🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[light nymph]

[graceful compass]

I be walleting

I still need to get the last warbond too

But I’ll get the new one first

However, being able to solo SC with warp pack sounds nice

[rancid ibex]

Ok since the reply I got from AH was an automated bullshit message, I had to put down some work and farmed for a long ass time today

NO MORE DUMMY BEHAVIOR

I'm nto getting that 1.5k anymore i guess but this is enough

To keep me well fed

[dire igloo]

1k more

fuck my idiot retard life

[rancid ibex]

Guggugugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nah I'm happy for now

[dire igloo]

no

I meant for myself

im farming sc rn

[rancid ibex]

Ohhh

[dire igloo]

yea

if you want to join the slavery would be appreciated

[rancid ibex]

I'd love to but I recently finished tending mine crops so I must taketh a resteth

-# I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY TOMORROW FUCK MY RETARDED IDIOT SCHOOL LIFE

[light nymph]

just do what I did and not go to school

[rancid ibex]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

i have to go to school too soon ( i work there )

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

does it pay

better than the US?

[eager cliff]

i doubt it but our taxes and life cost is defo lower than US + free healthcare

so you can live better on a teacher salary here than there

[narrow trout]

dreadful

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[dire igloo]

this is hell

i just want 1 +20 or +100

or a +50 even

[eager cliff]

yeah i dig the Halo AR fuck yáll

[dire igloo]

something to activate my dopamine

nope

game says fuck you

[narrow trout]

still wish it had the 60 round mag

[dire igloo]

@eager cliff give me the gif of the guy saluting then shooting himself

[narrow trout]

I SWEAR

THIS SHIT DONT EXIST ANYMORE

THE LAST TIME I SAW IT WAS WHEN I WAS FARMING WITH SAM BACK IN MAY

NEVER AGAIN

[dire igloo]

the last time i saw them

I got +100 3 times in a hour with iedy neegotiator and bread

i only got +30 for 8 minutes of my time

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

took a while

[dire igloo]

this game is a fucking joke what is this safe spawn

you can see the top crossbar of the safe just

underground

[eager cliff]

you have to dig it with shovel?

[dire igloo]

retarded bullshit

[narrow trout]

[plain bough]

do you require a fellow retard to help you

[dire igloo]

I wish for a fellow retard yes

i forgot what was the desert planet we farmed with iedy

but fuck that one was good

[plain bough]

Gawdamn it didnt take long for tyranny park 2 to have problems

[dire igloo]

ITS ALL OVER THE MONITOR

[narrow trout]

20 sc

[plain bough]

send invite broke boy

[dire igloo]

@vast shadow says ur 2/4

but you arent here

so im confused

[plain bough]

spanish hooker lol

[dire igloo]

740

760 to go

[plain bough]

says you're offline for me

[dire igloo]

the fuck

oh im lagging my ass off

GG

I LOVE INTERNET

I LOVE INTERNET BEING DOGSHIT RANDOMLY

I LOVE COMPUTERS

I LOVE LIVING IN THE BALKANS

till when is the colab available

so I know how long I have to farm

[plain bough]

forever

[dire igloo]

doubt

because the uhhhhhh

i forgot the last colab

that was limited so no way this one isnt limited

[plain bough]

Killzone, but this one is a warbond and is here to stay

[dire igloo]

wtf am I farming for then I thought it was a limited time get it and keep it

[plain bough]

game still won't let me see ya online

[dire igloo]

cause I went off the game now completely

I cant even load youtube videos

my internet is that bad

[graceful compass]

How it feels to have the whole gang getting bread

[dire igloo]

we were getting that gabagool

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

Nice mega hive clipping into the river

[sharp gorge]

Aquatic bugs coming right up

[dire igloo]

back to farming SC

internet work now

[eager cliff]

@light nymph @narrow trout

hop on helldivers pookie

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-728767466106537874

[potent leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-look-window-lesmis-miserable-gif-4724071

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/v2-ultra-kill-dead-chat-gif-27002020

[eager cliff]

You two

on my ship

now

[dire igloo]

u a bitch

[potent leaf]

i'll be on your ship in a bit i'm medicating atm

it's 7 am

[eager cliff]

[narrow trout]

mf you aint even on my friends list

once again

steam fucked me somehow

[eager cliff]

insane

[narrow trout]

also waow sam stil has heldiver installed

[eager cliff]

90468344

[narrow trout]

fail

[eager cliff]

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/money-sniff-r-ich-wrestler-vince-mc-mahon-gif-8023399

look at those medals

[eager cliff]

poorge

[potent leaf]

ok i'm launching now

is your lobby full

i can't join

[narrow trout]

[potent leaf]

it's hard being a cowgirl in a cowboy's world

I yee but can't haw

lights dynamite with cigar

God I'm cool

[narrow trout]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[potent leaf]

;(

fine I'm going back to my suicide vest

[narrow trout]

insulted once
decides to suicide

what did she mean by this

[potent leaf]

fragile ego

[narrow trout]

womp womp

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989243918149357570/1032227452883320852/image0-1.gif

thank you general

[narrow trout]

dost thou want to do more?

