#╟❓general-offtopic
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"hurr but I must be allowed to talk about this"
even if it was a democracy, you just got out voted
Plenty of discords for being political
Just depressing like we're only 3 days into the year can't even get a week without shit hitting the fan
Just keep the hands out the pants
New years resolutions hitting hard fr
that's crazy
anyways
question is, is it worse to have parents who let you do whatever you want, but dont support you, or parents who support you, but are strict about what you do?
both is shit
middleground is best
momopate get a scholarship to go to Bernardo O'Higgins and tell Osaka to mog her
Would rather have strict tbh, cause that hints at still teaching to be independent via their support
my parents also said if i get in trouble im alone in trouble xD
I never had the police showing up because of me
my sisters got fucked when it happened
Have strict parents that teach you to be independent then move out at 18 (hopefully) succeeding in your future
did they shoplift 
crazy succession of messages and choice of words
They didnt but the cousin that was with them
which also means they got taken for questioning

come on laff, leak those tank plans and you'll have more than just the cops
I had police on my ass as a child cause I threatened to kill someone that threatened to kill my entire family
double data rate? 
wild
ah shit I was hoping you had the polish k2 black panther
im german,not retarded
why does it have wings if it flies in spehss
uhhhhhmmmmmmm
Still annoyed cause I got police yelling at me because unlike him I didnt say anything to my family but ig its expected
cool factor
inb4 hur dur in-atmosphere flight
back in my time we beat up snitches and after that it was all good again
they never snitched twice

Laff you're a rhinelander right?
fuck is a rhinelander
Weser hills
a person that lands rhines
or Weser Uplands
Reinhardt main 
a German guy that really wants to be French
not even the Saarland wanted to be french
they were asked TWICE
once before WW2
once after WW2
French moment
they were asked too politely 
its an inbred state but they wanted to stay german
actually you're right the alsatians are always malding about being french 
my grandma would kill me if she knew my husband @celest plank is polish
but she dead since a few years
she also didnt speak to me when i dated a british orc xD
her sister ran away with a british soldier after WW2 thats why
British? Is this the part I be American and start malding
Or was that a page ago in the script 
chat what's the game that everyone here's been playing for the past month or so
that sci-fi turn based game
Quasimorph
Doom but extraction shooter roguelike? That's quasimorph
extraction shooter gears of war, that's arc yeah
btw my wife wanted to make a trip to India for our Honeymoon..... i asked her is it because even fat bitches get gropped there
now shes mad and we dont go to India
nah its grounds for a diet
Ngl India does not seem like a good place for visiting imo so
also im also a fat bitch
i forgot what i was going to type out mid sentence
Tho I just have a weird urge to visit iceland
or a spousal murder if she's feeling merciful
thanks i will now sleep
thank you shon, needed this 
Does this mean I can finally get those fucking toasters I need
did shiyon just post his cock to offtopic?
I want to visit Bangalore so I can see the CADshops myself
or at least the billboard ads for CAD services
I would question why I cant find toasters but I remember walking past like 5 despite knowing I need them
Very smart me am

my gachaslop game of choice got caught lacking
It was never that big 
who the fuck enabled motion blur
irl
it's making me dizzy
guh
i wave a hand and see like 4 afterimages
!topic
@worldly yoke
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

Can confirm, met up with an old time online friend of mine there, he's thankful I didn't bring a girl along
AZU
hello laiker
nothing ever changes
My grandfather gave me a Marlin model 1895 in 45-70
i still didnt undestand why my rep got -100 with resistance

well guess back to level rep with them 
killed the niflheim valkyrie on second try no hit
actually ez
and to think these gave me trouble on my first playthrough
@rocky turtle @obsidian sun SIT DOWN BITCH
im already sitting
good
considering going with valkyrie set this time
see
as much as I like the different hilts and pommels
WHY are half of them ON KILL
brother by the time I kill something the fight is over
and its useless for bosses because theres only 1 thing to hit
ok i found out how to make plasma weapons good
just use max charge ammo
otherwise its mid
but with max charge, it competes with this machine
decently
hi atrox
just the condition drains

