#╟❓general-offtopic

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latent hazel
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Do not give them money

untold spear
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fuck tarkov i waited so many years to buy it on steam and finally when it drops on steam i already have the game on their stupid ass fucking launcher

proven escarp
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i gave them money back in 2017 IM SORRY I WAS young and stupid

latent hazel
latent hazel
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Giving them money in 2025 gotta give you like 3 years in prison minimum

latent hazel
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Theres zero reason to pay for steam version

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Unless you do not have the game already

glad parrot
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What's up with Tarkov anyway? How is it bad?

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Genuinely curious because I never played

latent hazel
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Game runs bad, has cheaters, massive time sink

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Every wipe worse than last somehow

forest acorn
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arent there like a shit ton of uhh

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unobtainable achievements now lol

glad parrot
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Ouch okay, that sounds bad already

proven escarp
forest acorn
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buy the game to grind out steam achivements and half of em cant even be gotten

glad parrot
latent hazel
glad parrot
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Does it really take that long to play the game?

proven escarp
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yhea wipe and day 1 streamers be crying no more quests

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i have never made even half of them

latent hazel
obsidian sun
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i assume a wipe is everyone restarts from scratch ?

latent hazel
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Game progress wipes every half year or so with big updates

proven escarp
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best loot is sniped by cheaters

latent hazel
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Game gets stale halfway through a wipe

latent hazel
obsidian sun
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so kinda like seasons

latent hazel
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Theres no reason to play without quests

glad parrot
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Huh

latent hazel
glad parrot
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That sounds dull and boring

obsidian sun
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no

latent hazel
proven escarp
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yes everyone is back at 0 depending on their edition and start fresh the wipe system is suppoust to be removed some day if i remember correctly

latent hazel
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Game would never survive without wipes

obsidian sun
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wait so you get the edition bonuses every wipe ?

proven escarp
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yes because MONEY

latent hazel
obsidian sun
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i thought it was just to get you started

latent hazel
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No lmao no one would buy it then

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Especially for 250

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Or 150

glad parrot
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WHAT?

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That much money??

obsidian sun
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yea 250$

latent hazel
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speedsmirk ....

pliant meteor
worn harness
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so unheard edition has advantage at day 1?

proven escarp
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yhea you pay 250$ best edition btu you keep the extra shite you payed for

glad parrot
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Dude I wouldn't pay that in a LIFETIME for a game edition

proven escarp
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the guns the armor the stash size

latent hazel
glad parrot
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It's literally virtual items

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Like dude

latent hazel
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Only like starter gear gives you an actual advantage

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After you die with it

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Which is very easy

worn harness
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gone?

latent hazel
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It barely gives you anything to win fights with

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Its just mostly qol stuff like bigger stash

obsidian sun
worn harness
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iirc scav runs are also good to use since they have random items on spawn?

proven escarp
latent hazel
glad parrot
latent hazel
proven escarp
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thats why i lsot that fight not the skills the POCKETS

worn harness
obsidian sun
latent hazel
latent hazel
worn harness
glad parrot
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I guess.. I dunno, it sounds sketchy as fuck for me

latent hazel
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Bro wanted to buy tarkov while being clueless as to what it is

latent hazel
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If a player scav shoots you first and you kill him

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You get rep

oak magnet
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not a robot though

worn harness
oak magnet
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if i replace myself with metal, things will feel different and idk if id want that

latent hazel
latent hazel
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Never seen it this dead

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Hardcore wipe was pure unfun dogshit

worn harness
latent hazel
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That had zero reason to exist

worn harness
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hardcore?

glad parrot
olive coral
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yeah

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pve is only fun until you get bored of killing bots

glad parrot
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...what the actual fuck

olive coral
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so in like 20 hours

latent hazel
# worn harness no pve mode?

