╟❓general-offtopic

[left mantle]

As expected

[zealous depot]

I will spare you if you give me your credit card Info

[frank hearth]

imagine cartman calls you a jew while teabaging you

[sour rivet]

this skin will NOT be lore accurate

[carmine laurel]

honestly I think this is the first time I've not been able to start an xcom run with 2+ sniper analogues

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[frank hearth]

i know just imagine

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

added you to the test

[raven swan]

Good night chatters

[thick plover]

you just get email now

and get access I think

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1gqnAtzQ7Zs man what is my recommended now

[thick plover]

1 to 24 hours

[sour rivet]

i got it in like 30 mins

but yeah times may vary

[left mantle]

62E+04

[carmine laurel]

you sure this guy needs rescue with a name like that?

[thick plover]

okay

[copper vapor]

I love this song

[sick trail]

He gives birth to knights, while himself not being one

[thick plover]

ive seen a thing on twitter and my brain wants to be unbrained

[sour rivet]

its a vibe

[thick plover]

I will now send it here

[rocky turtle]

he is good support

and got a good gun on him

[desert hull]

It is noon. Time to go to bed

[sour rivet]

ok time to plague inc

at last

[zealous depot]

wait really, I can get access, just like that

[thick plover]

yes

[sour rivet]

no longer on mobile

[thick plover]

I just pressed a button in video game and you get access soon

[carmine laurel]

this motherfucker

[sour rivet]

woah.... these graphics are so realistic...

[zealous depot]

[carmine laurel]

why is it the fucking hunter

[sour rivet]

my FUCKIN RESOLUTION

[left mantle]

I mean you could've asked this entire time Taco

Like half the people here have access

[thick plover]

Anyways

[sour rivet]

yea

[thick plover]

time to send slop that hurt me to watch

https://vxtwitter.com/merdestinoincel/status/2008744433916014600?s=20

Nordestino (@merdestinoincel)

https://t.co/5YfqXLyWP1

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 3:36 AM

[celest plank]

One of my favourite episodes

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[sick trail]

God forbid kids have fun like we had fun with rage comics

[sour rivet]

bro

this shit is SO DIFFERENT

[copper vapor]

rage comics? how about happy tree friends

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-flashback-childhood-memory-delicious-gif-3463448

[rocky turtle]

@forest acorn gj

[thick plover]

I literally know a guy

who sat in vc

and said 21 over and over again for 3 hours

yes he was (not) in a asylum how did you know

[sick trail]

Rookie numbers

[sour rivet]

ok bros what are we calling our first disease

[thick plover]

kino

[oblique belfry]

👀

[sick trail]

Chimp Event

[sour rivet]

nay we arent chimp virus

[sick trail]

Birb Flu

[restive bear]

Monke virus

[sour rivet]

the birb flu?
yeah i tend to do that

[restive bear]

Throw shit and eat banana

[sick trail]

Diarrhea 2

[rocky turtle]

offtopic

[restive bear]

Brain fart

[sour rivet]

the war

[sick trail]

Type shit

[restive bear]

Shit

[oblique belfry]

i was sad that bleach mythics were not in normal battle royale

i take my word back

south park mythic

stick of truth mythic

[sour rivet]

ok so
kino
brainfart
offtopic

what if we....
merge all these together

Kinotopicfart

yeah fuck it

[oblique belfry]

never fuse again lil vro

[sour rivet]

im going to infect your country now

[real aspen]

you should be ashamed for even thinking about that

[oblique belfry]

its already patient zero

[sour rivet]

I CAN ZOOM IN!?

[oblique belfry]

fym

[sour rivet]

WHAT

[oblique belfry]

you didnt know ?

even mobile had zoom

[carmine laurel]

@left mantle

[sour rivet]

not to this extent

also i accidentaly infected saudi arabia

oh well

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-gif-22349628

[sour rivet]

the music is better too

i spent how long playing this shit on phone?

[rocky turtle]

scavenger gaming

[forest acorn]

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

i played so much ace 7 when i hear the debriefing theme i automatically hear a voice saying something about me going to solitary

[rocky turtle]

@uneven sapphire wanna have poison breath glands?

[carmine laurel]

the fucking advent

shot the faceless

now I have to deal with both at the same time

man beyond legend is not a joke

[uneven sapphire]

yes

turn me into a bio weapon

[sour rivet]

i am approaching doge

Turkey, Poland, Australia, USA.
we will all suffer the brainrot

now im assuming greenland is still fuck ass annoying

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

mods, send the image of grok glazing elon as a pornstar

[rocky turtle]

who is your 1st chosen ?

[verbal gate]

All those names assigned to you but the best one is Avril calling you a dumbass

[carmine laurel]

hunter

[sour rivet]

i just watched the entirety of africa get engulfed in red

[rocky turtle]

and i got assasin

[carmine laurel]

assassin easier than hunter

fucking hunter locks you down from across the map

[sour rivet]

//THE WORLD LOOKS RED//

ok chat are you ready to kill all of mankind!?

