🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[sacred tapir]

and extra armor

thats all i ask

like extra padding mixed with acclimated

[plain bough]

25% resist and 25 armor rating

[sharp kindle]

that would be neat

given the really interesting skills the cowboy shit pack brought

[plain bough]

isn't ceramite also energy resistant as well?

[sharp kindle]

it might be more interesting in the future

[sacred tapir]

yes

im a 40k armor nerd

and ceramite AND armaplas is

[sharp kindle]

yes its like having tank plating on a soldier

which is funny

[sacred tapir]

both of which are used in carapace armor

[sharp kindle]

as guards get shreded left and right with this armor

[sacred tapir]

like the stuff these kasrkins got

[sacred tapir]

thats low grade shitter ceramite tho

thats mostly ceramic

the titanium part is what gives it rigidity like the marine armor

[sharp kindle]

its still more than enough to defeat modern weaponry
its just the sizes of enemy weaponry in 40k that nullify its existence

[sacred tapir]

yeah

[sharp kindle]

against other lasguns ? yeah it takes the hits really well
bolters ? lmao

[sacred tapir]

when you got orks shooting rounds the size of my forearm

its hard to stop it

bolters are literally tank shells

just a little smaller ofc

they are 9mm tho iirc

so its pretty funny

[sharp kindle]

.998 cal

[sacred tapir]

ah

25mm for marine guns

but i meant standard

like the human

ones

they are 9mm

[sharp kindle]

its beyond funny

human bolters are .75 cal instead

[sacred tapir]

hmm

[sharp kindle]

the downsized versions

[plain bough]

Still don't wanna get hit by that exploding bad boy

[sacred tapir]

how the fuck are people firing them

[sharp kindle]

there are normal guns

[sacred tapir]

19mm???

the recoil on the lad

XD

[sharp kindle]

that do fire normal bullets

[sharp kindle]

well thats the thing
without training even the smaller ones can tear out your elbow

[plain bough]

I'm sure the recoil is manageable due to bolter rounds being rockets on their own and the absolute block of a bolter you're using

[sharp kindle]

also bolters arent really shooting normal bullets

[sacred tapir]

thats why i swear they had a 9mm variant

[sharp kindle]

so they have less recoil than normal

[sacred tapir]

but i guess not

[plain bough]

either way we gotta wait till an actual WH40k crossover happen

[sharp kindle]

given bolter shells are more like a small rockets
the recoil isnt as massive as you would expect

[sacred tapir]

i know

but theres no where for the gasses to go

but back

and the ejection port

i guess

[sharp kindle]

yeah it does have recoil

but not as much as a normal bullet that size would have

[sacred tapir]

and it does use a conventional charge to start with

it then switches mid-air

to fuel

its like if the gyrojet didnt suck ass

[sharp kindle]

[sacred tapir]

[latent zodiac]

yeah not a lot of people realize that the .75 bolt caliber is the HUMAN sizsed version of it for human sized bolt weapons
.998 godwyn is the astartes version that their weapons fire

also, another thing people dont realize, is that the bolter and gyrorocket aren't really comparable, because the bolt weapon isn't just "rocket propelled bullets", because if they were, there wouldn't be a shell casing ejection, which there is

they actually work in a 2 stage manner
the first stage acts like a normal bullet, propellant in a casing explodes and gases push the projectile out at a high speed, like a normal bullet

[latent zodiac]

fuck someone already said all this

whatever, point still stands, stop bringing up the gyrorocket, it sucks ass and is dumb

[sacred tapir]

when?

and also gyrojet is sick, fuck you

its not good

its cool as fuck

[latent zodiac]

you did #🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

also

nah FUCK the gyrojet

[plain bough]

I like my Dominator

I just want to customize it to fire explosive rounds

[latent zodiac]

i think they need to add shrapnel to all explosions

so you can't survive a 500kg but just going prone 15 meters away

[sacred tapir]

i misunderstood

[sacred tapir]

also stop

its cool

thats fact

[latent zodiac]

nah its not
no cool explosive round
it was JUST a pistol with an optional carbine stock
the round was slow as balls until a few meters out the barrel
and people comparing it to the bolter is the most annoying shit when the bolter doesn't work like that

also pretty sure it wasn't at all accurate

also a really costly round
and the gun was unreliable

if we tried again today we might be able to do better

but not on a pistol/rifle caliber scale

[sacred tapir]

it was accurate enough

unreliable yes

costly yes

cool? yes

[latent zodiac]

false and wrong

[sacred tapir]

doesnt need explosives to be cool

[latent zodiac]

OBJECTIVELY FALSE AND WRONG

[sacred tapir]

you fucking imbecile

ok so literally everything that isnt explosive isnt cool

[latent zodiac]

homosexual "explosions aren't needed 4 cool"

[sacred tapir]

got it, thanks

so wait, you arent cool for that either

[latent zodiac]

everything that isn't explosive is immediately, when compared to something that IS explosive, not cool in comparison

[latent zodiac]

a 3 and a half million dollar missile is cooler then me

[sacred tapir]

so APCR is boring because HEAT is a thing?

yeah im gonna ignore your stupid ass

[latent zodiac]

no, heat is boring because APHE is a thing

[sacred tapir]

ok so APFSDS is boring too

[latent zodiac]

yup

[sacred tapir]

because its not explosive

ok got it, so youre mentally disabled

[latent zodiac]

when compared to a 150MM Hesh round, yeah

[sacred tapir]

gotta be nice with you now that i realize it

cant bully disabled people

[latent zodiac]

glazing a plinky piece of ass pistol simply because of "muh rocket propelled" is crazy

the engineers weren't using enough drugs with that one

[sacred tapir]

the science is the cool part, not the pistol

the pistol is interesting in its own right

but you dont get it, your simple little mind doesnt think about the science

[latent zodiac]

the science is literally just "replace propellant with angled fuel boosters"

