╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

wtf is that friendly fire bonus

[opal star]

Oh shit, we're doing these? Bottom right.

[proven tundra]

Smol prime

I don't have any digitised pictures of my younger self

Id have to go to mom and dad's and break out the photo albums

[proven tundra]

That's cool af

[opal star]

Got a few more, but those are satisfactory for now.

[timid hollow]

Fucking dreams

Gm

[broken mountain]

You alright?

[timid hollow]

Yeah

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/BackersGamesF/status/1972019791696363584

Backers | Fortnite Leaks (@BackersGamesF)

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THE BIG ROOM IS

WAIT UNTIL THE END PLS https://t.co/ihKxmCIKyd

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[hexed kernel]

hai

[little depot]

Where are the homeless people

Damn you government housing

I can't start an underground fight club

[timid hollow]

Gexrdy (11yo)

[real aspen]

sorry i ate them all

[timid hollow]

Could find pictures where i was younger but i look the same anyway

[little depot]

Why do you looke like Greg from diary of a wimpy kid

https://tenor.com/view/greg-heffley-toast-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-gif-3764654305261237493

[timid hollow]

I mean i felt like him

[little depot]

A sociopath?

[timid hollow]

Surrounded by idiots

[little depot]

Same same but different

[little depot]

Spit them out

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15230360944366412644

[timid hollow]

Looking at this old school pictures makes me sad

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

Im sick

[broken mountain]

Damn

[cunning reef]

And i know exactly what got me sicc too

Coworker came in sick

[rocky turtle]

got a drip 🤙

[cunning reef]

Now they're gonna want me to perpetuate the cycle of sick

[broken mountain]

The stunde on the writing board gives me ptsd

[cunning reef]

But i will call out

[timid hollow]

Cant find any other good pic, the school Website is ass

[broken mountain]

I fucking hated german

And still do

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Do I start my pin/totem tactician

[frank hearth]

dont see why not

[left mantle]

I'm fuckin around with every build

Just..brutal honesty no more casters

I can't level one up again

[upbeat verge]

damn right you are 🔥 💯

[left mantle]

If I level a cast you know what it'll be?

Hollow palm or LA

Till endgame

I hate that it's come down to this but I got so little enjoyment from the caster earlygame

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

okay

You have a choice here

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

You reveal it, or sell it unident

Reveal runs the risk of it being a dud

[frank hearth]

its only 1 anul unident

[timid hollow]

i cant find a picture of my graduation goddamn

[left mantle]

Yes, but it's also 2 exal if you get a dud

[frank hearth]

fuck it i have enough currency lets pray

[left mantle]

Dud

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

walker of the wilds is big money roll

12 annul

or 6 div

If you prefer to trade that way

vaal pact is even more huge

9 div/20 annul

[cunning reef]

https://twitter.com/phi1odendron/status/1971782074144305462?t=JjDnyLZwoUjFWzEppJyguw&s=19

spencer 🍉 (@phi1odendron)

parents arent home tonight yk what that means !! millipede on the table 😳

X · Sep 27, 2025, 3:40 AM

[hexed kernel]

the goober

the creepy crawly

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

sorrowful be the heart penitent one....

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-gif-23499473

[broken mountain]

Holy shit, I didnt knew

[upbeat verge]

easily one of the peakest games I've ever played

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

so peak I bought both osts from steam

[hexed kernel]

the gameplay is shit though

everything else is good of course

[upbeat verge]

this has to be ragebait

I refuse to believe he said that

[hexed kernel]

it's the most common opinion? the art direction and the visuals and the music and the voice acting are in fact "peak" as they say but the actual gameplay is really flawed

[upbeat verge]

i can see how gameplay can get repettitive

[upbeat verge]

after dying to the same spike pit for the 15th time

but bosses were really fun

platforming at times was a bit ass

but I wouldn't go as far as to say the game play is "shit"

[upbeat verge]

that's a nice pussy sir

[proud lantern]

Sup

[proud lantern]

CARS

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@rocky turtle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

sir please go to #╓☢stalker-chat

the people there can help you

[hexed kernel]

why is the top one so angry

and why is the bottom one so stoopid

[rocky turtle]

im fine ty for worry 🥰

[proud lantern]

Babies

[real aspen]

car

yummy

[proud lantern]

Don't say that

[real aspen]

6 grams of protein

yum

[proud lantern]

STOP!

[upbeat verge]

perfectly balanced

[proud lantern]

[real aspen]

looks like that lizard girl from rango

[hexed kernel]

lizard?

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[blazing jackal]

hope hes not f it up, cause he sure can

[broken mountain]

Under his command, not a single metro game was bad

[left mantle]

@frank hearth decided to source stuff from the campaign, first drop

[broken mountain]

Awakening's only downside was lack of russian dubbing

[blazing jackal]

true but it was long ago, hes not worked alone and his later metro books are not that great

[broken mountain]

?

2035 is not great?

