╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

iirc they had them for a while

[sour rivet]

im assuming after the time we played

i miss that server

[quiet abyss]

I FUCKING HATE MAULERS

all i have is my shovel and lasgun

theyre not too good on carapace

its kinda shitty when theres 8 maulers

i just love them too much to drop it

[green granite]

We all be watching Doge with a great interest

[oblique belfry]

plin plan plon

[quiet abyss]

the sound my shovel makes when it hits a heretic

[green granite]

Pluh pluh pluh

Pluhpluh pluh

[little depot]

plap plap plap plap

[oblique belfry]

oh my god wall of text jumpscare

it covers half of my screen

[quiet abyss]

[pallid raft]

[oblique belfry]

literally

[sour rivet]

stab

[subtle sage]

Hmmmm

[oblique belfry]

N o .

[sour rivet]

doge

[sour rivet]

we should bring back the prominence 2 server in december

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sour rivet]

1 year anniversary

[oblique belfry]

depends if they manage to release the um what was the update version called

[green granite]

Prominence 2 is stoopid

[oblique belfry]

the latest shit that adds new stuff

forgor

also my bet is now on this modpack cuz im starting to really love it

[sour rivet]

yeah updates tend to add that

[oblique belfry]

and yes. I LOVE THIS TERRARIA MODPACK AND LOCKED PROGRESSION.

[sour rivet]

PROMINENCE SEASON 2

[oblique belfry]

SHUT

[sour rivet]

nayu

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

@sour rivet remember birb

When it is in case of emergency on the train

You must first

R E M O V E T H E C R I P P L E D

[oblique belfry]

this modpack has simply swords

[sour rivet]

👀

how much of YUNG's stuff does it have

[oblique belfry]

only 1

[hexed kernel]

wait you don't meticulously check every single mod a pack has before playing it?

[oblique belfry]

oddly enough

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

no ?

[hexed kernel]

wow

no standards

[oblique belfry]

i just either see a post / video about it

go "Hmm. looks interesting."

[sour rivet]

updated my drivers

holy shit they fixed the right click thing

i had to downgrade to a older version cuz that shit pissed me off

wait..

did it also fix the flickering

rare AMD W?

[oblique belfry]

surely i got an update too

nope

[sour rivet]

yes! you get... A NEW PC!!!

and 500USD

[frail leaf]

💱 500 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 21,057.36 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[oblique belfry]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 AVG SALARY

gimme

[sour rivet]

oof

[pallid raft]

jesus

[oblique belfry]

yum

[sour rivet]

you ate my money...

you ate my money.

[frail leaf]

💱 500 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb: is equal to 27,506.80 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[sour rivet]

YOU ATE MY MONEY!!

[oblique belfry]

i was hungry :c

the cravings kicked in

[pallid raft]

so if someone sent you 500 youd be like

rich for a bit

[oblique belfry]

1 salary

yes

these are all looted / dropped btw

not crafted a backpack still

im a walking mobile base

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry if you ever think about making fun of me for playing gacha games - there's a guy in my friend's server who already has the newly released character maxxed out, with their signature weapon maxxed out, which required them to roll the character 7 times and the weapon also 7 times, which I guaranfuckingtee you they didn't do it with resources you can acquire for free, especially since the character released today

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

It has been

Less than 24 hours

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

[sour rivet]

i like my donqui :)

[timber oxide]

I cannot even imagine how much money they spent on that

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking shit man

sure disposable income but like

what the fuck

[sour rivet]

gambling addiction is real

[timber oxide]

Hold up lemme calculate the rough amount of money you'd have to spend on that

Lemme boot up the game again for that

[timber oxide]

No, that's not gambling addiction

[oblique belfry]

huh

[timber oxide]

That's pure fucking retardation

[sour rivet]

spend the same exact amount so you get a correct number

[oblique belfry]

thats BEYOND addiction

[sour rivet]

gambling.... careerr?

[timber oxide]

Gambling addiction is when you spend money to just get the character / weapon / item, whatever

At the point of you spending money to get 6 extra copies of that thing

You're just a waste of space

[oblique belfry]

hehe

nut

[timber oxide]

See, I don't fucking spend money on this

I think it's stupid

[oblique belfry]

it IS stupid

factual

[sour rivet]

i cant imagine constantly spending money on a gacha

[timber oxide]

I can

[sour rivet]

die for the 5th time

🪄

[timber oxide]

No I won't

I can imagine spending reasonable amounts of money on any game

That includes gacha games and fortnite

That does not include league

[sour rivet]

i spent 200 dollars on destiny 2 when witch queen came out can i kill myself?

