╟❓general-offtopic

[forest acorn]

im not seeing a single shitty update no one asked for when i look at steam

[forest acorn]

i mean for the game you silly creature

[little depot]

oh wait valheim is free rn

sick

[forest acorn]

lets visit the hot springs

[hexed kernel]

what

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[turbid shuttle]

you lie

[sour rivet]

really good

[little depot]

sighhh homosexuals in chat again

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1415663337349320866/kbitty.gif

[hexed kernel]

🪞

[little depot]

i like men

tyvm

[forest acorn]

azu is my favorite man

[sour rivet]

omg amber eyes

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-5792102

explod

[forest acorn]

explod me urself, weakling

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

u stole from me

[little depot]

nuh uh

im kazuma

i took this selfie

[proven tundra]

At least spoiler tag that shit cmon

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjglO-vK_Ls

[proven tundra]

I'm in your walls?

[little depot]

do french canadian celebrate christmas the weird way

like the french

[proven tundra]

I have no idea what you mean

[little depot]

21st

[proven tundra]

Ew no

Us Acadians are normal

Ish

[little depot]

right

slop has been purchased

[hexed kernel]

well actually christmas is january 7th

[little depot]

(i got them for free)

[little depot]

well youre wrong because im removing january 7th

[sour rivet]

purchase me borderland

[little depot]

yep thats right

no more january 7th

[little depot]

sure

[sour rivet]

[forest acorn]

purchase me osrs membership

[little depot]

whats ur steam called again

[sour rivet]

wait no i was jokin

[little depot]

add me or I enlarge the hole under ur bed

[sour rivet]

why is there a hole under my bed

[copper vapor]

not the fucking 5G towers from Shadowbringers again

[little depot]

im eating

[sour rivet]

THE ROOOOAAAAAAAD THAT WE WALLLLKKEDD

IS LOOOOOOOOOOSST IN THE FLOOOOOD

[sour rivet]

open full discord profile nerd

[copper vapor]

THE GANG

[little depot]

grrr

accept it fat man

[sour rivet]

theres nothing

[copper vapor]

at least it's good slop

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980634010923462696/1418765029653745665/togif.gif

[copper vapor]

it sometimes doesn't appear on the notification bell. go directly to the friends list and the request will probably be there

[sour rivet]

man

[copper vapor]

steam is just shit in this regard

[sour rivet]

i wanna fight ffxiv hades again

[oblique belfry]

FUCK OUTTA HERE

tail repelled

[little depot]

lies

[proven tundra]

I remembered I found this book at my parents this weekend lol

[little depot]

what

[oblique belfry]

i mean...

[little depot]

DOXED

grrr

[oblique belfry]

I MEAANN..

[little depot]

@sour rivet

GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA

[sour rivet]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[oblique belfry]

why is your steam so wonky

we couldn't do that trade back then as well

fucks wrong with your account

[sour rivet]

steam card

[little depot]

regional price difference has always been a thing

[sour rivet]

only solution

[little depot]

i enjoy my 40% off

[little depot]

i am NOT paying an extra 30 dollars for that

[oblique belfry]

talking about this

[little depot]

ur own ur own

[oblique belfry]

forgot to reply that time

[sour rivet]

doomed

[little depot]

oh no i just couldnt bother paying

[oblique belfry]

ah

[little depot]

sloparis dlcs

[opal star]

We need to get you an amex.

[little depot]

4% fee

[sour rivet]

i got cashap

:)

fucking piece of shit

[little depot]

I got 5 monopoly dollars

[opal star]

I got all the colors, which one you want bird.

[wide chasm]

Aw shit

[sour rivet]

purpl

[oblique belfry]

hmmm

need to minmax somehow

[wide chasm]

can i get pink

[opal star]

That's a truist.

[hexed kernel]

i hate golems

so much

worst enemy in the game

[little depot]

real talk

[wide chasm]

you and me pal

[little depot]

why does amex charge so much

[sour rivet]

back to waiting for bl4 to go on sale then

[little depot]

acadian cuisine is kinda bomb tho

[little depot]

learn to crack drm

[wide chasm]

I've been playing the witcher 3 and my stupid ass thought i could move and dodge the same way in valheim lol

[little depot]

become chinese hacker

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet surely enough for final boss ?

[wide chasm]

ate a big icy golem arm to the head

[sour rivet]

i am not spending my life learning to crack only for denuvo to kill me

[opal star]

They have their own network, and the rewards are great.

Merchants basically have to pay more to accept amex.

[wide chasm]

Just go to the seven seas and do some pirating or whatver

[sour rivet]

denuvo

[wide chasm]

What bout it

[sour rivet]

uncrackable

[little depot]

the only rewards I ever got was an iphone and some airplane tickets

[sour rivet]

for a long while atleast

[wide chasm]

I can hook you up

[little depot]

???

