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one bombardier down
i planted my bombs for sam
gotta do another I guess
she will awake doomed
fixed
he just a goober
Two edge lords and the dude she tells you not to worry about
i just noticed seraphine mains are going mental like hl3 copers because lux got a major buff instead of seraphine

yeah but you did it when she was about to SLEEP prolly

Got spawn camped at 12:01 am

did you guys like the hat i gave her
jolly
deserved
discord is poopie butt so i couldnt add more
if given more space everyone will be covered in festive lights
200 years of balancing experience
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HOLY PEAK 
turd vs shit
"unpopular champ" suffers for a whole year
"popular champ" gets a change every patch or so
this is glorpshit
Im glad mah boy skarner isnt popular 
literally 2 patches ago
@snow tree still going south or south india?
Go one more

Wants to be a skarner main
Forced to play leona
Such was my experience in league
I got songs of syx last night 
Was peak
love how they made him lean more into bruiser build with those ad ratios
then they nerf him next patch
200 years

every time
they do this shit on one of the champs
for example on season starts they buff the fuck out of senna only to butcher her again next patche 
league patch be like
changed armor growth from 0.2 to 0.25
movement speed increased by 5
goes from b to S


pseudo balance
Its like uhhh rimworld and dwarf fortress had a child together 
:)
Speaking of which 
Currently stuck in a traffic jam cause some tard crashed on a fucking road works
And how's everyone else doing?
peak polish behaviour
ah yes winter
where car crashes are more prominent
Enjoying some Orval
It's not even that bad

yet people still find a way to crash all the time during winter
It was quite cold today so it's icey anyway
its odd
Absolute dogshit
sending a tactical nuke to your location rn
i know that game 
Imagine having a 9 to 5
i was walking to meet a friend last night, at 10pm or so, right and it started raining, on top of the fact it was icy, it was a downpour

I got 50 days of food, I am peaking
i was fucking soaked, all that just to drink and watch django unchained
watch is used very loosely
half the time we were not paying any attention
Is it really that hard to just drive a bit slower when the conditions are sub optimal 

what you gon jerk off to it ?
That's how it goes
I bet it's a fucking BMW or some other shit that crashed
Me as a paramedic getting increased calls to crashes:
Nope
the usual suspect
no you fucking goof, the point is we basically ended up getting distracted by a whole lotta nothing
or we just start talking about some nonsense

really was just background
So glad I work in a walking distance from where I live
indeed, was still really fun
eh, I leave for work before anyone else does so no issues getting there and I come back after everyone leaves

@zealous depot u wanna be in phoenix point squad? 
we learned that corona is mediocre, and that coors light is a despicable beverage
because it tastes so bad
it should be considered a deadly chemical

but other than that, really good night
Like I understand going fast, I drive fast, but using your brain is free

Yes
ended up skipping the beer, just decided to drink whiskey
much easier, and somehow tastes so much better

Pyr if you're an ai does that mean the schedule 1 video is AI-generated content
@uneven sapphire choose
I'm not an AI, the ai was purged
u are my strongest warrior 
heavy
what are you then you still have OS in the name

Murder
me when someone steps on my foot in public
Offensive Shithead 
@snow tree still going south? 
@uneven sapphire
how am i doing? 
@raven swan im flying to india 

Yeah one more
I swear I'm gonna fucking get out of my car, walk to the guy who crashed and hit them in the head with a baseball bat that I magically pulled out of my ass for crashing and wasting my time
They literally carved the ocean through my state 😭
I'm on a coral reef droon, bring scuba equipment of you wanna visit me
pretty good, you almost died
but killed like 5 people
Bueno dia corazoncitos de melocotoncitos
SO TRUEEE 😭 😭 😭
@teal spade gae
idk its chill so far 
*gay
Hoy me desperté con un dolor en el culo sensacional coño
No way piss names are immune to automod???
oh right
they are
time to resume gta5
gey
hi whats up lizard hunk

lettuce applies for helper
Nah I'll apply for mod
both 
nothin mutch, got some emote previews recently
@oblique belfry @obsidian sun after I beat gta5 story I'll go back and beat God of war again just to remind myself what peak is

not that gta5 isn't
The original trilogy or the 2 modern games?
I have this one trick
nice
dawg just finish a game
you get puked on by any od'ers yet?
I FINISHED BOTH THE NEW GODF OF WARS THE FK U ON ABOUT
buenos días morito lindo
HOE
oh yea, I also banished Azu to brainfart
wait what
and no I didn't get puked on
why?

