#╟❓general-offtopic
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@static axle


i cast testicular torsion
@oblique belfry I can see you bitch
SO true
Wakes up
Goes to shower
Large spooder just chilling near the shower head 
Don't feel like messing with it
eat it
used to pretend they werent there when I was on camp sites
extra protein for the morning
worked out surprisingly well
Yeah ended up showering anyways
Just left it there
Kinda want to throw a mosquito at it
damn i love plov 
?
What's the earthquake day
just cast silence on shaman so they cant cast earthquake 
All of the most deadly quakes in Mexico have been today

Only use earthquake machine on the 19th in Mexico
Got it
tbh now that I have the movie combined into one big file I won't need the other 2 files so we delete those @proven tundra
Yo loners. Looking to get my friend into GAMMA and he asked me if it was mutltiplayer. Which I honestly didn't know the answer to.
I've checked the faq and the team's stance on multiplayer for gamma. But does anyone know if the Modpack Together discord is legit or not?
I know they say multiplayer gamma will probably never happen, but I can't help but wonder

did you change your pfp overnight?

!topic
@uneven bluff
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
fuck outta here dipshit
wrong chat brochacho
There is no multiplayer
- You already read the thing saying its not legit
- wrong chat
no there isn't multiplayer in gamma
Uh like yesterday
In the morning

technically overnight then, thought it looked different
Yeah it's now from an old but much loved comm from a wishlist artist I had
new snek 
New but old
/fullart 
It's clothed
I mean I am on a transport ship
...and we're carrying high-ex cargo
and we only have two guns
surely
Sorry to disappoint 
and also we only have one armed guard.
...okay but in my defense this will net me like 10k marks TOTAL
fuck it im risking it
NO RISK NO GLORY
Yeah it was a self indulgent half body comm from sickx_ love her art
Neat a snek 

I see her art I wanna put it in my fucking mouth
i think the definition of "clothed" is rather stretched in this case
ay neat art
Look there's no visible genitalia at least
how much was that?
snek
think I've seen this one from you before. Nice
Also that's $200 if you want similar
naked snake from mgs3 
honestly? Worth it for that quality
codename gooner snake
Yeah i'm happy to pay that
I got another comm in the works rn from Symbxl
i'm excited for
$300 in all
is it ethical to start doing art for the purpose of scamming
Good piece
Aprov 
I was waiting for this artist to be open for like
3 months
yes
then he announced he's taking a hiatus
There was the 4th clone ? 
I love Sym's art too so much
@oblique belfry apparently the mouse issue has been around since dl2 for some people, weird since i played dl2 without issues
i'll drop it down to 70$ just because you guys are my friends
eldritch god wife 
comm I got of a friend recently


Good for your health
https://vgen.co/symbxl_ and if you ever want a really good artist for y2k and glitchy aesthetic stuff


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i cant share shit
What the heck
cant believe it was only 30$
It did fail
I thought rat would never fail me
Do it coward
how much betrayal can i take
my last human comm was my Lancer pilot

I know you play a fucking rogue core
ignore the fact that it uses HORUS Mechs
This is neither AI nor human
shhhh
geh
I'm sorry
i stink of gore

are there many of those? because the "main ones" aren't really post apoc and don't have anomalies/bolts
I know that's a trap you fool
chopped up a cow leg
It worked this time?
cute sneak 
depends on how ravenous i am
I was just making fun of active matter

kill me
Its sdalgir copy with extraction and br zone

oh no
procedurally generated game assets?
srakov and sdalgir copy
zone?
I want my 28747 aks and attachments
i mean their "special" child
Was to be expected tbh
poetry

i also commed my underrail character, Elise already saw her tho
Battle royale
no it was a $20 emergency chibi comm from MyDearVelvie
very happy with these two I got :)
hello 😳
comes with an emergency snack
damn
i cant think of a character i would like a drawn picture of, mostly because i somehow try to make videogame chars look like me
she's just eating hopper meat
that snake isnt real
(i think)
oh my og er character would be cool
(it does cause acid damage to the brain)
shrinking zone was already in some exraction shooter(its not a shooter actually more like medieval deep dark fantasy stuff)
anyway after playing the first two missions of frostpunk 2
i dont know if i like it
i miss my small community
Josta
Josta where are you
does anyone have josta's pfp
need it to make a meme
wheres the porn
I could use some