[sour rivet]

the thing

[little depot]

bro is empress

[sour rivet]

IS THAT I WANT TO PLAY

BORDERLANDS 4

[wide chasm]

5.99$

[sour rivet]

ONLINE

WITH MY BESTIE

[wide chasm]

Oh you're screwed then

Buh bye

[little depot]

beg online

thats how I get all my games

[wide chasm]

Also

[timber oxide]

Why would you want for anyone to financially support Gearbox

[wide chasm]

why do you wanna play B*rderlands

[copper vapor]

what a handsome boi

[sour rivet]

so i dont have to

[little depot]

also there are free boarderland codes on the forum

[sour rivet]

because borderland fun

[little depot]

but we dont talk about those

[wide chasm]

Do you enjoy feeding the grease lord that is Randy

[timber oxide]

Apparently he does

[wide chasm]

Shame on you bird

[timber oxide]

I'm disappointed in you, Birb

[wide chasm]

Shame.

[sour rivet]

i poisoned the money dw

[timber oxide]

It's not even your money

[little depot]

its MY money

[wide chasm]

Go back to your dungeon, the freeze room awaits

[sour rivet]

still poisoned the money

[little depot]

oh and this

[wide chasm]

That looks...cool?,idk

[little depot]

its 850000 points

[wide chasm]

Oh

[sour rivet]

*im only buying bl4 when sam buys it anyway *

[opal star]

Rack up them points, son. I spend just a little over $11k a year for all of them.

[wide chasm]

I thought that was only 850

[copper vapor]

spend money to save money

[little depot]

a 60 hkd donation to charity is 20,000 points for comparison

[oblique belfry]

DUDE

LEMME BREATHEE

[little depot]

wait this is nice tho

[wide chasm]

Is this the new blasphemous 3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870589024740466718/1397596961246281831/image0-4.gif

[little depot]

ill stick to my trusty CMB hongkong civil servant cards

feels good to be a government funded psy op buying video gaems

[opal star]

I CC in my fed feet.

[little depot]

best I can do is my school affiliated genshin impact platinums

[oblique belfry]

probably

because my god the last boss is tough

harder then chronos

[opal star]

🤔

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

ultrakill reference (real)

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-scientifically-possible-professor-membrane-invader-zim-movie-enter-the-florpus-peace-day-gif-4334204081118740353

[opal star]

22WMR just sucks in pistols.

[oblique belfry]

literally the same case here

[slim blaze]

Mfs be like: Yeah dude, the game was prophetic.
The game in question:

[oblique belfry]

removed 50 hp from me on 1st attack

[slim blaze]

Like what the fuck is MGS even about?

[sour rivet]

memes

the dna of the soul

[green granite]

No way azu lives in hong kong bruv 😭

[slim blaze]

Some MF just grabs the guy's nuts and gets confused they are present

just.. outta nowhere

first thing he does

[green granite]

A bunch of old people misinterpret a message from a lady

[opal star]

Grab one for me when i come over.

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[copper vapor]

the president is just built different

[slim blaze]

Get to the guy. First thing he goes? Grabs your nuts

????

[little depot]

ight bet

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Gepard mention

[little depot]

I live in the better hongkong

[slim blaze]

dat ass doe

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Taiwan

[sour rivet]

isnt that supposed to be volgun
was there another ball grabbing scenne

[copper vapor]

no that's mgs2

that's el presidente

[green granite]

My social credit is already negative 30000000 so

It doesnt matter

[little depot]

?

[sour rivet]

fuck right

[little depot]

Ah yes the japanese colony

not the british one

[slim blaze]

Fucking Otakon having fun with his sister's mother had me just asking what the fuck is that game

[green granite]

Both games both have balls grabbing scene

[little depot]

My life has a ball grabbing scene

[green granite]

I know you did when you woke up one day

[sour rivet]

baby

[green granite]

92fs

[little depot]

glock and spiel

[blazing maple]

She was mis blink

[hexed kernel]

omg hai

[blazing maple]

Dw I will

[sour rivet]

rather late answer but thank you anyway ^^

[little depot]

@forest acorn

[opal star]

Little shit has a 12.0 KD and has doxxed 37 squeakers on Xbox live. She only runs sidearms and doesn't play CoD.

