#╟❓general-offtopic
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ok yeah we hate that guy in particular, fuck that guy
yes

yes
osprey is fun, its just that the player is retard
venator slander is not something i will stand for, but the players? indeed
i love venator and osprey, 2 peak medium weapons XD

cooked
maybe
unless you carry wolfpacks in your ass

the formidable free loadout time
i fight them for money and challenges
i need that damage
but i also like their parts for sale
or parts
free loadout on spaceport
if i get kettle or stitcher, im murdering someone
to get their shit
@oblique belfry
for mending books
stitcher, its murder time
(if you're not busy)
Ah
uno momento
lemme login
❤️ I'm just logging in


MIRA MARGE SOY BRASILEÑO

Something even Ron Swanson would enjoy

this man needs to be stopped
what you gon buy doge

-# maybe dispatch in the future
wait why did everyone change color
oh it was the night light and that this laptop's screen fucking blows

it looked purple
it's one of those screens that like wash out when you don't view them at a perfect parallel
sent my main machine to maintenance to get it thoroughly cleaned out and have the thermal paste renewed
so i seized the opportunity to get to learn linux somewhat
on the laptop i bought for uni
Is it uhhhhhhhhhh your bday 
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Its always what gift not how gift 
We are Rainbow... Together we will- woah wait guys did you see that???
Then again its my fault why my wishlist looks like this





Holy shit was that rainbow six patriots

Omg 88 turk coins? :😳😳
I usually just spend my morning watching the news and drinking coffee. But yeah I'll maybe be free for a bit tomrrow before I go for Thanksgiving
Gift me arc raiders doge
happy bday 
We play together
Happy Birthday ❤️
Season ending in a few days and I have yet to play it
🙂↕️

wait why is this uneven
niet
thanks 
warden is still an asshole in this pack I see
Wow 😢
Yeah tomorrow


thank you very much 
look i know i just got 50 bucks but HEEELLL NO im not qualified to give away money
i need every penny i can get 
doge can i borrow a dollar
I know haha I'm just playing with you
no
actually no i remmeber whati wanted tyo ask you
Happy bday, may your war crimes be plentiful 
I just want to play arc 😭😭

doge linggango is on 20.1 yes?
thanks
That one meme where everyone is playing it but me
im playing it rn

Mods!
wjy does it have a bedrock ass shop menu
ask the devs idfk
no i dont wanna
also what shop menu 
real
-# half of my keys are slowly dying as well 
i had it for years
Any ideas which one you want?
Am waiting for this, but feels like it aint coming out 
wot dis
Oh I've seen that before
Lmfao
why is everyone adding an extraction mode 
bo7 apparently has a new extraction mode as well
Or br
It's the trend
to shit on tarkov 
literally battle royale trend all over again
When are we getting rts trend?
every game is adding extraction now
just like back then every game added BR to their games
cuz of pubg
this single action caused a huge canon event btw
now every universe is connect to fortnite because of it

Moatly nothing in wishlist is even announced or just coming soon. Or its just erdtree dlc so i guess its tarkov fpr the unseeable future
time to wait for game awards for new games
I'm gonna turn our MC server into extraction crafter
Check my wishlist then
Maybe you see something nice
@oblique belfry
All shite anyways 
Imma be happy eft pve'ing
I actually fucking despise this shit
i had this on hypixel skyblock

then deleted it quickly cuz it was just a bloat
surely i can edit some config to give myself currency 
i dunno how it works 
I can check that for you
get this man arc raiders
thank bro
make our legion of arcers stronger
there is right now 14 offtopicers playing this game rn
its helldivers all over again
I'm still waiting for y'all to stop playing so that I don't run into your ugly asses while playing

dis the list atm
oh bog changed his pfp
you won't run into me unless you intentionally play at the south america server
at this point, you would deserve everything bad that happens to you
thats gonn throw me off for a bit

I even checked steam black week sale filled with in lib games 
I still play it from time to time cause it's a good game
Fuck you
Actually, fuck everyone who spoke anything in the #🤖🐛🦑helldivers in the past few months
Toxic ass mfs
Guess imma just tarky until 100% 
what is this list? 
arc raiders offtopic smp enjoyers

im just tired of the poor choices the devs are making
aka local retards all playing the same game like some kinda sheeple
What poor choices
Naah, dont like
fun to watch peanut versus hutch shit tho
mmmmmm must follow trend
and new releases
BAAAAH
🙏 I said that though so he could find something to play in my wishlist lmao
I'd be making "poor choices" too if everyone was literally shitting down my throat every time I did literally anything
I added that new release which is kind of a rpg similar to gothic
Fucking shitty ass community
Seems clunky

good morng peeps
Hi azu

morning
birthday?
Annoy your friend, don't 
I mean games i would consider from the list, i already own 
th game is 15 dollars yall

