Alright, look at this, it looks high quality and pretty professional, right?
#╟❓general-offtopic
thin bobcat
slim magnet
i did not know how much i needed the simulated bullets
thin bobcat
Something you'd probably actually buy if you really wanted to trust them
And then we have the downy equivalent
opal star
Oh boy.
broken mountain
And then we have the downy equivalent
John Deere has a son with down syndrome?
thin bobcat
Yes, John Doe
sick trail
broken mountain
Yes, John Doe
Sounds like somebody who would steal my bike@thin bobcat
why did it ping
tf
thin bobcat
They got the MF nitrous.
1$ for Nitrous, alright, either those are the wrong prices or something else is up
sick trail
They got enough laughing gas for one heart surgery
thin bobcat
That pricing makes no sense
broken mountain
They got the MF nitrous.
20,000kg
opal star
😂
broken mountain
I can tell an underpaid pakistani dude was setting up the sale offers
thin bobcat
😂
The "Back To School" design
I don't think I would ever order anything from that website
opal star
Oh i can book a tour?
thin bobcat
Oh i can book a tour?
Maybe even a taste test
sick trail
The "Back To School" design
Back to 1799 Laughing Gas Parties
opal star
Lol, wtf. They put up their 'certificates'.
blazing maple
just got back from work
opal star
Odd looking plug.
blazing maple
time to buy and play silent hill f
thin bobcat
Odd looking plug.
what the fuck
broken mountain
Odd looking plug.
alloy plastic particles
thin bobcat
those are pop rocks, when it inevitably breaks, you'll have a party in your rectum
opal star
The chinese know how to party.
thin bobcat
That glass is looking hella thin
broken mountain
The chinese know how to party.
I believe this is something for rather single people
😂
opal star
This site is a meme mine.
proud lantern
Flame retarded
broken mountain
I wonder if anybody would buy 1000 kilograms of transparent dildos to get a 1.70$ discount
upbeat verge
what did I do?
thin bobcat
This site is a meme mine.
Okay, that could potentially be a vase
But the first one?
Hell no
thin bobcat
broken mountain
It looks like a bomb
destroys the enemy from the inside
proud lantern
destroys the enemy from the inside
Antman
broken mountain
https://aoqiinflatables.en.made-in-china.com/product/bXEQzwYybnco/China-Outdoor-...
8-11yo?
opal star
Im craving tuna
Come over to nova scotia, pay up front $20k for a tuna.
thin bobcat
Har*** made an order recently, dude comes from india
broken mountain
or just order 5 tons of seafood from guangzhou
opal star
LOL.
broken mountain
Har\*\*\* made an order recently, dude comes from india
LMAOOOO
proud lantern
Har\*\*\* made an order recently, dude comes from india
Fat woman
They actually list the people who buy this shit
So bad
thin bobcat
I found that like 3 minutes ago but couldn't contain my laughter after getting the notification in the lower left corner of some indian fucker getting exposed for ordering
opal star
🤣
proud lantern
Come over to nova scotia, pay up front $20k for a tuna.
What
broken mountain
mehmed from tajikistan said he came twice in a minute
opal star
It's a 600 pound tuna, going to cost a bit.
opal star
Lmao.
proud lantern
I'd live the rest of my life eating tuna if i could
proud lantern
Everything is made in china
thin bobcat
made in china
It's probably some mystery meat
proud lantern
We're Chinese
thin bobcat
Probably some shit like the extra's of neutered pets something
They have an exclusive deal with vets all across the globe
proud lantern
Ffs man aiming with a controller feels like gonnarhea
What disease did Mohamed ali have?
broken mountain
It's probably some mystery meat
Mmm cat meat
proud lantern
Mmm cat meat
I like the guy in your pfp
opal star
I'd live the rest of my life eating tuna if i could
They taste great.
opal star
Jesus.
proud lantern
They taste great.
Fish
broken mountain
thin bobcat
the categories are wild
proud lantern
broken mountain
thats a dude
left mantle
@marsh cargo Nothing worse leveling in T4 than seeing a fuckling panzer III J on my team.
thin bobcat
ah, charlie sheen, long time no see
proud lantern
the categories are wild
Do they have cookies and cream
broken mountain
the categories are wild
It would be even better if white was categorized as "normal"
thin bobcat
Do they have cookies and cream
Probably from the trial phases, they have some left over cream but the cookies are 1 ton wholesale, 5$
left mantle
Every Single One has been pure ass to play with. Either AFK or effectively AFK
broken mountain
"male girl body silicone" and its a collection of rainbow dildos
proud lantern
Every *Single* ***One*** has been pure ass to play with. Either AFK or effective...
Thats me in every small team multiplayer game
thin bobcat
There's 13 entries for black, clicking on it, not one of them is black
broken mountain
Intelligent voice?
opal star
Grok included in the package.
proud lantern
Intelligent voice?
Voice teaches you math
thin bobcat
Grok included in the package.
pause
proud lantern
Grok can you fact check this
broken mountain
Hey Siri, do you like my cock
thin bobcat
They just fucking ship it with windows 8.1 and cortana
proud lantern
broken mountain
They just fucking ship it with windows 8.1 and cortana
In the middle of a session you get an advertisement for windows 11
thin bobcat
In the middle of a session you get an advertisement for windows 11
or a spotify ad and then just some podcast starts playing
opal star
left mantle
Thats me in every small team multiplayer game
Picks high mobility medium tank that is effectively a light tank Proceeds to try to play like a TD
opal star
Saudi arabia, lmao.
broken mountain
or a spotify ad and then just some podcast starts playing
Artificial moaning followed by "Wanna break from the ads?", cant make this shit up
proud lantern
Thats me in every small team multiplayer game
I stopped playing those games because they always match me up with the special class
The type of dudes that would walk by an enemy while i get tortured
thin bobcat
Rajesh made an order recently
broken mountain
I swear
Why are most of the sex toys bought by indians
also those creeps on omegle and such, like 70% of them are indians
is that nation genetically horny or smth?
left mantle
I'm waiting for a specific @ just to make this more targeted
thin bobcat
is that nation genetically horny or smth?
