╟❓general-offtopic

[nocturne aurora]

but tiktok insta and dumb challenges they are pros in it

[pallid sapphire]

HOW HARD CAN I SHOOT A BALL AT THAT WINDSHIEEEELD

[nocturne aurora]

puttin coins on the Rail is one thing, putting stones street poles trash Bikes is another lvl

[pallid sapphire]

Making selfies on train tracks

Peak

[nocturne aurora]

hmmm sitting on the platform legs over the lege yep fast way to get under my weels

[pallid sapphire]

I hate those turds that throw stuff from bridges on the Autobahn

[nocturne aurora]

1A Hurensöhne

[celest bluff]

!spreadsheet

[solid sundial]

@celest bluff Follow this: #╭📖faq message

[glad parrot]

It's weird how that's become a common thing lately..

[noble basin]

#🤖bot-commands

[noble basin]

Littering should be a crime

[nocturne aurora]

it is but not enforced

[glad parrot]

It's "enforced" when Ordnungsamt sees you do it :3

[nocturne aurora]

Ordnungsamt will do shit until called

[noble basin]

Which sucks, just look at the state of the streets, its awfull, people who dont clean up after themselves make me sick

[glad parrot]

"enforced" :3

[noble basin]

Lazy mf'ers

[nocturne aurora]

NEVER VISIT INDIA

[pallid sapphire]

Nah fam,il tell them daily

Im friends with them xD

[nocturne aurora]

ey wehe du wirst zum Anzeigen Hauptmeister oder wie der hs sich nennt

[noble basin]

I would end my subscription to life if i ever end up over there

[pallid sapphire]

Da darf ich ja wohl Anzeige machen

Scheiß Ratten

Hurensöhne

[nocturne aurora]

jap oder n Luftgewehr nehmen je nachdem

[pallid sapphire]

Wohn da nich

[nocturne aurora]

fuck

[pallid sapphire]

Luftgewehr kein Erlaubnis für

Für die Flinte auch nich

Is vorhanden aber darf nich

[proven tundra]

[nocturne aurora]

was du nicht darfst und womit man dich erwischt sind immer noch 2 unterschiedliche dinge ne

the thing witch grinds my gears is when passengers leave the train trashed, like coffe cups, paper bags of Bakerys etc bro the Trashcan is literly beside you

[glad parrot]

I scolded someone for it and he literally turned to me and said "They got people who clean that up"

The fucking audacity.

[nocturne aurora]

yeah in the night, id literly told my conductor to write Tickets for this iirc 60€ for this stuff

[pallid sapphire]

I would call him a littering lazy fuck

[glad parrot]

Yeah.. doesn't really matter, those types of people just don't give a fuck

[nocturne aurora]

funny is when you find a phone and the lazy dumbass tells you yeah you can bring it to my home its your,, duty´´

[pallid sapphire]

Unless you tell them their mother failed them

Then they get angry

[pallid sapphire]

Nah police station or pick it up

Simple

[nocturne aurora]

nah they arent that smart

mommy pays for a new phone

[pallid sapphire]

Like i care

I brin it to the station and thats it

[glad parrot]

Muhehehe :3

[nocturne aurora]

best i had was an dude like you Laf that forgot his work phone and grabbed it at my shift end, dude was happy gave me 150€ tip and nearly cryed

Dr. Arbeit war aufm handy

[pallid sapphire]

[nocturne aurora]

abgabe nächster tag punkt 0900

[hexed kernel]

insurgency :3

[hexed stag]

Insurgency Sandstorm

[uneven sapphire]

Microwave

[glad parrot]

I'm being an insurgent in Insurgency :3

[hexed kernel]

killing members of the government? so based

[glad parrot]

Never been a big fan of the government >:3

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank watching ep 9

[hexed kernel]

right... that's what nvgs are for

i forgor

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

MP5 :3

[static axle]

[latent hazel]

Grown man in his twenties typing this

[glad parrot]

Yeah sure pff

[latent hazel]

Index fingers fully extended typing out emoticons while looking at the keyboard

[plain abyss]

Get back in #🎪bruh-fart

[glad parrot]

That cursed place..

[plain abyss]

He is from there

[glad parrot]

No way, one of the goon den dwellers breached containment!

[hexed stag]

That would be Iedy from the https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/931627162124050442

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

I thought he dwells in that channel too?

The mystery deepens..

[hexed stag]

48k

[glad parrot]

Holy smokes

No wonder he posts Tarkov fanfiction in here..

[timber oxide]

Tarkov fanfiction is what keeps offtopic alive

Because whenever he posts it

Everyone wakes up

Just to show their disapproval

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

We should bonk Iedy with a pipe

[quiet abyss]

ogryn kinda feels boring in darktide imo

too slow

[static axle]

50/50 it will either fix him or break him more

[green granite]

Mp5SD

[quiet abyss]

not enough movement

im too ADHD

this shit just feels lethargic

[hexed stag]

worth a shot

[static axle]

it ratsu

[proven tundra]

They've stolen my crown

I must

Raid

[glad parrot]

A lot of cool guns in this game :3

And some weird ones as well

They added a bunch of modern guns

And they look so WEIRD

[hexed stag]

Which ones?

[green granite]

they added something that should not appear

but ig Im kinda glad it appear?

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/1986540552876355994

The Game Awards (@geoffkeighley)

Grand Theft Auto VI has another release date delay.

The game is now scheduled for release on November 19, 2026.