bonk

cant we goon to ceph again
here you go
good enough

sound probably has a lot of screens

this is worse than actual josta somehow
here ya go

Chibis are always dumb cute 
guh
diamond dog looks different
damn
Bitches will turn everything into tarvok but will refuse to play tarkov
Wizard cat
funny how that's true
vampire wizard cat
dank and danker
im one of 3 people who use vasca kavat
those the name
it looked ok game until i saw the shrinking zone 
its only in highroll only now
pve and not highroll pvp dont have it
in active matter or d&d?
D&D
I wanna reinstall Warframe but I for the life of me can't figure out wtf I'm actually doing.
why do i get so many reels from ryan sutherland saying he is singing in advanced german when there is no such thing as advanced german and he sounds like djkfhdjksfhsdjkfh
tbf the only thing I actually want from Tarkov is the gun customization system
another funni moment in wargaming support
Fair
guy with 40k battles played comes in complaining that "sixth sense doesn't work"
ah never played, i meant active matter looked promising until i saw the energy wall 
6th sense has a 3 second delay between you being detected and the alert sounding off
bro has 40k battles
and doesn't know that

gajin made it of fkn course it cant be good game

20 he came from the Xbox version
no slander about xbox
he came from ps5
no he has 40k battles in wotpc
they only pubs
his account is from 2012
murder kill explode mutilate destroy... and romance?
idk man
warframe is weird
Last thing I remember doing was fighting some robot guys, then I joined up with them but they were different????
Then i was using some hoverboard or smth
it has the second team from cuisine royale
no winder its like that
Fortuna
a quiet place 

4 

the most popular punching bag
@oblique belfry


@oblique belfry
5
6
Tbh everytime i get pinged here i just ignore it because i think its ivan telling me he held hands with a girl

the only reason I have him blocked is cause of the ping spam
start treating him the same way he treats other ppl, he'll stop pinging you fast
you're early 
it's not because he's a toxic asshole? 
@upbeat verge i like goulash
ping spam him ? 
crying bitches
we sank.
if he wants to send a message, he pings everyone on the list discord brings up if you press @
This is NOT when my alarm goes off
the ever helpful and most gracious block function:

okay so unfortunately a transport ship cannot uh
handle 12 threshers at the same time
lesson learnt.
it just reinforces the choice
fortnut ? 

I thought about downloading Fortnut a week ago
Why block people when I can use them as practice targets for insults
@upbeat verge im eating cereal rn
then i remembered its fortnut and i will cry playing it
nah blocking is for cowards
just make ppl stop interacting with you
im eating potatoes
@upbeat verge i gonna work out and make myself bacon and scrambled eggs
i can't do that. i'm too easily ragebait-able and irritated :(
okay you ungrateful bish, blocking and never talking to you smh
imagine complaining about pings when some dont get any smh /s (just in case cause doge is smooth brain)
baked
bitch crying about crying bitches
Bitch
"/s"



Just shitpost and meme no time to be ragebaited
also is nobody pinging you ? 
surely there are few
@static axle meme when
who?
Goodo mornin
ohshit wrong one
fuck is this ? 
alternate universe giorno
oh boy
what meme?
yeah pinging when im here chatting 

i dont get to wake up like a celeb like you
the movie aint even out yet
im a celep ? 
yeah movie comes 9.10
I used to wake up to a crap ton of pings from doge and sam when i hosted the minecraft server
holy fuck
dont know how that gonna work
oh these are all tracks for the new Tron movie soundtrack
bruh
ye
just realized thanks to gex
that's how you get hype
Tron ain't Tron without Jeff Bridges
unless you mean someone else
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Listen to TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack), out now: https://NineInchNails.lnk.to/TRONAres
www.nin.com
https://www.tiktok.com/@nineinchnails
https://www.instagram.com/nineinchnails
https://www.facebook.com/ninofficial
#Nin...

holy fuck
bop
because his son isnt playing in the new movie, bridges does
Provided to YouTube by Duetti (Migration)
Hydrogen · M|O|O|N
MOON E.P.
℗ 2011 Duetti (Migration)
Released on: 2011-11-27
Lyricist: Stephen Gilarde
Auto-generated by YouTube.
bop
@carmine laurel
Can I ask for some help? How does one build muscles in a deficit?
bop