There's like billions, of course it stands out
proud lantern
Don't Americans have stores dedicated to that stuf
broken mountain
I know a few indians and they are chill af
proud lantern
broken mountain
Don't Americans have stores dedicated to that stuf
I mean
Sex shops are worldwide, no?
opal star
Don't Americans have stores dedicated to that stuf
Spencer's is great.
thin bobcat
Don't Americans have stores dedicated to that stuf
Every country does have stores for that kinda stuff
broken mountain
We dont have this in small cities because 6 churches collide
thin bobcat
Frowned upon in most asian countries
I mean, of course, they produce that shit
broken mountain
Frowned upon in most asian countries
Aliexpress bought out all sex shops for less competition
left mantle
We dont have this in small cities because 6 churches collide
You sure as fuck won't see it in a small american town.
proud lantern
I mean, of course, they produce that shit
China does
The chinese produce anti china shirts bro
Anything
uneven sapphire
proud lantern
Everything
left mantle
Japan just veils theirs behind morally ambiguous media
thin bobcat
<:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Not necessarily the best timing
proud lantern
Japan just veils theirs behind morally ambiguous media
Their what
uneven sapphire
Not necessarily the best timing
Hm?
proud lantern
Their sex addiction?
thin bobcat
But I think it's best if we stop the sex doll memes
broken mountain
Well
proud lantern
Bra got hacked
thin bobcat
yooo
uneven sapphire
thin bobcat
you edited the message content
proud lantern
Porn addiction.
Yeah
thin bobcat
Just kidding, I ain't gonna remove it
proud lantern
Don't they have cafés
thin bobcat
I don't care lmao
proud lantern
Like gaming cafe's but masturbation
opal star
Wut.
proud lantern
Theres places with vr headsets
proud lantern
They let you masturbate their
thin bobcat
The japanese are weird
left mantle
And their whole birthrate situation has a bunch of shit contributing to it but that's not a conversation for here
proud lantern
Idk if its bs or not but i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't
thin bobcat
They have like full on pods and shit with computers and all of them have a tissue box in them
Then you can rent some stuff, I do not know how that business model holds
But it has to be profitable to some extent, otherwise it wouldn't exist
proud lantern
They have like full on pods and shit with computers and all of them have a tissu...
Ok but
Why don't they do it in their homes
broken mountain
Why don't they do it in their homes
Come on
thin bobcat
Why don't they do it in their homes
How would I know
thin bobcat
A massage chair
Nah, it's usually some rancid ass ikea chair from what I have seen, I saw that shit a while back on YouTube I think, those rooms are just normal rooms but they can be used for other purposes as well
They are fully walled off
With a door
proud lantern
Imagine going there to play VR games and you're greeted with a jerkmate login screen
thin bobcat
Imagine going there to play VR games and you're greeted with a jerkmate login sc...
Shit just sticks to your head
opal star
Take out the blacklight, floor becomes lava.
wet lantern
proud lantern
"Why's this shit so greasy"
broken mountain
"Why's this shit so greasy"
Nahhhh
Japan is both a futuristic society and weirdest shit I've seen
thin bobcat
Japan is both a futuristic society and weirdest shit I've seen
I mean, their society has a gigantic issue with sex, it's insane
opal star
Weed isn't legal in japan, right?
broken mountain
I still dont know how tf people get turned on by the anime designs, but sure
Like come on
thin bobcat
Like it's actually a massive issue
proud lantern
Japanese do alot of great shit but man they're weird
broken mountain
Europe is still the best
broken mountain
The best at making inedible food
You havent seen the italian cuisine
and eastern europe
left mantle
The best at making inedible food
Britain isn't in the EU anymore, ain't you heard?
broken mountain
and france is collapsing
proud lantern
Britain isn't in the EU anymore, ain't you heard?
Did they become neighbours with Americans or what
Roommates
uneven sapphire
Eu as in European union
proud lantern
and eastern europe
I did bro and i regret it
proud lantern
Eu as in European union
Oh
thin bobcat
ah shit
left mantle
Did they become neighbours with Americans or what
It's a brexit and british food joke in one
thin bobcat
gotta clean my browser history, this was my work profile
little depot
European food is banger lmao
broken mountain
gotta clean my browser history, this was my work profile
Man I opened an incognito tab for this
little depot
What is sis on
left mantle
No fucking way BoS
thin bobcat
Man I opened an incognito tab for this
Who cares, I had a proxy on
uneven sapphire
Shepards pie
proud lantern
uneven sapphire
And stuff
proud lantern
Africa is underrated
left mantle
No way you looked that shit on the work account
proud lantern
I swear every African I've met is the nicest person on earth
little depot
Marsian food is decent too
thin bobcat
No way you looked that shit on the work account <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Could be worse, it's local only, would be worse if I actually used my synchronised profile for it lmao
little depot
Underated even
broken mountain
I wont forget when I baited my friend to google "portugal gdp" or something, and it showed up like 15 porn links in his search recommendations
proud lantern
Marsian food is decent too
What'd they eat their bra
proud lantern
I wont forget when I baited my friend to google "*por*tugal gdp" or something, a...
