╟❓general-offtopic

[restive bear]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[bitter spire]

Are you going to share the sauce?

Or just keep floating it above us

[restive bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0wL6DXIvoc&t=2476s

Yea sorry mb

This is the fallout show we deserve

😭

[sick trail]

Jarvis, check SODAZ upload schedule

[restive bear]

[opal star]

He knew me from discord btw.

Still one of the most baffling experiences i've had.

[sour rivet]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

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[sick trail]

Yeah no the first teaser came out about 2 years ago

[restive bear]

He cooked

[sick trail]

Will watch later though

[bitter spire]

Is this sfm?

I recognize the styling

[turbid shuttle]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

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[turbid shuttle]

I got both videos synced I am now cooler then you

AH THE LOUND BANG AT THE END MY EARS

[opal star]

@pure compass

I also had a Norwegian stalker on a discord i frequented.

[slim magnet]

finna drwaaaw now chaaaaaaaa--

[opal star]

Quite short for those iceberg videos.

[bitter spire]

Totallynotmark is right there wyd

[slim magnet]

i must know the mysteries of naruto

[opal star]

Lmao.

What headphones you rocking atm?

[turbid shuttle]

Noire X

Still thinking about those wooden ones you showed me a while back

forget what they are called

[slim magnet]

?

[turbid shuttle]

These ones

Anyway I'mma go now

[bitter spire]

3thousand usd??

[opal star]

Eh, if you have the Noire X you don't need to upgrade. That'd be a downgrade actually.

This would be an upgrade.

[bitter spire]

Bro why are you guys dropping 4 grand on headphones

[sick trail]

Because he genuinely can

[opal star]

Here's 8 grand.

[bitter spire]

Do you do that?

[opal star]

Each of those goes for about $2,000.

You buy top of the line stuff expecting quality.

[bitter spire]

These have to be ballistic knives or smthng

[opal star]

And with quality comes high price points.

[sick trail]

"Nope, just farmer's knives"

[opal star]

OTF automatic knives.

[sick trail]

Hammering in a nail with a $2000 knife

[opal star]

They do a damn fine job for that. Lol.

[sick trail]

Oh cool

[opal star]

Expensive doesn't always mean great though, this $2,000 knife fucking sucks.

Sloppy AF.

[bitter spire]

They sharpen themselves for that price i bet

[opal star]

Sorry but we're pretty dumb right now for that.

[sick trail]

Doesn't look like a good handle but would work fine for gathering mushrooms :)

[opal star]

For morels, absolutely.

[bitter spire]

Cant believe im gaming with tycoons and monopoly money in here omg

[sick trail]

Actually is it full tang?

[carmine laurel]

I'd get an expensive headset but I sleep in mine so its a bad idea xD

[sick trail]

We diggin' out frozen mushrooms if yes

[opal star]

It is.

[sick trail]

I had to chisel away at a mushroom last sunday because of how frozen it was

[opal star]

Speaking of shroomies, oysters.

[bitter spire]

Very scary ngl

[sick trail]

Huh, your oyster mushrooms are way paler

Neat

[bitter spire]

Dry how do i become a moderator

Cover letter?

List of references?

LinkedIn page?

[sick trail]

Be a megasnitch and have the moderators be lookin' for moderators

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222929155755081918/1393322426053693471/DryGone.webp

[restive bear]

I'm fit for mod

[bitter spire]

You like cofee?

[opal star]

Different species, the ones you see are probably these.

[bitter spire]

Had lunch today?

[sour rivet]

make me mod and i will somehow end up banning myself

[restive bear]

I managed my friend's server back then for two years

[sick trail]

Ah yeah, those

[bitter spire]

And look at you now. At the bottom like me

[opal star]

The one that grow here prefer late spring and summer, Pleurotus ostreatus are late fall through early spring shrooms.

[bitter spire]

Along with the other bottom feeders, but well make it out someday

[restive bear]

We can only hope the road to promotion is blessed in meritocracy

[sour rivet]

oh no you dont

[restive bear]

Crab mentality 😭

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/crabp-crab-cut-the-crabp-gif-2403222044947661154

[weary heart]

I like how the first thing I see after I come off work is random mushrooms here lmfao

[restive bear]

I like these things. They're fun guys, love hanging out with them

[opal star]

Fungi are so cool.

[sick trail]

We manage to find leftovers in the forests around here, mostly frozen over

[weary heart]

If TLOU taught me anything,
It's that mushrooms make zombies

[weary heart]

And that flamethrowers are very effective weapons for them

[real aspen]

Eat it

[sick trail]

The fifth pic is hiding even more mushroom in the bush and just around the tree

That one I had to break the bush for and hammer out with the knife

[weary heart]

Have you eaten them?

[sick trail]

Not these ones but I've eaten previous harvests

[sick trail]

Funny that, global warming is increasing fungal infections' resistance to heat

[sick trail]

This is all the same tree

[weary heart]

For what it's worth I've tried various mushrooms.
Hell, I've done shrooms before (Would not recommend, Def when you are stressed af)

I don't know much about them but I think they are cool

[sick trail]

They like digging into and digesting things

[weary heart]

If you are more experienced in mushrooms than I am
What are some safe variants I can eat here in VT for survival?

[opal star]

Thermotolerance Evolution my beloved.

[weary heart]

I'm going camping soon with friends and if I get lost I wanna know what I can survive off of

[sick trail]

-# What's VT

[weary heart]

Vermont lmfao

[sick trail]

Ah
I'm in mf Central Asia

[opal star]

Most of the mushrooms i forage are good eating but Morels are the tastiest.

