╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting

[royal mural]

https://youtu.be/W4L1d1hahR0 here for you so you get so see a good rifle for once

[warped monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif I wish I could send this less often but you guys are just coming at me with these hilarious but factual things

[glossy hedge]

and the barrel doesnt cool down.

[rapid jolt]

I used to say that something like the SOPMOD would not belong in Stalker but after seeing how many are actually in Ukraine rn I have sortof changed my stance. Would be cool asf

The G11 deserves justice.

[royal mural]

@wary orbit average g36 user

[glossy hedge]

no 💀

[torpid relic]

the Austrian military is not using the MG3, they are using the MG . . . 74 i think, its basically the exact same gun but just with a lower rate of fire, took me till i was actually allowed to fire one in the service till i realized there not the same. if i remeber correctly they also look a bit differently

[glossy hedge]

literally any gun belongs in stalker because its literally the real world (when it comes to guns)

[river lintel]

G36 is a fine enough rifle

[wary orbit]

see a german rifle can burn and still be usable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTbTyFloelc&

[royal mural]

mhh that video seems fake

[cerulean root]

Sidorovich eats chicken

[river lintel]

Anything up to 2022 is fair game to be smuggled into the zone imo

[clever sigil]

so can AK 47

[rapid jolt]

Bandits with LMT AR-10s when????

[mighty knot]

marked one what da hell

[royal mural]

thats a g36 edited over a good bullpup rifle actually

[glossy hedge]

the point is that it fires 900 rounds.

[storm bay]

any rifle can burn and still be usable, to what degree is the question, and no gun with a glowing barrel will shoot where you aim

[cerulean root]

Seeing sid eat chicken in HD is a true shining zone experience

[clever sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSJiAwoMpY

[rapid jolt]

Getting accosted by a man in a 30 year old fleece and a single sneaker who is doing so with a 3.5k rifle

Peak bandit

[rapid jolt]

Is that magpul furniture..?

[river lintel]

You know what I just realized. There's no mp7 in s2

[glossy hedge]

i love it when a bandit with a merc outfit and a g36 tries to rob me

like dude you're telling me you're that desperate for money...with that kit...?

[wary orbit]

Ya'll just jelly of our german engineering. Ya'll never get over the fact that the first AR was german and always will be.

[royal mural]

wait now that you say it but they wouldve put it in with a wrong caliber anyway

[clever sigil]

"we got more ammo, screw it"

loads another magazine to the burning AK to magdump it like the rest

[storm bay]

it fires 900 rounds in a test scenario*

there are plenty of horror stories from people deployed in the desert with g36 failing after just a couple of mags due to the heat

[glossy hedge]

no i actually think its very cool

[rapid jolt]

What if I think the StG looks ugly
!!!

[glossy hedge]

yes.

[river lintel]

First doesn't always mean best. The first firearms ever were Chinese and we don't rave over bamboo shoots with fireworks attached to spears

[golden hazel]

Nyet, rifle is fine.

[glossy hedge]

THATS WILD BRO 💀

[royal mural]

yea right thats why you started 2 wars and lost them

[wary orbit]

well if it was bad people would't still use it

[royal mural]

🍿

[storm bay]

the first car engine was german, and todays german engines are one of the worst you can buy, overbuild, fail after a short time, they are just "overperfected" sooo thats not the best argument to make

[river lintel]

Do people still use the stg?

[warped monolith]

counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedorov_Avtomat

[wary orbit]

oh yes

[rapid jolt]

Yes, in the middle east :^)

[river lintel]

Thats the firdt fire arm, yeah. Made in 1100 iirc

[golden hazel]

They're still seen in events like [redacted]

[clever sigil]

well to be fair Leopard 2 is better than Abrams

thats one thing germans have better than the USA

[glossy hedge]

and the russo ukraine war

[rapid jolt]

Yeah and I've seen mosin nagants in that war too, that doesn't mean it's good

[royal mural]

no i you cant unsee it either

[river lintel]

Buh buh buh muh freeBrams

[wary orbit]

it was used by a bunch of Eastern european countries for a long time until very recently, the ammo still gets produced in the czech republic if i remember correctly

[glossy hedge]

im aware

[glossy hedge]

putting that entire scene on 2x speed is so funny bro

[river lintel]

The Abrams is good for what it does but isn't (by American tech standards) really old?

[rapid jolt]

Czech people on that temporal portal grindset

[glossy hedge]

i dont know why its just hilarious to me, same energy as the meme format of the dude at the whiteboard explaining

[clever sigil]

"New semi-automatic civilian reproductions of the MKb 42(H), MP 43/1, and StG 44 are being manufactured in Germany today by SSD (Sport Systeme Dittrich) and distributed by HZA Kulmbach GmbH in the original 7.92×33mm Kurz chambering and accepting the standard magazines."

[warped monolith]

so... countries living in a regressed technological bubble?

[glossy hedge]

SCAR IS TWEAKING MAN!!!!

[glossy hedge]

i have that vid saved too

[rapid jolt]

That emission really did a number on his noggin 😭

[wary orbit]

uh look, i did not know that. time to get one

[glossy hedge]

dudes tweaking after 3 blowouts

[clever sigil]

xD

[torpid relic]

THE EMISSION MOGGED HIM

[river lintel]

To be fair, I think a lot of the damage was ||the stalker program||

[wary orbit]

So guys... Christmas 2025 at yours place?

[torpid relic]

oh i didnt know he was also scooped up in that

[wanton arch]

@royal mural i had no idea you could shoot from behind cover like that wtf
#╟📸stalker2™-media message

[glossy hedge]

monolithians

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-nic-cage-uh-yeahstare-dead-inside-okay-gif-15438773

[rapid jolt]

End of Clear Sky silly thing :))))

[royal mural]

#╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting message

[wanton arch]

i never tried not aiming, im too used to it

[glossy hedge]

except with shotguns

[plucky onyx]

is it possible to do more than 1 missions for duty>

[clever sigil]

i mean, here in EU we take care of the real issues like
"Why does each phone have different charger? We should make everyone use USB-C"

meanwhile some less developed countries are deciding if paying 2k in taxes is better than paying 8k to insurance companies, and sadly most believe that paying 8k is cheaper

[wary orbit]

Jawohl?

[glossy hedge]

nein

[royal mural]

i dont even know what ads is

[torpid relic]

oh yea i forgot

[royal mural]

doch

[wary orbit]

Oh!

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-wow-shocked-surprised-gif-16220180

[rapid jolt]

Oh god... they're communicating

[glossy hedge]

the gun design in s2 is amazing bro

[wanton arch]

[royal mural]

||DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER DEUTSCHEN REPUBLIK||

[rapid jolt]

Bloodsucker really thought he'd win that eh

[glossy hedge]

uuugghhh that sound design 🔥🔥🔥

[wary orbit]

BUNDES!

[storm bay]

Der Bundesrepublik Deutschland*

do it right or not at all traitor :O

[wanton arch]

is it just me or do footsteps sound kinda weak? sometimes i see a video or a stream and their footsteps sound more pronounced then what i hear in my game, what gives?

[wary orbit]

... 🤦‍♂️ das ist die Reichsflagge

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/german-convertible-gif-22084793

[warped monolith]

this channel turned into /poi/ in a flash, holy shit

[wary orbit]

Ist schon Ok Jungs ich machs einfach selber

[royal mural]

what is poi

[rapid jolt]

Exos have unique footsteps sounds right... but they stop working when you load a save...

[royal mural]

want more?

[rapid jolt]

Still hasn't been fixed :)))))))))

[glossy hedge]

nah ill just play the game for more 🤣

[warped monolith]

OH NO, YELLOW PAINT

[wanton arch]

its like, yes i use exo cause its the best suit, but also I WANNA HEAR THE SPECIAL SOUND EFFECTS SHIT

[glossy hedge]

i use exoskeletons because exoskeletons are fucking awesome

[warped monolith]

politically incorrect

[rapid jolt]

Y E S
Me having to go out of my way to appreciate the sound design the devs put in the game

[wary orbit]

Microsoft knows best!

[warped monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-npc-gif-18081028125043451729

[glossy hedge]

as someone who does sound design that shit is just mwah, chefs kiss man 🔥

[rapid jolt]

Luckily it works again if you just take off the exo and put it back on again after loading a save. Still fucking OBNOXIOUS though :)))))

[wanton arch]

or when youre walking in dirt and the game just sounds like youre walking in water

[royal mural]

why didnt you say so from beginning! wait a minute are you really the one saying this

[cedar pond]

I keep dying for unknown reasons when I go to Jupiter …. Is it another “sniper” ?