but yeah the q-35 doohickey plasma gun 2 shots yao guai with MC cells
anyways
@upbeat verge are you winning
ofc
I know how to play the game
my biggest gripe with 2018 and ragnarok
is enemies can attack offscreen even if u dont look at them
that is imo a terrible gameplay choice
shoutout to niflheim also being terribly designed
it doesnt matter how much time u spend in there
it only matters how many rooms u clear and which ones u clear
do enemies feel spongy to you
I need to play FO76 again
it really depends on your power level
its a thing I dont like
oh you have 1 level lower power level
It is 3rd day of new year
guess u cant kill this enemy go fk yourself
@real aspen
your lower stats literally dont matter only thing that matters is the power level
Good afternoon chat

I had instant noodles and breakfast salami
its a really dumb way to do balancing imo
that... sounds healthy, not like I could talk
sure luck helps with perk activation chance and cooldown reduces all cooldowns of runics but the rest of the other 4 stats do not matter
my ivaldi set isn't even upgraded properly
yeah, i think if my pc could run new gows, the damage system alone would make me exclusively play on easiest difficulty, basic enemies taking whole big combos feels terrible imo
but because its a high level set and I'm on power lv 7
I was able to run down the niflheim vaklyrie with ease
took me less than 5 mins to mop the floor with her
ragnarok imo improved on that end
combat there feels way more refined and while yes we still have the whole power level thing at least there EVERY armor can be upgraded to max level
I think even the intro starting armor can getto 9 or 10
in 2018 u cannot do that
if theres a set u like but it has a lower power level youre fucked
valid
i have really light coffee when i need to get work done
I got tea 
I got monster 
i drank 300ml of espresso this morning 
yummers
what monster?

during the hobo picnic we were doing on the night of the 1st
white
ugh.. so... bland
i appreciate artficial sweetners now
its nice, but... c'mon, why white when there is aussie lemonade

1# monster AUSSIE LEMONADE MY GOAT
everyone has a preference
nah liking aussie lemonade is a universal law
I decided so
even tho they were supposed to take it off the shelfs cos it was not selling apparently
o 0 (
)

✍️ 🔥


Nice 
found it in a rocketeer husk
so you can get pink loot from breaching them
last time my level was too low only 5 and because this game is designed by morons she takes like 5% dmg
now I'm lv 7
she's about to get it

and she does the stomp when shes on 1 bar hp
aaaalright mate
her ai
waited until the end of the fight
when she got a lucky hit on me
and then stomped
oookay
aight i gotta replay both xcoms 
alright alfheim valkyrie dead on the 4th try not bad
@obsidian sun
naturally its been a while since I've fought them
but still not bad
I'm not looking forward to that stupid muspelheim one
Which both,theres like 8 or more 
the first time I fought the valkyries I noticed they had very similar moves and variations of the same move
but it kinda makes sense from a lore perspective
they all train in 1 place
@obsidian sun
in asgard
I mean yeah some do have unique moves
idk which one it was but one of them spawns enemies
only one of them does that the others do not
you're basically training for the last one
my point was if u think about it it makes sense on why they would all kind of have a similar base fighting style since theyre trained in the same place in LORE
but ofc some have different weapons and such so their movies vary
ofc
don't remember them that well tbh
that mace attack that slams the ground and blinds u
has such an rng hitbox
one time it hits you
the next youre fine
fucking radahn double slash ahh attack
I have pizzer for today @obsidian sun

@craggy oriole
Good morning packmate
The whites are teaming up
kkk

you said it not me
Actually the opposite
Hmmm seems like LargePage injector wont launch Stellaris on 4.2.4 but works on 4.1.6 normally.... Whar did they chang
pack morning good mate
Good pack morning mate
morning pack mate good
stfu

