#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
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narrowhead removing anything that might be neat
When you got heavy pen instead
I'd rather have heavy pen than 20 damage
id rather have both 
But technically the end damage is still higher
Because now when you hit a medium armor target they take 400 damage
And before with medium pen and extra 20 impact damage they'd take 273
Also that 20 damage was just 5 durable
i know
that 20 doesnt do much
but its still dumb
does the projectile at least have stagger?
I mean I guess being hit by a grenade would hurt
Not sure about the projectile but both GLs stagger enemies if they don't kill so?
Lemme check
yeah it would hurt a lot, im pretty sure 40mm can at least break bones (applying realism to an unrealistic game moment)
so you can still use it to thump an enemy in the face even in the min arming
which staggers them, allowing you a moment to breathe
or switch weapons ig
not exactly anything useful
but still something idk

You know if I was doing damage I would make the projectile do like, 5
tbf our enemies are metal/big bugs
or alien
so they would take a 40mm differently than a person
so it probably wouldnt hurt them much
Issue with bonking enemies with the grenade itself is that it will them bounce off and probably blow you up 
Which
Believe it or not
Gl-28 doesn't do
Because it deals less damage
So you can't kill yourself so easily!
The player is 50% explosive resistant by default
And explosions can't harm limbs (for both enemies and players)
Which is a bit silly but I understand it
With how explosions work, you could just cripple everything with just a few grenades
But anyways
Since the player is 50% explosive resistant
You can survive an unlucky bounce from GL-28 as it will only deal 75 damage to you
But GL-21 will deal 200
You need to wear Fortified armor to survive a GL-21
As with Fortified you are not 75% resistant
So you take 100 damage
The player has 125 health
I think I found a new hobby
Helldivers 2 Damage
i couldnt be bothered tbh, after i saw durable damage, i only calculate things when i think theyre dumb
i mean its not too complex
but its boring to do, i dont like doing it
I like doing math when I'm not forced to do math
I'm ngl the damage system is fuckin complex for a horde shooter game. They should just simplify this shit because this game isn't fucking tarkov
Damage, durable damage, projectile damage, etc etc
How many more damages must there be holy hell just make this gun do 70 damage, and make an enemy have 300 HP. Simple as
Armor penetration should also be simple as well.
Light pen weapons can't go through armor plating but can degrade armor and eventually do damage
Medium pen can go through armor but its damage is cut by 50% when it hits flesh but can destroy armor faster
Heavy pen can go through it with ease and destroy armor with a sneeze and do full damage
thats the main problem i have with the beltfed, resupplying it. Its an ammo hog and usually have 3 others that also need a resupply per call down.
Now, if you had a second guy with the supply pack to keep you topped off then yeah, it'd probably do great in that regard
I specifically did the numbers that way because the argument was that GL-21 with resupply pack is better than GL-28 with a resupply pack (that someone else has to wear obviously)
Or just both of them next to a resupply
Announcement
If for whatever reason I'm forced to play Erad I will run into the Pelican as soon as it lands and I will not wait for anyone because fuck erad, go fuck yourself for making me play it and I actually hope you fucking die so that I fly off faster
I absolutely despise this mission type and I actually think that the Retrieve Essential Personnel (rest in piss) was better
the eradicate missions are something i leave to the end, then leave early so i dont have to do it

i refuse to touch it unless its reworked
Yeah I just played with my steam friends and they decided to do erad first and then got mad at me for speedrunning my way into the pelican once we were done
lolwut
there is literally nothing left to do at the end
just go
its standard practice to wait so people dont have to rush the countdown
but on erad i just leave
same with pyr
Like I'm fucking sorry that your ego got hurt cause you couldn't kill a few more bots, I'm outta here and so should you
one of the things we agree on
i rack up kills on missions that are fun
not on erad
i do the bare minimum
just get the obj
and leave
no reason to collect all 4 samples and kill all 200000 bots left
just go

Like I do not intend to wait for anyone when I have 8 hulks, 6 war striders, 69 fucking berserkers and 2000 other shits on my ass
I'm going into the pelican as soon as possible
And I'm gonna sit my lazy ass
On that comfy chair
4034 mg raiders on your ass about to aimbot you for some reason
And wave you goodbye
If you don't get in in 20 seconds
Or die in less
Then it's your problem
Not mine
Like the moment the pelican lands
My heavy armor
Gets light armor speed
And I'm out of here

true!
nah but fr, erads are miserable on bot front, i cant fault anyone for leaving asap
if i get left behind on erad i dont complain, im just glad its over