[timber oxide]

No

I have a very strict gaming budget

[sour rivet]

actually i dont think i spent that much

[timber oxide]

I try to keep myself within it

Not because I can't afford it

But because I'm a responsible human being

Or at least I try to be

Which is also the reason why I didn't buy you field of battle 6 yet

[timber oxide]

Because that would exceed that budget

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[sour rivet]

i saved my bday money for quite a bit
however my crippling game addiction is terrible

[oblique belfry]

accidentally placed all of my items in the chest

[sour rivet]

spend money on better things first before field of battle

like food

and uh

bills

[timber oxide]

Don't worry

[sour rivet]

i have no idea how expensive those are in poland

[timber oxide]

Gaming budget comes after important things

[timber oxide]

4x cheaper than in US with slightly better minimal wage

[green granite]

I could use someone's Gacha account worth to buy a BRDM 2

[sour rivet]

hey atleast the time i might get it i dont have to deal with the fuckass challenges

toned down

[timber oxide]

Ok I'm doing the math

[sour rivet]

200 supression to 10

[timber oxide]

I will be generous

[green granite]

The only gambling I do is Division 2

[timber oxide]

And say they got one copy

Every 80 rolls

[sour rivet]

oof

[timber oxide]

Which is pretty fucking good

[green granite]

Me when max my time to roll a good weapon drop in Countdown

[timber oxide]

Because soft pity is 90 rolls

You know what, the end result will be insane anyways

I will say every 70 rolls

[sour rivet]

i dont think i ever went that high rolling for what i want in limbus

[timber oxide]

$2400

[sour rivet]

[timber oxide]

Sorry

$2500

And that's me being generous

[sour rivet]

whats you not being generous

[timber oxide]

Now let's say they pay money because they have shit luck

[timber oxide]

So the worst possible gacha luck ever

One copy every 180 rolls

$6300

[sour rivet]

bro

[timber oxide]

You know how much money it is

[oblique belfry]

fucking hell

6300 ??????

[timber oxide]

It's my monthly gaming budget
For 47 months

[oblique belfry]

nah thats actually catastrophics amounts of retardation

[timber oxide]

That is actually

No kidding

[oblique belfry]

actual disability even

[timber oxide]

Enough money

To survive in Poland

For a year

[quiet abyss]

lasgun = fun

i decided

even if recon is better

the infantry one is more fun

[sour rivet]

add them to the server so we can crown the KING OF RETARDS

[timber oxide]

No I won't, they don't deserve it

I will ask them to pay for it

[sour rivet]

MARTYR OF RETARDS?

[timber oxide]

They are no longer retarded

You don't understand

At this level

They are

Beyond

[sour rivet]

they are stone

[timber oxide]

And bear in mind

[green granite]

I still dont get how ppl ate willing to shill live saving for gacha

[little depot]

real

[timber oxide]

They don't do it because they don't want to miss out

They do it to flex

[sour rivet]

flex a life man

[timber oxide]

I mean

I wish

I could spend this much on a game

In 24h

[oblique belfry]

nah birb

forget this

[timber oxide]

And don't go broke in a year

[sour rivet]

oh right that was ALL in a day

[oblique belfry]

they are an actual sperm waste

[timber oxide]

Like

I only found out about it

Because I was like

[oblique belfry]

idc if he is your friend pyrson but goddamn

i feel so fucking sorry for his dad to waste his time on that bed

[green granite]

You know

[timber oxide]

"Oh I wonder what people on this server think about this new update, it was peak in my opinion "
And I checked the channel

And he was flexing

[green granite]

This is the first time Doge saying something that makes a lot of sense

[timber oxide]

And right now

I'm both

and

[sour rivet]

i don think thas the case

[oblique belfry]

thats so fucked up

6300 ?

[timber oxide]

Listen

[oblique belfry]

jesus fucking christ

[timber oxide]

Unless you are

A fucking streamer or content creator and this game is your main source of income and you can get this back in half a day

Don't

[oblique belfry]

EVEN SO

[timber oxide]

No, not even so

[oblique belfry]

6 3 0 0 ? ? ?

[sour rivet]

i remember watching people open a shit ton of lootboxes on advanced warfare

[oblique belfry]

HELLO ?