I didnt wanna play PvE because the game bugged because of its integration with tarkov arena
You need a certain amount of sniper skill to complete a quest
I was very close to that skill level
Tarkov arena and PvE merge happens
My sniper skill gets set to arena level
I lose like 7 sniper levels

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After I did every quest that gives sniper levels

obsidian sun
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cinema

latent hazel
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I would legit need to play multiple afternoons purely trying to level bolt actions

obsidian sun
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+500$ to nikita

latent hazel
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Before I could progress to kappa

worn harness
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bruh

latent hazel
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I wrote to support

glad parrot
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And you lose all that progress after a wipe

latent hazel
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They asked if the issue is fixed

proven escarp
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wait i dont have arena i cant get kappa POGGIES1 KekSkew

latent hazel
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I said no its not

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and they closed the ticket

worn harness
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dogshit
i need to buy pve to play pve mode

latent hazel
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What are u on about

proven escarp
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i tought the arena missions were required

latent hazel
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No?

glad parrot
proven escarp
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because i ahvent played in a while and i remember kappa requiring every quest

latent hazel
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Bsg would literally be stormed

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If arena needed for kappa

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Nikita would have a bounty on his head

proven escarp
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thank god they have some brains left

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i havgent played it aktivly for 3 years now

latent hazel
proven escarp
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i cant type im sorry

latent hazel
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Like I hopped into the game

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Wanted to do a pistol run naked

proven escarp
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oh shit the hardoce uptade

latent hazel
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Wanted to insure it

proven escarp
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refund it @worn harness

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that shit aint worth it anymore

latent hazel
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Almost spent all of my starter money cause they increased insurance costs 100x instead of locking insurance system

worn harness
proven escarp
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dont dont harcore uptade fuck that

latent hazel
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Loaded into raid naked with a pistol and ran out of stamina 50% sooner than I would have when geared last wipe

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Also game had no quests open so zero reason to play it

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And loot was reduced too

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Because...?

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Flea market was locked

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You need 2x amount of items to upgrade hideout

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Like not a single good decision

proven escarp
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tbh i hate flea market REmove it

latent hazel
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Genuinely Tony Snell of wipes

glad parrot
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..it's sounding more like they just want you to stop playing the game

latent hazel
proven escarp
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fuck that shite fuck always running meta shit

latent hazel
latent hazel
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Meta will always exist no matter what

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Meta this wipe is not playing

proven escarp
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flea market addition is shit like safe zones and markets in dayz

latent hazel
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"We did it reddit, we saved tarkov!"

olive coral
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meta is just gonna go from m4 to shitty mp5

latent hazel
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Arc raiders 200k players

olive coral
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everyone is still gonna run the same gun LOL

latent hazel
olive coral
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without flea the game is gonna be too

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whats the word

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time consuming

latent hazel
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Yep

olive coral
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want to upgrade hideout

latent hazel
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Only for no lifers

olive coral
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how about you go search for the drill

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want to do gunsmith

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well fuck you buddy

proven escarp
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shti all ready is a time and life destroyer just remove that shite

latent hazel
latent hazel
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Are you retarded

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?

real aspen
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typical gray name ignored

proven escarp
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either go all the way to the hardcore shit or dont i hate shit that stands on the line and fucks it up for both sides

glad parrot
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I think.. Tarkov sounds like self induced torture and I dunno why anyone would play it

olive coral
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you get kicked in the balls for 3 thousand hours

glad parrot
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How is that FUN

olive coral
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more for some of us

proven escarp
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its literally same as lague

latent hazel
olive coral
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but sometimes you cum

latent hazel
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Also full hardcore = game dead

olive coral
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when you extract with loot

glad parrot
olive coral
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i really fucking hate that that describes it perfectly

latent hazel
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Flea market is purely positive in basically every aspect

obsidian sun
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tbf that works for most games

proven escarp
latent hazel
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It gives casual players a chance to actually kill geared players

olive coral
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you know

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you can just not use it

glad parrot
latent hazel
proven escarp
latent hazel
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Or you could use flea and buy 40 pen ammo

proven escarp
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waht is there to pen in the LEGS

latent hazel
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And one shot headshot anyone

blazing maple
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can you LIBERALS talk about tarkov in the tarkov channel

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you're stinking up the place

latent hazel
latent hazel
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Nerfed*

olive coral
proven escarp
blazing maple
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i was doing it in protest of his ai chatbot addiction

proven escarp
blazing maple
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he'd come in here and stink up the place!