[potent leaf]

no thanks I'm going back to vegas

or breakfast

[narrow trout]

figured

uhg

[narrow trout]

also get the 4gb patch or somth so you aint crashin all the tim

[potent leaf]

boy

[narrow trout]

dont you boy me

im trying to help

[potent leaf]

i'm running 1000 mods rn

I already have those

it's creation engine

[narrow trout]

bruh

[potent leaf]

it just breaks on its own

[narrow trout]

how tf was i supposed to know you had 1000

[potent leaf]

lore

[narrow trout]

not even i had that many crashes during my plays

skill issue on your part

or a shit ton of conflicts

[narrow trout]

also no it aint

its on "GaMeBrYo"
-# even tho its just the same shit

[potent leaf]

stop talking in helldivers chat go to offtopic

shhhahhshhsh

[narrow trout]

nah

you aint my mom

[sacred tapir]

plot twist, they are

[narrow trout]

thhat would imply that sam has abused me by neglecting me

leaving me somewhat emotionally numbed

but this is not the place to talk of this

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-christmas-hd2-helldivers-2-cheer-this-guy-gif-4756755066549380819

[sacred tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1197742528481460378.gif

[dire igloo]

The bum ass bug I have where i can join nobody and nobody can join me has persisted thru my efforts

Have to reinstall the game and if its still like that

Im gg

Cant play helldivers anymore

Game shows me im in main menu as well when im on my ship or in missions like wtf

If anyone had this problem and fixed it ping plz thanks, cause nothing on google helped

[scarlet edge]

I feel this, whenever i have problems in games, nobody else on the whole world has the same problem

[slim coral]

is ODST thingy even worth it

[sacred tapir]

i mean... no but yes?

no because half of it doesnt work (suppressors)

yes because its cool

[narrow trout]

if you dont get it you lose gooning privileges

[slim coral]

I heard the AR is just Diligence Reskin
SMG is cool, it's the more accessible version of the Super Citizen thing but yeh Suppressor just doesn't work
the Pistol is eh
the shotgun deals a lot of damage, it's basically Tarkov shotgun for shooting target's legs

[sacred tapir]

dilligence? at least its good

lmao

who calls it that

i just call it reskinned adjudicator

but its worse than adjudicator

[slim coral]

I might have mistook

the auto sniper gun thingy ar

[sacred tapir]

yeah idk what youre on about

i just know that its just adjudicator but worse

[slim coral]

better handling apparently

like slightly

[sacred tapir]

and the armor passive is... eh

[sacred tapir]

angled foregrip.

or whatever

[slim coral]

wait

[sacred tapir]

angled

[slim coral]

they dont get attachments right?

[sacred tapir]

nope

the adji does

[slim coral]

welp

[sacred tapir]

which makes it better

like i said

[slim coral]

there's no reasons to get it then

[sacred tapir]

its literally useless unless they buff it

[slim coral]

sticking to Reprimand I am

[sacred tapir]

and the armor passive is pointless since they see you before hearing you

and the legs thing is funny since apparently your legs can break still

[slim coral]

pretty sure enemies can always spot you once you shoot their teammate

[sacred tapir]

the POI thing is pointless

literally

[sacred tapir]

no

you can throwing knife them

which means its possible

they just need to make it work

[slim coral]

dont think they have stealth in mind when creating this game

or atleast not very ironed out

[sacred tapir]

no its quite robust

it just needs weapons that can actually be stealthy

its on a similar level to ghost recon breakpoint, not a high bar

but still

you can sneak good

[slim coral]

kinda wish you can throw like rocks or decoy

to divert patrol

[sacred tapir]

you can use crossbow iirc

but in my testing it didnt work lol

[slim coral]

Super AK

im only interested in that AR

the strategem imo is kinda meh

you have napalm launcher, gas spear

the missile Silo is actually pretty cool

but idk if you have to be near it to use or you could be across the map and call it in

[high timber]

tried the hellbomb diagnostic script? (https://github.com/helldivers2fixes/HellbombScript)
could point you in the right direction as to what may be breaking, just use option H and see what it complains about

[dire igloo]

Ill try it if my game doesn't work still

[rancid ibex]

Invisible objectives

I am 100% sure we wiped out that sporeburst thing but it didn't fucking count

Andwhatever the hell is the missing one here

But we didn't get a 5/5 stars

[eager cliff]

yeah

i had it happen as well with the larvae backpack thingie

anotha buga

hehe get it , cause it was terminids

[sharp gorge]

That one likes to go missing

I just assume it gets blasted off by orbital

[rancid ibex]

Nice, what was supposed to be a perfect mission, we all got fucking killed by the eagle strikes

And they were INTENTIONALLY killing us this time

[plain bough]

Eagle Storm pilots seeing anything move on the ground moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw

must be restricted perms cause of goatse guy, anyway it's the Dust Devils trailer for next week

[mossy tapir]

I do like doing obj while in a blizzard next to the enemy. Pull some MGS shit and crouch and crawl to the terminal

Then just bolt soon as it's done

[plain bough]

people always forget to get muscle enhancements for those planets

[mossy tapir]

My go to is usually the vitality one or the one that you spawn in with full kit

its boring but i let my teammmates pick what they want after

[plain bough]

people will go for that, but muscle enhancement really helps with all the snow and blizzard

ain't got time to get bogged down

[mossy tapir]

facts

my strategem for bots has been quite... static lately.
Rocket sent, Commando, 500kg, airstrke.

almost similar to my bug front too, kinda need to spice it up a bit

commando just too goated

https://youtu.be/5L-UQQIFQhw?si=2qEhc0sDhLOHKvnb

[eager cliff]

the AK is medium pen oorah

[sharp gorge]

AK stays winning

[plain bough]

medium and incendiary, damage gotta be on the lower side for that one

[eager cliff]

yeah it will prob be a bug / illuminate gun probably

it has big mag

hopefully at least 40 ?

