╟❓general-offtopic

[green granite]

Nothing a simple wet wipe cant fix

[quiet abyss]

Id just say it has better gameplay, and if i didnt have to travel around the mourningstar, itd have better ui and shit

[green granite]

Me and my friend drove like 30 minutes away for it and it was worth it

[quiet abyss]

But if i slap a couple mods on there, its a 200% better game, besides the optimization

[atomic epoch]

This solidified its failure to me when they promised solo and never did

[quiet abyss]

Oh, thats something i wondered about

Why there isnt solo is beyond me

[atomic epoch]

Its the only reason i bought it

[quiet abyss]

And its something that bothers me too

[green granite]

Damn, Pokémon trafficking

[quiet abyss]

But not enough to condemn it

[green granite]

We dont have Poké Ball irl so

[verbal gate]

theres no laws against the pokemon, batman

[green granite]

Cardboard box is all it can get

[green granite]

Greatest thing is

Its a life size plush

So practice all of your fetish if you have 800 dollars to throw around

[quiet abyss]

NO JOKER!

[green granite]

This is what I live for

[verbal gate]

lowball em

[green granite]

Hell yeh

But to be fair

400 for entire set is a steal

[opal star]

Lol.

[quiet abyss]

Metallica in bed :) full dad metal mode

Me asf

[green granite]

Ok so they sold it differently

But a dual PTT for 100 is just so good

[sick trail]

I do find it hilarious that in the show, a Gardevoir still eats from a fucking bowl like a Pikachu would
Like wdym this human-shaped plant and Mr. Mime can't have a chair

[green granite]

Discrimination

[verbal gate]

Mr Mime is a freak who enjoys being fed by Ash's mom from a bowl

[sick trail]

Ye ok Reddit thread that gets repeated about every 3 years

[green granite]

Animation Theory moment

[high basalt]

The military are cracked medium. They saw me from so fucking far away

[sour rivet]

[raven swan]

(i have no idea what's going on)

i just bust to some confusing material and i'm feeling all wierd now

[hearty wyvern]

[sick trail]

Stop trying to illegally infiltrate your local military base
SIGN UP FOR MARINES TODAY

HOORAH

THROW IT BACK, MARINE

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-gif-17424392061324600943

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-gif-17424392061324600943

i thought you'd wait for someone else to do it dry

i wanted to be the one to break it down

[sick trail]

Dead chat

Can't trust y'all

!topic

[solid sundial]

@high basalt

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[sick trail]

He didn't get the hint, chat

[raven swan]

gamma players can't read

[sour rivet]

SIR I ATE THE PURPLE CRAYON SIR!

[high basalt]

Oh sorry I clicked the wrong channel. didnt notice. Calm down.

[sour rivet]

IT TASTED LIKE GRAPE SIR

[real aspen]

MEOW MEOW NYAA :3

[sour rivet]

SIR CAN I SHOOT THIS FELINE

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[hearty wyvern]

IT WAS A MISS INPUT YOU CALM DOWN

[little depot]

finally got snaphook blue print

jeez

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-drier-cat-gif-cat-flamethrower-flamethrower-gif-16698453291799527076

[sour rivet]

SIR NOT ME SIR!

SIR IT HURTS

[high basalt]

Ah I see this is where all the trolls are.

[raven swan]

he doesn't know chat

[sick trail]

I do not believe you know what constitutes trolling

But aight

[raven swan]

back to my assignment

[hearty wyvern]

Yeah the gamma server contains a lot of trolls

[sour rivet]

they live under my bridge

[raven swan]

chat do you review books?

[hearty wyvern]

Ew Google slide

[raven swan]

try saying ew when i slide this pe-

[sour rivet]

GOOD LORD

thats a cyst

[raven swan]

i started this when i was on a freshly installed linux pc

then linux died and i went back to windows

[hearty wyvern]

Ew...Linux user

[raven swan]

i still don't have MS Office installed so the review stays on gdocs

[raven swan]

it... was a phase

i need to submit this shit today

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[wild vortex]

[raven swan]

just in case i missed something

its unironically pretty good for proofreading and grammar checking

[real aspen]

Use Your interview data is intended

Few pieces of that text kinda scream word count inflation

[raven swan]

duh

[real aspen]

"illustrations, artwork, and line art"

Add a few more synonyms just to be safe

[raven swan]

gotta get to the 1.5k words mark

[raven swan]

sab has never done essays for college it seems

[sour rivet]

the fuggin dial thing on my heater broke

i will surely freeze now

[raven swan]

go take that mitsubushi ac guy's remote

[sour rivet]

its like a tiny cheap plasic heater

the dial turns but it no longer clicks

[real aspen]

Yeah I had to simulate large scale enterprise networks and WANs

[raven swan]

[pure compass]

You didn't have to write an essay about it later?

[untold spear]

Does anyone know how I can get my Spotify DJ to be like this? https://youtu.be/gfZy2wvbQNM?si=cJV97cuX8tfcwB_b

[raven swan]

the cynic in me says staged, the believer says spotify is lowk goated for that

[untold spear]

Either way is funni

[chrome ginkgo]

mmmmm the type of shit I see at work

[untold spear]

Lots of smog?

[raven swan]

why is sister in a system shock level

[chrome ginkgo]

That's a steam leak

[sour rivet]

she needs to talk to SHODAN

[pure compass]

electric room fire?

[chrome ginkgo]

Now you want a nightmare?