X · Nov 6, 2025, 9:05 PM

[hexed kernel]

like this one

[oblique belfry]

who would've guessed

wow

so shocking

im dying

[glad parrot]

Yeah, that! And this WMC thing

[oblique belfry]

[glad parrot]

It looks kinda ugly

[hexed kernel]

i hate modern guns

they all look so bad

motherfuckers figured out the meta and now just copy the same style over and over

no creativity whatsoever

[glad parrot]

I dunno, they look kinda dull

[hexed stag]

It's a "meta" for a reason

[glad parrot]

Like I see this thing and SNOOOOOZE

[hexed kernel]

the reason being that military people are all fucking retarded of course

[timber oxide]

Good

[timber oxide]

And I hate you

[hexed kernel]

🥀

[hexed stag]

What do you like, then?

[green granite]

that's SIG MCX Spear LT I think

[hexed kernel]

world renowned gun expert has logged in

[green granite]

no no that'd be Prime

Im jusst more into military shits

[glad parrot]

I'm usin this REALLY mean lookin AK right now!

It just looks so aggressive

[hexed stag]

AK but Western
Congrats

[glad parrot]

I guess so!

Kinda clueless on guns, I just read the names from the descriptions

[green granite]

Alfa AK

[glad parrot]

I just know like 4

[green granite]

I think it's just called Zenitco AK irl

cuz all of those are Zenitco stuff

[glad parrot]

Huh! Pretty cool

I didn't know the West made those parts, to be honest

[green granite]

no the East made it

unless im understanding something wrong here

[glad parrot]

Hä? But Wind just said it's a Western AK

[green granite]

no it's Spetnas AK

Zenitco is only made by Russian

[static axle]

13 levels remaining for vector

[glad parrot]

Ohhh

That's pretty fucking cool actually

(what's Spetnas again)

[green granite]

cushion name for all Russian special forces

[glad parrot]

Wow.. big boy gun!

I guess it makes sense that it looks so aggressive then

[green granite]

I mean Alfa or Alpha is one of the Russian special force unit

which themselves is Spetnaz

hence the name for the AK

[glad parrot]

Wait so

There's special forces who're called Spetnas but they're also called Alpha?

[green granite]

Spetnas is the general name for every special forces

Alfa is a unit of Spetnas

Spetnas literally means Special Force

like how US Marine Raider is a Special Operation Command

Alfa or OMOH are Special Operation (which translated into Russian is Spetnas)

[timber oxide]

That is not AK-Alfa

AK-Alfa looks like someone took a SCAR and gave it an AK mag

[green granite]

there are 2 AK Alfa

one is just AKM made for Alpha team

like modified for Alpha team

one is literally just AK Alfa

the west tends to call it AK Alpha for the AKM since the main user is Spetnaz

but it's just called Zenitco AK

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

No, there are not

[glad parrot]

..this is a bit of a clusterfuck, huh?

[timber oxide]

There is one AK-Alfa

[glad parrot]

So many names

[green granite]

actually scratch that

https://meridiandefensecorp.com/project-alpha-ak-47

it's just this one

[timber oxide]

Yeah and I was about to say that

[green granite]

but I mean if you think about it

[timber oxide]

And as I said, AK-Alfa looks like a SCAR with an AK mag

And it's probably my favorite 7.62 gun in [Redacted Modpack]

[green granite]

I prefer the AMB

ir AM

it might be just the similar thing

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go to sweden and eat some meatballs

[green granite]

IKEA\

[glad parrot]

That's got so many accessories on it

All that's missing are some stickers and mini figurine :3

[timber oxide]

I haven't seen a single IKEA in GenZero yet and I expected it to be the same as Żabka in Poland

[proven tundra]

I'm gonna go to dairy queen and eat some ice cream

[green granite]

go find the Semla

[quiet abyss]

i fucking hate this chainsword mark

[quiet abyss]

the other one is better

i hate this retarded ass chainsword, ah yes, allow me to make all attacks strikedowns

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

just learn the combos

[quiet abyss]

no its this mark

its the mark 4 or whatever

[hexed kernel]

just switch the mark then

[quiet abyss]

its worse than the other, the other one has better combos overall

[quiet abyss]

oh why didnt i think of that?

I CANT

i dont have the mastery on it

[hexed kernel]

just level it up thennnnnnnnn

[quiet abyss]

i used the other one on veteran

ages ago

[thick plover]

The Balkan pothole that if you fall into, it takes you to China

[quiet abyss]

what the fuck do you think im doing

XD

im playing with it, so i can use the other one

[thick plover]

@upbeat verge look at this shit

[pure compass]

bullshit, I can see the bottom.

[proven tundra]

Shitposting on discord instead of leveling

[thick plover]

Its actually deeper in person

You can fit half a car tire into it

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

[hexed kernel]

famous eastern european roads

[upbeat verge]

you drive over that in your car you wont have car left

[thick plover]

You will have, car right

[upbeat verge]

jebem ti

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

ok gn fellas

[thick plover]

Gn

[upbeat verge]

@proven tundra took me from 6 to 11 to edit my video

damn

[proven tundra]

Hard work will build character

Good job lad

[upbeat verge]

i hope

turned out decent-ish

[quiet abyss]

shut up rodent

i will get the glue traps

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/barking-cat-aw-aw-aw-cat-cat-barking-silly-cat-gif-6056689361578667697

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

also the people who diss on the chain weapons are dumb, as much as i dislike mark iv, the eviscerators are gas

the chainsword is ok

[marsh cargo]

evis are outdated

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[zealous depot]

