We have
#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
bleak patrol
Which is better than on release btw
bleak patrol
Because on release we had both 0 armor and 0 damage reduction
sacred tapir
And light armor is fine
bleak patrol
There was a bug
bleak patrol
Yeah it wasn't intentional
narrow trout
bleak patrol
Because when a helldiver "fan" is confronted with actual data, they will choose to ignore it
sacred tapir
Because when a helldiver "fan" is confronted with actual data, they will choose ...
So true
bleak patrol
Mostly because nobody here can read
But also because they don't care
Like, the biggest issue with the Bastion
sacred tapir
Mfw i find out most helldivers fans are just retards who like being 2 shot by the little bugs
narrow trout
The devs should make more stats visible in the weapon selections
bleak patrol
Is that we're deploying it against clankers
Who are the only fucking faction
Who is doing normal warfare
sacred tapir
That have AT
bleak patrol
That too
bleak patrol
You know what's funny
sacred tapir
bleak patrol
All illuminate units can damage the tank
sacred tapir
Inb4 light pen
bleak patrol
But that doesn't matter
sacred tapir
Oh?
bleak patrol
Because the units that can do it are rare
I don't count the voteless
The majority of squid force is the voteless
sacred tapir
Well the voteless dont do it right?
sacred tapir
Are rare
Yeah
So they suck ass
And you can steamroll those fuckers basically
It even has that HMG, is the HMG no recoil?
Since its coax?
bleak patrol
I suppose?
sacred tapir
I mean it better not have any
bleak patrol
I mean, it basically works that way on the frv
sacred tapir
Considering its a tank not a diver holding it
sacred tapir
I mean, it basically works that way on the frv
Yeah but it still has some
Just less
The tank one should have literally 0 or next to 0
bleak patrol
You know what I saw
sacred tapir
Its mounted and controlled mechanically, shouldnt move
bleak patrol
So you have a driver and a gunner and 2 extra idiots in the "turret"
Have those 2 idiots with maxiguns
sacred tapir
This sounds good
Only issue is ammo
But other than that, yeah
Or give those 2 mg-43 and the support pack
Theyre just budget maxiguns
bleak patrol
bleak patrol
That's false, a real Helldiver would probably flip the car over before killing the clankers
eager cliff
narrow trout
You and your wretched helldivers have been slaughtering us for years.
Super earth will fall.
Cyberstan will remain.
bleak patrol
You and your wretched helldivers have been slaughtering us for years.
Super eart...
I wonder if there's a helldiver version of this gif 
narrow trout
bleak patrol
Someone might get a not so accidental grenade to the face next time I see them
median trellis
rancid ibex
Imagine we're doing too good to fight them and they nerf half the fucking shit and we just lose the Cyberstan War
bleak patrol
I will destroy Cyberstan even if I have to do it naked and armed just with my fists
I will ram my super destroyer into the planet if it means killing a few more cyborgs before I die
They deserve nothing
Only eradication
grizzled dagger
slim coral
fighting clanker
quaint flume
https://fixvx.com/helldivers2/status/2019440914188419190
why would they have child robots
dire igloo
why are they decreasing the sway modifier for all weapons
also I can finally say this
OMG TALON BUFFS 
runic sentinel
why are they decreasing the sway modifier for all weapons
thank fuck
runic sentinel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1469042510344097925/20...
this is actually kinda scary
i keep dying to fire and im not even on that planet
grizzled dagger
why are they decreasing the sway modifier for all weapons
was really fucking annoying to move your gun around
they also lowered melee boosts on certain armors
but increase melee in general
bleak patrol
Which should still give you the same total melee damage if you're using the armors as before the patch, it's just done to make melee more viable without having to wear specific armors
Don't worry guys, John Helldiver is already on Cyberstan ✌️
loud bison
narrow trout
twin nebula
dire igloo
no free super credits, im out
https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094
sacred tapir
♻️
slim coral
@bleak patrol they have Half Life 3
bleak patrol
No
slim coral
Wdym no
bleak patrol
Clankers must die
And Cyborgs must get back to the coal mines
I will not be swayed
All automatons must be disassembled and traitors executed
grizzled dagger
X
eager cliff
Die clanker
sharp gorge
Even German has a slur for them
grizzled dagger
i need teammates to lock in
earnest stag
The Coyote is the first solid AR i have fun with
sharp gorge
p!repost
austere lodge
finite monolith
i was whole day on work the fuck is going on 
bleak patrol
John Helldiver doing his magic
bleak patrol
attacked us first
Who is us
Who is us motherfucker 
If you keep spreading the clanker propaganda the friendship is over
And there will be no repo with Maru and no Fortnite Experience 2
earnest stag
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1212788564270645368/146907838342...
nah fuck you
twin nebula
"OPEN YOUR EYES. YOU ARE NOT HEROES."
runic sentinel
"OPEN YOUR EYES. YOU ARE NOT HEROES."
celest elm
loud bison
oops, all hulks
surge is an understatement
bleak patrol
"OPEN YOUR EYES. YOU ARE NOT HEROES."