[rocky turtle]

i didnt played war of chosen before so i dont know who is worse

probably warlock or hunter then

[carmine laurel]

warlock is the worst

then hunter

then assassin

Assassin is just annoying cause of stealth

hunter target snipes from outside your range

warlock summons enemies

[rocky turtle]

i got lucky that her weakness is explosives damage and i got all people with explosives on that mission

yeah we were there to rescue civilians

[sour rivet]

we did it

[upbeat verge]

@obsidian sun I instantly got sad knowing when they reveal the answer to that riddle

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DTCPjoYjZuA/

[upbeat verge]

nice virus link

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

mister worldwide

[thick plover]

me when I pet something that can rip my hand off

holdon now

[snow tree]

Helped kill bombardier in checkpoint, looted hella cars for parts, dropped some bps for peeps, helped another lad get rocketeer

Man I love my solo lobbies

[rocky turtle]

@pallid sapphire how is quasimorph going?

[copper vapor]

since I had a pvp encounter last night I'm probably gonna get dropped in the naughty lobbies now

even though it was self defense

[pallid sapphire]

pretty good now,started a new save and now know what im doing properly

[copper vapor]

[snow tree]

If you didn't kill them it should be ok

[pallid sapphire]

Sometimes,people getting shot is good

[snow tree]

If you did, just do a quick run through

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-gif-21238437

[real aspen]

i wonder if prime has gpnvg-18... or several

[left mantle]

One less stain on the rug

[snow tree]

W for the humanity

[pallid sapphire]

imagine beating your wife and then get shot by police cause instead of talking to them you reach in your pants and pull a gun

Thats just karma

[left mantle]

I couldn't, Mainly because i'm not a racist supremacist piece of shit

[pallid sapphire]

Fair

[copper vapor]

dead game

[verbal gate]

nice, thanks for reminding me not to use your bum ass browser

[pallid sapphire]

[snow tree]

Firefox

[real aspen]

firefox has AI too

[pallid sapphire]

When i show you this what do you think that is ?

[real aspen]

though optional, and local

[snow tree]

You think they will listen

[verbal gate]

egg

[pallid sapphire]

next

[snow tree]

Uhhhh rectangle?

[pallid sapphire]

its also part of the thing

[verbal gate]

egg on its side

[snow tree]

Another rectangle

[pallid sapphire]

more of it

[verbal gate]

baguette

[pallid sapphire]

even more

[snow tree]

Bigger rectangle

[real aspen]

laff are you ok

[snow tree]

Smaller rectangle

[pallid sapphire]

more

[verbal gate]

I swear to god if this is a dick pic

[snow tree]

Bigger rectangle

[pallid sapphire]

EVEN MORE

[real aspen]

that's a flag

[pallid sapphire]

if you dont know now

[snow tree]

Rectangle that appears to depict a flag, probably of US of A

[pallid sapphire]

Its fucking Trump

[snow tree]

That may or may not be related to Shia Labeouf

[real aspen]

guys i think laff is going insane

and/or retarded

[snow tree]

Laff

[pallid sapphire]

or both

[snow tree]

Kill yourself

[real aspen]

that's what and/or means

[pallid sapphire]

later

I got shit to do

after that

[copper vapor]

wtf is going on

I walk up behind a guy

turn on flashlight

say hello

say don't shoot

he turns around

shoots me twice

runs away

aggroes a rocketeer

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5eVltokAc

[copper vapor]

dies

[snow tree]

Wife can wait Laff

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Wife is with the neighbours

[real aspen]

laff has become retarded and/or insane

[snow tree]

Damn

[copper vapor]

I meant in my arc raiders game

read the messages afterward

[snow tree]

You got the sharpest tool in the shed

[real aspen]

i did but chose to ignore it to drive my own narrative instead

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-mouth-all-star-shrug-shrug-shoulders-idk-gif-17865596

[carmine laurel]

@rocky turtle my first mission was multiple advent soldiers, a faceless, the hunter

[pallid sapphire]

we germans know how to cuck everyone.Just post Faction Trailers without a single second of Gameplay

[copper vapor]

and there was an extract camper trying to snipe the elevator I was in
but they were a terrible shot lmao

[carmine laurel]

everyone made it out alive

[copper vapor]

missed 3 shots with me stationary working the elevator terminal

ppl playing this game are something else

[snow tree]

They often do that

Good work tho

MM improved++

[copper vapor]

sometimes I kinda wonder if they do it intentionally just to try scaring people

[real aspen]

anyway could be a non-english speaker and got spooked or something

idk man i dont play arc

[rocky turtle]

really? i got rocketeer and droids but not a faceless

[real aspen]

grok pls make #arc-containment already

[copper vapor]

smh these ppl shooting me and damaging my shield

[snow tree]

That or just fucking around

[snow tree]

Grok send Sab to narnia

[celest plank]

holy fuck

i am so hungover

jesus fuck

[pallid sapphire]

did you read what i wrote earlier

[celest plank]

I wrote here before???

[timber oxide]

If kreeo complaining about helldivers was enough for #🤖🐛🦑helldivers to be made, then you complaining about arc should be enough for #arc to be made

[uneven sapphire]

monday

[celest plank]

hold up

[pallid sapphire]

i made a pretty good joke

[timber oxide]

False, you're german

[pallid sapphire]

when your drunk you will laugh your ass off

[snow tree]

Ummmmm, I think he literally does have a face tho 🤓

[pallid sapphire]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

here

[green granite]

I heard laff is going insane

[pallid sapphire]

quite high possibility

thank the winky memes

If Adolf can persist in this chat,so can i

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

LMAO

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7vzNz0NmY

[uneven sapphire]

atomic heart is getting a new dlc?

and a new game from the devs

[green granite]

Atomic Heart 2

[uneven sapphire]

no

its an mmo shooter

called the cube

[green granite]

I dont think they are gonna come out for a while

[timber oxide]

Sex Update?