[sacred tapir]

yeah, but that is dumbed down to your level ofc

there was a lot more to the process itself

and it was a prototype, im guessing they were going to improve on it, but they never got support

because they said it didnt show promise, i think otherwise

i feel like it could have been effective if they let him cook

[latent zodiac]

bitch there is no way your ass knows a fuck about shit mr "science man", issac newton sounding ass
and yeah, it didn't show promise because they tried it on a commercially available fucking PISTOL and pistol carbine, if they scaled it up, and took some coke like a REAL MAN does it when engineering weapons of war, they may have made some cool shit

[sacred tapir]

yeah, and i love science

its one of my favorite subjects

history is my true favorite

but yes, they should have done meth or something

spiced it up

but they didnt

[latent zodiac]

how your ass must feel typing that

[sacred tapir]

so we got a mediocre pistol

[latent zodiac]

again, im not saying the IDEA of rocket propelled bullets and ammunition is bad or boring
just that the PISTOL and shit is bad and boring

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[latent zodiac]

history is fr goated subject though, always a chill ass teacher 90% of the time

[sacred tapir]

ok you changed your original opinion but yeah

[sacred tapir]

yeah i got an older guy

he was like 58+

but he had an old SMLE

from his dad i think

an original lee enfield mark 4

[latent zodiac]

wrong, my point was the pistol idea was bad, and the GYROJET was bad and stupid, and to stop bringing it up to compare it to the bolter
the explosive shit being cooler is a completely separate idea and point

[sacred tapir]

he never brought it, because it was a school, but he brought pictures

[sacred tapir]

you said gyrorocket, which was the name of the ammunition

so it seemed you meant the idea

[latent zodiac]

small slip up, meant the pistol and existing gun itself

[sacred tapir]

ok

anyways, lee enfield tho

cool shit

[latent zodiac]

neat gun, but i prefer the krag thingamabob

[sacred tapir]

krag jorgenson?

[latent zodiac]

yurp

[sacred tapir]

its neat

got that cool side mag

[latent zodiac]

or the rolling block creedmore/falling block sharps rifles

[sacred tapir]

theyre ok i guess

i like muzzle loaders

and NO not the fucking flintlocks

shitty ass powder trays

caplocks are what i mean

modern ones

[latent zodiac]

oh yeah, those are neat as well

[plucky lion]

10/10 kakarots will never understand this pic

[plucky lion]

history teachers are too painfully aware of how dumb humanity is so they gotta chill or lose their minds

[hasty sandal]

I'm glad the community is very constructive and kind to each other, you don't see this level of good communication elsewhere

[eager cliff]

it's on Arrowhead to fix this , to be fair , it makes no sense really

Like if the main army of bots is attacking MO planet, why are the other planets the randoms play as hard to conquer

Like fucking make it so , ok , the main forces are attacking X planet so at least Y planet is easier to defend / capture , then those 12k fucks on a radnom planet will join the defence of the MO planet eventually

instead we have the same % on both planets, so everyone fights an uphill battle and we all lose

[hasty sandal]

I guess so

the % resistances are a bit arbitrary

yeah sometimes they fall if we push hard enough on a planet but it never helps

we fr need daddy Brasch to come in and tell us what to do

[plain bough]

They should make it that MO specific planets have better rewards and that planets with invasion forces should give us passive liberation rates considering they're sending their force to conquer one of ours

[bleak patrol]

That's a nice drop

[sacred tapir]

Wise words from that diver

“HEUGH” - Pyrson’s helldiver

[plucky lion]

i woulda stuck the hulk before running, but yeah

[hasty sandal]

oh so they do wanna go back to the creek

[plain bough]

old assets, maybe they'll get another upgrade

[sacred tapir]

ok so i can join in for round 2?

i missed round 1

[bleak patrol]

Round 1 wasn't really that interesting

[sacred tapir]

nah people blew it out of proportion

the big thing was when half the shit we had back then "didnt work" but i feel like thats half true

i know autocannon worked, and EAT did, i remember them saying RR didnt (i call bullshit)

and the GPMG and stalwart were understandably shitty back then on bots

i mean stalwart is basically just an sta rifle on meth for bots

same thing just more ammo

and more rpms on high setting

[bleak patrol]

The equipment we had back then wasn't really bad (except for the armor - it actually didn't work)
We just weren't as experienced, because the game just launched

I did drop onto Creek with my friend a couple of times tho, and it was just... like any other planet, really

I even remember exactly what kind of stuff I used back then
It was either a LibPen + Peacemaker + AC or Knight + Senator + Railgun + Ballistic Shield

Since armor was bugged, I was running Light, and it was the only time in the history of this game when I was using light armor

As soon as armor was fixed I started wearing Heavy

[sacred tapir]

i wear heavy lots

i honestly main the salamander

fire res for fire bots, fire res for my dumb ass brain (i light myself on fire)

i dont use flames ON bots, i use it on bugs

i find the range being too limited for fire

[bleak patrol]

I only use heavy for bots, everything else is medium

[sacred tapir]

oh fr?

yeah i sometimes use medium on bots, mostly heavy now

i use light or heavy on bugs

no inbetween

and illuminate? fuck illuminate

but if i have to

its light or medium

[bleak patrol]

I operato on the idea that I will get hit sooner or later. I'm not going to sacrifice my protection for walking 1kph faster. I use heavy on bots because mobility is not needed there - bots are slow and are mostly ranged. You can outrun everything while wearing heavy armor. The ability to take one or two extra shots is much more important there. Now, being a bit faster is useful on bugs and squids. Bugs are mostly melee, and squids are a mix. But it's not so important that I will literally take a penalty to received damage to jog just a bit faster. Medium is enough - it offers a good balance between speed and defense, which is just good enough.
tl;dr - I don't subscribe to the "speed is everything" ideology that the HD2 community has