[dire igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw

oh fucking embged perms

@eager cliff repost plez

new warbond

looks really good

[plain bough]

we're gonna be cave divers in 4 days hombre

[eager cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw

[plain bough]

watch as the team split up when we're underground

[dire igloo]

napalm launcher, harpoon gas gun and MISSILE SILO

[eager cliff]

i am about to dive the cave

[dire igloo]

ACTUAL WORTH IT FUCKING WARBOND

INSANEEEEEEEEE

will be farming for it

[plain bough]

I think the showcase of the speargun needs a larger gas cloud

[graceful compass]

Big mag incen med pen

Gg

[dire igloo]

i hope the gas cloud

[eager cliff]

yeah i kinda want the laugh emoji too is that one coming back soon ?? @plain bough

[dire igloo]

can be imbedded into enemies

and it just follows them

or well the tanky enemy just

drags the gas cloud with it

itd be rlly good

[plain bough]

not too sure about the rotation, but should be within the week

masters of ceremony atm in the super store, so should be 2 rotations before its back

[mossy tapir]

https://youtu.be/h1YiVT1VZmg?si=41J2jm2vlPmI9Qci

[dire igloo]

510 sc to go

[dire igloo]

some bullshit about launch options

in my userdata localconfig.vdf

[slim coral]

Ngl

The new grenade and AR from warbond look rad af

The new silo is fun and I think I might have a use for the incendiary EAT

Idk about the speargun however

Hopefully since its still called Expendable Anti Tank itd take care of heavy targets

[dire igloo]

praying the fucking support time isnt filled with ai and retards so I get a response soon

third time that 1 file has failed to validate on steams stupid fucking validation check but it doesnt fix itself

im tweaking

[loud bison]

oh?
no more images?

[slim coral]

Someone posted red butthole

[loud bison]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[dire igloo]

now it says 2 files

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[eager cliff]

antivirus?

win defender?

[dire igloo]

I wish it would just

say what didnt validate properly

reinstalled game too btw and it just didnt fix it

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

ALL 8137 FILES SUCCESSFULLY VALIDATED

FIXED?????

plz let me win

says im in main menu still

FUCK

nope it just doesnt work

Im gonna try deleting the file thats fucking up the game and surely it will replace it with one that actually works

Im going to fucking explode.

[loud bison]

so who is ready for Tyranny Park 3 where we have a fucking shit MO for it?

[plain bough]

tyranny park gonna be milked for 69 versions, just like jurassic park

[potent leaf]

the new dune dlc looks great

[plain bough]

lisan al gaib coming out with the space age ak

[potent leaf]

where giant worm summon stratagem?!

ah embed fail

[plain bough]

we can summon shai hulud with the power of Liberty and Democracy

[narrow trout]

next week

except it isnt ours

[narrow trout]

perms are off again

[potent leaf]

why

[narrow trout]

same dude

[potent leaf]

did the loser show up again

[narrow trout]

gore posting

off until further noticve

[plain bough]

man is the monkey from toy story waiting for his chance to post gore

[narrow trout]

[pale hollow]

And this is why most servers lock image perms behind a billion requirements like account age, messages posted and more

[potent leaf]

well most big servers yeah

[graceful compass]

honestly surprised that gammacord doesnt have that

just based on size

[jaunty otter]

What’s the best armor passive for survivability?

[plain bough]

depends on what kind of survivability you want

you want protection from the incendiary bots?

[jaunty otter]

No.

More in general.

I’ve heard the armor sets from Force of Law (if that’s what the warbond is called, I don’t remember) were good, but I’m not sure if that still applies.

[plain bough]

yeah that one

25% chest damage and 25% explosion reduction

[jaunty otter]

Is the Pacifier (the AR) any good?

[plain bough]

50 damage, med pen, 40rd with stun, pretty alright

[sacred tapir]

it does have objectively worst dps tho

so keep that in mind

[dire igloo]

arrowhead should let me play the fucking game online again

these fucking scoundrels

these bastards

these fuckin troglodytes

[loud bison]

oh boy, arrowhead put out an in game announcement regarding the bug defences
sure hope players can read

[plain bough]

Shame 70K players can't make a difference cause of global impact

and enemies still get high static rates lol

[potent leaf]

I should bring only landmines...

mmmmn

[high timber]

very funny on defence missions
just be prepared to earn zero slips if you’re in a city cause the SEAF will trigger all of them

[rancid ibex]

They gotta improve seaf ai pathing to avoid mines

Also we need more seaf trooper types and seaf reinforcement stratagem

Maybe a specialized division of the SEAF that assists helldivers together behind enemy lines

