

anyways

old reaver is back too

gp / ezreal / smolder mains rejoice

[left mantle]

Oh.

[oblique belfry]

now that i think about it

why are they changing items back to their oldselfs from 1 year ago

[left mantle]

Umbral is the next horizon focus isn't it

[oblique belfry]

ehhhhhh

i guess

[left mantle]

"We don't like niche items so we're gonna keep modifying it"

[thick plover]

Cause players said nothing ever changes and now they are just changing anything to try and prove them otherwise

[oblique belfry]

this is fucking scary

[thick plover]

But in the end

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Nothing indeed ever changes

[oblique belfry]

watch them cry in 1 week that new changes are not needed and ruins league

[left mantle]

I'm still buying it pretty much only on pyke but

[oblique belfry]

oh.

redemption doesnt give hp anymore

it gives ap instead

[thick plover]

Literally won't happen, they're just gonna go

[left mantle]

we saw this one comin

[thick plover]

Yea we were proven right

And yea its true the game is shit

[oblique belfry]

another enchanter item rework

i swear

i've only seen this item

once

and that was yesterday

[left mantle]

It's hard to justify it is why

[oblique belfry]

VAMOS

🗣️

[copper vapor]

VAMOS MANITO

[sour rivet]

i dunno what they're saying but hell yeah

[left mantle]

Oh mortal reminder and lord doms went down 5% pen each

[oblique belfry]

at least zeke's is a bit better now ?

[oblique belfry]

ldr got its giant slayer passive back

took them a whole ass year

[left mantle]

So long mortal

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Never to see light of day again

because 300 gold isn't worth losing giant slayer

[oblique belfry]

[craggy oriole]

why does one of the guys sound like spanish barney gumble

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

U will listen to HEALTH

Now

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[oblique belfry]

already am lmao

are you watching me

[green granite]

Peamest song ngl

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Can't wait to see Challenger duo queue content

[oblique belfry]

oh right

the new aegis of valor system

[green granite]

Nah

[copper vapor]

Before I got here I was at hydrodomes, then met the two spanish guys, then we started moving towards the elevator and I spotted the two brazilians

I was afraid I was gonna get caught in a crossfire

[oblique belfry]

okay ranked changes

[copper vapor]

because I was exactly in the middle between them

[oblique belfry]

and swiftplay

[thick plover]

Cant wait for clips of streamers in challenger losing 100 lp because the client is dogshit garbage

[oblique belfry]

moving on

[copper vapor]

btw @slim magnet

[oblique belfry]

ARENA CHANGES

o

O

what the fuck

[left mantle]

To be fair they're losing more time to people dodge sniping them than they ever will to the client.

[oblique belfry]

???

oh shit wait

this is a SYLAS AUGMENT

WTF

[thick plover]

Darius ulting his own teammate is real now

Oh dang it

This game sucks

[oblique belfry]

i thought the same at first

then i read its name

[copper vapor]

stand with me... OR FALL BEFORE ME

[oblique belfry]

what does this mean

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-noxus-2xko-noxian-guillotine-gif-8871492645586359927

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry bardella on suicide watch

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Congrats fucko

[oblique belfry]

so wait

[thick plover]

New way to get baus banned after he goes 7/18 on sion

[oblique belfry]

if i were to go into a game with 3 of my friends

[left mantle]

You can't force your team to play around your shit ass bard top gameplay anymore

[oblique belfry]

and mass report 1 person

would it just terminate the lobby

[sour rivet]

i'd KILL you

[thick plover]

You should've killed him when he started posting the patch notes

[oblique belfry]

what

wasnt this augment already prismatic

am i stupid

[thick plover]

Yes you are

[oblique belfry]

HAHA

[thick plover]

Big stupid

[oblique belfry]

YES

@left mantle

YES

THE NERF

IT HAPPENED

[left mantle]

Thank fuck

also doge

You deserve this

[oblique belfry]

where

[left mantle]

It went from prismatic to gold.