Why isn't he using incognito thats on him
uneven sapphire
🤨
opal star
Prefer Uranusian personally
Haven't you heard? It's urectum now.
proud lantern
uneven sapphire
Haven't you heard? It's urectum now.
sick trail
thin bobcat
Bro's doing an express order
sick trail
The Bay Harbor Koreaboo
proud lantern
Im in south Carolina
uneven sapphire
So that’s you
thin bobcat
Im in south Carolina
Alright Sam Houston
uneven sapphire
wild vortex
the bay harbor:
broken mountain
Don't tell Sound about American porno theatres
what
thin bobcat
the bay harbor:
sand eater
uneven sapphire
The bay harbor pisser
wild vortex
sand eater
proud lantern
Don't tell Sound about American porno theatres
Bro don't get me started with Americans
thin bobcat
had to post it twice to make sure
proud lantern
Americans out here cutting their limbs as some sort of fetish
wild vortex
oopsies
proud lantern
Did you guys hear about that
latent hazel
anti-ward supremacy
wild vortex
never hears of americans no
left mantle
I think you need to spend less time on the internet
wild vortex
that was the uk bloke
left mantle
You're falling for some crazy shit
proud lantern
broken mountain
Sup Singh
wild vortex
england
thin bobcat
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/doctor-jailed-getting-legs-amputated-s...
That's England
The UK
wild vortex
about the same place on the map
thin bobcat
Not US
broken mountain
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/doctor-jailed-getting-legs-amputated-s...
dude cut his own legs off and got jailed
green granite
Im in south Carolina
Who let you in South Carolina
proud lantern
Same thing
broken mountain
😭
uneven sapphire
This might be Lyming V3
proud lantern
dude cut his own legs off and got jailed
Average British routine
broken mountain
oh he made insurance claim
uneven sapphire
Ngl
broken mountain
nvm
thin bobcat
This might be Lyming V3
Lyming but found 4chan
opal star
Who let you in South Carolina
Bought off the gators.
uneven sapphire
Lyming but found 4chan
left mantle
oh he made insurance claim
Hm. Something tells me this was more than fetish then.
broken mountain
lyming but has 4 connected accounts
proud lantern
Chronically online
Who
uneven sapphire
Every iteration gets worse
uneven sapphire
lyming but has 4 connected accounts
opal star
I heard it ina video
Watch over the hedge, then take a quick break from the phone.
broken mountain
I heard it ina video
lyming hows the marine training going?
uneven sapphire
thin bobcat
lyming hows the marine training going?
The Baracks Bunny
broken mountain
Watch over the hedge, then take a quick break from the phone.
he cant
he doesnt have the free will to take a break
proud lantern
Watch over the hedge, then take a quick break from the phone.
Can't bro
uneven sapphire
The seed of hatred is sown once again
thin bobcat
Wasn't Lyming from Cambodia?
opal star
Put a gun in his hand and he'll know freedom.
broken mountain
Wasn't Lyming from Cambodia?
haha stop saying im lyming im from the us
proud lantern
Put a gun in his hand and he'll know freedom.
left mantle
Wasn't Lyming from Cambodia?
Somewhere in SEA
broken mountain
he was cambodian, yes
proud lantern
What do you think about free consciousness
Its good
broken mountain
mf posted footage of half naked prisoners in trenches and asked if he will get banned AFTER the fact
thin bobcat
This is not lyming
An AI model can learn the most basic information of what it did wrong by negative rewards, he could do that as well
proud lantern
mf posted footage of half naked prisoners in trenches and asked if he will get b...
He sounds Cambodian alright
left mantle
uneven sapphire
An AI model can learn the most basic information of what it did wrong by negativ...
True
proud lantern
https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-black-future-trunks-future-trunks-gif-766494225...
Why are they carrying china lakes in the future
left mantle
An AI model can learn the most basic information of what it did wrong by negativ...
Clearly not as fast.
left mantle
Considering the first alt was so painfully obvious
proud lantern
Lack of creativity
Could've had them carry a lazer weapon or something
But they made a china lake
thin bobcat
Lack of creativity
Stay out of this, Lyming, we are trying to deduct if you're capable of that
thin bobcat
Jokes aside, I doubt it's Lyming
uneven sapphire
Same
thin bobcat
But I would also not be surprised
proud lantern
Literally what'd i do
uneven sapphire
This guy doesn’t seem to have profound mental retardation
thin bobcat
I will send 100 tons of fish there
opal star
Love aldi's.
thin bobcat
Straight from China
proud lantern
Maru's day dreaming about some random cambodian idk about
uneven sapphire
Yes
broken mountain
ok chovy
uneven sapphire
opal star
Straight from China
Make sure it's baby fish.
left mantle
broken mountain
baby octopus
thin bobcat
Make sure it's baby fish.