[plain bough]

gotta love how they said to do gambits to prevent invasion takeovers, while it takes like 2 days to liberate a planet and 1 day for enemies to take over em

[plain bough]

gatling sentry free for 24hrs

thats gonna be a real head splitter

[sharp gorge]

My favoured child

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[plain bough]

make time go faster so we can be cave divers

[dire igloo]

no response from arrowhead support after 1 whole day

god I love this company

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FIXED ITTTTTTTTTTT

FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I BETTER NEVER MEET A ARROWHEAD EMPLOYEE ILL MAKE HIM SNIFF MY HAND AFTER I SCRATCH MY BALLS

[dire igloo]

450 sc left to go

I am a machine that turns farming SC into wanting to kill myself

[hasty sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113889401815175303/1266063907907305523/monster-versus-ezgif.com-resize.gif

oh no

not again

I knew that S5 was the final straw

[dire igloo]

90 sc left

[narrow trout]

odst draws near (i think idk what you're getting)

[plain bough]

I already maxed out odst 2 days ago

[dire igloo]

i have 400 medals

ill max it out in 2 seconds

[narrow trout]

no you dont

medals max out at 250

[dire igloo]

prolly got max den

from just

farming

[narrow trout]

its not enough

[dire igloo]

they should uncap medals

ngl

[narrow trout]

[dire igloo]

I think I found the strongest helldiver

how much sc more you need ill stay and farm with you
oh I have plenty, i have 2170
hes farming SC for the shits and giggles

[narrow trout]

its him

john helldiver

[rancid ibex]

I only have the mech skin lelft for the odst warbond

[plain bough]

I already had enough when birb and iedy needed their sc purse

[rancid ibex]

I got 1k sc in reserve for the next warbond

Also is anyone else getting objectives being bugged? Me and a random squad did side objectives like artillery and spores but the game didn't consider them complete and one side was invisible and we fucking got 2 stars

[plain bough]

@eager cliff helldiver discord just posted the super store stuff for dust devils, post em here

[rancid ibex]

I'm never maxxing out my breaker incendiary

[narrow trout]

that shits been happening to me since forever

[plain bough]

its extremely fucked on bugs unfortunately

[rancid ibex]

Shit it only happen on terminid missions?

[plain bough]

happens occasionally for bots, but rarely

mainly bug side is borked

[rancid ibex]

Bruh

[eager cliff]

ok

[narrow trout]

machete

[eager cliff]

damn that machete is crazy

armor too

[rancid ibex]

Oh hell yeah I love machetes

[eager cliff]

oof drippy

[rancid ibex]

The only big problem: HD2 still doesn't have a fucking dedicated melee slot

I want to replace my weapon bash with a knife slash ffs

[plain bough]

we have enough melee to justify just having melee slots, hell give every helldiver a basic ass knife to start with

[hasty sandal]

3rd headpiece with a hood on

lfg

loving the dune inspired stuff

[plain bough]

we summoning shai hulud to blast him with Liberty

god I hope the giant worm is an actual enemy instead of something tunneling its way through the map

[eager cliff]

Lawrance of Alabia

[mossy tapir]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UhR2vC6w8T0?si=fCPecWoAucQ7McN7

[slim coral]

Any details about their armor perk

Hope they had good booster this time, many booster before are straight up not good

[plain bough]

same as killzone but with extra throwing range, not sure its 50% resistance same tho

[slim coral]

Damn

[narrow trout]

please

[slim coral]

[narrow trout]

i need one

[graceful compass]

yes but as long as i can keep gun bash as an option

the stagger/stun from regular gun bash is goated

[slim coral]

They need to add fisticuff

[narrow trout]

we already got kicking

just let me punch mfs

[slim coral]

Puncing bug and alien is normal

Punching bots deals damage to yourself

[twin nebula]

Is the halo odst warbond a limited time thing?

[narrow trout]

no

[twin nebula]

hell yeah

[loud bison]

it's a warbond

for 1500 sc

[sacred tapir]

And its really not worth it

Aside from the drip

Weapons are either broken (bad way) or underwhelming

[dire igloo]

The ar is op

The smg is rlly gud

Sadly only light pen

I didnt get to use pistol or shotgun yet

[plain bough]

shotgun is solid

[narrow trout]

i dont care how weak they are compared to other guns i am NOT switching away from them

odst for life

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/KuH-aq9Gw0o

[slim coral]

I want the incendiary AK in Dust Devil

[sacred tapir]

Its just adji but no attachments

Its overall worse

No scope, no attachments

Less damage

All it has is like 4 more handling and a higher rof

It needs a little buff, like idk 100 damage?