[oblique belfry]

whops

anyways

another needed buff

flashy was so bad

[left mantle]

But yeah thank fuck for the killing time nerf

[oblique belfry]

"you get 3 flashes"
"nice"
"you can only use 1 of em every 180 seconds"

[left mantle]

It was just so busted with 4 other people's damage adding onto it

[oblique belfry]

literally an empty augment slot

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

9.1k true damage mundo

with hwei

cuz i pressed r

and everyone damaged him

[left mantle]

As a consequence it's going to be slightly less powerful on anivia

[oblique belfry]

or karma

dude i still remember my game from last night

shit was broken

on level 3 i landed 1 RQ on 3 people

BAM

300 true damage to everyone

[timid hollow]

i should get max payne

[oblique belfry]

do so

its a great series

NEW METAGAME

[left mantle]

But that hostage change is really needed for the folks that will literally try to force the entire team into their playstyle just to justify their shit ass pick

[oblique belfry]

oh

wtf city sim

[timid hollow]

should i start with max 1 or is 2 enough

i never heard anything about 1 only 2

[oblique belfry]

play 1 as well

its also good

[timid hollow]

ok

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/i/status/2009028844762656854

GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ (@GTAVI_Countdown)

Insider Jason Schreier shares new GTA 6 details:

- The last he heard the game was NOT content complete
- He believes it’s really hard to say right now if the game will release in November, and doesn’t think anyone at Rockstar is 100% certain they’ll make it
- This release date

X · Jan 7, 2026, 10:26 PM

Brother what is this image

[oblique belfry]

okay there is like so many fucking "insiders" that i dont believe in anyone anymore

[left mantle]

Man i'm getting some crazy deja vu on the content of this tweet

Are we sure this isn't talking about squadron 42?

[oblique belfry]

literally 1 hour ago i saw someone say "insider info says rockstar is 100% done with the game"

[sour rivet]

I just share shit man

[oblique belfry]

and now this tweet

fuck em all

ragebaiters

[left mantle]

also clash next week

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

time to fucking hate my friends again

[oblique belfry]

dont have a squad to play with

so rip

[copper vapor]

disco nunu catching strays

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck happened

why so many rengar fixes

[timid hollow]

jason is pretty legit afaik

[left mantle]

To make him work better.

[timid hollow]

its the only insider i remember the name of at least

[oblique belfry]

did they went like "okay we will change rengar lets see how he does ingame.....Why is this happening...why the fuck did that happen...what was that..."

[left mantle]

He's like rumble

[oblique belfry]

like founding these bugs

[left mantle]

Insane as fuck tech debt

[oblique belfry]

when changing his crits

[timid hollow]

keep in mind since when rengar is in the game

[oblique belfry]

rip funny ghost zeri bug

[timid hollow]

he probably has so much jank that could be removed by ritos todays "standards"

[oblique belfry]

yep

[left mantle]

So they went and re-scripted him now so they don't need to allocate it to the entire rewrite they plan for next year

[timid hollow]

maybe they will unsphagetti the code in

3 decades

[oblique belfry]

props in 2027 when they use the new client

surely

[timid hollow]

hearing that just makes me happy i dont play anymore

i like the client

its buggy but i like the ui and everything, hope that doesnt change too much

[oblique belfry]

nah

yeah UI is cool and all

[proven tundra]

dang

[oblique belfry]

but holy shit the amount of HTML and WEBMS its filled with

its so horrendous

i dont get the gunblade hype

its literally hyped cuz of meme popularity

only few champs can use it

thats it

dunno why its so special

[left mantle]

On demand slow with hybrid damage.

With omni-vamp

[oblique belfry]

which you wont be able to use efficiently until super late game

and have big damage

[left mantle]

Not really true

Remember it's now back to 100% for omni-vamp if it's not an aoe and shit

So its got better sustain potential

[oblique belfry]

ok so even for mages

you are wasting 40 AD worth of gold

[left mantle]

Okay doge

This may surprise you

[oblique belfry]

and as "hybrid" who can even buy it besides kayle / kai'sa / kog

[left mantle]

But it's not for everyone

[oblique belfry]

i know

thats the point

[left mantle]

It's okay to have niche items phreak

[oblique belfry]

only few champs can utilize it

yet every single person is going "omg finally its back"

EVEN THO they only play tanks or supports

like

i feel like its similar to silksong case

people dont know jackshit about HK and its universe yet they go "omg silksong" why ? MEMS

[left mantle]