Why isn't it made of paper mache?
Doxz this man for making something cool immediately
I'm joking about how fragile the tank is.
Lil update on this, this guy already donates money every month and was just gonna let arrowhead choose the charity themselves
Well now he doesn't have a job.
Redditors got him fired.
We need to nuke reddit
Unfortuante what happened really, in that guy's place i would have been 100% sure im untraceable before making smth like this ngl
because humans are fucking animals and u cant predict an animal to the end
literally all 6 (prolly more) helldiver subreddits is just nonstop negativity
the mods are ass
The guy wasn't even internet savy, he just liked playing the game from time to time and had a passion for it yk
Thats what really sucks...
Hey i want the devs to play their own game for charity
DOXXED
So were just going to nuke this guys entire personal life that he built up over the years and then nobody will do jack shit about it
Arrowhead doesnt ban the doxxers nor does the reddit
Fucking cinema
They just say stop talking about it
Like what
technically that guy could contact the authorities for a major defamation case
autorities being idk, fbi or smth fuck if i know
or some other shit
im not a lawyer
and how would you sue anomynous redditors
fair i suppose
but again, no one did anything like said
"Oh we don't like that you did that guys, slap on the wrist, bad redditors!"
fuck off
You would need lots of maney
man
almost solo'd a d10 to 100%
but illuminate stingrays kept screwing me over
and the SAM site that was there was in a mountain, rendering it useless
I thought everyone who reached level 150 could already understand the game clearly. But I was wrong. For some, it was a realization that 380mm artillery shelling would be a good idea on a Vox engine.
I don't know what to expect from them anymore...
I can't even say for sure that 100 lvl guys have upgraded supply drop
U're playing 10 diff, u need ammo everytime but fella can't even grade his own ship

Barrages are cool but gamble...
I love walking and 380 barrages anyway
It's even cool when an ally drops them due to ragdoll or death on themselves?
Not much
That's why there's only me using them in lobby
But you weren't in my lobby.

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Vox Engines spawn to often for barrages to be effective, and are so high up they shield chaff beneath them.
I went with regular grenades cause I had to get up close n personal to kill vox engines instead of relying on strategems
look man, i just enjoy the walking barrage
throw it, walk away, come back later
sometimes, it's more effective than expected, other times it does jack
This sentence describes every barrage
Sometimes 380 destroys the entire outpost, sometimes it hits 1 enemy and 3 allies
walking barrage is great because of the range it provides over others
throw it on the edge of an encampment and watch it go thru the whole thing and kill most of everything in it
this has been stuck at 99%
Just got liberated
lol I just realized I’ve been reading it as Arachnar Secundas this entire time and wondering why the planet was named after spiders (besides the bug affiliation)
Get ready to dive into the fiery depths of battle with the highly anticipated release of Helldivers 2! In this action-packed sequel, you'll join the elite squad of intergalactic soldiers known as the Helldivers as they fight to protect humanity from the relentless onslaught of alien threats.
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It's easier to throw thermite grenades at it, or finish it off with two eagle attacks, or if you really want to, you can finish it off through the tracks, they have average armor.
So turns out that kills with one true flag don't count as melee kills 
Source - I for sure killed more than 0 enemies with melee
Also the flag gets progressively more damaged as the mission goes on, same as the player's cape
Pretty neat
You’re not technically killing anything in melee- you’re just inducing sudden death in unpatriotic elements.
Ловит даже в Киберстане
clanker is generally fine lol
I'm killing them with purest form of democracy

stupidest shit ive seen
if you argue "clanka" has racial origin in slurs used in the real world, so does clanker itself
theyre basically the same word, clanker just has a hard r

second highest level of retardation achieved in hd2 cord
what even is the racial slur origin of tinskin or wireback lmfao
clanker is more on the nose
i heard wireback comes from wetback but like... its a slur from the 80s-70s that nobody fucking cares or knows about
yeah i had to consult the archive for that one
Vibe-balancing and not balancing shit based on player feedback and constructive critcism
AH just stumbling through success for a long while
So they don't test their fucking shit properly.
So the person that made the flamethrower
nerfed it to be putrid dogshit?
makes sense to me
Running against cyborgs is certainly fun, but this planet is so dark... My eyes start to get really tired after about 40 minutes of trying to see anything. It makes me lose any desire to play there.
insane L
so everyone throws in random numbers how they feel ok man
and retards doxxed the guy that actually had a valid complaint about the balancing of the game and wanted to donate to charity 
they killed the man who knew it all along
stupidest thing of all time
ruined some guys life cause he wanted the devs to play their game 😭
Fallout New Vegas was vibe balanced. One of the devs, Chris I think, would just walk around shooting fiends with a weapon and tweak it untill it felt right.
Weapon mastery skill sends greetings.
Keep your head down and keep your feet dry, Helldiver, because this is definitely going to get messy.
The Entrenched Division Premium Warbond is dropping on March 17! Can you dig it?
ww1 warbond
@bleak patrol your new favorite warbond dropped
HOLY SHIT ENTRENCHMENT TOOL AS A SECONDARY
WAIT THE GRENADE