[steel shadow]

if you dont think for the next 24h mfs gonna be coming here saying gta6 got cancelled over and over again youre lying to yourself

[pallid raft]

gta6 cancelled >:( rockstar L

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

vector is lvl 29

@oblique belfry

[green granite]

wait

I thought it's always November

[steel shadow]

it was march 2026

(no one believed it)

[proven tundra]

[pliant meteor]

[green granite]

Pyrson is sussy baka

[hexed kernel]

hey guys did you know that rockstar delayed grand vehicular stealing until november 19 2026

devastating news

[green granite]

oh my god bruh what the hell man

get yo ass out of here

who invited this guy

[proven tundra]

[turbid shuttle]

Highest quality Balkan road

[green granite]

ugh

[hexed kernel]

tonk :3

[green granite]

36mm pen APCR is painful

[opal star]

Holy shit. Midway has LEMATS.

9 shot .44 with a 20g shotgun under barrel.

[olive coral]

50 cal has almost as much pen

[green granite]

St Chamond

yeh holy

French is horrid at 1.0

this is not fun at all

[hexed kernel]

isn't it noticeably more armored than any of the other tonks of the same tier

[green granite]

I think it is somehow more armored and more armed than any other tonks at the same tier

[little depot]

yeah but its fr*nch

[green granite]

look

im just trying something funny

and not China

[little depot]

china kinda sucks

[green granite]

that actually kinda comforts me knowing the fact that I am not playing Italy

[oblique belfry]

also while laying down i just noticed smth

my right eye shows colors slightly brighter then my left eye

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

light in general not just color

[hexed kernel]

that's normal

[oblique belfry]

it is ?

[hexed kernel]

in fact that is why 3d glasses are half blue and half red

[oblique belfry]

oohh

oh god not again

[blazing maple]

gun

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/9wQnO-Katws

[hexed kernel]

a weapon

[hexed kernel]

ngl i know of femtanyl only because of the artwork

the music itself is not for me

[little depot]

wdym you dont like the screams of the damned blasting at -120dB

[turbid shuttle]

I want a C500 now

I wouldnt have a proper use for it, and they are expensive as all hell. So it won't happen but I want one.

[opal star]

@static axle @cunning reef

[green granite]

@little depot BLYATTT

TRAKTORRRRRRR

[little depot]

Hi cuppet

[remote sorrel]

Is looking at fire causing stutter to anyone else? The game feels so smooth except for that.

[opal star]

Expensive?

[turbid shuttle]

New ones can cost up to 700 grand

Keyword, can

Still expensive regardless

[zealous depot]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat wrong channel

[opal star]

No one buys new c500's. Price is also extremely dependent on configuration. They're usually less expensive than a used long hauler volvo.

They're also fucking horrible in maintenance. Has way more risk than a heavy duty.

[turbid shuttle]

I said can. But I don't feel like dropping money on something like that. I literally have no valid reason to buy one

[static axle]

lor have mercy

[opal star]

Shit, even in forestry we don't buy them. They're awful. 😂

[turbid shuttle]

If I'm buying a semi, its an older W900

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[opal star]

Why.

[turbid shuttle]

I like em.

Or an old Volvo

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/harvey-specter-suits-suits-tv-suits-usa-gif-1422710334995465471

[opal star]

Right? Was fucking delicious.

[turbid shuttle]

Hey! They look good.

Mid 90's W900L

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[zealous depot]

Oh yeah you didn't know?

[oblique belfry]

no

[zealous depot]

Yeah it was a thing

You can play it with mods

[oblique belfry]

huh

but why was it deleted

[zealous depot]

Ubi went 'yoink' when the license for it was up

[oblique belfry]

you're kiddin

[zealous depot]

Nope

[oblique belfry]

jesus fucking christ

was it a paid dlc

[zealous depot]

They did the same exact shit to the demogorgon in dbd

[zealous depot]

yes

[oblique belfry]

b r u h

no wonder stopkillinggames are trying their best

thats such a bullshit move

and ofc its ubi that does it

who else would be that fucked up

[zealous depot]

For some reason though there seems to be a VERY HEAVY issue with stranger things licensing

Cause even dead by daylight had to remove the demogorgon for a bit

[oblique belfry]

netflix moment

[zealous depot]

The walking fleshlight eventually returned to dbd tho

[oblique belfry]

you know shit is even more fucked up when a giga corpo is copyrighting another giga corpo

[zealous depot]

Sucks that far cry as far as I could tell was terrible

[oblique belfry]

yeah

too mid

to the point it made fc5 look amazing

[zealous depot]

Man I don't even remember what far cry is what anymore

It all blends together

[opal star]

Just remember by location.

That's all that really seperates them.

[frank hearth]

[opal star]

Oh, and also main villians.

[zealous depot]

5 was uhhhh

Werid God prophet wackjob?

[zealous depot]

So was i right

Or was i right

[opal star]

That's the real joseph seed. Yes.

[zealous depot]

And then new dawn was uhhh

Whatever the fuck new dawn was. Hispanic twins or some shit idk

[quiet abyss]

Wait wait wait you turkish bastard, fc5 was good

Better than 4 for sure

[oblique belfry]

not better then 3

[quiet abyss]

No shit, dick for brains

Literally one of the best stories ive played through

[oblique belfry]

fc4 was just fc3 2

[quiet abyss]

Except shittier

[zealous depot]

Was 3 better than 2

[oblique belfry]

with kanye reference

[quiet abyss]

Story was mid in fc4

Ah yes, mans mom died, gets caught up in war, whatever and kills pink suit man

Or doesnt

And then becomes friends with pink suit man

[zealous depot]

Only thing I remember of 3 is

Hot tattoo lady

[quiet abyss]

Like wow, such story

[quiet abyss]

I remember his story, and descent into madness more than i remember anything of fc4

Also vaas

[opal star]

3 was mediocre. Lmao.