[timber oxide]

It's your job, you can say it's business expense

Ok, tax deductible

[green granite]

For big streamer with million view

[timber oxide]

You will get it back in half a day

[green granite]

6400 is nothing

[timber oxide]

That's a non issue

But if you're not doing that

Just fucking

Don't

Jesus

Holy shit get a life

And I assure you

He is

NOT

Doing that

[oblique belfry]

...

unbelievable

[quiet abyss]

what are you fucking on about

im so confused

[timber oxide]

Just read from the start it's an adventure

[oblique belfry]

more like a fucked up 4chan story

but its actually real

[quiet abyss]

no

[oblique belfry]

fucking hell

[quiet abyss]

i dont care that much

i just got here

[timber oxide]

It is an adventure

It is

Probably

[oblique belfry]

defo not

[timber oxide]

Better than yesterday's update

[green granite]

Being able to spend even 1000 a day is something that I could never think I can do

[timber oxide]

You don't see it the way I do

[green granite]

Let alone 5000 more

[oblique belfry]

i dont and i find it retarded how one can spend that much on a game

just to flex

[timber oxide]

That's probably more money than you will ever see in your life, I get it

But hey

You know what's worse

Vehicle prices on War Thunder marketplace

[oblique belfry]

buying smth while knowing the price is at least a tiny bit better

in my eyes at least

not much

[timber oxide]

Lemme see how much E-100 goes for now

[oblique belfry]

but like 1% better

[green granite]

Look at the ufo

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah

E-100 is not on the marketplace now

But the price range is

$1500-$2500

You can get an actual car for that

[green granite]

In WT there is no gacha but are you willing to spend like 100 for higher tier premium vic

[timber oxide]

There is gacha

There are gacha events

[sour rivet]

i rather eat my shoe than play WT

[timber oxide]

They are fun, because you spend money you just earn in game on every match

[green granite]

Sucks that a lot of cool vehicles are palwalls

[timber oxide]

And in return you can get something cool

Like I got a low tier swedish tank that doesn't even appear on the tech tree if you don't have it

[timber oxide]

Oh come on it's not that bad

It's better than the other tank game

Or plane game

But not the ship game

Oh my fucking god

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

ye

[timber oxide]

Yeah, you know what

[oblique belfry]

that price plummetted btw

due to cs2 update last week

[timber oxide]

I'd rather spend 6k on a gacha

[timber oxide]

Well my knife still sits at the same price range as it did before

[green granite]

I still like how cs market crashed

[timber oxide]

You know what I like

The fact that the skins needed to eventually trade for the weeb AUG are unreasonably more expensive that their counterparts

Even at the lowest rarity

[green granite]

The AUG akihabara?

[oblique belfry]

cuz you can now use those skins for knives

they used to be around like 5-15 bucks

now they are 50-150

speaking of

lemme check p90 asiimov skin

[green granite]

@oblique belfry didnt they have a system where they cycle 5 different skin and you can own it by paying money to get that skin

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah

terminal

[green granite]

Like a skin can be from like 5 bucks to like 9000 USD

Its ridiculous

[timber oxide]

I wouldn't say the skin market crashed

It's just more interesting now

[oblique belfry]

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD

AAAAAAAAA

[timber oxide]

Get fucked Doge

That's what you get for NOT WAITING

[oblique belfry]

lemme check csfloat

WHADDAHEEAAAALLLWW OOOOMYYHHHGAAWAD

i sold it for 98 bucks

[timber oxide]

You did the most basic rookie mistake

[sour rivet]

doomed

[oblique belfry]

dude i saw prices going low after few days

i waited

[timber oxide]

Not long enough it seems

[oblique belfry]

so i thought "hmm maybe it will be lower"

jesus christ

[timber oxide]

Worst thing that can happen is your profits will be lower but the price to acquire them was still 0

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah just like what i thought

the moment 7 day ban passed

the price skyrocketed

yet again

[timber oxide]

So if you thought about it

Why didn't you wait

[oblique belfry]

oh shit even mp9's too

this shit was 50 bucks

[oblique belfry]

i thought it would go lower

not higher

did not expect this

[timber oxide]

Anyways

[oblique belfry]

l m a o

[timber oxide]

I wanted to play some more GenZero

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile the "good" looking red skins are lower priced now

[timber oxide]

But then I saw the absolute meme of video game spending

And I went on a rant

And now it's time to

But it was worth it

[oblique belfry]

eventful day

for the unemployed

[sour rivet]

yeag

[oblique belfry]

now i got ptsd

from that moron

retard fucker wasting 6300 on gambling

[timber oxide]

I still don't think it's gambling tho

[oblique belfry]

its pure retardation though

[timber oxide]

You gamble at casinos and there's always a (huge) chance you will lose your money

In games, regardless of type, you still get something back

Like opening cases in CS

You do get something back

It's just that

Most of the time

It's of worse value than what you paid

By my definition, it's only gambling if you risk getting nothing in return

Not to mention that very often you don't even need to pay anything and you still get something back

Unlike opening cases...

