╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

and i reached the unfun part of the game

[pliant meteor]

Dude directed the Great Gatsby and was the bad guy Shield Director in Captain America Winter Soldier.

[thick plover]

Have fun

[timid hollow]

I hate fighting the squids

so much

[carmine laurel]

I want a new Resistance fall of man game

[timid hollow]

i want a new crysis

guess we both will wait forever

[carmine laurel]

couldnt care less about playing as yet another supersoldier

I really like resistance chimera's for blending fighting humans and monsters

[nocturne aurora]

MG-42 = BRRRT für Super Erde

[timid hollow]

No i mean crysis squids

[nocturne aurora]

still the same

[proven tundra]

https://mods.vintagestory.at/signals

Electric circuits in my vintage story?

[cunning bronze]

Morning fellas.
Gotta check mods for Valheim as my friends wants to play it again

[timid hollow]

hd2 crysis collab when

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-maid-leave-server-shake-anime-otaku-gif-17787613

[obsidian sun]

cursed image

[nocturne aurora]

remember its the silence when you reload that soud frighten you not the screams of the enamy that is cut down

[proven tundra]

I started playing again as well, unmodded tho

[obsidian sun]

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, by mods I mean some qol ones

Mainly

[timid hollow]

just tell bullshit story that you have a guy in cryo sleep who already has experience fighting squid aliens

John Crysis

[remote jacinth]

In valheim there was a really cool magic mod that allowed you to shape terrain, turn into an eagle, be a berserker etc

[cunning bronze]

Yeap

[remote jacinth]

Need to find that mod again, turned the game almost into a 3d populus the beginning game with NPC mods

[left mantle]

I miss black and white

[carmine laurel]

[remote jacinth]

Feel sorry for nemesis's abandoned companion

[static axle]

@carmine laurel acquired some tea and honey and ate food feel like shit but atleast im not hungry

[carmine laurel]

I need to start cutting my calories really hard

[remote jacinth]

Lonely 40ft tall animal helps you out then gets zapped

[carmine laurel]

[remote jacinth]

You doing no sugar or something?

[static axle]

the fuck is sugar gonna do with flu

[remote jacinth]

Mb, seen a lot of people recently do no sugar and replace it with honey in their drink

[left mantle]

...

Thats just sugar with extra steps

[timid hollow]

mf is already using ceph guns "i didnt know the suit is symbiotic muh"

[static axle]

mb am cranky, i only drink tea&honey when sick

[left mantle]

Or rather different steps

[latent hazel]

Sees bl4 gameplay and performance, downloads bl1

[remote jacinth]

Well, they claim it's a difference using honey as opposed to white granulated sugar

[latent hazel]

God bless

[static axle]

friend wanna go play ttw

[obsidian sun]

performance only
but yeah

[static axle]

atleast i have something to do

[obsidian sun]

it's not even bad it's boring

[pallid raft]

going to the shop to buy a wii motion plus

[latent hazel]

Claptrap dlc giftshop farm

[remote jacinth]

Fucking baller game, great with redux mod

[latent hazel]

Put the legendaries in the bag lil bro

[obsidian sun]

idk i never did bl1 endgame
only beat the main mission once in like 2010

[latent hazel]

Dlcs are cool

[static axle]

@carmine laurel also just for you, gave bl4 an actual review instead of 👍 or 👎

[kindred leaf]

Yo Anyone plays pokemon?

[remote jacinth]

Armoury is fun

[kindred leaf]

TCG *

[obsidian sun]

where is the review

[latent hazel]

Where

[remote jacinth]

Denuvo in BL4 right?

[obsidian sun]

2 drms iirc

[left mantle]

I mean sure it's "better" because you're trading the 50/50 glucose fructose for like....32/38

[obsidian sun]

denuvo is one of them yea

[latent hazel]

The other not there apparently

[kindred leaf]

Holy sh

[latent hazel]

It was removed from the steam page desc

[obsidian sun]

and it still runs like ass
it's joever

[carmine laurel]

Incredibly based

[latent hazel]

Yeah...

[obsidian sun]

inb4 still there and removed so people don't bring it up

[latent hazel]

Imprison Randall Pitchford

For wonderlanda into bl move into bl4

[obsidian sun]

hopefully it'll run better after they remove the drm like bl3

[remote jacinth]

Thanks for that info, so it's just swapping out the types then. Few people in the circle im in are carnivore dieters and they don't have "sugar" apart from honey.

[proven tundra]

But randy said it's a premium game for premium fans and not to try and drive a monster truck with a tiny engine (mostly real quote)

[remote jacinth]

So even then, the body still receives it as sugar, interesting

[obsidian sun]

randy aside i want to play bl4

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

just code your engine duh

[torpid glacier]

They gotta duct tape Randy’s mouth shut, the guy keeps fucking yapping and making it worse.

[carmine laurel]

Play it

[torpid glacier]

Everything he says is yikes

[obsidian sun]

1.im not buying it
2.i don't want to play it at 30fps

[remote jacinth]

Otherwise just send him magic squirting images

[obsidian sun]

and no not avialable for free

[carmine laurel]

Oh well

[proven tundra]

The actual quote

[obsidian sun]

she's a magician bro

someone tell him to lose the hair

[static axle]

randy pretty much called 5090 obselete

[obsidian sun]

is he wrong

[torpid glacier]

Trying to make a game with a massive ego left the fans disappointed, so tit for tat.

[static axle]

also why does randy look like older chunkier pirate software

[carmine laurel]

If it's not a 5000ada I don't want it

[remote jacinth]

Id like to see denuvo removed over time, probs not gonna happen

[obsidian sun]

it will

bl3 removed it after 18months

[remote jacinth]

Id probs try it then when that happens if that's the case.

[obsidian sun]

enough for the game to hopefully run better and get actual endgame by the time im playing it

[latent hazel]

I've seen mouthbreather retards say game runs fine, list specs, then settings AND HAVE FRAMEGEN ON @obsidian sun

[torpid glacier]

One of the only intelligent things pirate software said is basically, the reason people pirate games is because they literally cannot afford it, nor do they want to for what the game offers. Localize your games, and people will be willing to buy it.