[untold spear]

Oh, wait, no, this is a new image from Kane Pixels backroom series.

[chrome ginkgo]

I don't know what that puddle is, and i'm not touching it

[sour rivet]

the black liquid

larry has been here

[chrome ginkgo]

I know it's not petroleum based, and that's it

It's getting bigger

[pure compass]

the hell is this, a chemical plant?

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-oil-gif-1490590963367136282

[chrome ginkgo]

Why yes, that's exactly right

one of the two I work on

i'm the sole personnel at the two plants rn

The fire suppression system is disabled due to a nitrogen leak

[pure compass]

Elise's day job seems very fun

[chrome ginkgo]

and it's my job to make sure no fires pop up

and if they do call 911 and maint manager and plant manager etc etc etc

and evacuate

[raven swan]

oil spill
fire supression offline

[chrome ginkgo]

cause lmao I can't stop shit

[raven swan]

[pure compass]

evacuate who? yourself?

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah the last two nights it was

"Fire alarm is silenced, so if the sprinklers go off it'll flood the place"

So check every 2 hours for sprinklers going off

now it's "Okay we have a real bad nitrogen leak so sprinklers are disabled so if there's a fire nothing will stop it except you calling the fire department"

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

And this is why I have a gasmask for my job

If someone goes down in rooms like that it's my job to get them out so EMT's can reach them safely

[untold spear]

I don't have anything nice to say, except that you should leave that place before it ends up on Live Leak.

[chrome ginkgo]

Didn't Live Leak die

it's not 2012 anymore

[raven swan]

i hope the moneys good at least

[chrome ginkgo]

I bought my own home at 25

[untold spear]

[raven swan]

money's good

[untold spear]

Holy shit

[chrome ginkgo]

It helps me take care of my disabled father and his wife in the broken medical system we have in the US

and keep them off the street

[untold spear]

If I didn't have my Veteran Assistance benefits

US needs to wake up.

[raven swan]

okay time to dip

back to the assignments

have a nice one chat

[chrome ginkgo]

Pitch fucking black if not for all the fucking lighting every where

[untold spear]

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that this reminds me of back when I used to work at Amazon.

[chrome ginkgo]

I think that just means we have experienced the universal factory/plant before

[raven swan]

the book i'm reviewing literally says:

i just have to be coherent

[chrome ginkgo]

Alright back to emulating Bloodborne at work

[real aspen]

Nay

Our prof was cool

[light monolith]

wrong chat whoops

[untold spear]

[raven swan]

this book is self aware, its so funny

[untold spear]

sounds like straight wisdom 🧠

[untold spear]

The dark arts!

[chrome ginkgo]

I love being paid to play videogames

[raven swan]

each chapter had an image of something related to cooking, and the final chapter has the image of a full meal

so many cooking references in this book

[chrome ginkgo]

note to self, the shield sucks

[raven swan]

really takes "you have to cook your data" literally

[chrome ginkgo]

I blocked one hit, had 50% chip damage, and lost all my stamina instantly

[sick trail]

Really just trying to sell the reader your Dad's cafe

[untold spear]

Ohh. That reminds me I have breakfast food in my fridge to reheat.

[sick trail]

Bed&Breakfast, even

[chrome ginkgo]

Gimme back my echoes

[raven swan]

such a comfy design

i love this kind of textbook

puppy!!

[chrome ginkgo]

They call me John Bloodborne

(female)

[raven swan]

Jane Bloodborne?

[chrome ginkgo]

No John Bloodborne(female)

Because I had to use the vertex explosion fix

which disables character customization

[raven swan]

[chrome ginkgo]

I could disable that and turn on enable readbacks in the emu to allow customization but i'd drop from 90 FPS to 15

Not worth

Ungodly performance hit rn to use readbacks

[opal star]

220gr expanding subs. These are nasty AF.

[chrome ginkgo]

Oops

I parry fished

and lost

At least I didn't have to kill big guy to get my shit back

[untold spear]

🫃 😋

[untold spear]

It looks so good!

Like even the remaster on PS5 looks worse.

[raven swan]

i can't see squat (skill issue)

[chrome ginkgo]

There isn't a remaster on ps5

The remaster is just playing the ps4 version on the 5 cause it's backwards compatible

I know cause I bought it this week

[untold spear]

Well the ps5 version I mean or whatever.

[chrome ginkgo]

There isn't a ps5 version of Bloodborne

[untold spear]

That's what I played it on. I'm

[chrome ginkgo]

That's the problem

The only benefit the 5 gets is faster loading times vs the 4

you get the same awful resolution and frame pacing

So I turned to the dark arts

Emulating to get Bloodborne as the experience it SHOULD be

If they'd just do a proper re-release for the 5 and Steam

[opal star]

The go fasts.

[raven swan]

god that's so shiny

[untold spear]

Alright I figured out what I meant to say, the ps3 version on the ps5.

[sour rivet]

@thick plover big things happening in the official deadlock server

[sick trail]

Abrams gave birth?

[raven swan]

A US army tank?

gave birth?