Unless those are the funny ones

Ok, here's my theory

Dude has an inventory full of dragon lores

[oblique belfry]

doubt

speaking of

[wide chasm]

people actually pay that much for gun skins?

[oblique belfry]

some dragon lores are actually less expensive compared to the amount he spent

[wide chasm]

I knew CS skins had a hefty price but..15k for that shit

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[wide chasm]

Now tell me that isn't the most expensive skin and that there is an even more ridiculously expensive one

[oblique belfry]

karambit blue gem is THE most expensive skin in the game

[wide chasm]

tell me its worth more than 200k

[timber oxide]

Bro why are you so set on thinking he spent 6k

[oblique belfry]

because its so fucking retarded

i cannot stop thinking about it

[timber oxide]

As I said

[timber oxide]

6k is the worst case scenario that is less likely than being spawned in turkey twice in a row

[wide chasm]

So its rare because of rng

[oblique belfry]

yep

[wide chasm]

brilliant

[timber oxide]

In order to actually spend this much money you'd have to get worse luck than I do

That's 2520 rolls assuming you got the guaranteed drop at the last possible roll every time

I don't even know how low are the chances of doing that, I'm not that good at math

[oblique belfry]

just remembered the fucking blue gem ak anomaly opened

9 years ago

[quiet abyss]

i fucking love shooting heretics with the angry red beams

[wide chasm]

have you played cutlic

cultic

fuck

[timber oxide]

There's also a chance they only did 140 rolls, in which case it's highly likely they spent exactly $0

Hell, best case scenario, 14 rolls, $0

[little depot]

I fell off

[timber oxide]

I'm not catching you

[little depot]

Rude

[wide chasm]

did you break your skull yet

[green granite]

HECU?

[opal star]

$8k. Lmao.

[green granite]

BRO WHAT'S WITH BATTLEFIELD 6 KEEPS MAKING ME DOING BATTLE ROYALE SHITS

[quiet abyss]

im never gonna get sick of stopping mutants by jamming a shovel into their nose

like bro youre literally an 800 pound ball of meat that is charging at like 20km/h and i just stopped you on a dime with a gah damn shovel

like what the fuck

i imagine its just me poking their eye with the shovel

thats gotta hurt

[wide chasm]

MY.ASS.IS.HEAVY

[forest acorn]

@little depot hop on chaos zone nightmare

[oblique belfry]

mirmir time

iyi geceler

[little depot]

no

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/little-kitty-kitten-looking-a-phone-wth-huh-confused-gif-9511786994202518313

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

You got games on dat phone?

[chrome ginkgo]

me when I had to update my bios to install a 5800x3d since the board was made for 3rd gen ryzen

[little depot]

Despite all my rage

Im just a rat in a cage

[green granite]

hmm

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-jane-zzz-zenless-gif-9414558200791830743

[frail leaf]

Warned ga3mezha for: Hey buddy, don't talk about animal torture like it's a normal thing to do. Makes people rightfully uncomfortable. Oh, and don't mention piracy. Re-read #📄rules for good measure.
Warning: 1

[sour rivet]

[uneven sapphire]

[wet sail]

Wolp

[feral cove]

Isnt skinning animals considered gore

[sour rivet]

*An exception is made for members who wish to post game or hunting/fishing trip spoils in ⁠╟❓general-offtopic, in such cases the member must spoiler the image and warn others that the contents of the spoiler are graphic.

sounds like somebody didnt read the rules

[pliant meteor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2870420/Mech_Builder/

Steam

Mech Builder

Welcome to Mech Builder- a relaxing puzzle game inspired by Model building(gunpla). You will experience the relaxing process of building a model kit with complete freedom.

Cut out, assemble, paint, and then customize your models! Build mechs, waifus, armors, figures, and so much more.…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

447

▶ Play video

[sour rivet]

@verbal lodge

[zealous depot]

🤓

[sour rivet]

prying those teeth out

[zealous depot]

Nuh uh

[sour rivet]

🍴

theres no plier emoji so this will have to do

[zealous depot]

If you really were commited

You would've made a plier emoji

Smh

[sour rivet]

i got these

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

man fuck you

[zealous depot]

What i do

[sour rivet]

everything

[zealous depot]

Understandable

[pliant meteor]

Theres an official DragonballZ DLC for Minecraft now? Lol.