[blazing jackal]

its ok

[timid hollow]

one thing i didnt get was

is last light 2034 or not

[blazing jackal]

Dyakov had better books

[proud lantern]

Wasn't the nuclear started by an american backed country in the middle east

It didn't specify who it was

[broken mountain]

No

2034 takes place somewhere during last light's timeline, but it focuses on hector and hunter instead of artem

[hexed kernel]

the eepyheads

[blazing jackal]

most likely iran or israel

[nocturne aurora]

@proven tundra

[proud lantern]

I don't like rats but those are adorable

Cartoony looking rats

[blazing jackal]

rats are sweet, you should at least tickle home one sometime

stalker bolt is shit until relic isnt it?

[proud lantern]

Im afraid of getting some sort of super aids from them

[blazing jackal]

cause absolute horrible ammo economy, one more time fat tzaangor bodyblocks my shot i will explode

[blazing jackal]

animals with constant cleaning routine, all you need is designated toilet spot for them and thats all

[uneven sapphire]

I gave in, now i'll play WOT

[blazing jackal]

[uneven sapphire]

honeslty wt is such a fuck ass game

[rocky turtle]

TANGO DOWN TANGO DOWN I REPEAT TANGO DOWN

[uneven sapphire]

tbh, i got a little bored of wt

[hexed kernel]

just a little more

[uneven sapphire]

Cringe as people

[blazing jackal]

wot 2hp tiger will make you reconsider that

[uneven sapphire]

the 90mm super hellcat bouncing off the skirt from the tiger 2 P wants to kill my self

so

not big difference

[rocky turtle]

weak

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1CVRO-q5rA

man i love that movie

[blazing jackal]

at least in wt you could go through mental gymnastics to rationalize that, in wot its just plain hp bs, no excuses

[little depot]

real steel was so peak

social commentary euphemism aside

[blazing jackal]

rocky robot edition, close enough

[little depot]

big robots fuck

[rocky turtle]

mfs live like this and dont see a problem

[hexed kernel]

your f3 looks suspiciously like f4

[blazing jackal]

i always imagine in this worlds atoms armed with 50cal guns just shreds through unnamed middle east village, with its silly toy face

and leftovers just ending up in scrapyard

[little depot]

id like to imagine even with literal death robotos its stil cheaper to send college drop outs to die

[blazing jackal]

well, they are volunteers

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/pOsCTS3vy-I?list=OLAK5uy_nmJ6mP-HpN34otaLZMc4lCBy7ChkuHVwE

how it feels to be the perfomative dnb listener final boss

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message yeah i wonder why

[hexed kernel]

[little depot]

sighh

wonky rpg makers games or soulslikes here I come

[leaden pilot]

ITS HEEER

GOOD OLD AUNT DORIS

THE OLD LADY THAT WENT FROM SERVING SEPARATIST HEADS INTO SERVING FOOD

love her

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

week in to the sickness and i tested negative to the 3 big viruses

[left mantle]

Man

Chicken noodle soup sounds good

[real aspen]

now im hungry

[proven tundra]

Then eat

[leaden pilot]

"I wish i had a wiper."
"Best I can do is honk a horn boss"

[oblique belfry]

i shall use this image to make a headcanon on my head about how you look currently

[upbeat verge]

I do NOT look like that atm

[restive bear]

Free slot for a compass

[oblique belfry]

dont care
you now have long hair with a sache

[hexed kernel]

spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

commence the stoning

[restive bear]

I'm stoned from smelling all that silk

Them weavers do make good kush

A little sticky

Tho

Also finally a new needle

One day, it will be Pure as the Knight's nail

[proven tundra]

[leaden pilot]

its okay falco isnt here

[oblique belfry]

SPOIL- 🛌

-# i dont care about skong go for it

[restive bear]

Skong has been released for like about a week already

Actually almost a month now I bet

But none of this is story critical. I ain't even gonna say where I found these, but they exist

[proven tundra]

I must val my heim

[hexed kernel]

still in the iron age?

[proven tundra]

Ye

I have to kill bonerman but I'm lazy

[leaden pilot]

felt tbh

[hexed kernel]

don't forget the poison resistance mead

and a mace

[proven tundra]

[blazing jackal]

someone gonna get the leech bite soon

[proven tundra]

added another building just for cooking/brewing, village is expanding

need to flatten more terrain and make the fence bigger

[blazing jackal]

and I think it's gonna be a long, long time
(Ooh) 'til touch down here brings me 'round again to find
(Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no (ah)
I'm a gooner man!
Gooner man! Burnin' out his fuse up here alone

[blazing jackal]

bonerman lol

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1971978640834678800?t=qe9RXFNu-2oSYITJ092Q9w&s=19

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

https://t.co/LyPDYTCgHL

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 27, 2025, 4:42 PM

[chrome ginkgo]

when you decide to be goofy and check the options for an indie game and the resolutions are....

What the fuck

15k?????

[little depot]

Chat looking for recommendations

Games like funger black souls and elona omake

Or Elin I suppose

But elona and Elin is practically the same

[hexed kernel]

therapy

[little depot]

Wha-

[static axle]

16k

[little depot]

I'm just tryna play silly rpg games

Why therapy :<

[marsh cargo]

Black souls

[little depot]

I like the aesthetic it's cute

You know what caves of qud time it is

[proven tundra]

longship is looooong

[blazing jackal]

skinwalker alpaca

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

SHAW

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

man why the fuck are potatoes so stubborn

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

reheating them is a pain in the ass

by reheating i dont mean just making them hot

but making them soft like fresh boiled

[leaden pilot]

@sour rivet Funny prank on separatist sub

[hexed kernel]

chat

[real aspen]

how many numbers does it accept?