[raven swan]

oh deadlock

[sour rivet]

the blue one

i blame hopoo for this

[untold spear]

More taxpayer money for DARPA

[sour rivet]

that bastard is gonna cause a risk of rain in that server

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-abrams-gif-938393633849917502

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444199718044307536/1444202372833214557/abrams_jr.mp4?ex=692bd9c5&is=692a8845&hm=9eeb7c17bb05d76a16c9785813af950db4872fa64835088586d6f483ff42980e&

this could only mean one thing

[wild vortex]

PROPERTY OF VALVE CORPERATION

[sour rivet]

half life 3

[sick trail]

They're putting Scream Fortress into Deadlock

[sour rivet]

that too

[untold spear]

Reminders me of the wayfinder NDA closed beta

[sour rivet]

anyway im assuming hopoo is the one doing this

hes gotta be

or yoshi

the suspects

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-lector-tie-fix-tie-but-of-course-gif-17872364

[green granite]

Buy one shirts at the price of two to get 2nd one free

[chrome ginkgo]

beautiful

[untold spear]

Are you gonna do a special playthrough where you sneak up on machine gun hoonter guy or just reg?

[chrome ginkgo]

I uh

Ya know I don't know

I'll probably do the leap of faith method

[sour rivet]

shoot him

american style

[chrome ginkgo]

Rolls up and shoots him in the face 4 times

got it

[sour rivet]

"You there, Hunter.. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at onc-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!"

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

#🥘food channel is underrated

[restive bear]

Abrams, and Abrams Jr.

[wild vortex]

abrams in training

[green granite]

M10 Booker

They designed a light tank that is meant to be light tank

Still weight as much as a medium tank

[raven swan]

america can't make up its mind

feature creep: the tank

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698480710629064704/1444235184206643260/image.png?ex=692bf854&is=692aa6d4&hm=3dfb7ba1067f00d8d553fa9b893f2695b4a8c837a7358aaf5a9aa5e56681fc8f&

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[restive bear]

I'm fighting the black and red su-30

Damn the guy piloting it is an unc

😂

[onyx vigil]

Tomorrow is the last day of November lads

Ameno

[oak magnet]

yay thats good

my credit score updates and reflects my balance and increased credit limit

so higher score yo

[quiet abyss]

The gooners are happy too

[chrome ginkgo]

Mysterious floating man

[blazing jackal]

60

What can 60$ buy:

[quiet abyss]

You know what else 60 dollars can buy?

3 decked out large pizzas

[blazing jackal]

Skyrim?

[quiet abyss]

And id get much more enjoyment

[blazing jackal]

60 for 3 pizzas?

[quiet abyss]

Some gooner ass model aint worth it when theres pizza

[blazing jackal]

[quiet abyss]

Decked out you fucking goober

As many toppings as possible

Also yeah 20 per pizza is reasonable for large pizzas here

[uneven sapphire]

thats a pretty good price ngl

[quiet abyss]

Mate a dominos large with pepperoni is fucking 27

[real aspen]

i dont think gooners cared

[blazing jackal]

Sorry, i dont speedrun my 300lb life, 3 usual pizzas for 10 is nice enough

[quiet abyss]

[blazing jackal]

american food

[quiet abyss]

Brother holy shit, dudes getting gutter pizza

[quiet abyss]

Oh i never said i ate at dominos

Im just pointing that out

I go to a local place

Nice lady from europe runs it

[blazing jackal]

For 60 i better go to steakhouse

[quiet abyss]

Make your own steak

Steakhouses are retards

Always get shit wrong

[quiet abyss]

I can do better for less

[uneven sapphire]

love steak, but hate making it

[quiet abyss]

I love making it

For the love of the game

[uneven sapphire]

its like a smoke explosion

[quiet abyss]

I make it, i eat it

I marinate it

All the above

Best part is making something then to eat it, since youre in control, you can feel a sense of pride in your work

[blazing jackal]

Skill issue, i know two good places here

[quiet abyss]

Its one of the few things im good at

[quiet abyss]

Doesnt matter, im sure i can do better

Again, its one of the only skills i have

Anything else? Not that great, but grilling is something i love

Never made brisket tho, i should try that

Cant do that now, its winter and its cold enough to freeze the balls off a bronze monkey

Not standing outside at the grill

[blazing jackal]

Make homemade buckwheat noodles

[quiet abyss]

Yeah im bad at pasta and baking, id ask my sister to do that

Shes good at that stuff

Well ok

I can make pasta

But i cant make pasta

If that makes sense

[blazing jackal]

pasta is 100%, pasta ive made is 80%, getting 100% is not worth the effort with not exactly authentic ingredients

[quiet abyss]

My point is, i cant bake

I can follow a recipe ofc, but doing shit myself is not something i can do

[green granite]

I dont like the look of this

[blazing jackal]

Its not hard, just you dont get instant signals you doing it wrong as with meat.

[quiet abyss]

Yeah true

With meats you can just tell youre fucking it up

[green granite]

damn

fighting Pharaoh

[blazing jackal]

Rhom my beloved

Black hole sun

[quiet abyss]

Anyways, i just like my homemade steak, and since i dont have facilities for pizza, i get home made pizza from the romanian family owned place

I sure hope they dont steal my catalytic converter

Theyre really good at it actually, best pizza ive had, leagues above any commercial pizza place

[blazing jackal]

Ive made home pizza in my shitty microwave sized oven, you dont really need the true stove, dough is more important.