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[sour rivet]

wasnt you suppose to sleep earlier

[timber oxide]

I only said I go to bed, didn't say anything about sleeping

Had to finish experiencing the story

Now I feel empty

So I go sleep

[left mantle]

Birb is about to run into an elevator after you

In SC

Enjoy the void motherfucker

[restive bear]

When updating bios and you live in an area with frequent blackouts so you gotta pray it don't blackout during the update

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-juan-half-life-horse-black-mesa-gif-8019567789507402711

[sour rivet]

guys

the horse is here

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/HarkTheGhoul/status/1986156657320022261 @proven tundra

HARK THE GHOUL - DEMO OUT NOW! (@HarkTheGhoul)

The best weapon combo is of course the dual wielded rats...

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[turbid shuttle]

nahui

[sour rivet]

corvo if he was fucking crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1435847915003187291/basket_ball-1.mov?ex=690d7513&is=690c2393&hm=9a682438cbf0235b3b49202d1b9dd1d8b860ba655aca40013b37ba52bf8c9e03&

[obsidian sun]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/ENCHAIN/ looks very familiar

Steam

ENCHAIN

You are the Last Deprived, the final corpse to ever rise from the stone depths, dooming all creation to a ceaseless death. This underworld does not welcome you. Unlock the secrets of the crypt, take back life from your fleshless brethren, and fight your own way out of humanity's tomb.

ENCHAIN links hack & slash juggling and frenetic platforming…

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[sour rivet]

i saw iron pineapple play this a couple years ago

shits still not out yet?

[obsidian sun]

no

i was waiting from that one vid

[sour rivet]

last announcment was january 2024

[obsidian sun]

issova

[sour rivet]

from what im reading dude develops in his free time but he got a full-time job

[obsidian sun]

6 hours ago

[obsidian sun]

there is hope still

[static axle]

God damn

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

creatures

[sour rivet]

they are invading

[obsidian sun]

the escaped

[sour rivet]

i saw them surround a raider and leave nothing but bones

[restive bear]

They escaped...from duckov

[pallid sapphire]

Tarkov trying to ride their success

[sour rivet]

practically copying the name smh

duckov should sue

[pallid sapphire]

Doing this out of spite

Im not screenshotting that

[cunning bronze]

You have ultrawide?

[obsidian sun]

out of spite to whom

[fluid trout]

Any turk that can confirm

[sour rivet]

residental turk asleep

[sour rivet]

wort wort

[restive bear]

Finished zenurik

[restive bear]

Wort wort wort

[sour rivet]

how do yu feel

[restive bear]

I feel like

Shit ngl I would've finished this like a year ago if I played a lot of circuit

[sour rivet]

you feel like switching to unariu oOoOooOoo

[restive bear]

Another year-long grind

And I wish I didn't have OCD

I want to put LENSES

On my shit

But I CAN"T remove them forever

[sour rivet]

jus get more

[restive bear]

So my OCD doesn't want me to put lenses if I can't remove them in any way possible

[restive bear]

Yeah but like

[sour rivet]

wouldnt it be the other way around if you have ocd

[restive bear]

I get anxiety

Just thinking about lenses

Like I only have a few unairu lens

I cba to grind like

100+ of them

[sour rivet]

then put them on the items you use the most

[restive bear]

To put it all in my stuff

[restive bear]

The problem is

I use every item

I don't have a favorite

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[sour rivet]

maybe you should give up and become a void angel

[restive bear]

True ngl I'd just be sleeping and sucking off void forever until I'm awake

[sour rivet]

and then a group of kids kill you

[restive bear]

Nah I'mma be out of bounds

In the background

In my void nest

[sour rivet]

void dragon upon thee

[restive bear]

Peacefully sleeping

:)

[verbal lodge]

Give me double of that

Also, ran bros where you at?

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X · Nov 4, 2025, 12:17 PM

[sour rivet]

fox

[little depot]

chat

remind for you to check in on your loved ones and friends

[sour rivet]

they all sleeping

except sam but shes STINKY

[little depot]

My classmate from last year just killed herself

[sour rivet]

oh

why didnt you just lead with that now i feel like shit

[little depot]

I didnt wanna drop a bombshell outta nowhere

youre fine

[snow tree]

Damn...

[proven tundra]

[slim blaze]

Damn, this is me irl

[blazing maple]

hey birb

want some good news

?