[sacred tapir]

operato 🤌

operato italiano

i subscribe to it on bugs

no need for medium since they cant catch you in light armor

its basically the redline jacket in helldivers 2

[bleak patrol]

They also can't catch you in medium

[sacred tapir]

Limited stamina: allow me to introduce myself

[bleak patrol]

It doesn't matter

[sacred tapir]

at least in light armor that shit is back in an instant

i find speed nice on bugs

[bleak patrol]

I don't

[sacred tapir]

because i want to get across the map fast

[bleak patrol]

I have a car for that

[sacred tapir]

on bots i want protection

[sacred tapir]

i cant drive

[bleak patrol]

Skill issue

[sacred tapir]

and no one else in this game can

because theyre all dumb as fuck

[bleak patrol]

I can, Makfar can

It's easy

[sacred tapir]

yeah i mean no randoms

me? i cant, it handles like a bathtub to me

maybe you can say "its easy"

but i cant

and i dont have the patience to learn

and to back up the whole "theyre dumb" thing, someone walked IN FRONT of me, while i was shooting my eruptor, and then said I WAS TO BLAME

like bitch not my fault youre fucking blind and situationally stunted

[bleak patrol]

To be honest I have thousands of hours in racing games and a real life drivers license

[sacred tapir]

i dont have the former, but i do have the latter

too bad the latter doesnt exactly translate into gaming

it can, but not here

[bleak patrol]

It kinda does

It helps with expecting how the car will act

[sacred tapir]

this game has physics that are more floaty than real life, so i just cant

im glad it helps you

but it doesnt help me at all

[plucky lion]

driving in this game is pretty wonk

its clearly a pretty detailed simulation, it just feels weird lol

[eager cliff]

it's halo 1 warthog

[hasty sandal]

heavy armour users’ mobility scooter

[light nymph]

if only... Atleast you could properly control that thing

[bleak patrol]

Before the car, we had the jetpack to clown on the light armor users as long as they also didn't use one

A true heavy armor main could race the FRV in a F1 race and win (don't ask me how these two are related)

[plain bough]

Wake up honey, time to kill some bugs again

[sacred tapir]

is there anything interesting? like predator strain or anything?

because they are really bland without them

because base bugs is too damned easy

its easy enough that i can take the most boofed loadout and make it work

[plain bough]

So far, just regular bugs and regular kill MO

[sacred tapir]

ugh gross count me out

(this is why we fail MOs right here ^)

[hasty sandal]

predator strain will most likely show up

dont see why they wouldnt considering both planets touch the gloom

[fiery tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316301913119260690/1353805721002840215/41E4141.MP4?ex=67e2fd54&is=67e1abd4&hm=6a08647a593105144751c489bcc2d2b71ba3bde8d8ccc59472ed77585896abd0&

[plain bough]

It was a canon event

[sacred tapir]

boof ass jump pack usage

[plucky lion]

how 2 jump pack without grinding face on ground tho?

[plain bough]

When you get towards the end, hold S and slow your speed

you falling over is a result of too much speed left at the end of your jetpack journey

[plucky lion]

i found that stopping all inputs helped a bit, but i guess i never tried backpedaling

[plain bough]

Just realized you can use the autocannon and shoot the branches of trees on jungle planets to clear the area for Eagle strikes

don't even need to hit the branches, just shoot in their general direction and you can clear it pretty nicely

[hasty sandal]

cant make this shit up

[plain bough]

Ustotu, a long time ago and now it's coming back

[bleak patrol]

[hasty sandal]

by how much do we think the energy siphon will reduce dark energy build up?

[bleak patrol]

The plan will backfire and instead it will speed up the wormhole so much that it will completely clip through SE, doing nothing to it, but it will consume Creek instead

[eager cliff]

good

[bleak patrol]

Deadeye review
It's ok. I don't see myself replacing CS with it anytime soon tho. Counter Sniper is still more useful overall, has more ammo and in terms of numbers it beats Deadeye at everything except durable damage.
I include the numbers just in case anyone wonders. Constitution and AMR are put in there as reference.
Yes, I know nobody asked

I've made a typo in "Constitution" once

[sacred tapir]

i NEED that rifle

it looks so satisfying and sounds nice

[bleak patrol]

It's not really that good

[sacred tapir]

i didnt say it was

i just think its cool

[bleak patrol]

Oh it is

[sacred tapir]

better than constitution

low bar

but still

[bleak patrol]

Debatable

[sacred tapir]

aside from the bayonet, its worse

[bleak patrol]

Constitution would be pretty good if it had a scope

[sacred tapir]

it would be nice

but its basically just WWI rifle

as a design choice

its the most krieger ass weapon aside from the shovel

so its beloved by me

[hasty sandal]

new non-warbond stratagem

[plain bough]

Doesn't the grenade launcher suffer from a bug that reduces the grenade range lol

[hasty sandal]

it was fixed iirc

[plain bough]

Guess later I'll try it out then

[unique herald]

lets go I can finally shoot further than 2 fucken feet

[sacred tapir]

thank fuck

im sick of paying for all these strategems, im ass at farming credits

[plain bough]

Not bad the GL battlement

Though wasn't there a MG version as well? Probably should drop it side by side

[sacred tapir]

I can already feel the comissarkai video coming on

This is some teamwork shit for sure

[stoic pier]

brothers we halted the wormhole !! 💪

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-2-gif-1471368634578542573

[plain bough]