Said the fuckers who turn humans into biofuel, probably use human brains to make more troopers and attacked the orphanage, among other things
bleak patrol
Disassemble all clankers, and if Cyborgs are there too - kill them
They wouldn't show us mercy so we won't show them any either
dire igloo
Have to fix the bug where the game says Im permanently on main menu when I am not
I love sony product
earnest stag
Have to fix the bug where the game says Im permanently on main menu when I am no...
Clanker bug
You got the virus from making out with a Cyborg
dire igloo
❌
bug from sony developer going to arrowhead server room and taking a fat giant dookie on them
i love spending 10 minutes trying to crash my own game
just so it fixes
runic sentinel
oops, all hulks
surge is an understatement
doing flags with that is just not it dude
bleak patrol
I hope that when they are done throwing heavy shit at us now, they will have nothing left to defend cyberstan with
spark gazelle
has epoch been buffed
narrow trout
when did you play last
loud bison
with all of these hulks, orbital airburst is actually useful for blowing their backs out
still notorious for teamkilling
awful part about is getting the angle right
earnest stag
Extra padding in armor is made out of Furries
sacred tapir
Me with my EAT loadout
me with my railgun
grizzled dagger
god i hope this campaign ends soon
the dificulty for the robots is so fucking random
ive had missions where i dont even die once on hell dive 10 other times i cant even move without being destroyed on the spot
plain bough
This hulk surge ohmawlawd
slim coral
Idk man
The devastator surge was pretty easy
They are just annoying for me to grind Penetrating Liberator cuz that thing damage is so weak
I might have to go back to Reprimand
narrow trout
the dificulty for the robots is so fucking random
would you like
nonstop factory striders
or
the march of the war striders
grizzled dagger
This hulk surge ohmawlawd
slim coral
would you like
nonstop factory striders
or
the march of the war striders
Leveller
grizzled dagger
all our weapons feel so weak
plain bough
https://fixvx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2019860633097994721
Looks bout right yeah lol
grizzled dagger
especially when all there is hulks and fucking stiders every 10 seconds
grizzled dagger
im all for this difficulty but i dont feel liek our weapons deal anywhere near enough firepower to take them on
slim coral
I think airburst launcher can kill hulk in group too
grizzled dagger
youll run outta ammo before moving 10 meters
i love the new gl but i wish it did way more damage
or much bigger aoe
slim coral
Idk why new GL deals so bad damage
grizzled dagger
right?
its perfect for this campaign
but if its not right ontop of the enemy it does squat
slim coral
Like Id think they took backpack slot and way worse handling and stuff
grizzled dagger
but even then it still takes quite a few hits to kill anything
slim coral
Itd be atleast the same damage as normal GL
But no it deals worse damage cuz "Muh more ammo and auto"
Doesnt mean shit if you cant reliably kill a group of tanky light armor enemies
grizzled dagger
i wish the minigun did heavy pen
slim coral
I found Heavy MG out perform Minigun
grizzled dagger
cause not being able to move when everything runs at you is not a great feeling
yeah i noticed that too
slim coral
If they let you walk slowly while shooting that'd be so great
plain bough
i wish the minigun did heavy pen
moar damage too
slim coral
But stationery and getting shot is no
grizzled dagger
especially when theres not many armor options that keeps you alive
thats too much of a trade off with so little reward
ESPECIALLY AGAINST BUGS
slim coral
Found a lot of things they added sounds great on paper
grizzled dagger
the minigun should be perfect but they get on you in mere seconds
slim coral
But so horrificly behaves
grizzled dagger
im just hoping there will be a massive buff to these weapons
grizzled dagger
But so horrificly behaves
alot of the weapons feel like they would be OK at like helldive -45
4-5*
but anything afterwards is just no they need more damage output or more changes
narrow trout
We got stealth nerfs
slim coral
So far the only weapon that I found very useful in 2 warbonds
Are the Leveller
And the C4
grizzled dagger
We got stealth nerfs
of what
slim coral
Other than that? They are pretty niche
slim coral
the lure mine is actually good
Whats the point of using it if you get swarmed anyway
Its great if your group want stealth
grizzled dagger
Whats the point of using it if you get swarmed anyway