[latent hazel]

"Idk why you complain guys I have 100 fps"

THAT MEANS IT RUNS AT 50

[obsidian sun]

to be devils advocate
allgedly frame gen feels good and looks good

[carmine laurel]

People pirated silkson

[torpid glacier]

Framegen makes any game feel like utter trash tho

[torpid glacier]

Well yeah

[static axle]

i mean it works just fine in bl4, unlike s2

[carmine laurel]

Pirates will pirate just because they don't want to spend money, it's not deeper than that

[latent hazel]

Bandaid for shit devs

[static axle]

then again i have base fps 60+

[carmine laurel]

All the other excuses are just used to self justify

[obsidian sun]

ik
im not saying it's mandatory

[chrome ginkgo]

For some yeah

[obsidian sun]

hey i can't afford 70$ games

[chrome ginkgo]

Piracy is a service issue, the vast majority stop pirating when provided convenient and fairly priced options

You can't stop'em all but you can stop a lot

[torpid glacier]

It is deeper than that, actually, but not everyone pirates for the same reason

[remote jacinth]

Try before you buy policy, pirating does have it's upsides

[obsidian sun]

70$ is half the monthly average here btw

so yeah

[torpid glacier]

Giving fans a reason to want to buy your game is a great way to avoid piracy.

[carmine laurel]

If you ever list a reason that can be summed up as "I don't want to spend money" it's still pirating because you didn't want to spend money, regardless of how it's dressed

[torpid glacier]

People will always pirate, for a multitude of reasons.

[remote jacinth]

Most games I've been interested in trying I've often bought

[obsidian sun]

im not saying it isn't pirating

[torpid glacier]

Yeah, but there’s reasons they don’t want to spend money. What a weirdly generalizing statement,

[obsidian sun]

but it's not cause i don't want to spend money
it's i don't have that kind of money

not the same

[hexed kernel]

big funny goggles or tiny small glasses?

[latent hazel]

Randy said real fans will make it happen tho

[carmine laurel]

"I don't have faith in his game, so I pirated it instead of wasting money" cool motive, still done to not spend

[real aspen]

goggles

[latent hazel]

Many people rebuy games they have pirated because they liked them

[obsidian sun]

real fans will squirt the money for bl4

[static axle]

it's not but it does work atleast the managed to make something work

[timid hollow]

I pirated stuff because i didnt knew if i would like it and i didnt wanted to get money on my steam acc before i know it. When i liked game, i often bought them multiple times

[proper sandal]

I do that

[latent hazel]

I got this reference

[remote jacinth]

That said for preservation purposes let's just say.. an outdated copy of palworld for having Pokémon features is niche specific

[torpid glacier]

Yes, that’s technically true. But it’s also completely arbitrary because you’re ignoring the nuance purposefully to be like “Well it’s the same thing tho.” Yeah, nobody said otherwise.

[obsidian sun]

yea

[timid hollow]

like furi i played pirated, and then bought it on pc, on xbox, and multiple times for friends

[obsidian sun]

yea some guys you straight up can't buy

[noble basin]

Furi mentioned

[torpid glacier]

People will steal shit from stores all the time, but they do it for different reasons.

[timid hollow]

11/10

[obsidian sun]

mostly ||games for windows live||

disturbing content don't unspoiler

[static axle]

i only pirate shit like contraband police cause i aint spending money on those

[latent hazel]

I pirated rimworld and bought it on steam with dlcs out of convenience steam provided in terms of modding

Same for Terraria

[hexed kernel]

rahh i love bullet hells!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[latent hazel]

Also bought dying light 1 and 2 after pirating them for years

[remote jacinth]

And another game I took fucking ages to find.. space hulk ascension, it's not available on steam anymore, but there's copies everywhere.. I got the legit key from somewhere for a stupid amount of money.

[timid hollow]

And which boss is my favourite? The one without bullet hell

[torpid glacier]

The games I pirate are ones that are like 60 USD and only 7 hours long. Can’t be bothered.

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/31cNfeFWpJYJ0rPeLTzXDk?si=d289960c00214071

[left mantle]

I mean to put it this way, the reason high fructose corn syrup is bad has nothing to really do with its content, but with the fact that it's in so much fucking shit in the US it's so pitifully easy to overconsume on accident which IS an issue with fructose.

[rocky turtle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[timid hollow]

i would buy furi again just so the devs have more money ngl

[carmine laurel]

I'm not ignoring nuance, I'm saying that it's self justications used by people.

Im not even saying that it's good or bad

[static axle]

oh look it you @carmine laurel

[hexed kernel]

goblin :3

[carmine laurel]

Real

[remote jacinth]

Yeah I bet, UK and Aus consumptions a little bit behind with it but seed oils are in fucking everything

[torpid glacier]

Self justification makes sense in some cases. If your country is poor as shit, you’re not buying a 70 dollar game lmao.

[rocky turtle]

El Goblino

[proven tundra]

Goblin mode

[timid hollow]

I wont buy CoD MW2 to replay the 4 hour story for 60 fockin bucks

[obsidian sun]

some game im not buying even if they were 1$

it's not about the money batman

[carmine laurel]

If your country is poor as shit, you're not buying any games if you aren't stable enough to afford them, price tag is irrelevant

[teal spade]

wow that trailer is on so many levels of shit it's unbelievable. First of all, IT'S ALL AI, EVEN THE FUCKING SCRIPT

[carmine laurel]

If someone says they wont spend money on a game cause it's bad and not worth it, why are they spending time on it instead of one they would buy instead

[teal spade]

actually I don't need more, it literally just garbage ai
Even the sound effects are done by AI HOLY SHIT, actual 0 effort in it

next to no gameplay...
Thanks I now know to ignore that garbage

[obsidian sun]

cause i don't want to give the devs my money
it's not that deep

[left mantle]

Yeah it's why I call a lot of shit that "oh you should just get x type of sugar instead" bullshit. hfcs is only 45/55 which wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't so fucking dirt cheap to make in the US so it's just in everything due to how much we subsidize corn.

[torpid glacier]

You underestimate people who will buy shit because they want to, regardless of whether or not it's a financially intelligent purchase.