For Super Earth

[plucky lion]

the lever action is pretty nice for blowng the heads off squids

also not too bad against the harvesters

[plucky lion]

holy shit tho they really did something that reduces performance. first time i'm getting lag after this update

[eager cliff]

@median trellis @plucky lion @plain bough @spring quarry @sacred tapir

https://tenor.com/view/parasite-locked-in-meme-gif-5786214611765540040

[plain bough]

Back to the creek we go

Time to bring out the Bot Slayer cape

[spring quarry]

[hasty sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113889401815175303/1336453477424955473/holdonletmeprocess.gif

yeah we've already lost the MO

bots attacking 2 or more planets at once? we lost

we wont even have eagle storm for it either

[dire igloo]

Thank god

Fuck super earth they aint paying me enough for this shit

[bleak patrol]

We only need to hold the Creek, everything else is optional

[bleak patrol]

🚪

You don't have to talk here if you dislike the game

[dire igloo]

I require more weaponz more stratagems

[hasty sandal]

ik

?

ohhh icic

I just feel we'll struggle to handle invasions when we split up

might cut it too close

[bleak patrol]

I guaran-fucking-tee you, the moment they appear on Creek, every Creeker will wake up from cryogenic sleep

[hasty sandal]

I hope so

rise ye tarnished

[bleak patrol]

Also, flame bots on Creek, they really want it to be space nam

[hasty sandal]

they better give us the cape aswell

in other news we should be able to gambit ingmar

but only by 30~ minutes

[plain bough]

If only those helldivers get off Vandalon and go to Ingmar

[hasty sandal]

they're on vandalon cuz fire bots are there

[bleak patrol]

Vandalon is also cool

I can't wait for the work of all those Dolph divers to go to waste once Popli is lost

[hasty sandal]

died 2024, born 2025
welcome back Martale siege liberation

[plucky lion]

oh boy here i go dying again!

[sacred tapir]

Glorious news! Off to war i go

[plucky lion]

goes to fight at creek and it isnt even under attack yet

[sacred tapir]

i know

cring

i think it should be under attack

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

me asf ^

[hasty sandal]

ain’t no fucking way they defended ALL 3 invasion

I mean 2

but they stopped Mantes from being in danger

actually huge L for the automatons

[plain bough]

We need moar new strategems

[eager cliff]

pay for warbonds lul

[bleak patrol]

Dolph is gonna get liberated

They will do anything to not do defense missions

[plain bough]

Say no to defense, say yes to offense

We also have 5 days left so might as well keep as much ground as possible

[latent zodiac]

first time playing in a while

late join to a blitz

help out, blow shit up, mad barrage usage

on extract the blue guy who was there before me gets kicked

nother blue guy joins, gets kicked as well

im asking in chat what the deal is, no response

mission ends, one of the guys gets stuck inside the pelican, but doesn't count as extracting

and right as the scoreboard comes up, i get kicked

must've been the host kicking, because i never got a notif for a vote kick

[plain bough]

Thats undemocratic of that host

[hasty sandal]

marfark is at 1.00%

[plain bough]

Wish enemies didn't have a static 24hr timer to conquering any planet, cmon where the SEAF troopers at to cockblock em longer

[hasty sandal]

also something tells me marfark is where the incineration corps' factories are

idk tho

[dire igloo]

Need me a launcher that deploys nets

Or one that explodes into a bunch of small mines

Please arrowhead

[plain bough]

Would be ironic where a cold ass planet is where all the fire automatons are built

[hasty sandal]

[plain bough]

Wasp but fires cluster munitions instead

[bleak patrol]

My only issue with defense campaigns is that there's no Blitz on them

It's either Eradication, which sucks ass, or Bloons TD, which is fun, but it takes a moment

Blitz I can drop in, do it in 3 minutes, and go out

[hasty sandal]

edradicate mission slander 💔

why does everyone hate them

I like the chaos

[bleak patrol]

I only like Erads when I find a cheese spot

Because that allows me to sit back, sip beer and let my mortars do the work for me

If I can't find or reach one, they are ass

There are also those rare Erads where the game decides not to spawn all the enemies at once but in actual waves with short cooldown periods in between

[plucky lion]

when eradication missions go sideways they are ass because i end up skirting the mission boundary and blindly throwing strategems in the middle

[bleak patrol]

A single eradication mission will wear me down mentally more than a whole operation

I will just get too fucking tired to play more after ~10 minutes of this bullshit

I'm also saying this from a solo player perspective, where I have to tackle the entire mission alone

[sacred tapir]

throw frogs at his window

[eager cliff]

So they broke autocanon, apparently you cant shoot it after the first reload

And Spear targeting got fucked as well

[dire igloo]

Cool

My favorite weapon doesn't fucking work and another one thats in my top 8 fucked as well

I truly wonder how long this will take them to fix knowing they didn't fix the bug where small poi were never tagged off the map (idk if this bug is still in game, hopefully not)

[graceful compass]

Remove it from the gene pool

Thank god I have mods to fix problems I didn’t really have to begin with

This dude genuinely believes that shitty hud elements are a conscious balance decision

[balmy spire]

GAMMA moment

[latent zodiac]

your first issue was going on reddit to begin with

and yeah, the triangle reticle for some weapons only gets in the way

[graceful compass]

Buddy I live for arguing with brick brains on Reddit

[latent zodiac]

its why i dont use laser weapons or the senator much

[graceful compass]

The noble modded reticle:

[bleak patrol]

I don't use laser weapons because I only believe in kinetic energy

[eager cliff]

Bro is a Tarkov player , Hd reddit has nothing on Tarkov reddit

[graceful compass]

I’m in reddits for games I literally have played for 20 minutes and hated (ff14)