i think they priotize the mine
even if they see you
i seen it used like once or twice but during extraction
and they always went for the mine before going for the diver
slim coral
Tbh so far I see no grenade topped Thermite, Impact or Gas
narrow trout
Idk of they fixed it but when sam was using the mines some seaf ran into them
Dynamite
slim coral
Also
Is it me or the commando kinda bad now
Like I remember it was nice before but it feels not good now
slim coral
I hate how they remove the ability to have multiple missile chase the laser
It was fun
But i mean now I dont see the point of using it over EAT
grizzled dagger
how it feels anytime AH updates the weapons
i guess ill give the heavy lmg a try
havent used it in HD10
unborn ibex
bleak patrol
would you like
nonstop factory striders
or
the march of the war striders
Yeah actually, why not
red jetty
how it feels anytime AH updates the weapons
uh oh. Hachishaku sama
slim coral
War Strider
They are actually easy to handle
They just toss you around thats annoying
But usually not a big threat
grizzled dagger
War Strider
what do you use against them
and where is the weakpoint
im assuming its the back of the legs in the medsection
grizzled dagger
i used the heavy machine gun it was okay
slim coral
Or Laser Cannom / Heavy MG their leg
grizzled dagger
but god only 100 rounds for TWO mags is not worth in HD10
or well technically 3 iguess
still not enough
slim coral
I guess w the hulk surge yeh
No weapon are effective rn
The De Escalator used to clear hulk very quick
But they nerf its ability of stacking damage now its meh
I never know how to use WASP
grizzled dagger
you gotta hafve distance for wasp
slim coral
Its not good for me or Im just doing something wrong
grizzled dagger
its alt fire mode is not worth using
just wait till it locks and fire in controlled bursts
grizzled dagger
punisher plasma has been putting in decent work
grizzled dagger
cause the rounds like to spiral
sacred tapir
but if you auto it
it just takes like 2 mags
which sucks ass
and makes no sense
but whatever lmao
grizzled dagger
very much a bug they havent fixed
sacred tapir
slim coral
I just got back to HD2 recently after I heard Belt Fed GL
And I thought "GOD DAMN FREEDOM DISPENSER"
Just to find out its ass
plucky lion
since it's been just assloads of devs and hulks, the AMR has been serving me quite well. 2 shots at distance, 1 up close on hulks, and u get enough ammo to take out some devs too
it does seem to struggle with war striders tho :/
steady zinc
plucky lion
grizzled dagger
honestly i hope HD2 adds a loadout system soon
i hate joining in progress and i gotta be quick on my set up
narrow trout
It's been 2 years I don't think we're gonna get one
fiery tendon
sharp gorge
fiery tendon
dire igloo
can he make a kebab
spark gazelle
Just to find out its ass
me but with the minigun
I remember saying a minigun and a belt fed gl would fit so well in helldivers like 8 months ago just to get called retarded
rancid ibex
Bruh I tried hd2 again today for abit and clanker defense missions are all fucking brutes
narrow trout
deep dive
2 minute video
graceful compass
The body of water in question:
I am a helldiver and this image scares me because I will drown
grizzled dagger
eager cliff
@quaint flume
plain bough
We're getting cucked
slim coral
We're getting cucked
We are getting pushed back?
plain bough
We are getting pushed back?
Lesath will be fine, I'm sure Chort will be too, just not enough time to capture the MO planets
high timber
also The Community is hardfocusing the defense missions instead of advancing
dire igloo
I love when my game has desync issues for no apparent reason
slender cedar
do you folk believe arrowhead will allow us to fight rebels against freedom?
I feel that human combat might fall flat or take off but it will change the game for sure
sacred tapir
well i mean, the bots are the human combat equivalent
theyre conventional warfare: the faction
tanks, soldiers, shock troopers and heavy armor
gusty orchid
now that would be an idea, pit helldivers onto teams and have them fight eachother
loud bison
Super Earth Freedompics
loud bison
We're getting cucked
doesn't help with the spread between Merak and Aurora Bay
rancid ibex
Game still stinky but whimsical moments like this will never go away
grizzled dagger
bro are we like losing or something
i have not seen us move up at all
i think we are just gonna end up losing
seems hella rigged
sacred tapir
it is
slender cedar
now that would be an idea, pit helldivers onto teams and have them fight eachoth...