Just 5 more than the adji

Not a big deal

[narrow trout]

60 round mag

[twin nebula]

Its about sending a message

Drip

[sacred tapir]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

already said that

[eager cliff]

Atrox copemaxxing

the halo guns are good

end of story

literally the only really weak thing is the pistol and armor passive is defo mid at best

but the guns are good , i use them in diff 10 no problem

yeah the liberator is better but i used the liberator i got sick of it

[sacred tapir]

i am being truthful on the suppressors though

they DONT FUCKING WORK

i tried them the knives are still stealth viable, but the pistol and smg arent

i mean sure i wasnt expecting hollywood quiet, but i mean

they can hear them from normal range

like the same as the DCS

[eager cliff]

oh yeah the supression stat is bugged rn or not implemented

i was hoping they would do at least that but tough luck

but i never bothered with stealth in this game myself im here to shoot shit and throw bombs

however for solos it would have been really good

[sacred tapir]

i love stealth, its my thing, but this warbond disappointed me with that

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqcl-gif-25519231

[sacred tapir]

i love this game

they want me to TK xbawks shitters

mission accepted

[sharp gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029441010222248109/1407684599534063717/rT8R62F.webp

Good morning, Vietnam

[rancid ibex]

Nice so I can take another napalm, and with me 120mm and 380mm

[graceful compass]

your additude is shameful

[sharp gorge]

Defense missions against Terminids

[eager cliff]

I auto leave when i get the evacuate high value assets

[sharp gorge]

I solo'd it a couple times

Diff 6 though so not that terrible

[plain bough]

20 minutes of waiting for mediocre rewards

[graceful compass]

I just start emplacement maxxing

HMG grenadier rocket sentry AC sentry

[plain bough]

gas mines and tesla tower maxxing

[graceful compass]

oh yeah for bugs that

mayb not gas mines

[plain bough]

flame sentry on a position above bugs

burn em all

anyway, 3 more days before we can cave dive and die in there

[graceful compass]

i wish flame sentry was better

did they lower the cooldown though?

i remember it being longer

[sharp gorge]

I think they did?

[plain bough]

its around 10 seconds longer than the standard MG turret

so one of the lowest CDs

[graceful compass]

i remembered it being way longer the last time i played

[plain bough]

they did it more recently a few months ago

also made it more fireproof (duh)

[sharp gorge]

Reduced from 150 to 100 seconds

[graceful compass]

nice

yeah that was nicer at least

[sharp gorge]

Oh and they raised the fire resistance from 0% to 95%

[graceful compass]

no more gatling sadge

however

free guard dog

[plain bough]

woof woof

[rancid ibex]

Good news: AH refunded me the Force of Law warbond

Bad news: they are four days late

In other news: I can save up for another warbond

I would've stayed for Force of Law if status effects weren't nerfed

[graceful compass]

it was already a dubious warbond

man this sc farming stuff is pretty fast here on the planet reddit pointed me toward

[plain bough]

what planet

[dire igloo]

the one with the expendable napalm rocket

[plain bough]

that one got 2 rockets in the droppod

[eager cliff]

I should ban you on the spot for not telling the planet right away

[dire igloo]

"FIND OUT IN PART 2"

[graceful compass]

grand errant

farsight sector

bug

far south

diff 1

[eager cliff]

[graceful compass]

exfil/main obj always in center

no water or anythin to take spawns

if solo do a circle

if group land center and split

ive gotten like

600sc in an hourish

only off of 10sc drops

and with no warp pack

[sharp gorge]

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/1OzGgvBZ1Y4

[sacred tapir]

i have a feeling most of the primaries and secondaries will be accurate/plausible

since... theyre just real guns...

for the most part

[red jetty]

Is the uhhh ultimatum a secondary?

Big boom bug terrorist warbond is calling to me

[narrow trout]

yes

[sacred tapir]

yeah thats why i said most

since theres the torcher, dominator, plasma and laser weapons etc.

explosive crossbow and eruptor

those also dont really work

ultimatum and loyalist and the little flamethrower

those all are implausible/ineffective

[sharp gorge]

I see nobody plays Super Helldive Illuminate

[rancid ibex]

Malevelon Creek

[dire igloo]

Imo

Bugs on diff 10 are way harder than bots on diff 10

Any fucking strain of bug or even normal bugs just getting constantly fucking jumped 24/7

You don't have a second to breathe

On bots I just find myself walking thru the map sometimes and the maps empty and Im just chilling

[sharp gorge]

Woe, 15 Predator Hunter patrols be upon you

[graceful compass]

I wish that the bug jumps did not have as much tracking or range

And I wish that predator strain was LESS tanky than normal bugs not more

[rancid ibex]

Another day, another moment extract beacon SUNK into the fucking ground

I wish we had spade stratagems so dig it out

Like a helpful yellow stra

Strat

[graceful compass]

Melee slot with shovel selectable

[narrow trout]

so called free thinker (me) when i see a woman with an obscured face

[dire igloo]

fuck you pal

where are my image perms

[narrow trout]

post boob

[earnest stag]

At least we still get gooner content

[sharp gorge]

We get it, Margaret gooner

[narrow trout]

i do not goon

i MASTURBATE

and if i dont like it

then i DONT

CUM

[sharp gorge]

The regime is always right so

[narrow trout]

i've seen your twitter

more goon than i

[plain bough]

2 more days before we're cave diving

[slim coral]

Slow down champ

[rancid ibex]

I think we need more plasma weapons

Plasma orbital barrage when

[narrow trout]

when you know your fellow diver is a covenent spy but dont know how to prove it

[slim coral]

You know

I would half expect them to add Halo energy sword as how iconic it is

[rancid ibex]