Linkfire: https://va.lnk.to/ZRHWD
Listen to the full soundtrack on YouTube: http://bit.ly/29ZaCfq
Bandcamp: https://furi.bandcamp.com/
Original track from Furi, the all-boss combat-action game, from The Game Bakers.
100% original compositions from Carpenter Brut.
Carpenter Brut ℗ 2015 Les airs à vif - © No Quarter
Distribution by G4F Reco...
bop 2x
@sour rivet
ah fuck it
R0dent
Resistance training + high protein intake while keeping your deficit at like 300-500

DUNDUNDUN
What have you done
but you said 'his dad' so you meant jeff bridges 
The larger your deficit is, the harder it'll be to focus on building muscle, but any actual training while you're hopped up on protein will work
yeah yeah
if he's in the new movie, that's good. because tron ain't tron without him
isnt bridges in the new one?
pretty sure he is
bridges is in the new one
the guy who played his son in legacy isnt
which i find confusing, wouldve been cool to see what he did with the company after legacy
I see, I guess it’s inevitable that I’ll have to go to the gym

I mean you can do body weight training without going to the gym
resistance bands too
oh fuck i have to play trough dmc3 still
🤔 calisthenics?
yeah
or you can grab a targetted workout card
what part of your body you working on?
specifically that is?
Just upper body in general, arms and back
not me having my xbox controller plugged into my xbox wondering why it doesnt work in furi
ok gimme a moment
calling my pt and being like "what do you recc for this"
@oblique belfry im hacker
offtopic presonal therapist for free when
please
you can actually unlock furier and speedrun mode with this code i think
there's plenty
the only question is if they're any good 
the fuck ? 
Oh shit, new branded episode is here
https://youtu.be/R5Np42rXaXc
Subtitles available in English, Korean, and Chinese (Simplified and Traditional).
Please select your preferred language from the subtitles settings of the video player.
※英語・韓国語・中国語(簡体字・繁体字)の字幕をご用意しております。番組画面上の[設定→字幕]から各言語をお選びください。
...
gamebakers always have a code kinda like konami code, you can change the background and it unlocks stuff
The only thing I know fuck about is building muscles
ah
Mmmmm balls
@marsh cargo @sour rivet new warframe teaser, probably wuxia inspired
i just wanted to check the discord of the devs because it seemed like they are thinking about doing something furi related
The kreeo
guh?!
got dumbbells?
i want
Funguy?
then i remembered i left it because people kept adding me and asking me if i wanted to get art from them
Agile battle spirit, armored true form
Yuh
Birbster 
not another wukong
ok no hit the edge, done with furi for a few weeks
you know about everything else? 
Yes
Especially atomic physics
would you say its the only thing you know for real?


no genesis for you 
it's the only thing he knows nothing about
meaning he knows about everything else
the ideal queue map
Indeed

nah this might be pure wuxia swordmaster guy
SHED
if it means I am not Turkish, thank God.
will the man in the mirror nod his head?
New chinaframe ?? 
you will still not get genesis 

Cant wait for this guy to have as 4 the "Heavenly Splitting Mountain Dragon Sword"
Heyy @hexed kernel @snow tree
pls stop we already got another overrated song posted in the last 15 mins
this chat can only take so much
haii
Hey pookie, how are you
ok sweetie
that's his 1
and it's on a 0.5 sec cooldown
I'm still waiting on a koreframe
Kuomei was a good first jpframe 
I'm doin alright what about u oomfie
True
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DONT GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
the shortest wuxian ability name
Aside from horrendous acid reflux, I'm good. Well rested, nice mood. Vacay time is great
8x5 sets shoulder press, 30 second rest
16x5 sets split lunges, 30 second rest
8x5 calf raises, 30 seconds rest
16x5 kneeling rows, 30 seconds rest
focuses your upper arms, back and legs. 5kg dumbell minimum for it to have decent effect.
Or
6x5 sets bent over rows, 30 second rest
6x5 bent over lateral raises, 30 second rest
12x5 sets bicep curls, 30 seconds rest
12x5 sets renegade rows, 30 second rests.
Focuses only on your arms + back + abs(lesser effect)
@oblique belfry whats new case called
"I do not like how you're looking at me, you're courting death"
Thankie
is that 8 sets of 5 exercises or 5 sets of 8 exercises
Meow
(on the first one)
EIGHT EURO FOR A CASE WITHOUT A KNIFE?
mhm
alright, keep your secrets
I actually cant tell if you're baiting me on that mbo
new case moment
Blasphemy