top ten ways to kill a game
sacred tapir
top ten ways to kill a game
if its a seperate mode, i dont think so
space marine 2 has a pvp mode
its exactly that basically
just one side is chaos
earnest stag
And its horrible
Badly balanced
As soon as you throw PvP in you need to think about balance and other shitty factors
The demand is pretty low probably
slender cedar
Helldivers 2 PVP would be pretty awful I'd imagine
I'd say maybe a Faction Enemy VS Diver mode would be cool
sacred tapir
so just sm2 pvp, but helldiver skinned
because thats literally the same thing but with a skin over one team
eager cliff
yeah i mean pvp would just not make sense in this game
even the devs said from the start that there are others game that have pvp you can try
plucky lion
adding pvp would take a LOT of dev time. not worth at all imo
grizzled dagger
its never going to happen
slim coral
adding pvp would take a LOT of dev time. not worth at all imo
there's already PvP in game
just shoot each other lmao
IM CHORTING IT GUYS
IM CHORTING IT SO GOOD
rancid ibex
What is this Helghan and Visarii? These sound like Clanker and Squid planet names
earnest stag
rancid ibex
Melt him via orbital laser start with his dick
earnest stag
rancid ibex
Love the stratagem bug. Now I can get my 4 mortar sentries back
sacred tapir
oh god, the retard helmet
i hated that combo
the street scout and that one
it just looks so damn big compared to the armor
sacred tapir
now THAT is good
earnest stag
thats the heavy one
dire igloo
Helldivers 2 PVP would be pretty awful I'd imagine
Arc weapons meta
Shoot once kill entire team without even seeing them
eager cliff
steady zinc
rancid ibex
Yeah I think I need to lock in and get this cuz it might be light pen and shit but a UBGL on a gun is my kind of thing
ALso there's python commandos and viper commandos. Are the devs furries? Why is it named after snakes 
rotund niche
how can they be furries if the two animals they used don't have fur
rancid ibex
how can they be furries if the two animals they used don't have fur
Ah right, I meant, scalies, the sub faction of furries involving reptiles
median trellis
earnest stag
the Coyote is smh the most fun gun in this game rn
havent tried the Suppressed one yet
plucky lion
Yeah I think I need to lock in and get this cuz it might be light pen and shit b...
it was a decent weap before with good fire rate and low recoil, but now the grenade is heavy pen and it's even better
narrow trout
they either need to nerf the grenade launcher back to med or give the belt fed one its disabled shrapnel because that shit is just overpowering it
earnest stag
its that good huh
narrow trout
grenade launcher + supply pack
plucky lion
does the buffed nade launcher 1 shot hulk eyes now?
grizzled dagger
grizzled dagger
it is time to dive
one of the matches from last night
like jesus they were endlessly spawning
slim coral
one of the matches from last night
You kno
The hulk and strider spams are
Worse than I anticipated
eager cliff
dire igloo
friend went and brought the 380, 160, hellbomb pack and the missile silo
and I went napalm, 160, k9 and the deescalator
and we just leveled the entire map
grizzled dagger
is dis real
grizzled dagger
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7023 @prime dune
prime dune
why am i summoned to the depths
grizzled dagger
look at the mod
narrow trout
what was the purpose of buffing the og grenade launcher
shit even the preview of the belt fed has the diver killing NOTHING.
median trellis
Aint no way the clankers got there own Hanoi Hannah
loud bison
ran the belt fed and I'd rather just take a hit to ammo economy and rate of fire in exchange for damage output per 'nade
too much of an ammo hog
it might work on squids and bugs
but not bots
I spent more time looking for ammo for the beltfed than actually shooting
also need a dedicated Anti-tank like EAT
loud bison
Dropped into a six to help out and man was the host an absolute special unit
2 kicks, didn't even finish secondary missions and had two bases left. just called extract and hopped on immediately
red jetty
single dad diver needs quick missions between diaper blowouts
grizzled dagger
loud bison
something probably happens tomorrow
narrow trout
nothing ever happens
grizzled dagger
grizzled dagger
https://fixvx.com/lajaibasalvaje/status/2020727985096061213 fuuuuckin reaaaall
RAMIREZ LAST MAG
steady zinc
empty zealot
shit even the preview of the belt fed has the diver killing NOTHING.
Even before the buff, it was good on bugs.