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I was a doomsayer. I knew the future

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I was a warning

glad parrot
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The Tarkov AI slop..

latent hazel
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Also "just leg them" basically worked for like one gun

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Ks23

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And that was genuinely op

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It's always easier to land one headshot

oak magnet
latent hazel
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Head is always visible when someone shoots you

oak magnet
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does make sense

proven escarp
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jsut leg them has worcked since 2017 and shit still works

latent hazel
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Legs not always

olive coral
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mmm

glad parrot
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Just shoot them in the GROIN :3

proven escarp
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fuck the pen calculation fuck the helmets ricochet change just shoot the legs and be done with it

olive coral
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iburpofoen

real aspen
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god this is worse than brainfart

olive coral
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youre the same but gey

real aspen
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everything went downhill after iedy ping

latent hazel
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Just buy sp7 every raid lol

glad parrot
nocturne aurora
real aspen
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damn

proven tundra
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What happens in two days

latent hazel
glad parrot
proven escarp
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because i can see shit that annoying in my opinion and thats that my opinion and i hate leg meta but why re invent the wheel

obsidian sun
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tbf tho why did some retards who never use the server get mad when they got pinged once

latent hazel
glad parrot
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So it's just like

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They're curious y'know?

obsidian sun
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no im talking about the ones reporting and going to dms

proven escarp
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what you said why am i complaining about the meta because i find it annoying that everyone is building laser gun m4's and leg meta is shit too and i hate it but why should i re invent the wheel and try to pen the head with all the chanses it has to fuck up instead of the good old reliable fuick the leg up there aint no armor pure flesh damage and it will kill them so fuck flea fuck meta guns fuck leg meta buut i am not going to re invent the wheel while peapole are flying to get the best loot while strreamers are crying and fan boys are saying just buy pen ammo and shoot the head

latent hazel
glad parrot
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Woa

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Text wall

latent plank
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honestly who even has notification sounds on besides mod staff

latent hazel
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Average flea market disliker

obsidian sun
latent hazel
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Bro spelled people as peapole

latent plank
proven escarp
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well im sorry man english aint my 1st language not even my 2nd so im sorry its not perfect

glad parrot
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@obsidian sun Ping~

latent plank
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its social media pings happen its such a non issue to get worked up about

obsidian sun
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smh my head

proven escarp
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dude has nothing to counter calls me basic denial and goes after my typos but hey im the mental patient

glad parrot
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Psst @obsidian sun!

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Ping :3

pallid sapphire
glad parrot
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See it's funny because he gets a notif~

proven tundra
obsidian sun
glad parrot
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Oh my god

pallid sapphire
glad parrot
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I'm gonna ping both of you just to annoy you >:3

real aspen
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there's a suspicious overlap between gen alpha slang speech and people with limited english proficiency

pallid sapphire
proven tundra
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Doesn't work if I'm already looking at discord
rat_cry

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But thanks for trying

earnest forge
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GabeCube

glad parrot
blazing maple
blazing maple
proven escarp
proven escarp
proven tundra
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Or

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Take your pick

glad parrot
proven tundra
proven escarp
proven tundra
proven tundra
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I got that already

proven escarp
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just lisen to fluffy

glad parrot
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@proven tundra

proven tundra
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Yes

glad parrot
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Ping :3

proven tundra
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Doesn't work

glad parrot
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FUCKK

proven tundra
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I'm already looking at discord

glad parrot
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Close the tab!