[quiet abyss]

Already head and shoulders above 4

[quiet abyss]

Me when i lie

[opal star]

Vaas carried the short run of his span in the game.

[quiet abyss]

That game was gas

Gameplay was good too

Except towers

Fc4 was lame, just generally

Fc5 was amazing for fc franchise, thats just fact

[opal star]

Out of all the far cry's, i had the most fun in 5. Stories can only do so much.

[quiet abyss]

Sure, but i liked fc3 gameplay

[oblique belfry]

storywise fc3

[quiet abyss]

So it was ok

[oblique belfry]

gameplay wise fc5

[quiet abyss]

Fc5 is also better all round

Good enough story, good mechanics

Fun gameplay

[turbid shuttle]

Is that who I think it is?

[opal star]

But, Far cry 5 looked nothing like Montana. Ubisoft also reused 4's map for primal.

[hexed kernel]

me and who :3

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry5-joseph-seed-talk-gif-12258131

[quiet abyss]

Its funny because primal was better than fc4

[opal star]

Definitely.

4 was a weird mess of a game.

[quiet abyss]

How did ooga booga beat fc4? No idea

[oblique belfry]

but it had kanye

[quiet abyss]

Nazi man

Idc

[opal star]

The best part about 4 was hurk.

[quiet abyss]

And then fc5 had him for more of it, so it was clearly better than 4

Best part of fc3 was vaas, then the german dude, THEN the cia guy ig idk

[opal star]

One of the islands kind of sucked. Not sure if it was the first or the second.

[quiet abyss]

Anyone who disses the German guy who was there for like 5% of the game

[oblique belfry]

2nd probably

[quiet abyss]

I hate people who hate german guy

Anyways second island was mid

First was good

[opal star]

https://downloads.fcmodding.com/fc3/rakyat-mod/ This made 3 so much better.

[oblique belfry]

never used mods

[opal star]

The same people also made 6 into a better game.

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

Well thats an impossible task

Its a dumpster fire

[opal star]

It was pretty good with the libertad mod. You could also get all the paid cosmetics and weapons.

Could tweak a lot of shit.

[static axle]

ohno, how tragic

🤯

[oblique belfry]

hey i didnt know it existed

dont get all sarcastic with me

[opal star]

With a buddy though, any far cry game becomes infinitely better.

[static axle]

neither did i

but it a shit game and shit show

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

only good thing about fc6 is the main villain

[oblique belfry]

and thats because its giancarlo

[static axle]

and the wiener dog with wheels

[quiet abyss]

Gus fring

[static axle]

those 2

[quiet abyss]

Croc too

[opal star]

I remember playing the game with a friend and we finished the game in a couple minutes because we didn't leave the prologue island/mission.

6 was great with friends. As was any far cry.

[opal star]

The gator too.

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

idk if i have the energy to 40 this shit

[oblique belfry]

did you unlock the extended mag yet

[static axle]

naah that 40, i unlocked the exte****** mag

[oblique belfry]

ah

[static axle]

hgot 5 round more

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

need 8 more levels for 10 more rounds

[oblique belfry]

free ender chest

[static axle]

pewpew revolver went brrr

[opal star]

Mmm. Combloc.

[oblique belfry]

o

got my first "simply" weapon

[oblique belfry]

HOLY SHIT

i got my favorite "bonk" weapon in this mod

[blazing maple]

she's a baddie for sure

[oblique belfry]

bruh y'all had 1 job

l m a o

streamer luck strikes again

wtf

[flat violet]

What modpack

[oblique belfry]

linggango

[glad parrot]

Bullet sandbags?

[flat violet]

@static axle what about Primal, I've always wanted to try that one

[carmine laurel]

primal is insanely fun

[glad parrot]

Literally me

[hexed kernel]

literally me

[carmine laurel]

the girlfailure pack is here

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/allá-vamos-he-we-go-joker-gif-10644549552268143890

[hexed kernel]

god i wish i were a girl

[oblique belfry]

tl;dr: its a heavy terraria based modpack

with locked progression

and even mods similar to terraria ones like calamity

it IS a kitchen sink modpack though

it has other stuff as well

for example these tech mods

thats why you can just ignore me

cuz most people here despised beyond ascension for its locked progression

[static axle]

i mean its far cry 4 map it was fun

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-calvin-django-leo-django-gif-17233144

[oblique belfry]

[flat violet]

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

[oblique belfry]

oh wait you like locked progression ?