😭
happy birthday ya old geezer
morning azu
I cast 49fps upon thee
or afternoon

or morning for BST after 37 mins
morning hun
And the ones i dont own, i dont like 
@sour rivet Sorry Birb, I found no way to add currency to your account
Now pay me 5 dolla

🤮

a walking country at this point
You now have 2% inventory capacity of the largest storage I've ever seen
not yet
And maybe 15% of what I usually build
most of those backpacks are normal ones
the last 2 row is iron and all of the hotbar backpacks is gold
got me an osprey and a stitcher
murdered someone
worth it all
fuck that guy
one shotted with ferro, shield, health and all

mustve been low
ah well, extracted with all my goodies, time to do it again
stitcher iii btw


not bad
40k reference 
this the dude from black souls

it does
chat how do i use my ps5 joystick in linux
in a way that lets me disable the touchpad


Looks meh


CENTURION MARK XIII 
watch this mf get a jupiter next run
i'm playing Bloodborne after buying it on the ps5, and i'm this close to just emulating it on PC so I can play it at 60 FPS cause the ps4 version sadly runs just as terribly on the ps5 pro with the one caveat that the loading screens are noticeably shorter
i hope not
i dont have ammo
for it
Sony
so i really dont want it
unless its a normal type of ammo
Even just re-release it with a 30 FPS cap but fix the awful frame pacing it has 
nah its the energy cells that are worth 1k each
what i want, is renegades, i love renegades
i just dont get them
and i still cant get sentinels
so im just cooked XD
I miss new grounds
that's a lot of marks


how r u
is it normal to always have a song playing in the background of your mind
I just had to dodge 8 wasps/hornets to escape
good thing they stop attacking when you're downed lol
I was getting wombo combo'd inside the elevator lmao
@oblique belfry That's all the dirt I placed from inside the cave I blocked
wtf
Now I'm gonna do some fuckery to make it look more natural
i eat
¿Et tu, azu?
j'ai deja repondu a ca, tu pommeterre
aw sweet a 3 hour video about my favorite horror series
ew, fr*nch
ξέρω ότι το έκανες
bro dont say that theres children here
300th vita carnis video this year
false
Why does he look tired
working IT be like
His eyes feel like he wants to kill himself
being tech savvy does that to anyone
@copper vapor
what item do i need for level 4 cock
You need a Blahäj
6 prickly pears, 6 olives, 1 cat bed
it's apricot, not apple
I LOVE BEING IN CONTROL OF MY MACHINE I LOVE LINUX BILL GATES WILL NO LONGER SNOOP IN MY DATA I LOVE BEING IN CONTROL
monthly momo tweaking arc
I uh
Yemen
is cup going insane ?
i ate my pears
yummers
he been insane for a while here
@uneven sapphire remind me to give u the apricot
i've been grinding since yesterday to get steam to run without launching it with the terminal
and now to get my ps5 controller to work
Why me

dont do that
What did he do now
Atleast microcock aint spying on you
uh
yeah i know right and i'm alSO IN CONTROL OF THE MACHINE
Meanwhile your phone 
no longer will i have to bow down to the forced update overlords
for i am in control of the package downloads!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"i listen to everything you ever said"
this the washburne refinery from borderlands 2
🚂
Happy bday Droon
the only saving grace of mint for me is that it uses way less resources than w11 does
so the laptop struggles less overall
but that's it
The formidable heavy fuze grenade
Bro's about to fight the Shredder
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A Betoota Downs boy is on track for a bumper Christmas this year, after loudly insisting he wanted an iPad like everyone else at school and inspiring his father to purchase something far more practical. An unlicensed .17 air rifle from a roo shooter who lives
Thinkin bout it. Its a shortbed tho...
@sour rivet you still had the waystone right ?
ye
bribe me
kill him
advanced infuser crafted
i dunno what that is
you pick enchants you want and can remove any enchant you want
o
not useful to me atm
i posess nothing worth enchanting
anyway there were 2 waystones there
just mine the other smh
the one i tp'd to ?
and tpa'd you there ?
ye
I think you need more wolfpacks
speaking of, I should bring some to fight rocketeers
I've been told one wolfpack destroys a rocketeer if all missiles go for it but I've never seen it happen yet
with the new hullcracker nerf i think grenade meta is the way to go
dont even bring a gun just spam grenades
if I had that many, I would
but need something to defend against players too 
not the wolfpack 
smh bro post images of your own
What is the plan here