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-quebec-aye-oui-aye-scotland-oui-québec-gif-17028590020650160410

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

@green granite

[sour rivet]

i need me an AA12 with a drum mag

[little depot]

I need me brazil

[little depot]

tanaka why do u change pfps every day

[wild vortex]

cause i find new ones i like more than the other one

you do the same

[forest acorn]

Road head

[wild vortex]

what could that possibly ve

oh what the fuck thats the sticker

[sour rivet]

low quality komjima hdom

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1422393890559754353/image.png?ex=68dc830a&is=68db318a&hm=160bcc68c8fac8dbb682d62ba447a573d32feb968fe11692389b4092a7ecffd2&

[opal star]

Yes.

[little depot]

nuh uh

[little depot]

odd way to say saggy tits

[green granite]

@little depot

[opal star]

🤨

[little depot]

hoodie shrugs are great for styling actually

not a fan of the animal ears tho

[green granite]

Omg that fanta literally tastes like hur hur hurhur hur hur

[green granite]

Come on

It is cute

[little depot]

yeah but if ur styling u are not putting the hood on

so whats la pointe

[green granite]

Why is this so ezpensive bruv

😭

[little depot]

femboy fatale pains me as a name

[opal star]

WTF is this site.

[little depot]

its so close to being actually smart

[green granite]

I generally love wearing hoodie with sleeves longer than my actual hand

[little depot]

cuppy

small top big bottom or big top small bottom

[green granite]

Uh

Hoodie wise?

Or what are we talking

[little depot]

in general

[green granite]

This is so out of context

Lem sre

Big top small bottom ig?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/okbh-shark-park-sigma-sigma-male-gif-9699971228170981213

[green granite]

Damn it Sigmund Freud

[little depot]

sigmund freud shakes in hell knowing one day ill be down there with hi,m

[green granite]

Karl Marx

[opal star]

Shipped.

[quiet abyss]

what the fuck

why do i even ask anymore

[green granite]

I want wife man

[quiet abyss]

[little depot]

this meme is ancient

[quiet abyss]

wife man or wife, man?

[little depot]

think its been there since fate apocripha has been out

[little depot]

boywife

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-genshin-impact-genshin-hi-evelyn-hi-gif-19730479

[quiet abyss]

ok then...

[oblique belfry]

wtf

we ball

[hexed kernel]

what about the chest though

[oblique belfry]

oh hello

[hexed kernel]

oh i think i get it now

i don't like hades's artstyle because it's too sexualized

[oblique belfry]

compared to hades 1

its...oddly detailed

idk why

[sour rivet]

madam

[oblique belfry]

oo

dude

why is there so many fucking

passives / boons / perks

[little depot]

cock jumpscare

[hexed kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914639893110587422/1217229528083071018/koboldlikesthiscrop.gif

[little depot]

im in the middle of nowhere

japan

how tf do i leave

[hexed kernel]

oh and i'm also envious

it all makes sense now

thank you offtopic for making me understand myself better

[little depot]

envious?

[hexed kernel]

of the quality

and of the men

[little depot]

...

fuck I see it

now im sad

[forest acorn]

y

[forest acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1146824111214043276/Blast.gif

[little depot]

ill never be ass good as the old masters

grog painted the cave walls with his shit

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Wdym chest

[oblique belfry]

motherfucker upgraded the wrong boon

[green granite]

That entire hoodie only cover your head to your shoulder and upper breast

Anything below it is naked

[blazing jackal]

Kinda reminds me home, minus 1 storey building.

[little depot]

do you live in rural japan

[green granite]

Azu is Japan

[little depot]

I am the rising sun

[green granite]

How did Azu teleport between Japan and Taiwan

No one knows

[little depot]

taiwan is japan

[green granite]

Portuguese*

[little depot]

what

thats macau

[green granite]

Portugal colonize Taiwan first before Japan

[little depot]

...

and the world is the mongolian empire

[green granite]

I mean

[little depot]

and I live in the 45th khanate

[green granite]

You prob have Genghis's gene

So yes

Entire world is Ghengis

[little depot]

Im white

[green granite]

Wrong

[opal star]

What's your ethnicity cuppy.

[green granite]

Middle Eastern

[blazing jackal]

No, but tiling, special tiling for visualy disabled, bulletin/shedule board all in old tape glue, even typically asian bus, we had second hand korean back then, hyundais.

[opal star]

Descendant of ghengis for sure.

[little depot]

I want to send gif

[blazing jackal]

Like im back to my bus station

[little depot]

but it has the bad

[slim magnet]

[little depot]

hyperborea symbol

[slim magnet]

oh he edited it

[oblique belfry]

TOULA

[opal star]

All of you are wrong.