FINALLY ANOTHER BIG BOOM FOR ME
the third one to my collection
also wait they are adding 2 fire weapons
surely they buff fire now

hmm a heavy flamer, bet thats gonna be subpar compared to the regular flamer lol
also SMG n flamer combo weapon
but ngl, enough warbonds, fix the shit we have first
yeah hard to be excited for a shovel that you can find ingame anyway and it does nothing
What do you mean
I AM excited
Cause now I don't have to find it
And it doesn't take support slot
if it doesnt have like 2x the range and damage of the regualr flamethrower
might as well delete it from the game
Which is a banger
You know your lead game designer is ass when the HELLOW NEIGHBOR WIKI is cooking their ass
QRT: Torykbirdthrowa
the Hello Neighbor wiki regarding our favorite master of balancing

I don't care if it hsa 2x range and damage. If they don't universally buff fire for this, they should fucking scrap everything in this warbond
Ok maybe a lil too much, just scrap the flamethrower
Fire is the concern here
why are we even hiring these people
cause they're swedish
@alpine cypress truth?
Oh wow, new mortar 
If they ain't buffing flame weapons I ain't buying that shit 
But I wouldn't be surprised if this backpack weapon will also suck in comparison to a regular flamethrower + supply backpack, as someone here said above.
And surely that giga grenade will be heavy pen and be able to close titan holes 
bet 3 for 3 all the backpack weapon strategems become shit
Become? More like are 
Meh, no new way to quickly dig a trench, lame.
"Bro just spend 10 minutes with a piss-boy shovel in a shooter game where constant movement is key"
reposting this again in honor of the new flamethrower
I swear if the heavy flamer doesn't hit twice as hard and further
This , at best its usable at diff 5 lol
At dif 10 aint no way i can dig 2 times before i get nuked
Holy shit I just had a idea
so first you have to imagine digging trenches is viable
stay with me now
you dig a big ass hole and throw a minefield into it
the kill chamber 
RimWorld ass killroom
it is remarkable how this warbond feels like something that has been cobbled together from shit they already had...
Shovel? That was already in the game
New SMG? Old SMG with the flamer secondary bolted on
New Flamethrower? You mean the thing that people have been asking for since release and instead of fixing the old flamer to be good they release this
Gas mortar? Again, a thing that has been constantly asked for for a long time now

@sharp gorge go post your porn elsewhere, I saw it

Yeah doesnt look that exciting
p!explode 306425947715010561

Where

Wdym was
BROTHER
They still sell it
DID YOU ONLY SEE IT NOW????
Yes
I had this pfp for a while now... and even got animated stickers of it
I remember that i think but it was a while ago
Ok now draw the Kobolt having a job

Fuck kinda job is hobbling from cave to cave and digging out garbage
ask Lara Croft

She goes to TOMBS
I'm buying it solely for the shovel
Where she fights pairs of wolves and T-rexes
i fought both wolves and dinosaurs in my last pathfinder game

McNerd

All I want is a stratagem that launches trench lining with explosives to instantly construct a small trench, that would actually be kinda cool against automatons on non-city maps.
Blast a line of automatons and place a trench at the same time
Also the grenade is shown in the trailer itself to be able to destroy an annihilator tank which has tank (duh) armor so it's at least anti-tank I
bet 3 grenades and is just a non-sticky version of the thermite
I will take a non-sticky version of a thermite if it explodes faster
Prob with shorter range
I mean, it is bigger
the pistol is just a smaller dominator it seems

Oh the light set has a different passive
so the super store version should have a different one as well then
Players must enter the following sequence, using the controller d‑pad, in order to call down this Stratagem up to five times per mission:
The Anti-Personnel Barrier is a DLC Stratagem, available at any rank to those who purchase the Entrenched Pack.
Each barrier despawns after 5 minutes.
Helldivers can...

