╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

july last year

[oblique belfry]

the key factor is the "rng dialogue"

you need to get

which might either lower or increase the run count

[rocky turtle]

nah im fine

[sour rivet]

that happened back in augest and ended in sep

[oblique belfry]

now time to do the rest of these things

[little depot]

augest

[sour rivet]

ooges

[little depot]

the most aug of them all

[sour rivet]

how much is a resub again

fuck i forgor where to go

shit ass sites

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[little depot]

pffft

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[sour rivet]

Kevin

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

15 dolla

[left mantle]

Oh boy

[oblique belfry]

aram ?

[sour rivet]

man i sure do love watching sam play WoW and then wanting to replay ffxiv afterwards

def connected

[oblique belfry]

Goddamn

[forest acorn]

Omg hii @little depot

[carmine laurel]

yea

[little depot]

hiii

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

[rocky turtle]

no invite

[carmine laurel]

playing on na

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry how many times are they going to be coming next season

[oblique belfry]

for like 2 years now

[forest acorn]

It's after the new Simpsons movie

[sour rivet]

😔

[bitter spire]

Who in here can I call bby

[oblique belfry]

it begins

again

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

this time it was a random boon

i didnt pick the keepsake of hephaestus

1 more

well poseidon is racist

[timid hollow]

splinter cells first episode was good

they even got the og voice actor, at least in german

[sour rivet]

wym first ep?

[oblique belfry]

it got a series ?

[timid hollow]

came out today on netflix

[oblique belfry]

o h

[sour rivet]

the fuck?

[timid hollow]

i was waiting for it since a few months

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

i have heard nothing about this

[oblique belfry]

same

[timid hollow]

seems alright

and its even canon from what ive read

not like blood dragons sam

[sour rivet]

yeah micheal isnt voicing in the eng

[timid hollow]

aww

thats meh

got goosebumps when i heard the og german voice

[sour rivet]

hes voiced by spiderverse kingpin

hm

still would prefer micheal

or maybe blacklist's va

@copper vapor heres a choice you can most likely choose
do i
resub to ffxiv to finish up shadowbringers and do endwalker
or
ffxvi

[rocky turtle]

finish lobotomy corporation first

[sour rivet]

consider this

[rocky turtle]

beat her ass

[hexed stag]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

new YT UI

At least now it disappears when a vid is paused

[zealous depot]

Why you look like your feet stink

[sour rivet]

what

[blazing maple]

Leaving court now. I got to ride in an elevator with one of the white wig guys

[sour rivet]

oh that was fast

[blazing maple]

I left early

Due to excuse

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

was it another sa case

[zealous depot]

Sam went to court for being too based

[sour rivet]

she KILLED 30 people

[blazing maple]

No I had an excuse prior to drawing

[sour rivet]

ah okay

[pure compass]

Why did sam go to aussie court 💀

[copper vapor]

aight so far so gud, no more stuttering
also I got Artemis's call and she fuckin DELETES whoever's the poor sop in the way of her arrows

[proven tundra]

Your honour I'm too based
Dismissed

[sour rivet]

jury duty

[copper vapor]

xvi
it has similarly convoluted story with dialogue way longer than it should be
but no monthly fee and no lag

[copper vapor]

As soon as Theseus started 2nd phase I ulted and he died instantly

[rocky turtle]

[pure compass]

ah fair enough

[blazing maple]

I bought peanut mnms from the vending machine

[sour rivet]

damn

that is a clean ass train

[blazing maple]

Normal train

Your train covered in poop?

[sour rivet]

i wouldnt know

[pure compass]

on a bad day

[blazing maple]

Oh dear

[sour rivet]

because i DONT HAVE TRAINS

nearby atleast

[blazing maple]

Are you fucking kidding me

[sour rivet]

lmao

[pure compass]

pwnt

Australia is now banned

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

Can the mods please unblacklist that word is the stupidest thing ever

I’m so sick of it

[sour rivet]

when you get back do u wanna play somth or u gonna wanna do more WoW

[pure compass]

It's forbidden for the funny at this point

[blazing maple]

Wow probably

[sour rivet]

bokie

[pure compass]

just give sam the g word pass

retail, classic, or private?

[blazing maple]

Make a queer role that gives you the pass

[blazing maple]

Classic off

[pure compass]

doesnt veer have it?