[hexed kernel]

unltimited i think

you can use words too

[real aspen]

340282366920938463463374607431768211456

[leaden pilot]

"Give me your seed"

use that as the seed :)

[proven tundra]

speaking of ribworld
my daughter just sent me this

[real aspen]

well at least the macaroni i threw in at a whim came out well

should've threw in more

will do next time

[marsh cargo]

It's going to eat all the food

[rocky turtle]

damn what a luck

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

yummers

[leaden pilot]

Teaching your daughter rimworld? Hell yeah

Keep her away from Combat Extended

[proven tundra]

I couldn't teach her shit about rimworld, she knows it way better than me

[leaden pilot]

lel

[blazing jackal]

hope kenshi next

[proven tundra]

I'm a dwarf fort, she's a ribworld

we can't get along (j/k)

[blazing jackal]

mandatory mods - crucifixion, fire stake, cannibals expanded, sensible cannibalism

[proven tundra]

My sister is visiting and they were discussing my daughter moving in next year to attend college

[real aspen]

we raising a sociopath with this one

[proven tundra]

she's lucky to have someone to live with close to campus, but I'll be sad when she goes

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

I've got a whole year to destroy her mentally so that she's dependent on me forever and never moves out

[proud lantern]

Its fine you can play games together

[leaden pilot]

huh.

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

drip update

[proven tundra]

looking fine

[proud lantern]

Need less lighting

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

that's an universal cure, actually 🤓

...unless you're trying to cure death

[blazing jackal]

you only care about death when you alive

[real aspen]

nah i mean, cure death

like, turn death into not dead

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tpztol_XDck

parks&rec is goated

[real aspen]

but it does technically cure mortality

because dead arent mortal anymore

[real aspen]

i recently started watching office clips

my god have i been missing out

why does this dude look like a generic billionaire in a low-budget tv show/high-budget skit

[hexed kernel]

here's our calm and reasonable religion

the theme is evil vikings

[proven tundra]

very good

[hexed kernel]

kinda like chaos warriors from warhammer

[proven tundra]

[blazing jackal]

so, basically Aztecs

[proven tundra]

terraforming project is coming along

[real aspen]

where's raiders from

i dont think we've raided anything

[proven tundra]

almost done leveling the hill that used to be behind the village

[hexed kernel]

i think it's vanilla

[real aspen]

[proven tundra]

we raid newbs who come in and ask about <redacted>

[real aspen]

isnt that more of ritual part

whipping people is ritual

[hexed kernel]

yeah it's from ideology

[real aspen]

trian

[proven tundra]

ritual is iedy posting tarkov shit

[real aspen]

are you tired

[hexed kernel]

no?

[real aspen]

by "where's raiders from" i mean where does the connection to offtopic come from

not what content of game it is from

anyway continue

i am simply rambling

[blazing jackal]

i mean isnt offtopicers raided offtopic from sdalger discord and stole memes from brainfart, and also intelligence?

[hexed kernel]

ohhh

[real aspen]

[onyx vigil]

That fucking look like omg it’s like he is judging me directly into my soul

[pallid sapphire]

Terraforming sabs ass and shaving it

Sorry

Im sick,ive got a fever

I come up with shit like this rn all the time

[hexed kernel]

[thick plover]

@sour rivet "congrats you got your first kill" - infernus

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

your cat has ptsd i think

[turbid shuttle]

how dafuq can you not run payday2

[real aspen]

brother must have 300 mods

[turbid shuttle]

[leaden pilot]

SIR YES SIR

GLORY TO THE COALITION

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK2f6xsS50w

[raven swan]

my speakers turned off the moment this video i was watching started talking about AC4A spoilers

goated speakers, even though they're a hissy mess

[pallid raft]

why are you 1 wish

[raven swan]

what

oh my pfp

guess

[rocky turtle]

because he is gonna USE WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOW

[pallid raft]

who will you wish for

[slim blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RT8ijnoUak

[raven swan]

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY LIKE SHOOTING STARS

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

C1 Lauma

up next, saving for nefer

[leaden pilot]

raiding time

[raven swan]

and then columbina

[leaden pilot]

long live the coalition

[raven swan]

i wonder if should just install bazzite on my pc

i just got confirmation chat, I am in fact not getting any new hardware (which i was told by my parents i would get)

[oblique belfry]

just noticed 2026 is the year of 6's

bf6 gta 6 forza 6

[raven swan]

ew they're already making another forza?

will it be re-remaster of FH4?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlw0ChiSR0

dunno

but its on japan

[raven swan]

slap on japan and wish it sells mentality

[oblique belfry]

people will gobble it up

[raven swan]

first sell 4 to the brits, then 5 to the latinos and latinas

now japan for the weebs

"omg the shrines in kyoto are so realistic kyaaa"

you know what would be real a tragedy? them not properly making drifting and touge tracks

[hexed kernel]

racing 🤢
racing, japan 🤩

[nocturne aurora]

in Forza games the music ist one of the best parts of it

[raven swan]

if they don't make a touge 24/7 playlist it wont sell

[raven swan]

idk man, 5 didn't hit the spot for me

[teal spade]

who's here a Warhammer fan?