I'mma run 2 loadouts, dominator/veto combo and full flamer
not the same, like at all
My only initial issue with the flamer is the fact that it's a backpack weapon and I prefer to use my backpack slot for a jump pack or warp pack
yes, but it is a deployable defensive barrier
it ain't a trench
I don't mind the backpack being taken, I don't usually use the other backpack exclusives
That being said I did find great success with using the belt fed grenade launcher recently
We do technically have a deployable barrier in HD2, the one with the GL attached, it is just too small
but in a game where every enemy tries to get in your face, a slowing barrier is just as good
I only want to be able to enter the bunkers solo 
Tell that to the approaching line of Automaton machine guns
that is when I'll take the warp pack for sure
That being said warp pack does open new possibilities for advanced enemy trolling
they still walk to your face

Wish it didn't use the same key as climbing 
So then, I assume you are the type to take cover from enemy fire by deploying a minefield between you and the enemy, while just standing in the open?
So true
No good expectations for the new flamethrower
Deep Rock Galactic flamethrower is one of the most satisfying and best flamethrowers in videogames
my Automaton loadout is: stealth armor, Knight SMG, Senator, Smoke grenade, Jump Pack, AMR, Precision artillery, Strafing run
I don't do head on fights with them
There's even a special modification that shoots out a fucking line of fire

ok, but what does that have to do with trenches and barbed wire?
because you asked for a strategem that gives you a defensive emplacement, I showed you one that was in HD1 before and could be in HD2
but it's not
in a warbond all about defenses
they added a copy pasted mortar
instead of DEFENSES

This is like asking for an aircraft carrier and someone suggesting a frigate because they are both boats, despite them serving completely different roles.
ehhhh, not really
Ahh, the Christmas Truce
A gas mortar which fits the ww1 theme
Because, you know
Gas
That, even a handshake with your fellow man, is a sign that, we humans are made to cooperate together for a brighter world...
I mean sure it would be cool to have a barbed wire stratagem, but where would you use it? I can only think about the tower defense missions
yes, but that is so minimum effort to add they could have made it a free MO reward but instead they put it in a warbond instead of barbed wire WHICH IS ALSO VERY WW1 THEMED
Barbed wire can also be a free MO reward so...
Any stratagem, really
Hell, barbed wire could be a thrown weapon, imagine that
barbed wire(as a deployable stratagem that needs animations) isn't in the game.
The mortar and gas grenades are
Ok, and?
And what about it

Sure it's minimal effort and could be a free MO reward but a barbed wire dispenser could also be a minimal effort free MO reward
I can already imagine how it would look like, they would just copy paste the minelayer stratagem thingy and make it drop barbed wire
You really think, Arrowhead would even do minimum effort in their own game
You can get lazy in both ways
man is missing the point so hard he's playing Payload
Said the guy who always misses the context
You're saying that a mortar is lazy and barbed wire would be so much less lazy and I'm saying that barbed wire could be as lazy as a mortar
Literally just repurpose any of the minefield stratagems into deploying barbed wire instead
• CPG-48 Sapper (Medium) – Grenadier passive: explosive resistance + extra throwables
• CPH-26 Commandant (Light) – Hazmat passive: explosive & gas resistance + reduced sidearm recoil
It's also lazy and probably the way it would play out if we got barbed wire instead and both of those could be a free MO reward, I'd also argue that barbed wire is better for a free MO reward because it at least is somewhat unique
Grenade bounces back and kills them both, the end 
I will judge the warbond when it comes out and I get to actually try the new stuff out
But one thing I can judge right now is the shovel because it's just a reskin of the map found shovel but for the secondary slot instead of the rng support slot
And I'm happy about it because I can finally just bring a shovel with me when I feel like it instead of hoping to find one on the map which will take the wrong slot
Woah easy RR target
At least you can take the shovel from the mission, unlike the platinum ingot...


Bro is grabbing on the shoulder instead of under the armpit.
Bro is a fake hero

He's also statistically aged 18.7
So don't blame a child for not knowing how to hold people
you'd think a soldier would go through basic first aid

I'm getting big australian/british/commonwealth vibes from the new warbond
like the cape having toil in the name and the aussie national anthem having toil as well
I'm pleased
Innit mate
They do need some grenade throwing classes
Pacifier
I do have mods but they are only visual aids for aiming the ultimatum and the leveller, as well as added tracers to grenade and eruptor shrapnel
You mention the grenade, but not the fact that one of them was a hair's breadth from turning your head into a interesting art piece.
They would have done it to.
Basically SMG flamethrower nice, futuristic C96 pistol nice, backpack Flamethrower fucking useless, AT grenade Nice
I actually dont know if its actually Anti Tank the armor or Anti A5 armor
so how much yall wanna bet this whole warbond is gonna be dogshit besides the grenade or smth
because it seems to me that AH can only make warbonds with like 1-2 good things each