[blazing maple]

Ofc

[sour rivet]

i helped make her character :)

[zealous depot]

Happened to me as well when I tried typing in gaelord, which is a town in minnesota

[sour rivet]

mfw i cant say gae but i can say lesbian and homosexual

[blazing maple]

Gae is a word in the English language that is used semi frequently

[pure compass]

Cumming, Georgia, USA

[blazing maple]

Why must homophobes ruin everything

[zealous depot]

Fucking, Australia

[sour rivet]

welcome

to fucking

[pure compass]

Bitche, France

[vital venture]

Also because America exists

[blazing maple]

Booo

Boooo

[sour rivet]

im sorry sam

[vital venture]

We are really friendly people atp

[blazing maple]

👎

[sour rivet]

oh guilty gear strive is on sale

neato

[quiet abyss]

something something trans icon

idk

[sour rivet]

what

[quiet abyss]

thats all i know

[sour rivet]

no bruh

[quiet abyss]

theres a character thats officially trans

[sour rivet]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

idk ask my friend they know more

i just hear about it often is all

[sour rivet]

because that seems to be the only fucking thing twitter and shit talks about

[quiet abyss]

and its common among multiple of my friends who are trans, so i call them a trans icon

[sour rivet]

like

i love bridget

but GIVE THE OTHER CHARACTERS SOMETHING

Y'ALL MFS DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAMES

[oblique belfry]

mom

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

[oblique belfry]

WOAAAAAAAAAH

[sweet meadow]

woah what

[sour rivet]

not clickin

[sweet meadow]

click it

[oblique belfry]

no dont

[copper vapor]

aight

this build is kinda shit

but I got 360 hp

and 3 dd

and no more stuttering

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

splinter cell actually seems pretty good from the first 3 eps

but now back to ac

i have to kill an iceworm

[sour rivet]

"I won't miss."

[timid hollow]

That was way too hype

[sweet meadow]

wow shes so beautiful

[timid hollow]

the whole game is way to hype

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-from-software-armored-core-vi-fires-of-rubicon-rubicon-lock-in-gif-15677184663115444449

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

im trying to convince all my soulsborne gamer friends to try it atm

[sour rivet]

i sometimes like to eject my weapons and punch the shit out of a boss

[timid hollow]

i always try to finish them with my laser blade

[zealous depot]

Bond forged with

MOMMY

[timid hollow]

was way too cinema when i had 1000 ap left on waltuh and dash slashed him trough his missiles

[sour rivet]

||coral-infused|| gun in one hand
||red moonlight|| sword in the other

[timid hollow]

how to get that sword by the way

[oblique belfry]

cant bond nyx

smh

[timid hollow]

ng+ shenanigans?

[zealous depot]

Unable to simp for

[copper vapor]

suck it, dad

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[sour rivet]

is rewarded upon completing the "δ-3 Classified Subject ------ -" Analysis program in the Arena.

[copper vapor]

artemis 2stronk

[oblique belfry]

we love artemis boons in this household

muh crit

[copper vapor]

it wasn't even the crit

it's her greater call

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah

[copper vapor]

16 arrows for 220 dmg each

[oblique belfry]

her greater call was amazing

[copper vapor]

took out 1/3rd of his hp each time

actually

10 arrows for 242 dmg each

and 35% crit chance

[oblique belfry]

welp

[timid hollow]

Oh so i just have to keep playing

Noice

[oblique belfry]

story is technically over

[sour rivet]

yeag

[oblique belfry]

but now time to grind

achievements

this game has no grinding whatsoever i've noticed

i legit never looked at achievements and their conditions

and still did 86%

right now our of 7 achievements 5 of em are prophecy ones

1 of em is clear 1 trial

[timid hollow]

Man i have done nothing else than playing ac the last 48 hours

[oblique belfry]

and the other is to get all achievements

[timid hollow]

And intend to do the same tommoroq

Best decision of my life to test if it runs

[sour rivet]

theres a lady in your head who calls you "raven"

:)

[timid hollow]

I got spoiled on the ng++ boss

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

But its alright, i thought so

[oblique belfry]

"To start with, you will need to have Chaos' keepsake, Transcendent Embryo, with you and talk to Chaos during your run."

[left mantle]

Can't bond second mom

[oblique belfry]

no wonder i didnt get that task

[oblique belfry]

actually 3

[left mantle]

Second.

[timid hollow]

There is only one thing that could stop me now

Escorting the strider

[oblique belfry]

no 3

[left mantle]

Doge

Second.

[timid hollow]

But last time destroying it i didnt even have frame drops so it should worl

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

TERMINATOR REFERENCE

[left mantle]

Nyx happened before Hecate

[oblique belfry]

idc hecate is a motherfly figure in this story

3

[left mantle]

Which is why she's third mom

[oblique belfry]

yes

[left mantle]

Nyx is second mom

[oblique belfry]

you learn why after finishing epilogue and talking to her

just did

[sour rivet]

i need her

[oblique belfry]

you still dont know what happens to zag after ending right ?

[copper vapor]

ya know

imo the best mother figure in the first game for me

[sour rivet]

i got spoiled a bit

[copper vapor]

is eurydice

she makes me food

[oblique belfry]

which is ?

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

||somth somth elysium||

[sour rivet]

i get it

[oblique belfry]

ah so you do know ?