[carmine laurel]

Exactly my point, it's always just a "it's free if I do it like so"

[visual abyss]

Ok I did some thinking

[carmine laurel]

Those people aren't pirating

[visual abyss]

I have figured out the important stuff

[obsidian sun]

i mean if it wasn't free im not gonna buy it anyways even i could afford it

[visual abyss]

Now I can start writing the document

[torpid glacier]

[carmine laurel]

You can't be "not buying something because it's expensive" and also "would spend despite it being financially irresponsible"

Its two contradicting points

[timid hollow]

I buy shit because i want to, whether its intellingent or not, and i pirate

fight me

[real aspen]

but you can

[obsidian sun]

yet people do it

[real aspen]

that's called financial irresponsibility

[obsidian sun]

look at all the trends that come and go

[torpid glacier]

Shiyon, I feel like this entire argument is you not wanting to acknowledge that not everyone does the same thing lmao.

[carmine laurel]

Yeah people do it, they give up paying for utilities to get a new comfort item

[real aspen]

you can think one thing is too expensive to justify, but another thing could be just as expensive and just as useless, but you'd still buy it because you think it's good

[carmine laurel]

But the people spending the money to get something they don't need are spending money, not pirating

[obsidian sun]

and not buy a utility item cause it's too expensive

[timid hollow]

Tbh the main reason i have to buy games is that i like to have them in my steam library for replays, because the downloads are easier and often faster

[obsidian sun]

free is free

[carmine laurel]

Like saying hat people will buy over priced games is true but it's not a counter to people who pirate want it for free

[obsidian sun]

and i don't regret it

[carmine laurel]

Cause those people paying are not pirating

[static axle]

comfort be helluva crackcocaine

[timid hollow]

I mean the biggest issue with people who pirate is

that some actually think their entitled to it

[obsidian sun]

sometimes it's not even comfort
people just buy shit cause others talk about it

[chrome ginkgo]

I pirated underrail cause I was super iffy on whether i'd like it or not so I dl'd the 1.2 version

Dropped like 300 hours and was like "Damn this game is cash"

Bought it and the expansions

Another 500+ hours later

[timid hollow]

Same for me with a lot games

[chrome ginkgo]

Psi-rework still sucks

[timid hollow]

Stoneshard, Furi, Trepang2

[chrome ginkgo]

Fuck innervating

[timid hollow]

are the most recent

But those are also games that cost 20-25 max

[carmine laurel]

yeah I'm not saying its bad at all

[obsidian sun]

do you think being able to refund live service games without a time limit would make them good

[carmine laurel]

I personally use the try first method on anything I dont know about

[timid hollow]

No

[carmine laurel]

world peace if achieved

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm usually pretty good at telling if i'll like a game or not

sometimes i'm wrong though

and when i'm wrong i'm VERY wrong

Cough

Starfield

[obsidian sun]

so true

[timid hollow]

True

[obsidian sun]

really should kill people still using fomo

[chrome ginkgo]

Can I live without the $100 I paid for Starfield? Yes yes I can

but it still sucks

[timid hollow]

Never thought i would like Hotline Miami, I LOVED IT, I LIVED IT

[carmine laurel]

I will accept nothing less than HD2's live service model

[obsidian sun]

i don't accept any

[carmine laurel]

if its got time limited paid content, I wont spend a cent past baseline

[obsidian sun]

i hate it as an idea period

[carmine laurel]

but if its all there, forever? I'll slowly collect it all if I like the game

[timid hollow]

Nah HD2 is the only live service i can work with

[obsidian sun]

live service just sucks when not played at it's prime

[proven tundra]

alright chores done
time to val my heim

[obsidian sun]

i never played hd2
so when i jump in now i miss all what happened before

[timid hollow]

HD2 felt like prime when malevon creek happened, and then more prime happened, and after that more prime happened

[hexed kernel]

base sreenshots when 👉 👈

[proven tundra]

incoming
(still early game)

[carmine laurel]

tbh you dont miss much aside from Super Earth Defense

[timid hollow]

If its done right, and i feel its done right with HD2, the feeling of "i have missed something" is extremely small and gets overshadowed by the stuff that is coming

[carmine laurel]

all the other "big" events were mostly just community hype

[obsidian sun]

the point is still miss
hd2 is just an example

[obsidian sun]

exactly

[carmine laurel]

and the only reason I say you miss with super earth is cause while you still get the same missions

[obsidian sun]

any other game i can just play an older patch

[carmine laurel]

the fear of it is gone

[timid hollow]

Yeah youre just missing the community interaction, you dont miss actual playable content

[obsidian sun]

this extends to all online games to be honest not just live service

i hate horizontal progression

[rocky turtle]

i lost 30000 helldivers on malevon creek
and the fucking super earth just watched

[carmine laurel]

I fully get what you're saying for mmo's

for like

fortnight

I couldnt care less

cod, too

[timid hollow]

Tommorow there will be no shortage of Patriots, no Shortage of Democrats

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

like wow for example
if i don't do a raid when it launches you kinda missed it
since after people will be overgeared and know the optimal strats

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/general-shepherd-gif-14363135213218881121

[obsidian sun]

you miss that intended way to do a mechanic

and the biggest issue is there is no one to blame
it's just how it is

i can't bitch about someone

[carmine laurel]

Im actually managing to not be upset about being late to the party with poe2

mostly because I've ignored everything about poe2 before

so I'm 99% going in blind with the content

which does make me nervous considering my actual character is hc ssf

[obsidian sun]

i mean it's mostly an sp game so you should be fine

[rocky turtle]

that the best way to play

when u know optimal builds and mastered all mechanics game not that interesting as it was before

[obsidian sun]

true

[carmine laurel]

[carmine laurel]

it is scary when I realize I'm walking into a boss fight I know nothing about

each time I take a hit I wonder if I'm about to lose my warrior

[proven tundra]

indoors is cozy

[carmine laurel]

proper smoke filtration

[hexed kernel]

[rocky turtle]

YEAP thats the best

[proven tundra]

outside needs more work

and sorry its foggy this morning

[chrome ginkgo]

You must construct additional pylons

20 fucking days of mining copper and carrying a 650kg pylon crystal around

[proven tundra]

little bit sunnier now

[hexed kernel]

the hoose

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

Never forget the homie

[timber oxide]

Whomst'd've

[fluid trout]

wanna go to kfc but the dumbass rat jumping in the deep fryer meme is still stuck in my head

[pallid raft]

i got wiimote plus

[chrome ginkgo]

Tassadar at the heart of his flagship the Gantrithor at the end of Starcraft 1 as he channeled his psionic energy into the ship to crash it into the Overmind

This killed the Overmind

and Tassadar

[timber oxide]

[chrome ginkgo]

And had one of the hardest cinematics for a 1997 FMV in history

[pallid raft]

oh yeah, look at that 2nd hand grime

wondefful

[leaden pilot]

AYYYY BALHEIM

[copper vapor]

rick?