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

mayhaps

[blazing maple]

I have tomorrow off

[sour rivet]

thats scary

[blazing maple]

bro I'm gonna get you

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-stab-lets-take-a-look-leon-resident-evil-eyes-gif-18312039097661115308

[sour rivet]

whatchu gonn do

im safe in my lil spot

listening to ultrakill teto covers whilst managin my inventory

[blazing maple]

people reminising about Birb tomorrow after I got him

https://tenor.com/view/they-got-him-ted-ted-show-gif-4342699035732514153

[sour rivet]

still didnt answer me question in dm

[blazing maple]

sry I was outside loving life, touching grass and frolicking with whimsy

[sour rivet]

thats fucked up

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-vr-meme-top-text-me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-14357034327711909465

[sour rivet]

wish i could do that but i physically recoil when i touch a doorknob

[real aspen]

What the fuck is a doorknob

We have DOOR HANDLES like real people

[sour rivet]

I'll put you through a door, you knob

anyway im currently better than sam rn cuz i can craft a lever action

an this thing

[little depot]

jesus fucking christ

[sour rivet]

damage is uh

kinda poor

[little depot]

on of my friends was the first there

he called the ambulance

[blazing maple]

show your playtime

[real aspen]

Is that shitstiny 2?

[blazing maple]

Arc raiders

[sour rivet]

nnnnuh

[real aspen]

Damn

[blazing maple]

go on

[sour rivet]

most of it is lies cuz of leaving it on in the background

up to you to figure out the truth

[real aspen]

166?

[sour rivet]

the truth is

is this arc raider hours

or an entirely different game

sam has that power

and anyone that looks at my profile tbh

[real aspen]

I'm not looking at your stinky profile >:3

[sour rivet]

who the fuck are you

sab wouldnt use a ":3"

ok heres the game (trigger warning)

[little depot]

doesnt even load

can we nuke birb

[real aspen]

So it was shitstinky 2

[little depot]

omfg this new discord feature sucks ass

[sour rivet]

ok heres your fucking hours you stalker

[sour rivet]

what

[blazing maple]

more than double my hours of course you're better than me

STINKY

[sour rivet]

i mean i can see yours on my steam

[blazing maple]

SMELY

SLEEPY

zzzzzz...

[sour rivet]

idot casted the spell on herself

time for ultrakillong

thank you

HOLY SHIT WHAT AN UPGRADE

ez

[sour rivet]

make astarion feel the full concetrated power of the sun

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/meth-drugs-pipe-clouds-dope-gif-4011682

[sour rivet]

As you can see i have not touched the game in 2 years

[opal star]

Oooh, a sequel.

[chrome ginkgo]

The reroll? It's peak

Nice

[green granite]

@little depot

[chrome ginkgo]

I think she wants me

[real aspen]

she's literally a dnd character

[little depot]

hi

[frozen void]

She is not real

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/emotiguy-shadow-happy-emoji-shadow-happy-emotiguy-happy-emotiguy-smile-joe-smile-gif-16583598725000679089

[chrome ginkgo]

I passed the 30 deception check

Phew

[oak magnet]

do you ever wake up

and shit your guts out

[chrome ginkgo]

Welp here I go diving into the dreamland

[snow tree]

Who is Baldur and why does he need three gates

[chrome ginkgo]

LMAO

Opportunity attack mauled him

[pallid sapphire]

Honse

[chrome ginkgo]

PERISH

level 5 spell slot divine smite oneshot

[pallid sapphire]

I have like 6 saves

I still didnt progress further than chapter 1

[snow tree]

I stopped in chapter 3 and got decision paralysis

[frozen void]

One letter can make all the change

[chrome ginkgo]

It took me 110 hours to get a single char through act 1

and that char was 45 hours

BABY

[real aspen]

eat it

[chrome ginkgo]

[pallid sapphire]

Caves

Raves

Waves

[chrome ginkgo]

So anyway I killed her

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[chrome ginkgo]

Damn okay she's on /r/childfree

[real aspen]

damn

i agree with the frog for once

[jagged orchid]

who ever allowed me to get HotDogs Horse shoes and hand grenades made a mistake

[glad parrot]

LOUDENCER?

[chrome ginkgo]

Yippeeeeeee

saved red lady

[real aspen]

cool armor

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah gave her the clothes with +2 dex

Cat's Grace or whatever

Since I gave her ASI to 20 strength natural she can't benefit from most of the Bull's Strength clothes I had

bit of an oopsie

Shoulda gave her a different feat

[supple lotus]

Karlgorl best gorl

[chrome ginkgo]

We about to go off

Is it fair? Not at all

is it funny? Very

although he did half kill Karlach with it

She did fortunately have enough to pass the DC 17 strength check to take half damage

Ah if only that Black Hole spell didn't have a once per short rest limitation

Though it's strong enough even with a level 7 requirement that it'd still be powerful with a once per long rest limitation

Oh sweet a +1 dex ring, that means Karlach has 20 AC now

since she's got +3 Dex for a total of 16 Dex now

[little depot]

god i love laura les

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm about to end these horrors WHOLE career