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Whu

proven tundra
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I can't I'm busy shitposting

glad parrot
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Rat dad shitposting..

latent plank
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🐀

proven tundra
pallid sapphire
proven escarp
proven tundra
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Ew moldy Ethan strikes again

pallid sapphire
proven escarp
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why is the air spicy?

pallid sapphire
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Thats concrete

proven escarp
celest mauve
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I can’t pass pre college algebra and I have no skills

proven tundra
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I hate algebra so much

proven escarp
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i have 0 idea what even is algebra 😄

proven tundra
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A+B=c

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But hard

celest mauve
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btw I’m 30. Is it over for me

real aspen
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math but pita

proven tundra
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Nah

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It's never too late to develop a skill

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Just gotta find something you enjoy doing

proven escarp
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i didint go to smart pepole school i didint neet to study it me not smart me blue coaalr me welder me eat metal chips

celest mauve
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I use my fingers when I need to add like 12+14 I have to use my fingers

proven tundra
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Yummers

proven escarp
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me clue metal togheter

pallid sapphire
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He turned Orcish

topaz bloom
proven tundra
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I still have no clue what I want to be when I grow up

pallid sapphire
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Red go fastah,Purple go invisible

proven tundra
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And I'm old af

pallid sapphire
celest mauve
topaz bloom
glad parrot
pallid sapphire
celest mauve
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I remember playing San Andrea Multiplayer

proven tundra
pallid sapphire
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Thats Psycho Andreas

topaz bloom
proven tundra
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Okay I need breakfast no more shitposting

topaz bloom
proven escarp
topaz bloom
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but zombie andreas is just stalker x left 4 dead x gta

pallid sapphire
celest mauve
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It was one were their would be maps with huge tracks and slides

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In the skyline

topaz bloom
pallid sapphire
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Du Ober ähhhh Zicke

proven tundra
proven escarp
proven tundra
proven escarp
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cry your self to sleep becaue no one like my blue fish man

proven tundra
proven escarp
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go to fantasy build a RAT ARMY WIN WIN AND KEEP WINNING IN LIFE

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until you meet purpe orc then you cry

glad parrot
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Rat army..

glad parrot
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I can't believe @proven tundra is making an army..

proven tundra
celest mauve
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Thoughts on paperclips?

proven escarp
oak magnet
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i need to make fake piercings out of them and see how id look

chrome ginkgo
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Fucking Dagger gutted them

celest mauve
little depot
proven escarp
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@proven tundra do you got a rat butler to give me i need some one to make and bring me coffee

proven escarp
pliant meteor
snow tree
proven tundra
oak magnet
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banger ass polish track

proven escarp
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i jsut liek the vipe i dont understand polsih at all ;D

oak magnet
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MOJ DOM MUREM PODZIELONY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

oak magnet
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i listened to this song on the last best day ive had this year

proven escarp
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time to hate my self in Exanima

chrome ginkgo
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Chaotic stupid

proven escarp
chrome ginkgo
frank hearth
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minsc my beloved

pallid sapphire
marsh cargo
chrome ginkgo
jolly birch
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Recent Fallout 4 Anniversary update is an absolute garbage
Just like Next-Gen update two years ago
My modpack is destroyed again death

chrome ginkgo
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"He will be an asset, i'm sure"

proven tundra
marsh cargo
jolly birch
proven escarp
marsh cargo
jolly birch
marsh cargo
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Alot say it is good now

jolly birch
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Hm, okay maybe I should check it

marsh cargo
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I have yet to even reinstalled it

chrome ginkgo
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what the fuck

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My blood explodes

marsh cargo
proven escarp
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nap time

worn harness
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kek

small bane
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Working has me like

snow tree
small bane
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Anyone looking for a pet

real aspen
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🪄explode🪄

real aspen
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im eating apple

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with a fork

proven escarp
real aspen
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together with pickled cabbage

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yummy

proven escarp
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would try it

worn harness
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fck it
ill buy standard + pve on tarkov steam

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im gonna use SPT first XD

glad parrot
proven tundra
verbal gate
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my apolocheese

proven tundra
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ARC update

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pog

wide chasm
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i want to cheese you

proven tundra
wide chasm
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🧀

glad parrot
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...I can't tell if that's horny or threatening

real aspen
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yes

wide chasm
real aspen
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god

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damn

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i want more pickled cabbage

proven tundra
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9.4gb chonky update

real aspen
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i could eat a barrel if given the chance

wide chasm
real aspen
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would probably die from salt or vinegar though

real aspen
glad parrot
wide chasm
real aspen
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damn

proven escarp
real aspen
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relatable

wide chasm
glad parrot
wide chasm
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NOT THE HELLO KITTY GIRL

wide chasm
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im not from the US, is the irs like, taxes and stuff

proven escarp
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yes

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neither am i and i cant avoid my cvountrys irs they hit that shit automatically

copper vapor
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so, how's the tarkov shitshow

latent plank
wide chasm
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must be pretty shit if even the joker doesn't wanna evade his taxes

heavy junco
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The IRS doesn't fuck around

real aspen
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man

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im bored

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i studied

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and exercised

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and did stuff in yard

proven escarp
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the irs caught capone

oblique belfry
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its....meh ?