[timber oxide]

What do you need it for

[pallid raft]

hahaha

[leaden pilot]

hope ya having fun ratsoojiro :)

[copper vapor]

fun? in this economy?

[hexed kernel]

offtopic valheim smp when

[timber oxide]

Never

[hexed kernel]

😭

[fluid trout]

pay a 30 usd fine for having fun in non-fun areas

[oblique belfry]

the fuck ?

that aint my infinity

[hexed kernel]

[chrome ginkgo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPU6YHagm_o

Blizzard was truly the masters of cinematics back then

[oblique belfry]

undertale anniversary stream on my bday

[timber oxide]

Many games are now illegal because if you nitpick just hard enough humans are animals so human on human violence now belongs to Nintendo

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

doge is an undertale character confirmed?&&&&&&??&7

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

alheim

[leaden pilot]

are ya having fun

[fluid trout]

any game that features anything resembling a habitable location is now illegal since there are innumerable amounts of bacteria fighting in there

[hexed kernel]

how can you not be having fun in ball heim

[proven tundra]

ye

love me some viking rat action

the new bears are scary AF tho

[hexed kernel]

wuh

they added bears?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh3P2XRWsag

[hexed kernel]

since when?

[oblique belfry]

yummy battery acid

[proven tundra]

two weeks ago?

ish

they have more hp than trolls and are faster afaik

[hexed kernel]

[proven tundra]

they don't stop to throw rocks at you

it was more like two months ago in beta branch I guess, but they just released it on stable

also giant mount and blade patch dropped last night

[hexed kernel]

i wanna play valheim now :( :( :( :( :(

i have so many unfinished games

[proven tundra]

https://www.taleworlds.com/en/News/581

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-stone-throw-stone-throw-stone-pelt-gif-17723586702830061775

[proven tundra]

oof ouch owie

[hexed kernel]

it's aliiiive

[proven tundra]

getting ready for dlc drop I assume

[timber oxide]

I think it's just funnier to say that a "family friendly" company like Nintendo has a monopoly over gang violence

[thick plover]

Whats crazy is a person is approving these patents

[fluid trout]

gta is now getting copyright struck since gang members get sent by their leaders to go shoot their opps

[proven tundra]

man I still remember when parents in the 90's shit their pants at mortal kombat

[timber oxide]

Generic Gang Member A I choose you!

[fluid trout]

fuck it, turn the satanic panic against them, make it seem like they're patenting it since they're using it in real life

[thick plover]

Ultrakill now sued because you are a robot sent to hell to go kill things as it technically falls under nintendos patent

[timber oxide]

Someone in Nintendo is probably into cockfighting

[fluid trout]

"Why does Nintendo, a company known for its content such as summoning demonic creatures to fight, need to patent the mechanic? This is clearly because they are able to summon creatures in real life "

[copper vapor]

beta branch tho
also where co-op

[proven tundra]

was there supposed to be coop?

[copper vapor]

gang violence and glorified cockfighting

[leaden pilot]

the ( ( S w a m p ) )

[pallid raft]

what the copyright actually got patented

why is the law so fucking dumb

[thick plover]

It is now 2027
I have breathed air
Nintendo lackey has come into my house at 4:23 am and shot my whole family in front of me for violating their patent

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVIBHP37eM

[blazing jackal]

swamp is walk in the park compared to F O G

[oblique belfry]

palworld wasn't 1.0 ?

[hexed kernel]

nahh it's ok if you just avoid all the mobs. and bring a cart with you. and bring a portal with you. and get lucky with the crypt entrances. and the crypt layouts. and get lucky with the trader to have a belt with you

[frank hearth]

The moment this goess 1.0 Nintendo is gonna do a Direct of their CEOs executing the whole pocket pair dev studio

[hexed kernel]

oh btw did you find you who was stalking you at night?

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

apparently not

[copper vapor]

that's a lot of conditions

imo if it didn't rain constantly at the swamps it'd be much more manageable

[blazing jackal]

you really need one thing - poison resistance

[real aspen]

cool

got interview tomorrow

and the dude texted me

[plain abyss]

Speaking of nintendo

[real aspen]

instead of calling

[plain abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOho5n6sQYE

[real aspen]

there is hope

[plain abyss]

Awesome, good luck with it

[copper vapor]

and you get poison resistance.... at the swamp

[real aspen]

michael zaki moment

[blazing jackal]

akshually no, you can craft anti-poison mead with black forest mats

and you get solid 10 mins of resistance

[copper vapor]

pfff meads

[blazing jackal]

[oak magnet]

i hope for you

[real aspen]

speaking of

[oak magnet]

one of the questions i have to answer for this specific job is “what was your favorite entertainment experience and why”

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

am i supposed to put

[real aspen]

it's interesting to think that i might've actually offed myself at this point if i wasnt totally psychopathic

[blazing jackal]

i personally prefer to not turn swamp into miyazaki level with almost invisible fucking leeches in the water or jumping blobs

[real aspen]

considering the bullshit i face in this country

[oak magnet]

theres always the hope that things get better, its a good prevention against self death

[blazing jackal]

but with adrenaline introduction buckler and dagger combo became very very good and you can farm for root mask

[hexed kernel]

[blazing jackal]

if you want to skip the mead

[real aspen]

just being realistic

[copper vapor]

snorting coke off a hooker's bumhole

[oak magnet]

never done that

nor would i

[fluid trout]

say that time you smoked a left-behind cigarette in a public bathroom after snorting coke

[real aspen]

i wont claim to have a harsh life but it's a very specific type of bullshit that strikes deep into the core

[copper vapor]

write that in there anyway

[oak magnet]

please dont

[oak magnet]

no

[real aspen]

and i do not doubt that i would, at very least, be having constant emotional breakdowns if i could feel emotions in full

[oak magnet]

im just gonna write the truth, my fav thing was the Health concert i went wasted

and had time of my life

HEALTH is a good band

listen to them, NOW

[fluid trout]

yeah that'll kinda work, might wanna omit the wasted part tho, or not, if the company is chill

[oak magnet]

i will obvs

but its a bar job

what ive always wanted

they shortlisted me so my hope train is running on full steam, ready to run into a wall

[real aspen]

what the fuck is a shortlist again?