[left mantle]

Eurydice always hit me as a "Really close friend"

[sour rivet]

i only saw text

no gameplay

no images

[oblique belfry]

hm.

wanna spoil it so bad but oh well

experience it yourself.....one day

[left mantle]

Comissar on the way

[oblique belfry]

if you open hades 2 again

[timid hollow]

What happens

[sour rivet]

it took me 2 years to get the ending for the first game

[timid hollow]

We will just kill bird if he clicks on it

[copper vapor]

damn all these new renovations require diamonds

[sour rivet]

sorry- one year

i coulda sworn it was longer

[copper vapor]

who do I butter up with ambrosia/nectar now

[copper vapor]

I wanna save up at least one in case I meet Patroclus

[oblique belfry]

DONT OPEN BIRB || Nothing. He just takes over the elysium show Asterius and theseus do. Which means you fight Zagreus as a boss He uses similar attack patterns similar to his dad except dialed down a bit cuz y'know....he is not hades ||

[timid hollow]

Ah

Gey

[oblique belfry]

fym gey

[copper vapor]

I love walking into the admin chamber and "inspiring" the shades

[oblique belfry]

|| he even uses the same song hades uses on his 3rd phase ||

[copper vapor]

they all emit cringe emojis

[oblique belfry]

its a banger

[copper vapor]

it's peam

[quiet abyss]

beating heretics with a shock stick has never been more fun

[copper vapor]

hah. this is actually quite cool

[oblique belfry]

yep

[copper vapor]

But... ||do Theseus and Asterius not appear in the second game, then?||

[quiet abyss]

yeah MBO is right, birb its really cool you should look

[oblique belfry]

|| Nope. As in arcana card cameo only. ||

[copper vapor]

hmm

also ||how does zag behave as a boss? in dialogue I mean. Is he snarky, is he cool, is he insufferable like theseus? ||

[oblique belfry]

|| zag even uses stuff you used on hades 1 like cast / dash / dash strike / death defience ||

[oblique belfry]

|| More or less like hades 1 dialogue ||

|| for example if you use death defience during his fight he goes "you gonna take that ?" ||

[copper vapor]

I know 3 keepsakes are from Zeus, Demeter and possibly Patroclos (I never gave them any nectar yet)... I wonder what the 4th one is.
Also what are the 6 secret stash slots? how do I unlock this shi

[oblique belfry]

Companion summon keepsakes .

the 6 lockets

[copper vapor]

also how do I unlock the 4th aspect of a weapon

[oblique belfry]

you unlock em with specific people

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

you do specific tasks

iirc sometimes specific npcs give you a dialogue about it

"waking phrase"

[copper vapor]

man. I never use the spin attack

[oblique belfry]

forgot how you triggered those but if its like hades 2

[sour rivet]

its not

[oblique belfry]

you need to max rank weapons

[sour rivet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HadesTheGame/comments/j1lc13/comprehensive_guide_to_unlocking_all_hidden/

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[oblique belfry]

oh lmao

[sour rivet]

a bit different

some still need max rank

[copper vapor]

3. Unlock a combination of 5 total aspects (Non-Zagreus aspects) between all weapons.

aight, time to get this done

[oblique belfry]

good luck

meanwhile i need to take a slight break

hungy and wanna lay down a bit

[copper vapor]

fuckin

gonna need a lot of titan blood

[sour rivet]

eyyyup

[copper vapor]

3rd time in a row the first boon is naked aunt

eh I shouldn't complain

inflicting Weak is what's been saving me

[opal star]

Smoked.

[pure compass]

breaker situation

[left mantle]

You bitch...

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-goro-majima-yakuza0-majima-get-real-majima-gif-18343577

[opal star]

Despise that.

Way too many games with that have had the bar freeze on me.

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

you laugh yet you know you suffered it too

[sour rivet]

thanks i hate it

[wet lantern]

The tank running away from me while I'm repairing it

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

(he ran into a minefield immediately after)

[sour rivet]

that sounds bout right

[blazing maple]

me getting confused in left for dead 2 versus mode

[grand fjord]

Can someone who speaks russian translate this pls

[sour rivet]

ma'am how are you reparing the tank

secret healer infected??

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/left-4-dead-2-l4d2-coach-rules-gif-14287787226860707121

[wet lantern]

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo Tried to go into prologue, immediate backend error. God am i finally playing SC?

