#╟❓general-offtopic
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most of the turkish food recipes we have usually ask to "add" not to "eat" the yogurt
ye because you are not turkish

you make something with meat and shit you add the yogurt to make a sauce or some bullshit, i mean its alright as plain but naah
because yogurt is a main ingredient for "yoğurtlu döner"
duh
thats why you only see it as "sauce"
because all y'all get is kebabs
ye exactly

compared to foreigners americans shoot a lot more schools
guess just a coincidence
💱 480 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 11.31 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
1 portion of kebab is 11 bucks
💱 725 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 17.08 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
like you can make a macaroni salad, and it asks for turkish yogurt or mayo
1 portion with more meat is 17 bucks
but i rather not eat either plain
im not a yogurt addict but like you've said
its alright but plain eating it is not that great 
you can still eat it though
i can eat some yogurt but i rather some good old nordic berry yogurt than plain turkish one
i know 
Put berries in your plain yogurt 
ljkADNLADnadslşnadslasdljnsdvnsfadm caldjn
im having a fucking heart attack
FUCKING
1.200 LIRAS
FOR 1.5 PORTION
9 bucks for a roll kebab here
💱 1,200 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 28.27 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
nah this is one of those fake "5 star luxury" restaurants
that has bloated prices
its just not possible
but eating not plain aint hard doge 
A SALAD IS 300 LIRAS
just buy a hot sauce bottle or something atleast and not even a hot one
yee
WHEN I WAS JUST GONNA WATCH OLD MAN FOR MY EXAM

dont you dare play the victim card bastard 
imma play the victim when i fail the exam again
he hates us 
dont wanna talk about spices
and yummy food
and i even gifted arc to him 
because you made me jelly 
fun fact about that
my friend actually leeched off my arc copy today
so you made 2 people happy
via steam family share
yippee
cwab
cwab

SEBASTINA



C7 Z06 in this color would fuck ngl
nah man buy me minecraft instead so i dont have to keep botherin me fukin dad for the login


i will not betrray mbo and doge again
Wym?
how much more betrayal can I take
Why would you betray them
true
I spent 1.6k to fix car a week ago
brib is just being a diva because we actually want him to arc with us
no

once I save up money again maybe
Worth a shot
anyways darktide time
Indoctrinate
Indoctrinate
Indoctrinate
Arc raiders
Join is
Us
Fuck
Imma kns

Kms
FUCK
RAHH
nope u messed it up no indoctrination for u
prob shouldnt play darktide when head hurt but meh
Unironically that is one of the cutest patterns a cat can have IMHO.
i too think that pattern is adorable IHOP


she died 2 months ago 

dont tell me
i dont want to be sad
IN OTHER NEWS! I think one thing I wanna do with my current save (Which is also my first STALKER experience) is when I beat the game, I just wanna see how much stuff I can amass in my base.
AH AH AH
NO
GO
SHOO
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
topic rules

@oblique belfry @blazing maple UGHHHHHHHH fuck ass delivery job
pacific drive?
yeag
Me RN
Peak ass delivery job
I love Uni and Maxwell
I do
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uuVMIh8Vndg MIGHT have to do this thats actually cool as fucking shit
Ok but genuinely, If the newbies chat is for gameplay support, and this is not a space for STALKER, then where do I post my non-support related STALKER chats?
the nose knows
Stalker chat
I require additional pylons (levels) before I can talk there.

Ok thats elite ball knowledge
Starcraft 
MOTHER HELP! I'M BEING ABUSED!
spawn more overlords instead

In the meantime, while you don't have trainee yet, you got to pump your yapp levels up
I'm more of a Zerg guy meself (hasn't played more than ~4 matches)
I have like 1000 hours + in both games
But I do know the memes
im a terran main
Lmao
Is it against the rules to talk to myself?
I love fallout animations
stroke the gorilla
supposed to be a godzilla
but ig both works
I do it all the time

the green.
OK well if the chat is going to be dead, I'll begin the scizo ramblings ritual.
no
I want my levels so I can be in the big boy's chat.
Do you have a good story about dealing with ice or snow? Or involving them
Yes
@hazy panther since you negatively affect Birb Brain's life I am going to deal with you
So
It's a shame I can't game and blame at the same time but I can rhyme if I have time for the thought-crimes that are my mind and if I rewind the gold mine that is our time I might find that I've been blind to the best grind I've had.
How much you are you willing to pay for a Honda Civic 2015?
you can just kinda go talk to people
ok chester bennington calm down