It's really not

[oblique belfry]

then why is everyone not buying gunblades on arena / aram

[timid hollow]

havent seen a single meme about hextech and its just because its been a staple of the game for years and people like what they know

[oblique belfry]

even kayles / akalis

[left mantle]

A lot of people forget its on there

Because they only look at standard buildpaths

[timid hollow]

or because it wasnt there in normals so you automatically assume it isnt in aram

[oblique belfry]

the other day my friend went "wait gunblade is back ?" and im like yeah its been here for a while and he went "i guess thats nice" and still didnt buy the item

even tho he was playing akali

[left mantle]

Literally my exact logic

[timid hollow]

ah yeah standard buildpaths yeah

[left mantle]

People forget its there because a lot don't actually look at the items list

[oblique belfry]

then people cry why there is no creativity in league

morons

dont even bother looking at all the items and just go "oh game is suggesting this okay i go this"

[left mantle]

I look at item lists because of how much shit you can get away with on senna

[oblique belfry]

or the sweats going "ERMM OP.GG SAYS YOU MUST BUY THIS THEN THAT 2ND OTHERWISE ITS A LOSE"

[copper vapor]

I mean at some point the game gets so bloated it's difficult to keep up with shit

if I were to play dota 2 right now I'd just go with the standard recommended build for anything lmao

[oblique belfry]

for new players its amazing or for casuals who dont care about most

but i've seen fucking Vets at this point

that played the game for like 10 years

and still go "what do i buy"

and no im not counting the ones that take a long break then come back

those are valid

im talking about full on daily grinders who never stop playin the game for a day

[timid hollow]

it isnt

it really isnt unless its a new champ

[oblique belfry]

as in long break i dont mean like a month or so

[timid hollow]

man i took a break of 3 years and i knew what i had to buy

[oblique belfry]

im talking about full on break

[left mantle]

Well items changed like extremely past 2 years

[oblique belfry]

like 6 months or even a year

[left mantle]

We went to fuckin mythics and back

[oblique belfry]

ye so its not a huge problem right ?

yet these morons are going "okay game suggest this i buy dis"

[timid hollow]

it isnt if you know how the game works, you just read item stats

[oblique belfry]

then complain in reddit "erm game boring we need content"

TRY SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE

GO OFF META

[timid hollow]

the chars didnt change that much in 3 years except a few reworks maybe

[oblique belfry]

im so sick of morons who complain about game not having content and doing the same shit over and over

fucking be creative for once

not just for league btw

[timid hollow]

and if you dont know that you want crit or on hit or both on an ashe, what the fuck do you do in my ranked lobby with acc level 8338

[oblique belfry]

in most games

[timid hollow]

like i had enough crashouts here that the stupidity of people is immense but i sometimes i just cant

[oblique belfry]

valid

[timid hollow]

i would never blame someone doing bullshit in a normal, its a normal but maaaaaaaaaaaan

ranked just doesnt work

im not good enough to outplay my own teammates

[copper vapor]

I randomly decided to play dota 2 again last year
it was a casual all random match (took friggin ages to find one)
and people were somehow tryharding and crashing out about shit

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915070506955321364/1130511269317836860/roastedgoat.gif

[oblique belfry]

the curse of "competitive multiplayer games"

[timid hollow]

if i would have the same mates in rankeds like i did in normals you would see me next to faker

90% of them were absolute beasts, the other 10% actually enjoyed themselves or flamed and left

[blazing maple]

gm chat

briar got a new skin soon

https://fixvx.com/LeagueOfLeaks/status/2008991045179330781

League of Legends Leaks & News (@LeagueOfLeaks)

New Battle Academia Skins Splash Arts ‼️

• Briar
• Samira

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 7:56 PM

[sour rivet]

gm sleepy head

[oblique belfry]

+100% more toxicity
+50% more prone to enraged
+10% chance to get banned
+prone to madness

[sour rivet]

we gotta kill you

[left mantle]

One of the reasons I stopped enjoying dota, can only take so much people crashing out in the casual modes

[timid hollow]

face the wall sam

[oblique belfry]

if you start a convo about the new stuff we will get hanged soon

so props dont

[copper vapor]