[green granite]

damn

they are

actually easier than expected

[quiet abyss]

Yeah im not doing the dough thing XD

Too much work

I like my food to not need prep the night before

Good dough takes time

Although that’s hypocritical

Since brisket is a 2 day thing

Its a big project

[hexed kernel]

hii chat :3

[blazing jackal]

Maybe i should bake something, reminder

[quiet abyss]

at least afaik

[quiet abyss]

Sup dork

[blazing jackal]

Frozen dough is ok, at least here

[quiet abyss]

[hexed kernel]

i will find you

[quiet abyss]

Liam neeson headass

Or whatever his name is

[blazing jackal]

Gets the shit done

[quiet abyss]

Maybe frozen

But eh

Like i said, theres a perfectly good pizza place literally just downtown

And it wont give me 4 diseases from bad ingredients

Or whatever idk

Anyways i should sleep, i forgot about something i had to do tomorrow

Theres a funeral im meant to go to, i wasnt close with the person, im going for the sake of someone else

Im emotional support i suppose, but if im needed, i should go

[oak magnet]

thats still good

funerals suck ass

[restive bear]

Bruh tf was that

Oh nice audio got choppy fuck off game bar

[real aspen]

belkan dark magic

[green granite]

ear rape gameplay

[untold spear]

NEW ACE COMBAT?

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[blazing maple]

are there no polearms in KCD 1?

the npc guards have them...

are they only in 2?

[hexed kernel]

yep

well you can get a polearm in kcd 1 too but you have to toss it away once you're done fighting

in the second game you can carry them with you and there's a skill tree for them and all that

[blazing maple]

aw man

I'm so tempted to jump from the first game straight to the second

aurgh

realizing i gotta wait until the second game to make hans and henry kiss

fuck

[hexed kernel]

there is a story recap in the second game

[blazing maple]

oh fr?

[green granite]

Galvanized Steel

[blazing maple]

i should totally bite the bullet... and buy it...

[blazing maple]

REMNANT 2

[green granite]

bruh not again

[blazing maple]

throw back to 1 year ago

[hexed kernel]

actually wait a second maybe there isn't

i forgor

[blazing maple]

i'll wait for christmas sales to pick it up

[hexed kernel]

oh right there is an official story recap of the first game made by the devs but it's on youtube

[green granite]

I need to play 2nd one

[hexed kernel]

i'm not crazy after all

[green granite]

but I am playing first one

[blazing maple]

first is very janky but neat

second is a lot more refined

both good

[blazing maple]

hmmn maybe I should just beat kcd 1 between now and then

augh but i'm employed

[onyx vigil]

I would like a 7.62x51mm rifle in 500 - 600 rpm and weighs unloaded like the weight of a ar10

[green granite]

I think

2nd one is more of a looter shooter

1st one is more of a story mode with RPG element

[green granite]

uh

so

500-600RPM

[hexed kernel]

my condolences

[green granite]

but unload is 9.5lbs

[green granite]

Heckler & Koch Gewehr-3

[onyx vigil]

…..

Oh yeah the g3

Yeah that’s a good gun

well shit, hmmm maybe then I want a ar10 but it looks like the service rifle from fallout new Vegas, it shoots in full auto with 20 round 7.62x51mm box magazine

[onyx vigil]

In kg?

[green granite]

AR10 is 9.5lbs and same w HK G3

they are both 4.4 kg unloaded

maybe AR10 is lighter like 150gram

actually

AR10 is hella lighter

what the heck it is only 7lbs unloaded

ugh

[pure goblet]

I saw Far Cry 2 in my dream for like 3 minutes

now i want to play Far Cry 2 again

[real aspen]

pencil barrel

plastic stock and grip

alu receiver

it's light yeah

[onyx vigil]

Then get it on steam lad, it’s still black week

or something

[hexed kernel]

mfs will do ANYTHING instead of just going to therapy

smh

[pure goblet]

hey don't call me out like that

smh

[real aspen]

therapy is boring anyway

[onyx vigil]

Lmao you are our homie man, and homies take care of each other

[real aspen]

nuh uh

i locked all my homies in my basement :3

[onyx vigil]

Well except him

[pure goblet]

oh i played FC2 already this year

[real aspen]

play it again

[atomic epoch]

Play starsector

[pure goblet]

and the beloved mechanic of gun jams

[green granite]

in my dream I see the town

[pure goblet]

[green granite]

it calls my name

Silent Hill

why are you playing African Warlord 2

[pure goblet]

it's screenshots i shared from February, i just had a glimpse of similar looking atmosphere in my dream which made me want to play it again

It do be a good and fun game

ah i see... i played Far Cry 1 first in January

oh and it was directly after the minecraft phase.... yea...

[oak magnet]

offlin hi

i havent been in newbie chat in while

[pure goblet]

[pure goblet]

dw it hasn't changed much

still a pit of illiteracy, spoonfeeding and passive-aggressive messages

occasional offtopic

[green granite]

uh oh

omg

it's that thing from House of The Dead

[real aspen]

eat it

[hexed kernel]

pain

[green granite]

BRO

THE BOSS WAS LIKE 1 HEALTH

AND IT 1 SHOT ME INSTEAD

THAT IS BULLSHIT

[real aspen]

i kinda wanna see a move or series based on frostpunk

[green granite]

Ice Breaker

or something train something

[untold spear]

Snow Piercer

[real aspen]

no

that's missing the important point of frostpunk

the generator

like city of ember but with frost instead of underground

[untold spear]

The Day After Tommorow?

[real aspen]

no

[untold spear]

[restive bear]

Crazy ass drone

[untold spear]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?