That's 3$ per ton, do I look like I am made of money?
proud lantern
Is it me or does dj khalid look like adam Sandler
thin bobcat
1 ton of surströmming
wet lantern
That's 3$ per ton, do I look like I am made of money?
sounds like it's time to roll out GAMMA premium then
proud lantern
proud lantern
1 ton of surströmming
left mantle
Time for the whales
thin bobcat
time to create a shit game, publish it on steam and have some heavily obfuscated virus in there that scans for crypto wallets to clean them
opal star
1 ton of surströmming
Halal certified, LMAO.
thin bobcat
It's not Xela, of course it doesn't work
real aspen
Someone said contact sports should be illegal
left mantle
Holy everytime shots get fired at xela it's great
thin bobcat
Holy everytime shots get fired at xela it's great
That fucking bot had like 20 commands, which all sent links
I had to add that to ragequit SPECIFICALLY because of Xela
Because ragequit would've just bashed open the skull of xela and banned the bot
frail leafBOT
📚 Sex / sɛks
-# aka. sexual urge, excite, wind up, sexual activity, sex activity, arouse, turn on, sexuality, sexual practice, gender
- The properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles
- Activities associated with sexual intercourse
- All of the feelings resulting from the urge to gratify sexual impulses
- Stimulate sexually
- Either of the two categories (male or female) into which most organisms are divided
broken mountain
ok it works
proud lantern
Someone said contact sports should be illegal
There should be steroid free sections of every sport
I think that'd be interesting
dire ferry
wet lantern
seks
left mantle
ok it works
Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?
frail leafBOT
📚 Insanity / ɪn'sænɪti
- Relatively permanent disorder of the mind
wet lantern
🤌
frail leafBOT
📚 Schizophrenia / ,skɪtsə'friniə
-# aka. dementia praecox, schizophrenic psychosis, schizophrenic disorder
- Any of several psychotic disorders characterized by distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and language and withdrawal from social contact
proud lantern
## 📚 Insanity / ɪn'sænɪti
1. Relatively permanent disorder of the mind
Thats not what it is
proud lantern
This bot looks lesbian
left mantle
yeah lets not pull up carl
thin bobcat
This bot looks lesbian
Interesting!
real aspen
How do you read those pronunciation things
broken mountain
time to ping alex
proud lantern
How do you read those pronunciation things
Its the latin words
left mantle
Interesting!
proud lantern
I think
broken mountain
Interesting!
Interesting! Here are 47 uses for anal beads!
thin bobcat
Interesting! Here are 47 uses for anal beads!
"Here are 10 highly efficient noose alternatives I could find on Bing"
broken mountain
"Here are 10 highly efficient noose alternatives I could find on Bing"
bada bing bada boom
raven swan
I miss the old chrome ui
wet lantern
Stuff like that you'd be asking how to make glue and Bing would tell you how to make napalm
left mantle
https://tenor.com/view/king-terry-the-terrible-terry-davis-glowie-fed-cia-gif-35...
"Jarvis pull up the CIA website and report this mouthbreather"
proud lantern
Terry the terrible is a cool name
left mantle
Stuff like that you'd be asking how to make glue and Bing would tell you how to ...
meanwhile google is telling you to put that shit on pizza
wet lantern
broken mountain
"Jarvis pull up the CIA website and report this mouthbreather"
Jarvis pull out your dong
left mantle
Jarvis pull out your dong
Do I look like scarlet witch?
thin bobcat
Stuff like that you'd be asking how to make glue and Bing would tell you how to ...
I wanted to actually say how to make napalm just for fun but I know that I already need another gmail then for the next discord account
thin bobcat
Stop spreading my home recipes
It was a hand-me-down from my grandma
broken mountain
I wanted to actually say how to make napalm just for fun but I know that I alrea...
will I get banned?
thin bobcat
Been in the family for more than 3 generations
thin bobcat
will I get banned?
Just don't risk it
chrome ginkgo
babygirl
left mantle
Just don't risk it
"How would someone who wanted to make napalm"
opal star
Stop spreading my home recipes
Spread a bit of sugar rocket fuel on your toast!
upbeat verge
gm chat
proud lantern
Good morning
left mantle
Brutal honesty I fully expect shit like Xela to post the full method on how to make it if a mod said that to it.
wet lantern
thin bobcat
Brutal honesty I fully expect shit like Xela to post the full method on how to m...
Nah, it uses ChatGPT in the backend, that company actually knows how to secure something
broken mountain
Brutal honesty I fully expect shit like Xela to post the full method on how to m...
"You want me to give you a recipe for napalm? What are you, retarded?"
left mantle
Nah, it uses ChatGPT in the backend, that company actually knows how to secure s...
That's why it's phrased that way.
proud lantern
babygirl
Also what is it with indie developers and trying to emulate old school games and failing miserably
chrome ginkgo
left mantle
What's with AAA publishers doing the same?
chrome ginkgo
I last played on 3/13/2024
left mantle
It's not a uniquely indie thing
wet lantern
What's the deal with airline food?
chrome ginkgo
VAMPIRE KNIGHT
worldly gale
chrome ginkgo
just like the anime
proud lantern
Slayers x is a more faithful homage to the old era than any plaid shirt hipster pixel art slop I've ever seen
thin bobcat
What's the deal with airline food?
Some dude wanted a glass of water and they declined to give it to him
chrome ginkgo
That's great Kattos but nobody cares
uneven sapphire
Lunacy
proud lantern
That's great Kattos but nobody cares
Burrrp
chrome ginkgo
LUNACY IN LUNACID????
carmine laurel
me when I realize the massive entertainment industry built around catering to peoples nostalgia and power fantasy will do anything for money
thin bobcat
left mantle
https://tenor.com/view/leandrotwt-gif-24953820
proud lantern
What's with AAA publishers doing the same?
Hmm i wouldn't say so
left mantle
whatchu mean by that
thin bobcat
https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-g...
water please 🗣️
left mantle
Hmm i wouldn't say so
I would.
wet lantern
me when I realize the massive entertainment industry built around catering to pe...