[river lintel]

We went to war over a 2% tax increase with the largest empire on the planet to be fair

[glossy hedge]

mud:

[wanton arch]

but its not mud

[glossy hedge]

yes it is, thats a controller messing with you

[rapid jolt]

The

[warped monolith]

[rapid jolt]

The random wet ground outside Rostok's checkpoint

[royal mural]

ahh whatever ill do it anyway

[wanton arch]

i wish the sound wouldnt bug randomly, its super fucking annoying

[torpid relic]

its not water 🍆

[wanton arch]

also enemies make almost no noise from my experience

[rapid jolt]

The freedom cum grounds... yes of course. How else do the bloodsuckers keep spawning at the checkpoint :^)

[glossy hedge]

is it just me or is fighting mercenaries like actually scary

[river lintel]

I have enemies who won't shut the fuck up all the time

[royal mural]

just you

[glossy hedge]

its just because they're accurate lmao

[royal mural]

are you afraid of your own shadow too? theyre mercs those guys are poster boys

[rapid jolt]

They're alarming when I stumble into them and there's like 8 of them in one small area but otherwise it's just the mid point between bandits and monolith. Military was more annoying in my experience

[wanton arch]

i meant like footsteps wise, i can never hear them moving

[river lintel]

After 1.1 they are way more difficult since they will man positions and take cover

[river lintel]

Oh, yeah that has been weirdly quiet

[glossy hedge]

i was making a joke but....no..

in lore they're super deadly and efficient presumably but mmeeehhh

[royal mural]

damn i wish i wouldnt have finished the game before 1.1 update

[rapid jolt]

0 . 0

[cerulean root]

Their lore is fucking crazy which is why they are the most interesting faction to me

[glossy hedge]

yeah that happened to me randomly too lmao

[river lintel]

Do a playthrough for the other side you didn't go with

[plucky onyx]

just looted a bandit with a full health maurader suit in his inv

[royal mural]

dont worry im dense as fuck it would take me like 3 workdays to get your joke but since im no patient i just spit my bs

[glossy hedge]

lmfao im running that same spas-12 build at this very moment

[cerulean root]

Mercenaries whole deal is their paid cash to kick ass

[rapid jolt]

They did the snork sounds hard. Psi radiation too until you crawl around the Weird Lights field and proceed to become numb to it

[royal mural]

why didnt you tell my my ex mother in law comes to visit

[glossy hedge]

they're supposed to be the most skilled faction in the zone i think but

[cerulean root]

They are severely nerfed in the games for whatever reason

[glossy hedge]

too op 🤣

[royal mural]

someone remember the mercs ||in cordon tunnel||? i gave them the hold down trigger pkm treatement too

[cerulean root]

Lmao a real Merc would pop Strelock from a mile away

[torpid relic]

probably because of there loadouts, in gamma or other old game mods there ALOT of guns and gear you can give to npcs, and most npcs got crappy old soviet stuff, but not the mercs.

[river lintel]

Hes got plot armor rammed in his rectum

[rapid jolt]

Jokes on you, his hairline is optimized to curve bullets of his shiny, shiny bald head

[royal mural]

he cant cause the light would reflect off streloks bald hairline so hard he would lose eye sight and fall off his tower

[cerulean root]

All 4 of you above are amazing

[glossy hedge]

no he just has the sin anomaly shield (real)

[rapid jolt]

It looks like it does from all the bullets he's bounced off of it

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[river lintel]

New snorks are scary as fuck because I've seen the exhibit gorilla like behavior just like, bouncing along in a group

Then they see you...

[wanton arch]

can someone spoil me of the whereabout of || the sidequest where you shoot the apple on top of the bandits head? im post duga going to red forest, lmk if im too late to do it in this playthrough as well ||

[torpid relic]

i dont like how they jump so slow.

[glossy hedge]

am i tweaking or did they patch the thing you can do to get into pripyat early

[wanton arch]

heard it hasnt been patched

[river lintel]

Im fine with it because they now hunt in packs

[plucky onyx]

my favorite ambient noise is the unhinged demented laugh

[wanton arch]

but also you only have to jump once, once you unlocked the guide there you can just fast travel

[glossy hedge]

they added insane radiation levels next to it, and when i tried doing it it didnt work

hmmmm

[torpid relic]

good point, what i also dont like is how the bloodsuckers run straight at you, sure they dash a bit here and there but when they charge you id wish they zick zag and flank a bit more.

[royal mural]

@cerulean root let the mercs come THEYRE CHOIR BOYS COMPARED TO ME CHOIR BOYS

[wanton arch]

let me try it real quick

[glossy hedge]

they're choir boys compared to plot armor, yes.

[river lintel]

Yeah that's a little meh but they are harder than trilogy sucker's so I'm fine with it

[river lintel]

You wearing weird water?

[rapid jolt]

Isn't that ||the thing beard goes and makes you do in Swamps?||

[cerulean root]

SKEEFA’s plot armor is a huge improvement over the past 3 protagonists

[glossy hedge]

what.

[river lintel]

The artifact weird water

[glossy hedge]

no

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-nic-cage-uh-yeahstare-dead-inside-okay-gif-15438773

[wanton arch]

|| idk, i have never done that quest. Maybe its cause i go there shooting ||

[rapid jolt]

So true

[plucky onyx]

omfg how tf do you get inside here

[wanton arch]

north side

[river lintel]

It's from the dancing lights anomaly. It gives you enough rad protection to wear multiple unshielded legendaries akd a massive carry weight bonus

[rapid jolt]

||Yeah the bandits are non-hostile, they try to make you do the game but I just went seal team six on their asses as soon as I got inside||

[royal mural]

mostly doors

[wanton arch]

|| i think theres an achievement for doing it, so i guess ill do it next playthrough. Thank you tho! ||

[rapid jolt]

Ooh I didn't know there was an achievement... guess I'll have to do it too

[river lintel]

Does sultansk get renamed if you side with beard?

[plucky onyx]

that would be cool if you could actually open any of them

[royal mural]

p!skillissue

[plucky ibex]

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[glossy hedge]

love your little guard buddy by your stuff in yaniv

[plucky onyx]

his voice is so good

[clever sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/j-jonah-jameson-raimi-spider-man-skill-issue-jj-gif-26544843

[glossy hedge]

i know he's not there to guard it, but its just funny

[clever sigil]

in all honesty, the Corps are the best faction in the Zone

[royal mural]

on my first playthrough he stood infront of the chest talking with another guy and when i accessed it he got yeeted throught the roof

[glossy hedge]

LOL

[torpid relic]

who tf are they even?

[clever sigil]

you know the guy you play as in Call of Pripyat right?

[river lintel]

The Corps is Deggy's boys defending pripyat

[rapid jolt]

Oh so that's their name

[river lintel]

Ye

[torpid relic]

ooooh, but why?

[wary orbit]

Poop Crawler?

[river lintel]

Monolith

[rapid jolt]

Bison is a bro, man just summons gauss ammo out of the aether

[torpid relic]

oh right after "the incident" they all went there didnt they?

[royal mural]

tell that|| scar|| in the bossfight against him

[plucky onyx]

the poltergeist at Ranger Station respawns infinitely like every 5 minutes

[rapid jolt]

99 shots in a single magazine, skill issue on your part :^)

[clever sigil]

so basically their whole idea is to protect stalkers from the dangers of Pripyat and while doing so making sure that the secrets buried under Pripyat stay secrets.

[rapid jolt]

I think I reloaded once in the ||granite fights||

[royal mural]

i killed him with the skiftol i would call that skill issue on his part

[river lintel]

That and cooling towers, which Duty is working on

[clever sigil]

and they get the best drip in the zone. Now you can wear the black drip without actualy being the bad guys.

[royal mural]

man that ||scar|| bossfight i didnt know his biggest weakness is switching to cnn channel on tv

[river lintel]

Fuck em

[torpid relic]

i just wish GSC would remove all coats from non bandit stalkers

[clever sigil]

||scar bossfight is just walking him in front of screens and turning them on.||

[torpid relic]

i am hardcoded to shoot on sight once i see a stalker in a Trench coat

[royal mural]

dont forget i used ballistics mod if i got hit with his gauss once im instadead

[river lintel]

My thoughts during the ||Granite-3|| fights

https://youtu.be/vxjx7LsX-vI?si=f-KmntLnRK6603DR

[torpid relic]

even without the gaus is already crazy strong

[royal mural]

i literally had to do a no hit bossfight

[clever sigil]

does not change the fact that you just need to ||turn on the screens||

[rapid jolt]

^^^

I could feel my asshole clench every time I had to pop out from cover

[pliant sigil]

I like how the Duga field thing is visible even from the literal other side of the Zone.

[royal mural]

does not change the fact that the console is close to the tvs he has to stand close to them and youre animation locked while activating them for 2 secs

[plucky onyx]

Is being retarded a skill

[clever sigil]

I honestly did not get fired on once in ||Scars bossfight|| tho I did almost die multiple times to those stupid grenade traps.