[green granite]

uhm

Atom RPG

[real aspen]

that's a game

[green granite]

you know they said

game is like a playable movie

[tiny pivot]

Peak combat 7

[green granite]

Peam Combat?

[uneven sapphire]

beam,

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

imma hit you

with some beams

[uneven sapphire]

aaaaaaaa

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/beam-deflection-metal-beam-deflection-mechanics-of-materials-gif-1611760648390944344

[hexed kernel]

[uneven sapphire]

no bald

so peak

[restive bear]

Clanker down!!! ✨✨✨

[sick trail]

Visits Turkey once
Twice even

[hexed kernel]

i wanted to make a joke about that but thought i would be stupid

thanks for making it for me :3

[sick trail]

He spin

[atomic epoch]

Its a shame these things are now real and capable

And some fuck head decided to make them fully autonymous

https://tenor.com/view/belka-ace-combat-gif-3665589680581270948

[restive bear]

Wha

What the fuck do you mean

[pallid sapphire]

Dude is dehydrated

[restive bear]

"Real and capable"?

[pallid sapphire]

Their not

Theres not a single drone that flies autonomous like a fighter pilot

not even remote controlled

[restive bear]

Not yet, atleast

[pallid sapphire]

not in that size,with that kind of firepower

even the little drones require precise input not to crash em

[green granite]

@pallid sapphire i have a question

Why are you Belgian now

[pallid sapphire]

what

im belgian for at least 2 weeks

[atomic epoch]

https://youtu.be/DRm0mbp_n1k?si=xX4vk5zF5L2WvQ2X

[pallid sapphire]

fixed

[atomic epoch]

Like death lazers. They arent real until they kill enough people

[restive bear]

Damn

[green granite]

Ew German

Laffetie would never

[hexed kernel]

bro's hair is stuck in the 80's 😭

[real aspen]

remember there's also unmanned black hawk now

drone tech is there, biggest issue is figuring out how to control them

[pallid sapphire]

yeah this shit looks like its ripped out of Ace combat with no actual proof of how it operates

[green granite]

There is an unmanned JLTV too

[pallid sapphire]

Yay it can fly on its own

i can also fly on my own

[green granite]

Gotta tell you dude

[blazing maple]

should i use axe, sword or hammer for KCD 1

[green granite]

These engineers in US smoke different types of grass

[blazing maple]

I can't decide

[green granite]

Knife

[atomic epoch]

Get haircut, let it grow. Spend money on good clothes. Gain confidence to get girlfriend. Go out on date. Get killed by awol autonynous drone created by dude with that fit

[real aspen]

laff you know that modern jets are basically 100% software operated?

[atomic epoch]

Life in 2049

Hell 2030

[real aspen]

tech-wise there's absolutely nothing stopping you from turning a f22 into an uav, except for how to control it properly from long distances

[hexed kernel]

i mean if one day wars will be fought 100% with robots and stuff so that no human being is harmed or kill then i'm ok with that

[green granite]

Damn

[atomic epoch]

Unless said robots are in populated areas

[uneven sapphire]

AI F-16

[atomic epoch]

War crime? Chatgpt has that filtered.. time to die

[untold spear]

So that's where the missing JLTV went that our battalion drunk stole.

[blazing maple]

but knife is lame and stupid!!!

[hexed kernel]

longsword is an honorable weapon of mighty knights

but hammers and maces are op as fuck

[blazing maple]

yeah i know a dude used a hammer on me and stole my sword

maybe I'll use axes idk

pretend I'm a lumberjack

wait it's my birthday in 31 days

what the fuck

how'd that happen

[real aspen]

rapture in spacetime

or was it rupture

idk

[hexed kernel]

how uncivilized

you should get it back

[blazing maple]

i'm working on it

i was doing a murder case

and now the game wants to me to head north...

buuuut i'ma explore a bit and finish up some tasks. Maybe earn some cash

also my horse is named pebbles i love him

[pallid sapphire]

From Tarkov gooning to Cryis buttfuck

they got the bigger cheeks

[blazing maple]

rate the fit

[frozen void]

i just realised this nanosuit looks similar to the Exosuit from stalker

[pallid sapphire]

medieval/10

[frozen void]

even the helmet would work technically

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@frozen void

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[frozen void]

@frail leaf explain @pallid sapphire that the moderators are above the rules of the server

[frail leaf]

I'm not your damn messenger service. If you think that following the rules should be a fucking option for moderators, you're dead wrong. The mods are like the goddamn kings and queens of the server. They stand above the rules because they're the ones enforcing them. So if someone's got a problem with that, they can take a long walk off a short pier. Get over it.

[frozen void]

[pallid sapphire]

[hexed kernel]

bohemian psycho

fuck i wanna play kcd now too

curse thee

actually i haven't played any of the dlcs for the second game

a good reason to replay it

[pallid sapphire]

fuck adhd and youtube shorts

fuck em both

sideways

[blazing maple]

Hanging out with my boyfriend at the bathouse

He gave me his bow cause i kicked his ass at archery

:)

[latent hazel]

no?