i will rip photos from tumblr and there is nothing you can do about it
read and weep discordian
Cope n seethe
Are you okay
im going to install league of legends in protest
Why must you harm yourself this way, Birb
League is good when you dont got ass teammates
Huh
You just accurately summarize 2 other games on my mind
chat how do i keep track of the kittens' weights if 4 of them look the same
A collar
Put different type of cheese on them
This ain't second life don't do that
any team-based online game, really
dye each of them a different color 
Why would you hurt yourself like that
No no, some of them I dont mind if I have ass team
I only mind War Thunder and CSGO
i dont know what else to do to feel something'
arc with us 
Do not arc w them
it's ok I know I'm bad at the game you don't have to play with me if you don't want to
just don't make excuses and beat around the bush about it 
I DIDNT SAY THATTTTT

I'll arc my own raiders
with blackjack and hookers
I just gotta get lucky to start a full-time raid at a spot with a leaper or rocketeer already close by
testing annex pls


I wanna go home and sleep
Got my tiddy cup smoothie in the fridge
Tiddy cup smoothie???
Gamer sups waifu cup with a protein smoothie in there 
Ain no way
Its the tiddy cup 
Made the smoothie this morning. Raspberries, Greek yogurt (strawberry) with 1% milk and protein powder 
my wife isn't that generous with her tiddy
Unironically, I got two wafiu cups 
I got a vtuber wafiu cup 
The only cup that I always drink from is a cat coffee cup
Wiat hold up

I have Star Wars-themed coca-cola cans that we cut the "lid" out of
so we use them as drinking cups



80 dollar
There ain't no fucking way
no i'm on linux
Why
sent main machine to maintenance and this laptop really struggles with both w10 and w11
decided to try out linux
it runs better
@subtle sage manhattan cafe
It shouldnt have taken you a day to install steam or whatever
I think it's a default package option on every mainstream distro
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fDf3G5SEsCc?feature=share @subtle sage ?
I love her goofy singing
#umamusumeprettyderby #umamusume #uma #prettyderby #goldship #oguricap #tokaiteio #haruurara #riceshower #specialweek #mambo #gacha #anime
it either launched but the window didn't render, hung on for a few seconds and then crashed, or it didn't launch at all
unless i launched it from the terminal
Idk just update and restart it solves 99% of problems
yeah tried that and no dice either
I think torvalds cursed you
commence operation naked men
it turned out to be that it was trying to launch using the dgpu but couldn't get it to start question mark
it's the weirdest fucking thing
SOMEONE DIED AT WORK
what
What
I’m just messing I’m on break
...
Prank
sam ISTG
Mint?
But I got a free work shirt now
yeah mint
"I'm full of whimsy"
the whimsy:
Why do you all have to wear that ridiculous tie
Keeping you on your toes azu
Im so sorry LOL
ain't no fucking way i'm using one of the "good" distros that only have the fucking command line as a gui
im always on my toes because im short
So you know who ate all the doughnuts?
You fell for the fucking MINT BAIT
what'd you sincerely expect from linux
RITE OF PASSAGE
like all the tryhards say to use
i use uwubuntu
nah dude i'm not retarded
im better than all of you
me when im a janitor
me
i killed them

Just use fedora like falco does
pretty much anyone
use redhat and see your pc go up in flames
"noo dude you should use [distro without gui] dude it's THE shit like you have SO much cont" slit your fucking throat
who needs gui when u have cli
Fedora comes with kde plasma (or gnome if u dum) you dumbass
Industry standard basically
Low tier bait but i fell for it
fight me hoe
Fedora is basically the rhel upstream
🔥 💻