[royal mural]

oh yea and dont forget the zombies

[rapid jolt]

0 . 0

[royal mural]

i cant even type one sentence without failure in here ffs

[wanton arch]

still works 👍

[clever sigil]

zombies? got no zombies in my fight, just bunch of dead bodies

[royal mural]

wait they didnt stand up for you after you activated the tvs?

[river lintel]

Bro turn up your gamma

[wary orbit]

spooky spooky scrapmetal

[pliant sigil]

No. I can see with my special eyes.

[clever sigil]

I activated those as the last ones. I did get enemy markers but they stayed laying on the ground.

[rapid jolt]

N O

[royal mural]

well some zombies had exos and pkms

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/flynn-dixon-blind-crash-hugo-gif-11026353490696108102

[rapid jolt]

Makes pitch black no longer pitch black when it really should be
Gamma higher than ~50% is unacceptable and ugly !

[royal mural]

there where min 2 at each screen

[river lintel]

Out here bitching about nvg when they have their brightness set to 2

[rapid jolt]

I bet you don't have the better flashlight mod :^)

[wanton arch]

turn gamma to 100% to achieve stalker 2 gamma

[river lintel]

I don't, i play vanilla and my gamma isn't that high

[rapid jolt]

That gives you a 2000s era flashlight and not something literally picked off of some dude in a 40 year old bunker

[pliant sigil]

I'm going to tell you something that you might not know.

[royal mural]

https://i.imgur.com/6bsqPa3.jpeg

[river lintel]

I have my gamma tuned so nights look moonlit

[pliant sigil]

Nights are kinda dark, my brother in Christ.

[rapid jolt]

PEAK

[torpid relic]

i hyped to see what will be going on in limansk

[royal mural]

https://i.imgur.com/TreqQtp.png

i hate it so much when games arent dark dark

[river lintel]

Gamma doesn't affect interior blackness, it makes night time actually visible like you can see irl

[royal mural]

[rapid jolt]

Actually pitch black so you can feel the absence of a flashlight. That's the good shit

[royal mural]

https://i.imgur.com/CIbtE4R.jpeg

[river lintel]

It doesn't on my display

[pliant sigil]

I live in the woods. I don't have the sheer light pollution you city folk have to be able to see at night unless it's a relatively clear night and the moon is mostly full.

[royal mural]

its not night i cant test it idk

[rapid jolt]

The most you can see in the woods without some kind of artificial light at night is the contrast between the sky and the ground/trees. that's it

[river lintel]

I live in a low light pollution area and most nights I can see just fine. But I'm also ultra photosenistive and so idk if that has any correlation

[royal mural]

are you sure about that?

[rapid jolt]

And even then it's extremely indistinct

[glossy hedge]

that’s…I haven’t seen that one lmao

cheers

[glossy hedge]

and you so happen to be in my grid square

[river lintel]

That one is way easier

But how get out without going to deggy?

[pliant sigil]

Deg: “How the fuck do these random stalkers keep getting in here.”

[rapid jolt]

Meh, he probably just complains to the people in Yaniv "more fucking childproofing PLEASE"

Pripyat is supposed to be super dangerous and scary
First thing I encounter after the sniper filter is a rat

[river lintel]

You know what I want to do a challenge ru. With if someone modded it into the game?

[clever sigil]

make it beltfed and maybe

[rapid jolt]

...Is it gas operated and pump action or only pump action

[pliant sigil]

Not challenging enough. Someone needs to mod the Zip .22 and Liberator pistol into the game

[river lintel]

That piece of shit is the crossfire mk1. It's a pump action ar and shotgun

[rapid jolt]

Or perhaps only gas operated... I have so many questions

[river lintel]

Pump only, upper and lower

It dodges the assault weapon ban tho!

[river lintel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mXttYSvrltM?si=_lySaco85NmiuxcO

[rapid jolt]

Me and my shooting buddy Keith saw some remnant of a deagle. Some dude left .50 AE brass around the range in a bunch of places

Was like finding evidence of a cryptid

[royal mural]

my russian roulett gun

i want that as a weapon mod

just to reload after every shot

[river lintel]

Wait, I have something let me look

Star wars blaster looking ass

[rapid jolt]

I can't imagine trying to hold this

[river lintel]

Knife crime is a real problem

[royal mural]

british people going all out

[river lintel]

I assume it would he like a matchlock or flintlock

[pliant sigil]

Combine SMG from HL:Alyx lookin' ass

[royal mural]

@wary orbit well atleast now its useable

[rapid jolt]

When are they adding this to S2?

[river lintel]

Gentlemen? We need a lever action in stalker and I found just the one

[plucky onyx]

can we turn the brain scorcher back on now...

[rapid jolt]

The position of the barrel on this PISSES ME the fuck off

[royal mural]

#╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting message that didnt age well did it

[golden hazel]

It is on though, someone turned it on yesterday on my way back to Sircaa to get more pringles

[river lintel]

The gun the dude who killed thst Japanese politician could be used to double jump probably. If there's a will someone will make a firearm

[clever sigil]

hear me out, metro 2033 guns in stalker

[river lintel]

Fucking Ork engineering

[river lintel]

Bustard guns are unironically cool, change my mind

[rapid jolt]

Going to shoot someone carrying this with a gauss rifle, realize what I did, then try to dig the pellet out from a tree nearby

[royal mural]

idk since the supply of the outside world is there wouldnt really make sense

[rapid jolt]

Not even looting his body either smh

[clever sigil]

yeah but like, maintaining them guns is costly

[rapid jolt]

Bandit deterrant. You carry that thing they don't mess with you because you're clearly somehow more destitute than they are

[golden hazel]

The Loner Hunter

[glad socket]

is this scanner not interactable?

[royal mural]

meh doesnt really convince me i like the guns in metro cause they fit there not here tho just opinion ofc

[plucky onyx]

wait how were the xlabs turning shit into mutants?

[river lintel]

Or more retarded

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-it-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-telephone-on-call-gif-15495555

[rapid jolt]

Science magic !

[golden hazel]

Green slime and psy radiation

[crystal thicket]

Radiation and psi

[clever sigil]

I wonder if gun like this could work.

[crystal thicket]

Metro 2033 ahh gun

[clever sigil]

it is from there, the mighty Kalash 2012

[river lintel]

This always made me happy

[crystal thicket]

How do we feel about having the BASTARD gun in stalker?

[rapid jolt]

I mean the suppressor is useless but it has most of the things needed to operate... not sure about the gas piston on the AK part though

[warped monolith]

hey it's that gun from hunt showdown

[royal mural]

i raise you the chicago bullpup

[pliant sigil]

Does anyone else find it weird that Metro has so many junk guns? Like, the apocalypse happened in living memory. There were people alive then. The main character was alive then. I don't think they'd already be at the point where they need to make guns out of scrap metal.

[warped monolith]

that's... bioshock, right?

[river lintel]

It's fine but I'd rather a proper sbr

[mint holly]

Yeah, bioshock my beloved

[rapid jolt]

The piston basically just impinges on the magazine which is... strange to say the least

[warped monolith]

The Chicago Writetyper

[clever sigil]

the suppressor works fine.

[river lintel]

Correct!

[crystal thicket]

The lore is that guns... cost alot... and you can't pay with paper money or coins you have to pay with military ammunition...

[royal mural]

i mean there are but scarce and like resources thats why normal guns are so precious

[golden hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-clap-cheers-gif-5832906

[crystal thicket]

Something the red line would use

[plucky onyx]

obrez ppsh

[warped monolith]

plenty of real guns exist like the revolver, the AK, the P90, the regular double barrel (even though that one looks kinda makeshieft) and that "Kalash 2012" one. My guess is people started making junk guns because they couldn't get their hands on the real stuff

[wary orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-emperor-tts-warhammer-warhammer40k-gif-21605736

[river lintel]

Spartans having access to aks and armor is what makes them an elite force

[glad socket]

oh god i should not have scrolled up, what are those guns

[clever sigil]

well, there is only so many guns that were in the metro to begin with, people had to improvise once mutants started to show up.

[river lintel]

"This makes me unbelievably fuckass mad"

[crystal thicket]

I think in lore the only place where guns might cost okay-ish is the "Armory" station

[warped monolith]

Consider the fact that rifle bullets are used as currency. You'd think the guns that shoot them would be just as valuable and rare. if not even more so

[clever sigil]

like for example the VDNCH had 2 armed officers when the nukes fell

[river lintel]

Welcome to the brain scorcher brother!

[royal mural]

another upgrade to that weak engineered rifle

[glad socket]

i'll take that as a no then
can't even distinguis bugs from intended features in this game

[rapid jolt]

The worst of the cursed :))))))

[royal mural]

oh sorry i have no clue tbh if you give me the location maybe i know

[wary orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-going-to-kill-you-sign-language-mad-you-pointing-gif-17147245

[river lintel]

ITT California compliant firearms

[clever sigil]

for guns made of "scrap" they do look good.