[flat violet]

If it is something like SevTech, yes

[oblique belfry]

no

its like terraria

[flat violet]

[oblique belfry]

for example i cannot use diamond stuff rn

and enchanted stuff

cuz i need to kill the boss for them

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

its not everyones cup of tea

[wet sail]

Compass gang

[oblique belfry]

since i have terrariatism

i like it

[queen wedge]

I love terraria

but I feel like this would be a slog

[oblique belfry]

so far its fun

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[oblique belfry]

still early game though

[queen wedge]

just replay calamity terraria over and over

[oblique belfry]

i did like few months ago

[frank hearth]

https://fixvx.com/RockstarGames/status/1986540361011880167

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 6, 2025, 9:05 PM

[oblique belfry]

♻️

why is everyone so shocked

[queen wedge]

fax

[oblique belfry]

it literally made no sense to release this game on q2

and its rockstar

[static axle]

ohno i have to wait more months to play 30fps gta6 on ps5 pro

[oblique belfry]

they always released their games in q3-q4

[static axle]

ohno

the injustice

[oblique belfry]

"but i want it now" mfs killing themselfs rn

[queen wedge]

Yeah I'm really curious how tf thats gonna go

[oblique belfry]

ignoring the flawed releases that happened

[static axle]

mfs should

[queen wedge]

a normal ps5 has no chance of 60

so

[static axle]

no its 30fps

[queen wedge]

that's already ass

[static axle]

its confirmed i think

[oblique belfry]

it is ?

[queen wedge]

great

love it

and can a 7800xt even get good frames on it?

[oblique belfry]

gonna check out the replies of that tweet

[static axle]

idk i saw something about 30fps

[queen wedge]

tüweet

[static axle]

tbh sounds like console issues

[queen wedge]

deutscher tweet

[oblique belfry]

shut the fuck up cdpr

you have no right saying that bs

[static axle]

tüweet tüweet motherfucker

[queen wedge]

oh yeah witcher 4

[oblique belfry]

??????

[static axle]

naah they making fun of loststar

[queen wedge]

that's gonna be a mess as well

🤣

[left mantle]

They got a point though

[left mantle]

So many rockstar titles we'll never see shit from again

[wet sail]

Inb4 Another GTA-VI delay because Deltarune Chapter 5

[oblique belfry]

every single corpo is trying to slither in

below this tweet

[left mantle]

Good.

[oblique belfry]

including kfc

[left mantle]

KFC is a given

KFC and Wendy's will always be there to drop something fucking unhinged

[queen wedge]

but I'd rather have a delayed and finished gta 6 than a rushed one though

[hexed kernel]

every single time

[wet sail]

Wendy's corporate tweets

[left mantle]

Accurate response.

[hexed kernel]

nobody ever learns anything

[left mantle]

"2 billion and still delays smh"

[oblique belfry]

dude

[static axle]

jesus christ, twitter should be deleted

[oblique belfry]

i still do not get this fucking nationality of this country

[static axle]

world would be a better place

[oblique belfry]

there are actual morons who refuses to buy games if they do not have turkish support

including indies or 1 man dev games

[hexed kernel]

[oblique belfry]

and i wish it was like a 0.1%

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

nono

there is at least 10% of population

who does this

[left mantle]

The issue with this statement is that we've also had too many games which delay and then release like dogshit.

[oblique belfry]

and i dont get them at all

[static axle]

i never keep it on my own language

[left mantle]

It's a dice roll

[static axle]

must be turkish,polish,german thing

[left mantle]

Either it helps or it doesn't

[static axle]

english aint that hard bruh

[oblique belfry]

99% of the time they translate it so wrong that you just stare at the subtitles going

happened so many times

that i just play on english all the time

[left mantle]

Please tell me lamar's subtitles were so fucking wrong

[oblique belfry]

because its the most used language in the world

[oblique belfry]

dunno gta 5 has no turkish language

[left mantle]

That's fucked

[oblique belfry]

i have to patch it

[static axle]

unplayable

[left mantle]

I'd love to see fucking lamar's lines in poorly translated turkish

[oblique belfry]

lemme try to find a vid

[left mantle]

And then the "translation" back to english

Just to see how much was lost

[static axle]

tbh all locationalization should get cucked with shitty translations

[fluid trout]

I think I've seen better pirate language translation than proper localization lmao

[queen wedge]

but in rockstars case, isn't their track record pretty good though?

[left mantle]

I don't care which company is doing it.

[oblique belfry]

ok found a video with sub on em

[left mantle]

It's happened to good companies and to bad ones.

[queen wedge]

okay

[left mantle]

Will the delay help?

Maybe.

I wasn't buying on launch so I don't really care anyway

[queen wedge]

I also don't understand why so many people lose sleep over the game being delayed anyway. Why put so much energy into one upcoming game when there's thousands of other games and shit to do..

[static axle]

i mean rdr2 pc launch was pure ass

[fluid trout]

didnt you know? only triple A exists

[queen wedge]

idk man, personally never cared enough about any upcoming game to that extent

[oblique belfry]

"Ahbab, şu kardeşin size gelse mi ? "
"Hassiktir lan oradan. İşyerinde görüşürüz."
"Ah,oğlum sırf yakışıklıyım diye benden nefret etme."
"O modası geçmiş saç traşını değiştirirsen belki sende sikinin üstüne birkaç orospu takarsın."
"Oh daha iyisi belki tanisha seni arar. O beyinsiz beyin cerrahıyla bir gün sikişmekten vazgeçerse ya da sikiştiği avukatla."
"KARDEEEŞ 🗣️ "

oh my god

its so dogshit

lemme translate

[left mantle]

Now what's the "english" of that

[static axle]

no life outside of twitter and games i would think.