[weary heart]

Why is it every person I've met recently is from asia?
I'm not trying to sound racist but you are like the 12th person today to tell me this lmfao.

[opal star]

Once had like 100 lbs of Chicken of the woods in one area.

[sick trail]

Honestly, get a mushroom guide person or smth
Morels are easy to identify iirc but everything else you really need to be taught not to get your ass low diffed by a thing that farts out mycotoxins to tell bugs to fuck off

[verbal gate]

Whats up with older folks going crazy for matching upper and lower clothes? Took my mom shopping and her eyes lit up at a bunch of matching color pajamas

[weary heart]

I even have a malaysian furry femboy hitting on me and I really do not understand why so many asians have been popping up for me recently.

I wish I was joking lmao

[opal star]

Get yourself Floras and Mycofloras specific to your area.

Helps a fuck ton.

[sick trail]

You are hiding Malay furries in your DMs, are you not

[weary heart]

Hell ye, Thank you
I will remember this

[sick trail]

Always remember: If not sure, leave it be

[verbal gate]

You're not gonna believe this

[weary heart]

In a sense yes.
I didn't ask to come into contact with the person, Mostly forced.

[opal star]

Field guides, Synoptic key books, and fungus monographs as well.

[weary heart]

Ye?

[weary heart]

I can give you exact regional location if you wanna know the spot I'll be for best fungi and stuff

Idc about doxxing where I'm camping, I don't live there

[opal star]

Also, don't rely on phone apps, they mostly use Ai and give the most basic shit info available.

[verbal gate]

God you can't even buy a book on mushrooms no more, it's all AI

[atomic epoch]

Possible evidence for possible homicide

[opal star]

For vermont i can gather a bunch of stuff, specific regions would be better though.

[weary heart]

Mt Killington, VT

It's covered in snow rn, Like 5ft

At the peak it's 10ft rn
But lower regions where I will be have barely anything rn despite the snow we're getting

[sick trail]

Just check for results released before October 2023

That's about when ChatGPT released

[weary heart]

The only things I know about the mountain I was told is that you do not fuck with the trees or the mushrooms.
Also tree sap is a big thing here for syrup and shit but I hate that shit so I don't touch it anyways

I never understood why the whole thing of "Don't touch the mushrooms" tho

[opal star]

https://www.vtfishandwildlife.com/sites/fishandwildlife/files/documents/Learn More/Library/REPORTS AND DOCUMENTS/NONGAME AND NATURAL HERITAGE/ENDANGERED%2C THREATENED AND RARE SPECIES LISTS/Rare-and-Uncommon-Native-Vascular-Plants-of-Vermont.pdf
https://www.inaturalist.org/guides/758
For Plant life.

For Fungi.
https://val.vtecostudies.org/projects/vermont-fungi-atlas/
https://www.prevalentfungi.org/state.cfm?id=us_VT

[weary heart]

Holy fuck.
Thank you.

Phenomenally based.

[green granite]

@real aspen you will have a HK MP5 Sub Machine Gun in a video game in 2025

and it will be called Lachman 9

and I don't care whether you love or like it

[opal star]

Certain Fungi to really watch out for are Destroying angels, Death caps, Funeral bells, Deadly webcaps, big pink Entolomas, and False Morels.

[weary heart]

I've heard of death caps before.
My cousin got really fucked up from one before.

[opal star]

These fuckers (Funeral bells) especially are really common in that area. Looks exactly like edible Psilocybe, so make sure to check twice.

[sick trail]

-# oh yeah false morels exist LMAO

[opal star]

They're just as deadly as Destroying angels and contain amatoxins.

[opal star]

Infinite rocket fuel glitch.

You can't even paraboil those suckers to make them safe.

[weary heart]

@opal star Odd ass question
I've seen you post shit before about Halo
By chance, Is the CE in your name in referece to Halo CE or you just a fan

[opal star]

I love Halo, but the CE stands for Carbine Emissions.

[weary heart]

Ah, Fair enough
I took interest because I make maps and shit for CE and I was wondering if I found another dude who'd know the shit I'm into lol

[opal star]

Speaking of maps.

[weary heart]

Mission Farm Rd lmao

I've been there

Those are the mountains I work my ass off on normally

[opal star]

Skiing is prolly active af rn.

[weary heart]

10ft of snow on the mountain rn lol

My brother Kenny works on Killington
He just did 3 work shifts in one go

Down here in the valley we have about 5-10 inches.
But we're gonna have at least a ft by tomorrow.

And my ass will be up there moving trees and shoveling it all lol

I'm gonna get a whip for this,
But at least I get to come home and enjoy a beer and Gamma

[opal star]

Imagery from today is covered up by clouds so this is from october-november.

Decent place.

[weary heart]

I love me some snow so I am right at home

I grew up with siberian huskies and horses
Snow is my element

[opal star]

I got hit with like 16 inches and -30 degree weather few days ago, MT weather is ramping up.

[weary heart]

Holy fuck

-30?

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-tony-and-piocosta-sopranos-the-sopranos-tony-gif-22107389

[weary heart]

Are you near like any rivers or anything because -30 is nuts

[opal star]

Coldest state among the lower 48, son.

[weary heart]

Holy shit dude

[opal star]

Last year i got -40 degrees and a feels like of -80, lol.

Love the snow and cold but the ranch really takes a beating this time of year.

[weary heart]

"Tomorrows temperature is forcast to be COOLER than today"

Holy fuck lmao

I will never complain about how cold the mountain is ever again

[opal star]

We've had 80+ mph wind for the past week.

Sucks absolute ass.

