#╟❓general-offtopic
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sup
ye I mean that was the reason given as to why its not toggleable with the weapon out in the first place
pain
Damn
everything is in pain
quake 4 was my childhood game 
my body, my head, my mental
had cds of it
You did that wedding yet?
thinking about cancelling
also doom 3 kinda ran well considering how insanely good it looked
especially for its time
Damn
like holy shit the game looked fantastic
either my brain is being a shithead as it does alot or shes a terrible friend all of a sudden
and i fucking hate her
Well you know, its the traditional wedding type, its all about the connections
Love is a blessing
Not a requirement
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the wedding was mostly so she could stay in the uk
stroggin my shii
Deport her ass
but maybe she could be a better friend or whatever
but i think its my mind being a shithead again
because it does that
start hating people for small things or randomly
HL2 came out shortly after iirc and looked very good as well, stole a bit of the thunder (not only graphics related, and hl2 was also very demanding at the time)
You dont have to do it if you feel like she is a shit person
still funny that literally no contemporary hardware could run the game on ultra
if that shit happened today the internet would be up in flames
the issue is idk if my depression is just making that happen, it tends to isolate me sometimes and forget that my friends give a shit about me
also my head hurts and idk why i literally havent done anything bad
They already are, look at the BL4 situation. That one is atleast a bit more understandable since BL4 isnt a groundbreaking game in any respect
HL2 stole the show because it wasn't only sci-fi dark corridors
and the gravity gun was such a mindblowing innovation that Doom 3 made its own watered down version of it in the expansion
i think the issue with bl4 is randy
from what i heard
they are fixing the performance
and it's not as bad
also u ever have someone you are friends with
and they are constantly on their phone when u hang out with them but they dont have the same energy when they hang out with others
like they dont text you at all when they are with other people but always do with you
like
excuse me
yea people talk about crysis but doom 3 was the original PC melter
the dev team is literally saying the opposite of what randy is waffling
but he is easy to hate and point at
Dragon's Dogma 2 still isn't "fixed" as far as I know
same with mh wilds
still has shitty performance
even worse
anyways back to hades 2
I saw people that are hanging out with eachother and sending reels constantly instead of talking
every game is groundbreaking guys
just buy a 5090 and consume
same but it's an always thing
not just with me
like 10 cm away from eachother

scrolling on their phones
I sometimes do that with my wife
what the fuck
we sit next to each other watching reels and showing stuff we find funny to one another
our lil brainrot bonding moment
SMH my head, silly gamers dont understand how epic and based Lumen is................
no like
well it aint bad, but it just feels weird to me when people set up a time to hang out with eachother and end up not saying a word
you are angry i complain when ur on the phone when we hang out
but also say “uhhh im out with people?” when i ask why u dont talk to me
LIKE
back in my days we used to go under a bridge, drink leftovers from glass bottles and break random shit
fucking hate this shit
i'm flying to Poland and staring at you uncomfortably just for saying this
try me
chaos you say?
everyone is fucking useless

no talking, no anything
can I shove a spatula up your ass?
i swear my friend is in denial, lying or both
i know she is lying but like
or are you immune to human touch
what kind of denial
no, but you can do that to laika 
he would like that
what the fucks so hard about telling me “oh i dont like talking to you anymore”
like for fucks sake
no i would not fuck you
as someone who is terminally online
(when i had a phone) i rarely used my phone in public
little fact that keeps my fragile sense of pride up
because they feel comfortable in the state they are with you, they deny with their feelings
no
test her if she can call you slurs
do i need to fucking interrogate them to get any ounce of truth or admittance
i dont

loser
@proven tundra you playing onslought in WoT? 
i use my housemates stuff
guys laugh at him he doesnt have an air fryer
well, some people are indeed like that
so yes
kinda
i fucking will
no i hate events

because i hate people who cant just ADMIT SHIT
same, but guess what, if I get silver I get to have this