Now it is even better
And it's way better than belt-fed gl
grizzled dagger
bro we are losing so many divers what the fuuuuuck
bro its still going down what the fuck
steady zinc
eager cliff
bro its still going down what the fuck
Ye we should have used the DSS to raze Merak but oh well
Most likely their update isnt ready so we need to auto lose one MO or shit to delay
median trellis
bro we are losing so many divers what the fuuuuuck
bots are fucking with the numbers
grizzled dagger
I love sgt johnson
slim coral
wth
why is our force nearly depleted
and we still have 2 more planets to Cyberstan
this is tough
slim coral
how is this dude bringing 2 tanks
grizzled dagger
how is this dude bringing 2 tanks
Bug
It involves switching something in your inventory
I don't remember how
dire igloo
why is our force nearly depleted
Me and my friend team killed each other like 40 times yesterday
And i slimed out my entire team on multiple occasions with the double barrel
slim coral
And i slimed out my entire team on multiple occasions with the double barrel
DB shotgun is
absolute peak
eager cliff
Helldivers discord hyping up an event then putting 3 minute slowdown to talk is so retarded
slim coral
Helldivers discord hyping up an event then putting 3 minute slowdown to talk is ...
Bethesda discord did 4 minute when Starfield was out for the first day
fiery tendon
cunning escarp
eager cliff
dire igloo
I can't wait to shoot cyborgs with the double barrel
potent leaf
I'm joining the bots they have unionization and they said they'd let me ride a strider
weeeee
red jetty
Imagine having such an awesome government that you're willing to die by the billions to stop the helldivers
earnest stag
Smash
fiery tendon
rancid ibex
Finally my fantasy of killing people who want to become a clanker is becoming real
Only through divine pure flesh shall we continune to prosper
Let me slowly tear off their metal plating covering whatever left of their inhuman heart, and I will crush it with divine justice
median trellis
high timber
eager cliff
I'm joining the bots they have unionization and they said they'd let me ride a s...
muted
fallow fulcrum
BLOW UP THE FLAGS
plain bough
Managed Democracy is non-negotiable
earnest stag
Hello fellow geydivers
I always carry my one true flag with me
On my big
POLE
Let us cross our Flags
For Super Urf
(By a Switch 2 now or you will be executed as a Dissident)
fallow fulcrum
Let us cross our Flags
grizzled dagger
THERE ONLY 27K OF US LEFT
wait nvm its 27mill
still i dont think we are getting to cyberstan we still have one more planet to overtake
loud bison
will
bleak patrol
wait nvm its 27mill
It's cyborg fuckery, we didn't actually lose this many
grizzled dagger
go home GI
plain bough
clanker propaganda
slim coral
Me when hand held grenade launcher
grizzled dagger
ARROW HEAD BUFF THE MINIGUN AND GL
plain bough
no fun allowed
slim coral
I dont need the minigun to do heavy pen
I just want it to have more controllable recoil
plain bough
I want it slightly more damage than what it has now
plain bough
Shit cant 1 shot AOE a Raider
its just a suggestive concussion
grizzled dagger
hellmarine ready
plucky lion
maxigun already has nasty dps and has little recoil in 1st person. best buff would be more ammo imo
sacred tapir
I LOVE FARMING SC
i hate that shit lmao
dire igloo
Yes it counts
dire igloo
you can leave as soon as you clear the entire map
sacred tapir
its not a sample
grizzled dagger
also emperor protects
big E was watchin my ass that match
got launched and somehow didnt take damage nearly fell into a hole but i somehow mantled before falling in
sacred tapir
big E was watchin my ass that match
no i think the apothecarion is watching your ass with that stim consumption
grizzled dagger
hey i didnt contribute to the kill count
sacred tapir
queues must be torture
sacred tapir
i dont even care about that, tbh its definitely not actual values
loud bison
grizzled dagger
X
slim coral
Me when Im trying to have fun in the game and my enemy is the shotgun devastator
plucky lion
i been watching those mfers just delete people with one shot left and right
they really give you a lot of motivation to bring a primary that staggers
plucky lion
inb4 cyborgs have electro shotguns that stun you 
grizzled dagger
grizzled dagger
i been watching those mfers just delete people with one shot left and right
i wish i fucking clipped it but in one of my dives i was trying to climb over an object but i got shot and tripped over a FUCKING GOD DAMN DEVASTATOR STOOD OVER MY BODY and shot me in the back of the head sicario style
died instantly
plucky lion
brutal
bleak patrol
i been watching those mfers just delete people with one shot left and right
The humble fire resistant armor:
plucky lion
fire armor only helps a little vs the shotguns. the raw damage just deletes you
bleak patrol
I took multiple full spreads and left with most of my health intact, so I dunno
plucky lion
ive used it many times and had the opposite experience
bleak patrol
Maybe I'm just filled with more democracy
plucky lion
probably
dire igloo
Its just rng
95% of the time they miss
5% of the times they either 1 shot you or 90% health gone and you have a hole through your torso
fleet gazelle
loud bison
the shotgun devastator does 300 damage
heavy armor means jack
the further away you are, the better your odds
sacred tapir
thats because armor doesnt have armor like enemies, i think that heavy armor should give you medium armor value
making you immune to the shitter bot fire but the melee still does damage and high calibers and explosives still kill
loud bison
our armor is what? damage reduction?