real aspen
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but it's only 1800

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what else do i do

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even made some weird thingy in cad

oblique belfry
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decent on QoL and 80 boolets helps

proven tundra
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hop on ARC
New update

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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tarkov is out on steam

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@frozen void how's the shitshow

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they don't sell the edge of darkness or unheard editions on steam

wide chasm
snow tree
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I can see why

oblique belfry
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never attacked one so cant relate KekSkew

snow tree
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Me neither KekSkew

copper vapor
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wait edge of darkness doesn't exist anymore

snow tree
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I run ferro/anvil and torre

oblique belfry
wide chasm
snow tree
oblique belfry
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🗿

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nvm then

snow tree
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And only gonna get more with perk

copper vapor
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sam told me the perk gives +10 at max rank

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so from 35 to 45

snow tree
copper vapor
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hmm

snow tree
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Basic looting mk1 i have 50

copper vapor
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wait wtf

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it's not out yet

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I got an email from steam saying it's "available"

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but it's just preorder

frank hearth
snow tree
arctic flicker
proven tundra
proven tundra
latent plank
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Im more pumped for active matter in 2026 then tarkov

copper vapor
proven tundra
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event for new map

copper vapor
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close enough

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welcome back, community goals from elite dangerous

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and I still need pickle ricks

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I mean prickly pears

proven tundra
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and done

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dunno what I get for 900 merits

arctic flicker
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free crack

proven tundra
copper vapor
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yea what even are merits

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fuggin live service games with 3 billion different types of currency

proven tundra
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doesn't show anywhere except this screen

frank hearth
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they said you gonna be able to use them later for some type of reward shop

glad parrot
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Microtransactions?

copper vapor
arctic flicker
glad parrot
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People go crazy for customization so..

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I wouldn't be surprised

arctic flicker
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me don't have arc yet, probably not gonna get any of that merit(crack)

glad parrot
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Help @proven tundra!!

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You gotta assist the elderly y'know

copper vapor
glad parrot
copper vapor
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that tracks

glad parrot
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It was already ingame currency hell pfff

obsidian sun
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bring that shit back

glad parrot
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You could earn cosmetics?

glad parrot
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Like with points or something?

obsidian sun
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no

arctic flicker
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challenges

obsidian sun
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like do x challenge
ear cool skin

glad parrot
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Huh

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That kinda sounds pretty cool

obsidian sun
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please tell me it's a bit

glad parrot
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Hm? Most games I play have like

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Buyable stuff

obsidian sun
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it's all ogre

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fashionbros we are fucked

copper vapor
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at least part of the cosmetics can be earned

obsidian sun
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yea but it's a paid game

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it's not f2p

glad parrot
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I mean, Insurgency lets you earn points and you can buy stuff with it

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Buuuut there's like premium sets

heavy junco
# glad parrot That kinda sounds pretty cool

Skins used to be something you'd get from challenges like 1000 kills with the ak47 = golden ak47
Or you'd go to gamebanana and download skins and eventually your game would look like nexon zombies
Did you miss out on this phase of gaming entirely?

glad parrot
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You can only get 'em with money so

glad parrot
copper vapor
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update broke the game for me again

heavy junco
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This was more during the counter strike source and earlier era

copper vapor
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yea

glad parrot
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Ohhh okay

copper vapor
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if you wanted skins on your guns you'd download them off sites and mod your client

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so the skin would only appear on your own game

copper vapor
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I had the Aliens assault rifle replacing the M4A1 in cs