[pliant sigil]

Except for the part where the junk guns still use normal ammunition. And even if it's not military rifle ammunition, they can still afford to splurge on junk metal SMG's that spray egregious amounts of pistol ammo with questionable accuracy.

[rapid jolt]

The vestigial pistol grip though....

[pliant sigil]

Or the Shambler. God I hate the Shambler's design.

[royal mural]

@wary orbit

[rapid jolt]

I think California should be sent into near-solar orbit

[clever sigil]

Orc logic, it looks like a gun, it works like a gun. ||wonder why the slang for russians is Orcs||

[glad socket]

in the chemical plant south of agroprom

[wary orbit]

MOOOOOOOOODS!

[warped monolith]

what about that LMG firing shotgun shells

[royal mural]

give me a sec

[rapid jolt]

Peak I'm afraid

[summer schooner]

Can't wait until the SDK is released to modders.

[pliant sigil]

See, this is more agreeable. This is still recognizably a real gun that was manufactured, then repaired with what they had on hand. It wasn't made out of spare parts and copper piping using a hand vice and hammers.

[royal mural]

ohh wait thats the riddle scanner

[wary orbit]

oh no

[crystal thicket]

I've never liked that gun tbh. AK>

[plucky onyx]

shouldve added the new svd's

[clever sigil]

oh KA is 100% better

[summer schooner]

We are gonna get some crazy shit. Just you watch.

[crystal thicket]

Also hot take the fact there's no lean In any of the metro games pisses me off so much

[summer schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/abominable-johnny-depp-court-gif-25533320

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/california-flag-gif-10785646

[glad socket]

a riddle?
any clues

[royal mural]

@wary orbit i rAisE yOu FolDeD buTtStoCk

[mint holly]

Can't talk about cursed guns without thinking about this

[pliant sigil]

Or how every gun in Fallout 4 is oversized and left-handed because "muh power armor animations."

[river lintel]

It's fine if it was labeled the lmg it is. It's designed for power armor. And it serves well enough in the fallout show

[royal mural]

By night one way, by day another

[summer schooner]

It looks like a big ass water cooler.

[plucky onyx]

lets take an already shitty gun and make it worse

[river lintel]

Left handed for my immersion :]

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/шрек-gif-8248931668663923987

[summer schooner]

So, is anyone else running into hordes of bloodsuckers?

[golden hazel]

Yeah, that's normal

[plucky onyx]

non stop bloodsuckers, like all I ever see

[clever sigil]

nope, they run into me and my two granade launchers

[golden hazel]

Welcome to Stalker 2 Heart of Bloodsuckers

[wary orbit]

Fold your STD77 stock, do it.

[summer schooner]

So far this game has just left me disappointed. Besides the story. I'm really enjoying the story.

[royal mural]

the thing you should not fold close is your how to spell book

[wary orbit]

that was not a typo

[golden hazel]

The story is fucking amazing, especially if you're digging up every note and pda you can find

[summer schooner]

Yes, it is. I just wish quest items didn't glitch sometimes and make me heavy.

[royal mural]

no wonder you like the g36 can you even look straight?

[river lintel]

The chilling pda entries in the later half

[summer schooner]

And this game fucking needs backpacks I SWEAR TO GOD

[glad socket]

guess you gotta come back on a different time of day it seems

[wary orbit]

are you not smart enough to get the joke or are you just playing dumb cuz you won't admit it was a banger. Unlike your Rifle thats shit

[sour narwhal]

Need to be able to make ur own stashes

[pliant sigil]

I'm sure the story will be amazing when the modders add in at least 400% more item bloat and inventory management. That will absolutely solve the game.

[royal mural]

[summer schooner]

Anything to help with the resource and weight management

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-never-try-you-tried-your-best-you-failed-miserably-family-gif-15111232

[river lintel]

G36 is based tho? What's the issue here?

[rapid jolt]

Omw to sprint to Rostok for the 52,403rd time so I can stash 10 pieces of bread, two bottles of vodka and 3 grenades

[wary orbit]

none with that

[royal mural]

you wrote biased wrong

[golden hazel]

Fallout 4 assault rifle is bigger than Stalker 2's install size

[river lintel]

Sorry meant to ask hulk

[summer schooner]

Honestly, if there were more gun variety, more life in the zone, less bloodsuckers, better spawns/ai, and a better economy, I'd honestly think this turned out pretty good. ANd I don't feel like those things are big asks.

[plucky onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/preston-garvey-fallout-fo4-another-settlement-gif-16895459270352605670

[summer schooner]

The spawns and the AI are what I would think would be the biggest issue/hardest to fix.

[river lintel]

Unpopular opinion. Fallout 3 is trash

[rapid jolt]

The Zaliyssia bloodsuckers NEED to fuck off imo

[mint holly]

My bad dog, I rant about fallout 4 in some way or another every few days

[plucky onyx]

thats a popular opinion

[summer schooner]

When I ran into a group of 4 outside Zaliyssia, I was kinda pissed, ngl.

[pliant sigil]

500 Bloodsuckers.

[plucky onyx]

only good fallout is new vegas

[river lintel]

I keep finding packs of snorks and pseduo dogs

[summer schooner]

I was thinking, "Aren't these mutants supposed to be super rare and terrifying to run into?" Nah mate, there are more blood suckers than the rats.

[pliant sigil]

Reject modernity, return to Fallout 2.

[golden hazel]

So true

[summer schooner]

I haven't seen a single psuedo dog, and I've only seen snorks twice in scripted events.

[rapid jolt]

Chilling at a campfire with two rookies
Suddenly they get up
Bloodsucker screams
Fucking THREE bloodsuckers jump us and I have to sprint back to Zaliyssia as I watch them get torn to shreds
Can hear the bloodsuckers literally breathing down my neck the whole time I'm sprinting
Ago ny :(

I had like, a TOZ with 20 shells, I was NOT winning that fight

[summer schooner]

I've only seen fleshes, boars, dogs, and bloodsuckers outside of scripted events.

[royal mural]

not at all

[summer schooner]

Why are there so many?....

[rapid jolt]

Pseudo dogs only exist as psi dogs. Snorks will lurk the eastern regions and north of Rostok

[royal mural]

why not?

[river lintel]

I only ever see people defend it

[plucky onyx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHBqogjxMzs&ab_channel=NegativeJuan

[summer schooner]

I'm only still playing this one for the story, or I'd be back to gamma.

[rapid jolt]

Vanilla run?

[royal mural]

i got attacked by a random psi dog near the entrance of chemical plant ward base

[river lintel]

I've seen hordes in chem wandering around. Worshiping the vats seemingly

[rapid jolt]

The mutant health pack is basically mandatory imo

[royal mural]

unpopular opinion new vegas is overrated

[rapid jolt]

Same with mutant loot. No idea wtf GSC was thinking with the base game mutants

[summer schooner]

Nope.

[river lintel]

Valid. It's a love or hate it game ngl. Though I believe 76 has managed to scramble back to life and I rank it over new vegas now

[summer schooner]

I run mods to redo the gunplay, I have Grok's mutant health thing, and I have stuff for the economy and I have mutant loot.

[river lintel]

But then again, fallout 1 and 2 are my favorites

[rapid jolt]

Pain.

[wary orbit]

There wasn't any worthwhile Fallout games past FO: Tactics

[summer schooner]

I still think Gamma is 100x better than stalker 2.

[royal mural]

but not as overrated as @wary orbit s g36

[river lintel]

Probably one of the things they couldn't finish before MS said "release this now"

[summer schooner]

Personally, I think it was intended. Iirc, didn't they not have mutant loot in the last two stalkers?

[rapid jolt]

Stalker 2 has potential and removes GAMMA's jank but GAMMA is the more interesting game in terms of gameplay immersion

[river lintel]

I pray the one dude who's been trying to finish van buran is still working on it

[summer schooner]

Stalker 2 has given me more jank in 20 hours than gamma in 200 it feels like.

Flying blood suckers, watching 20 boars spawn 40 feet in front of me. Watching two stalke squads spawn 10 feet apart 60 feet away.

[rapid jolt]

Idk movement wise GAMMA felt like I was controlling a character in Arma 3

[summer schooner]

And jesus christ...the grenades...

[wary orbit]

if the Infinite Universe theory is correct, there i people right now somewhere that are reminicing about how great that game was.

[royal mural]

probably a univers too were the g36 doesnt suck

[summer schooner]

How do these people have so many fucking grenades?

[river lintel]

Lucky fuckers. And all we got was the fallout 4 that was meant to come after it. In thw shitty Bethesda engine...

[golden hazel]

The universe with Stalker 2 on XRay 2 must be happy as fuck right now

[river lintel]

Lmao maybe

[rapid jolt]

That's one of the things I enjoy about S2 ngl. The grenades get me to actually take risks

[summer schooner]

There are too many, imo. In one firefight against 10 other stalkers, they threw 40 grenades.

[rapid jolt]

For bandits yeah. For the other factions it feels fine

[summer schooner]

Fucking. 40.