noice
Nah, we didn't do whatever you said we did
i know
maybe they think they're right
maybe you are wrong
not saying that can't be it but it's nice to reflect
things
denial is a brick wall people dont like going around
or some bullshit like that
what I would recommend for you to do is: Try to seem chill, dont try to push anything, just try to talk to her, maybe ask about some stuff for her to open up and try to interrogate her when she will feel comfortable to tell you how it is. After all that, make a fake instagram account of her and post blackmail material, block her on all your social media and throw rocks at her windows every night around 2am.
funny considering what you did on September 23rd, 1996 on that cold chilly night
ok maybe i wont do the last part
erm mods can we remove this individual
nah im just not gonna fucking start conversations with her
if she wants to thats fine
but im not gonna start shit when someone doesnt have respect
1984
speaking of WoT, what time works for ya today. Since i'm already off work 
like how you removed Andrew M. Davis, aged 43, on the 7th of may 2004?
Oh I know, youyou
you thought the remnants would reek apart
guess what
people unironically started playing WoT here?
this server is doomed
I can play for about an hour now, but I prefer playing around 6 EST because that's when there's more bad players on

nfs stream when
Then 6 it is
People have been unironically playing tarkov and war thunder, we've been doomed
I have a disgusting amount of hours on WT
facts
My most played game by far, im ashamed to say
Louisiana State Police Detective Martin Hart, and this is Detective Rust Cohle.
man i wish i had passion for other games
your butthole is getting increased
My family been here a long time
👮
I DID IT BECAUSE I LIKED IT
HELL I LOVED IT
IM ITCHING TO DO IT AGAIN
JUNIOR SOPRANO CAUGHT ON A RANDOM LOBBY EN STREAM 💥 💥 💥
https://open.spotify.com/track/477tfgOGx5xmZSxTbicmEy?si=qdk2JCyeRNCVrcNSTr6NcA
@upbeat verge @broken mountain music to sit in silence with friends and drink vodka
when drinking we either listen to moody shit or the most heinous lyrical masterpieces out there
and piss ourselves
this is moody shit
but i cant be silent when drunk
ill dm you a sample
sudden urge to stream hades 2 
what in the fuck did u send me
p!avatar Laffetie
broooo
OOOO SLEEEK
p!avatar haruu7815
what
laf does look german as fuck
my german irish homie looks a bit like that
lmfao

holy sick art in this manga
anime be like
this movie was fucking gold
in anime the kid usually has tiny arms, too. but is still able to hold a sword 3x his size
I have a feeling that the japanese have a kink for muscular femboys
isnt Poland the land of femboys
never met one in here
lived here all my life
I guess its just an internet meme
you can see like 2 goths per mall tho
goon


this is to balance all the femboys in poland
Epico
otherwise it would be 1 sided
The list grows xD


bro pulled a wiki page
Wtf is going on in there
lets raid
dead eyes mf
can't take this shit seriously 
allegedly unfunny americans talking about rick & morty
lemme guess
were not all this corny trust
corn central
they are saying shit like "you have to be smart to understand rick and morty"
more radiation than the elephant's foot
you vill eat cornsyrup
you vill eat ze bug
first thing i hear was "this cock is so hughe" lol
cornhub, even
I'd rather not
or camera
we join VCs? nah fam
this guy is still going
jorking it
probably sleeping or some shit
31 hours ??
camera sleep stream would go crazy
coma
twomad situation, he's dead
at least he is not on overwatch
he's just really really really tired trust
why fake
or dutch 
Nah man dutch sounds shit but not like that
In actual, normal, day to day living, I've never seen a single femboy
tragic 
I did see some on weebcons but that's a special retard zone
dont make me send brazil footage
fucking peak in DE Chat
I was busy driving 
clock ran slow, shows it's 20:53
looked at phone, shows 22:56

rip
"ja, ich spreche deutsch" ass comment 😭

guys I need stalker expert help
i think if i set all clocks to run slow, i could have 36 hour days cause i legit dont feel the passage of time

im anonymous
CAMPEAO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 ☝️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
I cant type in there :(
NO NOT BRAZIL
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat then
problem is I Cant pick up items I updated to 9.4
come back here @oblique belfry
retard
is that so
you need to take the turkey-to-berlin pipeline and join the Turkish there in their war against their neighbors (Greeks)
PICK UP