[hexed kernel]

meee :3

[nocturne aurora]

literly downloadet it, i mean FH 1-4 was decent

[hexed kernel]

oh you meant 40k

[raven swan]

chat someone send me 300 dollas, i found a sweet deal on a refurbished m1 pro

[teal spade]

here you go

[raven swan]

danke anima

[teal spade]

[real aspen]

what's an m1 pro

macbook?

[hexed kernel]

tried boiled corn for the first time just now

bad

do not recommend

[raven swan]

boiled corn needs good seasoning

and it tastes even worse if its over-boiled (easy to do)

[teal spade]

M1 Abrams

[copper vapor]

microprose comes back and just starts spamming games

[proven tundra]

How did you boil it? Right on the cob?

[hexed kernel]

yeah. it's completely tasteless

[hexed kernel]

mhm

[proven tundra]

Add sugar to your water

Add butter and salt before you eat it

[slim blaze]

yoooo

[copper vapor]

sugar? I hardly know 'er

[raven swan]

or take the corn off the cob and eat with some mayo and cheese

[teal spade]

you a warhammer boy?

[slim blaze]

@marsh cargo

[slim blaze]

Since DoW came out

[marsh cargo]

wtf
fumos

[teal spade]

[slim blaze]

so yeah, for a long time

[slim blaze]

Chikoi fumos

[teal spade]

then watch it before it gets taken out by GW

[proven tundra]

Like 2 tablespoons to 6 cobs

[marsh cargo]

yoooo

[slim blaze]

Why now when i can download

[proven tundra]

Some lemon juice too if you want

[left mantle]

And Rohan will answer type army of fumo

[marsh cargo]

luv me sum huge stompy robots

[hexed kernel]

sounds like work

buying canned corn is so much easier

[proven tundra]

It is but I like corn on the cob too

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-corn-the-whole-planets-on-a-cob-go-go-gif-16311405

[marsh cargo]

the legio titanica is pretty much the only imperial unit in 40k that i like without question

[left mantle]

Hmm

Perhaps I make food

[marsh cargo]

peak 40k content and it didnt have the lame marines to boot

[teal spade]

false, it had Sons of Horus and Imperial Fists

[marsh cargo]

yes but the main cast is stompy robits

[teal spade]

yes, but the fact still remains, you were wrong

[marsh cargo]

no im not

there were no ultras

[proven tundra]

It's okay you're both wrong

[teal spade]

there were ultramarines present during siege of terra

[marsh cargo]

smh

[real aspen]

the piss rectangles are speaking

[left mantle]

It's lookin like pizza for lunch

[slim blaze]

Gold bars

nice

[static axle]

so october 2025 is 2026? damn

[oblique belfry]

die hate

you know thats not what i meant

bastard

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/maths-gif-24525141

[slim blaze]

Doge summoning satan

[static axle]

damn no wonder you needed help in math

[broken mountain]

half life 3 portal 3 l4d 3

[oblique belfry]

will not let your ragebait get to me

[left mantle]

doge getting taxed so hard he's already spent inbetween october and may next year

[oblique belfry]

in another universe where valve knows how to count to 3

[static axle]

turkey banned understanding numbers so they wouldnt understand money

[broken mountain]

difference being hebis right

[left mantle]

Doge doesn't even have time as a currency

[broken mountain]

that one fucking movie

[static axle]

remember when s2,wukong and helldivers came out this year? such classics

[broken mountain]

ye good shit

[oblique belfry]

hate lower your o2 consumption

[broken mountain]

stolen by fucking sony bot

[static axle]

i think dragons dogma 2 was the worst release in 2025

[broken mountain]

retrded ass game

[oblique belfry]

the dialogue is so fucking off

like it doesn't make sense most of the time

[static axle]

just like your math

[north raptor]

@glass temple SW x HaiMu MP Tactile | Black Panther

[oblique belfry]

try all you want hate

i aint falling to it

[static axle]

damn gotta wait a year for bl4 to drop seems like good game

heard it might have some performance issues due Ue6

[oblique belfry]

oh god i just also remembered dragon age veilguard

[left mantle]

Don't worry, doge won't even be able to launch it next year still

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

we will be complaining about ue12 when doge manages to run ue5 smoothly

[left mantle]

What a sub-par story

And that's ignoring that one line people hate despite the fact you need to kind of explicitly go for it

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMP1S9EDlFU

🗿

[static axle]

poe2 goos 2025 release game tho

[left mantle]

Man.