sacred tapir
because rn we dont get ANY protection
its just reduction
and it might as well be a 2% reduction
loud bison
honestly
sacred tapir
since a single fucking hunter can 2 shot you
which is still retarded
and bots can still mow you down in 1 go
the mg ones
loud bison
the fucking raider mg
sacred tapir
the little guys
THAT GUY
fucking asshole
1 in 5 times he just aimbots your head
and if you dont die, you get a chest bleed and die anyway
its bullshit
just use light or medium armor, since heavy only saves you 1 in 3 times at best
plucky lion
i only use heavy armor when using explosive resist, and then i just laugh as i use rocket dev impact as a form of travel
loud bison
plain bough
https://youtu.be/9WXyPG3LrAQ
Third times the charm (let it burn)
fleet gazelle
https://youtu.be/9WXyPG3LrAQ
I enjoyed running around this planet with the Double Freedom. Switch it to volley mode and it shoots Hulk in vulnerable spots, like the Jet Hulk's air intake protruding from the front of his back.
plucky lion
yeah dawg just shoot em in the front back
slim coral
Armor in this game is for the drip and perk
And really much nothing else
Id rather run light armor cuz the speed and stamina is better
slim coral
fucking asshole
You found dude annoying?
Like the Incinerator Devastator 1 shot you across 2 different galaxy systems I found way more ass to handle
plucky lion
Id rather run light armor cuz the speed and stamina is better
vs bugs 100%, but vs bots i have found heavy armor to actually be useful
mainly since i dont need the stamina so much since popping in and out of cover to shoot bots is a viable way of fighting, unlike bugs where u mostly just run like hell
slim coral
vs bugs 100%, but vs bots i have found heavy armor to actually be useful
I run bot w light armor
The best way to tank shot
Is to not get shot
But they are aimbot anyway
plucky lion
best way to tank shot is shield emplacement
u can stand there like the chad u were born to be and dish out righteous fury
slim coral
u can stand there like the chad u were born to be and dish out righteous fury
Until a hulk just walks in
plucky lion
hulk aint gonna make it that far
plucky lion
im not busy running away, ignoring him, im KILLING EVERYTHING
slim coral
Hulks
plucky lion
u aint seen proper shield useage i guess
slim coral
u aint seen proper shield useage i guess
I mean sure I can slap a turret and Heavy Emplacement in shield but like
plucky lion
it demands a strategem loadout that's almost all green, so you dont see it too much
slim coral
These guys jump from everywhere
plucky lion
cannon emplacement, rocket turret, AC turret, shield emplacement
slim coral
I love the DB shotgun
plucky lion
instant fort of pure destruction lol
plucky lion
yeah it's a lot of fun
never know if its gonna 1 shot or 3 shot but damn if it doesnt feel good anyway lol
slim coral
I love that sometimes I cant 1 shot devast close range
Sometimes I can delete one lile 300 meters away
Its stupid
slim coral
never know if its gonna 1 shot or 3 shot but damn if it doesnt feel good anyway ...
I love volley shot the stomach of a berserker or devastator
It cuts them in half
slim coral
I hate the devastator head hitbox
It has to be one of the most inconsistent thing
Ig because its so mixed with the body hitbox so most time you register body shot
plucky lion
idk with some weapons i can hit it fairly consistently, but with a lot of them i just miss it constantly
it's like it's smaller than it appears
gusty orchid
It has to be one of the most inconsistent thing
plucky lion
that absolute banger of a track from pokemon still goin strong lol
grizzled dagger
it all makes sense now
grizzled dagger
Armor in this game is for the drip and perk
i think its been updated enough where light med and heavy armor has noticible benefits
but obviously none of that fucking matters WHEN HELMET DOES NOTHING
sacred tapir
yeah those shields need to not be indestructible
they should be like, ap 5
at best
or just heavy pen tbh, theyre Heavy devastators, not bunker devastators
grizzled dagger
or just heavy pen tbh, theyre ***Heavy*** devastators, not bunker devastators
absolutely true ive seen them tank even AOE hits that kill anything else super easy
i dont get why those shields are so damn indestructible
fleet gazelle
yeah dawg just shoot em in the front back
About this. I write poorly in English, I write through a translator.
And why do they have a flamethrower stun, but the player doesn't?
slim coral
And why do they have a flamethrower stun, but the player doesn't?