It’s too entertaining

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/_28Aheg0xdQ

[sacred tapir]

you know what, i want the circle to be made into a dot for the railgun

i mean the circle that shows where the bore is aiming

not the reticle in 3rd person

because if my railgun cant have a scope (its a precision weapon, where scope) i should at least get a better indicator of where the bore is aiming

because i can never properly tell exactly where in that circle its gonna go

its got a small deviation every shot, because its just not precise

[graceful compass]

do you people forget you are on pc sometimes

[sacred tapir]

i have mods sir

the issue is some of them are broken with the march update

[graceful compass]

yeah all the porn mods you gooner

[sacred tapir]

no, the senator iron sights mod

just fixed recently

but it was broken

loved that one, got it back

i got a railgun red dot sight mod, its just not enough tho

[graceful compass]

man vanilla senator is the ugliest shit eve

lopsided sights

laser reticle for some fucking reason

idk make your own mod that fixes the railgun theres like two people using that thing still

[plain bough]

Railgun should get a digital scope no lie

I wanna snipe some shit with it

[dire igloo]

Need a railgun v2 or a railcannon and it just pierces all enemies in a straight line

Has maximum armor pen but low ammo

And if you overcharge it and it explodes on you it just leaves a medium size crator in the ground

I'd use it

[sacred tapir]

nah its not something my dumb ass would do

[sacred tapir]

i want a shoulder mounted railcannon

like the quasar

but more damage

more precise

but ammo

and it would have no splash damage

so its only good on big targets

[hasty sandal]

is the quasar not precise enough

tssk

ungrateful

[sacred tapir]

fuck the caseoh

its booorriiingg

[hasty sandal]

also feels like you just want a reskinned recoilless

[sacred tapir]

and now its even more boring

sir.

im trying to get us a new strategem

and besides you can carry more metal spikes than RR shells

imo

rather than like 6, you get 12

or something

but like i said

you lose any splash

and you get more pen and damage

but i think it should also come with a cooldown like caseoh

there you go

[hasty sandal]

so the spear

[sacred tapir]

caseoh/RR mix

[sacred tapir]

dude

no one uses that shit can

[hasty sandal]

but its closest to what u want

[sacred tapir]

it hits either like a brick, or like a wet towel

its too inconsistent

[hasty sandal]

gotta disagree

[sacred tapir]

and its sucks ass

[hasty sandal]

it always hits hard

[sacred tapir]

cant just shoot a fucking devastator in the nose for jokes

and like he suggested, it should go through enemies

[hasty sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113889401815175303/1336453477424955473/holdonletmeprocess.gif

[sacred tapir]

at least 2 devastators

[hasty sandal]

lazar canon

[sacred tapir]

because its situational at best

[hasty sandal]

but

stronger

[sacred tapir]

laser cannon but good

yes

laser cannon sucks dick

and you cant convince me otherwise

[hasty sandal]

yeah no

no and no

[sacred tapir]

caseoh is good

but laser cannon isnt

[hasty sandal]

you're just asking for a really OP support weapon

also lazar cannon slander 💔

[sacred tapir]

its just an RR that pierces enemies and doesnt do splash damage XD

thats not OP

and it has a cooldown like i said

[hasty sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113889401815175303/1336453477424955473/holdonletmeprocess.gif

gimme a minute

[sacred tapir]

recycled

[hasty sandal]

i gotta process this shit again

[sacred tapir]

your processing speed is literally intel pentium

should take you 1 second

[graceful compass]

because you are a goober

[hasty sandal]

THEY MOVED

💔

[sacred tapir]

comically large big iron

not 100% sure why its so large, but love it

big iron indeed

[bleak patrol]

Oh, I know I'm on PC
I just don't want to mod my Helldivers

I personally see no reason to do so

[graceful compass]

then it wasnt directed toward you

[bleak patrol]

Fair enough

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/SwfeihYDY18?si=9rlGDsbV280aNHVi

[hasty sandal]

happy Malevalon Creek rememberance day

[sacred tapir]

what a coward, surrendered his wife instantly

zero backbone

this is the state of liberty's finest? pathetic

[plain bough]

2 subfactions on a single planet? Interesting

[mellow nymph]

game died

[graceful compass]

Dss stoping progress

Battle of Ypres

[bleak patrol]

I always had faith in the botdivers but what they are doing is insane and I'm beyond impressed

[plain bough]

All the unusual displays of strategy is mostly on the botfront

[eager cliff]

Open Helldivers
Game Closes

[plain bough]

If only Tarkov will do that so you won't rot your brain on 50 paragraphs of scav behavior in offtopic

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-go-fuck-go-fuckyourself-nikita-buyanov-tarkovtv-damirka-tarkov-gif-411744203865230110

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-search-your-feelings-you-know-it-to-be-true-star-wars-gif-16574787

[bleak patrol]

We are just built different

[errant osprey]

WE WON

[celest vigil]

If you haven't fixed this yet, verify file integrity.

[eager cliff]

Yep it wa 1 file missing

[graceful compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1357710879826641098/image0.jpg?ex=67f1324a&is=67efe0ca&hm=8396478bdb69fd70a85e7f92d2619ef51beed29a91ab03e991b9826590c8167e&

[heavy sinew]

Giving bugs the vietnam™️ experience

[eager cliff]

fix a thing break 7 i wonder where i saw that

[sacred tapir]

When it broke the mods i was devastated, all my weapon retextures were ruined, i cant funtion without senator iron sights

90% of my old visual mods were updated, the rest ive decided i dont need

[dusty zealot]

um

game crashed 2 seconds later

[pale hollow]

I wonder why

[hasty sandal]

this some shit joel would do

[plain bough]

Migration of impalers

[loud bison]

napalm, to my coordinates

[sacred tapir]

go kick a mine cadet

[eager cliff]

[dire igloo]

@vague marsh what the fuck vro

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[vague marsh]

that aint me

[dire igloo]

Its you

[vague marsh]

wrong

[dire igloo]

Nuh uh

[vague marsh]

yuh uh

[dire igloo]

Nuh uh

[vague marsh]

[eager cliff]

We lost another planet to the black hole

Oh no...