Next week is hype though

Endgame changes so I don't need to track down these fucking God awful towers

[static axle]

balatro apparently super dope game that came out this year too, havent played tho

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6CdwJn5loI

[static axle]

ah gta 4 music, good game came out in 2014

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/fXx5ZhFxo0g?si=1MOqo-apVGuCTiv2 woe be upon you nostalgia for people that played online

[oblique belfry]

i am once again being reminded about gta online achievements

doomsday

[zealous depot]

I can confirm its a based game

[left mantle]

Time for us to put you through criminal mastermind

[oblique belfry]

NOOOO

[left mantle]

God I remember doing heists the day they came out. God servers and my internet were shit then

[turbid shuttle]

What in the shitpost

[torpid glacier]

Doing doomsday heist with randoms made me suicidal

[left mantle]

Oh I meant the other heists.

The orignals

[sour rivet]

am i missing a joke or are y'all forgettin its been a year

[left mantle]

You're missing a bit

[torpid glacier]

Dragon's Dogma 2 wasn't even that bad.

[sour rivet]

i did just open the discord

hallo chat

[sour rivet]

its missing a lot of stuff

but the base gameplay is great

[static axle]

doge said bf6 2026 game

[sour rivet]

well then

kill him?

[static axle]

so im making fun

you see turkey is so advanced that they in 2026

[torpid glacier]

"Why didn't australia warn the US about 9/11" vibes

[left mantle]

Turkey already spent october, november, and december

[sour rivet]

it was all SAMS fault

[static axle]

@blazing maple damn, learn to fly a plane

[left mantle]

That's insane

[torpid glacier]

I come crawling back like an abused housewife

[static axle]

i mean 2002 was a crazy year

[torpid glacier]

Pirating all the new DLC's tho, because fuck paradox.

[left mantle]

Bro is pullin a doge

[static axle]

10/12 2002 such a tragedy

[torpid glacier]

10/12 2002 Never Forget ✊ ✝️

[sour rivet]

11/11/11 the downfall of man

[hexed kernel]

[hexed kernel]

any total conversion mods or..?

[left mantle]

Oh yeah that day we ended something

[torpid glacier]

Nah, I can’t be bothered.

I actually enjoy playing ck3 how it is

“B-b-but there’s a mod that combines bannerlords combat with CK3’s map system!1!!1”

If I wanna play bannerlord ill play bannerlord lmao

[oblique belfry]

OPA

accidentally played build mode

still got it

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

It's over

We've lost Doge

[copper vapor]

GZW is actually goated
I died and managed to go back to my corpse and recover my shit

[torpid glacier]

we gotta put him down like ol’ yeller

[oblique belfry]

at this point you guys are saying this on a daily basis

[copper vapor]

since it's the same , persistent map

[oblique belfry]

its lost its spark

[copper vapor]

there's no instance/session/lobby bullshit

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

It's the only way you'll figure it out.

[oblique belfry]

figure out what uno

[left mantle]

You can't afford to pay attention much less listen to our advice

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-this-lesson-old-man-hi-there-young-people-spongebob-old-man-old-man-spongebob-gif-5749776374374436142

[oblique belfry]

8 years of league gaming
8 years of fortnite gaming
11 years of cs gaming

you cannot do anything

[hexed kernel]

the horror

[oblique belfry]

anymore

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

you sure you got those numbers right

cant be too sure with your math

[oblique belfry]

hate

[hexed kernel]

haii :3

[oblique belfry]

fuck off already

[left mantle]

Much like any delusional person in a relationship, We can fix you.

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-bart-lobotomy-bart-simpson-simpsons-lobotomy-core-gif-13362388248843029081

[oblique belfry]

you've been trying to ragebait me for almost an hour

let it go 🥀

[copper vapor]

play yo games doge

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-dragovich-alex-mason-cod-black-ops-call-of-duty-black-ops-call-of-duty-black-ops-1-gif-555686957095008497

[static axle]

how others see numbers 1234567890
how doge sees them 2345678910

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

i don't get it

[copper vapor]

here doge, tailor-made for you

[oblique belfry]

i will continue to everytime

[oblique belfry]

finally someone being on my side

i shall not forget this mbo

[static axle]

whatever helps you sleep at night puppy

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

also hows the beast performing?

[oblique belfry]

didn't buy

i dont have 45 dollas

[copper vapor]

gzw peak persistent map means I can go back to my corpse after dying and recover my shit

[static axle]

ah finally accepted you cant run it i see

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

you get 1 try to get it.

or should i say 1 death

[oblique belfry]

i do not have 45 dollas

i literally cannot buy it

[static axle]

if only there was a solution to not having money

[oblique belfry]

i wish

[hexed kernel]

rob someone

[torpid glacier]

Armed robbery

Bro

[oblique belfry]

literally same answers

shared braincell

[torpid glacier]

Pacific rim lmao

[sour rivet]

pay someone to give you money

[torpid glacier]

Interlinked

[left mantle]

Y'all just asked gemini for the answer

[sour rivet]

i will KILL gemini

[static axle]

it ok, maybe league will pay out someday

[oblique belfry]

surely

gonna use it on my job application

[torpid glacier]

Doge becomes a league streamer on twitch

[static axle]

hows the performance?

[oblique belfry]

"i've reached emerald 1 on league"

[oblique belfry]

tried twitch streaming when i was playing bl3

[torpid glacier]

I remember when it first came out it was good, but very rough around the edges.