Yeet.
too bad he killed himself
now linkin park kinda sucks
no album since hunting party has been as good

linkin park?
oh you meant him
right yeah no clue
save this image
it's outdated but save it
that arc performance steel is safe to recycle/sell
What did you save
you dont get levels here
good
because i kinda have a feel
I wonder if there is something equivalent to Tarkov Lab
for whats good and not
there is
@oblique belfry i hit my head on my trunk door :(
its the new map, its basically labs
do u hav any ipuprofn
small areas
i got a hedach
n
kidding
What can I do for u
YOU TELLIN ME I'M DROPPIN BARS AND GOING FAR FOR NOTHIG MORE THAN SCRAPS?
entertain me jester
i need wasp drivers :(
Im going to tell you a joke
life
That is basically just the life you are living in right now
sire please
yeah only sdalger related channels give xp
spam some gifs in s2 or ask for modpack 2
I think they disabled xp in stalker 2 ever since they turned off slow mode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im in class
ARC MENTIONED
JOIN US

are trials reset btw
annoying fuck that likes your car
aw fuck
also i have no idea if my fps is on the fritz or its just like this
shits on ultra
hnggg
DONT TELL ME WHAT IT DOES

everytime i get on yall go to sleep

time zone moment
@pallid raft @marsh cargo
The nose is scarrier than the throw though
aussie moment
its not my fault this mf sleeps at 6 am


peam
do i get a flashlight or is it just flares
you can make your own gear later on
you can find flares as loot though
i never used light sources that much
no 
because i just saw everything just fine
i didnt even up my brightness
yet i still saw everything 
with no light
he finally bought it

are you playing on normal diff btw
i tink
hm
i selected pacific drive
specific dive
because iirc normal or hard diff has radiation when you leave your car
it could be hard
i cant quite remember rn
just got crit 5 times in a row

fuck my stupid azu life
oh we playin into the radius now
oh yea
Uh I broke my wrist slipping on ice once

the moment they add clans / factions / groups
we will have 14-16 members

arctopic
the name better be offtopic arc smp

this way there's no clear reference to this server or anything

inside joke moment

"S.T.A.L.K.E.R G.A.M.M.A Discord server general-offtopic channel"
like 10
64 hours
0 
i didnt do shit
is that bober holding a Milwaukee
@oblique belfry
they'll never know
Im thinking about getting it on xbox
sure is 
the only time this worked was with those kidnappers
But then i will meet mbo and he will treat me a like a human of second class
i just threw it nothing is near me
besides that i just throw flares to......things 
props your dropped flare was picked by a kidnapper you left behind
yes ?
more to come
how many hours
wait until the electric bunnies find you 
THEIR FUN
i still dont understand what taco meant
an anomaly
oh
I'm a console peasant too
that birb will find soon
@oblique belfry you can wear it on the curio slot, therefore I upgrade its ranking into "not bad"
you can slap anything into curio slots though
DOGE 
Ngl im thinking about just getting a ps2 rn for the three ace combat games
And you can slap curio stuff anywhere as well
I remember a second Hand shop having one for like 20 bucks
Also I found a new hat
But i would have to wait for CDs 

what i did on my sp save was slap 2 leather belts on my curio slots (i have 2) and 1 more belt on my belt slot
DIMMSDALE
each giving +8 charm slots

oh yeah yeah
Sounds like a bug, reporting 
is minecraft friend slop
its literally what those mod devs said
i love it
everyone loves the ferro
i was like "is this belt good or this item"
even for pvp
and the fucking dumbass moderator was like "not using belt on curio 🥀 l ratio"
because unlike the stitcher and kettle, this shit murders them
ERMMMM
WDYM YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I DID
with the ferro
INVALID OPINION
mf was roof camping
CUTSCENES
seems hard
WOOOOOOOO
dumbass mc mods
i lik ethe bolt action too
Sorry, but unless they now put "Slot: Curio" into the descriptions of every accessory, it's a bug
does that slot even exist in base curios mod 
I'm pretty sure it exists solely so that you can put a whoopee cushion there without wasting a slot

this implies that farts arent part of a good build
first run complete

the only con it has is killing your shift key life
i have a few spare switches
Farts are a part of every good build, but now we can fart even stronger
anyways, 1 shotting the propellers off drones is sick
i love ferro
and i see why everyone else does
It is
But fell off fast for me, my new addiction is zero hour
You know what would be cool
Sex
If the spell scrolls would tell me what the fuck are the spells doing
Sex is cool
sex 3
Sex 2 remastered is coming first no?
I'm not asking what is cool I'm asking what would be cool
this i heavily agree with