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/sussa-gif-5432297967573209335

[sour rivet]

they're doing this to me later

[pallid sapphire]

Ayo i got 300€ back from elecricity company

[sour rivet]

woag

[pallid sapphire]

from last year

[sour rivet]

you should spend it

all on blackjack

[pallid sapphire]

they made me pay more and now i got everything back

i invest it in my Wifes Harry Potter LARP

sounds more reasonable

[sour rivet]

🥀

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

hope so

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/agustdgaf-crowd-cheering-gif-9745677813629958610

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-sexy-bell-sex-bell-sexy-time-gif-617915940425528102

[sour rivet]

sex walks in yo

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1357746237599649924/wave.gif

[pallid sapphire]

massive reverb burp

[copper vapor]

yes and yes

[pallid sapphire]

Hi Maru

[uneven sapphire]

hi

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeAteIdUopE

[pallid sapphire]

thats all teasered in the 2026 trailer

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

marriage goals

[pallid sapphire]

i wonder if we get that end 2026

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCVG5XwIiTs

[copper vapor]

a new hand touches the beacon

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth

WAKE UP

[sour rivet]

thats a mech

[oblique belfry]

ITS A LEGENDARY SKIN AS WELL

FOR GALIO

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-broly-z-cool-abridged-dragon-ball-gif-3280373405149182149

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

LEGENDARY GALIO SKIN

[sour rivet]

hmmmm

[uneven sapphire]

this looks absolutely goated

[rocky turtle]

fuck outta here

[timid hollow]

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

[thick plover]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/stepford-wife-gif-18387107

[thick plover]

MURPH

[timid hollow]

ITS HAPPENING

[thick plover]

DONT DO IT MURPH

COME BACK MURPH

[sour rivet]

mmmmmm
dedock

i will NEVER install leaguye

[thick plover]

good

I will now press my clicker and feed you a treat to positively reinforce your correct decision

[sour rivet]

yay!

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-eating-watermelon-gif-15291020

[craggy oriole]

da hell

[copper vapor]

spawn under pipeline tower
perfect spawn to fight the bastion roaming outside it
fresh raid
no bastion

[snow tree]

Checked behind storage?

I see it there more often than pipeline

[copper vapor]

storage?
afaik only 2 possible bastions spawns... one at hydroponic domes and one roaming in front of pipeline tower

[slim magnet]

jarvis play the capital city of flowers in the sky

[snow tree]

ohhh on Dam

You actually have three, Domes, Loading Bay in front of Control tower and by the Pipeline

But Dam has one of the lowest % chances for the big ones to spawn, outside of Rocketeers

[arctic flicker]

rocketeers and leapers

[snow tree]

I might be biased, but I don't really consider the leapers to be part of "big" arcs

[rocky turtle]

@pallid sapphire @blazing maple congrats

[teal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQScYrsaes

[arctic flicker]

only annoying if you dont have cover, but I guess that goes for every mid-tier arcs

[proven tundra]

buh

[teal spade]

"BOSS! WEZ GONNA CRASH INTO DA PLANET!"

"GOOD, CRASH FASTAH!"

[teal spade]

it's the fight for who can use the colours

[timber oxide]

Hold up, in a jar?

[timber oxide]

If I see you playing this I will find you and I will exterminate you

[real aspen]

Eating pringles in bed

Yummers

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

At least waste your life on something good

[timber oxide]

Not even good

[real aspen]

Such as Warframe

[timber oxide]

Just neutral is fine

Actually, waste your life on something dogshit, it would still be better

Do drugs, it's better for you

[left mantle]

An odd matchup

[sour rivet]

true

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-dc-please-stop-please-no-gif-19166479

[sour rivet]

IM NOOOOT

i was just tryna get a reaciton outta doge

[proven tundra]

yep
The Exodus made them leave the EU
Then the Protectorate declared war
So I don't really have to care?

[sour rivet]

WRONG KEK

WAH

[copper vapor]

I remember seeing bombardiers at the loading bay but never bastions... I'll look there from now on

[timber oxide]

You can just edit it out

[snow tree]

They share that spawn

I seen bastion there a couple times, more often bombs tho

[copper vapor]

all I know is I am never gonna try fighting the one at hydrodome

[sour rivet]

yeag

well thats not normal

[copper vapor]

is that better or worse than normal

[arctic flicker]

You should do Spaceport for bastions, there's either one by the Container Storage, Rocket Assembly or by the Trench Towers

[sour rivet]

worse

i usually have 6-800

[snow tree]

Fighting anything in Domes is poopy

[sour rivet]

speak of the devel

devel

debil

[snow tree]

Spaceport is my go to for bomb/bastion huntin as well

[craggy oriole]

mobas are why everyone wants to kill each other now

dont play league

[copper vapor]

I always get pvp'd at spaceport, I avoid that map for anything pve-related unless I really REALLY fuckin have to

[snow tree]

Gate if I want to actually trek to checkpoint

[left mantle]

...now?

[arctic flicker]

I prefer Buried City for bombardiers, high chance in good spots

[sour rivet]

we've been killing each over before mobas

[left mantle]

I hate to break it to you but I think we've hated each other before mobas

[craggy oriole]

it was okish for a bit

[timber oxide]

Do you remember the first great forest war?