:3

[dire igloo]

they need to fix the fucking throwing knife physics

what is this shit

i got baited

[plain bough]

throwing knives and not being able to pick em up

[plain bough]

Nothing like a good predator bug match to show who has skill issue and waste half the reinforcement budget then rage quit

[sacred tapir]

Predator strain is the only thing in this game that consistently racks up deaths

For me

Bots? I can survive dif 10s no problem on anything

Illuminate? I can do it just not happy about it (theyre boring)

Bugs? Easy, unless theres fuckass stalkers involved

So yeah im that guy who dies 10 times to predator strain, i just dont rage quit

[rancid ibex]

The fucking incendiary status effect bug being either shit at setting bugs on fire or downright not at all is so fucking awful but I just wanna maximize my incendiary breaker

It's like shooting a S&P but with slower bullet travel time

I swear these things aren't doing jack shit

[rancid ibex]

I have a really good meme to share but I CAN NOT

Image perms

Any red names willing to volunteer send my meme through here

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-so-sad-small-violin-spongebob-gif-17423788

[sacred tapir]

ok thats it, i stand by the sentiment that war striders are the worst addition

they have zero weakspots to exploit like hulks, yet theyre just as common

its just a bore to deal with

when you have like 4 of the ragdoll machines and 6 hulks, and like 3 tanks, and a factory strider its kinda lame

they also seem to take like 2-3 full railgun shots to the joint, which is just... stupid

skill issue though, whatever

[red jetty]

just recoilless to the leg

[sacred tapir]

ah yes, just use the retard solution

maybe i dont wanna run the SAME FUCKING THING AS EVERYONE ELSE

think of that

recoiless is fucking lame

ok

[red jetty]

it is lame

but you can only invent AT so many times

big shell hit big target

you can either take the laser flavored one, the stationary one, or fired from orbit one

unless you maybe get like, a magnetic AT grenade launcher

[sacred tapir]

or just buff railgun?

[red jetty]

thoomp, nade magnetizes (or sticks) takes chunk out of enemy

[sacred tapir]

but not too much?

[red jetty]

railgun's upside is that it has a large ammo pool, easy ergonomics, and is usable in literally every scenario

we already have dedicated AT weapons

[sacred tapir]

i just think its retarded to give us an enemy thats not even well balanced

[red jetty]

man predator strain blows

[sacred tapir]

SURE its technically fine

[red jetty]

it's just a bigger nade spewing strider

shoot the leg

[sacred tapir]

but unlike literally any other enemy on bot front, it cant be harmed by medium pen

[red jetty]

adds chaos

[sacred tapir]

no it adds fuckery

medium pen cant damage it, EVEN A FACTORY STRIDER CAN BE KILLED WITH A LIBERATOR PENETRATOR

but not the war strider?

yeah fuck that

its bullshit

[red jetty]

maybe it should have a heatsink on it

but I think these enemies having big glowy weakspots is already a bit cliche

[sacred tapir]

i mean... the game is a cliche

[red jetty]

maybe while it's spewing nades, a big heatsink brick extends above the top so it can cool off

[sacred tapir]

lets be honest

the game is a satirical goofy ass game lol

its a fun game

dont get me wrong

i just believe that war strider needs work

a little once over maybe

or make the eye a weakpoint like hulks

[red jetty]

or a heatsink on the ass

[sacred tapir]

just more durable, just so that unlike the hulk

where you can just... shoot it once

in safe mode

[red jetty]

or...since it doesn't have a weakspot, it shuts down after a big attack to cool off

[sacred tapir]

that you need to use unsafe to one shot the strider

[sacred tapir]

actually a good idea

after the cannon firing shit it should cool down

that or just make the ragdolling less powerful

(half the time it just shoots you off your feet, into an object killing you, or it just shoots you 4 times killing you)

[red jetty]

it would make sense that if it doesn't have an exposed heatsink, it would get too hot to function, so it needs to shut down

makes it vulnerable to strategems and non-sticky grenades

[sacred tapir]

exactly

but the ragdolling is still a big concern

i dont mind the grenade thing

keeps you moving

but the fucking cannons ragdolling you if they hit even fucking CLOSE to you

is just ass

[rancid ibex]

I just want the glowing eyes to be a weakpoint that is susceptible to light pen weapons

[red jetty]

light pen is for shitter clear

can't do everything

I keep finding myself falling back in love with the MMG turret

You get so much mileage, without the ammo wastefulness of the gatling

Much shorter cooldown too

Always end up getting more kills with it than a standard offensive stratagem (unless it's a densely packed cluster bomb)

[sharp gorge]

[rancid ibex]

Smh

This is such a disgrace to managed democracy

The meme would've been silly enough to make Liberty laugh

[sacred tapir]

except that it almost can

except for factory strider, war strider, tanks, and like 2 others

at most

[loud bison]

tesla maxxing in da gloom

[sharp gorge]

I was not familiar with tesla tower's game

Can even trash a charger
Granted, the charger has to forget it can charge and get hit like 5 times

[eager cliff]

tesla tower is good for bugs and voteless

problem is teammates are retarded

you should throw it behind areas you already searched so you dont have a lost soul wander back to pick up his autocanon and get zapped

[sharp gorge]

It's only a danger to myself because solo

[cloud sorrel]

Solo is the best

It’s peak gaming

[eager cliff]

p!ew

[austere lodge]

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[sharp gorge]

Predator Strain be upon ye

[eager cliff]

Hellmire on MO

[sharp gorge]

Everyone playing Hellmire

[eager cliff]

i went on Fori Prime

[potent leaf]

hey look chat, a buncha red names

waow

they spook easily so stay low and don't let 'em know we're here

[cursive glade]

@potent leaf
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[sharp gorge]

Get her ass

[plain bough]

One more day before we're cave diving

[sharp gorge]

Was that on the 2nd?