[frozen void]

shut the fuck up cockrider nobody is talking to you

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-johnny-sack-sacrimoni-nobody's-talking-to-you-nobody-gif-13819088009228857167

[latent hazel]

you don't talk like that when i am carrying in arena

besides, i have clips of you saying things

on a dead man's switch

[little depot]

actual mossad agent

[onyx vigil]

yo whats up

[thick plover]

I wouldnt know Im banned

[hexed kernel]

for what

[thick plover]

I called the Russian playerbase shit at the game, which they are

Back when i first got access to the game

[olive coral]

if he goes down

you go down

i have things that will be sent to your employer and university in case of my ban

[hexed kernel]

literally nineteen eighty four

[olive coral]

what happens in tarkov vc, stays in tarkov vc

[thick plover]

Literally

[nocturne aurora]

morning chat

[quiet yew]

okay now kiss

[oak magnet]

i see

[uneven sapphire]

fucking sounds in tarkov

are so ass

[hexed kernel]

[uneven sapphire]

i love when the ai speaks and its either 7 miles away or right on me

[celest plank]

Why the fuck did I get a google notification about a possibility of another pandemic

Being drafted is enough worry for me, Jesus fucking Christ

[sick trail]

Ay, just wear a mask in the barracks

[celest plank]

Imagine you are dodging bullets flying above your trench and suddenly you see those mfers

[sick trail]

It's joever for you tbh

[celest plank]

Ironic, cause my country is probably the safest place to be in at the moment

US would kill me with medical bills and fent addicts, west europe would kill me with immigrants and fent addicts and the south would kill me with albanians and fent addicts

[hexed kernel]

damn fent addicts

[celest plank]

Born too early to be a fent addict, born too late to be a fent addict, born just in time to be targetted by fent addicts

Im taking my car jack and im gonna play project zomboid in real life

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[real aspen]

woe

[hexed kernel]

omg haiii

[atomic epoch]

Whats the news?

[light monolith]

Besides the troubling youth crime rate, & rising prices Australia isn't that bad rn.

[hexed kernel]

?

[real aspen]

coilgunified ar15 upon ye

[teal spade]

Dam, don't press buttons after waking up...

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/boomshootart/status/1994494904748355659

Boomer Shooter Art (@boomshootart)

100% Health

Wolfenstein fanart by ValentrisRRock

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 28, 2025, 7:53 PM

[celest plank]

@small bane ||HOLY SHIT OBERYN GOT FUCKING SQUASHED||

||LIKE A FUCKING WATERMELON||

||why does R R Martin hate us so much 😭 ||

[celest plank]

Something something new virus on the way

mutated bird flu

[atomic epoch]

Where? Europe or china again

[light monolith]

Oh that. Slightly old news.

[celest plank]

Egypt Indonesia and Vietnam are the ones with the most casualties

[celest plank]

I know but why tf would I get a notification just like that

An alert of sort

[atomic epoch]

Oh shit

[light monolith]

Ethier it's super uncontained or your region has slow news.

[celest plank]

Nah I aint in kenya

[atomic epoch]

Apparently europe

[raven swan]

or they're just not looking at news

[atomic epoch]

Nothing yet

[proven tundra]

When I read this part in the book I was so fucking mad

[atomic epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-plague-inc-gif-25045778

[celest plank]

This and the red wedding

Bro why

Red wedding was literally one of the saddest shit I've seen on TV in my life

Perfect execution of the episode

[proven tundra]

I didn't like Robb very much but it was still a very good moment

[celest plank]

10/10

[raven swan]

good morning

[celest plank]

Me neither, but the plot twist was breathtaking

Nobody would expect that

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

Also Rains of Castamere has to be my favourite tune from the show

perfect usage

[proven tundra]

I was more sad about the dire wolf getting got

[celest plank]

Poor wolves, yeah

Shot up in those cages

Well, time to see if Tyrion will get beheaded in this episode

[proven tundra]

Godspeed little doodle

Ping me with your reaction lol

[hexed kernel]

big fan of whatever the fuck this is

[raven swan]

fuck does that even mean

cuntimal

[hexed kernel]

cunt + animal

[raven swan]

and why's this bird a cunt

[hexed kernel]

i dunno. look kinda evil i think

[raven swan]

fair

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

i find it hella aesthetic

[hexed kernel]

it's a razorbill btw

[raven swan]

there's the eyes

mf has a head designed like a pininfarina concept car

[hexed kernel]

[raven swan]

god that's menacing

[hexed kernel]

oh my god they're kissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

OF COURSE THERE'S ALREADY FANART

[hexed kernel]

awesome

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

i drew that before it was cool smh

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

This bird look so weird

[celest plank]

You know what

Rains of Castamere was good

But the battle of castle black was fucking perfection

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

Gotta be my top 3 episode lmao

[hexed kernel]

so cool and stylish

[celest plank]

This shit was so good

An entire episode focused on the wall's defence

Im getting addicted to this show

[proven tundra]

The books were good
I have no interest in the show tbh but glad you're enjoying it

I still like hearing your reactions tho

Keep em coming

[celest plank]

I wanted to read the books but at the time of starting the series, I was already exhausted since I just finished the entire witcher series lmao

[proven tundra]

Understandable

[celest plank]

And now after like 2 months of absence I came back to season 3

And in a mere week Im on the finale of season 4 lmao

Gotta be the best medieval show out there

[proven tundra]

We'll probably never get the ending in book form anyway

[celest plank]

R R Martin doesnt have any plans on finishing it?