[weary heart]

You mentioned a ranch?
Do you work on a horse ranch or general stables or?

[opal star]

Cattle, i do have quite a few mules and horses.

[weary heart]

Ah fair enough.

[opal star]

Bison, Cattle, Llamas, Emu and a few other animals.

[weary heart]

I can't stand Llamas

The assholes of the animal kingdom

[opal star]

I love them, incredible help on hunts.

[weary heart]

I had to take care of 6 of them for a year and I wanted to die.
The ones I had would get really pissy about their feeding and wouldn't come to the feeding pits if I fed them.

[sour rivet]

@thick plover

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[opal star]

Lmao.

[weary heart]

They would only eat if a girl I worked with named Emma would feed them.

[weary heart]

You're actually pretty close to my friend Trevor it seems then.
He's getting similar weather and told me "Quit bitching and get on the mountain, You're "Sir Hoosky" not "Sir Summer"

[opal star]

Speaking of Huskies, how many ya got?

[weary heart]

Sadly all of them passed

My last and closest died on Thanksgiving of 2017

[opal star]

Ah man, they're really amazing animals. Sorry to hear that.

[weary heart]

For what it's worth,
I would give my very life to have him back

Loved him more than anything

He was abused by the rest of the litter, and his own mother too.

Took him as my own and he effectively became my brother.
And where I go he followed.

[opal star]

I myself have a team of over 40, in Finland i left some 100+ to my immediate family.

No dog has ever replaced them for me.

Or can for that matter, they're THE mushing dog.

[weary heart]

Most think I'm a furry out of just general habit but I chose to be "Sir Hoosky" out of honor and respect for him.
I don't bear the name "Hoosky" and represent myself as a husky for nothing,
I do it because he really had that much of an impact on my life and I want to carry it to my end.

They are honestly really good dogs

[opal star]

[little depot]

awwww

wholesome

[weary heart]

It's funny you mention that because that very dog taught me how to just keep "pushing on"
A husky doesn't stop, He just keeps going and "mushes" on because it's an energetic thing
Gives ya life, Gives ya purpose

I deadass pushed as far as I did through my life because I tell myself "He would keep going"
Maybe it's fucked up,
But it's also helped me significantly in life progress and save myself from previous homelessness

That being said he also loved to "play dead" and be lazy at times

[opal star]

They are like a battery, and while not the fastest they would happily run over a hundred miles, pulling sled, and keep going after that simply because they like to.
Chukchi/Siberian huskies specifically.

[little depot]

ist over for mij

[weary heart]

I couldn't have said it better myself lol

[real aspen]

It's called "KF MP5" for me

[green granite]

nah

Lachman 9

[real aspen]

Anyway I'm cappie now

Got a nice warm cap

[weary heart]

I've planned to get another but at the moment my girlfriend wants me to just keep my cat
Which kinda pisses me off because I could def have one right now if she didn't run her mouth and get my housing authority pissed about it

[sour rivet]

repent

[little depot]

@forest acorn the usual suspects

[opal star]

Ahahaha, my wife didn't like the idea either.

[weary heart]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[sour rivet]

i need to lay down in the middle of them,

[opal star]

Siberian huskies don't ask for attention, they DEMAND it.
They have an incredible amount of energy.

[weary heart]

Stop describing me lmao

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/_VioMarks_/status/1995994623664070954

{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} (@_VioMarks_)

Barbaric with Babish

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 11:12 PM

[little depot]

why would babish do this

are all bald men evil?

[weary heart]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-austin-powers-scream-gif-15611984

[sour rivet]

demon

[sour rivet]

yes

[green root]

https://tenor.com/view/saddamn-saddam-hussein-iraq-cigar-gif-10784377610288966854

[forest acorn]

Which one

Menace?

[little depot]

no try again

[forest acorn]

Gates of hell dlc?

[little depot]

no try again

[forest acorn]

Azu?

[little depot]

trianq doesnt want me

try again

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/sfstandard/status/1995979766726623253

The San Francisco Standard (@sfstandard)

Rest in peace to a San Francisco legend, Claude the albino alligator 🐊🤍

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 10:13 PM

he was just a kid

[little depot]

fym bro was ancient

[verbal gate]

he had so much to live for

[little depot]

wait

arent alligators

supposed to live until like

60s

[sour rivet]

depends on the species

american aligator lives for 30-50 years in the wild

[little depot]

Alligator mississippiensis

that is a name of all time

[chrome ginkgo]

Well it was first found in Mississippi

[forest acorn]

Mohrta?

[little depot]

bingo

[opal star]

In captivity.

[little depot]

🎉🎉

[forest acorn]

Is that what your uhh

Status is about

[little depot]

no

[forest acorn]

[little depot]

unfortunately

[forest acorn]

It's applicable

[sour rivet]

if its for black souls then its still wrong

[little depot]

it applies to most boomer shooters

[sour rivet]

since its not barely

[little depot]

no

its not even disguised

[verbal gate]

hehe alligator mississippipenis

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-this-man-horse-react-him-horse-react-mpreg-react-male-pregnancy-gif-2323501253009278485

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DeepDocksWorker/status/1995957145108709824

green ballow (@DeepDocksWorker)

https://t.co/HQ80jpuAox

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Dec 2, 2025, 8:44 PM

[sour rivet]

heyg samg

[opal star]

There's gators about a 100 in Louisiana farms and Big T (a wild gator) is like 80.

[blazing maple]

hi

[sour rivet]

i beat-a the kingdom

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

only took me 10 months

[opal star]

The Serbians got the MF oldest one in a shitty habitat.