ROTA GOES DOWN
youve not sent me anything apart from that slime girl
and I've replied to it
not my problem u have 3kbps internet
it was one time view only
💀
the image i sent u
you sent me only a post
bought myself alcohol and snacks time to game
and 0 resistance to cold
tunnel rat more like tunnel dead
i lost my top merc to burst from cryo smg
got freezed and shooted
like he didnt have a 300 hp 
1000hp means nothing if you cant move
ancom is scary to fight cause of smg with frost ammo and entropy sniper rifles in endgame 
because for entropy resistance u need fire and frost resistance
i always laugh seeing this
wait what is that chest armor mystery pattern? 
hmm
Arbiter,Chobham or mystery pattern yeah
oh its not mystery pattern i though u fucked up and ur ancom got high tech level 
not yet
Realware and Teczpuke got high lvl atm
@maiden flare
im working for Realware and Teczpuke is just getting shotgunned
i love realware drip
Man.
omg hi 
Ishak yobaniy.
i laugh every time i see that face
!lvlup
@bold spindle
Legend - lvl 60 (445,550 XP)
Master - lvl 46 (213,325 XP)
Veteran - lvl 35 (101,675 XP)
Professional - lvl 26 (46,475 XP)
Experienced - lvl 20 (23,850 XP)
Trainee - lvl 12 (7,030 XP)
Rookie - lvl 6 (1,625 XP)
Novice - lvl 0 (0 XP)
You get XP by chatting in the text channels (5-13 XP per message, it is random);
Type/rank viewin #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type/rank xp_levelin #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.

wops, thanks
no
god of war 2018
You still playing GoW 

replaying*
Ah i gorgot you can't zend memes here. Bye.
see ya
Good morning chatters

grand rising pharoah
bob my beloved
hes my 9mm explody boi
damn u even got some implants nice

i can manufacture rocket launcher implant now 
wasnt there a class that was immune to burning and got buffs from ignition ?
maybe ok if u got enough fire resistance and implant with fire immunity wounds+phoenix brigade
here is mine mars mech inf 
Well
i want to get leg for sprint ap 
@obsidian sun all valkyries except muspel and sigrun are dead gg ez
sexbots got the best implants

ye that one
ye
i got this one on my melee guy
he got 5 ap when sprinting 
also the only one lived long enough to get to captain rank

half machine half quasimorph 
zero human
Test
Guy when no friends to DM to test things
i need toolboxes to upgrade ship i wonder what faction manufactures it 
one sexbot
it funny that its got the best implants and not combat one 
also remember that u cant heal synthetic parts normally u need engi kits for that or medkits , splints and bandages not gonna work
i think my dude got too much assets
other factions got 4 or less 

suffer like i had 
20 rats raiders offtopic colony 
btw have i told you guys that i used to eat matchsticks
like let em burn, break the sulfur off, and chomp the charcoal
insane drop
Yummy hats

randy random moment
now call your faction sun hat droppers 
so you had to restart?
yeag

huge
some bastard dropped a cognitohazard on me, I can't stop thinking about how fucking stupid it is
darn. Well keep me posted if I'm introduced again I'm always invested in rimworld sillies
be sure to @ me 30 times while I'm alseep
Another year with Pusheen 💖 🎊 Happy New Year!
Love that little loaf
@blazing maple
@blazing maple
@blazing maple
Okay I can't do it thirty times
YAY YAY YAY
I'm too lazy

what do you think about the boy gameplay?

my resolution for this year was to stress less about things and the goings on in the world
and like 2 hours after that I saw the news about venezuela
so that was cool

some people dont know when to just fucking SHUT UP i was playing darktide earlier, and im last left on an auric mission, and these bumbling idiots dont stop talking
but good GOD someone slam them over the head with a cinderblock
no time
damn
theres more enemies per square inch than fucking floor
theres just too much going on

so im busy with all the shit on my screen, and these 2 retards just dont stop talking and i cant focus
at that point i'd just turn volume to 0
astoundingly i made it through and revived them
then i cant hear trapper/dog sound queues
i can at least half hear them
with them YAPPING
skill issue 
no, its just that some people dont know when to mute their mics
damn


in ragnarok or 2018?
2018 has no Boy gameplay
they are vey silly
in ragnarok I found them boring
atreus doesn't have enough dmg in his kit
Yes ma'am

so you end up just spamming arrows or spamming the same high dmg move until stuff dies
I get what they were going for with his sections
like seeing stuff from his perspective
but I think it was poorly executed
fellas
Ping Sam whenever she goes to sleep
we won
Just got an email that the pharmacy department has a mouse infestation

my revenge begins
this will surely end well yet again
They finally found out you're working there?