Oh no Id like the SMG and Pistol and Grenade
The Flamethrower is already dogshit no doubt
Mortar Gas is very
Situational
nah im willing to bet the smg is gonna be light pen (no issue there) with like fuckin 40 damage because AH hates fun

oh and its gonna shoot so slow too
just to fuck you over
well then just use the pummeler in that case
Nah
Spread too bad
No fun flamethrower underbarrel
Defender yes
But ya kno
If its possible for 1 hand flamethrower SMG shield
Pistol is already light pen
Imma call it from thousand miles away
But there is supposed to be a trench broom
I think its SC store item
AH the type of people to make a gun that requires 3 arms and makes you lay down so you can use your dick to hold it or some shit
and then call it realism

so i dont have any hope in them anymore
If its realism the maximgun wouldnt even shoot
i mean yeah, but they say realism to a bunch of shit that sucks
my least favorite thing is bug damage
they can like 2-3 shot you
what the fuck
Its their "realism"
Aka objective realism
I remember predator hunter
It was such ass to face
bugs are in general poorly designed for fun
because if you dont keep them far away you just die 9/10
funniest thing is chargers are like the least deadly
of them all
or bile titans
when theyre the "elites"
the fucking HUNTER is the worst enemy
followed by the fuckass spewers that decide to surprise vomit you when you just dived
so you just melt
Oh no
or the green ones that ragdoll you
yeah that too
they made the most dangerous enemy (the hunter) then made it spawn like 2000000 of them

"bugs are balanced and fun bro, trust me"
yeah on dif fuckin 5
or 6
7 and 8 are ok i guess
but 9 and 10 are just a hunter touch fest
mixed with random bullshit
bots are at least kinda fun on dif 10 i guess
but i dont like that either
im an 8 guy
more fun to me
too bad retards are in dif 8
I just do 10 to get as much XP for guns as possible tbh
Other than that Id stick to 8
i dont use guns that have upgrades
deadeye is good as it is
oh no 10x
yeah when the fuck am i gonna use that?
never
thats when
the 4x is more than good enough
Idk why they made first person so bouncy
that too
Its so nauseating
also guns do not feel as heavy as they are in game
they are more responsive
but eh
in first person tho, in third it feels fine
but they drag in the fpp view
way too much
I always like how for autocannon
They dont make the charging handle on the left side
So your character always pulls this very awkward stand to cock it
idk man, thats not the autocannon's big issue
its the fact its outperformed in every way by AMR imo
oh besides horde clear
but whos wasting like 4 clips on hordes
just use your primary
I mean, it's going to be dogshit for you and many other people specifically no matter how good it actually is
fire sucks rn
My head is empty. I have no fear of it being shot
you light yourself on fire and kill yourself more

than the bugs
because they ignore fire for like 4 seconds and just kill you
then die
and if you get a single fuckin spark on yourself you ignite like a gasoline and match factory
and then die
in like 2 seconds
lame
fire needs a damage boost again imo
I've had great success using fire grenades recently, I don't know how other fire weapons work now nor do I plan to check it cause I'm not in a fire mood rn
I will be in a fire mood when the warbond releases
because flamethrowers have a whole 2 feet of range
at least it feels that way
and the strats work too because like i said, you dont die from them unless you stand in them
the big issue isnt the damage tbh, its the lack of stagger on the flamethrower
so it doesnt control them
Can I get a napalm walking barrage 
it just hurts them, but not fast enough to kill
fire itself isnt the issue, its the flamethrower
and btw i think the stratagem flamers should stagger
to make it different from torcher
which is just the flamer but primary
and better
basically
I'm not really excited about the flamethrower(s) themselves, I'm just happy that I get a secondary shovel, the armor looks cool and the passives sound like something I'd use and also the grenade
just because if it staggered small - medium bugs is ok
what is good about the shovel?
i dont even know how you use it
It's a shovel
You can beat enemies with it
but on bugs or squids they just rush you
Melee weapons are surprisingly effective on squids
oh yeah and you can hit shit i guess
i more so meant the digging aspect
the melee part the hatchet does the same thing
But hatchet isn't as funny
No, it digs a hole
i mean i guess shovel could have stagger
which would make it better than hatchet
for something at least
Baton, lance and flag (yes) have stun, hatchet, machete and saber are great at cutting and shovel digs a hole
And chainsaw chainsaws
I dunno I have fun with it
Chainsaw is very good at horde cleaning
its a meme weapon entirely
that sounds horrible
im pretty sure saber would do hordes better
Saber takes my secondary slot and I want it
shovel takes it too