[oblique belfry]

pc was NOT having it

also stream was laggy as hell too

[frank hearth]

@copper vapor https://fixvx.com/Shincry/status/1972272012367470905

Shincry (@Shincry)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FFXIV GET'S A CART MOUNT?
Absolute peak

Oh man... I'm gonna renew my sub so fast... https://t.co/pJvYgJEG9t

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 12:07 PM

you see this yet

[rocky turtle]

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

ffffff

[oblique belfry]

IM STUCK

[torpid glacier]

Gamers are like, do I buy ten 40 to 50 dollar games frequently that my pc CANNOT run, or do I not buy games so I can save up and get something other than my shitbrick.

[oblique belfry]

my max lp is 78

[static axle]

damn, e1 and 8 years

[oblique belfry]

started playing ranked 3 years ago

was not playing ranked till then

for 5 years

[left mantle]

tbf e1 is still good

[oblique belfry]

it is

its hella filled with ego maniacs though

[sour rivet]

do i even want to know

[torpid glacier]

It surprises me how many people actually play league. I've literally never touched it whatsoever.

[left mantle]

its why it's elo hell

[oblique belfry]

dont

there is like 6 different league players here and we all can say the same thing

do not touch this game

at all

[torpid glacier]

I don't plan on it. Every single person I've ever spoken to only shits on it. I have genuinely heard nothing positive in any aspect.

[oblique belfry]

when you are used to it. You can start having fun

[static axle]

i killed 1 minion and tought "this is just garbo" then my friend have used the account to smurf and shit

[oblique belfry]

but that process itself is awful

[torpid glacier]

League doesn't look fun, therefor I don't play it.

It's weird how many people play games they hate and then complain about it like it's a 9-5 they can't afford to lose

Dawg, play something else lmao.

[oblique belfry]

every comp game in a nutshell

[proven tundra]

Chasing the high from that one amazing game you had
Forever

[oblique belfry]

heard people cry about r6 but they still play
heard people shit on cs2 but they still play
heard people call rust an abomination yet they still sink in dozens of hours

[torpid glacier]

Nobody is forcing them to play it but they act like they're held at gunpoint

They literally don't enjoy a second of their time playing

[copper vapor]

fine so far

[oblique belfry]

which is why i play em for fun

even league

building off-metas / playing my fröggi / gamemodes only

[copper vapor]

I've seen complaints about performance but so far it's running fine for me. It's definitely a "pre-alpha" game though. So janky and weird and the UI is not user-friendly at all.

[torpid glacier]

Same with me. I have friends who play warthunder, tarkov, dayz, and they ONLY play those games. Not all three, it's one of the three. All they do is fucking complain, and they're like "How does this not piss you off?"

Simple, I don't only play warthunder.

I do other things

I play more than one game

[sour rivet]

i used to play for honor competitive

[oblique belfry]

on cs2 i dont care if i win or lose. Sure i get mad for how fucked up the matchmaking is and how this """""cheater"""""" is always headshotting me

[left mantle]

dawg

[oblique belfry]

but in the end i just look at it and go "m u l a h "

oh and spending time with friends ig

[left mantle]

this explains so much

[sour rivet]

how tho

what does my sin from 7 years ago explain

[torpid glacier]

I don't rage at games, but if I get frustrated people are like "Wow I thought you said you don't rage."

Example, was playing DayZ for like 7 hours, and me and my friend both got killed by a hacker. He was punching the air and instantly killed us. My reaction was "Ugh, that fucking sucks." and my friend is basically screaming.

I don't get how people can do that

[oblique belfry]

being frustrated for a moment vs being frustrated all the time while doing smth is completely different

[torpid glacier]

That's what I mean by I don't rage

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[torpid glacier]

If something happens that's bullshit, I get angry over it and then it's over within seconds.

and I never reach the point where I'm fucking screaming

[oblique belfry]

guess our max is emerald

[static axle]

[torpid glacier]

To me that feels utterly insane. Screaming after you die in tarkov or DayZ is like, you know it's gonna happen, why are you mad?

[sour rivet]

because im dying irl

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

after having around 450 hours in tcf

-# ( @copper vapor mandatory tcf ping )

i'd understand the rage in tarkov

especially if you lost hours of progress

but not breaking your shit type stuff

[torpid glacier]

Idk if I just have insane tolerance for bullshit, but I've never raged hard in any game.

[oblique belfry]

its just disappointing

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TEUOLUc010 @static axle

[torpid glacier]

That's my reaction. It's frustrating and disappointing, but I just move on and keep having fun. If I stop having fun, I don't play anymore lmao.

[left mantle]

only once has poe2 made me yell in rage and that was because I died to something that shouldn't have continued

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[static axle]

dog cant yell cause his pc might go 💥 from the extra vibration caused by the yelling

[oblique belfry]

[torpid glacier]

I don't force myself to play when I'm clearly not enjoying myself, unlike a lot of people.