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

[sacred tapir]

oh well thats crazy... anyways imma go play bots

[dire igloo]

Chewbacca death scream.mp3

[hasty sandal]

apparently things happening tomorrow

take with grain of salt, remember nothing ever happens (usually)

heard this through the grape vine

[plain bough]

New MO that's gonna upgrade the DSS

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[plain bough]

Bets on whether or not we get a major update tomorrow?

[hasty sandal]

I hope so cuz it'd cock block a buff to mech users

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/u2HS7tzaM0k?si=2534r34G66ZyaK8S

[loud bison]

ope
guess we're getting the mech buff

[loud bison]

real

[jaunty otter]

Did AA change at some point? My game looked considerable worse after one of the (semi)recent updates.

[plain bough]

they borked it up in a previous update before, still not fixed

All you can do is turn sharpness real low

[hasty sandal]

common TAA L

just disable it and put up with the jaggies

[graceful compass]

Yeah I turned it the hell off

[plain bough]

We got the exosuit support bay and now we got a second expedition into the gloom

[plain bough]

The one I hate most, is bile titan holes

[balmy spire]

Super earth has fallen, billions must make psn account

[sacred tapir]

yeah the bug holes are never an issue, ive had more issues with the fucking fabricators and impacts

i use impact grenades usually, and then i try to use it on a fab, and it just DOESNT DIE

because it misses the hitbox

[hasty sandal]

again?

[graceful compass]

https://tenor.com/view/marco-rossi-metal-slug-gif-7040476282937230566

HEAVY MACHINE GUN

[sacred tapir]

ah yes, dont give us new strategems or support weapons, instead, heres access to something 99% of the player base already has

[graceful compass]

its just a temporary extra strategem for funsies party pooper

[sacred tapir]

ok but like, who even uses it

i use it rarely

but not enough to make it worth using even if its free

[graceful compass]

its a lot better than i remember it being

[sacred tapir]

yeah, its good

but like on bots

railgun is better

granted thats if you can aim

[graceful compass]

well this is free and the railgun isnt

and its still two totally different weapons

[sacred tapir]

but this thing is far harder to use in a pinch without viper commandos

[hasty sandal]

[sacred tapir]

hulk running you down? railgun solves that

hmg barely does

unless you crouch or something

[hasty sandal]

this guy.....

[sacred tapir]

yeah im a guy

good observation

[graceful compass]

bro cant control hmg recoil

[hasty sandal]

whining that they're giving you a free stratagem

[sacred tapir]

no its not the recoil

[hasty sandal]

smh

so ungrateful

[sacred tapir]

its the 2 business days it takes to wheel it around

[sacred tapir]

yeah

[graceful compass]

literally lmao

[sacred tapir]

because i want new shit

not the same shit but free

[graceful compass]

gotta be a tarkov player

[sacred tapir]

ew no, im not playing that dumpster fire of a game

[hasty sandal]

you'll get it soon just be patient

[graceful compass]

so you are here instead

[sacred tapir]

yeah sure

i love this game, but damn do they never release new shit

or they do

and then its like 2 new things

[hasty sandal]

once again helldivers community being spoilt

[sacred tapir]

ok the newest warbond is heat

[sacred tapir]

sir. when was the last time we got a new strategem?

not a support strategem, an offensive one

[graceful compass]

live service games have done irreparable damage topeoples expectations of content releases

[sacred tapir]

well i mean this is a live service game

[hasty sandal]

beggars cant be choosers

[sacred tapir]

and i guess other live service games have bigger teams

but still, its been ages, eagles are getting stale, orbitals too

[graceful compass]

[hasty sandal]

sounds like you're burnt out on helldivers

and need a new game to play

idk tho

[sacred tapir]

it seems im a master of ragebait too

[graceful compass]

this game clears so many other live service in terms of fresh thing

[sacred tapir]

i got a new game to play, ive been off hd2 for a good bit

mostly because mods keep getting broken XD

i need my senator iron sights

i need that clean railgun reticle

i also like but dont need my recoiless rifle range reticles

[graceful compass]

mans actually complaining about a game he hasnt been playing recently

[sacred tapir]

yeah, i got the new warbond, loved the gun, saw no new strats and left XD

[graceful compass]

its like complaining that your daily order is to kill bugs during a bot MO

[hasty sandal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114209874767781938/1283914169149820951/caption.gif

bluff or being obnoxious, call it

[sacred tapir]

boffum

[graceful compass]

10/10 ragebait if anyone other than me interacted with it

[sacred tapir]

yeah i was hoping for pyrson

[graceful compass]

the hmg is already gone

lmao

[plain bough]

average 1 day pump chump strategems

[balmy spire]

Mate it IS a live service game, arrowhead has over a 100 employees and made literally hundreds of millions from this game dude

[graceful compass]

when did i say it wasnt a live service game moron

[balmy spire]

Well first, please don't call me a moron that's very rude and unnecessary, and second, by ragging on live service the way you did implied this wasn't a live service

[graceful compass]

i was not directly ragging on live service. i was just claiming that live service and its vast scale in modern games have created an unrealistic expectation for how much content should be added to game and how quickly

[balmy spire]

But as I was saying, unless they did something to irreparably damage the code before launch to get it out, I have no idea why every update is 1 step forward 2 steps back, every time they fix something they break something else, and the game has been getting laggier in performance since release. The only things they put out consistently is the new warbonds but even those have been declining in content. And in terms of game design they feel out of touch with the community, it's better now but for the longest time it felt every decision they made we had to toil with them for it to not suck.