Since I know the show finale was fucked cause no source material, they had to make up an ending

[proven tundra]

Uh
It's been like 15 years that he's been working on the next book

[celest plank]

Well, as he himself said

https://tenor.com/view/georgerr-martin-game-of-thrones-biggest-dream-gif-7642881

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

So the plan is coming along

[proven tundra]

Dance of dragons released in 2011

[celest plank]

He was co-making the elden ring storyline

Maybe he'll remind himself of the song of ice and fire

[timid hollow]

And i hate that

Because afaik he wasnt involved in the dlc and now you have a Story in the dlc that connects to the maingame but isnt made with the creator of the maingame story

[blazing maple]

axes and maces only have 3 skills each....

meanwhile the sword skilltree is like 40 moves

[uneven sapphire]

[hexed kernel]

yeah the game really wants you to use a longsword

makes sense i guess

[proven tundra]

Boys and their swords smh

Spears and polearm users need representation!

[blazing maple]

lerning to reed

[uneven sapphire]

spears a so goated

[proven tundra]

Stats for my CPAP usage from the sleep clinic

Can someone who's good at math help me budget my sleep?

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1250347009827803200.gif?size=64&quality=lossless

Now thats a Knoif

[hexed kernel]

oi m8 you got a loicene for that?

[oak magnet]

morning

[uneven sapphire]

thankfully upgrading that weapon has only 3 pages of wiki content

[thick plover]

four days

still no response from the bitchass arc raiders support team

Hope they get a flat tire on their way to work

[real aspen]

that's assuming they even go to work

10 hours a week work-from-home babies

[thick plover]

the looker

[oblique belfry]

o

also woke up to see sam's song on my mix

[real aspen]

i cant think of anything but warframe 1999 when 1999 is mentioned

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJT59KILlT4

[timid hollow]

are you kidding me

i was spamming the channel with the ac6 songs for days

[oblique belfry]

sam sent it last night on chat while i was talking

also synthwave

[timid hollow]

@blazing maple fuck you

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/3x0KwgQXkgNL7J8tq9I718?si=79758407b5c641f4

im literally listening to nothing else for a month

i fall asleep to this shit

im even considering trying to mod the game to feature them but im bad at syncing

but some bossfights with those tracks would become even more cinema

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/1sBxWbNDY7TQKNgZAL33LX?si=ec35ee14df69493f

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[onyx vigil]

Damn november has been a boring month

[timid hollow]

do i ace my combat or hero the siege

or bed my wars

[onyx vigil]

or maybe I should catch up with one piece

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/UZDoom/status/1994664005563228411

UZDoom (@UZDoom)

UZDoom 4.14.3 has left "release candidate" state, and is now officially released!

Be sure to read the forum thread for the final list of changes.

https://github.com/UZDoom/UZDoom/releases/tag/4.14.3

What's next? UZDoom 5.0 of course. It's gonna be a chonker of an update!

https://zdoom.org/wiki/UZDoom_version_history/prerelease#5.0_(xx_xx_202x)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 29, 2025, 7:05 AM

[sick trail]

@slim magnet

[onyx vigil]

I know it will take like over a month of constant watching

[timid hollow]

more

i finished naruto in a month and i was watching fulltime

[onyx vigil]

The hell is that?

[timid hollow]

like after work i did nothing else and on the job i was watching

and i skipped fillers

[blazing maple]

sex jumpscare

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/exorcism-father-mulvehill-evil-z-is-for-zombies-get-out-evil-spirit-gif-468896802094846995

[oblique belfry]

[onyx vigil]

Okay I on the other hand will watch the filler

[timid hollow]

One piece doesnt have that much filler tbf

but most of it is really useless and doesnt add anything

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[timid hollow]

naruto has over 40% filler

[oblique belfry]

thats what filler is

[timid hollow]

not really

naruto adds a lot of background lore for characters and its canon

[onyx vigil]

I don’t care, I still like the show and it’s entertaining, it is at least better than the Netflix adaption, which was a unfaithful piece of fucking shit

[oblique belfry]

filler is like "daily life" episodes or so called "guys trust me its really important for the lore" but its actually not

[timid hollow]

in bleach it was the worst, they added stuff in a filler arc and some of those filler characters carried into canon stuff

that was aids

[onyx vigil]

At least it’s not like beach “fan service”

[oblique belfry]

my friend complained about the same issue

he is a bleach fan

[timid hollow]

i only watched the first 160 eps

[onyx vigil]

Never watched it really, so I can’t really say

Naruto was fine tbh tough I never really got into it

[timid hollow]

the first 100 are canon, then big filler arc and some of the chars stay so when you skip the fillers youre just confused af

[oblique belfry]

"Naruto" is fine

now its boruto

which is just

[timid hollow]

boruto is actually pretty fine if you skip the first 100 eps except 64/65

[onyx vigil]

basically the Star Wars sequel trilogy but for Naruto

[oblique belfry]

-# i haven't watched naruto either this is all from what i've heard from friend group

[timid hollow]

boruto in its fights and everything is pretty fire but they have this long starting phase of boruto being the most spoiled brat ive ever seen

but idk too much either im at 170 or something and theyre at 300 eps already as well

[oblique belfry]

ah the usual "spoiled kid growing as a person" troupe

[timid hollow]

nah more like my dad is an asshole because he only spends his time as hokage and he doesnt understand it

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

then he sees his dad oneshot aliens with fists and is like oh

makes sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzClCJFpSoM&pp=ygUebmFydXRvIGFuZCBzYXN1a2UgdnMgbW9tb3NoaWtp

basically only watched boruto to see this scene

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

time to give a sermon...