[rancid ibex]

Gotta be stealthy

[plain bough]

yup gloom world and all the associated thingies tomorrow, dust devils on thursday

[sharp gorge]

Ah, dust devils got me confused

[eager cliff]

nvm apparently the Gloom overwrites the fire torandoes on Hellmire

Heavenmire

[plain bough]

sadge, I wanted all the xbox players to suffer a tornado

[sharp gorge]

Oh that fucking explains it

[rancid ibex]

Ground textures actually didn't fucking load at 2k for once and I got better fps

Who tf put textures for the ground at 2k for low and steamdeck presets bruh

[graceful compass]

gloom is back?

i fucking hate pred strain

but gloom bugs are fun

[rancid ibex]

Because of no image perms I will share a funny moment in Helldivers 2 today

Today me and a random team was defending a lidar array. Someone threw a Tesla Tower, but for some reason it got destroyed but the tesla effect was still there but pretty harmless

I said in chat "guys its le tesla anomaly from stalker xddd" and like, only the 3rd player understood it

[narrow trout]

[graceful compass]

[light nymph]

[eager cliff]

@runic sentinel

[runic sentinel]

look all im saying is

i was top fragging

[plain bough]

I heard that the in cave bridges can break too, so would be extra funny if the airburst launcher works

[graceful compass]

top frag if by frag you mean blowing up your CO

[vernal flicker]

first 5 shots: miss

6-11, desync

etc

[narrow trout]

FOR DEMOCRACY!

[potent leaf]

bringing 4 landminde strats just to feel something in the caves

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[potent leaf]

you with the new harpoon launcher the second I load in

[narrow trout]

do you think it will make ragdolls stick to walls

i hope so

[plain bough]

flamethrower and gas grenades in the tight spaces of the caves, everyone shall suffer

[cloud sorrel]

hey

I'm gonna equip all the flametrowers

every single one

[dire igloo]

Uh oh a gas leak

[sacred tapir]

ok now make the gas flammable

[graceful compass]

i would unironically love it if the gas reacted with the fire

kaboom

[red jetty]

just make the "gas" canonically some sort of fuel

fuel saturated air is gonna suffocate somebody just the same

[sacred tapir]

same

id use it 20% more

at least

[graceful compass]

[sacred tapir]

or add a new form of gas grenade

with a weaker confusion effect

but with flammability

[graceful compass]

i use gas nades plenty tbh, its the fire stuff i havent used a lot lately

[sacred tapir]

make the gas inflammable AND confusing to enemies

still get a kick out of the inflammable passive

[red jetty]

I'd use gas nades if you didn't have to buy the stinker of a battlepass that it comes with

[sacred tapir]

real

absolutely useless aside from those and gas dog

without gas dog and the nades, it would be the worst warbond

[graceful compass]

tbh forgot about gas dog

i think i bought it and never used it

[red jetty]

stim pistol is alright but objectively useless if you aren't playing with others

[sacred tapir]

indeed

you can keep a brood commander alive with it tho

thats kinda neat

you can pop the head then stim it

it wont die until you stop

[red jetty]

helldivers are bugs confirmed???

[sacred tapir]

no, its more like stims really are non addictive healing chemicals

we dont question it

[eager cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiz0qwdoCXU

At 1:01 and 1:03 you can spot @narrow trout and @potent leaf doing their best

[sharp gorge]

Them Graboids have overgrown

[plain bough]

gimme those hive worlds now

[frosty moss]

Updates out rn far as i can tell

[plain bough]

still need to take hellmire before we can access the deeper portions of the gloom

[eager cliff]

wait isnt it on 4th

oh noo the warbond is on 4thh

[graceful compass]

Strangely enough yeah

I’m really interested in the armor passive since I love extra throwing range so much and the limb health on the existing armor is stupid

[eager cliff]

The ship master now cries of happiness if you have Super Destroyer fully upgraded

[sharp gorge]

Wew

[plain bough]

oh right should check out the new dialogue

[graceful compass]

Dude

Another fucking 6gb for this update

Gun head

[eager cliff]

yeah so apparently a lot of bugs already this patch and no its not the terminids im talking about

[plain bough]

as is tradition

[plain bough]

1 hour then

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[rancid ibex]

Well GG another hd2 update

I guess I gotta reinstall the whole game again

[sharp gorge]

[rancid ibex]

I can NOT be bothered updating this

[sharp gorge]

So much for leaving my PC on scheduled shutdown

[rancid ibex]

Wow HD2 is now 141 gb large

People are saying the game is duplicating assets instead of properly referencing them so that's why the game is bloated as hell