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also the HE grenade was a pepsi can

heavy junco
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I had so many skins in css that my game stopped booting up

fallow viper
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oblique belfry
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most of the modded skins i saw was from cs nexon zombies or crossfire

glad parrot
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Geez.. I've never heard of that before

fringe prawn
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Huh, I remember exploding head models/animations in 1.6 ... And gamebanana viruses...

glad parrot
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You're all fuckin ancient, holy shit

obsidian sun
heavy junco
# copper vapor also the HE grenade was a pepsi can

My game was just straight up
https://youtu.be/HM_jwTqVOjc

have to upload this since so many people probably cant remember who made it - not that it matters anymore. a video that was made in a hurry because i realized i was a counter strike player and we were making practically no counter strike videos for 1 or 2 years. only a few of us were hardcore counter strike players anyway. rushing this in 3-4 da...

▶ Play video
fallow viper
obsidian sun
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write a 500 word apology

little depot
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lemme bait

obsidian sun
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too late

little depot
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fuck u

proven tundra
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why would I want this

obsidian sun
fallow viper
proven tundra
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increased equip/unequip time

obsidian sun
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anyone has that "25 is not that old" meme

glad parrot
heavy junco
fringe prawn
oblique belfry
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CHIP

obsidian sun
little depot
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i was gonna go on a 30 minute argument

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on how thats definitely tarkov

obsidian sun
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already done in stalker chat yesterday

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don't need more of that

little depot
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fuck

wide chasm
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in what chat?

heavy junco
copper vapor
little depot
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yep

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its ober for me

glad parrot
obsidian sun
# wide chasm in what chat?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a series of first-person shooter (FPS) video games developed by the Ukrainian company GSC Game World. The series is known for blending elements of survival horror, open-world exploration, and RPG mechanics. The setting for these games is the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, the area surrounding the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster in 1986, which has been re-imagined as a mysterious and dangerous environment filled with mutants, anomalous phenomena, and powerful artifacts.

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chat

wide chasm
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brilliant

little depot
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brilliant

wide chasm
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can i get a topic here

obsidian sun
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!reddit

solid sundialBOT
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verbal gate
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Iedy pop up here and post another tarkov copypasta, show these folks how its done

wide chasm
heavy junco
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Don't lie to me
You've used site:reddit.com to find fixes for obscure tech issues before

obsidian sun
heavy junco
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But maybe that doesn't count as using reddit

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More like... perusing...

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Perchance.

wide chasm
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and maybe for like, downloading some art or wallpapers or whatever

obsidian sun
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i've used reddit for nefarious illegal activities

arctic flicker
wide chasm
fringe prawn
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TF for are you discussing porn sites? In my GAMMA general?

obsidian sun
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that's legal

verbal gate
wide chasm
obsidian sun
wide chasm
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like the giant horse conch incident of...idk i forgor the date

obsidian sun
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no shortcuts

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all ingredients natural

obsidian sun
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0.5 sec embed fail

wide chasm
verbal gate
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show me a man that hasnt used reddit for porn and I'll show you a liar

heavy junco
timber oxide
fringe prawn
oblique belfry
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???????

glad parrot
fringe prawn
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Oh the horrors reddit had shown me

oblique belfry
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so called "end of support"

verbal gate
wide chasm
marsh cargo
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You know the rules

verbal gate
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we got fucking Mr Hands over here

little depot
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??????

marsh cargo
glad parrot
fringe prawn
copper vapor
wide chasm
wide chasm
proven escarp
wide chasm
verbal gate
glad parrot
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FOSSILS

copper vapor
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finally. also the 3rd pillow for cock level 5

marsh cargo
wide chasm
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i think my first console was the atari 2600 (i was born in 1945)

marsh cargo
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The what 5?

heavy junco
proven tundra
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I just need apricots to make my cock maximum level now

copper vapor
marsh cargo
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I still have my Gameboy color from when I was smol

copper vapor
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don't even know where to get them

marsh cargo
opal star
proven tundra
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There is a tree in Spaceport

proven tundra
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that has guaranteed 3 mushroom spawns

timber oxide
copper vapor
proven escarp
wide chasm
marsh cargo
proven escarp
timber oxide
glad parrot
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OH FUCK YOU, IM 20 YEARS OLD NOW

fringe prawn
heavy junco
verbal gate
opal star
glad parrot
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OH MY GOD