I've seen ppl list sets either way so I need to make sure
It’s 8 sets of 5s
How fast is that
I mean you're gonna do the same amount of exercises either way, so it shouldn't really matter how you read it
sigh
but its 8 reps x 5 sets as I understand
it matters for the rest period
literally just called the guy and described the need
see... maru understood it the other way lol
8 sets of 5 reps
that's why I ask this kinda shit
yeah, other way around, Reps x Sets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsyWgjADO7Q&list=RDBsyWgjADO7Q&start_radio=1&pp=ygURamlwcHkgZW5kIGNyZWRpdHOgBwE%3D General sam core 
Album: BEAT TAPE 37.
Track: 37.
Production Company: Your Best Friend Jippy.
Release date: April 1st, 2022.
https://jippy.bandcamp.com/album/beat-tape-37
https://www.instagram.com/yourbestfriendjippy/
https://yourbestfriendjippy.com
© 2022 JIPPINGTON INDUSTRIES

Makes more sense
Will the only one left ride upon the dragon's back?
Because you know, the mountains don't give back what they take
do you have equipment for this?
WIND: SLOW
FIRE: HOT
VULTURE: WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS
SCENERY: PRETTY
NATURE: SACRIFICE
I do have bar yes
Ayo new #📄rules drop
Are they finally cracking down on people talking German in non German channels

Ihr werdet mich niemals brechen
Kill him
can add 5 sets of body rows to failure to either of the above then
And I mean this kind of suck:
Random big ass text
rule explanation, like come on what the hell is this, why is it gray, it's unreadable
Ich werde meine deutsche Sprache dort sprechen wo ich möchte und wann ich möchte
Ihr Schweine
if 5 sets to failure is too rough at first, 3 is also good
here listen good deutsch musik
is it still gray in lightmode?
Of course not, I just said I had to write them again
Could probably do it

bl4 crashed
popped up a cmd
rebooted
make light mode mandatory
you've shown you're fit with your cardio already
Ah wait light mode
just gotta reinforce the base now
I messed up the question
time to mine some bordercoins
Far from 
I definitely love getting flashabanged in the middle of the night
"every time you change settings options, you should wait 15 minutes for shaders to recompile"
ive already compiled them once
but i crashed 
are yalls rooms always dark>
I only repeat randy's tips
This looks like you used block quotes and that's why it's poopy looking
Why not just smaller heading?
randy is smart 
As dark as possible during day, and at night the only thing giving light is my monitor
we need to listen to randy
randy all knowing god creature
Third time, I just said I had to rewrite them because Discord changed how they look
mf does NOT know how to use a shield
I got used to bright ass lights since I lived in a dorm with a buddy of mine, I got top bunk, with my head to the side of the lightbulb
ty pal
I know you did rewrite them, I'm just telling you why they probably looked like that in first place 
"healthy, happy" offtopic discussing their depressions every 12 hours
randy saw you score bl4 higher than dltb and decided to fix it
we didnt get the memo
fucking cultist
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are you in desert area ?


Games arent fun if my future is written in stone 
I'll give moxxi my biggest tip

she looks like a clown now
Clussy
yeah but even more you know
i don't mind
cant believe they nerfed moxxi's height
i never realized her white makeup
im playing bl1 dlc rn
her ass so fat it clips through her clothes
actually: 
i was focused on this massive
eyes
beatiful eyes this lady has
she short
the arena dlc was actually a ton of fun
Short queen
yeah, but in older games they used to put her behind the counter on a raised step so it wasnt as obvious
or leaning
at least they didn't nerf her ballistics
man my eyeballs suck, turns out when your vision quality drops you also lose the ability to see in the dark better
I love swedish tables
still dont know how marcus pulled her
cant wait for the kiroshis
I kinda think they did :P
The whole restaurant in this hotel is you picking whatever the fuck you want ranging from 400 things
Yeah but kriegs fucking tall
Actually amazing
Even as Zer0 she seemed kinda smoll
yeah, just saying they posed her differently so that it wasn't as obvious
There an asian dude and a black girl preparing it, hence why its so good 
that's the point
you can see how small she is compared to other characters
also
play amon
she looks like a midget
they jiggle now 
amara looks like a baby next to amon
are they still blue 
thanks bioshock infinite
https://x.com/moitoi/status/1969041396372758646?t=vuKiyfDjypW2HZYmbPw6HQ&s=19 @sour rivet @marsh cargo @copper vapor @real aspen it's real
drax has jiggle physics in guardians game lmao
wtf is that
and cause they physics bound i think and the engine is wack it glitches out when she gives you a gun and that shit jiggles like in anime 
something with fps and shit
can you share a clip
merely for laughs
i just talked about this one with my friend

lemme see if i can find contract that hasnt spawned in 20 hours
megan who

I'm not a warframe player and I don't follow
or whatever that is

after that i'll go clip
the nword lady
bas ??
wuh
her guns did heal?
i thought that was just a siren passive
yes lmao
the funny clip idk if i can share it
all moxxi guns healed even ones she didn't give you like creamer and grog nozzle
grog nozzle my beloved