[sour rivet]

fatshark server moment

[oblique belfry]

oh mein gott

2 hambuger bun blt sandwiches

[sour rivet]

why so much lettuce

[oblique belfry]

we consum

[oblique belfry]

there were only big ones

and i didnt wanna split em apart

and leave the rest

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

when did valve last release a game

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

cs2 doesn't count

[oblique belfry]

alyx

[sour rivet]

deadlock sorta

[blazing maple]

not released

[sour rivet]

not really

yea

[blazing maple]

lern 2 reed

[sour rivet]

shut up nerd

[blazing maple]

remember artifact

I do

[sour rivet]

i try not to

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat ;3

[oblique belfry]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0qZTS38cjw

[timber oxide]

I got my one year free ESU for W10, now I wait until my laptop can't W10 anymore

[sour rivet]

and the crowd goes

mild

[blazing maple]

not even mild

actively upset

[sour rivet]

let me make my jokes

[timber oxide]

Yeah, let Birb be scarily unfunny

[sour rivet]

i will shit your pants

[timber oxide]

No leave my pants alone

[sour rivet]

too late

[timber oxide]

I will move you to California

[left mantle]

It won't be from laughing i'll tell you what

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[left mantle]

It wont be from cardiac arrest

I tell you what

[sour rivet]

we'll see about that

[timber oxide]

Burb

[sour rivet]

b

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-reverse-crush-hydraulic-press-gif-4919695971005460077

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1427137897605234801/doomguy-live.gif

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[timber oxide]

Yummers

[blazing maple]

isn't that like an upgrade

[timber oxide]

Nah

[sour rivet]

no

its not sam

its so much worse

[timber oxide]

See

I know my states

[blazing maple]

worst state to live in go

[timber oxide]

Liquid

[blazing maple]

true

plasma would be weird

[sour rivet]

snake

once again my brain wheel is turning

[blazing maple]

solid state drives be like: metal gear gngnrr

[blazing maple]

What the fuck is the new youtube player layout

[sour rivet]

eeyup

[blazing maple]

dude

[sour rivet]

13 minutes of contruciton?

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04YRO7Ut4x4

yes

[sour rivet]

oh dear

[sour rivet]

actually hold on i have a vid for you

if i didnt already send it that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5n-a06ACQk

[copper vapor]

I think this run is scuffed

[light monolith]

🤑

[copper vapor]

most boons were aphro and dion

[copper vapor]

wat dis

[sour rivet]

those are like

the best boons tho

[light monolith]

bf6

[copper vapor]

I don't do good with damage over time

I prefer burst dmg

[sour rivet]

ah

fair

[quiet abyss]

FUUUCK THE NEW UI IS ON ME NOW

NOOO YOUTUBE WHY ARE YOU RETARDED

[copper vapor]

refer to my very succesful run with artemis ult deleting 1/3rd of hades hp in one click

[sour rivet]

i am also suffering

[quiet abyss]

STAWP PUSHING SHIT UPDATES

[copper vapor]

dammit daedalus

pls giv upgrade that makes me not have to spam the button

just hold

[blazing maple]

already seent

[sour rivet]

balls

shit

killing myself

[wet mauve]

This game running on older PCs and still cracking 30-60 low and highs is honestly how games should be

I shouldn't be replacing my PC every year just to play new games

[hexed kernel]

bf games were always well optimized

[wet mauve]

True though I played it from 1942 UpTo 4

Sadly didn't get to play 1

[hexed kernel]

what is this glorpshit

kick someone immediately

[sour rivet]

what

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

gen v

[sour rivet]

ah

[blazing maple]

ouchies

[hexed kernel]

[blazing maple]

good lord

[sour rivet]

buh

[hexed kernel]

is this what they mean when they say "rearrange my guts"?

[obsidian sun]

my ziplock bag

[sour rivet]

don seem like sam want to stream wow again so i must find another thing to occupy myself
either more warhammer 3
or amid evil

[turbid shuttle]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/1977820485464314012

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Women now make up 48% of gamers, per the ESA

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 13, 2025, 7:35 PM

gamer genocide

[blazing maple]

i'm just gonna play a bit of wow by myself and then dcide whether or not to nap

[copper vapor]

what's the remaining 1%

[blazing maple]

non biney

[sour rivet]

ye thats why i didnt ask again

in which case choose from these 2 for me

meanwhile i gotta figure out why this game im tryna uninstall isnt uninstallin

fuck it
delete folder

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

aaahhhhh

its like taking a big shit

[blazing maple]

prolly just unspecified

[sour rivet]

fuuuck dogman had the right idea with just throwing random games on a wheel

coin flip

[frail leaf]

Tails

[sour rivet]

warhammer it is

[oblique belfry]

is that a mf fear and hunger reference ?? 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cahara-fear-and-hunger-crowmauler-terrifying-presence-gif-11660160882700055465

[sour rivet]

never played or seen anything of it

besides art and memes

they tryna make my goat washed

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-termina-fear-and-hunger-funger-fear-and-hunger-olivia-fear-and-hunger-pipe-bomb-gif-2301574188335924039

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way

[sour rivet]

hes not

[oblique belfry]

oh thank fuck

[sour rivet]

its jsut a stupid ass gimmick account

[oblique belfry]

ah i see

[sour rivet]

i saw one thats "your fav is transphobic"

but yeah no brody is still cool

[sour rivet]

brother what the fuck is this algorithm @oblique belfry

ITS JUST

MIX

PLEASE

[oblique belfry]

my youtube page in a nutshell

[sour rivet]

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

ok wait the middle one isnt a mix

listening to that again rq

[zealous depot]

[bitter spire]

Hunger and fear?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[hexed kernel]

WHAT collab

i saw that

[sour rivet]

can we kill this sinner

[bitter spire]

Alright I’m sorry

[sour rivet]

you cannot hide your shame

[hexed kernel]

we have the evidence

[cunning bronze]

fuck why is glorptide on sale again

[sour rivet]

CAUJGH

ACK

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

WHY

[bitter spire]

I got my point across, could we get a fear and hunger collab?