[oak magnet]

that they didnt immediately decline my application and are interested

they’re hiring more than one person anyway

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animal-dancing-cat-cat-kitty-cute-gif-1879301708244436198

who the fuck is roy milton baker

[oak magnet]

who?

[rocky turtle]

gif

alo

[copper vapor]

a baker, probably

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

though

ya know

there's one thing i really feel

and i hate it

Helplessness

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

THE MYTH OF SISSYPHUS

started reading albert camus essays, immediately started to realise why i stopped reading philosophy

[timid hollow]

and crysis 1 crashed on the last mission

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

now i dont wanna anymore

[copper vapor]

best way to stop the player

based ceph

[timid hollow]

tbh i dont know how my first playtrough was like 14 hours

[rocky turtle]

it crashing a lot in last mission

[real aspen]

[timid hollow]

i needed like 5 for it now

[hexed kernel]

incredible

[timid hollow]

but i also didnt fight every enemy i saw

next one is ready

[copper vapor]

downgrade in every aspect

[timid hollow]

thing that annoys me most is that alcatraz doesnt speak

i like nomads talking

[copper vapor]

MY DAMN CHUTE IS GONE

[timid hollow]

but i guess its acceptable when some alien race tries to overwrite your mind with the guy who wore the suit before you

[hexed kernel]

are crysis games any good

i remember playing the first one years ago but i don't remember if i liked it or not

[copper vapor]

1 is peam
2 is mid
3 is good

[timid hollow]

theyre all good, crysis 1 is fairly different tho

[oblique belfry]

"2 is mid"

[timid hollow]

crazy, normally people go 2>3

[oblique belfry]

ALO ?

[copper vapor]

2 is hella mid

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

consolified game
simplified nanosuit controls
dumber AI

3 is an iteration of improvements over 2, despite also being a consolified piece of shit with simplified controls

1 is king

[timid hollow]

yeah okay you definitely feel the cod console era influence

[oblique belfry]

[chrome ginkgo]

Bro Helldivers really has the most incompetent devs on the market rn

[copper vapor]

nanosuit modes were "streamlined" from strength/armor/speed/cloak to "power" mode (armor+strength), speed mode and cloak

[chrome ginkgo]

Fixed Rupture Warrior homing missile tracking on Hosts

[copper vapor]

has that dumbass superhero landing aoe blast

and a powerslide iirc?

[chrome ginkgo]

Fixed it by making it also turn into a homing missile for Clients instead of removing the impossible tracking

Why are they like this

[timid hollow]

i mean you dont have a strength mode at all, he just does a strength thing when you hold the button and have energy

which i dont mind tbh

[remote jacinth]

Yet people still return

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh yeah if any of you people bought Corsair RAM between 2018 and July 2, 2025

and are in the US

https://ddr4andddr5desktopmemoryspeedsettlement.com/

Yoink class action signup

get your money

your $12 check

[copper vapor]

"and are in the US"

[chrome ginkgo]

I mean it's not exactly life changing money

the settlement was like $5.5 million

To be spread across how many people + the lawyers?

[timid hollow]

i actually never understood for which playstyle that would be good

just wastes ceph spores

like im not gonna run up to enemies, powerjump and crash down, i will just shoot or box

[copper vapor]

12 usd would get me at least one game

[chrome ginkgo]

Damn okay

[remote jacinth]

12 usd is deep rock galactic when it's on special

[copper vapor]

12 usd converted into my currency is enough to buy silksong

[timid hollow]

12 usd is furi when its on sale

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3341650/PIGFACE/

Steam

PIGFACE

“Hello, Exit …”
You’re a terrible person who has done awful things, and now your past has finally caught up to you. As you wake up in an abandoned warehouse covered in your own blood, you hear a phone ring from across the room.

They’ve drilled a bomb into your head, and now they have a job for you. …

Release Date

Sep 18, 2025

▶ Play video

[hexed kernel]

looks like manhunt but first person

at least visually

[oak magnet]

the same McKinney that was 101106 degrees?

https://tenor.com/view/mckinney-it's-hot-in-mckinney-weather-map-goes-crazy-gif-1185537898426351739

[copper vapor]

classic

everyone in mckinney is dead

[hexed kernel]

🤔

[carmine laurel]

[copper vapor]

John Valheim

[oak magnet]

the deadpan delivery

[oak magnet]

Name Enter

[hexed kernel]

too basic

[carmine laurel]

tiktok has ruined a generation

[copper vapor]

Val Kilmer Heim

[oak magnet]

why do you say this

[hexed kernel]

i would've made harrier du bois but there's no mutton chops

nor are there any ties

sad

oh i knonw

[chrome ginkgo]

everyone in McKinney is dead

[hexed kernel]

close enough

[chrome ginkgo]

Dollar store Ulfar physique

[hexed kernel]

nothing

[remote jacinth]

Wait what

[hexed kernel]

we do a little modding

[copper vapor]

I see a little cheating

[timid hollow]

@little depot explain

[copper vapor]

cheats

[hexed kernel]

god forbid a man wants some inventory space

[real aspen]

filthy cheater

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7200066067027204690

[hexed kernel]

haii

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

Aw shuckaroonies

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-vocaloid-kasane-teto-fukkireta-gif-6476617373839912488

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-faust-i-love-you-good-morning-tea-gif-14735766455253010022

[hearty wyvern]

Fellas, is it undemocratic to be a stealth diver

[real aspen]

what is a stealth diver

[hearty wyvern]

Helldiver that tries to exclusively engage the objective in stealth

[carmine laurel]

who cares

play your game the way you find enjoyable

[copper vapor]

do you complete the objectives and win the game

[hearty wyvern]

Fellas I wouldnt wanna accidentally engage in treason

[copper vapor]

also #🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[proven tundra]

It's undemocratic to be a LOSER

[copper vapor]

exactly

[proven tundra]

WIN SOLDIER

[copper vapor]

as long as you complete the objectives and win the mission

you're fulfilling your duty to democracy

to managed democracy

[hearty wyvern]

Feet first!