Nothing quite like a remaster of a remake of a remaster
proud lantern
Maybe banking on old ips yeah but they usually don't try to make it look like something that came out from the 2000's and failing miserably
left mantle
They do it all the fucking time but put it behind a smaller company than call it "indie" as if it actually was
carmine laurel
Nothing quite like a remaster of a remake of a remaster
left mantle
Your daily rant reminder that indie has nothing to do with budget
wet lantern
left mantle
Nothing quite like a remaster of a remake of a remaster
Last of Us anytime another year passes
uneven sapphire
<a:nodders:1244959805714468946>
Hi btw 
carmine laurel
Hi btw <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
uneven sapphire
Almost forgor 
proud lantern
Sony too busy making shitty TV shows than making games
left mantle
Sony doing anything but porting bloodborne
proud lantern
Screw this Industry
wet lantern
Last of Us anytime another year passes
Truly a rival to the game series with the big shoes guy with the key sword
Kingdom Hearts
I forgot what it was called
left mantle
Truly a rival to the game series with the big shoes guy with the key sword
And in a shorter timeframe.
carmine laurel
sure doomer
left mantle
Nah.
carmine laurel
You didnt enjoy anything since then
left mantle
This year has been fucking hype.
proud lantern
Good games came out afterwards sure
carmine laurel
you didnt have fun in a single other thing for 12 years
upbeat verge
ALOOO GOOODEE MORNINGGGG
proud lantern
But not the extent of what we had before
left mantle
Nah.
carmine laurel
no you're just not a brain dead kid anymore
proud lantern
Nope
chrome ginkgo
You're ignoring the absolute mountain of slop that came out pre 2013
wet lantern
GOOODE MORN IVAN IVANOVICH IVANSKY IVANOV IVANKOV
chrome ginkgo
Every year has good games, and slop, and mid
chrome ginkgo
Remember pre 2013 there were games that legit got 3/10 ratings from IGN
leaden pilot
upbeat verge
GOOODE MORN IVAN IVANOVICH IVANSKY IVANOV IVANKOV
oy
carmine laurel
life was so good when I was just out of school and could spend all day playing games with my friends from school waa
proud lantern
You're ignoring the absolute mountain of slop that came out pre 2013
Uh okay bad media came out before
Whats your point
upbeat verge
bad media always existed
left mantle
2018 was ALSO a good ass year
proud lantern
Compare the line up of any year from 2004-2013 to what we have now
chrome ginkgo
Bad media happening isn't new, you're just blinded by rose colored glasses
carmine laurel
ah yes
carmine laurel
the goated line up of
proud lantern
Woke slop also contributed big time but thankfully its dying
chrome ginkgo
woke slop
carmine laurel
fallout 3, oblivion and ?
carmine laurel
Woke slop also contributed big time but thankfully its dying
lmao
look at this fucking loser
chrome ginkgo
Now Shiyon you shut your whore mouth dissing Fallout 3 and Oblivion
proud lantern
Because companies finally realized making dogshit that one likes isn't profitable !
proud lantern
look at this fucking loser
Cry about it retard
carmine laurel
Now Shiyon you shut your whore mouth dissing Fallout 3 and Oblivion
2 good games does not a line up make
chrome ginkgo
then read what they said
left mantle
Hell 2023 in retrospect was ALSO pretty fucking good.
thin bobcat
planned on getting back to work
upbeat verge
CHAT I TOOK A SHIT
chrome ginkgo
Makes it clear they're just ragebaiting
upbeat verge
planned on getting back to work
watchu work?
proud lantern
Makes it clear they're just ragebaiting
Me when someone disagrees with my opinion
chrome ginkgo
CHAT I TOOK A SHIT
WE DONT NEED TO KNOW
proud lantern
CHAT I TOOK A SHIT
Did it feel good
upbeat verge
WE DONT NEED TO KNOW
YES U DO
chrome ginkgo
🔫
upbeat verge
aha
thin bobcat
watchu work?
E2EE (end to end encrypted) messanger for internal company communication
upbeat verge
E2EE (end to end encrypted) messanger for internal company communication
nice
thin bobcat
upbeat verge
though coding so probably big headache
carmine laurel
Makes it clear they're just ragebaiting
even a broken clock is right 2x a day
thin bobcat
though coding so probably big headache
just the general setup is quite complex, that's about it
chrome ginkgo
even a broken clock is right 2x a day
It's less that and more they're directly contradictory statements
upbeat verge
even a broken cock
proud lantern
You're drooling on you're phone rn
chrome ginkgo
even a broken cock
proud lantern
Alright
thin bobcat
Killing that line of ragebait early
left mantle
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-walking-away-patrick-leaving-patrick-not-caring-p...
I want more entertainment
Not less
carmine laurel
proud lantern
wet lantern
I want *more* entertainment
We don't have the budget for that
left mantle
We don't have the budget for that
Why put it in the budget if they just give it away for free?
wet lantern
Still too much
real aspen
just the general setup is quite complex, that's about it
copy discord message code and sell it 
thin bobcat
copy discord message code and sell it <:jokerge:1187889527176564906>
I want it to be functional.
And with E2EE, not whatever Discord does
real aspen
damn
i still dont get programming
i mean
the base of it is easy but no i've idea how to put it together
thin bobcat
the base of it is easy but no i've idea how to put it together
I mean, that's what makes programming hard, everyone can throw together a hunk of junk within whatever timeframe, creating something that you can maintain is the key
A clean structure
real aspen
not that
sick trail
Idk man, go make a videogame
Have you seen Undertale?
It's a lot of else if
real aspen
sure i learned the syntax for multiple langauges, and understand how components interact and how to construct a well documented and clean-ish code
problem is, what next?
thin bobcat
Idk man, go make a videogame
Have you seen Undertale?