[sick trail]

Stop beating your kingdom

[blazing maple]

waow

[sour rivet]

i have to thank you for starting to play it

[blazing maple]

thats probably how long it took henry

[sour rivet]

because it made me realize "man i should really finisht his fucking game"

[blazing maple]

you should thank me for something else

and that is...

sleeping

[sour rivet]

whuh

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-2-melt-death-skeleton-gif-3008741448320655254

gn

[sour rivet]

wait am i sleeping or are you sleeping

meesa confoosed

WHOS GONN TAKE OVER MY SHIFT IF YOU SLEEP NOW

[sick trail]

I will

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/breebunn/status/1996014938310279364

breebunn (@breebunn)

i made it worse for myself actually

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 3, 2025, 12:33 AM

czech moment

[little depot]

behold

jolly

[sour rivet]

zetch

she will never let me live this down

the wench

[pure compass]

Jolly pride week? Shit I've been jolly all year

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kromer-jolly-sinclair-limbus-company-gif-16284261632424038034

[brittle karma]

insane 3k

[little depot]

3k

wingman

you already know

[sick trail]

[zealous depot]

Third dude was definitely a paid actor

Just runs in

And gets domed

[opal star]

@static axle One of the last deer we bagged. 450 Bushmaster with a 250 ftx through both lungs. Just a bit high and forward (basically right on the back edge of the shoulder). Didn't go 20.
Also, .22 Creedmoor is fucking insane and has become one of my favorites. Blew up a doe's head and obliterated yotes with ELD-M's.

[sick trail]

My luck playing in silver 2

[opal star]

Deer mincer.

[dusk sparrow]

this cant be real

[upbeat verge]

sir thats a big number sir

[teal spade]

a 5.56(?) is not a deer mincer

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

creature

:3

[glad parrot]

:3

[teal spade]

Furry

[upbeat verge]

close to googol

yippee

[glad parrot]

:3

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

MATE

what is offtopic even about

[glad parrot]

What's that supposed to be..

[teal spade]

anything that is not stalker related

[glad parrot]

It's about

[upbeat verge]

true actually

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

big true

[glad parrot]

So called "free thinkers" when :3

[pallid sapphire]

Greta its a miracle this Woman wasnt shot in Israel

Political

[upbeat verge]

the :3 hivemind

[pallid sapphire]

Ignore what i wrote

[glad parrot]

:0

[pallid sapphire]

Hey my Bulgarian Friend

[glad parrot]

POLITICAL???

[opal star]

Absolutely can be, .25 CM even more so.

[glad parrot]

I'll show you political

[pallid sapphire]

Thqts racism

Not politics

[glad parrot]

Uhhhhhh

[pure compass]

Cool ranch doritos 💀

[glad parrot]

Hmm..

It's race politics..?

YEAH

[pallid sapphire]

Discrimination because of colour

[glad parrot]

See, I saved it~

[pallid sapphire]

It wont save you

[upbeat verge]

hi

[pallid sapphire]

Bulgarians are goated

Did you know that Westwood Bulgaria made a mobile Command and Conquer game back when mobile gaming wasnt even a thing and the game was pretty great

[glad parrot]

You're literally him..

[pallid sapphire]

Sexiest man alive

Thanks

[dusk sparrow]

ryan gosling

[upbeat verge]

@dusk sparrow @pallid sapphire @glad parrot

[dusk sparrow]

hello sir tomcat

https://tenor.com/view/hinata-sorasaki-hina-blue-archive-lick-cute-gif-16661173236282485520

[upbeat verge]

true

[opal star]

.22 Creed.

I'd show exit wounds, but too much gore.

[upbeat verge]

sir

[pallid sapphire]

Id imagine that you wanna eat what you shoot,this should decrease the quality of the goods good Sir

And thats all i know,i dont need to tell you anyways cause your a walking Lexikon about hunting

[upbeat verge]

only...however many more to go

[pallid sapphire]

I hate germany in that regard

Cant own shit without 1357974324678 regulations and licenses

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[opal star]

It's not massive but definitely sizeable. As for coyotes i've seen quite a few red mist clouds from .22, .25, and .556.
Shot a doe in the head with .22 creed during the season and blew it up, barely any head left.

[pallid sapphire]

Guess thats it with the Trophy

Any Woman in chat rn except Nirmiii?

Ok @glad parrot You gotta suffice then

Ive got a question

Do you like cooking?

(I very much love cooking)

Do you like baking?

(I love that too)

[glad parrot]

Whu?

[pallid sapphire]

I just need yes or no

The twist comes after that

[glad parrot]

To both, yeah

Why?

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

My co worker called me gey for liking both

[glad parrot]

I love bakin more than I l-

HUH??

[pallid sapphire]

Like,baking and cooking is both jobs mostly covered by males

[glad parrot]

What the fuck's that dude ON ABOUT?

Like that's just dumb

[pallid sapphire]

And i laugh at this 65 year old white male for being stuck in the 60s

[glad parrot]

I bet he can only make like instant noodles or somethin

Maybe not even THAT

[pallid sapphire]

He can take apart animals and prepare it

Thats it

My point was it doesnt matter if male or female

[glad parrot]

Soooo true

[pallid sapphire]

Its a point of being independend

[glad parrot]

I mean check out the restaurant world, it's got a buncha guys

[pallid sapphire]

And great women

[glad parrot]

Uhuh uhuh :3

[pallid sapphire]

Especialy in pastry

Theres so many great female pastry chefs

[glad parrot]

Our village's super cute bakery girl :3

[pallid sapphire]

I love cooking cause preparing a great meal is fun

[pallid sapphire]

No shit

[opal star]

6.5prc also does a number. That steam is his lungs leaving his body.