[rapid jolt]

Were you running the game without patches??? That only would happen to me during release

[river lintel]

I hope and pray van buran surfaces. I heard a battlefront 3 build from 09 might be released to people. A lost bionicle game was finished by fans 20 years later. I can hope

[rapid jolt]

They toned it down significantly

[summer schooner]

How do these raggedy ass stalkers in the spawn area, have so many grenades, when I couldn't even afford like, 4.

[rapid jolt]

Actual skill issue they give out grenades like candy what

[summer schooner]

Nah, I've updated everytime. Even spent the time checking everything to see if I needed to update mods.

They cost like, 500 for me when I started iirc. I technically had the money to buy more, but it was either buy grenades, or get ammo and upgrades for guns.

[rapid jolt]

Then you might be extremely unlucky because when I started out those issues you mentioned were present but now it's basically normalized to be reasonable in a lot of ways

[wary orbit]

At this point its rather sad to watch how hard you try... its been enough now. You can keep your rifle, god knows nobody else wants it.

[rapid jolt]

Why are you buying grenades what the fuck

[sour narwhal]

I havent seen a single grenade thrown by enemies since updated 1.02

[plucky onyx]

I have over 100 grenades in my stash

[royal mural]

look how many use mine and yours

[summer schooner]

I'm not...it was just an example of how fucked it seems. I rarely use grenades anyways. I try picking people off and using stealth, like in Gamma. Doesn't work anywhere near as well though.

[rapid jolt]

^^^^^ they give them out in every stash it feels like. Not to mention every other stalker I kill has an RDG

[sour narwhal]

I like using grenades, theyre useful for BUrers

[pliant sigil]

I wonder, can the M701 one-tap ||Granite Squad|| with headshots using standard ammo? Not that I’d be liable to take a sniper rifle into the gauntlet.

[summer schooner]

It was an example...nothing more...

[deep crystal]

Was this before 1.2? I started fresh on 1.2 and have only seen four bloodsuckers in total in the lesser zone over 20 hours

[plucky onyx]

I run it, very good rifle

[royal mural]

its not 0 i can guarantee it

[rapid jolt]

I keep forgetting to use them but when I deal with burers I whip out the nades :^)

[summer schooner]

It's on a save that started before then. I feel like I'm seeing them less now than I was in the lesser zone, but it's still crazy they are about the only mutant I see.

[summer schooner]

Are they like in old games, or are they different? I've yet to encounter one.

[rapid jolt]

I should've used them in the ||strelok ending|| tbh. I think I used exactly one in ||red fortress||

[royal mural]

you took literally 5 mins to type this and call my tryhard?

[deep crystal]

I swear there is an issue with existing saves from pre 1.2 the mutants I see most in the lesser zone are flesh’s, boars and blind dogs

[summer schooner]

I haven't seen a flesh, boar, or dog, in two days of playing.

[rapid jolt]

Waxed three of them at once with a single nade one time. peak

[sour narwhal]

BUrers were not in old games unless added by cut content mods

[deep crystal]

As it should be. Ran into my first poltergeist on the surface last night, was pretty cool

[deep crystal]

Yeah there’s something fishy with saves pre 1.2 I suspect

[royal mural]

everytime you type im expecting a wall of text and then its half a sentence

[wary orbit]

yes

[summer schooner]

They were in Call of Pripyat I thought, and this is what the wiki said.

[rapid jolt]

Was it in one of the buildings or something? I have never ever encountered polters roaming the overworld

[royal mural]

ok tbh that was funny af

[sour narwhal]

huh. didnt know that

[river lintel]

What fucking rifle is hulk glazing anyways

[summer schooner]

Probably. I'm not restarting this far in though, not without cheating my basic stuff back.

[wary orbit]

the STD77

[rapid jolt]

Dunno how they would do that either without dragging a small pile of trash with them lmfao

[royal mural]

@wary orbit i wish your jokes about the g36 were acually good tho

[deep crystal]

No just outside the sphere. Ambushed a gang of bandits and when it over one of their corpses got hurled at me and almost killed me, there was a poltergeist hiding behind a little concrete wall not too far away

[royal mural]

i will never admit in public that i find that good (even if it is)

[rapid jolt]

Fucking coooool

[pliant sigil]

Lukewarm take, the Dnipro is nowhere near as good as the Kharod.

[summer schooner]

Yeah. I didn't play the old stalkers much at all, mainly just with my friend who had it. But I played the hell outta Gamma.

[river lintel]

The what?

[rugged geyser]

I am finally done

[deep crystal]

Be man, and start again. It’s worth it, fresh start has been a completely different experience for me and I’ll be going for two or three play through anyway

[rugged geyser]

87.2 hours fully

[river lintel]

Looks cooler tho

[summer schooner]

Fair, I just don't wanna go through it all again.

[rapid jolt]

Ohhhh yeah I uh experiencing the old stalkers would be useful for 2

[royal mural]

dude were mocking each other about our service guns for like the last two days STD 77 (sexual bla bla)

[wary orbit]

The UUUAUG 🤮

[sour narwhal]

opposite for me, I played Shoc and CS on release, modded them shortly thereafter, I didnt play cop until way way later, played it once, can't remember it, and have done maybe like, meh, 2? plays of gamma.

[pliant sigil]

Dnipro’s time to kill even with the caliber change isn’t even better than the Kharod’s, at the cost of using 7.62 which no one fucking sells or carries

[deep crystal]

I couldn’t imagine not wanting to do it all again, but I’ve played SoC and it’s mods over a hundred times

[rapid jolt]

Everyone I've seen who's been severely disappointed with S2 has not tried the OGs in either an extremely long time, or at all.

[summer schooner]

When I got old enough to really enjoy those games, it was mainly the graphics and gameplay that pushed me away.

[royal mural]

@wary orbit btw did you know that except you and maybe a handful here dont even know its called stg 77

[pliant sigil]

Meanwhile Kharod’s caliber can be changed to 5.45, which you get fucking everywhere

[sour narwhal]

The kharos is magical, you really can just hammer down on the trigger and sweep it over a squad and have most of them down in 20 rounds

[rapid jolt]

On release
Old !!!

[summer schooner]

ADHD is a bitch. Playing back through parts of the game when I wanna see what iis next, is like listening to someone teach you about something like you're an idiot, and it's something you have a degree in.

[sour narwhal]

Yeah lol. i wonder what the purchase date for shoc on my steam account is

[wary orbit]

yes

[royal mural]

you cannot make your humor that advanced

[plucky onyx]

Okay look german and hulk,

Dear Commanders and Heads of Agencies,
after the reliability of our G36 assault rifle was questioned in the recent past by various reports, we have reached a clear agreement with politics, the Parliamentary Commissioner for the Armed Forces of the German Bundestag, and the Federal Audit Office on a clear procedure for further examining the G36 in an intensive discussion last year.
Together with the independent Ernst Mach Institute in Freiburg (EMI), the WTD 91, the Military Institute for Materials and Chemical Research, and with the participation of all branches of the armed forces, a final perspective on the capabilities of the assault rifle should be developed.
The procedure is not yet formally concluded. The final meeting of the "G36 in use" working group takes place on March 30 and 31.
The evaluation contributions prepared in preparation for this meeting speak a clear language and contain the following findings regarding the G36:
Precision limitations of the G36 have occurred due to shot-induced heating and changes in climatic environmental conditions.
Precision limitations of the rifle have been identified with all examined types and lots of ammunition.
The investigations into the precision behavior of the G36 system have clearly shown a capability gap in a specific scenario.
The precision limitations are significantly greater with the G36 than with the compared weapons. The G36 is clearly part of the problem (i.e. not just the ammunition or other factors).
For a transitional period, as the main user of the rifle, the Army states that the G36 can continue to be used.

[pliant sigil]

I played Metal Gear Solid 1 on release. I feel old and am old.

[rapid jolt]

I wish I could get into CoP. Shit just did not click with me like the others

[sour narwhal]

Shortly thereafter release

[summer schooner]

I played metal gear 1 as an 8 year old. It's one of the first games my dad got me on.

[rapid jolt]

ajkfhafjhbahnandmnzbc

[summer schooner]

The psychic guy fucked me up, lol. I got my dad and was like, "HOW DOES HE KNOW?!?!?!?!"

[sour narwhal]

You were 5, kiddo

[rapid jolt]

For the record my steam account came into being in 2010...