It's a lot of else if
Depends on what setting, for a game that is fine, if you show that a senior dev tho, you'll not have a job for long
sick trail
Also Undertale goes for pennies a lot of the time so
thin bobcat
sure i learned the syntax for multiple langauges, and understand how components ...
The syntax is useless, I can learn the syntax of a language in about an hour or 2
That's not the important part
left mantle
Idk man, go make a videogame
Have you seen Undertale?
It's a lot of else if
I know someone who made a subpar clone of this! The name escapes me though...
thin bobcat
You need to learn how the language actually works, what quirks it has, what down or upsides it has, do you need to manage memory?
sick trail
Hmm, Heartbound
left mantle
Hmm, Heartbound
real aspen
You need to learn how the language actually works, what quirks it has, what down...
except i never got to point where i needed to know that stuff
cause i just dont know how to put everything together
left mantle
Somehow the better option
I was just about to say this exact sentence
real aspen
and the basic projects you find online are too basic
but anything more advanced is too advanced
upbeat verge
left mantle
At least EFT has some content, and some form of development... even if piss poor
I wish I could update like 2 lines of code every few months and call that me working on something
thin bobcat
cause i just dont know how to put everything together
What do you mean by "put everything together"? Depending on the goal that you want to reach, you will need to figure out how to get there, sometimes there is already pre-existing libraries, sometimes you need to implement it yourself from the original documentation, often presented with C PoW Concepts
And sometimes there is just nothing and you need to figure it out yourself
latent hazel
I wish I could update like 2 lines of code every few months and call that me wor...
Piratesoftware reference?
left mantle
Piratesoftware reference?
For the past couple minutes yes
latent hazel
Oh lol
wet lantern
Piratesoftware reference?
green granite
https://tenor.com/view/dairy-queen-blizzard-ice-cream-dq-dq-blizzard-gif-1316324...
The caramel one is fucking awesome
latent hazel
https://tenor.com/view/dairy-queen-blizzard-ice-cream-dq-dq-blizzard-gif-1316324...
Blizzard and 🪢
left mantle
And it was the first message I saw
Don't worry. You've still done more than him
latent hazel
Two PS staples
green granite
wet lantern
The caramel one is fucking awesome
I only ever get the oreo one
green granite
Disgustang
sick trail
FWIW I couldn't do better than Piratesoftware, but I'm also not asking money for it
left mantle
FWIW I couldn't do better than Piratesoftware, but I'm also not asking money for...
You could with minimal investment
thin bobcat
FWIW I couldn't do better than Piratesoftware, but I'm also not asking money for...
Oh yeah, you definitely could
That does not require talent or a lot of knowledge
sick trail
I mean hey
I'm in #📢development now 
(Latest contribution was moving a file into a folder)
wet lantern
Disgustang
Wait no I got a pecan blizzard once cause they ran out of oreo
dire ferry
it actually does require talent, to create a piece of software so awful that you can't even work on it and have to defraud millions of people
real aspen
What do you mean by "put everything together"? Depending on the goal that you wa...
yeah, i mean just that. How do i put the libraries together with my own code to achieve a goal?
this is the same rant as many times before; i wanna learn programming because i find it interesting, but i have absolute no use for it, which is a problem because i learn the best by actually doing stuff.
all the online projects seem to be either too basic; single-file code that's there just to teach you to type properly
or too advanced; jumping straight to multi-file code with interlinked libraries and shit
also all the courses i can find just dumb it down too much with stupid analogies and shit
this is specifically for software i might add
havent tried games yet but i imagine it'll be easier since you have an engine as a base to build off
thin bobcat
yeah, i mean just that. How do i put the libraries together with my own code to ...
Each language has different was of importing their exposed functions.
You can't just call whatever you want of a library, that is impossible, it has to be exposed by the library, for example:
calc_add(1, 3) would work but the internal function, like __internal_calc_add(1, 3) would not, that's the very very basic outline of libraries.
Some languages like C or C++ use the header (.h) system for importing, those expose all of the available functions mentioned in that .h document to the current context (your current file).
Then you can start working with those libraries.
green granite
Man
real aspen
Each language has different was of importing their exposed functions.
You can't...
i dont think you get it dude
green granite
About to pick up discrete next semester and now I need to get time to review everything
Fuck me
I have to go through the entire dynamic object and shit again
green granite
Fuckkkkkk
green granite
thin bobcat
i dont think you get it dude
Look, I have to work, if your issue is quite literally creating your own functions to handle the data that gets returned by the libraries, then you might have a fundamental issue with understanding how to actually program.
real aspen
forget the terminology, it's irrelevant here.
problem is taking that bank of knowledge i learned and putting it to practice
uneven sapphire
left mantle
snow tree
carmine laurel
I wish I could update like 2 lines of code every few months and call that me wor...