Free azu
free the cocainum addict pls
its not her fault she plays league
man how drunk was I on christmas I dont remember getting this
he plays Riven in league, I will not free him
buonos dios
you know
wait is azu boymoding now
Wait hello was asalam malecum or something like that wasn't it?
maybe you arent that bad after all

no, its a line from some arnold schawrzenegger movie
true
that means peace upon ye
this is the worst in the series
wait
waste of money
marhaba is hello
ok
Aint no way chat, we are not glossing over that
unironically yes this time
Banish all helpers to brainfart

brother what?
Im a pure breed 100% red blooded spaniard i dont know any arabic

stupid idiot, dont ask these questions if you know the answer
||I really hope the humour comes thru pls dont ban me||
mods ban this man
kill him
now
fuck
We tried to loot and scoot a bastion kill from 3 squads. It did not go well because I used a lot of ammo on a sentinel but I took out almost 2 squads
You're out of range 
need to finish it as well I bought it on sale to have
dawg
do it
now
nah gta 5 first
do it for the crying devil or something
slop 5 doesn't hold a candle
maybe I will replay MGR
it's time for jack to jack off
do it
A humble shrapnel/trigger nade 
JUST FUCKING PLAY DMC5
lamar enabler
muh pornstar wife cheats on me
im le crazy
I wonder how ass the controls are on PC
DvM? are we deadass?
too far away
deleted what
what are you talking about
now really idk why the fuck i typed that shit i got no clue what i was trying to say there
he asked what DvM game he should start with

I KNEW IT
IM NOT SCHIZO
dvm ?
😭
idk what dvm means
so real
start with 1 or 3
that ^
skip 2

from what era are those games?
i dont know a whole lot about dmc, but i know enough to say thats true
did the devil ever cry
good job team 
because i only remember what some dweeb i sat next to in high school was yammerin about
those games have lore?
unsolicited too
dang
@opal star Any opinions on Garand thumbs evasion videos?
oh FUCK yeah
yes
i would know
piñita
Heyyy
buenos diás
off to get gold on the yoga mission
THEY SAID HEY WITH 3 Y'S FUCKING RUN!!!
Who tl are they
🫵

Im him
explode
I had tacos at work 
ok, i had 6 beers at home, your point is? 
The lads at loading area invited me for tacos 
i had coral reef
Why sre there many jollys

one is tasty
the other is sad
chrysler was recent
I could also get 6 beers when i get home your point ? 
eehhh but you clearly havent listened to creed while drinking, its an experience for sure 
Still
Is it a new cult
no.
Aw
yes.
i donno what creed is nor have i drinked
it will probably be gone after new years
@quiet abyss @obsidian sun gta5 marathon hop on vc now
can't
join.
downloading modpack
Seems like it is
creed is a band, drinking is lit when youre alone, but only sometimes
depends on vibe
i have some sad news,i have oficially deleted vintage story
sometimes its super fucking depressing
too much whatever
Beer isn't sad
drinking alone at home is
instant coffee is sad
other times youre just happy go lucky singing songs like an out of tune guitar that someone beat off a brick wall

But it's beer
i only drink bear
also i wasnt alone last night
BEAR...?
when i was drinking
freddy fazbeer
BEARS???
Beer can be enjoyed alone and with others
idk if console players are retarded but the yoga mission is legit so ez
it applies to alcohol in general
Anyways I'M STILL FUCKING STUCK
unless its everclear, that cant be enjoyed
not even that hard on console??
or in general??
whats everclear?
like 95% alcohol
@real aspen please send that nuke, kill everyone
thats fucking ethanol smh
not even my hardcore grandpa that drinks rum all day would enjoy fucking 95% alcohol
i killed someone
IT'S A STRAIGHT FUCKING ROAD
fard
How incompetent do you have to be to crash on a straight road 
be gei
And do it so hard they need two fucking ambulances 
drunk
I hope the guy exploded
New years drunk haze
Nah man, drunk people are better drivers than whoever crashed here
thats because everclear isnt enjoyable
its the Liver Destroyinizer 9000™
who wants to be truck with rockets ? 
theres levels to how enjoyable alcohol is, whiskey and vodka are in the mid to high range, because theyre just good
at least whiskey has some flavor to be honest
but everclear is bottom of the barrel shit tier
vodka...eh idk
vodka is a mixing liquor to me
i dont drink too much
Ooh alcohol such a topic
shut up spunker 34
i've got a pretty shitty history with alcohol so i always keep it light or zero in my life
🖕