[pallid sapphire]

Damn

[pallid sapphire]

You get stoned for posting Asmonslop

[glad parrot]

It's extra cool when you watch how others enjoy the dishes you made :3

[pallid sapphire]

I invited family for Christmas

If they hate my food i will kill @celest plank

Vacation in Poland incoming

[pliant meteor]

Wouldnt be the first time

[pallid sapphire]

Like i eat super fancy and expensive cause my wife gets our meat for free from a farm

And fresh

[glad parrot]

OOOHH

[pallid sapphire]

My family was like "why not get something cheap and frozen"

Cause that tastes like shit

[glad parrot]

Someone's got a hobby butcher livin closeby~

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-teto-meme-vocaloid-gif-14788260648585222233

[upbeat verge]

ye true

[glad parrot]

So true..

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-point-rulo-rulocapirulo-kasane-teto-gif-10898713387378842709

[glad parrot]

Frozen meats are okay if you got nothing else.. and I guess for stews but

Like

[upbeat verge]

time to play Hero Siege

[pallid sapphire]

Fresh always tastes better

[glad parrot]

If you got better options, always go for that

EXACTLY

[little depot]

idk i like old people

also have you ever had dry aged beef?

shits good

[upbeat verge]

peak art

[pallid sapphire]

Wise sentence of the day: The Goth GF can only be better when its a big titty Goth GF

[little depot]

?

[oak magnet]

no

[pallid sapphire]

Yes but thats not a complete dish you prepare

[little depot]

something about basic white men and goth people all of sudden

[little depot]

i meannnn

[glad parrot]

BWAHAHAHA

[little depot]

technically

[oak magnet]

real

[upbeat verge]

LAIKA

<33

[oak magnet]

hello

[pallid sapphire]

Like im tslking about a full blown family size christmas dinner

[little depot]

ivan hates me

[upbeat verge]

I dont azu

[oak magnet]

i no longer smoke weed for now

[upbeat verge]

thats false

[little depot]

oh am i invited

[little depot]

whyd u ignore me hoe

[oak magnet]

hoes mad

[pallid sapphire]

If you want to

[glad parrot]

The ivan and azu beef..

[little depot]

hell yeah

[pliant meteor]

Found a cookie cheesecake recipe

[upbeat verge]

where

[little depot]

ivan is my pookie

i would never

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan can come too

[upbeat verge]

what DID I DO!?!

[glad parrot]

Christmas dinner's gonna be packed :3

[pallid sapphire]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-stewie-griffin-gif-23481779

[glad parrot]

What's that?

[little depot]

can nirmii come

[pallid sapphire]

Ofc

[glad parrot]

I CANT

[pallid sapphire]

You can all come

[glad parrot]

I GOT MY OWN DINNER TO PREP WAAAAAAAA

(suffering)

[pallid sapphire]

Nah canceled

[pliant meteor]

Ill bring something for a xmas potluck then

[pallid sapphire]

I up my meat from 3kg to 20kg

[little depot]

fuck u :<

[glad parrot]

WAAAAAAOW

[pallid sapphire]

That also might happen

[glad parrot]

:((((

Whu

HÄ??

[pallid sapphire]

I needed to make it more akward

[opal star]

It's a championship buckle, you get it from winning the sportsman division.
One of the toughest regional precision rifle matches in the country in 2025.

[glad parrot]

You won that???

[little depot]

grrrr

YE SYOu

[pallid sapphire]

Wouldnt suprise me

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-teto-meme-vocaloid-gif-14788260648585222233

[pallid sapphire]

Dont poke the old Laff

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-marin-kitagawa-blonde-gif-24562469

[little depot]

bully this woman

for no reason

act purely out of malice

[glad parrot]

How bout I bully YOU

https://tenor.com/view/bang-dream-glare-bandori-anime-angry-gif-16563939

[pallid sapphire]

When you come over i will hold Azu very tight so you can punch them

[little depot]

you already do

all the time

[glad parrot]

Oh you don't gotta worry bout that

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-pointing-smiling-supernatural-dean-winchester-gif-11379335554187487189

[glad parrot]

I can do it on my own~

[green granite]

The horse is sick af

[glad parrot]

Yep :3

[pallid sapphire]

Ok i got to get back to work

Which is better

I get dirty jokes crawling up my mind

[glad parrot]

Honestly? That's fucking cool, you get to wear that and show off heheh

[little depot]

???

[opal star]

It's one of the nastiest courses in the country, loads of gifted shooters participated.

[glad parrot]

hUH?

[glad parrot]

Really.. naw, I could do it~ (misplaced confidence)

[opal star]

Come 2026 i might take a crack at the WR for the longest shot.

[pliant meteor]

How far have you've shot currently Prime?

[glad parrot]

Oh, I can just show up? I got no guns tho

[pallid sapphire]

Nothing

My wife has bad influence on me

[little depot]

i can tell

you grow increasingly unhinged since the marriage

[pallid sapphire]

True

Overworked mainly

[pliant meteor]

Let the world fear because of your progeny, assuming you already have kids

[green granite]

This is also sick af

[opal star]

My longest kill was about 2600 yrds, 4800 longest shot.

[pliant meteor]

Thats honestly awesome

[pallid sapphire]

Not yet

[opal star]

I've got a decked out .416 Barrett itching for a 6k+ shot.
Fairly confident i can hit 5k+ with the .375.

[upbeat verge]

@oak magnet @glad parrot @little depot

FIGHTING ANUBIS OUT HERE AYOOOOOOO

[glad parrot]

Woaaa, good job!