you just loot a scroll and just see "jetstream" ok what it do
Is literally
I think that came out when trump blew bubba
How even?
Portal the game
idk try it and find out
Fell off the bed of my truck which had been frozen
the only way to find what it does is using the scroll forge
and hovering over the spell tabs
same way I broke my finger last week lmao
it's part of the mystery
haven't you played Nethack?
@zealous depot when you can, press esc, click on your name, and show discriminator
then lmk what it is
Fucking RULES?
(actually I think DCSS is the one that gives random keywords to scrolls)
Fireball doesn't set stuff on fire but Rapid Laser does
Oh look
The people who can cry me a river, with a side of ranch.
"MS" mobile suit?!
Burning dash also doesn't set stuff on fire
Its Zero Hour
I'm 90% sure most fire spells don't set stuff on fire
aightttttt
~~zero hour has mobile suits?!
~~
i still dont know why im setting things i hit on fire
im not even holding a torch on my offhand
cutscene currently
the formidable fire aspect 
no idea tho
My dogs respawned 
does lingango havethat enchant mod
I need to make a cow farm so that I can feed my doggos
sent
infuser ? yes
if you mean the one we had on BA
yay
Ok this fucking campaign is hard
prom
no
we using voice chat taco?
buh
yeag
add me on stem
but with infuser
you can pick (and remove) any enchants you want
aye
can't even tell if the party voip is working
please dont.
yeah just say some shit idk lmao
i have a mute button
true
cool lil place 
we are finding 20 moonshines in relax
im more suprised how well it runs
i was getting like 80 fps in streets
but that was spt
20fps
i hate having an amd gpu while playing tarkov 
80-120fps for me at 4k
(dlss at1440p tho)
with sain + donuts felt alright
120+ fps at 4k native
but I play at 1440p
so like 140+ fps
a
bnuuy
i saw a green woobly circle on the map and i panicked
i thought my time was coming

it just went to the left so we fine
oh that
anomaly storm or whatever it was called
fucks up your car tomfoolery way

or it could just be wind storm
you're making shit up
@oblique belfrykettle sucks
THEY SUCK
what is this disrespect to my boy

my son
these mfs cant aim for shit
and continue to disrespect my son
smh
nah
i think people shit on kettle too much because ferro is just too good in comparison
kettle is pretty good for pvp and killing wasps and hornets
wha hapen
game peak
specific drive?
gulf of mexico driv4e
i dont like the sticher
kill azu
yeah
but if you had to go pvp why go free load out anyway
just go mk one augment
you get access to mechanical components like 4 hours in
me take breakie
What is this
Zero Hour
Cross between milsim seige, and hardcore ready or not
was free on epic and its kinda peam
runs well too
yee it aint bad 
just a vibe walking around, but the fog is fucking ass 
FUCK I SHOT THE HOSTAGE THROUGH THE WALL ON ACCIDENT
watch my journey.....
silent hill
yeah, too bad the sniper still see 
wat
I was killed by a cheater? 
I think the guy who killed you and looted you got banned
And the game recompensates you

it says it right there
yea but it was a free loadout kit
ah the glorious "render fog" or some bullshit that ruins every media ever
nothing important other than a ferro and a heavy fuze
i hate fogs in games because most of the time instead of looking atmospheric its just either a flashbang or a game feature
bark
no
its literally just a fog that rolls in after the rain
ah thought tarkov had that too
nvm then
it goes away after sometime
either killed by cheater or by exploiter
naah its just purely ass
no silent kek shit here

other than the normal lods bullshit
sam i took dark soul clips if u wann see them
that's not fog that's mist. All rain reduces visibilty
no i'm ill
but you know what does work
i just farted fucking mustard gas dude what the fuck
Best song
Fog is a denser, thicker form of mist
i don't recognize the rotoscope, what is it from
welcome goole ai
callisto protocol
for me its fog, mist is the thing floating around the fields when its a summer morning
but we halway across the world so terminology might change a bit
is that the HE'S RENDERED 13 TIMES game
left one is mist for me and right is fog for me
mist is more often accompanied by water like rain or a big lake while fog I often associate just being on its own
usually in the mornings
imagine if golems worked like enderman 
bro dyslexic
your eyes are wrong babygirl
and you're a retard
mobile users:
my computer does not lie to me for a have her atop a cooling pad with blue led fans
yee, anyways its tarkov whgo cares, its bullshit anyways 
i can see the basilisk
fog is associated with the demons
they are coming
i'm on pc
it a me! Temu Cod Ghost Character
Vertical monitor users:
might be a setting in appearance or something
how is that st*lker related you fucking CHUMP
cause mine just makes the pics tiny if i scale the window down
i mean its börka, he eats crayons so dont expect much from him
Who has dayz
A true american patriot 🫡
TRASH
Stoners are wild
wot
I just smoke weed like a normal human
die
im not letting you use another thing i said as ragebait
from now on
ignoring it

doge is too enlightened for ragebait
tralse
falrue
calico representation
@oblique belfry upgrade all your backpacks to netherite tier, then give them all netherite stack upgrades, and also the ability to store other backpacks inside, and then you would witness 1% size of the biggest storage I've seen in vanilla Minecraft
obamna