Time to do the funny

LMFAO

I pushed the one harper with the bow off the cliff with Mobile Flourish

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1435950483910164602/calculus__90_seconds_114A2.mp4?ex=690dd49a&is=690c831a&hm=f1f0c8288b25831d19edb0126f2505215d703ea01a4c217cef151d6832e947a9&

[chrome ginkgo]

Cringe fight

[upbeat verge]

true

[chrome ginkgo]

L bozo

[little depot]

orin crying rn

[timid hollow]

MAY FIRE TAKE THE WORLD

[chrome ginkgo]

Guy took away my ability to control Tav

Didn't matter cause Tav divine smited their dumbass

[real aspen]

made the tiniest fucking cup of coffee

it's like

less than 100ml?

found a tiny moka pot and gave it a shot

came out pretty good but goddamn there's not much to drink

[burnt pumice]

How yall doin

[onyx vigil]

I wonder if superhot 3/4 will ever come out

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[rocky turtle]

[onyx vigil]

Morning sir rat

[burnt pumice]

Im in the hospital i got metal plates screwed into my upper arm bone to fix a fracture

[proven tundra]

Oof

Get well soon!

[burnt pumice]

Thank you ❤️

[proven tundra]

My day is slightly less exciting, I have to get my winter tires put on

[burnt pumice]

It broke august 15th the docs said yesterday lets not wait more and just do surgery on it

[burnt pumice]

Oh man ive had a tradition for over 6 years to change my moms tires but i cant this year i feel bad

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

DIY

[little depot]

funeral next month

[proven tundra]

I let professionals do it
Getting my oil changed at the same time

[proven tundra]

Sorry for your loss

[hexed stag]

finally no more Azu

[little depot]

May she rest in peace

[hexed stag]

"let"
How much does it cost?

[little depot]

not the time wind

[proven tundra]

$20 bucks for tire change

[hexed stag]

ok not very much

[pallid sapphire]

Thats fine

Il do it myself

Takes long but aint costing 100€

Also my car is in for an oil change too

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

RatÖl

RatPetrol too?

[proven tundra]

I'm not a car person
I know how to put a spare on and change headlights

[pallid sapphire]

RatCar

[pallid sapphire]

Thats all you need to know honestly

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

Thats all i know too

Fat fur thing on the other fat thing

(Ma wife)

[proven tundra]

Car

[pallid sapphire]

She knows were moving

She thinks shes going back to the shelter

She wont

Shes a bitch but we love her

Perfect broken car

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

@timid hollow YOUR LIKE GINGERBREAD

Full of shit and moldy

Now im through 2 phases of denial

3rd acceptance

My Sisters Car Carla will probably die 🙁

She had surgery etc yesterday

Well see soon if she makes it

Atm it looks bad

[proven tundra]

Sending positive thoughts to Carla

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733044915428130837/1435882128964587580/okay-am-i-crazy-or-have-the-automatons-gotten-better-v0-nupa57baafzf1.png?ex=690d94f0&is=690c4370&hm=4026043192ad1c3a952819e1958d3db44c24987f4854ed4f4831123641094b6d&

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[proven tundra]

Arc Raiders looks cool

Wished I liked extraction shooters lol

[pallid sapphire]

We dont need more extraction shooters

[little depot]

name one good extraction shooter

[proven tundra]

Arc Raiders

[pallid sapphire]

Escape from Duckov

[little depot]

No

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[little depot]

Friendslop

[proven tundra]

Nah looks fun solo

[proven tundra]

You need friends to play all those games

AR can be played solo

[pallid raft]

nothing nicer than going to the butcher for a burger on break

[proven tundra]

Checkmate atheists

[little depot]

webfishing is kinda

the opposite of friendslop?

you play it to make friends

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

@frozen void why are you on the left

[proven tundra]

Sponsored by Pornhub

Is the guy in the back one of their dad's

[pallid sapphire]

Probably

Why did they even fucking post this

None of them is old enough to hit the age rating

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

Except the one guy maybe

[proven tundra]

He's old enough to raise their average age over 18

[pallid sapphire]

yeah

With the dad in tow even over 60

Still Iedy not explaining his Tshirt

At least he won that peak Headset

[frozen void]

what a cringe fucking pic lmao that guy with teh pornhub shirt jesus christ

p!eww

[muted gyro]

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[frozen void]

Why are women not talking to me :

[pallid sapphire]

[proven tundra]

Women shouldn't be talking to him in the first place cause he's obviously a minor

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-video-games-shocked-shepard-gif-14520165

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

Not Karlach picking up a 1 hp Meenlock and throwing it to its death

[restive bear]

Stupid thing living in my orbiter rent-free

[hexed stag]

Laff

Is Zerstörer 45 good?