High jet I guess
Idk
Dev's perception of this game "Realism" is fucking weird
red jetty
is a tank's flamethrower not more deadly than a man portable one?
more pressure behind the jet
slim coral
I hate how a lot of bot things are just
Insta death
Like incinerator devastator seems to casually 1 shot you so far away
Or Cannon shoots so fast and just snipe your ass
grizzled dagger
grizzled dagger
X
earnest stag
https://fixvx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2021079875059335327
Smash
rancid ibex
Smash those cyborgs with the hammer yes
Until I see their black oil spill in the name of democracy
eager cliff
rancid ibex
rancid ibex
Destroy that rock
We are made in the image of Liberty and those who would ruin it by replacing flesh with steel and wires shall be executed
grizzled dagger
emperor democracy protects
loud bison
my biggest complaint about heavy devastators and their variants is being able to shoot in a 360 radius without turning
and through their shield
sharp gorge
"Techno-martial arts"
We're cooked if they pull up with Gun-Kata
rancid ibex
500kg bomb:
rancid ibex
Nuh uh
slim coral
from leak gameplay Vox Engine dies in 5 tank shots
but 5 tank shots is a very big number
grizzled dagger
500kg bomb:
500kg needs a buff
ive seen times where striders tank it
not striders the lil walker guys
that throw a billion grenades at u
sharp gorge
War Striders?
grizzled dagger
ive seen them die 2 hits to the plasma cannon
yes that one
ive seen them die 1 shot with a quasar cannon to the leg
but for some reason they can survive a 500kg
rancid ibex
500kg needs a buff
Yeah agreed and change the explosion to a 500kg bomb instead of that retarded shaped explosion which makes it hard to kill anything with it in a large area
loud bison
funnily enough, you can melee heavy devastators through their shields
slim coral
idk why explosive strategem in this game can be weird
like one time I have 500kg dropped in an area full of enemies
and non died
grizzled dagger
and non died
host vs non-host bs more than likely
seen a video where host attracts all the attention of enemies (while wearing the stealth warbond)
meanwhile non-host walked up to enemies throwing a chit ton of c4 without the hulk caring at all
steady zinc
https://fixvx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2021079875059335327
My greatest enemy.
Women.
steady zinc
fleet gazelle
light nymph
https://tenor.com/view/doom-gif-16088581691764053691
Man... I recently watched a playthrough of Doom: The Dark Ages and the irony of how they lost the plot to the franchise by adding plot to it is hilarious and sad at the same time...
earnest stag
Everyone not fighting at Cyberstan RIGHT NOW is a traitor
rancid ibex
Aurora borealis
Oh shie
Cyberstan open?
Time to reppresent my Luddism and show the scumbags that keeping their flesh pure of steel is the only way to live
I hate clankers and half-clankers
rancid ibex
I need supah credits
Same
Man how tf did I and some random madei t out alive
0 reinforcements, destroyers left
Shit was so fucking tough
We had to fucking hide during extract from any patrols and only by then a Vox tank arrived we fucking made a run for it
plain bough
Don't use Eagles on cyberstan, there's alot of anti-air turrets
plain bough
I think there's a weak spot underneath the Vox Engines that kills em fast
dire igloo
I love this its fun
dire igloo
I think there's a weak spot underneath the Vox Engines that kills em fast
❌
you need to shoot ALL the weak spots
its kind of miserable
thats 1 of the like 6
the other 5 are all on the back of its head
plain bough
they definitely spam vox engines on diff 10
red jetty
everyone's been begging for medium siege ready
steady zinc
red jetty
one two is good but I almost never use the GL cause of the clunky swap system
high timber
bind "quick weapon action down" (controls -> "combat" tab) to something
can also do the same for "quick weapon action right" for the c4 pack to swap between throw and detonate on the fly
rotund niche
Chinese new year set in the super store
mcdonalds ass cape
plain bough
mcdonalds ass cape
Enjoy Mcdonalds chinese new year special edition mcburger
plain bough
the cyborgs violated me
getting round house kicked to the face
plucky lion
and then shotgunned in the back of the head. shit's rough out there
narrow trout
plucky lion
also gottdamn they really did make gunships dangerous again
lasering the shit out of me
grizzled dagger
narrow trout
i should rewatch the lego movie
and watch the 2nd cuz i never seen it
and then lego batman
:)
empty zealot
empty zealot
got Siege Ready passive
It's the first-ever siege-ready passive medium armor
narrow trout
where siege breaker superstore
empty zealot
Gone
narrow trout
dreadful
bleak patrol
<:hmmtodayiwill:1169965389426462730>
That was faster than I expected
slim coral
How is Cyberstan guys
median trellis
where siege breaker superstore
on the possitive note tho siege ready medium armor
median trellis
How is Cyberstan guys
Hell
the cyborgs and agitators are terrifying and the Vox run on raw hatred
you will have to battle for every single inch of ground on that democracy forsaken hell of a forge world
10/10
would get roundhousekicked again
median trellis
<@235505730768076812> LMAO
my face can confirm this
slim coral
All quiet on the Western Front
plain bough
we need more nukes
narrow trout
on the possitive note tho siege ready medium armor
meh
slim coral
THERE IS A MED SIEGE READY?