[balmy spire]

That's fair, but ignoring arrowheads vast assets, content isn't even the main issue, for mean it's the game getting more and more broken while arrowhead has conniptions like every week in some way with the community

[graceful compass]

its the unfortunate fate of modern game development

its not unique to hd2 in any way

[balmy spire]

You're right but we've already put hd2 on a pedestal long ago of a game that shone past it's AAA competition, so to see it make the same faults other have is frustrating

[graceful compass]

it literally always has

[balmy spire]

You're right but they could be excused as the game was still new, a rocky launch was to be expected but it feel just as if not more buggy than it started

[graceful compass]

again, none of this is unique to hd2

the only pedestal it was on was that it was still at its core a great and enjoyable coop game

[plain bough]

Watch out helldivers, the goondiver is back

[graceful compass]

goondy

[sacred tapir]

oh my god iedy

whyyyy

[bleak patrol]

[hasty sandal]

once again the menkent line has fallen

[loud bison]

many such cases

[hasty sandal]

gg they attacked 3 planets at the same time its already over

9?

[sonic kestrel]

This is probably the best armor I like

[graceful compass]

Ooo that helmet looks way better than I would have expected it to with that armor

I got the tan armor and just love it

[dire igloo]

hell yea

[hasty sandal]

they invaded ackarnar suckondis......

[plain bough]

deez nuts

[graceful compass]

the ship ai pronounced it so weird

ahhhenar

[eager cliff]

Preparing FTL to

The Cockmore System

[graceful compass]

another alert

[plain bough]

Terminid jockey

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-boo-thumbs-down-patrick-star-disklike-gif-15151373

[sacred tapir]

im gonna hurl a prairie dog at you buddy

[loud bison]

i don't how to explain but this is funny to me

[graceful compass]

lmao

[plain bough]

arrowhead gave up, just tell helldivers they should do gambits

[graceful compass]

i think its really just fucked either way

better indication of gambits on the map would help

or a good tutorial

[pale hollow]

Helldiver Kindergarten, now teaching gambits

[hasty sandal]

they've done this pleanty before

at least the DSS is there so mothdivers get the memo

[hasty sandal]

[plain bough]

this gonna be a close one

[hasty sandal]

wait nvm

theres now a 9 minute difference instead of 1 hour

[plain bough]

push it to the limit

[valid hedge]

monsterdivers

[loud bison]

damn, we are being handfed this MO

[graceful compass]

why only this one lmao

this and brainfart are the only two, i just happened to notice this

[hasty sandal]

+offtopic

[bleak patrol]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[graceful compass]

okay but thats just iedy

[graceful compass]

its literally about the channel itself xalrider

[bleak patrol]

And they post here

[graceful compass]

ive seen so much worse in the other channels fam

[bleak patrol]

Good, didn't ask

[hasty sandal]

what?

[eager cliff]

helldivers was copy pasted from brainfart bsaically so all the rules / settings went with it

nobody bothered to change it

[light nymph]

because Iedy goons here

[bleak patrol]

It basically is brainfart, just very thematically specific brainfart

[graceful compass]

valid

[graceful compass]

hes equal opportunity

[light nymph]

no he's not, he only posts ladies and no furry stuff either. He's the opposite of equal opportunity

[graceful compass]

in terms of location anyway

[light nymph]

False

He doesn't post everwhere

[graceful compass]

[eager cliff]

[light nymph]

Iedy is a furry, all it takes is to find the correct category for him

[dire igloo]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-murderer-furry-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-gif-25517260

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[plain bough]

Time to cope for an update

also it's been long enough that we might get new warbond video tmr

[hasty sandal]

surely

any second now

[graceful compass]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

we wait eagerly

[hasty sandal]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[plain bough]

Oh good lordy

Something new about to happen

[hasty sandal]

oh shoot

illuminate are locking the heck in rn

pilen is close to SE as well

[plain bough]

We coping for new illuminate enemies tomorrow

[hasty sandal]

nails

[loud bison]

yeah I suppose its about time the squids had their own "brigade/strain"

[balmy spire]

it's called THE FULL GARRISON

we have been fighting the fodder for months now I am shocked we still haven't seen even a hint of new troops

[plain bough]

Welp, no update today

we coping next week

[sacred tapir]

Yeah i think we gonna get it mid may

I dont think we getting an april update

[hasty sandal]

[plain bough]

this is their attempt to mitigate the 1.25 billion requirement

acceptable

[loud bison]

yeah, there was no way we were getting that

oh and they changed it to 1 billion

[eager cliff]

[hasty sandal]

once again illuminate win a landslide victory simply just by attacking 2 places at once

[eager cliff]

Technically illuminate are smarter than both bots and bugs so it makes sense

Practically illuminates are boring af to fight now

[graceful compass]

i fucking hate ablative armor

it makes the illum so fucking boring

you can kinda use whatever you want on bugs and be fine

automatons are a little more strict on what is good, fire and shotguns taper off

illum feel like the only good things are the super meta explosive primaries, mg/hmg, and thats it

everyone knows explosive strategems are dookie other than maybe 500kg or a hell bomb because if it aint a direct hit it aint killing anything

the jetpack units gun is insanely strong, and the armor on both kinds of overseers just makes so many weapons feel like ass

[plain bough]

We just need more wonky illuminate types

[plucky lion]

against squids plasma and machineguns both work well so i feel like the options to use against them are not too limited

[plain bough]

the harvester is the easiest heavy to defeat with just medium pen weapons

[plucky lion]

plasma is pretty useless against the harvesters but top tier against the overseers (which bother me more than the harvesters because i cant run from the fucks really)

also im always bringing orbital gas for illuminate. much fun gasing them 🙂

[hasty sandal]

1 more invasion win

[sacred tapir]

i mean with illuminate the AMR is viable

so is the railgun

that is only true if you can aim tho

so if you arent a precisiondiver its gonna fuckin suck

but thats what the MGs are for

[loud bison]

have to defend Mastia to get this

[loud bison]

is anyone even donating rare samples for the DSS bombardment?

when was it last active?