[queen wedge]

yeah seems like it

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-franklin-lamar-roasts-franklin-gif-20079680

[oblique belfry]

before i continue translating

[left mantle]

I know what scene it's tryin to be, but I want to know how butchered the translation is

[static axle]

same shit with losing sleep over patches, removed shit and so on menawhile im just laughing

[oblique belfry]

should i try to use "casual" turkish or just pure translated words for more cursed shit

for example hassiktir means = damn it

but in that sentence it turns into "fuck outta here" if i use casual

[queen wedge]

right, some people need to re-evaluate their priorities

[static axle]

they removed bots from bf6 portal and some people actually got mad at that

[left mantle]

Only time i've felt annoyed at removal of content is destiny 2

where they gutted like half the fucking game

[oblique belfry]

un0 which one

[static axle]

i mean people will lose their shit over the fact that a game releases without pronoun shit or with pronoun shit

[left mantle]

"casual"

[oblique belfry]

ok

[left mantle]

Since that's very much not a professional clip

[fluid trout]

oh yeah didnt they have to use like a youtube video to show content becayse they didnt have it in the game anymore for a lawsuit?

[thin bobcat]

I, personally, couldn't care less if a game gets delayed, I mean, I was still waiting for Dead Island 2 since it's very first trailer, I just stopped playing any random game and I am just waiting for bigger releases or releases in a niche that I care about

[left mantle]

Yes. They deleted a shit ton of their content from the game files.

[thin bobcat]

For one, I don't have time to just play any random game anymore, other than that, I just can't be bothered to try something like Arc Raiders for example

[static axle]

it's like the crew thing, 10 of the players that cant afford new car game got mad that ubisoft closing server did i play crew? yeah like 10 years ago on console and moved on

[left mantle]

tbf the crew thing is a valid concern.

[static axle]

i mean i have games to play but i aint losing sleep over delays maybe its the fact that i simply dont care enough

[proven tundra]

I must raid

[oblique belfry]

"Dude can this brother come in ? "
"Fuck outta here."
"Ah don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful son"
"Maybe if you changed your old fashion haircut you might get few bitches on your dick"
"Better yet maybe tanisha might call if she ever stops fucking that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with"
"BROTHER 🗣️ "

honestly not that bad

the n words turing into "son" or "brother" is funny though

[pure compass]

say it doge

[left mantle]

Honestly?

It could've been worse

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[left mantle]

That's fairly close to the intent

[oblique belfry]

props to this turkish patch makers

[static axle]

i mean kinda but also boohoo, publisher closed server to not bleed out money. welcome to life

[pure compass]

is there no turkish n-word

[oblique belfry]

i still remember the old gta vc turkish patches people made

[left mantle]

And it's not something we should accept.

[oblique belfry]

kurdish

i think

[pure compass]

[left mantle]

Turning off servers? Fine.

[oblique belfry]

cuz whenever you mention kurds they hunt your ass down

[left mantle]

Not giving an alternative?

Not so fine.

[static axle]

so we should start cancelling sony for closing down ps2 servers?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[left mantle]

Also not the same thing but okay

[oblique belfry]

for the 10 people that still use ps2

[hexed kernel]

muahahaha

[static axle]

now was this a dub or sub

[oblique belfry]

sub

lemme find a dub actually

[static axle]

[blazing maple]

oh look all my friends are playing

[static axle]

i mean atleast it was a sub and not some shitty never heard voice actor dub

[left mantle]

Bro which turkish VA have you heard of?

[queen wedge]

Isn't the reason the same

[left mantle]

Yes but that shit is still usable.

[hexed kernel]

there will be carnage

[left mantle]

They literally removed shit from people's libraries

[static axle]

i mean sure and no

my point is just both old and got shutdown

[opal star]

What.

[oblique belfry]

"Bu dostu evine davet etmeyecek misin ? "
"Ya bir siktir git işde görüşecez ya lan"
"Sırf güzelim diye bende nefret etme dostum. Belki o sikko saç kesiminden kurtulursan aletine birkaç sürtük oturtabilirsin."
"Dahada iyisi o beyin cerrahi avukat mı ne onla düzüşmeyi bırakırsa belki Tanisha bile o boklu götünü arayabilir."
"ZENCİİİ 🗣️"

okay

this dub acknowledges the n word

at least in the end

translating...

[thin bobcat]

I am honestly very surprised that the gaming industry even works the way it does

[left mantle]

It's what happens when you take advantage of slow legislation.

[queen wedge]

Mihin sä nyt niitä tarviit

[static axle]

i just buy games, play them and forget them into my library

i have no expectation they will be there in 10 years

[thin bobcat]

That perpetual license stuff for games, meaning that you pay 60€ for a lifetime license basically, just to also have to host the servers

I have no clue how that works

[left mantle]

You get to treat your software as a good

[thin bobcat]

The math ain't mathing

[blazing maple]

go! KILL

OBLITERATE

https://fixvx.com/MonkeyBallTweet/status/1986489792129810891

Super Monkey Tweets (@MonkeyBallTweet)

mr boss is so real for this

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 6, 2025, 5:44 PM

[static axle]

thank god i dont have to use dubs nor locatiolized subs

blessed

[thin bobcat]

I mean, that's another thing, I have not seen a market quite like the gaming market in that regard, many services have a ToS that quite literally spells it out for you that you're receiving access to a lifetime license (lifetime meaning the lifetime of the product) and that they can alter the ToS at any given time without informing you

Just generally wild to see that it worked for this long

[static axle]

idk, in few years people be crying their ancient games wont run on windows 13

[thin bobcat]

I mean, the case clearly states that they only need to offer a EOL (End-Of-Life) plan, not a future plan to support incompatibilities