[rapid jolt]

Yeah :)))) it was supposed to be my dad's but I took it over like some kind of cancerous growth. Started really when he decided to buy me Gmod

[pliant sigil]

I played the original Armored Core games. Kids these days don’t know the horrors of anything to do with the number 9

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/stng-picard-too-long-i-decline-to-read-it-i-decline-gif-4994404

[rapid jolt]

BASED BASED BASED

[sour narwhal]

Same with mine lol. My dad set up a steam account and bought The Orange Box on it and gave it to me

This was the first purchase on the account lmaooo

[crystal thicket]

Based level: maximum

[rapid jolt]

AC1 feels like one of those arcade games that I would try to play and get fucking shafted at in the first few levels... god it was so fun
I became 4-brained though ://///

[rapid jolt]

No wonder you have like 13k hours in Gmod :^)

[sour narwhal]

literally

is 25k between my main anmd alt

[rapid jolt]

Sheeeesh

The most I have in anything is like, 2,900 in SteamVR. Probably over a thousand in source engine games overall.

[royal mural]

the grenades ARE THE RISK

[rapid jolt]

LMAO

[pliant sigil]

The thousands of hours and hundreds of dollars I’ve spent in Spiral Knights is something I’ll never get back

[sour narwhal]

3k hrs in vr is DEGENERATE

[wary orbit]

Yeah not a single service rifle in use by any other nation in NATO has undergone the same situation that lead to that investigation. It is literally why all NATO members are currently devising new testing methodologies to test for this specific case.

[rapid jolt]

:))))))))))))))

[royal mural]

i tested the damage values i changed

[sour narwhal]

i know what you are

[rapid jolt]

Almost all of it is in H3VR

[deep crystal]

Idk man I have adhd too but I love replaying stalker, the improved a life and spawn system make it a lot better and way more interesting. Stash overhaul too so you have a probability to find weapons, suits and arts in stashes and I’m heaven right now

[summer schooner]

Now to do the work of restarting...ugh.

[rapid jolt]

Noooo !
You can check my account, Koikatsu party isn't there :^))))

[summer schooner]

With my current experience in the game, a lot of it has been pulling teeth.

[sour narwhal]

loooooooool

[rapid jolt]

[deep crystal]

I feel like I’m playing a different game, I’m glad I dropped it pre 1.2 and started again

[summer schooner]

I could sit and play gamma for literal hours and just be sucked in, but everytime I feel like I'm getting into this one, some stupid shit starts happening that makes me wish Gamma had slightly better graphics.

Like watching NPCs literally spawn in the sky and fall down, then immediately beeline to me from wherever.

[rapid jolt]

Gmod is till my 5th most played game behind AC6 and Black Mesa. No idea how it got so many hours but that's probably just how it goes with that game lmfao

All the others I feel like I can account for the time spent in them aside from gmod

[sour narwhal]

I can almost buy another minecraft alt with the amount of microsoft points from using bing as my search engine i have

[deep crystal]

Never had that happen

[rapid jolt]

Another alt
Lmaoooooo

[warped monolith]

[sour narwhal]

Bro i gotta keep my iron and leather farms chunks loaded

[summer schooner]

Maybe I'm just unlucky, idk, but this game feels like it was worked on for a few months, not 14 years.

[warped monolith]

degenerate talk

[rapid jolt]

So real

[wary orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-teamfortress2-teamfortress2pyro-fire-gif-13656490

[royal mural]

@wary orbit here all that talk about old and stuff maybe you appreciate that

[deep crystal]

Again, start fresh with 1.2

[sour narwhal]

The last time I used a chunkloader it piled up 60k entities without culling them and it completely destroyed the server's world

[rapid jolt]

AFK the XP farm so I feel overpowered going into the enderdragon fight (and yet, despite being a zoomer, I still have not beaten Minecraft even once.)

[summer schooner]

I am. I'm looking over the mods to see if there is anything new I wanna slap in.

[abstract furnace]

this is clearly gundam

[plucky onyx]

Okay, well plenty of other rifles in nato countries had problems that were investigated and fixed. Idk if you mean specifically heat induced changes that affect accuracy of the rifle. Also the old g36 mags used to crack.

[royal mural]

yes, its RANGER X for sega megadrive

[abstract furnace]

gundam

[rapid jolt]

Minecraft servers are such peak when my friends actually feel like participating in them

My English buddies from Arma would start a server, burn themselves out with preplanned builds they got off the internet, and stop playing while I still had energy to go and do stuff. They kept calling my free-form houses schizo because I didn't look up a floorplan on the internet :^)))))

[deep crystal]

Mutant loot, stash rework, bigger inventory window and sensitivity fix

[plucky onyx]

Just remember the old days german…

[sour narwhal]

All i want
is a mod
that allows me to jump to the top of the inventory

[royal mural]

g3 kek

[summer schooner]

I have mutant loot, I'll look at stash rework, but what is sensitivity fix? I've had no issues with inventory windows or sensitivity.

[royal mural]

now thats a rifle that i say was better than our stg58

[plucky onyx]

Yeah because FAL is mid

For the battle rifle era

[wary orbit]

dude they used the G36 for 10 hours continuously in a Alamo like scenario cut off from reinforcements and fighting hundreds of enemies on multiple sides. Politics needed a out to their failed stance on Afghanistan and the fact that Soldiers actually died in something that was never officially called a War over here in Germany. Spare me the fucking Bla Bla about accuracy, the shots i shot under regular use IN COUNTRY hit what they were aimed at.

[rapid jolt]

It's from the broke ass mouse acceleration stuff they forced into the PC version from launch

[royal mural]

it rusted faster than you could run into cover and the recoil was to shoot down planes

[rapid jolt]

They removed it in an update so I don't think you need it

[sour narwhal]

FAL pistol

[summer schooner]

Ah, alright.

[idle rune]

I just want the SG550 back in the game guys, why would GSC do this to me personally. Id rather a SG551 but I mean I just want my raifu back.

That said a FAL or G3 would be great too. Need modded to start dropping weapon mods

[warped monolith]

we evolved from G36 slander to FAL slander

[rapid jolt]

Bope <3

[warped monolith]

... the fuck's the photo for

[pliant sigil]

Reject FAL, return to M14, reject M14, return to BAR

[rapid jolt]

AR-10 is peak !!!!

[idle rune]

misclicked and I'm leaving it

[sour narwhal]

Or these things

the australian bitch

[royal mural]

so were back to cursed guns now?

[rapid jolt]

Why the mag so long

[idle rune]

how is the bitch cursed ?

[royal mural]

whys yours so short?

[plucky onyx]

Dude, it’s a rifle that was selected for wide service use. Does it go bang? Yes. Can it do reliably to a large degree yes? Yes. Does it have a potential issue that puts it up for replacement and or fix? Apparently.

[short wren]

Which stalker game would you consider the best?

[rapid jolt]

Rude !!!!

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/шрек-gif-8248931668663923987

[idle rune]

The bitch was literally an issued item

[rapid jolt]

Clear Sky :^)

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/damin-toell-get-out-gif-2960077830144535500

[wary orbit]

like i said politics, the funny thing is replacement is going to be and is already in parts the HK416, so HK gets the money no less

[rapid jolt]

I will die on this hill
"Worst stalker game" and it's actually still good.

[warped monolith]

[sour narwhal]

i want this gun in stalker

[royal mural]

ist the hk416 one of the best ars rn?

[short wren]

What's wrong with clear sky?

[deep crystal]

Sensitivity fix makes it so x and y axis are the same. Loot window expands the left side pane to be the same size as the right

[wary orbit]

i still prefer the G36 over every rifle i have ever shot, the Hk416 is a better M4

[plucky onyx]

Yes because arms procurement comes down to who has the largest industrial capacity, tooling, and logistics. Hk has that. Unless rheinmetal starts moving into small arms.

[sour narwhal]

stogger gallabribyat

[rapid jolt]

Nothing, people just meme on faction wars and it being more linear than the rest

[royal mural]

i mean ofc it was your service rifle and you were married to it i understand that

[royal mural]

it was just the weakest out of them all it was never bad

[rapid jolt]

Degyatrensk and strelonk :))))))

[plucky onyx]

Muh 416. Lets add more points of failure AND make it heavier

[rapid jolt]

My favorite characters !!!

[royal mural]

still better than american crap there introducing now

[short wren]

So none of the games in the stalker franchise actually suck even stalker 2 right?

[royal mural]

hurr durr .277

[golden hazel]

You leave the M2(Modernized) out of this

[plucky onyx]

This chat is a meme

[wary orbit]

i don't think you know what i thought you'd understand

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/took-you-long-enough-kanan-gill-that-took-you-a-while-that-took-you-a-bit-took-way-too-long-gif-19056356

[rapid jolt]

Basically yes. Stalker 2 has idiosyncracies that come with it being brand new but as far as vanilla stalker goes it's good

[sour narwhal]

I think running a space heater through a TP-Link Smart Plug switch has made my heater not run correctly

[wary orbit]

exactly

[royal mural]

ok i tip my hat to you sir

[golden hazel]

It all happened after a Sparker decided to turn on the brain scorcher a few days after this chat was made

[pliant sigil]

Should I just sell the cuirass exoskeleton? It doesn't have a sprint upgrade which means I will never use it.

[rapid jolt]

No outlet....? No strip.....?