Drive
Azu
:)
how many games you got on your table rn wtf
Do you think I should buy a cat ears hoodie
uhh
darksouls3 with dogman
saints row 2
pacific drive
powerwash sim but its not really on the table
hi
smh
i played that for 2-3 weeks straight
yeah and you should come to my house in it
whatever but like
and i've been playing mc dont you say shit
how the fuck are you juggling between those games
Doge is also unemployed, which makes me wonder how he doesn't know
You can play more than 1-2 games at a time
how tf can you follow / have fun when you juggle 5 games at the same time period
autism
Yeah
and recently
I don't see a problem
i learned i have adhd
medical ?
not to the same extent as my dad's
or self thesis
but its there
thesis for now but im 99% sure

from studying the shit my dad and sam does
and reading
get it checked up
So you didn't learn anything
money
true
america
keep self thesising
same goes for my sister
Look at this FUCKING thing
I paused my gmme to be here
MISTY!
FUCK dude
You look like just enough xp to level up
according to symptoms i also have some type of adhd
i believe its TO not DO
speaking of cato

the rare misty post

i was depressed today because of a fucking cat post i've seen today
Autocorrect I’m on phone
sam you know what you should do when you get home
apparently there is a cat on one of the Istanbul mall's and they placed a bed for the cat inside the Mall so he has a place to sleep
Why have doctors when we can just self diagnose everything 
and they fucking stole his bed
Tater tot 
WHO THE FUCK STEALS/THROWS AWAY A STRAY CAT BED
ARE YOU THAT FUCKING MORONIC TO FUCKING SELL A STRAY CAT BED FOR MONEY
INHUMANE
Money is money
Trying at work thinking about tater tot
thankfully after 1 hour that post was released some people bought a new and bigger bed for the cat
dang
Crying
crying cuz sam ignored me

His heart was too big
Meth?
not what i was thinking but sure
new one will get stolen because it's bigger and better
Math!
Ok guys, since y'all can't afford doctors, I shall diagnose all of you as retards, free of charge
can i get the meds to go with it
Meth
literally me
nah, meds are dine-in only
good morning chatters

fatfuck
the theif needed it for their cat
I look at him and while I am disappointed, it does not make me cry

give him a feast
thankfully they bought him a new bed
I am merely slightly annoyed to be honest
fat fuck
it just keeps getting worse in here
and at this point you cant even be mad or sad anymore
The same kind of annoyed like when some type of software I want to use requires an update and I just want to use it
just disappointed
doge where even are you, how're you doing
Fat fuck ❤️
I can't be more sad if I wasn't sad in the first place
still in turkey ? 
vibin
ig
why?
Doge is never leaving turkey

doge\
i got a plan
first
shrink yourself
then get inside a turkey
that turkey will be shipped to america
ok dutch
we will purchase you
Teto
teto
🅻🅸🅺🅴 🅲🅾🅼🅼🅴🅽🆃 🆂🆄🅱🆂🅲🆁🅸🅱🅴
i just wrote "fat cat"
I also diagnose you with "you owe me moneh"
this girl is posted in the front office of my school
what
you gotta take a pic
i'll take a pic sure
im gonna ignore the wretched thing sam sent
just her next to this guy (idk who they are)
i doing that vault right now 😭
who is the this guy
its the uhhhhhhhh
you never played fallout new vegas did you 

I have finished the Duviri quest @sour rivet
I can no proceed to pretend Duviri doesn't exist, and that I wasn't so fucking disappointed with it that I stopped playing warframe
was duviri that bad?
describe them,
turns out we have sculk under our house birb
not really
the trailer was hype as fuck wasnt' it?
When I saw the first ever trailer for Duviri, I expected something completely different
And then I waited for it
And waited
And then it released when I was on warframe hiatus
So I came back
And it was dogshit

And not even remotely what I expected
it do be like that
i can point the person out
duviri is great

idk what you expected from it tho
Nuh uh
i liked it
Anything but what it was
how was that warframe
update
smh
like at worst i can complain about the farming aspect but that applies to the whole fucking game
i did expect tho for it to be the actual tie in to dark sector
because the trailer guy is literally the dark sector dude
fall out new new vegas
fall out newvegas
we were like holy shit it's the dark sector dude and the expansion has paradox in its name!!!!
dark sector is finally canon to warframe!!!!!!!!!
alas it was not the case and trailer guy was the stand in for the drifter
For what purpose 
azu wants to dine on legos with you
Damn
I want to show you my paintings
why is bro in the art mines
me asf 🤑 😛 🤑

ben 10 ?
I don't know who you are, and I am not paying tax to the IRS
ben freak
phd in what though
of the first sin
Aint no way he is getting PHD
yea
do you know dark mango psychology?
@raven swan are you about to teach on Youtube with a very heavy accent that all students will watch your videos for the next 15 years to come?
a friend the other day told me he was going to enter uni to become an english teacher and it got me thinking
i could say the same about offtopicers getting laid but we have way too many people with kids here already
like what if i became a math teacher