14h dev stream daily
2 months of accumulated watching = 1h38 minutes of time spent actually typing anything in a coding language
snow tree
How much of that was commenting/changing random variables?
carmine laurel
<:peepostarechamp2:1291583880201240646>
carmine laurel
How much of that was commenting/changing random variables?
probably most of it
snow tree
probably most of it
left mantle
probably most of it
Nah most of it was showing the code and telling critics of it that they're wrong actually
carmine laurel
Nah most of it was showing the code and telling critics of it that they're wrong...
nah I already clarified the time counted was spent typing
left mantle
He's just changing coding language to illustrate why his code isn't dogshit
carmine laurel
we dont count the time spent leaving it open and talking about bullshit
left mantle
But it's funny that he treats his "updates" as if they aren't just things he pushes out to avoid steam's automatic abandoned game marker
carmine laurel
technically the "updates" I do where I fix grammar and spelling mistakes caused by slamming energy drinks and writing at 3am are better updates than what he's listed
carmine laurel
"fuck man, this fucking error I made here completely changes the meaning of like the entire chapter, now I need to post an announcement to please replay it because of it"
green granite
pallid sapphire
Il post the Gremlin again
static axle
upbeat verge
chat
technical question
my ipv4 changes from time to time on my pc and I don't want it to do that as it makes it horrible to log into jellyfin each time I Have to input the new ipv4
is there a way to make it static?
or no...
broken mountain
What a nice day without piratesoftware mentioned
It cant get better than this man
static axle
carmine laurel
carmine laurel
nda me
latent hazel
my ipv4 changes from time to time on my pc and I don't want it to do that as it ...
You need to throw it back in a rhombus and it will fix
broken mountain
@upbeat verge luggages left in waiting room, my travel agency guy will get me to the airport in 3 hours
I will miss bulgaria
static axle
katya goes ballistic if someone rings the door bell or knocks on it
mine just goes "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
and scares the ever living shit out of me
carmine laurel
she goes crazy, and then I open the door and she instantly reverts back to being quiet and not caring
left mantle
man I got the next couple days off...
And it's mostly gonna be adapting my sleep schedule
static axle
mine does the hound scream with people nowadays, fun to be in store and hearing the scream outside
static axle
man I got the next couple days off...
same, too bad im dead
managed to sleep 2 hours in 4 hours. tripped balls the other 2
uneven sapphire
I’m going crazy
real aspen
can you grab me a can of insanity along the way?
uneven sapphire
real aspen
my ipv4 changes from time to time on my pc and I don't want it to do that as it ...
yes
why didnt anyone answer ivan earlier bruh
upbeat verge
ok I think I was able to manually set the IP adress on my desktop
real aspen
you're using windows yeah?
upbeat verge
so idk if it will change now or no
I dont want the ip to my desktop to change because each new day the ip changes and I have to enter in a different IP to log into my jellyfin from my phone or laptop
and thats annoying
upbeat verge
you're using windows yeah?
I am
real aspen
I am
control panel > network and sharing centre > change adapter settings > double click your active adapter (cable or wifi) > properties > IPv4
upbeat verge
I did that
real aspen
yeah should be good then
upbeat verge
I set them like this
and it connected
my pc has a wired connection to the router btw
just wanna point that out
but will it change overnight? @real aspen
I don't want it to do that
upbeat verge
cuz in order to connect to the jellyfin server I'm basically connecting to the "server" jellyfin made on my pc
and if that has a everchanging ip its annoying
rocky turtle
Gm <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
hi Maru
real aspen
but will it change overnight? <@315562788368154624>
it's static
upbeat verge
oh
good.
man I'm learning so much
this is cool 
I normally would've never dabbled in shit like this with home networking and home media servers but this is very nice
gets my autism going
real aspen
although you can also go to your router config and assign a static IP to your MAC
upbeat verge
tried that
but couldn't log in
despite me using the password that was set for it
unless theres a different password than the wifi one I should be entering
real aspen
did you try admin admin
real aspen
damn
upbeat verge
I don't wanna reset the router
it is my familys router that was given to them by the ISP
upbeat verge
I have my own 4 enternna gigabit router that was gifted to me by my roommate but idk if connecting that will work
idk what the ISP guys did
real aspen
plug it in and power it on
home routers are completely plug and play
minus setting wifi password and name
real aspen
anyway resetting the router wont do anything ISP-wise
real aspen
yeah it resets to default
will need to remake your wifi name and password and reconnect stuff
upbeat verge
anyway if you said that it wont change now that I setup the manual ipv4 I hope it will be fine
real aspen
what did you put in it anyway
upbeat verge
tbh each time i just need to change the last ip number from a 1 or a 2 and shit but its annoying
real aspen
.254?
upbeat verge
I'm not showing my ip
real aspen
your ip will tell me absolute nothing, i most likely share it with you
real aspen
and billion other people
upbeat verge
:D
oh
well idk much about ips and shit
and DHCP
I'm not technically qualified to tinker with any of this
I just use google
and it worked
setting up the jellyfin server was also a breeze
slim magnet
i'm qualified but i selectively erased everything from my memory
upbeat verge
i'm qualified but i selectively erased everything from my memory
holy based
also hi momo
slim magnet
that isn't packet tracer mapping because it was actually kinda fun to do as a game
real aspen
you shouldn't show your router's outbound-facing ip, anything internal (like your phone or pc) is fine unless you also provide other info like passwords and shit
slim magnet
everything else i could not give less of a shit about
i only remember programming because i've been doing it since i was like 11 years old
upbeat verge
funnily enough
real aspen
cisco packet tracer?
slim magnet
and that it still helps me mod games
real aspen
i fucking
upbeat verge
I have set a static IP on my phone wifi
real aspen
hate that pile of shit
upbeat verge
lmao
slim magnet
the fuck do i want dbs for
upbeat verge
I just realized that
slim magnet
or router knowledge
upbeat verge
I'm routing my shit rn 
slim magnet
the fuck do i need engineering for
upbeat verge
so you're certain now that the ip on my pc won't change?