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel 2 missions to counter dark events popped at the same time

[sour rivet]

i do...

[carmine laurel]

kekw

[wide chasm]

what has pinged here

[timber oxide]

All of that over a bottle of maple syrup

And don't even get me started on the second great forest war

[rocky turtle]

WTF 3rd popped after

[sour rivet]

that rabbit had it coming

[snow tree]

Too many rats that flock to it

[timber oxide]

Well I personally was part of the group who thought that their actions were justified

[arctic flicker]

Place explosive mines on the husk and wait

[timber oxide]

However, burning down the forest orphanage was a bit too much

[rocky turtle]

3 missions in 4 days im probably fucked

[timber oxide]

But at the time it sounded like a good idea

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

they sent TERMITES to my treehouse

[timber oxide]

We didn't know that it would cause all the fae to become drug addicts

[timber oxide]

Well to be honest, you didn't pay your rent that month

[sour rivet]

grmgmgmg...

[timber oxide]

And you know how strict the rabbit was about rent

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel which 2 u tooked if u could do only 2 of them

[carmine laurel]

2nd and third

you can easily prevent yourself from getting overwatched

but dealing with waves of praetorians is an issue

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1AQAzqt58

HOLY SHEEEEEET

@frank hearth @left mantle

[frank hearth]

an ornn skin

2026 is gonna be the year

[timid hollow]

can we limit lol content on 50 messages a day

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gds5DRngHGc

[timid hollow]

would

next

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g1fwMNStUc

dis too

[copper vapor]

principal fiora tho

[timid hollow]

would

next

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ that splash art

its right on your face

[timid hollow]

im convinced at least 100 people already finished to that

[copper vapor]

gotta get them foot fetishists

[timber oxide]

There's like, nothing

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[frank hearth]

beside the feet stuff good god would

[timber oxide]

Um

[sour rivet]

briar.

[timber oxide]

Can we get a lore expert on that one

[oblique belfry]

about briar ?

[rocky turtle]

in 6 hours

peak is coming

[timid hollow]

what update

[rocky turtle]

and im working again

[timid hollow]

limbus?

[sour rivet]

limbus

[timid hollow]

limbus.

[timber oxide]

I just need to know the legality of Sturm's statement

[sour rivet]

bimbus

[timid hollow]

limbusberg.

[runic condor]

schlimbus

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fairlyoddparents-dinkleberg-gif-4141833

[sour rivet]

shes just short

[oblique belfry]

oh she is 21 iirc

[timber oxide]

Ok

@frank hearth you're free to go this time

[frank hearth]

fair enough

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

most of the splash arts realy fuck up her age

especialy the base one

[sour rivet]

the unofficial wiki

[timid hollow]

lets try weird open source free shooter :)

nvm

dayz then pff

mhmmmm

[copper vapor]

with the amount of goonery in the internet, you think anyone would risk making an underage character

[left mantle]

At best they'll opt for "unclear exact age"

[sour rivet]

i've seen art of peacock from skullgirls i would like to unsee

age does not stop anyone

[copper vapor]

precisely

might as well just make them all legal since the gooners will goon either way

[sour rivet]

yeah

[slim magnet]

age checking briar but not batting an eye on champs like qiyana is kinda crazy but i guess it's a geographical thing

[copper vapor]

don't even know what a qiyana is

[ripe wyvern]

Colossal ass

[left mantle]

Assuming that I don't feel the exact same way with how qiyana looks is bold.

[copper vapor]

gray cats only
posts photo with a black cat

take noah to the firing squad

[slim magnet]

never said a thing about you specifically either but it's an overall observation

[left mantle]

Her model looks like you took a child from a texas beauty shit and tried to age it up.

[slim magnet]

nobody has ever publicly said a thing about them gooners gooning to the videogame lady

despite yeah qiyana looking like a latino teen

[ripe wyvern]

What the actual

[left mantle]

Her ingame model is a monstrosity, her cover art makes me triple check that its her and not someone else in lore because in no fucking way is a 21 year old lookin like that

[thick plover]

how it feels to wait and do nothing in vintage story because high rift activity

I dug myself into the fucking ground and Im alt tabbed rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif

[pallid sapphire]

High rizz activity skibbidy

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[pallid sapphire]

[thick plover]

I hear a boar getting murdered to death

outside the hole

fucking idiot thought chasing me to my "house" (1 campfire and a box next to it) was a good idea

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

This is just wylder

[thick plover]

I thought you didnt play vintage story you fucking retard

[thick plover]

I dont see it

[uneven sapphire]

muahah

[thick plover]

kill yourself chud

[copper vapor]

if this wasn't weird before
it is now

[ripe wyvern]

Yesterday I saw a "girl" (women, mind 20s) she was like 145cm or something maybe less. 4 fet 9 inch to burgermans. Also very latina. Kinda disturbing. Not midget, very proportional. Kinda cute ngl.