[sour rivet]

i understand it all

[blazing maple]

this is just how rogues are

fucking bastards

[hexed kernel]

one minute

[sour rivet]

i might have to restart the beastmen campaign sam

since new patch and allat

[quiet abyss]

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-meme-gif-4626929404224642049

[sour rivet]

atleast this time the other beastmen will actually work

[quiet abyss]

im not too pressed, i was happy going it alone

the dog been keeping me company

[wet mauve]

Hot take

I like skif as a chracter

Next to strelok ofcourse

[sour rivet]

you're not flop...

[quiet abyss]

#╓☢stalker-chat

dickhead

[hexed kernel]

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[wet mauve]

Oh no what have you done my head turned into a dick

[subtle sage]

Bald

[bitter spire]

People forget how to work the shaft and that is why the world is the way it is

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-ok-gif-2466171479878054943

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/1995GreatBigSky/status/1978205169243566414 @restive bear

Langley 🐬 (@1995GreatBigSky)

1999 Sangheili concept art by Shi Kai Wang; I believe the colorization of the original line art is fan-done, but I wasn't able to find a source

X · Oct 14, 2025, 9:04 PM

[hexed kernel]

police brutality

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/OwlcatGames/status/1978115020073382330 @marsh cargo 😭

Owlcat Games (@OwlcatGames)

Bro just keeps moving forward, cutting down everything in his way.🥀

X · Oct 14, 2025, 3:05 PM

[sour rivet]

gut berk

[slim magnet]

i will never get these kinds of "studies" when they consider "gaming" as like the most general of umbrella terms possible

like it includes the most casual of mobile games too

[restive bear]

The body I want to achieve

[slim magnet]

no wonder it's almost 50/50

[sour rivet]

WAIT THOSE ARE THE DEVS OF ROGUE TRADER

[slim magnet]

of course i'm not saying women can't be gaming but like everyone knows girls in "proper" gaming are still rare to this day

not as much of an unicorn find as like idk a decade ago

but still

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah? Then why all my teammates are male basement dwellers?

[sour rivet]

they havent drunk the gender potion yet

[timber oxide]

I wouldn't drink it either

[sour rivet]

drink it

[timber oxide]

Fuck you

[forest acorn]

why do it look like that

[sour rivet]

🤫

[opal star]

Looks like jean paul gaultier made it.

[timber oxide]

I will drink it if you drink it first

||That's a lie, I like having a schlong||

[sour rivet]

what if you kept it

but gained the attributes of the other gender

[forest acorn]

[timber oxide]

What attributes specifically

[sour rivet]

boobs

nice hair

[timber oxide]

Will I randomly become mad at people and refuse to tell them why

[sour rivet]

no

[timber oxide]

Or do I keep my mental state

[sour rivet]

what mental state?

[timber oxide]

Of being retarded

[sour rivet]

we are all brothers and sisters of the rarted

[timber oxide]

So what you say

[sour rivet]

nothing changes that

[pallid raft]

fable

[timber oxide]

My body will turn into that of that of a woman, while keeping my schlong, and I maintain my personality the way it is right now

[sour rivet]

yeah

[slim magnet]

this is literally me but i'm a guy

[timber oxide]

That's not a bad trade tbh

Can I drink that potion again to turn back if I don't like it

[quiet abyss]

@hexed kernel STOP STEALIN MAH GAW DAMN DOG KILLS

you fuck

[sour rivet]

uhhhhhhhh

yeahhh......

[hexed kernel]

[quiet abyss]

you rat fuck

[opal star]

Fairfax?? WTF.

[timber oxide]

But let's assume I can get another copy

[quiet abyss]

stop your vermin-ing immediately

[hexed kernel]

evil and intimidating policeman

[sour rivet]

i

hm

[timber oxide]

Well, I randomly get mad at people too

[sour rivet]

bro never played fable

[timber oxide]

If I can't reverse the effect, I'm not doing it

Cause if I don't like it, I'm stuck

[sour rivet]

lets go with possibly

[timber oxide]

And life is not a game so I can't load the previous save

[sour rivet]

if i had the ability to spawn items in fable 2 i'd check immediately

[timber oxide]

Possibly is not good enough

I need at least 99% chance

[sour rivet]

lets go with

you drink it and it doesnt disappear for the first 24 hours

[opal star]

I have, fairfax is just an iconic county in the states. Horrible place.