[plain bough]

the console version is like 35-40gb big lol

[eager cliff]

not good fps

[rancid ibex]

Yeah it sucks arrowhead is shilling consoles

[rancid ibex]

New hd2 update be like

Eugh I don't have time to reinstall today. Maybe tomorrow

[plain bough]

someone mentioned you automatically get reinforced at the nearest cave entrance, no clue if its true tho

still expecting people to kick if it ain't true

Time to enter the gloom

deeper

ah yes, first mission drop and it immediately crashes lol

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-where-is-omni-man-you-should-be-gif-13736089749320751976

[sharp gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/get-the-samples-helldivers2-gif-908648265910732353

[plain bough]

Nice new OST on the gloomworlds

also the mobile oil rig can explode so you can fail that mission

[potent leaf]

thank you

[plain bough]

the turret has only 100 autocannon rounds on it, but quite strong

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[graceful compass]

the cannon ONLY has 100 rounds

had to delete BAR since every single time this game updates that mod breaks

[plain bough]

its not enough cause of all the bile titans that spawn with bug breaches lol

[graceful compass]

yeah thats a piddly amount of ammo for the normal shenanigans on high diff bugs

enough for 1 and a half bug breaches

sadge

new dispatch i cant post

gloom exfils extended by 50 seconds

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-1000-yard-stare-pfp-discord-typicaljitt-gif-4980154431572290299

[plain bough]

new update, new retarded hosts doing weird things

[graceful compass]

i have noticed that

[eager cliff]

[sharp gorge]

[eager cliff]

yeah the oil rig will need big fucking buffs , some bug breaches will spawn under it while it's drilling , and it dies pretty fast for what it is

aint no way people will enjoy that at higher difficulties

imo they should just replace teh oil rig 2 or 3 times if it dies lmao

[potent leaf]

can allies damage the rig?

[plain bough]

unironically the next pair of hackers are chinese again, and they got the new warbonds weapons

used the Coyote for a bit

its rather a stable gun

[eager cliff]

[sharp gorge]

They took away AK kick, now-

[plain bough]

it has 45rd mags

[sharp gorge]

See you as a screenshot in #🚽сральня🚽

[eager cliff]

The Lion does not concern itself with the opinion of shitter

[plain bough]

the coyote also has a little explosion AOE I think when you hit a target, lights other creatures next to it on fire

[sharp gorge]

I'm gonna be pinged for it

[plain bough]

they dropped the speargun this time

[rancid ibex]

https://fixupx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/1962485770759078287

[plain bough]

played around with their dropped Coyote more, it has quite a bit of horizontal recoil at medium range, about half the recoil of the adjudicator with no attachment

[graceful compass]

When I said it looked explosive people were like nah

So we have an AR

With medium pen

[plain bough]

I think it'll be quite the decent rifle assuming it can sport some basic attachments

[graceful compass]

Explosive

And incendiary

[plain bough]

also don't forget it has 45rd mags lol

[graceful compass]

That’s just absurd man

The liberator concussive died for this

[plain bough]

that gun was a mantle piece before, now its a museum piece

[graceful compass]

Real ones remember when it was the liberator explosive

[plain bough]

give that liberator explosive damage now, no need for concussive

they dropped the expendable napalm launcher too

quite nice

[graceful compass]

I really want the cluster nades and expendable napalm

[plain bough]

2 more days

[graceful compass]

I hope the AT part of the EAT nampalm is good still

[plain bough]

also AH kinda fucked up making mega hives in caves, it still has the bile titan spawner but unless you're sporting large explosives its quite hard closing it

[graceful compass]

The noble free portable hellbomb:

[plain bough]

except on the other missions, no free hellbombs lol

[graceful compass]

C’mon arrow head

wtf

How do you even close that with small arms?

Ultimatum?

RR?

[plain bough]

I know destroying the surrounding bit of the hole ultimately collapse the bug hole

[sharp gorge]

Kill Bile Titan and make fall on the hole

[plain bough]

but thats still alot of damage

[graceful compass]

I thought those things needed like

AT7 to break

[plain bough]

I've had a gatling barrage destroy the entire area and it collapsed before

but this is caves so fuck me

[sharp gorge]

If the Bile Titan doesn't know you're there, one-tapping it can close the hole

[plain bough]

but so far, gloomworld pretty nice

still no hive lord or tunnel terminid modifiers tho

[sharp gorge]

Can't wait to get home and update for an hour

[cloud sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976888456670224445/1412430693501370418/image.png?ex=68b84417&is=68b6f297&hm=552ab2ef4fb0012fcba8a35b64f51eb5aedda5abb4a9d0ec35f438eba8d4ef6b&

CHINNAA!!!!!

YOU GAVE ME THIS CRAPPY SSD!!!

[potent leaf]

iedy I'm withering away

[cloud sorrel]

THAT BOTTENECKS MY DOWNLOAD!!!

[potent leaf]

you can't do this to me

[cloud sorrel]

CHINA!!!!!

I WASTED 100£ ON IT

[plain bough]

oh yeah did I mention there's stalker nests in the caves as well lol

[potent leaf]

Iedy said he'd be out for a bit and then come back and we could play

it was 2 hours ago

it's nearly midnight

i'm dying