if i wanted horde clear and losing a support slot
its MG-43 or stalwart
Yeah but in my current specific loadout I want a secondary for ultimatum to clear squid outposts quickly
stalwart is just better at hordes
than any melee
unless those are medium pen hordes
then just mg-43
simple as
They need to be reloaded
the horde should be dead by the time you run through 150 rounds
with the 43
and the stalwart has more than that
250 iirc?
Not with the way the squids fucking spawn god I hate them
You clear a horde and there's 2 more behind you, they weren't there before
I ran around with a stalwart for a moment but I only did that because I was still running eruptor at that point
I still use stalwart for bugs because I still use the eruptor for bugs
I don't use stalwart for bots even though I use the eruptor because on bots I wear explosive resistant armor so I don't really care
I like using melee weapons because they are cool and nothing's cooler than cutting an entire horde with a chainsaw
I want a secondary slot shovel in case I'm in a mood for a funny cause I can't be arsed to find the map support slot one
I want a B E E G grenade for madam
I desperately need something to use instead of thermite even if it's worse, as long as it kills the same shit I'm using it
Speaking of which, high explosive grenade kinda fits that spot but not as much
As they will remove a hulk if they explode when it steps on them
Very satisfying
dynamite is decent vs bots
clears drops of devs real well
also blows up spawners just being next to them

I'm beginning to like fighting on the squid front
Not because the squids themselves are fun (they are not) but because I can literally bring anything and it will most likely work
I had fun with bfgl, one true flag, defoliation tool and the almighty piss laser
All while also running around with a Pacifier
It was this way in the first game to. They kind've hit you with the equivalent of a spear being propelled into your chest by a gorilla on steroids hopped up on meth. So the fact they rend you limb from limb is unsuprising.
Of all the "realism" to be bothered by the thing that makes genuine sense is strange.
Helldivers is a fantastic couch co-op game that we enjoy as a couple. Watch as we trudge along different terrains and battle all sorts of enemy races in this gameplay.
It's also a great refresher as we await the release of Helldivers 2!
What is Helldivers?
Helldivers is a top-down shooter game developed by Arrowhead Game Studios and published ...
I have this one timestamped, but yeah the bugs have always punished you HARD for letting them get within reach.
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likely a trench shotgun is gonna be on the super store

Why do you L me, I trusted you
That's exactly why, dear artist.

simply existing
God the flamethrower used to be so good
After seeing this warbond be leaked for a long time I'll be pretty pissed if it's not
if we get a trench gun, i want it to be like the double freedom
damage wise
i want it to be a boomstick
but i mean the single shot DB
not the volley double

thatd be fun
boomstick
get combo'ed 
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This gave me a chuckle
I wish they would make the game feel like back in the beginning, the flow of each match felt better. A case of "I like the way this sucks"
The game feels less and less like the game I paid for.
Anybody remember when helldives pushed your team to the brink and created intense moments, figting retreats and fostered unique strategies (assuming one did not use shield + railgun)?
now its a heavy unit check, spam all the super heavies like candy
Remember when a single hulk was considered more than a pebble on the road?
"oh shit does anyone have a precision strike off cooldown"
I do, I had an entire loadout dedicated to taking out hulks and downing aircraft
Laser cannon and stun nades + supply pack, I had to do teamplay as I could not handle tanks or swarms of other enemies.... Man, I genueinely miss the old HD2, yes it was unbalanced and buggy and kinda shit, but it had more soul that what we have now.
Which was cancer, but fun
now you get sniped by a vox engine standing upside down in a skyscraper from 200m away instead
Also, anyone remember when hunters could actually fuck you? now they just take turns jumping at you
The Stalwart was actually viable as a support weapon, purely to handle them
Now it is in limbo
stalwart is still perfectly fine for bugs and squids
I mean, yeah it is fine, but it feels like most other things are just better
altho since other guns got buffed it doesnt feel as necessary
I am convinced the biggest reason the game has (in my opinion) gone to 'shit' is that people insisted on being able to clear helldive difficulty consistently and the devs being both stupid enough to listen to gamers (huge mistake) while also having a deranged balance team
idk i kinda like having most weapons being viable to some degree. feels better having freedom of choice without much penalty. early on a lot of choices just kind of sucked. the cost is that you have to play variant enemies to get the proper challenge
but cyborgs and predator strain are still tough enough imo
Yeah, the variants help some
what we need next is variant squids
we need em cultists, it's been too long since illuminate got a roster increase
a normal roster increase wouldnt be bad either
I actually don't miss these days cause everything sucked more back then + armor was bugged + everyone used breaker shotguns and railguns
I do more or less like how the game is right now I just wish that maybe vox engines would spawn less frequently on cyborg planets and maybe for some more squid units and maybe to bring back the old fire
And I would also like for the game to stop crashing my laptop's display drivers randomly when I boot it up or when I alt tab
I do not miss the old game size
Oh and I would also like for the voteless patrols to stop randomly appearing behind me the moment I look the other way 