[sour rivet]

once that passes it goes bye bye

[timber oxide]

No

[sour rivet]

if you drink it again you become back to what you usually were and it goes bye bye

trial run

[timber oxide]

Hmmm

Ok, then it's a maybe

[quiet abyss]

i mean arbites do shoot you for stealing a pack of gum

so like

fair

[timber oxide]

But I'd have to drink it on the same day I'd meet with the boys so that we can take a vote if I should stay that way or go back

You're not invited, Birb

[sour rivet]

damn

[timber oxide]

Unless you can afford a flight to Poland for some bullshit

[sour rivet]

i will find the nearest outdoor stairs pointing towards poland

and backwards long jump

[timber oxide]

Issue is, if you come then the number of boys is even

Meaning that the vote can end in a draw

[sour rivet]

it ends in a draw im making everyone drink it

[timber oxide]

So that means

I turn back

But the boys, including you, become women

Worst part is that I can't benefit from that because we're still the boys™

Ok Birb, you get transported to the world of the last game you played, how fucked are you

If you're playing a game right now, this one doesn't count, the one you played before that does

[sour rivet]

[left mantle]

Oh you're FUCKED fucked

[sour rivet]

dont suppose i cant count a sam stream...?

the WoW world doesnt seem that bad

[timber oxide]

No because you didn't play it

[sour rivet]

running my ass STRAIGHT to valkia

[sour rivet]

fair nough

pardon?

[zealous depot]

Battle to the death!

[quiet abyss]

we on darktide rn

birb get on glorptide

[zealous depot]

Glorptide

Glorptitties

[hexed kernel]

oh seen that talent the arbiter has that gives you extra mag size? well it turns out you can have a double barreled shotgun with three rounds in it

[sour rivet]

rifle barrel

hakita pls relese new layr

[hexed kernel]

ultrakill tomorrow!!!!!!!

[sour rivet]

True!!!

im still waiting for my favorite custom maps to be updated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr5Z3jDIbj4

[hexed kernel]

me and who

[quiet abyss]

thats funny as fuck

@sour rivet i dont see you on glorptide

[chrome ginkgo]

I love being support for a big Skyrim modlist

Sometimes you get silly easy problems

[sour rivet]

nay

[chrome ginkgo]

Sometimes you get the /horrors/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398744893584838837/1427849280567115917/image.png?ex=68f05bc4&is=68ef0a44&hm=03f48d90e1248bd7826c25481a45efc870d6d7fb8e07e9510f9ca0c84cf74199&

Horrors

[sour rivet]

oh my god

you're a support for a modlist elise?

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah I'm on the dev team for a couple lists

Mostly doing support and crash log analysis

[sour rivet]

niceu

[chrome ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398744893584838837/1427848785169612872/IMG_3423.jpg?ex=68f05b4e&is=68ef09ce&hm=8fb849e8e2ac49ff89257ca7853fa3a55f6358002056a90124e94f1f0f8a3a60&

Seriously what the fuck

I've never seen anyone's game look this fucked up

[sour rivet]

that looks like what happens when i turn off my shaders

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah but even then NPCs are all fucked

[sour rivet]

this is prob the most common horror i have

[sour rivet]

i think their games haunted

like aint no way a modlist fucked up THIS bad in a download

[chrome ginkgo]

I have legit never seen a character look that fucked up before

[sour rivet]

where are his EYES

like the fuck

is it broken body mod

its the only thing i can think of

[chrome ginkgo]

90% of my support is hey you didn't grab the Creation Kit and we need it to process files at the end of the Wabbajack install so that's why it can't get those files it's erroring on

High Poly Head gone wrong

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

high poly is weird sometimes

it refused to download for some wabbajack lists i used

including nolvus but thats not a wabbajack

funny ragdolls :)

[chrome ginkgo]

Stanced up in the alternate start room like

[sour rivet]

i think it being a phone picture makes it so much better

this is the type of shit vaermina would put in your dreams

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah he said he tried to use printscreen but it wouldn't work

I love trying to explain why something is broken

[sour rivet]

i love my redundant left hand mod

oh skyrim you are a wretched thing

[hexed kernel]

@quiet abyss

[quiet abyss]

yeah my super arbites powers

[hexed kernel]

heavy -> light -> heavy -> light is the best for the shield

[quiet abyss]

you mean shield bash, swing?

then repeat?

[hexed kernel]

yep

[quiet abyss]

kinda like the relic mark 2

lmao

[sour rivet]

which mark

[quiet abyss]

the base one

the based one

[sour rivet]

that doesnt help

[hexed kernel]

oh right there's two marks for the shield

this one

[sour rivet]

i do not like the xi

okie

tank you trq

NOW ACCEPT MY GOTDANG FRIEND REQUEST

[quiet abyss]

are you joining?