I only like it mixed with pepsi
everyone has an opinion
the fuck
i prefer coke, just sits better to me
do you enjoy rum and coke?
but to each their own
I drink vodka to get DRUNK, not to enjoy the taste
Ofc
mad max faction?
excellent
rum and coke is an enjoyable drink
i like it
i just dont always have rum
i almost always have whiskey
I really enjoy mixed drinks
The one alcohol I enjoy the taste of is beer
mixing is the civilized way to enjoy alcohol 
what kind of beer, this is important
some beer is unlikeable regardless of who drinks it
Laughs in scotch, neat
Zlatý Bažant
Indio 
@zealous depot u are gonna be our melee fighter 🫵 

im better off going to find someones home brewed beer or something
The best tasting beer
because the commercial beer here either sucks or its alright
X3 the price
like i said, ive decided corona is mid, and literally any light beer is borderline dangerous chemical
Listen brother, you don't annoy me right now, cause I will manifest myself behind you and vent my traffic jam frustrations on your ass
im not making fun of it, its just hilarious that i wouldnt know it
because im canadian, we dont get much from there here

Controversial opinion but i think women drinks are pretty good 
not controversial, just some people cant accept theyre good
theyre good
Oh I sure hope that the guy responsible for the jam is either dead or dying cause if they are not then they are about to be 
what is a women drink
the so called "Girly drinks" are awesome, they taste good, and you get fucked fast if you make them yourself
idk, sex on the beach or something like that?
the fruity alcoholic beverages and stuff along that line

i think thats a girly drink or whatever
Good
Im quite tired of guys who drink raw vodka because its the man thing to do 
brother raw vodka tastes like granny toes
berry vodka is tasty
i mean, if someone like arnold were to wear hot pink, would that instantly make him a woman?
no
it would just be a man in pink
I drink raw vodka cause as a slav that's how we regenerate from injuries
can make some yourself pretty easy, though grandpa's secret recipe is unmatched
+radiation resistance
so masculinity is the person, not what they consume or wear or whatever
doesnt matter
wrong gif


Exactly 
Ok guys, one hour of standing in place

cant call me out on it if you cant see it
Is that
let me take that real quick
real
A redacted gif
@oblique belfry @sour rivet schedule I delayed cause people can't drive
mhm and you can bite my ass
me driving on the bus lane (or sometimes between cars) to bypass heavy traffic 



we gotta kill them
being allowed to drive on bus lane is the best thing about motorcycles (bicycles too) here
i think pyr intends to kill him if he hasnt died already
There is no bus lane here
cock
i thought poland had good public transport 
There are some road works happening, and some DUMB FUCKING RETARD decided to crash HERE
poland has good stuff?
yes
i thought it was hell incarnate
it has pyr
IT'S MOVING

@snow tree You missed a peak fight 
Me falling down an elevator shaft to down a team that shot me
are we dead
yes
indeed
Learning parkour is amazing
You can pull off some cool moves
parkour? Nah I fell down while trying to throw a nade and caught the zipline midair and when I hit the floor downed both of em and nearly myself
then another squad came before I could heal up
Thats how I roll
decide to try invasion on outlast trials
loads into match
reagents are max level
I never fully take ladders/ziplines
should i kill myself
You catch it last second 
this is good game tho
I want to get home and play shitstar citizen 
refer to the above
Labor 
Star Shitizen
I'm sorry to hear that
we love xest farming
apparently
saying "i need a wash" is peak comedy?
georgian has two versions of "wash" one is for washing things, and other is for washing yourself, and i use the former
and anytime i use it people just bust out laughing or at least chuckle
Maaaan this Orval is so good 
PEAK INCOMING