[little depot]

Japan is the birth place of all white people

[green granite]

I can prove I am Middle Eastern uh

Mohammed and I like whatever @oblique belfry likes

[blazing jackal]

She has cross, its not hyperborean you goyim

[oblique belfry]

???

i dont like nobody

[slim magnet]

this is the thing the guy at the end of the narcos map from ready or not is using

[little depot]

finno korean hyperwar

(im a fed)

[blazing jackal]

Well fed

[blazing maple]

I don’t wanna be at work I’m sweaty and tiredddd I wanna be at home playing Skyrim and throwing spellsssss

[sour rivet]

yeag

[little depot]

Whats stoping u

[sour rivet]

money is awesome

[sour rivet]

have you considered day dreaming so hard you're playing skyrim irl

[blazing jackal]

Imagine working 7 days a month

[slim magnet]

i was looking for the black sun but then i couldn't not see how hilariously rough that hair looks

like jesus fucking christ use some conditioner

[little depot]

there isnt a black sun in the original gif

but funny symbol

[oblique belfry]

Oh what the fuck ?

[little depot]

so i cropped it out

[oblique belfry]

i didn't expect him to show up

[sour rivet]

FUCK

I SAW A RESOURCE THE MOMENT I LEFT THE ROOM

[slim magnet]

ah that's the thing i associate with "bad hyperborean symbol"

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

I dont see how this video is relevant to Gepard

[little depot]

it looks like she just went through a static charge

[slim magnet]

dunno what else could it be

[sour rivet]

i blame doge

[green granite]

Anyway @little depot

[turbid shuttle]

Big trucc

[blazing maple]

That’s how workplace accidents occur

[little depot]

the swastika under the black sun

[green granite]

Would you be interested in....

[little depot]

its kinda hard to see

[green granite]

👉 👈

[opal star]

Finally, we know what borka looks like.

[sour rivet]

well thats too damn bad

[slim magnet]

about to be struck by lightning ahh hairdo

[sour rivet]

they should have expected this

[oblique belfry]

ALO ?

holy shit best inventor

[green granite]

Explosive Intent

[green granite]

That's literally Samantha

[blazing maple]

Ok I’ll go get maimed

[sour rivet]

good luck <3

[green granite]

She explodes

[little depot]

in?

[green granite]

In...

[little depot]

why does korean jesus look like this

bro can fly to heaven with those lats

[green granite]

The mets baby loves the met, alright baby lets go get a home run baby love the mets

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-went-to-huge-pussy-loser-city-and-everyone-knew-you-i-went-to-huge-pussy-loser-city-and-everyone-knew-you-i-went-gif-7316381391918633043

[turbid shuttle]

https://share.google/lQhaGpTn6GS84AZ8W
RIP BF6 and/or Skate. probably, sold to saudi arabia

[blazing jackal]

Holy Emperor!

[little depot]

common saudi arabia W

[green granite]

@sour rivet do you want a can of hur hur hur hurrr hur hurrr fanta

[sour rivet]

whor

hor

hor hor

[blazing jackal]

Hyperborean artists ripped off high elves

[torpid glacier]

So, I'm playing CK3, I'm getting ready for my daughter to inherit my empire. I unified the viking nations, invaded germany and france, becoming a benevolent conqueror so that they actually preferred living under my new rule, so I never had any civil wars. My character is 54 years old, his health is dwindling, and suddenly I fucking die. I take over as my daughter, and in the bottom it says "Scheme to kill emperor Nikolaus (my character) complete."

THAT BITCH KILLED ME

Damn, I'm not even mad.

[sour rivet]

ok but what about the slide

[little depot]

this guy paid attention in physics class

[torpid glacier]

She literally saw me prime her as my heir, give her everything, and waited for me to make the transition as easy as possible, then she fucking murdered me so I was out of her way lmao.

What a smart bitch

She'll be a good ruler

[blazing jackal]

Recoiless handgun where part of gases blows back

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/coat-of-arms-cecil-rhodes-iam-smith-history-africa-gif-17836043978604887445

[leaden pilot]

Elvis 2022 was a great fuckin movie

god damn

[little depot]

it took u 18 hours to watch taht?

[leaden pilot]

I slept you dingus

[green granite]

No way

He got the C01 permit

[little depot]

do not sleep with me

[green granite]

Why would someone wants to sleep with you

[hexed kernel]

tits, if you will

[green granite]

You cant sleep alone?

[little depot]

tits

[leaden pilot]

If the reason you prioritize someone are tits boy do I have something to tell you

[little depot]

but azure ones are so rare

[little depot]

did u have this locked and loaded

waiting for me to send one

[opal star]

Absolutely.

[little depot]

hell yeah

[leaden pilot]

I prefer the Eurasian Blue Tit anyway

[leaden pilot]

YEAAAAA

[little depot]

azu> eurasia

[leaden pilot]

List of birds I want to keep:

[green granite]

Aight say less

[little depot]

less

[green granite]

Say again

[opal star]

Crested tit speaks for the trees.