[upbeat verge]

ty

[little depot]

nice balls bwo

[upbeat verge]

ty

[glad parrot]

I'm so glad Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovsky is winning :3

[proven tundra]

Good morning fellow chatters

[slow imp]

Oflin made me do this

[teal spade]

you could have made the M16 (14? 18? who the fuck knows at this point) even worse of you used the OG ar-15 base

also, the most cursed thing about the 2xak is the guys hands

[slow imp]

This is the end of the cold war gun

But the FN P47 is goated

[teal spade]

the mag better be the wrong way around

[real aspen]

The dual ak would absolutely work lol

If you sync the triggers

[teal spade]

either that or you can fuck with people by using a thin 9x18

[slow imp]

Maybe it comes with the 10 rounds ak mags

[proven tundra]

Wdym that's totally how hands work

[slow imp]

I love Reddit lmao

[teal spade]

multi jointed fuck

[lone willow]

The third one is atleast somewhat practical

A bullpup ak smg

[lone willow]

This also practical

[vague oxide]

its fucking adorable

i want one

[slow imp]

Practical till you wanna load a mag

[lone willow]

Hear me out

9x21 straight magazine

[slow imp]

It's a gun you operate with a friend

[lone willow]

But there's already a p90 mag on top

[light monolith]

[lone willow]

I guess that's back space is for an optional stock

[slow imp]

Maybe a curved 45 rounds mag can goes around the grip

[teal spade]

the fucking horse shoe mag

[slow imp]

60 rounds curved mag for recoil control purposes

[teal spade]

fuck the wood grip, can't risk scuffing it

[slow imp]

It strengthens the wrist

[teal spade]

the Union cannot afford that much wood polish

[slow imp]

Lighter build

[sleek iris]

posting here bc newbies is cringe

OH WAITER

[slow imp]

Bruh

[sleek iris]

now thats just crazy

[upbeat verge]

@timid hollow man this OST BANGS

[glad parrot]

You vs the guy she told ya not to worry about :3

[upbeat verge]

ok WTF

[opal star]

😏

[glad parrot]

HOLY SMOKES

[slow imp]

The guy she tells you not to worry about

[teal spade]

lengthened for her discomfort and your ego boost

[slow imp]

You

[sleek iris]

now fellas what about this

[glad parrot]

Pf

[teal spade]

the over modded G18 is more cursed than this

[glad parrot]

Comically large uhhhh stand

[upbeat verge]

damn the soundtrack of hero siege BANGS

[sleek iris]

i got another hold up

[little depot]

general gun topic or general goontopic

[teal spade]

also, have fun not reloading that gun if you empty the drum mag

[little depot]

nothing in between

[opal star]

This is not gun topic, lol. It's Bubba'd gun topic.

[slow imp]

Did the bipod melt with the barrel if you shoot all your mag at once ?

[sleek iris]

ehhhhh

[little depot]

someone post thr fo rifle

[opal star]

True Bubbafication.

[teal spade]

why the oversized blasting cap?

[sleek iris]

Chopped RPD anyone?

[teal spade]

eh

that's tame

[slow imp]

Lol

[sleek iris]

tame but le epic

[teal spade]

I forget if it's the Irakis or the Afganis that used it alot

[sleek iris]

vietnam shit too, MACVSOG

[slow imp]

As a french this triggers me

[sleek iris]

AH HELL NAH

[teal spade]

[opal star]

@leaden pilot

[opal star]

Almost made the Famas a great gun.

[teal spade]

SPAS

[slow imp]

Ar15 famas

[teal spade]

RIP to whoever picked the ZIP-22, even the nerf gun does more

[sleek iris]

famas could never be good

[slow imp]

Till you get your hands saw on the metal and 3244 shoot incident

[glossy imp]

I would rather use a banana than this infamous pistol on the left

[teal spade]

ATLEAST IT CAN ACTAULLY KILL SOMEONE

unlike everything else that gets countered by a mildly thick jacket

[oak magnet]

morning

[opal star]

I have one. Doesn't shoot for shit.

[teal spade]

[slow imp]

Just use it as a mace for a 100% win rate

[oak magnet]

laba diena

[glossy imp]

Unbullups ur famas

[small bane]

https://youtu.be/muXmT0F-FiI

[sleek iris]

creates functional rifle

[glossy imp]

This looks like tarkov build

[slow imp]

Tarkov players will see that and say hell yeah

[sleek iris]

damn

ight im hard

[opal star]

Pre-ban M17S.

[hexed stag]

Who shoots left-handed?

[opal star]

A lot of people.

[slow imp]

Left handed people are a myth

[glossy imp]

I remember that i've made a total abomination of a gun in arena Breakout Infinite that somehow worked decent
The only issue was...
I had 4 flashlights and a scope so high Above the barrel that i was aiming a good chunk Above the head

Peak

[sleek iris]

what u talkin bout twin thats a right handed rifle

[opal star]

I'm comfortable shooting both right and left.

[glossy imp]

I lost it to some try hard with M4

[slow imp]

I love the fact that this is a totally legit and functional build in Tarkov

[hexed stag]

Look at the table and what's on it

[glossy imp]

In tarkov i once saw 9 flashlights build and the guy was a walking SUN

[glossy imp]

A gun

What's ur point?

[sleek iris]

i mean thats fair but ejection port still on right side

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-frustrated-wolf-of-wall-street-annoyed-smh-gif-9553858

[little depot]

is that a moth

[slow imp]

The plastic box ?