[sour rivet]

i said nay

[hexed kernel]

[quiet abyss]

lame

[sour rivet]

part of the list part of the cult

uuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i hate dark elves as beastmen

[opal star]

😂

[quiet abyss]

aiming for these

want red armor

like red armor

i mean both are easy if dickhead over here would stop killing the shit i mark

(especially mutants and poxbursters)

[hexed kernel]

[quiet abyss]

LIKE I HAVE A DOG LET HIM WORK

[sour rivet]

i want that full mask from the shop

[hexed kernel]

this one or the one with three eyes?

[sour rivet]

not those 2

although i do have my eye on the tri-eyed one

[hexed kernel]

the bdsm one?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah turns out Immersive Equipment Display means you don't actually need Left Hand Sheathe Rotation Fix for XPMSE32 skeleton anymore

[sour rivet]

yarp

[chrome ginkgo]

So we can toss it and just rerun pandora and synthesis

[sour rivet]

equipment display my beloved

[left mantle]

I got yeeted off the side of the map by an explosion and hit the green goblin "Oh."

[sour rivet]

[left mantle]

Was also the second time it happened that game

Both were teammates nailing a barrel

[opal star]

Haven't checked my rdr online stats up until now.

[oblique belfry]

1 down 5 to go

[cunning bronze]

Smh add me

[sour rivet]

mf i keep seeing you pop up say somth already

[cunning bronze]

Send

I'm waiting

[sour rivet]

part of the list

part of the cult

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[cunning bronze]

splendid

[oblique belfry]

time to take on this trial

lets hope rng is on my good side

god fucking dammit

FACK

[opal star]

Oh man, honor isn't looking so great.

[opal star]

What? I haven't seen the typing symbol appear all day.

[sour rivet]

i lurk a lot so i keep seeing them

[turbid shuttle]

Irish people are just white Jamaicans

[raven swan]

Good morning chat

[turbid shuttle]

Lettuce

[raven swan]

Another week long holiday in the bag

[raven swan]

[hexed kernel]

hai

[raven swan]

Trying to go home tomorrow, I've got like 11 days off

Diwali on the 20th

[raven swan]

Hii hii

Woods in my university that I forgot to show chat

[hexed kernel]

trees are cool

i trust trees

[opal star]

Neat place, forage about and whack a squirrel or two.

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ashby-lorax-dance-bashful-gif-1797790835490694709

[raven swan]

Squirrels here are too skittish, also since I'm in the psychology department id instantly be called a psychopath and carted off to therapy

[opal star]

Where is that?

Looks a lot like the Oregon coast.

[raven swan]

We call these flowers Kamini, really cool smelling

[raven swan]

Nah I'm in India

[obsidian sun]

this is the funniest setup of all time

and it's working insanely

[raven swan]

Right in the middle of the Aravali hills if you want to get geographical

[raven swan]

What the fuck

[obsidian sun]

im flushin my shii rn

[raven swan]

Oh yeah I'm flushing it

[sour rivet]

the toilet is clogged

[obsidian sun]

oppa maybe flush isn't it

[raven swan]

Qutub Minar

[wild vortex]

is that you flying

[raven swan]

Thankfully not

[obsidian sun]

i fucked the run

imma kms fuck this game

[raven swan]

[obsidian sun]

i should've not sold the hanging chad

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/k9VNNwpBoaM?si=LdB0k6fJguh7cvC3 all must watch this

[oblique belfry]

you're fucking kidding me.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME THIS

ON CERBERUS STAGE

I DONT HAVE DEFIENCES TOO

[opal star]

The mountain range?

[raven swan]

Ye

Outskirts of New delhi

[opal star]

Ah man, the topo maps around that area aren't really that developed.

[cunning bronze]

ALL MONKS

and im still missing karlach and wyll

hehehe

[subtle sage]

Lumipon my beloved

[opal star]

Lidar looks clear at least.

[opal star]

Jesus christ that's a lot of city.

[raven swan]

Yeah I couldn't find a map either but I did find the wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delhi_Ridge

[oblique belfry]

ez

i can now sleep

tmrw we hopefully finish hades 2

[hexed kernel]

goob night

[oblique belfry]

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVcOIlITUR8 Thats a big dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cybJde92sM

[broken mountain]

No fucking way

Finally a good youtube change?

making the replies reddit-esque instead of scrolling 300 of them to find 1 reply to that 1 specific comment

[turbid shuttle]

Facebook meme time

I need a real bad one

Oh thats bad

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Shiick/status/1978131971696976358

Shiick (@Shiick)

LMAOOOO
11.08 email

X · Oct 14, 2025, 4:13 PM

https://x.com/CaitySecret/status/1978189555162374281

CaityCoopScoops → bksy (@CaitySecret)