[static axle]

does it go 🐌

[sour rivet]

holy shit rare gaminglemon upload

[snow tree]

They fire it up

[oblique belfry]

one time i lost my entire red gear in tcf (one of the best rarities) after 5 hours of grinding and couldn't finish any of my missions

i just stared at the screen being disappointed

then moved on

[broken mountain]

dont ragebait him because its already heating up

[oblique belfry]

did it suck ? of course it did becAUSE EVERYONE WAS FUCKING CAMPING ON FUCKING EVA-

ahem

but it happened

[torpid glacier]

People make fun of you for ragequitting but the alternative to them is screaming at your screen and slamming your desk. Ragequitting is unironically healthier, you're stopping because you know you're upset.

[oblique belfry]

so i just move on

[broken mountain]

exceeding the max psu wattage

[oblique belfry]

ragequitting after the game is over though

i will never forgive people leaving mid match just because they are tilted in min 1

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

[torpid glacier]

At that point they just shouldn't play

[oblique belfry]

one time there was a moron in our team who missed 2 minions and said "yep gg" and actually fucking left the game

like bro

[broken mountain]

remotely overclocking through discord messages, cant make this shit up

[oblique belfry]

MINUTE 1:36

[torpid glacier]

Some of my friends will be alive in DayZ for like 20 IRL minutes, die once, and then say "I'm fucking sick of this game, absolute trash." dawg you had nothing and got killed by a fresh spawn, how are you that angry already.

Same with tarkov. Dies in one raid, and quits for like a week.

[oblique belfry]

[torpid glacier]

I genuinely don't understand how they get so pissed so fast

[static axle]

that vw exhaust one was a dirty

[quiet abyss]

real

i play dayz

that shit is not infuriating until its the 14th time

[oblique belfry]

what my mindset was during my tcf days is that "i will get killed at any point so try showing everything you find on your safe pockets and dip"

[quiet abyss]

then its just "nah, i need a break"

[oblique belfry]

and of course not going into conflict

literally had to hold still for minutes just because i've heard a footstep

depends on my gear though

[static axle]

hey whats good fps when you can enjoy games 25fps with razor virtual 7.1 surround

[snow tree]

Yep

It does sound like good ol VW

[torpid glacier]

Ikr. Especially people who break things. That's already bad, but it just shows how they can't control themselves, and I honestly wouldn't want to be around them in person incase they do the same shit they do to their controllers.

[oblique belfry]

hate seriously fuck off. that headset was a birthday gift man

[static axle]

too real let me know when they do a vid tuning it

[quiet abyss]

see i broke things, when i started gaming

[oblique belfry]

what am i gonna do fucking reject it ?

[quiet abyss]

... at 5

[broken mountain]

the human eye cannot see above 800x600 23fps anyway

[quiet abyss]

literally 13 years ago

and then my dad got pissed, because it was his shit

[oblique belfry]

shit on me all you want but dont fucking include what my friends do for me

[quiet abyss]

so i then never broke shit

[static axle]

actually they recently learned its 200x400@7fps

[quiet abyss]

i now just either quit and stare at the wall, or i just tweak out

no big deal

no harm done

[torpid glacier]

I think the most if I slammed my first on the table, but that's only happened a couple times and it wasn't hard.

[left mantle]

holy shit flashbacks

[quiet abyss]

[broken mountain]

Damn bro, spreading awareness of calculator gaming

[torpid glacier]

I think I just have a lot of tolerance for bullshit

[quiet abyss]

yeah i mean it was never hard to resist the call of the wall punch

besides

i dont play competitive games much anymore

i used to

but dayz is like the only one that qualifies at all

or maybe battlefield

[sour rivet]

you should thank and love your friends
NOW

[oblique belfry]

i already did many times

still do

[quiet abyss]

am i your friend (im not )

[sour rivet]

thank me for doing NOTHING
-# || ||

[oblique belfry]

you're.......there

[torpid glacier]

I've never done competitive in any games (I don't consider DayZ and tarkov the same as CS competitive or something) because I don't see the point. Like, cool, I get a cool ranking that shows I'm good?

[broken mountain]

not me trying to run titanfall 2 on a shitass pc

[oblique belfry]

thank you for doing nothing

[sour rivet]

[quiet abyss]

where?

im somewhere

[oblique belfry]

here

with all of us

autism....ing

[static axle]

you know it nothing like playing doom on ti86

[broken mountain]

how bout me?

[torpid glacier]

Normalize being nice to people and appreciating them. No more ragebait, we're hope-posting now.

[left mantle]

pinnacle source engine optimization

[oblique belfry]

you're already a celebrity here

my good pole frien

[quiet abyss]

yeah i be tism-traveling game to game fr

[broken mountain]

🥲

my heart warms

[oblique belfry]

you have like what now

[quiet abyss]

i mean tonights the night... i play ready or not with my dipshit friends

[oblique belfry]

11 pins

sound you have 11 pins

[quiet abyss]

(there is going to be zero meaningful progress)

[oblique belfry]

you hoarder

give us some

[sour rivet]

I STILL LOST MY PIN

FUCK

WRETCHED BOT

[left mantle]

Don't let go of the grenade.

[broken mountain]

I wonder when will they port doom to a cylinder pressure checker

[oblique belfry]

falco really went and did "nuh-uh"

and removed your message

[sour rivet]

no it was because i was banned

[static axle]

play doom on reactor 4 fuel rods

[oblique belfry]

was it ?