[timid hollow]

in the end what will break or make boruto is how they will handle deaths of major chars like naruto/sasuke/kakashi

if they do offscreen deaths or some other bullshit with peoples favourite childhood characters they will get stormed

[hexed kernel]

it's my head canon that in the universe of kcd it was actually henry who started the hussite wars in this very moment and not jan hus

so they're called henriite wars instead

[blazing maple]

I nailed it

[thick plover]

I almost pressed a bad gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

fuck this retard ass ticket system

[copper vapor]

I didn't get a reply on my ticket yet

[uneven sapphire]

@oblique belfry i took an infernal dragon down to 6k hp

Im out of xp to repair tho

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

im also torn on finding a good weapon to craft

[oblique belfry]

midas sword good

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qFcPMpMxzCU

i have to admit, even though i got bored by the game pretty quick, the writing was pretty solid

and the worldbuilding really felt like shit came alive after i read a lot trough cyberpunk red and the other stuff

[hexed kernel]

oh damn

[proven tundra]

I'd like to know how Doge one shots a warden

Takes me five hits

qq

[hexed kernel]

getting ready for steel making

[proven tundra]

[onyx vigil]

Lmao which game is this,

[blazing maple]

Kingdom Come Deliverance 1

[onyx vigil]

Interesting

I maybe should buy that game, never got into the first one

[proven tundra]

That is the first one

[blazing maple]

when i first played it i got like an hour in an it didn't stick

I'm like 12 hours into it now and been having fun

eager to get the second game since this one is pretty jank

it's pretty buggy and the performance isn't grand

[thick plover]

@sour rivet

I just watched a drifter buy fucking LONG RANGE

[blazing maple]

anyway it's time to go follow 3 women into the woods at night

[thick plover]

shotgun character
item that makes you do lose damage when you are close to people

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-door-open-door-meme-gif-11027748423699535107

[oblique belfry]

woah

[thick plover]

are you perhaps the owner of the account which plays kcd2 and follows women around kuttenberg and then kills them

[oblique belfry]

WOA

[thick plover]

yes, that is a real thing

targeting arc

[oblique belfry]

HOLY FUCK

[arctic flicker]

watch doge lose all the loot

[thick plover]

so a pve grenade

[thick plover]

I wouldnt be surprised

its in his turkish blood after all

[oblique belfry]

bro

[arctic flicker]

I'm almost done with the projects, only thing left is 50cred for the last raider deck and quests

[oblique belfry]

ANOPTHER

[arctic flicker]

must be night raid

[blazing maple]

hehehehohoho

[real aspen]

is magpul afg2 the sexiest foregrip avaliable?

[blazing maple]

FOOLS

[real aspen]

i dont think you should follow mysterious witchy women into dark woods

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

HOLY FUCK AAAA

MAMMA MIA

[blazing maple]

they're rubbing herbal ointment on their cunts so they can hallicinate dead loved ones

detective henry is on the case

I learned how to READ just so i could solve cases better

[oblique belfry]

NIGHT RAID DAM SURVEILLANCE LOCKED ROOM IS GOATED

@sour rivet do you still need medium gun part bp

[hexed kernel]

this is where the magic happens

[uneven sapphire]

[blazing maple]

u casting SPELLS n shit?

you brewing up some DEVIOUS potions?

carving some FUCKED UP runes?!

[hexed kernel]

nooooo 😭

[blazing maple]

darn

[thick plover]

a coffin to bury my fucking PC

[blazing maple]

I got excited

[thick plover]

because it wont run arc raiders

[oak magnet]

nosferatu

[blazing maple]

you could throw a whole turkey or chicken on that slab and treat the room like a giant oven

[hexed kernel]

it's trying to kill me

[real aspen]

are you cooking a mummy

[olive coral]

they went so hard with face animations in dispatch

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/hypex/status/1994775967437631579?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ @oblique belfry @sour rivet @timber oxide they finally did it

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

NEW CHAPTER 7 SHOP SKINS

[VIA @Maeko_sp & @NotPaloleaks]

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 29, 2025, 2:30 PM

[olive coral]

its too bad everyone playing that game is autistic and cant pick up social cues

[raven swan]

fotnite?

[blazing maple]

fortnite

[hexed kernel]

making steel

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-17997916878979753001

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

holy fuck

buy a lottery ticket

[oblique belfry]

WHERE IS THE HOSPITAL LOCKED ROOM IN BURIED CITY

WHICH FLOOR

found it :>

o

ok compared to dam loot was meh

got another osprey though

[hexed kernel]

eating good tonight

[restive bear]

Fellas, I have acquired F-35

One of the most advanced aircraft in the world now in my possession

[real aspen]

Laaame

F22 better

[copper vapor]

free deadline tho

[uneven sapphire]

mmmm soup

[raven swan]

ace combat or project wingman?

[arctic flicker]

I got 3 buried city town hall keys, but do I wanna do that

[raven swan]

oh its the three stripes

ace combat

[restive bear]

Shush I'm working my way on the F-22. But both good

God how many hours do I gotta grind mission 11 just to get the F-22

2 mil

Holy fuck

[fiery star]

I bought a bolo tie and now I look fancy

[restive bear]

"Gee, I sure hope the enemy squadron doesn't know which one is the main character!"

The stealthy fifth-generation fighter:

Also damn AC7 screenshots look so realistic

[raven swan]

they definitely won't know which one's the main character

[copper vapor]

thanks for those screenshots