[plucky onyx]

Okay man, well this is generally why I avoid arguing with strangers over the internet. Continue to believe what you want about whatever. You have no idea what my background is and I really do not care whether or not you hold credence to what I have to say.

[royal mural]

I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong

[rapid jolt]

Space heater connected to the 25x lightning battery banks :^)

[sour narwhal]

The spacer heater is plugged into a smart switch which is plugged into a fused powerstrip which is plugged into a duplex outlet splitter LMAO

bvurn my fucking house down speed run 2024

[rapid jolt]

C u r s e d

[crystal thicket]

2024 scar crackhead

[rapid jolt]

Reminds me of

[crystal thicket]

DO NOT FINISH THIS ARTWORK

[golden hazel]

[royal mural]

well since im bored thank you for my motivation ill tag you once im finished

and you dont wanna know how motivated i can get off of a meme

[crystal thicket]

Whats this supposed to mean and why are you mentioning that disgrace of a man

[royal mural]

that gif means as soon as you see his tag back out and run

[royal mural]

or hide

[mossy delta]

I wonder if this is foreshadowing a new faction? I'm running mods, but these started showing up after todays update. In Cordon and Pripyat.

[rapid jolt]

Entering the Hounds of Tindalos pocket dimension to escape the Shad tag

[golden hazel]

That's Rizztyarev's faction

[crystal thicket]

That's already a faction

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-meme-tiktok-tiktok-live-npc-gif-10411941157187495788

i wish i wouldnt pick wrong memes

[wanton arch]

daily "fuck you swamps, youre a shithole" reminder

[mossy delta]

I'll have to do a bit more research then. I didn't play through the first three games

[rapid jolt]

I hate swamps

All my homies hate swamps

[crystal thicket]

They don't exist in the other three they're only in stalker 2

[wanton arch]

i ran the entire swamps and i found one group of stalkers, it was all mutants fighting mutants or me

[rapid jolt]

I stopped for exactly zero stashes in Swamps

[sour narwhal]

That's degtyarev's corps

[crystal thicket]

They're basically just created to stop anyone from entering into pripyat or Jupiter

[rapid jolt]

The fun police.

[mossy delta]

Got it, that make sense then.

[wanton arch]

i had to go back there after getting new stash coordinates, this new alife update makes swamps an absolute nightmare

[royal mural]

!noalife

[fallen iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1309254531602972753/Screenshot_2024-11-21-21-13-12-76_572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg?ex=6740e9cd&is=673f984d&hm=4c16bf5a7fe14ff8f1b81027f51be666771f1c2eb28f8a82498b0e0f436dea10&

[rapid jolt]

The people who keep putting babyproofing on the derailed trains (doesn't stop me from climbing through the barbwire like an East German child)

[glad socket]

solution found
apparently you have to come back during night time on a full moon

[umbral oriole]

Vincent McMahon is my hero

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/шрек-gif-8248931668663923987

[glad socket]

barkeep himself tells you what to do
that's where i figured out the full moon part from

[golden hazel]

[royal mural]

did you like my hint/quote?

[glad socket]

wait your hint was made up???

[summer schooner]

Alright, starting my new playthrough. Hopefully it's more sane.

[glad socket]

yeah sure nice quote

[royal mural]

you dont know it do you?

[glad socket]

no, if it was a reference i didn't get it

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/flamer-gif-20141420

[glad socket]

[royal mural]

its from the movie shrek.....

karking zoomers

[spiral bridge]

OMG patch after patch and my FPS still dropping on crowded NPC zones

[wary orbit]

in

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-really-surprised-this-happened-will-jackson-wentworth-didnt-you-expect-this-to-happen-isnt-this-all-your-plan-gif-23010020

[glad socket]

haven't watched shrek in a long time, probably should

[summer schooner]

FPS dropping inside heavy NPC areas doesn't even bother me. It's all the other stuff.

[royal mural]

its what fiona says cause you know she turns at night?

[summer schooner]

And the fact you can't skip the starting cutscene...

[river lintel]

People wanted a life. They can't complain that it takes make resources

[glad socket]

bro shrek was 23 years ago you expect me to know this stuff?

[nimble wadi]

does anyone have any suggestions for a working longer day mod?

[wanton arch]

imagine thinking a patch is gonna fix a fundamentally unoptimized game

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-nic-cage-uh-yeahstare-dead-inside-okay-gif-15438773

[wary orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-beer-fountain-think-gif-26291804

[royal mural]

i had that movie on vhs what should i use as excuse

[wanton arch]

anyways as i was saying, fuck the swamps

[summer schooner]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stalker2heartofchornobyl/mods/273?tab=files

I use this, but it messes with A-life (I've had tons of less issues with spawning since using it), and it can increase the day length.

[wary orbit]

did they extend it up the Duga?

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[pliant sigil]

What the fuck did you do to that poor AK

[summer schooner]

I just made it to the cement factory, then I had to restart.

[river lintel]

Shrek and Shrek 2 are some of my favorite movies. My fiancé and I dressed as "Human Fiona and Sexy Shrek" (human shrek) for Halloween

[wanton arch]

to be fair there was a massive warning sign next to the door

[nimble wadi]

I was using A-Life extended vanilla but the spawn rates I wasn't the most excited about. Does it work for 1.1.3?

[wanton arch]

modded it

[summer schooner]

It's been working so far. Feels a bit empty though.

[royal mural]

tbf i could even see it fall ffs hahaha

[pliant sigil]

Un-mod it.

[summer schooner]

Works better than the vanilla system anyways. 💀

[nimble wadi]

Thanks!

[abstract furnace]

mod these huevos

[wanton arch]

unmodeez nuts

[summer schooner]

np, happy hunting.

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-fantasy-kairos-fateweaver-warhammer3-tzeentch-gif-26150136

[wary orbit]

Its a AK you can do to them what you want. they aren't worth the materials they are made from.

[nimble wadi]

@summer schooner Do you use maclanes NPC with it or just run it with the included maclanes better gunfights?

[wary orbit]

Cheap ass russian Stg 44 wannabe rifle

[pliant sigil]

They're made from stamped sheet metal and plywood, they're already practically worthless

[river lintel]

AKs are kinda hot trash 90% of the time

[river lintel]

nah jk, i play Votann

[wanton arch]

mine is made out of plastic and anime stickers

[royal mural]

well since i heared your opinion on certain guns i declare your opinion invalid

[river lintel]

imagine not being able to manufacture volkite weapons and terminator armor in m41

[river lintel]

half the time im just spewing shit for the loz

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-what-i-just-read-gif-20766315

[royal mural]

well what do you think hermann and i are doing kek

[rapid jolt]

Unless it's one of those hyper expensive US imports that are now rare af

[river lintel]

yeah fair lol

[rapid jolt]

Thank God for the poles though <3

[wary orbit]

||same here but people still think i'm serious. Its been a blast, i wonder how long this play is going to last me.||

[river lintel]

idk man but im running out of bullpups to defend lmao

[rapid jolt]

If they're US made this is unironically true :^)

[royal mural]

||are you not entertained that i keep falling for it?||

[rapid jolt]

PSA should stick to ARs.

[river lintel]

"If theyre made this is unironically true" fify

[pliant sigil]

Everyone knows the best guns are handmade by experts, using attention and love, like those wonderful people in Khyber Pass.

[royal mural]

i mean yea you know me like this

[wary orbit]

And now nobody knows if that was serious or not. Mission accomplished

[river lintel]

AR platform is so nice, makes me sad the 416 is meh

[rapid jolt]

Expecting something other than a beater with an AK is like expecting diamonds from concrete

[royal mural]

well not if you keep announcing it like a 50s bond villain

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-monster-rotfl-gif-14520250

[royal mural]

if you dont stop im gonna summon titus

[short wren]

Warhammer chaos god?

[rapid jolt]

True. I mean it's not like the AR wasn't really designed with pistons in mind. It's a very niche modification that people cum over because

Seal Team Six uses a modification that works well for an SBR with a suppressor, that means it must be good as a 16" normal AR with no suppressor

[river lintel]

yes

[pliant sigil]

I'll summon Malum Caedo.

[short wren]

People cum over

[rapid jolt]

Idk I simply use the Sopmod because it's cute and smol

[pliant sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/malum-caedo-malum-caedo-warhammer-40k-space-marine-gif-494563405176942733

[river lintel]

while true, i like SBRs

[royal mural]

we dont need that big guns yet

[wary orbit]

Ja! But do you know Herr Bond?