Huh good to know
fuck that gun
does not spawn
gunzerker only gun
MAKE YOUR OWN ENGINE THEN
feature
MAYBE IT SPAWNS THEN
nah everyone used it
I don't love it that much
Every Gunzerker player needs two double unkempt harolds or he is a nab
after doing bl1 fully i'll jump straight to bl3 cause i don't wanna do bl2 endgame again
grog + pimpernel
flakker spam my beloved
OOOOOHH MY PPPPCCCCCCCCCCC
wouldn't that be a bad combo
That's cool and all but conference call+ bee
It's disrespectful to put a suppressor on a 50. cal. You wanna hear that thing bangin.
devstresm
not for pyro pete @copper vapor
i remember not using torgue cause my pc was ass
bloodsplosion
Oh you're right evil smasher
I don't remember which launcher I used with pimpernel but I killed all bosses just fine
rip that gun
dont you forget a game there 
oh yeah tps

i didn't like it
characters were boring tho
I used flame of the firehawk with the grog+dpuh combo
lame writing and no endgame
and I don't remember what shield I used with the pimpernel+launcher combo
I liked getting the story of handsome jack
why is there so many kids on space....
YOU WANT JIGGLE?
I agree until they released Aurelia. She was peam
i remember getting hellfire as my first legendary
used that baby from level 7 to 20
fetish porn
hot mama 
I GOTTA TURN ON HARDWARE ACCELERATION TO SEE THE VIDEO PLAY
x4 framegen and dlss users sweeping for the game like:
can we pin this
FUCKING DISOOOORRRD

Wait moxxi is a fucking dwarf???
yes
love you discord very cool
new elise pfp?
are y'all seriously just finding out
she has been, but for once they dont hide it behind her posing
crashed? 
too much jiggle
no I knew she was short, I was saying that this is new that they just show it so openly
discord goes boom
Oh my god she's so short she wouldn't even reach my upper chest
standing blowjob
I forget Elise is my height
What was this about softcore porn
avg 1.90 with 1.55 relationship
does moxxi still call you sugah
this is proof that y'all abused salvadore
cope what
yes
where did I send any images 
you were holding on to that for a while huh. dang
yes
my first character was salvo 
I'm 1.98m for ref
knew it
What is she like 1.45???
Shortie 😏
Damn lise is taller than me 
Get the a coded you support 
And me
Holy shit
I've said I'm big as hell many times
vlc media player: 
I want to eat you
its mp4
Windows Update
Yeah but not 2m tall tall
Tall af my god
shits insane
and its been MIT'd
windows media player was like, idk that codec, how about paying 0,99 for it 
in which way
hevc?
whole
its just normal 264/hvec
VORE!??
on a cheese oregano
now it all makes sense 
Starting from the head or the feet


Based MIT user 
dont stare at me hes the one that said hes gonna eat them whole
HVEC isn't supported by Media Player 
now i actually had to use vlc to see some jiggling
For some insane reason
not disappointed tho
im not supporting media player 

brb where are my tissues
HVEC is supported by the Black Mesa research facility 
Me neither, VLC exists afterall

gordon your HIV suit is ready

surely i can make this jump
dash then jump

gordon mentioned
discord said I cant say this
cant you glide ?
Видео нарезка на прекрасную песню Gordon Freeman Saved My Life. Оригинал - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUyjvXpMV0
you can do the ultrakill jump dash
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSpQDZMctA @oblique belfry
This new orchestral rendition of the original end theme from Hades commemorates the fifth anniversary of game's v1.0 launch, and features the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1. To all our players, thank you so much for your support all these years!
Lyrics:
Fates
We...
that reminds me that i wanted to watch a 1hour lore summary of ultrakill
oh yeah, forgot afte dl beast there is actually movement in games 
AAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT

Btw @marsh cargo today I'll reach rank 5 on zariman
i don't like this song that much