[glossy imp]

Yes

Moth lady

[green granite]

average Helldiver suggestion

[glossy imp]

It is

[glossy imp]

😭

[little depot]

i fuck with moths

[glossy imp]

Oh no....

[sleek iris]

moths go crazy

[little depot]

real shit

moths my biggest homies

[sleek iris]

i like lunas

or the huge brown ones

[glossy imp]

Dis

[slow imp]

Big milky mothy ?

[glossy imp]

Bmm

Or massive milky mothy
MMM

[green granite]

I don't know how many times that I have came pass people being very

unwise

[sleek iris]

gorgeous

[green granite]

toward moths media

[slow imp]

[green granite]

I just now that it's more than 1\

[glossy imp]

Huh

[sleek iris]

i see you posting ts in stalker-chat twin

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-simpsons-moe-dancing-dance-gif-6411884450090380342

[little depot]

More of moth men enjoyer

Women is fine too I suppose

[sleek iris]

what if moths took over

[green granite]

damn

Azu is into men now

[sleek iris]

moth men

[green granite]

here ya go

[green granite]

OMG THEY DID MAKE A FUNKO POP FOR IT

I want

[glossy imp]

"Sounds g*y
I'm in"

[hexed stag]

obliterate it with a 12g

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048362433221251102/1179678582646243358/EFF9CD9D-E591-447D-A10C-B92B0B5FB864.gif

[sleek iris]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-scared-spongebob-afraid-gif-14366037

mfw 75$ a round

[glossy imp]

(They banned the word 😭)

[green granite]

naw

they know what they did

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-not-breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-i-don't-think-so-gif-15404935998753858343

[green granite]

Epic

Idk when did they made the Halo pistol to look like this

This looks niceeeee

[little depot]

Women are evil

I'm going back to men

[sleek iris]

women are confusing

[small bane]

Men can be evil too

[opal star]

Nice? This is nice.

[small bane]

Azu just hasn’t met me irl 👼

[little depot]

Yeah but they're dumb

[small bane]

Also women aren’t evil u just need to be the better manipulator

They will eat off your hands

[sleek iris]

women are scary

[proven tundra]

Wtf

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-confused-why-why-tho-but-why-gif-16823464

[small bane]

[little depot]

Dude i was being ironic but what the fuck is this

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/51EpFns3CG9taCMQz6XDom?si=4c59166434654bce

[small bane]

Not even controversial

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-gif-15177583469234639119

[green granite]

Not talking about real gun, gram gram

[glossy imp]

What da fck

[proven tundra]

It's only 0640 and I've had enough internet for the day

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-you-drop-this-no-brain-rdbtc-stupid-gif-2904241459179304722

[sleek iris]

what happened to this tranquil and peaceful place

[green granite]

Ah yems

Just got paid

Nice nice

[opal star]

Oh boy.

[proven tundra]

Stealing your account info

[small bane]

I woke up, but don’t worry I’m going to work

[green granite]

Dam

[proven tundra]

[sleek iris]

i go to work at 3:30 pm get fucked lmao

[small bane]

It’s 11:45 for me

[glossy imp]

Rat scammer
Bottom text

[small bane]

I start a 12 today it’s not bad

[opal star]

Thanks. 😄

[proven tundra]

Hey don't be ratcist

[green granite]

Anyway @little depot

[little depot]

Mhmmm?

[proven tundra]

My scams are 100% legit

[green granite]

Please drink the drink that makes you say "nice"

[glossy imp]

Nah i prefer being ratmazing

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Rat

[proven tundra]

Cup

[green granite]

Rat

[sleek iris]

hardware store time

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Agnes Tachyon without her legging is

Cursed

Math is...

Uhhhh

Head hurty

[little depot]

Show

[green granite]

Show wut

[proven tundra]

Show us your maths

[green granite]

Naw

But have this cool merch

https://youtube.com/shorts/WBtWNixh2GQ?si=FqB1hIn03MjQlhMt

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

Oh shes cool

Love her and that box head girls animations

[glossy imp]

She exploded a cat

[green granite]

I uh

GOD DAMN IT

GIVE ME BACK MY 8.97$

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

[proven tundra]

I converted it to rat coin

[green granite]

[opal star]

Crypto!

[proven tundra]

Might as well get on the band wagon

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-sanders-i-am-once-again-asking-for-your-financial-support-gif-16208683

[proven tundra]

I don't need financial support
But if someone could come shovel my driveway I'll make you pancakes and bacon

[glad parrot]

What if I want different reward?

[opal star]

The Canadian morning welcome.

[proven tundra]

You can have bacon and pancakes instead I suppose

[glossy imp]

Add an scrambled Egg and i'm in

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Pancakes, bacon, and bear sausage.

[proven tundra]

Damn

That sounds excellent

Okay gotta be productive

[green granite]

FREE FOOD?????

[glad parrot]

I WANT A DIFFERENT REWARD RAAAAAHHHHH

[green granite]

SAY LESS

Lemme move to Cana to shovel your driveway

[proven tundra]

[sleek iris]

what did i just witness

[glad parrot]

Ze gooning

[little depot]

id pay to see cupper get locked in a sensory depravation room

[sleek iris]

https://tenor.com/view/electroman-electro-electro-spiderman-spiderman-torture-gif-11058273460571771896

[little depot]

this too

[green granite]

Just give me a cat

[little depot]

i would become kirby for a cat

[proven tundra]

I would become for a cat

[little depot]

i cat cat for a cat

[proven tundra]

[sleek iris]

:3

[glad parrot]

RAT DAD AS A CAT?