Die
i wish
The person typing it was still scared
my head is killing me
I hope it succeeds
We're pharmacists, not typologists dammit!
it's too dumb to succeed 😔
We know you're too dumb to do anything
No, you're too retarded to even do that
mince meat in cabbage
cabbage rolls?
Oh this thing, not a big fan
Never happening
i guess that fits yeah
but it comes as stuffed peppers too
called dolma apparently
Sarma

Interesting
I just call it food
we also have this
it's either peppers with tomato sauce like this
or potatos and zuchini
is it yummers
very
one of my fav
Blegh
tomato ends up a bit too sweet for me
never tried cabbage
kill yourself
but the pepper one is a classic
Tastes like cardboard
this man has never had real cabbage
Well excuse me I don't live on a farm that grows it.
cabbage is deliciously crunchy and juicy
goes great with basically any spice and vinegar
the cabbage in that is a container and carrier for the spice and juice
if it comes out yuck, then your whole thing must be yuck
time to dom(inions 6)
Yuh they sell them in packs.
Pets have the longest short term memory
or
the shortest long term memory?
Depends on what type of species we are talking about.
Dogs? Parrots? Cats?
Catdog
Fish? Sharks?
Or dwarves
My country just got bombed
we know
Aparently they got our dictator already
This shit was call of duty Ghosts tonight
I would love to comment however I am on thin ice with moderation.
already discussed down in brainfart
and mods said to not discuss it
I'm just saying is crazy
Feels kinda unreal
Can't know what to believe right now
Well that was all, bye bye guys
Hope My Home didn't got damaged, i want to play GAMMA when i go back
believe me and only me
No
foiled again
Martian Infantry is shredding
damn bro fighting quasimorph with 0 entrophy resist respect
ive won
calmest defense mission

u know what dont miss enemies?
nuclear warheads 
tis time
Hardest part is letting go
hardest part is selling all this gold bars
elijah can't let go of my nuts
Zion was basically just a sight seeing trip ngl.
A few fights here & there.
Scenery is to die for tho.
loved it's theme
the last parts kinda sucked tho
Yuh.
ts goes insanely hard
Hey look, my favorite DLC
dat art
but honest hearts still my top 1

So it's what. The sci fi DLC first. Then dead money. Then lonesome road. Then honest hearts.
what order is this

worst order ever
and frame power armor damn
but what order
like prefrence or play order
its DM, HH, OWB then LR
Play order.
hh is before owb
otherwise the rest are pretty nice
Isn't OWB before dead money.
i mean the opposite
owb is before hh
equip his chest armor its got atleast some resistance against cold
lore wise i think dead money is 3rd
lr is ofc the last
already done with the mission
nobody used Cryo damage smh
hh is tricky
i dont think so, i remember it being in release order

oh that
tell me that u took that armor
that was friendly fire
release order and the lore order were the same i thought
but tbh i always play it HH, DM, OWB then LR

i mean the lore
mostly because dead money sucks dick and id rather have fun
yes, which is in release order if im not mistaken
i got that instead
like elijah was in owb before dead money obv
oh wait you mean the story line of where they went before you show up in those locations?
dead money is the 1st dlc that won't make sense
fuck i tuned in without reading above
yes
I alr know modders are having a field day tho. Cause of the TV show.
ok yeah christine went to the big mt before the sierra madre
Can't wait to actually see maximus use the NCR PA.
which explains why you can find something of hers in OWB
all went to big mt beforehand
indeed
Yeah the sniper rifle.
and only ulysses and elijah made it out with minimal injury/lobotomy

the rest had some issue iirc
Can't remember if you find her suit in OWB or DM.
christine only got injured in dead money
bro
right
cause dean did that on purpose
Yeah deans a bitch ngl.
good thing its not spoilers because these dlcs are like 11 years old or more
obviously
Lowk slime him out everytime.