CUNT
ger what
fun fact
The age old tradition of bullying Doge
gee out of nowhere my pc sound died
You are already doomed
@oblique belfry
@oblique belfry
@oblique belfry
@oblique belfry
@oblique belfry


didn't he have a role in that one police movie
yes
Quadruple doge ping
someone sent me a clip in brainfart
Shit was peak
join
dont u fuckin dare

Wrote than when it was 4 
LAFF CALLED ME AT THE SAME TIME
I started streaming bro




NO DONT
NEEDS VC ATTENDANCE
oh


it's gonna be extremely messy
why the FUCK are you playing pacman
but it'll be funny
doge is actually just really scared to reveal his turkish accent
peam game
4 people already know my voice
he played fartnut with pyrson and there's a video
-# or if you watched pyrson's vid 
PYRSON
@upbeat verge 
WHERE FORTNUT EXPERIENCE 2
I am aware it is good
Fuck you mean where, there's no material to even make one
time to spam this all over the server 
I'm not free today but I'm free tomorrow and the day after
FAK OF
@oblique belfry @timber oxide @real aspen @obsidian sun TIME FOR QUAKE 2 OST 

I mean, I am free today but not for actual recording
im playing him a song
fair
can mods please re enable this
we making a groupchat

and calling every 20s
You know full well Doge that I'm all in for Fortnite Experience 2 

One vid of mine needs a sequel
discord has Uno as a "game activity"
use that information wisely
I know
And Fortnut is just too fucking silly to ignore
cause gamma is retarded
it just doesnt work in gamma
idk 
79 ost files in quake 2
im gonna call doge and check if it works
sir what the fuck
@copper vapor
https://youtu.be/Hkj-uvg2sRU?si=w1sFKi_JH-p3sETE
Jack says Bullsh*t & plays Limp Bizkit on his phone - Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin
wtf the original only has 11 
stop sending me trojan
Yeah
😔
mf
you can vc invite ? 
i've heard it
so did he with mine
And I wasn't invited?
we played with Josta
i have a clip of josta's voice
me too
proof
youyou sends a sample of him saying uwu
HOly shit track 9 of the QUake 2 ost BANGS
it's you and him playing deep rock
I think ive heard like 1/3 of the people in here
@timber oxide if we are ever gonna play fortnite i wanna do it on evening instead of late night
so im not quiet and can actually scream 
But we need Burb
yep
with me? 🥹
the ones i heard are
sound
doge
pearson
birb
ivan
josta and falco
did i ever talk with you?
he comes online around 6-8 pm for us
no
oh yea
Then it's doable
the meme
yea
shit i dont have my clip anymore
bro was trying hard to not wake up anyone
does anyone know how to send those timestamps that discord auto-corrects for each timezone
I already had a noise complaint, just fyi


but I wasnt alone
ask a mod
trump card

@timber oxide & @broken mountain sit in the corner
ear on the wall
jacking it
*every* night?
time to wait for hot falcos in my area
There was a time
Like a month or so
Where they did it every night
damn
must be a good relationship
Not anymore
the other house is pretty far away
endurance training
Now it's just every other day
iss ova
so I am pretty safe
nvm
damn
But I can still hear it
What type of timestamp you looking for?
I myself never got a noise complaint for that, only when we had too much on a friday evening and blasted a JBL on the balcony
next month, 1/4 as often

In x time/x time ago? Or like hour, or date, or date day time
when we were kids
we used to wake up at like 7am in the summer
and everyday there was this guy coming out of his apartment to his car with a a different chick

simply a player
@broken mountain
Because you take the unix timestamp of the date and time and you do <t:(Your unix timestamp):(And then this is F,f,D,d,T,t, or R> to set the timestamps
bro
your breath stinks so much I could feel it from the monitor
For instance <t:1759436129:F> is like an hour from now and capital F gives the full readout
the craziest one was when it was late at night
we were playing football
We heard screaming
it was one of the neighbors who found 2 randoms fucking next to his house
bro drop kicked the guy
smth got caught up on my throat
f gives the day and time without the day of the week, D gives just the date, d gives the date in purely number form, t gives the time in H:M, T gives the time in H:M:S, and R gives a "In x time or x time ago"
The n moment
Nah the n moment lives in my head rent free
So the same unix timecode gives <t:1759436129:T> using T instead of F
dear lord
what
Try it
how do I even
i remember it better
he kicked the dude and sent him running
the girl grabbed him trying to stop him he leg tripped the hoe
nah