[leaden pilot]

• Eurasian Blue Tit
• Parrotlet
• Red Galah
• Indian Ringneck

[little depot]

again

[leaden pilot]

yes I realize three out of the four are parrots

i dont care parrots are neat

as long as its not a cockatoo

god

[green granite]

Now let that sink in

[leaden pilot]

keep me away from those never-aging demons

[opal star]

What about quakers?

[green granite]

Apartment complex?

I found it quite simple

[little depot]

what now

[green granite]

Well in that case

[leaden pilot]

I KNEW I FORGOT ONE DAMN

stubby thing

neck the size of the body

[little depot]

cock

[green granite]

This is wild

[opal star]

The bobbers.

[leaden pilot]

scruffy things

[sour rivet]

i miss mine

[green granite]

You had a birb?

[sour rivet]

several

and dogs

and cats

and ferrets

and 2 bearded dragons

[little depot]

where do you think he got the brains?

??

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

He has a brain?

[sour rivet]

you clearly dont

[opal star]

They're all over the north east.

[green granite]

Here

@sour rivet

[forest acorn]

hiii @leaden pilot

[leaden pilot]

hello forter

do iw atch a new movie

[forest acorn]

yes

[leaden pilot]

or do i rewatch Mad Max for like

the billionth time

[forest acorn]

watch the x files movie

[copper vapor]

what are the options for new movie

[little depot]

you should watch a movie with frota

[leaden pilot]

saw em as a child, pretty good but I prefer Men in Black personally

https://tenor.com/bAguT.gif

unbeatable amount of swag

[green granite]

What is X file about

[leaden pilot]

uhhhhhh

[leaden pilot]

see you have this island right-

wait wrong files

[leaden pilot]

• that new superman movie
• Transformers ONE
• The New Naked Gun (Nakedest)

if you have any more drop em here

[leaden pilot]

My internet cant handle it LOL

[oblique belfry]

woah what the hell ?

WHATDAHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAL

OOOOOOOOOMYYYGAAAWD

[sour rivet]

hes partyin man leave him alone

[oblique belfry]

WITH THAT ?

[sour rivet]

YES WITH THAT

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

HE IS GREEK

[leaden pilot]

YEAAAAAAAAAAA ITS MY BOY DIONYSUS

[little depot]

SMASH

[oblique belfry]

i never expected interest system in hades but here we are

[forest acorn]

[forest acorn]

dong ysus

[oblique belfry]

they are all partying and the other guy is like "man"

[leaden pilot]

also

go watch the animated Men in Black

if not

[forest acorn]

no

watch x files again

[leaden pilot]

https://youtu.be/mVAePIyC4kQ?si=HNjrd4W-vA2633QN

at least go watch the intro

unbelievable amount of drip

[copper vapor]

ABI players, halp
what is this icon on the upper right

[slim magnet]

you need 3 of those for medstation lv2

save them

[little depot]

dont think the symbol is for that tho

[green granite]

Ig reqired for a quest

[oblique belfry]

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS NOOOWW

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[copper vapor]

thanks momo, I completely forgot about that

[oblique belfry]

new place who dis

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

he did it

[oblique belfry]

of fucking course

[sour rivet]

better listen to apollo

[copper vapor]

also you forgot to spoiler that

[sour rivet]

we gotta kill e,m

[oblique belfry]

whoa i didnt know we were ACTUALLY gonna meet em

damn

[copper vapor]

killed a boss at the Valley map

spiffed-out G18 and AKS74U

unlocked the hideout pog

[slim blaze]

Wait

did that clone really rip off tarkov UI even?

brooo

I had to seriously think about it before i realised

[copper vapor]

yea

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

[oblique belfry]

toula is now my favorite pet

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ctgp7general-offtopic-gif-21602033

[hexed kernel]

true but only when i'm not around

[little depot]

this is true!

[hexed kernel]

when i'm here it's peace and prosperity for all

[oblique belfry]

dawg

wtf

@left mantle the only time you wanna go dawncore

[little depot]

average talisman experience

[oblique belfry]

sister sends document for transcripting
i forgot to fucking do it
turns out she didn't send audio file so i couldn't even do it even if i wanted to

[sour rivet]

fumble from both parties

[oblique belfry]

now the thing is

[little depot]

fumblin runs in the family

[oblique belfry]

i felt bad for actually forgetting to do it cuz hades 2 addiction
but now that i looked at the messages and seen the fact that there was no audio file to transcribe

what the fuck do i feel

[blazing maple]

I’m off work early and don’t go back til Monday!

Ahhhh

[little depot]

isnt it monday

[oblique belfry]

not anymore

[little depot]

damn

time

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-btPSgYethg?si=-0hbBzSA1XHzIhdR

another L for fat people

[sour rivet]

no work for a whole week?