Angel ephemera here I go
SHUT UP FAKE FAN
me neither
IM
ING HERE
Acid reflux medicine 
played that game before you were born
silence
the tree one is better

isn't it funny that the game that popularized "movement" decided to dial it back with doom dark ages
ATLAS CAN REST HIS WEARY BONES 🗣️ 🔥
meanwhile its probably due to doom eternal that movement system was upgraded on most games

yep
didnt titan fall drive a bunch of movement upgrades in fps
state of decay 3
tbf tho doom eternal also spawned the movement retards
take it or leave it
and doom 2016 made other games start having faster vaulting and climbing and such
i mean yeah. havent played dark ages but i did like eternal
because game solidified itself due to that system
yea but eternal like really really pushed it
the older i got the more i became a movement retard
no im talking about the people who link doom with movement
i need it faster better stronger
ah
aight
@timid hollow @oblique belfry ive peaked office 
thats stupid
finally good music
meanwhile titanfall 
im mg1 on office

i mean imo borderlands has always been make a tank or make a dmg=movement builds
kys
I have a job 
dead game
i only play once a week 
I only hit diamond in apex because titanfall 2 is dead af
or play Salvador and do both
I play 0.5 times a week beat that bitch 

oh this game has dashed
doom eternal did it better
erm this game doesn't have as much movement as doom eternal
these types should be shot on sight
I'll take them gladly over realismtards

both suck
Zer0 with melee dash build and every killskill that gives movement speed 
I kinda agree and kinda disagree at the same time lmao
doom eternal was a benchmark for this kinda thing for a long time
they're like different sides of the same shitcoin
Absolutely bad dps when youre not on cocaine, but fun
Hate youre talking too much
movement is good if done well
and not just "hurdur lets add speed"
I play a hour per week
ultra realism cucks are the most annoying, true 
beat that 
my egirl friend has outleveld you in bl4
yea but doesn't mean every game should be copy paste doom eternal
ok fully agreed there 
look at bl4 for example
saw people saying that a dash and glide are nothing new and they suck
especially since I think Eternal is overrated
"Erm its actually unreal how doom guy can just airdash and a shotgun cannot have a grappling hook as underbarrel" 
i mean she gets paid for being egirl so ofc she is 

meanwhile doomguy: **I will fold you like a laundry
" **
lets put it this way, how many hours? and what level
yea i agree
but since doom eternal invented movement in gaming ofc it's not special
don't forget the classic "how can he carry 8 weapons all at once"
"how can he sprint faster than rockets"
my biggest beef with max payne 3
he fits em in between his ass cheeks of steel
lvl45
86 hours
erm what do you mean all guns dont need to be reloaded ? thats not realistic at all

Bioshock infinite moment
send link to egirl 
im 31 at 28 hours 
I remember seeing this question on steam I think
and one of the responses is
in his ass 
I will always disbelieve this kinda crap since ivan started yapping about his girlfriend being a huge tits instagram model
to be fair how the fuck are you gonna reload this shit 
they are stored in the balls 
mucho mad maxi 
most mid looking gun in that game imo
yea looks like a cod aw/iw lmg
the rocket launcher in that game is so sexy
For a second I thought its doom
looks like a bl3 green dahl AR
i mean like 90% of my friends on discord are just from when I used to use e-pal to make money
im confused on how you grip the ballista
if the grip was smth like a minigun grip
it's his cock
maybe
e-pal the turkish paypal

and i just realized
dorf :3
tv guided ?
does it track dogshit sitcoms
it keeps trying to hit the enemy but gets pulled by friends reruns
i survived the commute to work 
unused pistol in doom eternal
mass effect cerberus weapon looking ass
lame
this mf farmed us for 200/3 and streamed it
2016 one is fine
i will hunt him down
cryptid hands
when a krogan is charging you, you'd wish you had a carna by your side
now you just gotta survive work
then the commute back home
tbf he seemed like a nice guy
he even said sorry when i was in his chat
and its not his fault i was the only guy trying to stinger him

bro still had the gall to die 3 times
i gotta admit, the map is huge
that 3 times our AA wasnt occupied by a drunk redneck i guess
this is the one thing i hate about bf games
theres always one of these cancer af heli duos who are also the server owners and ban shit like stingers
at that point you just gotta sigh and accept that the team aint doing what its sposed to be doing
those were to give them hope that he was killable and keep them in the match