[sleek iris]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[proven tundra]

Is it weird I still get excited for snow days

(other than the shoveling)

[little depot]

cat dad

[little depot]

no

[sleek iris]

u get to be geekd up gamming all day

[proven tundra]

That's what I do now anyway

[glossy imp]

On one hand i love winter and snow
On other hand it's focking slippery

[little depot]

isnt it always snowing in canada

[proven tundra]

No

[little depot]

or at least all of the time during winter

[sleek iris]

driving car so goated in the snow

[proven tundra]

There's a brief period during summer where it melts

And we have to make beaver dams instead of igloos

[little depot]

what youre telling me is youre a very cheery person

[proven tundra]

That is

Correct

[little depot]

waow

[proven tundra]

waow indeed

WHAT THE FUCK

The neighbours kids are shoveling my driveway

My prayers were answered

[little depot]

free labour?

fuck yeah

just wait until the kids unionize

[proven tundra]

I mean I'll pay them

[sleek iris]

will canada ever thaw?

[little depot]

damn you

[little depot]

eventually

[proven tundra]

Slowly but surely

[little depot]

at this rate of climate change

[proven tundra]

And the summer rednecks will never go into hibernation

It'll be hell on earth

[sleek iris]

does love and joy exist up there?

[little depot]

not in alberta

yes everywhere else

[proven tundra]

It did briefly in the 00's

But then I got a divorce and now I hate everyone again

[little depot]

nova scotia seems pretty joyous

[sleek iris]

thats really unfortunate

[proven tundra]

It is tbh

[little depot]

every nova scotian i know is chill asf

[proven tundra]

Just don't go to Cape Breton when they're on a bender

[sleek iris]

is nova scotia just agartha?

[proven tundra]

Nah they don't live underground silly

[sleek iris]

really? thats fascinating we were always told canadians live in caves

[proven tundra]

Igloos

FFS they don't teach kids shit these days

[blazing maple]

67

[sleek iris]

https://tenor.com/view/electroman-electro-electro-spiderman-spiderman-torture-gif-11058273460571771896

[little depot]

no

its old scotland

[sleek iris]

like the highlands?

[proven tundra]

Skotsko

Cape Breton is the bit on the top right

Love it there

[quiet yew]

Skotsko je národ mé oblíbené postavy Demoliční muž z videohry Týmová Pevnost 2

[proven tundra]

Mhmm yep I could see that

[little depot]

if scotland is so good why did they make a second one

[proven tundra]

No one hates the Scottish more than Scots

[quiet yew]

half life 2 exists

[little depot]

TRUE!

[proven tundra]

They had to make a new one for the bad/good half depending

[little depot]

glory to arcadia

[proven tundra]

Acadia

Rip

[little depot]

arcade

[quiet yew]

Scania

[opal star]

For the most part.

[little depot]

minus the human rights violations

[proven tundra]

Hey now

[quiet yew]

huh

[proven tundra]

That's a proud Canadian tradition

[little depot]

oh yeah most definitely

[proven tundra]

Although we've toned it down recently

Dang liberals

[little depot]

its back in town

[proven tundra]

Hmmm instead of money
I could give them this giant bag of leftover Halloween candy

[little depot]

sack of coal

[sleek iris]

is that how u pay taxes in canada?

[little depot]

(coal is worth a lot in the winter)

[proven tundra]

If you were a 12 year old
Would you want $20 or a big bag of chips and chocolate bars

[little depot]

20 dollars

[proven tundra]

I'll offer both

[little depot]

double it and give it to the next 12 yr old

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

I pay my taxes in rat coin

[little depot]

i dont pay taxes

[proven tundra]

Must be nice freeloader

[sleek iris]

what is rat coin worth in usd?

[proven tundra]

Approximately

Fuck all

So about same as CAD

[little depot]

ill pay taxes when the poors stop trying to demand rediculous things like redistribution of income and a living wage

[frail leaf]

💱 1 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 0.72 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[proven tundra]

Huh that's not bad actually

[sleek iris]

bet i got like 8000 rat coin should be able to have dinner at least once in Vancouver

[proven tundra]

Vancouver has some pretty fire places
Only got to dine out twice there tho

[little depot]

why would you want to have dinner in vancouver

[proven tundra]

Cause we needed to eat before/after our cruise

[little depot]

top things to do in vancouver

1.leave

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

oh damn youre like old old

and white too

[proven tundra]

Vancouver island is much nicer imo
The city is too busy for me I'm a country lad

[proven tundra]

That is

[little depot]

country mouse

[proven tundra]

Correct

[little depot]

bino rat

[sleek iris]

what if rats were real?

[little depot]

i wish

#╓☢stalker-chat

oop

damn that was fast

cudos to you

[gusty heart]

yeah i forgor to realize i was on this channel 💀

[sleek iris]

i got crashed out at on newbies for some random shit idk man

[little depot]

calmest gamma experience

[proven tundra]

Wtf is YouTube recap smoking

[sleek iris]

mods got nothing better to do ig

[proven tundra]

I haven't watched more than like two ER videos this year lol

[little depot]

[sleek iris]

AI slop bro gotta be

[proven tundra]

Always was

[sleek iris]

yt aint what it used to be i mean

[proven tundra]

🌍

[sleek iris]

rattopia

[proven tundra]

At least it got this part right

[sleek iris]

nerd spotted

[proven tundra]

Correct

[sleek iris]

real asf tho

[proven tundra]

[sleek iris]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-gif-2694128590996869206

[proven tundra]

Hey

That's my old pfp

Lol

Love those bouncy eyes

[sleek iris]

time to squeeze through a 1/4 inch hole and pass out fellas

[proven tundra]