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQP9DPmjzzY/?igsh=MWEweTYxNXhpZ25hZg==

[copper vapor]

give up on trying to find bastions at dam
load up on buried city
every spiderbot spawn is a bombardier

[thick plover]

love how everyone is just posting instagram videos

wherever I look on discord

its just instagram and not twitter anymore

[ripe wyvern]

I'm still on the qiyana topic lol

[thick plover]

PLEASE MOTHERFUCKER PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASEEEEEEEEE JUST MAKE IT DAYYYYYYYY

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pallid sapphire]

Fits the horse content

[nocturne aurora]

better than live leak vids with gore, wait we had that a coupel times

[sour rivet]

8

[ripe wyvern]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRB-Y9Rgm9J/?igsh=bXdtYmlzdW4zNHVr

ghstudio._

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Likes

200726

Instagram

[slim magnet]

kkinstagram amigo

[wild vortex]

let me guess

e33

[ripe wyvern]

Hmmm how do u oh thx

[marsh cargo]

Ofc

[ripe wyvern]

U were fast thx

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-umamusume-dexter-doakes-gif-17192581696555553172

[left mantle]

So true, french can't be people that's just silly

[ripe wyvern]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQbQjUWDR68/?igsh=MXBnbTFsM2QzY3djdQ==

IT'S WORKING

i am smarter

Wanted to share this tho https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRB-Y9Rgm9J/?igsh=bXdtYmlzdW4zNHVr

[copper vapor]

finally hear the sweet song of a bastion

[sour rivet]

HOLY SHIT A WEREWOLF MODEL UPDATE

ITS BEEN OVER 10 YEARS

BUT ALSO FUCK BATTLE PASS

[copper vapor]

furry

[sour rivet]

yes

next questiopn

[oblique belfry]

damn

from 10 gray skins

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/TESOnline/status/2009002554399564180?s=20

The Elder Scrolls Online (@TESOnline)

As we unveiled in December, Classes in ESO will be getting refreshed over the course of the next several updates, beginning with U49 and the Dragonknight.🔥 These improvements are aimed at modernizing ESO's classes, addressing player pain points, and making more builds viable.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 8:41 PM

[oblique belfry]

this is really good

[sour rivet]

ok i kinda fw this

[slim magnet]

is the werewolf fun in teso

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/eso-werewolf-elder-scrolls-online-trailer-gif-26680127

[copper vapor]

it wasn't a question

[sour rivet]

oh my god

[carmine laurel]

its alright

[slim magnet]

bethesda seems to consistently ruin the werewolf fantasy

[sour rivet]

the cure is....

free?

holy shit

GOOD ESO UPDATE!?

WHAT

HHUH!?

[oblique belfry]

unheard of

wdym free

[sour rivet]

literally

its been a while

[slim magnet]

huh

[sour rivet]

for some reason you could buy cures with crowns despite being able to go to a shrine

[carmine laurel]

typically you use werewolf if you're going stamina specced skills

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

like the only game where the werewolf felt """cool""" was in daggerfall because of the power fantasy of becoming a steamroller

[sour rivet]

yeah

[sour rivet]

i should play daggerfall again...

[slim magnet]

even though as a werewolf you just were a really fast punching martialist

and nothing more

[carmine laurel]

you dont really use it to be a werewolf, you use it cause its got decent passives for stamina builds

and you dont really use vampire to be a vampire

[sour rivet]

im bouta bust

[carmine laurel]

you use it for its magicka build passives

[slim magnet]

true yeah

very true

[sour rivet]

yeah the vampire rework

im still unsure how i feel abnout it 5 years later

its

"strange"

https://fixvx.com/TESOnline/status/2009001148049408158?s=20

The Elder Scrolls Online (@TESOnline)

Beginning with Update 49, new improvements will begin rolling out aimed at reducing friction and respecting player play time.
More player improvement updates are coming after U49, stay tuned. 👀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 8:36 PM

event tickets are also going away!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?

FASTER MOUNT TRAINNG?!@?!

WHAT

[slim magnet]

always a good time to play some daggerfall considering it's free

nah i'm joking you need to allocate a lot of time to it

[sour rivet]

i apologize for my current outbursts

but like

WHAT THE FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/727-whenyouseeit-majima-enjoyer-what-gif-21311520

oh my god....

its

its so fucking peak

overland difficuklty...

[timid hollow]

natural selection and those typa games have to be hella fun with real players

with bots its meh

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DPeg0nNEQEr/?igsh=Y3ZpY21hOW8zNWxh

[sour rivet]

ok

i think

thats all i can share

[slim magnet]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRUiPdCEo9c/

[copper vapor]

ns was so fucking good

but by the time I bought NS2 it was already dead

[timid hollow]

i saw it earlier but reviews say its dead and the last living community servers can access some pc files trough a weird backdoor

[sour rivet]

still no account wide mount training so that sucks

[copper vapor]

holy shit granny hit him with the [redacted] special

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

if it's not rotated it's not evil but yeah i get the point

it's an obscure fun fact i guess

[copper vapor]

am I hearing TOMA TOMA TOMA brazilian funk

[thick plover]

it civilization

[left mantle]

Bro not the metro-man meme

[copper vapor]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/more-than-8-years-after-the-new-colossus-a-new-wolfenstein-game-is-reportedly-in-the-works-at-machinegames/

[timid hollow]

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjPtDl6EJ3o

[copper vapor]

it's out?

oh

I missed the 'tbd' there.