upbeat verge
eeeh
I wouldn't want to tinker too much with the router
especially not this factory ISP one
real aspen
ISPs just use off-the-shelf routers you know
upbeat verge
I could take the time one day and hookup my own its way better for wifi anyway
real aspen
or router knowledge
im qualified to manage large backbone networks and shit
upbeat verge
wirdly enough
on the isp router
they didn't have the little sticker with the password
real aspen
but good damn luck getting into a position where you do that without any experience
real aspen
real aspen
all of them kinda suck tbh
hexed kernel
stamina and doge are different things now?!?!?!?
latent hazel
My router is from them
hexed kernel
omaygaaa
real aspen
if you want serious connectivity, you get a standalone router and meshed access points
upbeat verge
!topic
solid sundialBOT
@timid vault
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
upbeat verge
fuck OUTTA here
hexed kernel
latent hazel
what router is good then
Idk I have a super mid one
slim magnet
but good damn luck getting into a position where you do that without any experie...
that's every single job post ever that isn't your neighbor's kiosk
real aspen
what router is good then
cisco mikrotik is good for general consumer
upbeat verge
what tplink arent good?
real aspen
considering how much security vulnerabilities they have, yeah not great
timid vault
ye ye misclicked
Wanted to post on stalker chat but got redirected here 😬
real aspen
well, not like that'll matter for you
tp-link, tenda, linksys, and whatever else there is
they're basically just rebrands of same thing
slim magnet
cybersec has been the only thing to make me raise an eyebrow in cs as a whole
and for all the wrong reasons
real aspen
wanting to hack into govt systems isnt a wrong reason
upbeat verge
yeah the fucking ISP bastards set some different login for the router page
assholes
real aspen
find a free weekend and swap it out
but
just to make sure
there's a modem yeah?
not plugged directly into router
upbeat verge
ah?
real aspen
yeah, that's the part which actually matters
you can unplug and do whatever with the wifi router
slim magnet
wanting to hack into govt systems isnt a wrong reason <:jokerge:1187889527176564...
nah not that
i still wouldn't do it
obviously
for more reasons than just one
but it's still the only thing in the entirety of cs that has even managed to grab my attention and pull me out of autopilot
uneven sapphire
hi Maru <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
rocky turtle
I earn 31.19 an hour
nocturne aurora
frail leafBOT
💱 31.19 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 1,724.64 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:
hexed kernel
damn
frail leafBOT
rocky turtle
dire ferry
real aspen
sam earns more in 2 days than i did in a month when i had a job
i hate this country
broken mountain
Cost of living in australia is probably higher than georgia
proud lantern
broken mountain
I love stupid shit
real aspen
sick trail
Average monthly pay here is about 60-70 bucks
left mantle
congrats you'll arrive back here shortly
broken mountain
Our minimal salary is 1284 dollars (4666zl)
rocky turtle
sam earns more in 2 days than i did in a month when i had a job
bruh where are u working?
little depot
Bro is working in the shein factory
real aspen
Our minimal salary is 1284 dollars (4666zl)
real aspen
bruh where are u working?
georgia
average salary is like 300-500 usd/mo
mine was like 360
little depot
Cost of living?
real aspen
Cost of living?
about 200-300 usd/mo depending on how you live, without rent
little depot
we should abolish global economic system
Purchasing power parity in shambles rn
rocky turtle
Purchasing power parity in shambles rn
is that fate extra artist drew your pfp ?
little depot
is that fate extra artist drew your pfp ? <:jokerge2:1237664599512191036>
Whar
thick plover
@oblique belfry hey I think jax is getting a skin soon considering he got buffed while being already strong
left mantle
<@225557770508697600> hey I think jax is getting a skin soon considering he got ...
Get ready for pick/ban jax at worlds
because riot wanted that
for some reason
25 more armor in ult at 6 is just fucking insanity
upbeat verge
ok something weird happened @real aspen
my jellyfin app now doesn't come up with image or subtitle searches at all
I get infinite loading
it shouldn't do that
carmine laurel
left mantle
Getting there
hexed kernel
tonk :3
proud lantern
Getting there
Looks like a tank
upbeat verge
ok now my pc completely disconnected from the internet after i unplugged and plugged the eth cable @real aspen
wgat the hell,
left mantle
Looks like a tank
"That's a tank" boom
proud lantern
"That's a tank" ***boom***
Classic clip
Dude points at a tank and shouts that while its 10 cm away from him
upbeat verge
cable might be too old at this point
little depot
"That's a tank" ***boom***
Oh wait
upbeat verge
Getting there
SWEDENNNNNNNNNNNNN
little depot
HE DID THE JOKE BEFORE ME
static axle
this employment shit is awesome
Who would have guessed 
little depot
https://youtu.be/sion1fOfhLs?t=26
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
serene garnet
any grapic card recomentdaions
hexed stag
any grapic card recomentdaions
GTX 970
little depot
any grapic card recomentdaions
Intel arc
serene garnet
lookkinng to drop like a g or so
hexed stag
thats a bit old these days no?
yes. you could go for like a 3060 and games that need an even more powerful GPU aren't worth buying
little depot
lookkinng to drop like a g or so
I'm assuming you live in the states?
serene garnet
si
little depot
3080ti 4070ti and 7900xt are all good options around qk
1k*
You can probably get em cheaper if you know where to look
proud lantern
A thousand on a GPU or the entire pc
serene garnet
whats the biggest difference betweeen the tooo? why nnot just go a big and get the 4080ti
the gpuim thinkinng 3kk ish for the whole thing
proud lantern
Damn are you a streamer
left mantle
whats the biggest difference betweeen the tooo? why nnot just go a big and get t...
issue being good luck finding a 4080 super for a grand.
proud lantern
What kinda monitors you got