i would like the stratagem flamer (both old and new backpack one) to have stagger
and if they gave the bfgl just a little more damage, i could forgive it
thats all i want
got the moolah for warbond, farm a bit more another day for super store shit
I haven't seen a single super credit drop since the time I got 6 in a mission
In an alternate universe all 6 of them were 100's and I'm just chilling
NO FUN ALLOWED
DOXX YOURSELF NOW
Shit, now I have to doxx myself cause I'm having fun
*Wish I had time to even play the game *
I wish to be warped into a different reality where HD2 was actually fun and the developers weren't braindead walking on a successful game they don't know how to keep it from sinking
I would like to thank a random Chinese friend who afk farmed SC with me in his destroyer
china divers. democracy's greatest heroes
Is it me or can a fucking heavy fab survive a blow from a Leveller
I jjust tried it out today and a heavy fab, just survived
This is what I expected man
Ho li fuc
Hes a nice guy
wish I had a chinese friend who's generous as well
Wtf you mean afk farmed

I'm serious
We kept earning 100 SC for 10 seconds while we're just chilling in his Super Destroyer
We started a mission and we still get SC now
Some new hack menu shits
I was with a guy who whenever he was calling resupply instead of supply it drops 90 SC

nice to know you can do it whilst in the destroyer
And use servers in asia? Or just na
Idk if you can change servers in HD2
But if you can find any chinese name and their rank is 140-150, and they play in diff 1-2 lobbies, it's most definitely an SC distributor

We need moar SC arthur
More star citizen??? I dunno man, it's not looking good right now
funnel another billion and 50 years of development, my grandchildren will be glad to play star citizen
What ya think of this
"We don't fix bugs cause we are busy"
Busy doing nothing.
They can't fix their own shit, nor will they ever fix the outsourced stuff.
I've seen some comments on this topic,one of them said:
Yet another game that will be killed by its own management.
When the best stuff in the game wasn't done by AH themselves, then what to say, even, lol.
Nothing
Anyways I got 6 SC pickups on the last mission 
Not even SC farming 
so most of my favorite warbonds were outsourced
Why world why did my joke of wahhh we are a studio sponsored by billion dollar company and we do nothing come true
I've heard they are working on another game so I'm not that surprised
Here comes my next joke
You have no humor tho
Sony is going to close the studio down after they make record breaking numbers just like they did bluepoint 
I mean
Seeing how the industry looks like right now
They could fucking make the best selling game and win all the GOTY awards
Wait, hold up
Sony can't do that
They don't own Arrowhead
They own the Helldivers IP tho
Fuck holdon
Uh something something helldivers 2 gets taken off of pc cause a sony executive got high on galaxy gas and ibuprofen something something
Yea 
Well technically speaking that they can do
But I think they don't even need to be high on galaxy gas and ibuprofen
They are stupid like that by default
I mean we all know they do fent already
Why muh pc sales so low
Releases games 2 years later
Fuck pc players
Actually now that I think about it
It would be extremely funny
If Sony would
I dunno
Buy Arrowhead
And them close the studio
Like, I personally like Arrowhead
It would be oh so funny
It would be even funnier if they bought all the companies that they outsource content to
And then they cant outsource anymore
So they have to make the game
More proof these retards are just lazy
A concept artist for HD2
Shame though, these look cool as hell, but some retard in AH rejected them
I have a mod that gives some of the automatons hats and helmets.
Helps differentiate which type you're fighting.
when the texture pack release?
this is Iedys territory
People really do just see the #🤖🐛🦑helldivers channel and then
Damn
So we are spending effort or money into SC grind
And the stuff we bought not even designed by them?
We are spending money to buy sc, they are spending money to get a warbond 
Abysmal one at best
believe it or not
this is normal in game development
outsourcing is very common
I hope the new pistol is medium pen
i bet its gonna be light
even tho i want it to be medium
the website description has it being jet-assisted ammo, so most likely medium
i suppose
dominator lite
i wish the projectile speeds werent so mid
on dominator
if that thing didnt have massive stagger and damage, id never touch it lmao
AH not making special ammo types for specific weapons
didnt we see something like that in files ages ago?
i thought there was something for the dominator about different ammo types
i want a traditional bolt style projectile
like eruptor
but smaller
just because it would be cool