[copper vapor]

weird kink but ok

[carmine laurel]

wdym but ok

fuck out of here with that shit

[hearty wyvern]

Time to spread managed democracy.. quietly

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/quiet-elmer-fudd-gif-22364720

[hearty wyvern]

I need to unlock the crossbow soon

[plain abyss]

What a great name for an armor passive

[marsh cargo]

wakes up
checks if the pc finished the hdd scan

[chrome ginkgo]

Just a bugman (female) and their heavily uparmored pre-apocalypse mobile armored warmachine

This is not a balanced start

[slim magnet]

is ironman a trans character, chat?

hear me out

i know it has "man" on the name

but iron is Fe on the periodic table

[real aspen]

momo

that';s a

fucking

decade old meme

[slim magnet]

and man is "male"

[real aspen]

dont finish it

[slim magnet]

really

[real aspen]

or i'll eat your nose

[slim magnet]

like actually really

i did not expect that

i unironically thought i came up with that just now

fuck dude

killing myself later today it's over

[copper vapor]

mfw SAB of all people

[real aspen]

are you telling me

[copper vapor]

shuts down someone for posting a dead meme

[real aspen]

you've never seen that damn meme

fucking

[oak magnet]

Feman?

[real aspen]

i hope the iron in your body experiences spontaneous exothermic reaction

[oak magnet]

what meme

[copper vapor]

I probably posted this here years ago and got the alphabet people angry

[carmine laurel]

i think we should kill sab

[remote jacinth]

I mean the iron and periodic symbol is a good one

[fluid trout]

seconded

[oak magnet]

what is going on

[broken mountain]

Hey hey guys

[broken mountain]

I barely fucking joined

What did he do this time

[remote jacinth]

And soundtrack shows up soon as trans are mentioned

[broken mountain]

[remote jacinth]

[real aspen]

literally nothing shon just cant read

[carmine laurel]

exist

[real aspen]

but i dont exist

[carmine laurel]

whatever you say deafman

[rocky turtle]

another good idea from shiyon

[broken mountain]

Look man, it was a wild night

[real aspen]

bitch i had that idea first

[remote jacinth]

MFer too busy getting leaflets for Thailand eh

[broken mountain]

Bulgaria, not thailand

I may not get cock but I will get HIV

[remote jacinth]

...I'm not even gonna fucking ask

[oak magnet]

use imagination

[fluid trout]

bro just needs to nick himself on something and the Bulgarian air will do the rest

[upbeat verge]

chat I'm on windows 11

[broken mountain]

I am going on vacay in 3 days

[oak magnet]

im sorry

[oblique belfry]

i've grown such a reputation that every single animal near my market is coming to me for pets

[upbeat verge]

will my pc get bricked if I do this update?

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

[oak magnet]

i also updated and regret it

[upbeat verge]

why?

[carmine laurel]

[upbeat verge]

why do you regret laika

[oblique belfry]

i went to market and petted 2 cats and 2 dogs

[broken mountain]

Sunny Beach, bulgaria

to be exact

[oak magnet]

idk apparently win 11 uses more resources and still shit

[remote jacinth]

Heard Brazil's a good time

[oblique belfry]

the dogs are so used to seeing me that they just wag their tails whenever they see me

i sat at the park for 15 mins cuz of that

[broken mountain]

Impossible for me at the moment

[oak magnet]

im tryna write poetry and its going somewhere but not really

[upbeat verge]

oh that

[broken mountain]

Maybe someday

[oak magnet]

im not in a good condition but im trying

[remote jacinth]

Super friendly people there

[upbeat verge]

I thought one of the new updates bricked ssds mate @oak magnet

[oak magnet]

my brain is fried from sleep lack

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ1g6DLvNjQ

[oak magnet]

OH

[copper vapor]

alo

[broken mountain]

I paused my project for a bit

[oak magnet]

i hope it dont

[broken mountain]

I wanted to come back to it

[fluid trout]

heres a pic of my boy who crossed the rainbow bridge

[broken mountain]

Arrombardo

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry madness combat mod for doom

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[oak magnet]

im still at work, since im done so far

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

but like

i need to sleep

[oblique belfry]

ayo

[sour rivet]

WHUH

[oak magnet]

i have vivid ideas that dissapear when i try to write shit down

LIKE WHY

[carmine laurel]

[fluid trout]

need to make some space bro

[remote jacinth]

Roses are red, violets are blue, the symbol for iron is FE, that makes you a feman too?

[broken mountain]

note them

[thick plover]

[real aspen]

i get the best ideas minutes before im about to fall asleep

[thick plover]

THE LEPER WILL BE LEPERING

[broken mountain]

The helldivers is really really great

for porn

[thick plover]

in radiance may we find victory

[oak magnet]

yeah i try and all of a sudden NOPE

[carmine laurel]

[oak magnet]

im tired man

[remote jacinth]

Stop taking nudes of shiyon ffs

[broken mountain]

Arent we all man

[oak magnet]

to varying degrees

and means

[broken mountain]

Shiyon caught a stray

[carmine laurel]

usually you need to pay for these

be grateful

[oak magnet]

cant wait to eat prosciutto at home

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

man i want it so much

meat

[remote jacinth]

Saving that shit before it gets nuked

[oak magnet]

cured

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

You guys wanna puke?