[little depot]

calmest zack D film experience

[sour rivet]

waow

big W

[little depot]

said the walking coat hanger

[sour rivet]

yeag

[oblique belfry]

at least our corpses wont cause a catastrophe

fat fucks

[little depot]

considering yall are already half way there

I can see that

[oblique belfry]

whos "yall"

[little depot]

whos "our"

[oblique belfry]

ah

my stick people

7 am brain

[little depot]

wait doge how muhc do u weigh

[oblique belfry]

im going to sleep

[oblique belfry]

57kg

[little depot]

we're almost the same weight

[thick kettle]

wait

[oblique belfry]

1.79 height

[little depot]

4 cm taller than me

[thick kettle]

My sentence seems like it was lifted early

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

sleeper

[oblique belfry]

us sticks have to stick together

[thick kettle]

Acquitted of my crimes?

[little depot]

welcome back

you got bailed out

[thick kettle]

Thanks imma head out again cuz yapping to rexxy

[thick kettle]

Fr?

Who posted bail?

You?

[little depot]

yeah I payed like 12k

[thick kettle]

GAH DAMN

[little depot]

gimme 14k with interest

[thick kettle]

I ain't paying that back

Ciao!

[little depot]

doi doi

[oblique belfry]

anyways sleep time

[wild vortex]

oh shit

doi doi doi doi doi

yeahhhhh

doi doi doi

[sour rivet]

Is bro ok

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/man-i'm-tired-tired-cat-tire-caption-meme-gif-6427457483111934614

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/bcj-coby-cat-mrchair-no-mouth-gif-22026061

[fluid trout]

Like the ancient Chinese proverb, "Run in front of car, get tired. Run behind car, get exhausted"

[little depot]

who tf spells tires tyres

[fluid trout]

Subhuman filth

[marsh cargo]

oooh thats azu

[slim magnet]

i mean to be fair what else can you do with a milsim shooter with an inventory management mechanic

[little depot]

tf am I catching strays for

[raven swan]

good morning chatters

breakfast has been consumed

[sour rivet]

The

Cabbage

[marsh cargo]

i was confuse
who da fuk was this rando
and why do i share frends with him

but look inside
its azu

[little depot]

:<

WHAR DID I DO

[marsh cargo]

nothing

u gud

[little depot]

brisket army

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-spin-spinning-brisket-gif-11086376041934002120

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/yesod-bbg-meetup-yesod-babygirl-meetup-jolly-jolly-meme-the-full-force-of-the-sun-eradicates-me-at-the-holiday-festival-gif-12465956231579729275

[slim blaze]

Same colors, same UI styling

[little depot]

its almost easter

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-padoru-christmas-joke-anime-gif-16368098

[hexed kernel]

feeling wise and mystical

[little depot]

feeling jolly and festival

[raven swan]

feeling dead inside

[little depot]

"dead inside"
look inside
heart pumping

[vital venture]

Oh people are already talking about Christmas? Time to dissapear for 3 months

[wild vortex]

christmas is just a week away

[vital venture]

No thats my birthday thats a week away dummy

[wild vortex]

whats a week away

[vital venture]

Birbday

[green granite]

Thats not gun

Thats airsoft

[vital venture]

Getting more backpain

[green granite]

No shit

[hexed kernel]

excuses excuses

anyways

goob night chat :3

[slim magnet]

yeah i know it's just a blatant ripoff

i just wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt or something like that

i'm high off zolpi sorry chat

[raven swan]

mods, recycle this man

[raven swan]

my speakers gone bad

i love my life

everything goes wrong

[vital venture]

I can snap my mic in half on video to make u feel better

[green granite]

everything goes wrong for you?

that's good cuz that means you used to have something good

[raven swan]

please don't me feeling better will break the everything going wrong streak

[raven swan]

[opal star]

Chill at costco.

[raven swan]

nah i'm going to go to the bank

and open a savings account

[vital venture]

Is this a attempt at joy baiting

[green granite]

nope

after having to BUST my ass with Linear Algebra class

there's no reason for me to joy baiting

cuz everything is fucking ass

what the fuck is Goblincore

[vital venture]

Making me remember my physics 2 class (it made me wanna kms)

[green granite]

oh damn

aight chill and sad music

say less im in

https://open.spotify.com/track/5L9MJsGqzTRD09rSzHkCDy?si=3c05ada7dca34223

[vital venture]

Should just tell people when they ask what im doing when im outside is that im "enjoying goblincore rn" and see if people would immediately try to send me to the asylum

[raven swan]

i didn't know the urge to become a key management service was a ligitimate feeling

[raven swan]