[thick plover]

@proven tundra better ruins is such a must need mod holy fuck

love this

[sour rivet]

oh daily logins rewards are disappearing

[timid hollow]

renegade x looks cool

maybe will try that

[copper vapor]

renegade x is the one moment where EA weren't assholes

and allowed a fan project to exist

[timid hollow]

crysis 2 as well

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRKec4KDgI8/?igsh=M3l3czV6MHV6bTl0

[timid hollow]

even if crytek was more needed ea said its fine as well

because they also had some weird say in it

[slim magnet]

okay mr offtopic i'm getting san andreas again

[sour rivet]

ok so the only issue i have with the shown content is the battlepass

eso+ members dont even get the premium version

[timid hollow]

man there is no real alive alternative to natural selection 2

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

annoying af

i love soldier vs aliens

only option i have is playing AvP 2000 with my dad

[copper vapor]

there used to be an even older game called Savage (and Savage 2) in a similar format
teams of players with one commander playing like a RTS

it's where Heroes of Newerth came from

[vital venture]

Games were 100% made for the AvP hype at the time but I still want another installment

[quiet abyss]

spayse muhreen 2 time

[timid hollow]

seems cool but its probably as dead and i really like the bugalien vs soldier typa setting

[copper vapor]

it's even deader than ns2

the game actually did shut down

doesn't even have community servers with backdoors to get you hacked

[timid hollow]

i give up

ill play unvanquished against bots when i urge for it again

[proven tundra]

Ye I always use that mod as well

[rocky turtle]

@carmine laurel how is xcoming?

[carmine laurel]

im in bed c:

[timid hollow]

cpt price hat

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

i hope i logged out in a building

[arctic flicker]

Out in the open and infront of someone moment

[quiet abyss]

ok so i recently read shadowsword

and im glad i did

its so much better than most space marine novels

[timid hollow]

i love when assests take a moment to load

[quiet abyss]

it just felt better

[quiet abyss]

i dont have this bonus

wait you play dayz?

[timid hollow]

DONT JUMP LADY THERE IS A FUTURE

[quiet abyss]

NO ONE EVER INVITES ME TO ANYTHING (i say even though you dont have me on steam)

[quiet abyss]

blow her shit smoove off

[timid hollow]

i started on 31.12

[quiet abyss]

oh so youre new?

[timid hollow]

70 hours by now

[quiet abyss]

glad to see you picked it up quick

[timid hollow]

yeah we playing on a bit more loot server tho

[quiet abyss]

took me ages to figure shit out, but thats because i was like 14 when i started,

4 years ago

[timid hollow]

not 3x or even 2x just a bit more

[quiet abyss]

i wasnt a smart 14 year old

[quiet abyss]

i play hard servers

[timid hollow]

ah my dad has 1k hours i just asked him twenty times why i got sick

[quiet abyss]

lmaooo

ok so basically, stay dry, dont eat raw meats or drink any water not from a well, and youre set

thats essentially all you need to know

[timid hollow]

i even have sewing kit on me in case jacket goes kaputt

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

you already know to keep it at worn i assume

[timid hollow]

yes

[quiet abyss]

also, you looted heli crashes?

[timid hollow]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

lucky lad

i never find them, i just go to the bunker on livonia usually

but thats my preferred base game map

[timid hollow]

was on yesterday at 6 am and used the calm hours

[quiet abyss]

ah ok

id join you, but i dont have dayz installed yet, and i dont feel like it

[timid hollow]

i havent met a single guy when it was 50 players, then when 3 guys joined i met them all

[quiet abyss]

and if you ever feel like playing on modded servers, get DZSA (you probably knew that lmao)

[teal spade]

@blazing maple why can't you be as cool as this cow?

[timid hollow]

yeah we just wanted to keep it vanilla for now until it gets boring, so we can spice things up later with mods

[vital venture]

I am still fucking looking for a bloody dayz server

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know, also can i join later?

[quiet abyss]

YOURE BLUE

[vital venture]

The fact you said that so instantly

[timid hollow]

come catch a bullet

[quiet abyss]

i mean it may be a server in europe, and i may not speak that language at all, and i probably will yap non stop, but hey :D

[quiet abyss]

yippee, when i download dayz again, i will check in

[vital venture]

My ping on this would be glorious to see

Honestly funny ping moments alone would be worth it so maybe

[timid hollow]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

go join then, catch a bullet

[vital venture]

Im working late cause Wednesday

[quiet abyss]

L

skill issue

just go home, tell your boss to shove it up his/her ass

[timid hollow]

game is so toxic tho

[quiet abyss]

oh yeah

i love it

tying a dude up and feeding his buddy to him is great fun

[timid hollow]

theyre a few nice guys but man some dudes are really really miserable

[vital venture]

The only thing making it interesting the fact its on chernarus

[quiet abyss]

im a mixture

[timid hollow]

i mean thats alright thats content for me yk

[quiet abyss]

it just depends who it is

if theyre a nice person, i will return that sentiment (mostly)

[vital venture]

As I've stated before some of the military zones on chernarus are just stuck in my memory

[quiet abyss]

if they shot first and i win, im gonna mess with them

[timid hollow]

a friend of mine got chased down by 3 guys, killed 2 after they missed 100 bullets, and then the last guy got him due to bleeding out and screamed something like ez get rekt but he was 100% serious

[quiet abyss]

and if its a military base, thats just on sight, its mili base

[vital venture]

Ik were it is specifically on a map

[quiet abyss]

i got the major ones

and the starter ones

VMC, NWAF, Tisy, all in the head

also got staroye, green mountain, zeleno, and a couple others

for early game

[vital venture]

I only remember the major ones so my ability to get decent loot in the beginning is ass