(i just want a literal bolter at this point)
in the files, but again not capitalized on from AH to actually put effort in
But people don't fucking care because they need a reason to hate the game for
i hate the balancing practices
that is the only thing i hate on the game for
and it has gotten slightly better
I mean, disliking the balance is at least a valid thing to dislike
ok well theres the bugs for client side stuff
Being upset at bugs is also valid
...and i think the way of obtaining super credits should be changed?
But being upset at outsourcing stuff, which is a normal fucking thing, which was also a public knowledge for at least a year but it's only a problem now, is extremely stupid
That would also be nice
I however can't complain right now cause I got 6 sc pickups on one mission while not even grinding, again

Like I fucking warp into a bunker, look to my right, 3 piles of sc
And that's valid
bugs also suck i suppose, but i dont get that many, im lucky
outsourcing is whatever, it just happens
its a common thing, as stated above
There's also another thing to consider
everyone besides indie devs do that
AH only employs 140 people and they are supposedly working on another game
I've heard that the new flamer supposedly staggers enemies
i mean thats all i ask, stagger/enough damage they cant get close
If true, it may be worth using sometimes
so it doesnt seem to be a complete bust here, and it should have like, 2x the fuel of the normal one (i mean normal gets 4 total mags iirc, it should have the equivalent of 6-8)
just to offset the backpack part
because if im losing my backpack, it better be worth it ammo wise, because the original one slurped up all your ammo so fast
Just a few more days and we'll see
17th
ffs
so many things on tuesday

darktide and hd2 release updates
darktide first, i guess
You've seen what I said like, yesterday or so
That Darktide runs on the same engine as HD2
yeah it does
Oil up and pull out your laser pointer and start screaming were rich with me
anyways, yeah darktide and hd2 run on the same engine
im not sure how either game runs even close to well
they both have mediocre performance, but the fact they even work is impressive
to me
It do be impressive
i can get better frames on darktide though, so theyve managed to optimize it like 5% better than AH
ive heard that some fatshark devs worked on the engine before, but thats just what i heard, not what i know
I need to give Darktide another chance
also hot take, the classes costing 15 dollars each is somewhat fair
because each career in vermintide is about 3-4 dollars
and you get basically 1 tree of perks/traits
but darktide has a MUCH bigger skill tree for its classes
so you essentially get 3 careers in 1 class

also more build freedom than with vt2's
Fatshark as a studio has a lot more experience with Stingray than Arrowhead
they have more knowledge of its workings, which is why it runs a little better
for instance, here you see these 3 pictures, each one kinda depicting the 3 builds depending which side of the tree you go down
but you can also mix and match between the 3 trees
so its 3 in 1
I need to veteran my veteran so that I can veteran some more
i thought so

all my classes besides zealot, are humorous
ogryn is CaseOhgryn
just didnt fit in the picture
i love naming characters funny things, i named the zealot that because its a nordic style name for a viking looking guy

i just didnt know what to do for it

fym smile
dreadful
Holy fuck that support pelican (?) looks fucking awesome, what a shame it's not in the final release
I always get kicked out of the group when I do this.
as you should be

all is right when the mine user is kicked

Those who do not want to sign the Ottawa Treaty say something else.
I don't know why I keep sleeping on Eagle Strafing Runs
Not like I hate it that they do that, but come on, the fact that the best stuff comes out not from the AH themselves, but the other guys, is quite funny and tragic at the same time.
And then they touch the best stuff that wasn't even made by them with their non-playing retarded ass balance hands, and ruin everything.
No wonder people are saying that the game might die because of their bad fucking management.
You lost me at retarded
Like once in a gazillion years they actually do sth good, but that should be quite often.
There are so many things that can be better, but they won't do it.
You know that yourself
I agree with painkiller
The most popular example of the "retarded" is their "we won't nerf coyote", proceeding to nerf every fucking flame weapon 
I like to play and draw
Draw what?
here's me sleepign