I think it's a great idea because I am a consumer lmao

[static axle]

just make it launch into main menu good enough

[queen wedge]

höly shit äijä on ammattilainen

[static axle]

im a consumer too but i usually finish game and thats that. if that makes sense

[opal star]

@green granite Pricey MFs.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I gotta be honest, if I ever shut my service down for good, there will be no EOL Plan or anything alike, at maximum I will offer the customer his Database Entries as a simple csv and that's about it

But then again, it's a perpetual license with monthly fees, so it's probably not the best example

[queen wedge]

I like your laid back approach to things, my guy

[left mantle]

Part of the issue is the people with no fucking clue how technology works in a lot of powerful positions so gaming, despite being a large ass market by this point, wasn't taken seriously as early as it should've been. Coupled with the whole fucking video games cause violence shit and you had basically 0 legislation pushed to meet advancements in how the gaming sector operated.

[oblique belfry]

"You are not gonna invite this friend to your home ?"
"Oh fuck off i will already see you at job"
"Dont hate me cuz im beautiful my friend. Maybe if you get rid of that dickhead haircut you might make bitches sit on your tool."
"Better yet maybe tanisha might call your shitty ass if she stops fucking that brain surgeon or lawyer whatever the fuck"
"N- [redacted] 🗣️ "

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

i dont have time to rage in useless twitter about "waaah this game got closed and wont work no more" most of the time in done with video game before its even close to end of life planning

[proven tundra]

LEVEL 2 ROOSTER

[opal star]

Just reloading 5.45x39, seeing if they're worth a shit. Got about 100k more in bags on the way.

[oblique belfry]

@static axle dub translated

[left mantle]

reminds me of the people who drop friendslop in here lmao

[thin bobcat]

At some point it's more about preservation, I kinda get the idea behind it

And it is warranted

For some titles, at least

[static axle]

jesus christ i feel bad for people using dubs and subs

[oblique belfry]

yep

99% of the time they cannot capture the scene's emotion

[queen wedge]

fire shit

[oblique belfry]

and just sound monotone

[marsh cargo]

even amoung my friends we call it friendslop
but we like friendslop it gives us a good reason to talk

[queen wedge]

thats the way you do it

[static axle]

sure i can see that, but personally i dont care, i care so much that i didnt even sign the petition

i didnt sign it like npc's in postal 2

[opal star]

Used to only use Hornady bullets for them, but i got enough clout to 100k minimum order from PPU.

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-ha-haha-gif-5706517

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-copernicus-gif-23145950

[queen wedge]

ngl man, fuckass font

[oblique belfry]

[queen wedge]

[oblique belfry]

wait

i think i already had a mending villager though

[blazing maple]

the goat

[oblique belfry]

i love my tax evading hat

[static axle]

lets say bf1 got shutdown tmrw, would i be bummed out? sure, but i have 6 to play. or lets say borderlands 2 got shutdown? i wouldnt be bummed cause played enough of it to not care. but i wont be losing sleep

[opal star]

Well. Time to buy in bulk.

[static axle]

100 pieces?

[oblique belfry]

yep

[hexed kernel]

this implies that the villagers are racist

[static axle]

lets say minecraft went byebye tmrw, i think i would be kinda sad but i do have vintage story tho

[opal star]

A couple both in MRAD and MOA for personal use, 20-30 for inventory. Street price is like $2700.

[oblique belfry]

thats only you though

[static axle]

i know

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[queen wedge]

Fax, personally I got like 4 games in my rotation that I barely get to play anyway cause I got studies and w*rk lmao

[hexed kernel]

w*rk???

[queen wedge]

oh shit sorry

lemme censor

[static axle]

been jumping between bf6 and spt past few weeks

[static axle]

i mean i have work, i have dog i have enough to worry about also a pc to be able to play pretty much anything

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

[static axle]

so there is a reason why my views are like this. compared to lets say (and this not about you doge) and average jobless twitter gamer joe

[queen wedge]

is bf6 actually good? Comparing to the disaster with the game before. Used to love bf3 and 4

[static axle]

they dont know anything else than playing shit 18 hours a day

[static axle]

im loving it

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-hmm-hmmm-hm-gif-14945513074205587169

[static axle]

it has those good old bf moments that you have in 3/4 etc. but i like 1 the most

[static axle]

you can do shit like this

[queen wedge]

what about the polish, is the performance etc. decent?

[static axle]

im running like 120-140fps 4k high

[queen wedge]

erm, think the vids bugged out

[static axle]

doesnt stutter, some lag when alt tabbing with fullscreen

[static axle]

ah discord doesnt like it again

[opal star]

Nah it's fine. Just your end.

[queen wedge]

okay sounds good

[queen wedge]

fuck

[opal star]

That's a suffocating font.