[quiet abyss]

what i wanna know, is how ive played 72 hours of ready or not

[sour rivet]

and most of my recent messages were deleted

[oblique belfry]

OH right you also got banned

cuz of bot

[quiet abyss]

its literally not a game you can dump hours on

[sour rivet]

again

i was ROBBED

[quiet abyss]

its a game you play for a week or something

[sour rivet]

and DEMAND COMPENSATION

[oblique belfry]

accidental assassination

[sour rivet]

fuck me for posting a tweet for joy of creation

[broken mountain]

with more to come, I made kino yesterday already

and I am trying to post more on youtube

[oblique belfry]

have this for your troubles

[sour rivet]

tank

[oblique belfry]

YOUTUBE NOW ?

[sour rivet]

u

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Since 2 years bro

[oblique belfry]

oh

[left mantle]

pizza eaten

[oblique belfry]

Oh damn this is a BIG BIG one

[torpid glacier]

That's what I'm saying dude. People obsess over that game, have hundreds of hours, doing what? There's really not much to do apart from go through the same missions over and over.

[oblique belfry]

wait

is it "offtopic history" you kept mentioning about

[broken mountain]

https://youtu.be/i4K7SJ-AqVY?si=C6a7Q1zAsuvDLQNo if you are interested

[broken mountain]

nooo

not related to gamma

[oblique belfry]

ah

my bad

[torpid glacier]

Same with people who have 6k hours in my summer car. Wtf are you actually doing in those hours?

[broken mountain]

though

offtopic history video is classified

[oblique belfry]

im doing my part !

[sour rivet]

bro will sub to sound but not me

[oblique belfry]

you had a yt channel as well ?

[broken mountain]

💋

ty

[torpid glacier]

Pretty sure I already subbed to sound lmao

[broken mountain]

Now we have 2 youtubers in the channel

Im giving competition to pyrson

[static axle]

thats your friend doge, ignoring your struggles as upcoming youtuber smh now he trying to buddy buddy to get into that yt money

[broken mountain]

true

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

you will pass him

one day

[broken mountain]

you were there when I was doing baby steps

smh

[oblique belfry]

actually

you already did

on sub count

[broken mountain]

I passed him before he created the channel

fuck you mean

[oblique belfry]

that makes sense

because im pretty sure

the 267 subs are not from gamma

[broken mountain]

nope

[oblique belfry]

at least all of em

[static axle]

mofo looking wet like its raining or something @copper vapor

[broken mountain]

I mean

Most of the subs I gained from stalker related shit

[sour rivet]

my last vid was 5 years ago

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

[broken mountain]

I am trying to focus on cinematography now since I cant run anything to make gameplay on

I have so many plans

[quiet abyss]

indeed

[broken mountain]

may black week come

[left mantle]

Do I play tonks in a bit

[broken mountain]

[quiet abyss]

thats why i usually play with the lads, or i just S rank missions

or i mod the game for new content/AI tweaks

[sour rivet]

find me @oblique belfry

[quiet abyss]

or challenges

[oblique belfry]

uhh

[sour rivet]

oh shit that me

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

clicks on most popular
800 views
phone recording
watch dogs 2 bug
sounds from background

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

waiyt

wait hold on

what do you MEAN my watch dogs vid is my most popular

tf

[sour rivet]

it was supposed to be my far cry 5 one

[oblique belfry]

i dunno

[sour rivet]

tf

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

HOW

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/sFjJU5lf2K0

wow an official release of death wish and marrow

[sour rivet]

maybe i should start posting more videos again...

[oblique belfry]

fortnite experience maki food edition

speaking of

[sour rivet]

if i ever make a maki food video it needs to be editied as hell

[oblique belfry]

when do we do vid 2

for fortnut

[sour rivet]

i refuse to have a bland ass fortnit vid

i unno

[oblique belfry]

dont overstimulate your fans with edit every 1 second

[slim magnet]

it's not fucking free for fresh supply owners

[oblique belfry]

edit places on good timed places

[slim magnet]

gahdaym

[sour rivet]

slowly turning the skin to face the camera as the video becomes more and more compressed

maki

food

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwQqQ_wtHw

wot dis ?????

[sour rivet]

and then the whole vid is just

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-june-june-nineteenth-david-menended-gif-1358469001033730509

[quiet abyss]

momo i have a question for you

[oblique belfry]

yeah no

[quiet abyss]

why the fuck did i spontaneously combust on RoN the other day?

i just fucking blew up, no door bomb, no bombers

[oblique belfry]

i would send a ticket to yt multiple times

[quiet abyss]

just kinda exploded

[oblique belfry]

just so you can get swatted

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

bro would have me killed

[oblique belfry]

dw birb

with our combined autisms

we will surely make the best video in yt

[sour rivet]

combine me and sams 'tism with yours

we become gods

BECOME AS GODS

[oblique belfry]

-# or reta-

🛌

[proven tundra]

😔

I believe in you

[sour rivet]

how tf does sam have 13 hours in hades 2 already

[proven tundra]

you can make one good yt video

[left mantle]

Now what tank do i play when my headset is charged