DARKSTAR ON FINAL
Boom
The source engine port of Doom3
basically yes
It is completely unmodified from the original Doom 3 minus some bugfixing and support for higher resolutions
It doesn't even have subtitles
Just like the original
why is slow and steady jayce so broken
oh i'm a jarhead
Login screen for Lucian, the Purifier
Download his music theme:https://soundcloud.com/leagueoflegends/lucian
🔥 🔥 🔥
@proven tundra actually I don't think damage flying arc works on shredders
I have no idea how I got this progress in stella montis
I didn't fight any wasps/hornets


Yeah I blew up two of them in one run and didn't get any progress on flying
but I got like 2k points in damage shredders
and only 336 in flying arc
either the calculation is way outta wack or something's buggy


apparently not 
I guess not
🗣️ Everybody dies some just need a little help🗣️
still it was the shit back then
Dumb asf 
I had a nice interaction with another raider earlier defeating a shredder
They opened the door
I threw a grenade
They closed the door
I detonated the grenade
meanwhile, the anvil collection grows 
last night I had a free loadout guy tryna MELEE a shredder
it did not end well for them lmao
too bad I hadn't brought any defibs
@oblique belfry out of pure fucking habit i opened premiere in hopes of editing the vid


I'm bringing one I looted earlier... maybe one lucky bastard gets a revive sometime
stockholm syndrome
start working on 2026 recap 
Ye if I had one that I looted I would use it
editing is kinda addicting
But I'm not loading in with any
once I started I could not stop, either
smith something already 
then I "forced myself" to stop by formatting windows and never reinstalling the editing software 
cold turkey
why not ragnarok tho
I still have an "editing" folder with audio/video clips and still images to use for memeing
MY POWER FLICKERED IN THE MIDDLE OF A REBIRTH
zamn mine is just 250 mb
i gotta kill the people responsible for electricity
because I only got stuff for 2 quick ffxiv videos
WEEE ARE GOING TO BLOW UP
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
What about the ducks?
replaying atrues slop instead of finishing good games
grengrngnrgn "failed" my ass i lost power for a split second 
did you catch his name 

not as prolific, unfortunately.
The static spawns I knew were patched out so now I have no fuggin clue where to get more.

1 from the tutorial and 7 from... idk all over
I'm almost at 2 stacks now
the duck whisperer
I couldn't really tell what he called him
some weird S name
Betruger. German for "betrayer" 
thats the man
That's my archive on my external HDD
It includes both small 15s clips and full 1-4h recording sessions
right? 
I do have my 3 bobcats on the wall tho
Wow I wonder what Dr. Betruger is going to do 

Doom 3?
heartbreaking
[The Man] is being puppeteered by a woman
Oh the cool DOOM
that's the OG Doom 3, right?
Correct
nice
I love doom 3
The source engine port of the OG Doom3
none of the QOL of Doom 3 BFG Edition
but better high resolution support
as long as the flashlight is a separate "weapon", it's still based
it's a source port
You can have a light, or have a gun, not both
not a source engine port
My main PC which I use for recording has a total of 3tb storage capacity, which I intend to extend later on, but those 3tb have to be split between useful shit, useless shit, games and recordings
Peak scifi
Fuck you i'm going to keep calling it Source Engine port as much as I want

Calling it a Source port just feels wrong
His w in ranged form gives SO MUCH AS he gets a huge damage buff everytime he uses it
yeah but source engine exists
Also, speaking of those 3tb, 2tb are on a risk of dying cause that SSD got corrupted once and I don't know if I managed to fix it properly or not
and it's not a port to the source engine
It has been working for a year now with no further issues so I guess it's fine 
he 1 shot a jinx level 3
dealt 822 damage
I so bad
Wish that the pda logs supported mousewheel scroll
I'm crying
I have to manually click and drag the scroll block
the power of 360% AS
wot dis
The troll who rage baited josta into the pinned message
this is extremely hilarious because the guy flashes his "open source modding" creds while being unable to read instructions
I managed to install gumbo first try no issues lmao
and I haven't modded a game since 2005

it's ragebait
That's why
It did not fail
probably in newbies

fuggin stella montis exclusive materials for expedition
SUPER TURBO TURKEY PUNCHER 3
this was a copypasta
dude shows up every now and then
that makes sense 
is he still here
damn
tell him to make REAL mods
not this muh grafix drewski clickbait ahh weather
smh my head
was extremely laggy in my old pc as well but I didn't tweak the graphics much to find the sweetspot
It seems we don't get it here 
I think I might have had the draw distance at max value lmao
bich is on speed dial
@rocky turtle
goddamn
Get your asses to #╓☢stalker-chat
I was in a game of TF2, dummy
guys i saw this new mod for redacted
Coulda played better in Scout vs Scout but
sound
Oh hey Youyou how about 10 years in the can