[oak magnet]

gonna get my paycheck

buy kilo of prosciutto i cant help

[oak magnet]

not, particularly

[oak magnet]

but amuse me

[broken mountain]

Cucumber in chocolate

A pickle to be exact

[oak magnet]

not the worst thing ive seen

[remote jacinth]

I mean

[oak magnet]

i can see it working if the pickle isnt too sour

[proven tundra]

Ewwwwww

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is there were kids in the park and when i was petting the animals kids wanted to as well but their mom stopped them

[proven tundra]

No thank you

[broken mountain]

Oh it is sour

[remote jacinth]

It sounds juicy

[fluid trout]

shit from an ass

[oak magnet]

oh fuck that then

[carmine laurel]

parents are universal

[broken mountain]

I sent the picture to my mom, she literally replied with a "what the fuck"

[oak magnet]

i would send it to mother

[oblique belfry]

one of em called me out that 1 time saying "you shouldn't be petting them they are dirty and disgusting"

[oak magnet]

but nah

[oblique belfry]

i was about to say as if your life is pretty clean but i stopped myself

[carmine laurel]

"fuck off bitch"

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

We exchange cat pictures when I'm not with her

[oak magnet]

awww

[thick plover]

You have a great physique

[remote jacinth]

Then don't pet your own puss puss then

[oblique belfry]

said it on my mind

[oak magnet]

i always take cat selfies with cats i find

[remote jacinth]

Dirty cunts

[sour rivet]

Bitch im outside its already dirty and disgusting

[carmine laurel]

thanks, I was inspired by your mother

[broken mountain]

and she sends me facebook reels

[copper vapor]

just tell her "have you heard of these two wonderful inventions called running water and soap?"

[broken mountain]

[proven tundra]

I just send my kids weird memes

[oak magnet]

examples

[broken mountain]

I taught her what AI is

[carmine laurel]

I was walking my dog the other day, and this lady tried to tell me we're not allowed to walk on the grass

[copper vapor]

CAR

[broken mountain]

And how to figure out whether or not something is generated

[oblique belfry]

all morons act like stray animals are filthy and dirty meanwhile they are probably cleaner then your fucking fetus of a son

[broken mountain]

Since she fell for a video about siamese twins

[oblique belfry]

b r o

[copper vapor]

That calico looks annoyed

[carmine laurel]

she got stunlocked

"you cant walk on the grass"
"fuck off"

[oblique belfry]

he about to strike

[broken mountain]

You can always wash your hands, and those poor animals may never experience proper love in their lifes

I try to pet them when I can

[carmine laurel]

just stood there opening and closing her mouth at me

[oblique belfry]

exactly what i did

[oak magnet]

more cars

[remote jacinth]

Just say to her that her vagina looks like a bear yawning thanks to the ripping that her child done years ago. No pelvic floor exercises gonna cure that.

[oblique belfry]

i snugled with em for 20 mins

came home

washed my hands

shrimple

[sour rivet]

Literally just dont put your hands near your face if you touch anything filthy

Isnt this like the most said thing to a child

[proven tundra]

Lick your hands clean

[oak magnet]

the 3rd one was one i helped take care of

[proven tundra]

It's what I told them

[oak magnet]

wish i had her still :(

[carmine laurel]

builds immunity

[broken mountain]

Money is filthier than cats

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

Yet people have no issue with money

[copper vapor]

true

[oak magnet]

lick enough money and u will be high

[carmine laurel]

thats why we launder it

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

i am so glad i was a dirty kid that always played on muds and sand

[copper vapor]

they will once green poison hits

also cellphones are also dirtier

[broken mountain]

Damn you, George Washington

[copper vapor]

there was a study way back in the early 2000s before smartphones were even a thing

[broken mountain]

dies

[remote jacinth]

I wonder if you put a blue light on notes.. how many white marks there would be

[oblique belfry]

istg new gen will fucking turn into dust from a single mud mark

[copper vapor]

that cellphones were dirtier than the soles of our footwear

[broken mountain]

those ipads used by 7 year olds may be a nation-wide safety hazard

[proven tundra]

BL4 someone found a fix for stuttering
Increase your shader cache to 100gb

[carmine laurel]

man I do this shit for my modded skyrim xD

[proven tundra]

Premium game

[broken mountain]

If it works, dont fix it

[fluid trout]

are irradiated objects cleaner than other objects around em?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhrIJVJZB0

[carmine laurel]

depends on if it was clean or dirty before being irradiated

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

I mean
Radon is commonly used to sterilise food

[broken mountain]

The first one could be an amazing jumpscare sound

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/j6Nl1WyJR_0?si=NHfSGbItqpAn2rzK

❓

[carmine laurel]

guys I think the pumpkin spice latte was too sweet for me

[fluid trout]

like can you blast a clean looking but bacteria filled object?

[broken mountain]

The way he said "Ipad went bye bye" reminded me of phil leotardo

[oblique belfry]

womp

[fluid trout]

what does this mean

[carmine laurel]

hey uh

dont do that to kids man

[broken mountain]

I think I'll take my whiskey neat
My coffee black and my bed at three
You're too sweet for me
You're too sweet for me

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

gonna have to block you now

[remote jacinth]

Fucking doge lmao

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

I'm pretty sure they put you under the jail if you do that

[remote jacinth]

Offtopic had the lights turn off

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

@flat violet kino

[oblique belfry]

not my kid

[broken mountain]

Nah doge

[oblique belfry]

saying "i dare you to take it from me"

[broken mountain]

OH YOU WANT SOMEBODY ELSES?

[oblique belfry]

that bitch getting punished

[timber oxide]

Kid? Your?

[carmine laurel]

nah we gonna have to separate the art from the artist and pretend doge doesnt exst

[broken mountain]

You are digging a deeper grave for yourself

[fluid trout]

IS BRO DOUBLING DOWN?????

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

AINT NO FUCKING WAY

[proven tundra]

Yes look up food irradiation

[remote jacinth]

I ain't touching this subject with a fucking barge pole lmfao

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry change your pfp right now, I aint gonna associate with you anymore mf

[proven tundra]

The radiation destroys the DNA of fungus, bacteria etc

[broken mountain]

watch him get banned

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

guys

[carmine laurel]

Doge is gonna be on that list

[oblique belfry]

wanna know a stupid fact ?