do it coward
i will not take my chances
https://www.unixtimestamp.com/ get the timecode from here
Epoch and unix timestamp converter for developers. Date and time function syntax reference for various programming languages.
Doge I once sent a vid with nazi symbols in the background and it was fine 

explain what happens in that video then 
i did that on accident and it wasn't fine
For context
It was the Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz scene
riley's teacher is explaining the situation about his n word usage to the other suit people
mine was like 50 variations of jd vance
one of them was holding a black sun as a popsicle
I was verbally warned that my next warning is a ban
So
how i feel having never been exiled or muted because i don't post stupid shit 

boring

I would send that clip again
9-5 boring ass worker
But now I'm fully aware
censored version
You got baited by me to post the guy smashing his dick with the phone

That there is a funny windmill in it
And two S next to each other
And Dry is online as well
northenlion classic
Like if Falco was online
invert the photo and say its a japanese temple
I would just send it
Honestly one of their better little features
I still have this award tho
⚠️ Warnings: soundtrackj
@worldly minnow @ <t:1730148836:f> (ID: 852,860)
exiled 6 hrs for monster cock/cum meme about staff
But Dry will either kill me or force me to draw and I dunno what's worse
oh no wait i think josta once exiled me for a minute as a joke
What a warning
I've been exiled once, and that was when I got hit by exile instead of the r/place role
was this that one delight meme
with flop
It lasted like 5 seconds
see notiffication on miracle of sound upload
check
it's this
I should play singleplay forged alliance
Since FAF has been under constant attack
yea it's bleak
Like I wouldn't play with randoms right now but i'd play with peeps I at least somewhat know
I will ease the machine's pain
fear me but follow!!!!
HERESY, WITCHCRAFT AND MUTATION!
Anybody here played WARNO yet?
BY THE EMPEROR, WE'VE WON
al hisano sarii
al shafrato al hada
its actually a pretty decent successor to WGRD now
PRNDLE

its on sale rn too I think
Ella es mi amor
She is my love
yes
crazy map gen

eerie
that one level from doom eternal
burned into my mind in my ultra nightmare runs
I could probably navigate the first four maps blindfolded 
wow level 4 has the exact same layout as level 3
that's insane
it's almost as if i had a maphack
informative comments too
and i cant find any other good vids on this topic 
@green granite
fucking ancient
watchmojo 
tacical gooning
they do clickbait top 10s and shit now 
yeah youtube is unhelpful
don't they also use ai
I used to enjoy their top 10s
Who is this guy and why i see him everywhere
US vice president
Ah
google's not very helpful either 
self note to look into a method of researching some even more niche stuff
finding some blogs but they're only surface level
diblo too?
(the original)
that's the remaster
it's ogre 
how does it work
who cares
metal gear looking ass character
that's totally a metal gear weapon yeah
I convinced my pal to play crime simulator 1.2 with me

my favourite representation of gypsies
uses the bowstring to strike a primer
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

sylvanas windrunner if Arthas hadn't killed her
did the artist make anything explaining the gun(?) specifically
Sniper Wolf
"never hallucinates"
based WM
remaster
If your books gain the ability to hallucinate, you have bigger problems
im putting that in
an enchanted book that shows you anything it wants to show you
it may either be truth of the universe or something it saw in a dream
Wort
wort wort wort?!
Wort wort wort!
Wort wort wort
wORT.
Wort worort
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Hm wait
The plasma grenade can not be taken off 
One cool possibility is a mechanism similar to that German gunpowder powered "railgun". Series of chambers igniting in sequence to accelerate a projectile. That but with sci fi or magic.
Either that or a normal railgun, similar to Paris in Warframe, which is a bow that uses electromagnetism to accelerate the arrow beyond normally possible speeds
i dont care

elite design peaked in reach imo
I don't care that you don't care, this is my way appreciating art
Similar to how one may analyse the colours used or the artstyle
another meme material