[green granite]

just say you like certain historical figure is already good enough to go to mental asylum

[vital venture]

I tend to just say I enjoy Slovakian traffic cone

That tends to work

(Do NOT search that)

[green granite]

I can't spend to build a pseudo-SG

[vital venture]

Waiting for the guns in offtopic mention

[green granite]

damn they all bought out M16A4 clone

ughhh

fucking shit

[vital venture]

Would get into airsoft if I had money or a spot near

But mostly cause im fat

[green granite]

ugh

is this a 2 barrel Panther

what the Call of Tanks

😭

[vital venture]

"How do we make the panther better "

[green granite]

bruh

missing 7 more dollar

@pallid sapphire

can I?

have 7 dollars 🥺

[vital venture]

I wonder when this series became overdone was it the third or fourth one?

At least imo it did at some point, still can be good mindless fun

[green granite]

WAIT THIS SHIT IS 60 BUCKS?

[vital venture]

Wait its 40% off? Do I wait longer or just buy ishin instead

[green granite]

up you man

[sick trail]

Nice AK

[sick trail]

Did you expect SEGA's peak to cost less?

[green granite]

NO I EXPECTED IT TO BE AN EXPANSION

not a

well

[sick trail]

[green granite]

tbh it's a whole ass game already but since it was like a game inside another game

so I thought it'd be as much 40

[blazing jackal]

total warhammer 3 on sale, is it time to ask my kz steam enjoyer friends help?

[sick trail]

[green granite]

let's freaking go again

[broken mountain]

[blazing jackal]

unless they covered this exploit, but iirc theyre not

[sick trail]

What the fuck my guy

[blazing jackal]

Base TWW3 is just 11$

i know its tempting to put all heroes in the bin

and coincidentely i got my paycheck this month

[sick trail]

Oh it's just heroes?

[blazing jackal]

time to be irresponsible with my funds

or just wait till new years sale when they will be -70%

[blazing jackal]

tww3 and all main dlcs would be around 50$

[olive coral]

look man

i know that you know

you dont have to buy the dlcs

[sick trail]

Hey
#📄rules

[olive coral]

hey i said nothing

[sick trail]

I pointed to no particular rule either

[olive coral]

im glad we have an understanding

[broken mountain]

Glad to have read the rules for the 17 time today

Anyways

There is this pirating websi-

[fluid trout]

They keep making more analog horror themed Godzilla, we already had one, it's Shin

[marsh cargo]

Tiger 2 actually

[static axle]

@frank hearth https://store.steampowered.com/app/3975420/Dark_Light_Survivor_Demo/

Steam

Dark Light: Survivor Demo

Every run is a tight survival sprint that pushes combat skills, build choices, and map control. Zoom out for tactical awareness, then zoom in to third person view for precision headshots and clutch dodges. Swap between cinematic graphics and an optional pixel mode whenever you like. Die, learn, rebuild, repeat.

-Early test build…

▶ Play video

[real aspen]

damn

[hearty wyvern]

My house burned down in vintage story

[sour rivet]

hm

i break these

[static axle]

Dry we got them, break their balls

[leaden pilot]

thats...

a lotta minerals

[green granite]

I always mistake the shape

[leaden pilot]

too bad im not getting it

[green granite]

ughh

wonky Tiger

[obsidian sun]

the mayhem modifiers work in cutscenes lmao

big head krieg is adorable

[leaden pilot]

THE SEPARATISTS SHOT A FUCKIN FLARE THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD

[static axle]

but imagine how cool you look tho sitting there menacingly with red under lighting

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bobble-head-albert-einstein-gif-11363045

[static axle]

i wonder if bl3 has similar cbt mods like bl2. 25 spawns, every enemy is a random boss fight etc

[obsidian sun]

it does

[static axle]

damn

tbh worst mod 3 could have is Twins have an echo so you hear them twice

[pallid sapphire]

I have €

[sick trail]

Your knees will serve as an excellent addition

[sick trail]

[leaden pilot]

that's true

there's a fucking crawler humping my windshield

watershield?

[pure compass]

I believe we use the term "viewport"

[leaden pilot]

the only thing I viewed was a crawlers willy

[static axle]

ayo

[left mantle]

I don't need it.... I definitely don't need it

I NEED IT

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-4822326163116896763

[pallid sapphire]

Ive got a parking ticket

Yay

Cause im sick and cant drive

And my wife is sick and cant drive

[static axle]

hello fellow sick human, i shall laugh at your ticket to make my sickness feel better

[pallid sapphire]

50€ for a fucking ticket

[static axle]

das the city lyfe

[left mantle]

Bear was like "Who you running after?"