[carmine laurel]

calling it now

[fluid trout]

clearly yall havent done enough bullying

[copper vapor]

I'm making regular-ass white rice can't wait for it to turn out awful

[oblique belfry]

i didnt watch 50 shades of gray

[broken mountain]

Doge, you ever been to little saint james?

[fluid trout]

just do the finger mark thingy

[oblique belfry]

where's that ?

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/epsteinstrump-trump-epstein-gif-16738740347382122092

[carmine laurel]

[broken mountain]

next to haiti I think

[flat violet]

My lawyer etc.

[fluid trout]

if you just want a quick one just do equal parts

[broken mountain]

look down

[oblique belfry]

hi falco

[remote jacinth]

Fucking lol

[sour rivet]

DOOOOOGE

[oak magnet]

@proven tundra

[carmine laurel]

your lawyer would advise you to drop doge like a sack of bricks

[oak magnet]

BREAK YO DNA DOWN

[fluid trout]

calling the cops right now

[oak magnet]

IONIZE THAT SHIT

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

🛌

[broken mountain]

Oh dont you speak about sacks right now

[sour rivet]

THRERES SEX IN 50 SHADE OF GREY DOOOOGE

[copper vapor]

look at how happy he is

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sour rivet]

DONT LINK KIDS TO IIIIT

[oak magnet]

lemme break yo dna and cause cancerous formations yo

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/earn-cp-cod-points-cp-dr-disrespect-call-of-duty-gif-14492841013206218382

[broken mountain]

Bdsm, even

[oak magnet]

ikrrrr

[oblique belfry]

what

[fluid trout]

ITS BDSM DOGEEE

[oak magnet]

ratress

[oblique belfry]

ah.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[carmine laurel]

Doge realizing what he just said

[copper vapor]

damn doge makin a reference without knowing the reference

and applying it to children

[oblique belfry]

add it to the list

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

Doge rn

[timber oxide]

Did Doge say something stupid again and then pretended he didn't know

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

What is happening

[oblique belfry]

not pretend

i actually didnt watch it

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-trolled-trollge-troll-success-gif-22597471

[carmine laurel]

we're cancelling doge

[copper vapor]

suddenly doge's mom walks in again

[oblique belfry]

NOT THIS JOKE AGAIN

[fluid trout]

we're finding evidence to put doge under the jail

[timber oxide]

At this point it happened so many times I don't believe you anymore

[broken mountain]

Nah man

[carmine laurel]

the apple doesnt fall far from the tree after all

[proven tundra]

Kinda reminds me of when my SIL said she was gonna give her daughter an ass licking
And we had to explain to her that it didn't mean what she thought it did

[broken mountain]

I need to walk my dogs

[runic condor]

Wait wait wait at least let him gift me the binding of isaac bundle on fortnite

[broken mountain]

But I gotta make a meme today

[runic condor]

Then we can cancel him

[broken mountain]

This shit is too good

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

mf

[oblique belfry]

aw hell na

[carmine laurel]

nah man, he's too far gone already

[fluid trout]

someone once told me he's going to eat my ass, before clarifying that he meant beat

[remote jacinth]

How tf do you get into this shit doge

[broken mountain]

You aint becoming a martyr you cunt

[copper vapor]

my face hurts from laughing so much

[timber oxide]

Sound could you make a meme out of Doge saying sus stuff

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

there is like 20

or even more

at this point

[broken mountain]

He doubled down and said he didnt mean his own kids

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[oblique belfry]

NO BRO NOT WHAT I MEANT

[carmine laurel]

he's not becoming a matyr, we're just crucifying him

[oblique belfry]

SOUND

[runic condor]

💀💀

[copper vapor]

phew so at least it's not incest on top of cp

[remote jacinth]

I can't even

[sour rivet]

still no meme of me (besides the offtopic slander)

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354577144440688736/1356243022899052634/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[oblique belfry]

[remote jacinth]

Just LOOK at what he said lmfao

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354577144440688736/1356243022899052634/LEGION_LEADER.gif?ex=68caa8be&is=68c9573e&hm=7c8637f5aafc27e3db79d2e0654c3ed16dbe8517b9bdffcdfa14abdcae6c1e45&

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[flat violet]

Doge, the gift that keeps on giving

[oblique belfry]

accidental dark humor

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-hollow-night-silksong-faridulasimanet-sherma-silksong-gif-171830693794769624

[carmine laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007555121472880760/1379192474542804992/LEGION_takeover.gif

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry So, music production, yeah? I've heard you've been Diddy's padawan lately

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

no wonder doge cant find a job

[oak magnet]

what would his padawan braid be

[carmine laurel]

he's already on every watch list

[oblique belfry]

NAAAAAWWWW

[broken mountain]

His schedule is fucked

[oak magnet]

bottle of baby oil hanging from him?

[broken mountain]

[oak magnet]

if i find another job before doge

stg

[oblique belfry]

wdym

aren't you already employed

[remote jacinth]

Just don't give doge an iPad whatever you do

[oak magnet]

yeah im tryna get a job in a different city

where my uni is

so i can study and work

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/who-want-backshots-instagram-goobercore-my-granny-passed-away-popular-loner-zay-gif-16369605543172229008

[oak magnet]

im close

to one

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

gonna finish part 2 of the application at home cuz i need to be more presentable for the video questions

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tf1-scream-fbi-transformers-gif-26196906

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1417295418940719134/ZP8SDAWUk.mp4?ex=68c9f6b7&is=68c8a537&hm=53f3f4b7b7d51da6c7c1896a2e697c2c6081d9a55ff7b5c3fb62a8d215bf09c5&

[oak magnet]

imagine me serving drinks

[copper vapor]

gonna repost this because it's too good not to

[oak magnet]

what is silk song even about

[oblique belfry]

SHAW

[sour rivet]

credit for the first thievery of it

[copper vapor]

never

[broken mountain]

Posting mbos meme to test

[sour rivet]

my reputation

[broken mountain]

O

[broken mountain]

ITS WORKING

[oblique belfry]

birb you have to get used to this

[thick plover]

THE LEPERRRRRRRRR

[copper vapor]