[quiet abyss]

i remember my way through many places

i used to have a patented loot run™

took it often

i had one for each coast, and each place on it

well not each town

but more like south, south west, east and north east

[vital venture]

I need to learn the starting loot areas so im not always showing up to airfield or etc with some shitty peashooter that may or may not have a mag

[quiet abyss]

skill issue, just find a mosin in a cabin

thats what i do

no mag needed

[timid hollow]

and mosin packs a punch

[quiet abyss]

and it is a beast, no armor saves you from being killed or knocked out

[timid hollow]

one shot a few dudes with it

[quiet abyss]

but the tundra is where my loyalties lie

that winchester is just the best

and i will fight

[vital venture]

Its a beast but im still a Tundra fan boy

[quiet abyss]

on that hill

[timid hollow]

im now trying out the dmr, seems pretty strong

[quiet abyss]

DMR is just a semi auto tundra

the DMR is currently the best gun iirc?

or its easily top 3 for sure

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/Julex_Gameplays/status/2009006101292056704

Julex Gameplays (@Julex_Gameplays)

Battle Academia Briar model in-game

Normal + Frenzy

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 8:55 PM

[quiet abyss]

its amazing in CQC, perfect for any range

[frank hearth]

lord help me we spending mula on rito products this year

[vital venture]

Best gun but I dont think it has a long range scope

Could be wrong I went on a long hiatus off DayZ after 2023? Or maybe 2022

[snow tree]

That skin ain't even that good

[timid hollow]

same scope you can put on vr-89

pretty busted

[vital venture]

Well shit

I need to touch myself up on what is in default gamba now

[opal star]

If you learn to read the scope like a ruler you can snipe better than 99.9% of players.

[vital venture]

I remember when there was only really what 3 snipers?

[vital venture]

Idk what u mean by this but prob true

[opal star]

Reticles are rulers, if you know how to use them you're a more accurate shot.

Takes like 5 minutes.

[ripe wyvern]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRt7GZZjaD-/?igsh=MWN0YmoyanFzeXk1Nw==

[timid hollow]

explain

oh jesus the screenshot quality

ah do you mean if a person fits in three lines he is x yards aways, if only two its y yards aways

[vital venture]

Hes talking about how u can use the scope to measure how far away someone is I think?

Could 100% be wrong however

Jesus christ there's a 35 min video talking about this

[opal star]

It measures angular displacement. The reticle does not tell you where to shoot.
It tells you where your barrel is oriented in angular space.

[timid hollow]

we see our destination

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cement-cat-cursed-long-legs-silly-gif-5796088387637834942

[vital venture]

Still gonna watch the video tho

[quiet abyss]

peam btw

[quiet abyss]

we? who is we

[ripe wyvern]

Its me

[copper vapor]

WHY ITALIAN

[timid hollow]

im talking that way so you guys dont feel left out

im basically a streamer

just in pictures

[opal star]

There's math involved but if you familiarize yourself it becomes second nature.

[quiet abyss]

youre playing dayz?

OH

you mean the gif

im stupid dw

[noble basin]

[vital venture]

U have a video or is this a yap explanation for a hot minute

[ripe wyvern]

Haven't played dayz in years tho, dayuum I just remembered how old is am are me.

[copper vapor]

"what's up chat today we're going to be playing dayz and trying our best to not die in 5 minutes"

[vital venture]

I mean once I told him how* to not get sick from water he seems to have figured out the rest pretty well ngl

[opal star]

For example. 1 mil at 100 meters is 10 cm.
Here's the 'show your work' part.

[hexed stag]

when you have a 2nd focal plane scope

[opal star]

Trash.

[timid hollow]

never thought i would see tan/cos/sin again

[copper vapor]

the ancient enemies

[timid hollow]

that was kinda alright, when we got to graphs and F(X) i lost it completely

[vital venture]

I started getting lost in calculus tbh

Its been a hot fuckin minute tho

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

we must name a fungus

[quiet abyss]

fungulus

done

[sour rivet]

not done

[copper vapor]

FINALLY.

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/Sheep_Esports/status/2008928185484824704

Sheep Esports (@Sheep_Esports)

[OFFICIAL] Lobby hostage intervention 🛑

a new system that will terminate ❌ lobbies that are suspected to involve a bad actor

defined as someone threatening to ruin the game experience for other players

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 7, 2026, 3:46 PM

[proven tundra]

awe fuck

that's bad

[timid hollow]

fungulus funnius namus

[copper vapor]

I almost got ratted but

I'm safe

[timid hollow]

thats how latin works doesnt it

[sour rivet]

can that even fit

cant get the -us in namus in there

[timid hollow]

fungulus gexurudus

[timid hollow]

i will do what i learned

kill em all

[copper vapor]

and it dropped exactly the amount of cells I needed

[sour rivet]

where do you want to invade first

[timid hollow]

poland

obviously

duh

[sour rivet]

kayyy

you can hire pyrson

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmkay-mr-mackey-south-park-alright-okay-gif-19580399

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

we also get inate cold resist which will be helpful for the downfall of greenland

[arctic flicker]

had one drop 7 cells

[timid hollow]

trump would be proud

[copper vapor]

workshop maxed out once more now to amass wealth for the next expedition.

[copper vapor]

nice lol

the most I've seen was 4

then again I didn't loot the entire chassis because a rat started shooting at me

got out with the amount I needed. happy ending.

now I can craft mk3 augments

too bad I don't know any good ones.