[static axle]

some hit req issues (havent seen anything myself yet) some balancing issues, challenges are ass but overall i would say 5/7

[queen wedge]

that's what I said, but he didn't listen to me

[opal star]

[static axle]

i mean it is kinda hard to "read"

comic sans for the win

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-reading-lord-of-the-rings-library-gif-364904983449854998

[static axle]

its ♻️ but yeah, liking it alot

dont know if it works for you @queen wedge

[rocky turtle]

tempest rising reference

[static axle]

its av1 with hdr so it might not like hardware accleration on or off

[oblique belfry]

[queen wedge]

This dookie ass discord app is not showing it, but don't worry I am imagining the scene by sound

https://tenor.com/view/inefablejuly-monkey-listening-to-music-lilychouchoucore-gif-7518103551635112873

[static axle]

i've had a car explode and do hollywood flip over me and shit now im just enjoying the bf pro radio that vehicles have

[queen wedge]

hell yeah

[static axle]

check in advanced setting if you have hardware accleration on or off

im pretty sure if its off it wont play the file

[queen wedge]

it would work on the pc

but I'm on the phone

[static axle]

but it also seems like its 50/50 if it works or not for people

[static axle]

makes sense, i have problems with videos too on phone

[frank hearth]

Food

[static axle]

why the fries looking just bland

its just fries

[sour rivet]

mark all as read NOW

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

what even is that on the right plate sturm

[oblique belfry]

are those fried

the fries

they dont look fried

[sour rivet]

those're fries

[static axle]

DO THEY EVEN HAVE SALT

[sour rivet]

this is his plan

hes getting the salt from us

[frank hearth]

no

[static axle]

truee

[sour rivet]

nevermind fucking kill him

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[sour rivet]

no salt no pepper not even KETCHUP

[static axle]

more depressing than your hours in warframe

[queen wedge]

might be the most default looking food

[oblique belfry]

untextured low poly fries

[queen wedge]

looking like low poly food models in some old gta game

[queen wedge]

dammit we're on the same wavelength

[oblique belfry]

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[frank hearth]

im suprised that i havent gotten a reaction to the shot glass yet

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-gif-5387473523077203425

[static axle]

@hexed kernel

[oblique belfry]

wtf

STURM

EXPLAIN

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-dogs-gif-14221969916105575779

[queen wedge]

oh fuck that's clean

[hexed kernel]

wha

[frank hearth]

was visiting my friends in germany last month gifted me that

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

we went to the store where they got it

they had penis ones to

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[frank hearth]

Behold

[static axle]

you showed the nade launcher

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

random drop from a random guy in factory

mans got a wish and as val

[queen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[static axle]

time to get head eyes

[hexed kernel]

kinda wish i got something else cuz i'm never using it

[queen wedge]

I hate but I love tarkov

[static axle]

just hop into factory and go ballistic

[queen wedge]

honestly miss it

but it's like a second fucking job to keep up

[static axle]

i like spt and hate tarkov

[hexed kernel]

alright. one sec

[static axle]

but i gotta suffer 1.0 on live pve

[queen wedge]

oh yeah, spt is the solution to the second-job promblem

https://tenor.com/view/ok-right-you-right-i-know-thats-right-yas-gurl-gif-23655273

[static axle]

hey i like dad gaming

[frank hearth]

i cannot wait for the shit show of 1.0 next week

[static axle]

cant wait for the steam reviews

[proven tundra]

you'd like Arc Raiders then
peak dad game

[static axle]

love the ambient sounds mod, just random guys fighting hella far away or a random heli going somewhere etc

[zealous depot]

Damn i must've missed some Hella lore

[static axle]

i wont

[proven tundra]

I certify it Dad Game ™

[frank hearth]

not much lore to miss friends though it was funny

[static axle]

i just dont like arc

[proven tundra]

Fair, didn't realize you

d tried it

whoops fat finger

[static axle]

i didnt even try it, its one of those game i know i wont like

[zealous depot]

Another one of my friends who is a dad can agree to this

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Does anything even come with 1.0.

[zealous depot]

I have been thinking on buying the game

[frank hearth]

yes the main story quest line among other things

[zealous depot]

Escaping tarkov finally (real) (not clickbait)

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[zealous depot]

When you complete the main story, you actually get conscripted

[proven tundra]

AR is fun to throw 3-4 games at a time in
get some meta progression, level your character and your workshop

just unlocked the second map

night versions of the maps that have higher difficulties

[zealous depot]

The robots be quirky

[opal star]

Well, gray zone got a new update.

[zealous depot]

That's all I know

[static axle]

im not saying its a bad game persay but i just care for it

[proven tundra]

Literally the only extraction game that got me interested

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

I get interested in hun-

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[proven tundra]

I have 2.2 hours today

[zealous depot]

Is that how many hours rat dad got

[proven tundra]

no that's sturm lol

[zealous depot]

STURM

[proven tundra]

I just bought it today

[zealous depot]

Tf

[frank hearth]

game good

[static axle]

i have spt, and gzw to ease that itch

[sour rivet]

bro it came out last week

[static axle]

i got you beat

[zealous depot]

Dann i might actually have to get this game

[proven tundra]

ye I felt like getting a shooter in my life, <redacted> isn't tickling the itch

[opal star]

[proven tundra]

and I'm not a fan of BF/COD/etc

[hexed kernel]

@static axle ok it is pretty fun

[zealous depot]

I have hunt to scratch that itch

But....my god some people in there take IV Adderall

I put my eye in between two floor boards and there's a slug from a auto shotgun being slammed into my nuts

Doesn't help that headshots will insta down you at certain ranges

[static axle]

explosions

https://tenor.com/view/syllabels-apologize-borderlands-mrtorgue-torgue-gif-26797226

[zealous depot]

TORGUE

I can't unsee that now

His pecs are so swollen that his arm clips inside of them

[frank hearth]

why did you have to point that out

i cant unsee this

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Your welcome

And the skin around his shoulder stretches

He's just that sauced

[proven tundra]

One thing I thought was funny
I picked old man face with a buzzcut which is me irl
But the receding hairline cosmetic is locked

Who tf paying for receding hairline

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

anyone here has an amd gpu ?

[sour rivet]

mmyes