SODA
Anyways I just upgraded my tiny storage with gold tier stacks and my backpack with iron tier stacks, but I still plan on making a warehouse
https://x.com/Goosetav_G109/status/1992662855217508427 @oblique belfry
😔

projecting more period cramps to you
I love it upgraded to T3, it's quiet and great for dealing with players
old aatrox was better

So go play the new character 

it's actually very good in pvp
accurate, shoots as fast as you can click
just has shit reload time
i like the rattler
I kettled this fool last night.
He had first shot advantage against me and two guns. I only had the kettle
someone killed a bombardier and forgot to loot it
mine
Found the extract camper 
bro that shit aint killin no player easily
i will not deny that
extract camping is literally 400 nades
i have only seen 2 squads use grenades in my entire time playing it
I've only seen one
and random solos using smoke grenades at the elevator to escape
not us oomf
🖕
Good

nah you know what
upgraded my cock too 
now just have hates me
Pretty sure everyone hates him
i hate you
at this point its a secret code or smth
The secret is that Birb HATES us
HE HATES US
HE HATES US
HE HATES US
voices in your head
What Birb sees in his nightmares
Me when I see that mf mosquito that has been annoying me for the past 10 minutes
Someone please take it out of context
why is doge more purple in the screenshot
ah ?
send screenshot im on phone
could be the reason why
left on read 🥀
guess im going to sleep then

hehehehaw
Ok guys, Doge's gone, let's start the PARTY
doge when someone doesnt reply in 7 picoseconds
oh ye lmao
i literally took 2 seconds when u wrote that
where the fuck did u go
in 2 secs
Birb, grab the forbidden beer
Good question
where have i gone
I miss azu

The one that makes you afford a PC after drinking it
Me when the voices
stop rolling
toodles
filthy floor
Bro I asked you to clean it
DOOR BLOCKER
yay or nay, you damn kettle enjoyer
kettle lovers are lame

Use the fucking broom I gave you, it's infused with fae magic
If they didn't get high again, the broom should turn any surface it touches into the cleanest thing possible
That includes YOU, you stinky stinker
bastards
me when kettle
no it isnt
Yes I specifically asked you to clean the floor to get you to touch the broom so that you'd get clean too
as a one hour playtime player, kettle sucks
this is real and true
firerate almost as fast as you click
good accuracy
good ammo
me when i get you ^^
shid reload, shid damage
shid arc
shidded
Minecraft movie if it was good
verdict: absolute shitcan
good damage
no shit sherlock its a light ammo gun they're all bad at arc
have you.. considered shooting the weak points
or people
ok but tell me why i shouldnt just use rattler?
because rattler is dogass
shit recoil, shit damage worse ammo efficiency
slow reload low mag, bad damage,
the damage is ok
Didn't he start playing the game today
ive used it enough
yes
Ah
and hes already shittin on stuff
I can say the same about a 20inch dildo but it doesnt mean im gonna shove it up everyones ass
Opinion ignored
5 hours of rattler gameplay, 6 kills with it, its good enough
💀

but what if you did

you also just shut off the rattler, even though its clearly peak
But will you shove it up yours? 

yeah except i have more playtime
asking the real questions 
doesnt matter, i can still make observations, you obese pigeon
uhhh i think jupiter is ass btw
i played kettle for like 4 runs
this 97 year old brokie spelled pigeon the old fashioned way
and i hated it
all epic guns are mid atm
excluiding hullbreaker
jupiter is legendary
I didn't get my answer 
wdym
what anser
well i never used either of the legendaries so i have no opinoin on them
It's retarded cause you failed to write it right
pɪdʒ(ɪ)n
no its retarded because how does one get the sound pigeon, without the d in the word
stop being scared then idiot
how do you say pterodactyl
you have 1 (one) person to lessen the fear

how does that help?
pigeon still should have a d, i will die on that hill
pterodactyl
pterodactyl just has a silent p
terrordacktill
puh tera dack dal
but pigeon has a d sound, but no d
birb is right
thats weird
youre all wrong
yay yippe!!
WHAT?
Oh I do hope you die on some hill
nah youre retarded
the p is silent


also i thought you had the aphelion
yes
yes
What game
Shoulda given it a smoochie
I think zealot fucking sucks

Dry came and the chat went silent
Bye Charlie
he going to eat those twinks



STOP FUCKIGN STAREING
Helo frens