[restive bear]

The stupid is doing things

[pallid sapphire]

Its funny little silly shit cube

[hexed stag]

So, not good?

[pallid sapphire]

Never played it

It came after my time with that br

[hexed stag]

Ok

[proven tundra]

Found a picture of my mechanic online

[onyx vigil]

God what an awful fucking day I had

[static axle]

i just noticed something funny

[onyx vigil]

At least I can pick up my 4tb ssd’s

[static axle]

how? is this shit possible

[onyx vigil]

Wtf?

[static axle]

5 positive reviews wit all having over 60 hours

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I had a fucking shitty day

[static axle]

game released few hours ago

[static axle]

aw shucks, atleast ssd's

[onyx vigil]

Thanks mate

[timber oxide]

What game

[static axle]

last caretaker

another game that looked cool on the trailer and came out in ea looking different

[restive bear]

@sour rivet Yo I decided to just put lenses on stuff like archwings/guns and voidrigs since those are like the most forgettable stuff I have

I hope the focus update they're working on let's us remove lens by destroying them

In case my anxiety finds out

And my OCD too

[static axle]

maybe those are curators, or game journalists but all reviews poppin up at 3:00pm. 3:01, 3:02, 3:04 etc

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet look what I found

[timber oxide]

Probably. If you'd actually care to check you'd see that all of those reviewers got the game for free

[static axle]

i saw that but the timing is all wack

[timber oxide]

No the timing is fine

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

unless the devs dummies and gave tester the launch branch hence the hours

[timber oxide]

Unless it's Bethesda, review copies are being sent weeks in advance

[static axle]

i mean usually those are press versions tho

or used to be

[timber oxide]

How did you find my fundraiser

[oblique belfry]

just a lil research is all it took

[timber oxide]

I accept cs cases

[glad parrot]

That's WILD

[timber oxide]

No that's normal

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-coffee-dog-upset-tired-miserable-pancakes-breakfast-morning-coffee-dog-breakfast-gif-10404960598384380057

[oblique belfry]

avg offtopic convo

hi hate

[static axle]

i need to get me some pills

[oblique belfry]

fak you man

[static axle]

bloody fuck you man

[oblique belfry]

you bloody

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-guys-fighting-fuck-you-bloody-bloody-bloody-fuck-you-bloody-you-are-fucking-you-are-fucking-indian-gif-15192140

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-bung-mokhtar-kinabatangan-malaysian-politics-malaysia-politics-gif-12301168

[timber oxide]

Borgir

[noble basin]

I would burgor

[timber oxide]

Bunger

Bamhurger

[oblique belfry]

bamburber

[noble basin]

Bam Margera

[static axle]

jackass

[timber oxide]

🛹

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-falling-skate-board-skate-gif-14370261025123203137

[static axle]

tony hawk pro skater

[oblique belfry]

EVENFLOOOW

[static axle]

playstation 2

[timber oxide]

Peam

[static axle]

childhood

[timber oxide]

Going outside

[static axle]

happiness

[timber oxide]

Bo-
I mean, burgor

[static axle]

hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

[timber oxide]

I can hear it, fuck you

[static axle]

i knew you would hear it

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat

[timber oxide]

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whooper 🗣️

[zealous depot]

I have

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-gif-11018341

[zealous depot]

Awoken

[static axle]

no

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[timber oxide]

Kebob

[static axle]

keborgir

[hexed kernel]

[zealous depot]

[static axle]

why you whipping kebab

you silly rat boy

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[hexed kernel]

to heat it up

[static axle]

but its in kebob machine for that

no need to whip it

[zealous depot]

How many slaps does it take to heat up kebob

[timber oxide]

Yes

[static axle]

less than yo mama

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

A close-up photo of Taco's mom

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2UxolNpTok

found me another binge channel

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/steezuz-gif-6365132724496859544

[hexed kernel]

if not friend why friend shaped

[static axle]

if not sex toy why dildo shaped

[hexed kernel]

[timber oxide]

Hol up

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-until-we-meet-again-goodbye-gif-7594892226715043729

[hexed kernel]

general freaktopic

[fluid trout]

why are yall always this freaky

[timber oxide]

I'm just a gooner and Hate's from finland

[static axle]

yeee

im AI, learning from this chat

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah?

Bully Doge

[fluid trout]

who do you reckon is the least freaky regular in offtopic

[static axle]

@oblique belfry bitch, get work, go to school to learn math

[timber oxide]

Acceptable, but needs more oomph

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

update your pc before it becomes actual potato and plants itself in the ground and grows

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

That's a good one

Stealing it

[oblique belfry]

copyright it