Did you go to uni for math?
Nah man, at best you can become a meth teacher
Or college
prime and ratdad, who else
Thats Chemistry
that's two more than what's expected of oftopic already

nah i still haven't graduated from computer science
You have to be from Albuquerque tho
börka
i so want to quit
Huh hold on
You know, I was a teacher for 1,5 years and I'm so glad that I decided to stop, because sooner or later I would go to jail for throwing a motherfucker out the window
one of the outcomes, yes
yep he has kids iirc
i remember him writing "built a pc for my son" or smth like that
and ofc me being me
doing 
What class
English
Someone get a hold of CPS?
being a teacher is 
not just in your country
globally
It is, plus I fucking hate children
I do wanna know how average Polish person pronounce English
i'm affiliated with an open university, pretty much all our teaching happens in videos and live broadcasts

like for one you don't teach differential calculus to kids
did I not show you guys the recording studio that our uni has?
Very good based
You do
and second i do want to learn that shit
If you learn
Please do teach me Power Series again
I am eating absolutely shit in class rn
i don't know how to work with it because we did never get that in school nor in uni
is the pay as bad as they say it is
Differential Equations?
Since it wasn't a job in an actual school but in a language school, there were classes for people of all ages, basically, and on my job intreview I specifically said I don't want to teach children, and then I was assigned two fucking groups of 9 and 10 year olds
Oh yeh I love Calculus 1 and 2

No, this one actually paid well, cause it's wasn't a normal school
You learn this in high school.
AP classes are common AF.
It was actually double the minimal wage
they don't have numbers here idk which one is calc 1 or 2
isnt that the salary for most teacher jobs though
But no amount of money could bribe me to stay there longer
i just got like the most skim over calc in both school and uni
I mean, on double the minimal wage here you're basically royalty
but it's still fascinating to me despite knowing next to nothing about calculus
the easy one is 1, the hard one is 2
nvm wtf
I did not learn Diff Equation until like
Last semester
0-1 year of experience is lowest 38.1k
for context average salary is 22k
do you take the short bus
1+1=11
Short bus?
They teach it to IEP kids as well.
i can always count on you
how do people come up with these words
Np anytime
now that's a specimen i can base my phd around
otuz bir

I wonder what math is studying about why 1 + 1 = 2 makes sense
1+1=10
approixmate 1+1
Look
the clickbait has begun
I would need to find McClaurin series approximation error for 1+1
I can guess 3 easy steps
Holy shit they have computers in warframe
- free loadout ferro gaming
- wait for randoms to engage
- find grenades/kill fireballs/hornets and use fireball burners/hornet drivers
is this monitor about to fall off 
Is that a motherfucking nokia I see
a weapon to surpass metal gear
Bro it's fucking clipping
@opal star
Is that
looking good
A Nokia 6635
#guns #asmr #callofduty #shooting #warzone #airsoft #ww2 #sniper #finland #suomi #winter #shorts
Damn
Didnt know Mosin clip pinged out like that
Ivara Prime with a different helmet
the rounds for that must be pretty expensive if they only shot it once for the video

i mean it's at least a very short video
If you think about it
like it could've had the same title and be like 12 minutes long


fat brib
shiiiii how much netherite is that gonn give you
11
100% efficiency
im loggin on
instead of using 4 scrap we now use 2
but it requires 2 gold ores and 1 gold ingot
so a lil bit harder to use gold
God we love to see this
got a loicense for those doice m8
there are weapons we can get from them
uhhh not roight now i left it back in chewsday
can get nuke as well
we need to go far far away
chew's day innit bruv
when the stim takes over
A 220 gr solid copper .308 bullet needs a 1:7 twist, while a 220 gr jacketed lead core bullet is fine in 1:9 or 1:10.
Yes, the copper one is longer, but that’s only part of it.
Even if both bullets were magically the exact same length and weight, the solid copper version would still require a faster twist.
Looking at the equation in the pic, what’s the second, less obvious reason?
hey i have this in ESO