[little depot]

Ermmm what the glorp

[upbeat verge]

@little depot I am awake

[little depot]

Sunrise parabellum

[upbeat verge]

gm

[static axle]

cant catch him so you'll do fine

[uneven sapphire]

[spare sparrow]

is that f or c

[runic condor]

Fm or pm

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-suite-life-of-zack-and-cody-marion-moseby-gif-7452932

[left mantle]

Beat me to it

Such a classic

[pallid sapphire]

The classic PRNDL

[static axle]

[left mantle]

The wordle for adults

Of a certain proclivity

[pallid sapphire]

Also a funny adult thing.I want to cancel my electricity contract but everytime i want to do it they got "website issues"

Ive documented it for 2 months by now and they got a "2 week before" deadline

So if it wont work til then i gonna throw a lawyer the block of documents on the table and sue the shit out of them

Germans are efficient

[green granite]

do you know

[pallid sapphire]

you still need money ?

[green granite]

Azu is currently living in Mogadishu

[left mantle]

Taking a page out of the ol' playbook

[static axle]

weird way to do it, here you just make a new electricity contract and the new company will vontact old one with start date and tell them to fuck off

[green granite]

I still need 7 robux

if can

🥺

[static axle]

same with car insurances

[pallid sapphire]

Nah if your moving and there is already a contract its just fine

[green granite]

yep

that's how it works in US

as long as you pay the bill

it's cool

[pallid sapphire]

like

they really want me to love them

[upbeat verge]

time to take a shit

[green granite]

in US, the previous owner has to cancel it and new tenant has to register for new service

it's not like you can just move and the electricity just looks at you and be like "aight chill, just pay aight?"

[pallid sapphire]

Heres the fun stuff,i aint paying it

thats why i wont get a new one

[static axle]

i didn't move i just got a call from another electricity seller for cheaper price and i was like sure sign me up, got a new contract from them and and email from old company about termination in a hour

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-gif-19246062

[pallid sapphire]

yeah its usualy that simple

but since there is a cheaper contract i cancel mine

[static axle]

the fuck you used at 8am?

[pallid sapphire]

Thats reported issues with their site

[static axle]

ah

but yeah if they delibratery having issues sure, do a lawyer

fuck em

since you have proof

[left mantle]

Company trying to collect the bill

mean while laff

[pallid sapphire]

for months every time i try

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-samson-venturebros-go-ahead-try-to-gif-14270823

[pallid sapphire]

When i moved here 6 years ago they blocked me from even getting a contract,gave me one year of free electricity,cut me off for 2 weeks,admitted mistakes cause they blocked me,send Letters to the wrong address and names and so i only had to pay what ive used which was like 900€ for 12 months and ive got compensated for 2 weeks of sitting there without electricity

[pure compass]

in 'schland?

[pallid sapphire]

yep

[pure compass]

What the hell

[pallid sapphire]

They send the letters to the brother of my landlord

[pure compass]

how did they block you?

[pallid sapphire]

they didnt cross check names or addresses

[pallid sapphire]

i tried multiple times getting a contract and they always said there is one already so i cant replace it

fine by me

Thanks to that proof i got off free

[pure compass]

it wasnt even your landlord but his brother

[pallid sapphire]

her brother

yeah

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

Dude threw the letters away cause he doesnt have anything to do with them

[pure compass]

LANDLADY

[pallid sapphire]

Vermieterin

Landlady:innen

germanyfied

[pure compass]

wait is it obscured in German?

[pallid sapphire]

no

But some funny people make :innen behind every word so its gender neutral

[pure compass]

I know in french they had a whole thing about "le/la ministre" for heads of french ministries kek

das mädchen

[pallid sapphire]

Der die das

der die das

wieso weshalb warum

wer nicht fragt ist dumm

p!translate en Der die das
der die das
wieso weshalb warum
wer nicht fragt ist dummd

[muted gyro]

Original

Der die das
der die das
wieso weshalb warum
wer nicht fragt ist dummd

English

The one that
the one that
Why why why
Who does not ask is stupid

[pallid sapphire]

LOL

its THE THE THE

THE THE THE

The Dog

Der Hund

The Cat

Die Katze

The Thing

Das Ding

[pure compass]

Declenieren

Adjektivendungen

Dativ/genitiv

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[chrome ginkgo]

Streamer friend had a big day

[pallid sapphire]

damn

hughe

🫡 may this keep up

[chrome ginkgo]

Nah was a front page stream

I was on sniper duty for it

[pallid sapphire]

Ah ok one of mine also gets front page on regular basis but its german warthunder. Hes also a dick.

[pallid sapphire]

Gatos

Your friend definetly got a better gathering than him

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah she was just debuting her new model and got an 8 hour front page slot for it

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[chrome ginkgo]

No more customizable model