[arctic flicker]

the survivor mk3 looting should be able to sport a medium shield as well

[sour rivet]

hm

good news

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

unfortunately I don't know that bp

I know the looting mk3 (cautious) and the tactical mk3 (healing)

the 'cautious' description says "swaps some carry capacity to increase survivability"

and then it can still only use light shields

[arctic flicker]

then you get the ass mk3 combat that gives like 30% swap speed for pistols

[copper vapor]

the cowboy augment

[sour rivet]

poland is fully infected

[noble basin]

Ironic

[copper vapor]

I had that one before I wiped

[arctic flicker]

the flanking combat mk3

[copper vapor]

but never used it.

oh right now I can craft these and farm that one room in dam battlegrounds

[rocky turtle]

👶 🤝

[sour rivet]

me and my skeleton

[copper vapor]

"texas votes to ban guns" is hilarious

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

There should be more loot rooms that don't require keys honestly

[copper vapor]

imo there are plenty.

the thing is that since the last big update, security lockers don't always spawn
and even when they do, it's not always at the same spot

[sour rivet]

cant believe the plague inc world cares more than the real world

[copper vapor]

this really kicked me in the balls

I recently found a new gun crate spot under the collapsed bridge at the dam. In the southern section (that leads to control tower)

[sour rivet]

WOAH

[copper vapor]

and in a raid last week I found 2 gun crates in the same spot at hydrodomes

[sour rivet]

CHINA JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 IMMEDIATELY

[arctic flicker]

no more bat soup incidents allowed

[copper vapor]

now I really wanna get this skill again so I can run two guns more comfortably

[vital venture]

still tech need to get one more bastion cell but I can collect the other materials first

[frank hearth]

[arctic flicker]

broad shoulders and loaded arms moment

[sour rivet]

@timid hollow bro what the fuck did you do

[copper vapor]

hell yeah brother

I walked out of the sierra madre with the gold.

I'm looting everything I see.

in any game.

[rocky turtle]

ukrain too

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

i hate communism

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmMYpcZjGts @green granite

[vital venture]

Astigmatism my bane when trying to drive in a city at night

[sour rivet]

damn

but fr i have never seen a country go from 0 to 100 like that

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

GREENLAND IS REDLAND NOW

[copper vapor]

greenland wasn't the last place infected, for once?

[proven tundra]

thank goodness

[sour rivet]

ikr?

[rocky turtle]

how

[proven tundra]

whoops

[rocky turtle]

they so far away from each other

[proven tundra]

I made you a criminal

[sour rivet]

ok uhhh

cure is going fast

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

[sour rivet]

gex we may be fucked

the cure is going FAST

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

mfw i play on brutal for the first time

[proven tundra]

also EU is ascending

all the blue countries are one now

[proven tundra]

added Serbian mafia and some Russian thing

[quiet abyss]

ok so fun fact

the new heroic bolt sniper

can one shot zoanthropes

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

from full to zero

[vital venture]

How to jumpscare an American, make everything except one English

[quiet abyss]

even deleting the execution phase

just fucking gone

[copper vapor]

that's gonna get nerfed soon

[vital venture]

Snipers in SM 2 were always peak

[quiet abyss]

also since it has infinite ammo if you hit heads

you can just shoot the neurothrope

in one go

long as you hit their big ass head

which is like, 80% of their body

it wont get nerfed, its the choice, you must be accurate, you get 8 total shots

4 in one mag, 4 reserve

[copper vapor]

yeah, but oneshotting a zoanthrope is a bit much lmao

[quiet abyss]

but you get a round back on a headshot

[vital venture]

This one simple trick to make assault and bulwark mains love you forever

[quiet abyss]

it was only substantial dif

[copper vapor]

any headshot, or only headshot kills?

[quiet abyss]

its prolly 2-3 on higher levels

[quiet abyss]

any

[copper vapor]

that's op as fuck

[quiet abyss]

but since its a 10x headshot multi, its usually a kill

[vital venture]

The other high damage sniper could two shot or something similar and last I checked it never got nerfed

[quiet abyss]

but keep in mind, its not good on chaos

since they have smaller heads

and chaos spawns just dont even have heads at this point

they do, but its not clear where the hitbox is

[quiet abyss]

las fusil?

[vital venture]

I need to try heavy again

[quiet abyss]

id believe it

[opal star]

[quiet abyss]

has a new bolter you can get

instantly cooled on gun strike

and it has a fencing parry window iirc

[vital venture]

It felt painful using heavy low level but high level heavy seems peak

[quiet abyss]

so its like a fencing bolter

[copper vapor]

"parry this you filthy casual"

[quiet abyss]

yeah basically

but also the bolt sniper with 8 total shots, isnt that good besides bosses

since like i said, it has to be headshots, so its useless on hordes (no shit) and its hardly useful on majoris

its good for thropes, maybe carnifex right before it charges at you, and the chaos terminators

its mid on helbrutes, since they move so damned much when you aim for the head

[vital venture]

Its for targeting the bosses and bigger guys since killing bigger guys slightly kills the small ones

[quiet abyss]

yes, but it can be good for the tyranid majoris

big ass heads

[copper vapor]

was gonna say this

[quiet abyss]

but for some reason, it doesnt one shot them

[copper vapor]

warriors are headshot magnets