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YOURE ALL ANCIENT FOSSIL FUEL

proven tundra
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@copper vapor inside this trench there's some trees
It's right up against the far wall

marsh cargo
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hmm memory shifting me

heavy junco
wide chasm
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bros are about to turn to oil

copper vapor
glad parrot
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KNOCK KNOCK HELLO AMERICA WANTS TO DRILL FOR OIL

timber oxide
nocturne aurora
verbal gate
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inb4 they read the "I'm just 5 years" part and I get fucking banned again lmao

glad parrot
marsh cargo
wide chasm
marsh cargo
heavy junco
timber oxide
marsh cargo
nocturne aurora
wide chasm
proven escarp
marsh cargo
verbal gate
marsh cargo
wide chasm
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like funkpops for fossils

fringe prawn
# wide chasm did you also collect pogs?

Got my collection from my older brother. Not many ppl collected by my time, but still enough autistic lads that would trade snickers bars for pretty ones. Kept me for 4 solid grades and I still have most of it somewhere I think

wide chasm
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i still remember playing the gta sa splitscreen mode with my buddies on a shitty ps2 lol

proven escarp
heavy junco
marsh cargo
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Also retro

heavy junco
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The playstation 3 came out in 2007

glad parrot
marsh cargo
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Age Wahh

glad parrot
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Why?

wide chasm
timber oxide
fringe prawn
proven escarp
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my ass still goes oh skyrim its a new game ........ 14 years old

heavy junco
nocturne aurora
fringe prawn
marsh cargo
wide chasm
verbal gate
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such a feature rich game

glad parrot
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Literally retirement-offtopic

heavy junco
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I was like
"Why are all the used PS4s so cheap, it's a great modern console"
Then it hit me

timber oxide
proven escarp
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WTF PLAYSTATION 5 IS 5 years old

wide chasm
verbal gate
marsh cargo
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Migu

glad parrot
glad parrot
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You dollar store lookin ahh

wide chasm
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dollar store WHAT?

marsh cargo
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We concluded that
Nirmii is a literal baby

glad parrot
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You HEARD me

wide chasm
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listen here you piece of rancid donkey shit

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im worth at LEAST

glad parrot
wide chasm
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2 dollars

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have some respect

proven escarp
verbal gate
timber oxide
glad parrot
glad parrot
heavy junco
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NO BINGO
IM STILL RELEVANT
I STILL PLAY UHM
COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAME
SUCH AS UHM

verbal gate
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Harvest Moon?

marsh cargo
proven escarp
fringe prawn
glad parrot
wide chasm
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Tf is golf with friends lol?

fringe prawn
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But hey, unification got updated to DE, you can lie that you play it instead, and it just released

wide chasm
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i cant recognize those ancient manuscripts

heavy junco
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I was following the news closely

verbal gate
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oh god I searched up FTL and it turns out its like 13 years by this year

heavy junco
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I still can't believe the tyranids sound like their voice actor is making Mr Bean noises

marsh cargo
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I like vanilla dow more than U or ultimate

proven escarp
wide chasm
fringe prawn
marsh cargo
opal star
fringe prawn
verbal gate
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I think I sunk more time in that game than the time I've been employed ever

fringe prawn
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laughs in moving borders

obsidian sun
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me when the inevitable passage of time

wide chasm
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rabbit with clock meme here

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or bunny

verbal gate
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yeah the PS3 is now retro

wide chasm
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or whatever the fuck that thing is called

timber oxide
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Inevitable passage of time vs coughing baby

heavy junco
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I still have a fat ps3 in my closet

opal star
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This was a gem.

heavy junco
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I used it to play Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots™

verbal gate
heavy junco
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Fuck that's true

copper vapor
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wait isn't that the ps5

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that has no games

verbal gate
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its the predecessor of not having games

wide chasm
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yall still play with consoles?