Sound can no longer speak here

oh no

which race is your main?
damn I forgot this emoji exists lmao
its like i can still hear him talk
creto
wish there was some way of knowing he is here
Doge sucks ass at Phasmophobia, but I can't prove it
but oh well

What i miss?
i never played that game
so valid

bro who the fuck added this emoji
Right in front of my Dürüm

Probs iedy
You bet
he's missing his face, ain't he
Why
gamba talk
Unfortunately no
We did have a slot or two open
damn there was a purge

i hope ones that were not used got removed
there was a 2nd shut ?
unshut got removed, yeah 
oh
Unshut
imma check on that
oh its gone


dry remove kek point
Sound knew the assignment 
I'll remove you 
After all you sacrificed

cant believe it's going to be 2026 in few days

why does time exist again

can we make this a sticker
Cause your language summons demons
Make your own server, get Nitro, and make it a sticker there

only use of nitro
Oh you already have Nitro, you dipshit

Go on get it

no
pelmenis are gone
gifs you can hear
stop forcing your fnaf slop
FUCK YOU GORDON
Floppa is gone?
ye
you fat bitch
what
pelmenis are gone
Waow
atleast pivo is here 
he keeps adding reddit tier messages and animated slop
mmm my air pressured coc

too late


what the fuck 
Doom 3
This level of retardation is only matched by a RimWorld pawn going on a drunken rampage through fuel storage

i ate without a table
🥀
bitch you WANT to give me stuff, why you gonna hate me for it 

That's -3 you little shit, wipe your ass
surely I won't get merked in pvp

discord mass molestation event
my emoji list 
oh crap night raid has less exits available
this is gonna be even more glorpshit than I anticipated

when the raid commes
dude defends his Rice Fields harder than an crackhead
Right in front of my Dürüm AGAIN
i mean yeah it's doom 3 not bfg edition
:pogchomp:
What is this deconstructed doner
oh this ones gone
that's a bfg edition change
Dürüm,selfmade

his coworker reacted to me shooting him
"Hey what the hells going on out there"
HAHAHAHA
You instakill humans with the flashlight melee
They just explode into a bloody skeleton in one hit
anyone got that meme
of the monster getting hit with a glass bottle in the face
and it just perfectly cuts off
Doom 3 peam

is ligma jokes still acceptable
doom '16 so peam
dogma deez nuts
there's your answer 
Doom (2016) OST - All Soundtrack HD
Link to the Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3-Zr0Ym0Fgw9G6368AMfMKp9TR1ToaqR
Doom OST - At DOOM's Gate
Thanks to Bethesda, id Software and Mick Gordon
im still so mad
they shat the bed for tda

This one?
thank you
That's a steal
Its an F8500 too....
A tv that doesn't cost me a kidney
A plasma at that
holy shit he ate my guy
Idk what a plasma does to a tv but from my expertise it's a weaponized state of matter

I know someone who still watches on a CRT tv
So 1080p, 3D support, really really good motion clarity, near Oled black levels.
Input lag can be hit or miss
and
The f8500s actually got bright enough to be used in a normal room lol
God bless him
Hey, ngl some of those actually look really good
My lower end Panasonic plasma playing Horizon.
- BFG Division
DOOM Official Soundtrack
DOOM developed by id Software and published by Bethesda/Zenimax.
Music written, produced and mixed by: Mick Gordon
SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE NOW:
iTunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/doom-original-game-soundtrack/id1157733728#
Google Play:
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Mick_Gordon_Doom_Ori...
plasmas looked like shit
Which ones
or at least needed extreme amounts of tinkering to get them to look right
fuck if i know the model names brother
😂 the early ones were bad in all due honesty.
Gotta get into like 2007 onwards to get into better ones.
mmmm
Tfw its so washed out cause its in a bright room 



