divided by countries, nationalities, races and languages

united by hating sabrina
I got fucking jumpscared
or if you'd rather have the remastered version
I opened chrome and got pacman music at max volume because I was streaming it to doge like 2 hours ago 
give me the game name
ninja gaiden 2

the roman numerals in the background aren't glowing anymore. ruined 
literally unplayable
Who the fuck is sabrina
sabrina carpenter 
omg brazilian miku hii :3
migu
Where's the nerd miku
look in a mirror
Unfortunately I'm not a cute virtual girl 
@copper vapor @carmine laurel



sup guys
it's october 😭
you're supposed to be spooky
not jolly
fuck halloween
the calendar will not restrain him
shitty ass irish season
I just know that the guy who made this item build knows his shit
Oh shit it's Halloween, nights of naberus started
And oh shit it's my friends birthday
Fucking
pretty sure it just says something like "big dick damage aya"
Forgot to set the calendar
Sniper default build
close enough
Your friend is fucking?
Yes
should I start playing war thunder

no
fuck no
ok
Yes
good heavens no
Yes
Also why tf would I speak Korean
as somebody who has a ridiculous amount of hours in that game, stay as far away as you can
casual racism haha
its not worth your time
Damn that's crazy
I just play battlefield 4 instead of that but I could give it a try
thanks for the advice
casual racism when competitive racism enters the room
doge playing the get punched in the face build
Start playing ever free-to-play game that has "war" in name
no i can summon a servant
they call you a racist but never a liar
and servant can trigger those
which is boosted after you get punched in the face

you still gotta get punched in the face once to optimal it
imma try it out
the balkans would be pro league lobbies in competitive racism
my group would probably be like fnatic of it then. my niga-chan might be the most racist man I've ever seen
i belive i have located sams waifu
Is she horse
schizophrenia from tarkov is enough for me rn when I think about it a bit
Not sure what ears those are


do not give The Snail your money
mother.
i unno man the things i heard her say when she sees nemesis
I am beyond strength
sam is not eternal
you can buy games with that money. think about the discounts on steam rn
cause you are a chinese spy
all asian languages are the same
its like french and hellish
yay
Your what chan

rich
i'd have some but i refuse to install random ass games only to play for 15 mins
yeah theres a 5k orb quest to use the ai browser
so I just spoofed it for free orbs
he wants me to call him like that.

ryu is the second most based game protagonist of all time
first being jack, of course
Jack Graland skipping the cutscenes for you
#Shorts #StrangerofParadise #FinalFantasy
Do not buy shit via steam,you pay more than when you buy it on their website directly
well if it isn't the consequences of your actions
atleast you didnt see anything of said boss

you shall be on the ping list

wanna know something funny
droon / birb / sam / me are playing hades 2
youyou also bought hades 2
i face tanked the 4 bird strafes and lived
but i think didn't start it


you have to fight KRATOS
-# or be one 
i can ping you
if that will make you feel better


NO
WHAT IS THAT GIANT FUCK OFF HAND THO


doge already forgotten the first few bosses
besides eris rest are fair
fuck eris
i hate eris
eris can die
i whoop her ass but 
and why did it make the same roar as the tiny vermin
she a spammer bitch
i hate spammer bitches

i also hate the final boss of olympus
just because of a single attack
which you either need dodge or block or invul to survive
dash does jackshit 
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS BALLS ARE YOU


used to hate this fucker too
but sideway dash solved that issued
hurry up so i can remove your wretched existence off my pc
ai in name
browser
skip
split fiction finished again with another friend
such a cool game even tho useless drama dumping half of the time @carmine laurel

Wtf is an orb
discord orbs
what is bluds damage
lets you get some shit from the shop
OSHIT IT'S THE 13TH COLOSSUS
beeg damge
also im pretty sure my hp must be close to 600
i tanked like 10 hits

wtf
wanted to show my reynauld, hes pretty jacked, doing the necromancer quest rn
This is not a fair fight

he forgot the spoiler











we gotta kill you sturm

why would she say this
Wtf is stu playing 
oh boy more twitter notfis lets see wha-
GOOD LORD
OH GOOD HEAVENS