Bully him, out-gay him

X · Oct 14, 2025, 8:01 PM

[sour rivet]

buh

why is borka posting facebook menes

[dry nova]

just had some sausages with cheese and a beer for breakfast , not german btw

[sour rivet]

bro shot that out IMMEDIATELY

[hexed kernel]

fastest gun in the west

or east i guess

[sour rivet]

north

[wet lantern]

weast

[sour rivet]

why does it say null when i highlight the middle of the youtube ui

[wet lantern]

Null void

[dry nova]

u should try that shit , felt real good

[hexed kernel]

i do not consume al ghul

[tidal inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/twentytoeight-getthatupya-vblongneck-selfie-gif-13269382

[hexed kernel]

cheese with sausages does sound good though

[tidal inlet]

Cheesy brats are the best

Or the Johnsonville beddar with cheddar sausagedogs

I call em that because they're half sausage half hot dog

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-james-may-gif-19266123

[sour rivet]

cheese

[wet lantern]

cheese

[broken mountain]

now this is why people dont come to this channel

[hexed kernel]

what? it's a thumbs up

i'm happy for them

👍

[broken mountain]

aha

right

[tidal inlet]

James May being perfect compilation #553

[opal star]

Whole area seems to be dense with trees. And a hell of a lot of buildings.

[obsidian sun]

buddy

[opal star]

I think that's the central ridge, not sure.

[hexed kernel]

chicken legs

[obsidian sun]

i will retire the dual zimmerman

this shii too op

[opal star]

Then there's this whole hunk of green. Just south of that.

[hexed kernel]

another shift at the kitten painting factory

[sour rivet]

i worked at a kitten painting factory

it didnt end well

[opal star]

@little depot Holy fuck! That's a lot of peaks, i got a job for you. Climb em all.

[blazing maple]

they shall be grilled and served on a bun

delish

[sour rivet]

NOOOO

[opal star]

Domestic cats don't taste so great.

[blazing maple]

can you post the "she ate them" image

It soothes my soul

[blazing maple]

goooood

[sour rivet]

yaearg

oh it 1am already

huh

[blazing maple]

waow

[sour rivet]

scary

where are my extras

why art thou locked again

[wet lantern]

I hope they add medium and large maps to bf6 eventually

[sour rivet]

they arent in??

[wet lantern]

No

[sour rivet]

shit game

[wet lantern]

Biggest map is probably operation firestorm

maybe liberation peak

[sour rivet]

hm

im such a good partner

[wet lantern]

Regretting buying the game a lil bit ngl

[sour rivet]

never buy an ea game early

[wet lantern]

bf4 was fine on launch

in comparison

It has the same netcode issues 4 had but without the big maps

also the ar gun balance makes no sense

smgs are lasers for some reason

and no 12g frags

https://tenor.com/view/benson-gif-17810084300510520765

[hexed kernel]

huh

[wet lantern]

Fried chicken why are you dating phones

But also how

[sour rivet]

does this answer your question

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-friends-bff-bffs-battlefield-appsro-gif-15638093

[sour rivet]

question not the dialtown

go play/watch all of dayshift at freddy's

im green for an amazing reason

[wet lantern]

green

[gray kettle]

Is that Neebs?

[wet lantern]

Neebs is clearly a broom salesman

[gray kettle]

I gotta rewatch some of their playthroughs

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/neebs-gaming-hank-and-jed-neebs-promoted-noob-gif-15640121

[sour rivet]

PROMOOOOTEEEEEEEED

[wet lantern]

Another thing bf6 didn't do right, where's the c100 triple bipod, WHERES THE SLEDGE WITH A LASER AND ACOG

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989243918149357570/1032227452883320852/image0-1.gif

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/NbP2DgDp890?si=RGi-SZ8SUWwVp3F4

Finally some good music

[hexed kernel]

yayy

[raven swan]

PROMOTED

[wet lantern]

PROMOOOOOTED

[pure goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-it's-so-mid-gif-16745590525019329042

[opal star]

It looks more like mobile with each update. Yikes.

😬

[blazing maple]

i'm whelmed

[left mantle]

OH it gets worse

[hexed kernel]

what in the goddamn

[left mantle]

When you finish the video, try to use the playback bar in theater mode

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/pY49HDEa4VA?si=7AIgzNNupCi4EWiH

[real aspen]

Guh

[blazing maple]

YOU FOUND THE CAR!!!!

hell yeah

[real aspen]

Warframe dropped a new soundtrack

Thought update was out

But it wasn't

Rah

[little depot]

sure why not

what do i get out of it

[blazing maple]

hey c'mere

[hexed kernel]

but... why? why is it here? why the censoring? i don't understand...

the aliens are fucking with me i know it

[raven swan]

Good evening chat

Gah I need to change my phone notif sound from the default

[blazing maple]

the number plate reveals all

also i never touched warrior in classic since it was what asmongold was an elitist about but

warrior is fun

wtf

here i go

#owned