[pliant sigil]

Also, I refuse to play SM2 until I can finally put a beaky helmet on my Marine

[rapid jolt]

416 fanboys are almost universally overweight and highly uneducated in my experience

[river lintel]

thats why i like PDWs and SBRs. smol gun big bullet

[rapid jolt]

Y e s

[short wren]

I used the 416 for a while but I switched over to the ak 74s and then to the kahrod

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[rapid jolt]

I just wasn't 21 when I got my soppo so I simply coped with a 14.5" because

ATF

[river lintel]

so are "two world wars" fudds so the cycle continues

[royal mural]

||alle guten dinge sind 3||

[rapid jolt]

True ! At least the boomers will talk shop and look at me like I'm the sequel to jesus when I pull out my ruger revolver at the range /shrug

[river lintel]

pistol with brace, legal. pistol with stock? FELONY ILL KILL YOUR DOG

[pliant sigil]

Listen, I'm not a WW fanatic but I really want to own and fire a M2 Browning. Just a little M2 Browning, as a treat.

[wary orbit]

almost fell for it but i still think the MG3 ist best Assault rifle. M in MG stands for Massive btw.

[rapid jolt]

So real...,. he was so real for this....,..,..

[royal mural]

but what about the p8 ?

[river lintel]

nein, das ist nicht gut

[wary orbit]

petite

[royal mural]

doch

[rapid jolt]

Is that the USP the germans use or was it something else I cannot remember

[river lintel]

Der 4. wird nicht passieren, Brittan wurde klug und verließ die EU

[royal mural]

i leave that to you hermann

[royal mural]

well i read this sentence but since its fucking stupid i decided to ignore it

[rapid jolt]

It is. Infamously used in the hit 2003 Visual Novel, Muv-Luv: Unlimited !!!!!

[river lintel]

the 4th isnt gonna happen, brittan wised up and left the EU

[wary orbit]

its a P8

[royal mural]

you know whats better than the p8? our p80 haha

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-revoked-privileges-gif-8150820386115277124

[wary orbit]

no P90

[royal mural]

i didnt make the rules i just invented them

[river lintel]

Pro90 lesgooo

[rapid jolt]

The most I know about Austria is the wine poisoning that happened there

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bruh-horse-gif-18604411 l love the version that has the PvZ end song over it

[royal mural]

p90 is fn

[rapid jolt]

And a certain fellow with a toothbrush moustache, ofc

[wary orbit]

when was that? in the HRE?

[rapid jolt]

Yeah, HRE in 1978 :D

[pliant sigil]

Behold, a P90. /s

[river lintel]

oh yeah it was a whole thing about purity and mass pruduction and shit

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-button-delete-button-keyboard-gif-15488255

[river lintel]

unironically? i want one to scare people at the range

[pliant sigil]

Keltec's trade offer: Your money and several bags of cocaine, in exchange for manmade horrors beyond your comprehension

[royal mural]

cant you use your face to scare instead?

[wary orbit]

since Fabrique Nationale Herstal isn't german i'll let it slide

[river lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhN-o2ame-4

[royal mural]

what was when?

[river lintel]

no, im conventionally attractive

[wary orbit]

some wine poisoning

[rapid jolt]

Yes. They exported sweet wines and some bozos discovered they could put horrific chemicals in it to dilute the product and get more wine. Then they went too hard on it and people started fucking dying

[royal mural]

i only know one and that was 1985, redacted it was discovered there

[rapid jolt]

Fredrick Knudsen <3 <3 <3 <3

[river lintel]

i posted the down the rabbit hole on it, wonderful listen

[rapid jolt]

Yes I fucking love Down the Rabbit Hole. (His streams are kino too)

[river lintel]

i listened to his origin of furries while drunk and playing TF@ classic

[rapid jolt]

Fred is my spirit animal

[clever sigil]

Found female bloodsucker meme on stalker reddit.

Why.

Which one of you freedomers are responsible?

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-independence-free-unearthed-documentary-rem-gif-14572588

[wary orbit]

there is much for u to explore my son. its a rule that sits squarely between 33 and 35

[royal mural]

symptoms of poisoned wines are dizziness and vomiting

lel it was alcohol best combination ever

[rapid jolt]

First time?

[wary orbit]

@river lintel you like rabit holes? google Besenporsche

[rapid jolt]

I've seen that shit so long ago more times than one man ever should.

[clever sigil]

I leave that rule only for War Thunder. Thank you Daebom and Reta.

[river lintel]

speaking of, did you guys see the easter egg with Ritcher in the Project R labs? just lookm up "Stalker 2 Ritcher R34"

[rapid jolt]

Stalker 2: the greatest bromance ever told

[river lintel]

ive seen those before! something about smuggling?

[wary orbit]

JA!

[royal mural]

@wary orbit idk if you want to see that one but here https://youtu.be/I1BwsA8ps4A

[rapid jolt]

S2 added multiple women so GSC compensated by adding Richter

[river lintel]

I love insane bullshit like that

[wary orbit]

lieber nicht sonst weine ich

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/mj-michael-jordan-basketball-laugh-laughing-gif-7903556

[crystal thicket]

Bandit guitar

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-peter-guitar-peter-griffin-guitar-peter-griffin-eating-guitar-gif-25111080

[river lintel]

Warum Cousin weinen, wenn man es umarmen kann?

(my german is very rusty)

[wary orbit]

HAAAAAAAANS!

[clever sigil]

So he swings the other way?

[royal mural]

i have no clue what that should be @wary orbit help me

[rapid jolt]

Guardian angel <3 <3

[clever sigil]

Also why is the actual term banned here?

What did the people here do with it?

[royal mural]

why cousin cry when you can hug it?

[rapid jolt]

The one that starts with the G?

[wary orbit]

Ich hab noch nicht genug getrunken.

[river lintel]

i meant why cry cousin when you can embrace it

[clever sigil]

His playlist was nice to play durning rest of the game.

[rapid jolt]

Probably describe things they don't like with it

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-white-guy-charles-ii-melted-blinking-guy-gif-14422464

[clever sigil]

Yes.

[rapid jolt]

.

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-flammenwerfer-get-ze-gif-15834368

[royal mural]

what term?

[rapid jolt]

What is the common term to describe a man who really likes another man

[clever sigil]

Your average Habsburg monarch before WW1

[wary orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-fuming-mad-gif-16789313

[river lintel]

yeah you cant say that so i couldnt go on a tirade about how ti isnt g if she has a dick becasue its a femine dick. or liking girls is g becasue girls like dick and thats g

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/zaid-gay-pride-the-simpson-gif-11300965672795895050

[river lintel]

hes, is banned nono word

[royal mural]

ok i need context what is happening

[clever sigil]

Nah meant the inbread sideefect mutation

[wary orbit]

G36 is best rifle G36 over all G36 G36 RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[river lintel]

so is the dunmer word they use in morrowing N wah

[rapid jolt]

Context. Banned because:

[clever sigil]

Overrated

[river lintel]

well thats... unfortunate

[royal mural]

im totally lost now

[clever sigil]

That gif you sent

[royal mural]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1320929573722132631/warhammer40k-no-no-2414146499.gif

[river lintel]

do you use it to unclog der poopenfarten

[clever sigil]

It was reaction to the gif not the convo @royal mural

[royal mural]

when where? what gif again?

[wary orbit]

you guys were talking about a G term that is banned. sorry got triggered , turn out i may have drunk enough after all

[river lintel]

(i know that isnt toilet)

[clever sigil]

This one.

[rapid jolt]

Plastic !

[royal mural]

oh wow

[rapid jolt]

Damn missed the one I wanted to quote, joy

[river lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gay-frogs-gif-13621889

[royal mural]

stop speaking in riddles im dense

[river lintel]

FROOOGS

[rapid jolt]

We will inject the English language directly into your Austrian brain

Like we did with ol Arnie

[clever sigil]

You gotta understand them riddles if you ever want to understand girls

[river lintel]

I DONT WANT THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IIN THE WATER

[royal mural]

i was elected to lead not to read

number 3

[rapid jolt]

The Dome

[river lintel]

You werent elected at all

[royal mural]

im still leading

[clever sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-riddler-jim-carey-riddle-me-this-villain-gif-16662156

[rapid jolt]

This mfer never saw the Simpsons Movie. Laugh at him

[royal mural]

im sorry but girls are not understandable

[river lintel]

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[royal mural]

i had a girlfriend in my 20s that was a philosophy student that felt like more years in the warp than Kaldor is doing

[clever sigil]

Eww instagram

[rapid jolt]

force_to_cum_daily

[river lintel]

i havent seen that movie since 2008

[clever sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/j-jonah-jameson-raimi-spider-man-skill-issue-jj-gif-26544843

[river lintel]

"we were forced to come" from shrek

[rapid jolt]

The last time I saw Shrek my age was still in single digits :^)

[royal mural]

true tho i shouldve made a 500m perimeter around here before talking

[wary orbit]

i haven't seen that movie.

[royal mural]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-coffee-happy-morning-birthday-gif-83457923686645041

[rapid jolt]

I am youthful, I am free :^)))))

[royal mural]

wait till you turn old

[rapid jolt]

The crushing weight of reality hasn't quite sunk in yet :))))))

[river lintel]

I last watched shrek when i was 26 and my fiance was 22

[royal mural]

dont worry it will and theres no escaping