heavy junco
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None of the playstations after 2 have games

obsidian sun
timber oxide
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Apparently all PS have no games, which is funny when I look at my game shelf

heavy junco
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I still have the dualshock3 that came with it

wide chasm
copper vapor
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went to "the best place to farm mushrooms"
found zero mushrooms

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doge still needs to give me his streamer luck

glad parrot
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It's kinda insane actually

heavy junco
obsidian sun
glad parrot
fringe prawn
# proven escarp

Figthing the urge to post Fallout 1 and Diablo 1 to be competitively old

verbal gate
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I still occasionally boot up ye ol PS1 so I can play Ace Combat 2

glad parrot
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It looks like it belongs in a jet

wide chasm
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damn

proven escarp
wide chasm
glad parrot
verbal gate
wide chasm
opal star
timber oxide
heavy junco
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I have an unopened copy of planescape torment somewhere around here

obsidian sun
verbal gate
# opal star '95.

talking about the second one since I like that its more arcadey than later titles

timber oxide
obsidian sun
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nvm

opal star
copper vapor
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if you don't get this reference you got no right in attempting to flex your old age

copper vapor
#

GHOST NAPPA

marsh cargo
#

Ace combat 1 to 3 tldr
Point Farming the game

verbal gate
heavy junco
verbal gate
marsh cargo
proven escarp
opal star
small bane
heavy junco
small bane
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At least my parents tried to stop me speedsmirk

copper vapor
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primal I think

heavy junco
#

Fuck
I was gonna say if it's crystal I'm gonna grief you when the december drip update drops

copper vapor
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there's datacenter travel now

proven escarp
copper vapor
#

I think..

heavy junco
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I can't wait to put all sorts of funny hats on my sage
It's gonna go crazy

copper vapor
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I doubt you'll do any worse than some shit I"ve seen

marsh cargo
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I also kinda want to resub for the glam update

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But I also prob going to have to buy snoretrail

heavy junco
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I was so mad that the samurai drip got locked to dark knight

proven escarp
copper vapor
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and ofc
they're both mentors

small bane
proven escarp
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Fucker was MMO player at one point NoMercyKekSkew

heavy junco
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My irl friend grinds diablo 4 with her dad

timber oxide
verbal gate
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Unbelievable lmao

small bane
topaz bloom
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Gta san LMAO

blazing jackal
timber oxide
proven escarp
glad parrot
copper vapor
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lagger

topaz bloom
timber oxide
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Lager? I barely know her

untold spear
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i gotta ask man

heavy junco
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Rate my gaming pc

glad parrot
marsh cargo
timber oxide
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That's a visitor for sure

untold spear
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do you guys ever feel like losers? genuine question not a nitpick

timber oxide
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No

blazing jackal
proven escarp
blazing jackal
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so yep, sometimes

copper vapor
heavy junco
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Me as a mentor
Me not as a mentor as well

glad parrot
proven escarp
timber oxide
carmine laurel
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hey hey people Shiyon here

proven escarp
blazing jackal
glad parrot
copper vapor
carmine laurel
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Oh, no one of importance here

midnight flame
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900+ speed and 1000+ power and she gives me 1 Star wit spark and 2 spark Front runner spark, thanks

proven escarp
timber oxide
blazing jackal
topaz bloom
carmine laurel
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Wait, Mbo ambushed me

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And theres a pyrson too

verbal gate
carmine laurel
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I see offtopic is greyname infested today

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how do you people survive

copper vapor
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has been since iedy pinged everyone

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wioth a dumbass tarkov copypasta

midnight flame
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I'm hungry

carmine laurel
verbal gate
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I sent a dumbass message and got banned, so now I'm back to gray instead of being atleast a white name

proven escarp
carmine laurel
copper vapor
midnight flame
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Because when i sended a dumbass message i got muted not banned

glad parrot
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Chrono got ACCOUNT banned

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Like deleted

carmine laurel
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well it was nice mingling with the masses, I just wanted to say that its fucking raining and still 30°C

proven escarp
verbal gate
#

aint like I contribute much with any account lmao

carmine laurel