plain bough
THERE IS A MED SIEGE READY?
super store set yes, 2nd page atm
fresh vine
plucky lion
jaunty jewel
loud bison
or just regular weaps
regular, hatchet specifically but I'm sure the other melees work
just gotta watch out for their shield bash or even the shotgun
me taking the walking orbital bombardment and using it immediately off cooldown
grizzled dagger
red jetty
I have not paid attention to this chat at all so I don't know if this has been said: cyborg armor seems to be particularly resistant to the scythe, and laser weaponry in general. That is all
rancid ibex
Why didn't they put the Liberty cruisers here to help the Super Destroyers
grizzled dagger
bro this is so annoying just massive enemy spams
like drop down 20 of those fucking machines that have rockets and machine guns cool i guess we all just die cause their aoes are the size of 500kgs
plain bough
bro this is so annoying just massive enemy spams
500 vox engines upon ye
shy schooner
Everyone not fighting at Cyberstan RIGHT NOW is a traitor
I don't even wanna boot up the game
loud bison
hallo? Democracy Officer? ja, this guy right here
shy schooner
I have my reasons
Aka, it fully bricked a friend of mines PC
And thus, its has my negative disposition
grizzled dagger
he prolly did something to cause it to brick
bleak patrol
Based Chad China Divers
slim coral
he prolly did something to cause it to brick
To be fair
I think Helldiver just brick ppl PC
grizzled dagger
To be fair
if that was true there would be alot more cases
like when it happened in newworld
slim coral
if that was true there would be alot more cases
Not like completely destroyed a person's PC
But completely freezes up and require PC restart
sacred tapir
honestly they dont feel that threatening imo
i mean they take 1 to the head from my senator or deadeye, so it just feels kinda funny to just obliterate them
all that hype just to get a .44 to the face
loud bison
runic sentinel
https://fixupx.com/helldivers_now/status/2021336950817554648
the issue is that you need to get close
and they have guns at 360 i think
and you need to not be using thermites
grizzled dagger
grizzled dagger
https://fixupx.com/helldivers_now/status/2021336950817554648
while cool
now add being chased by cyborgs
theres 4 FUCKING MORE VOXES NEXT TO IT
and shieldy boys running at you
bleak patrol
Aka, it fully bricked a friend of mines PC
Helldivers literally killed my laptop once already
And look at me - still playing it, on the same laptop
Managed Democracy won't spread itself
Anyways, my honest first impression of the cyborgs
They are a fine source of target practice and their toughness is much lower than I expected. Maybe except the Vox. Both the Agitators and the Radicals die in one Eruptor shot.
It's kinda sad, really. Imagine being an automaton walking around with one or more of your Cyborg masters, and then suddenly you witness them just fucking turn to red paste right in front of you.
Sad. And pathetic.
rancid ibex
Serves them right
Can't imagine replacing my Managed Democracy-given flesh with socialist steel
slim coral
Anyways, my honest first impression of the cyborgs
They are a fine source of tar...
If they are democratic
They wouldn't turn red paste in front of your eyes
bleak patrol
Pelican's fucking drunk
eager cliff
Anyways, my honest first impression of the cyborgs
They are a fine source of tar...
the Trident laser shotgun fucks them up
slim coral
the Trident laser shotgun fucks them up
Double Freedom
I wish you can switch it to slug
Would be so funny
loud bison
oh thats cool
Vox Engine can shoot underneath itself
eager cliff
Only the miniguns
loud bison
it was the big guns
slim coral
runic sentinel
grizzled dagger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8iejcPS30 this appeared in my feed
grizzled dagger
bro
im going to start avoiding ANY mission that involves destroying air bases
this is the 5th god damn time now where we cannot destroy the air base command cause we cant call the stratagem needed
earnest stag
earnest stag
thats dumb
grizzled dagger
according to some other comments this has been going on since forever
red jetty
i thought this was the DOOM armor
What ss page is this from?
slim coral
loud bison
What ss page is this from?
the uhhhhhh Pythons i think