thats why i usually paint the wall with his ghoulish brains
i did not look
my first playthrough, unmodded (god help me) i shot him straight up
u better look next time cause u can miss out good armor that armor carried me
definetly will from now on x.x

star wars jedi knight 2 jedi outcast was made by a fucking mentally derranged person
FUCK this game bro
how was jedi academy 10x better?
AYO
agin ;c
what are you trying to get
didnt got those at all 
i think its gonna be good on terror pack
whar game is that anyway
Warframe
Anythin but a pistol riven for onc
quasimorph
You don't want it I can take it
take your pick

You can't swear to something that doesn't exist 
this
I dond hav anything good
pyr i swear to John Michael Zaki
p!who
your father
Last time I checked my father had a different name
And the same surname as me
And no middle name
See, I have two middle names to make up for my dad having none
or failing to kill me
MFER
When Ghazghkull learns that Yarric is dead
@marsh cargo @slim blaze @wet orchid
IS THAT A SUPRA?!
are u in endgame already?
A waaaagh in yarrics name vs angron would have been cool but gw are cowards
ehhh nope
I have one whole relic with them and I need them too
There however is a slight problem

GW is known to screw over their best Character story possibilities... Remember what they did to Loken?
Is ghis u?

wtf one of them was still a fetus

check their tech level
not quasimorphs other factions
Omergawd
Finally toolboxes for ship upgrades 
theres none higher than 4


more mission rewards 
NOOOOOOOOOO
cannibalism
It's a rat eat rat world out there

NOOOOO
Should you what?

and that's only 3 runs
that's over 4d, we ballin
Time to craft a slightly better crossbow
alright enough breach and deadly map boss chasing

sanc it
fuckign switch players
that was implied
Oh sanct is like... 5 div rn lmao
I'll hold off for now

but I will vaal my old one
And the phys turned to lightning damage as the only change
oh and I lost the onslaught on the old bow

mro
how have we not made this work like lab trials yet
these rooms shave years of my life each time
I legit stand still during that lmao
Gamba time
mroskiman its for fucking efv-8
I want one for the ak but no more riven slots

giant dog
It's Clifford!

Seems like I need............ one fucking more FORMA on my Nataruk

@rocky turtle THIS TIME I LOOKED
I'll take it
My mouse stopped working ;3
You don't need it anyways
eat it
Black and red my beloved
u unlocked capsule or shuttle cargo?
i did but its defense
i cant get there
bruh
goober obtained
who dat?
random kobold
is it edible
pog put it on cyberpunk class
Everything is, once.
sir i dont think owning kobolds is legal
this isnt 2013
Probably at the "bathroom"
uh lemme rename
But you can summon kobolds by shaking the bag with symbols resembling a cat or something.
nah, the best way to summon kobolds is to leave a Hubba Bubba tape unattended
deekin?
deeznuts
I see 
best way to summon you is by dialing 112
i downloaded them too 🥀
Or a bowl of cement, works wonderfully too.
the 40 hours of editing are flashbacking into me 

fucking black ops briefings
false, 112 is the general emergency number, once you specify that you have a medical emergency you get rerouted to 113. So that means the best way to summon me is to call 113 directly

sure
*113
80085
Here you go
bro doesn't know the best kobold in fantasy
man, that looks like one of the paramedic stations I worked at

Guys how to get untired without sleeping?
drugs

this is the room
I hate MK so much that i left from spectating clanmate when he dropped one
meth, adrenaline etc
(temporary, possible insanity, mental damage)
Try long napping
Like 8 hours
If I eat babies that will suffice?
Where do you get this equation from
itsa geothermal one
no 
ah, so not the spicy one
yet
Okay I stick to drugs.
altho I do find it funny, and inline with Kobold logic, that I have ran an electrical wire DIRECTLY to my lamp from the generator. Transformers be damned

Intuition.

I have great intuition.
@uneven sapphire what are the stats?
it is indeed directly in the generator
Not too good, not horrible
I have one cigarette left.
Dont smoke man
the dragon we had became your lover
I recently caved and started smoking again
I don't know how to smoke a man
"I have great intuition"
asks random discord ppl for advice

the good'ol kobold charm
AW FUCK
What did you try to cope with before
Maybe try absolute caffeine 3 times a day
I just did
im tempted to remove the mod tbh
Well it's one micron better than reddit
its pretty mid
low bar
do it
dawg that's retarded. The only real way to 'un-tire' is by sleeping
