I loved playing random

[sour rivet]

this is true

i will kill you if the league starts again

we need NEW convos tonight

[oblique belfry]

sorry for the trouble its a new season day

[left mantle]

It also made it impossible for me to get someone introduced to it

[oblique belfry]

and giga changes only come around new season

[sour rivet]

i demand HOURLY CHANGES everyday or i will EXPLODE

[oblique belfry]

i can shrimply go league >random stuff > league

[left mantle]

Because we got a couple bot games and I wanted to bring them into casuals and it was just a fuckin sweat fest

[sour rivet]

FUUUUUCK

HE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

thank you pyro

[sour rivet]

i hate this youtube topic thing

[copper vapor]

same. my wife said she wanted to play and I told her "ok, but only against bots because other players are worse than cancer"

[oblique belfry]

now my feed is filled with funger

[copper vapor]

but the bots are rarted so it got boring

[timid hollow]

i like it

fuck you

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

started epic games launcher > everything runs 50% slower

i love it

i will buy elite on steam just so im able to avoid this bs

[sour rivet]

the loading on my phone has been incredibly slow recently

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l79lFJofQZg

i shall send it again

cuz fuck u

[marsh cargo]

if it isnt the "dark" fantasy game

[oblique belfry]

""""dark"""""

more then dark lmao

[copper vapor]

"our game is dark fantasy"
the "dark" part = sex

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

getting slapped on the face with a peenar because you missed a coin flip is peak funger

[left mantle]

hey doge wanna see a funny?

[oblique belfry]

ya

[green granite]

Never know whats fear hunger is

[green granite]

But it had to do something to be call a disturbingly disgusting game

Or so i heard

[oblique belfry]

holy braindead

i mean i get where he is coming from

but like

just no

[left mantle]

It's just wrong

since you could proc it so easily on so many champs

[oblique belfry]

you KNOW about it dont you

[timid hollow]

so far the term dark means no consent

dark fantasy

dark romance

[sour rivet]

this loser being a PILOT

[timid hollow]

this world is ruined

[green granite]

Well idk in depth wtf did it do

[timid hollow]

[sour rivet]

i dont mean that dogman is very cool

[green granite]

All I look at it is oh, a sprite game with a lot of gore

[oblique belfry]

tl;dr : trying to find a guy and accidentally stumbling about gods and deciding whether to believe in one of em or kill em all

[green granite]

But in these days thats pretty mid

[sour rivet]

i like learning about piloting

[green granite]

Uhm

Warhammer 40k

[timid hollow]

lets gather some idiots and make a mercenary company

we could name it sicario

[sour rivet]

true...

[oblique belfry]

you can have affinity with some gods

and well....

some requires "VERY SPECIFIC" things

[sour rivet]

https://fixupx.com/BenV1309/status/2009013845214548296?s=20

Ben (@BenV1309)

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FixupX · Jan 7, 2026, 9:26 PM

[timid hollow]

doge explain the whole lore to me in bullet points

[oblique belfry]

bullet points ?

[sour rivet]

dont forget the cool transition

[timid hollow]

mf doesnt know what powerpoint is

[oblique belfry]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/cahara-fear-and-hunger-crowmauler-terrifying-presence-gif-11660160882700055465

[timid hollow]

im really looking forward to day where im in a car with friends or a girl and my spotify randomly shuffles gaming ost

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/funger-fear-and-hunger-pocketcat-pocket-cat-fear-gif-13301266741362682002

[oblique belfry]

suddenly AC soundtrack comes on and flight or fight instict kicks in

[timid hollow]

on the way to the function listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdMCwZoKD1g&list=RDwdMCwZoKD1g&start_radio=1&pp=ygUIYXJjaGFuZ2WgBwE%3D

i will try to pull up the car

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/Zfhp3tWAHYQ?si=MsleeH2SDXShpYpp

[timid hollow]

AHHHH ACE COMBAT IS GOOOOOOOOOD

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTSoR-C7V0

[timid hollow]

IT DOESNT FAIL TO AMAZE AFTER ALL THOSE HOURS

[oblique belfry]

guess im going 200kmph on a school zone now

[sour rivet]

wait

why isnt birdbrain in my playlist

[oblique belfry]

why are you not in playlist

[sour rivet]

im not in playlist 😔