[hasty sandal]

ordnance always takes the longest to come back up

[plucky lion]

i always donate when i can. nothing else to spend them on anyway

[stoic pier]

what was that 2 stims only thing on Mastia?

i dont want to experience that anymore 🤣

[hasty sandal]

[plain bough]

lol what

[hasty sandal]

hold on imma login to actually see it

thats an odd text tho

there we go

oh cool

[plain bough]

That shouldn't take too long

[hasty sandal]

I kinda dig that new MO type

[hasty sandal]

istg

[plucky lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205697914601611284/1363344308928774184/2982496e009ffd1f4be848dc94c0084e17de0e523997a46cf8c93434b62b750c_2.gif?ex=680d99d4&is=680c4854&hm=9c2ee8c3dd85265ec2d9cc0f5aa1b3b08e9c441e279697155c9408bc3a142c73&

[plucky lion]

improper salute form detected

[hasty sandal]

[loud bison]

shoutout to the hundreds of helldivers slowly liberating Troost

doing Democracy's work in the background

[plain bough]

Getting shafted by all our enemies this MO lol

[loud bison]

i would very much love to see a 4 way cluster fuck on one planet

bots vs bugs vs squids vs helldivers

[hasty sandal]

martale-heads ♥️

[hasty sandal]

since when were non-illuminate invasions 12 hours rather than 24 hours

[plain bough]

All our enemies getting closer to Super Earth

[sacred tapir]

thanks for your input iedy

anyone else have something to share with the class?

[plain bough]

Super Earth reigns supreme

[graceful compass]

he sent that before i saw it posted on the subreddit or wherever i saw it

[loud bison]

libertydamn, what else them fingers do?

[plucky lion]

them squids thiccc

[grizzled dagger]

https://x.com/HD2Memes/status/1916441647354696088?t=ozoN7vpE2VULA-apUL3LLg&s=19

Helldivers 2 Memes (@HD2Memes) on X

Good Morning #Helldiver2

X · Apr 27, 2025, 10:37 AM

[plain bough]

Time to cope to Lady Liberty tmr for an update

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-throw-computer-useless-mad-gif-9550833

[dire igloo]

Arrowhead when it comes to having 100+ employees and doing nothing with them

https://tenor.com/view/lbj-gif-13596181858079823880

[eager cliff]

At this point let MO fail and Super Earth get fucked

[dire igloo]

For a game where we are supposed to be motivated to work together as a playerbase they sure are giving the players lots and lots of motivation

[dire igloo]

Didn't the last time this was attempted, the map just got reset

[eager cliff]

Funny you know what other game gives me the same vibes?

Tarkov

[dire igloo]

Like automatons were 1 sector from super earth then next day they just got pushed all the way back

[eager cliff]

0 motivation to do any quests or whatever

it doesnt matter

[dire igloo]

The thing is arrowhead hired actual real developers

And are doing nothing with them

Bsg developers cant develop

Its somewhat worse

When you know ppl are getting paid to do nothing

The bug where illuminate points of interest in cities stay marked as unlooted on your map is still a bug that hasn't been fixed

How many months has passed

We got them on goty which was like november

Now its end of april

5 months

[hasty sandal]

yeah ok but why would they say yes

they must be messing with us

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-brow-gif-8007662

I may

[graceful compass]

how is this game becoming less motivating than tarkov

[eager cliff]

i will just assume they are all hands for the next big thing

[light nymph]

It's a Live Service PvE game who's development has crawled to a near halt with the "galactic war" being mostly a sham

[sacred tapir]

Then share

[eager cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850184920185045052/1258273261452525589/4x.gif

[sacred tapir]

Better than iedys i guess

[light nymph]

[hasty sandal]

which surely will release tomorrow

or next week tomorrow

or 2 weeks tomorrow

surely

[dire igloo]

Nah bro

Next game awards

They are going to update the game once per year like Mojang

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-bee-spin-spinning-gif-23536667

[plucky lion]

airburst rocket is soo damn satisfying

something about how a whole area disappears in explosions 🙂

also how when some random decides to pick it up and blows himself up

[spring quarry]

well, if I were sucked into such a hole, then I probably wouldn't be against it

[sacred tapir]

the fact that i know the artist hurts my soul

like, i KNEW who it was at a glance

[hasty sandal]

since when did we go into libcon 3

[plain bough]

No update? no update

[hasty sandal]

surely tomorrow

also meridia has been sucked dry

[hasty sandal]

wouldnt be mad if they keep claorell

[plain bough]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/zwCwhKLr9S

[hasty sandal]

9 days

splendid

[dire igloo]

k but make it like

not filler dog shit

[graceful compass]

Best we can do is two armors that give melee dmg resistance (25%) and give some extra stamina(10%)

Wait actually that would be wayyy too useful

Maybe another warbond with repeat perks like arctic

[plain bough]

If they're releasing the warbond next week anyway, wouldn't we get the video on thursday soon

[hasty sandal]

smh chat

u whine when you dont get content

and still whine when you get it anyway

[dire igloo]

cause they can be doing so much more

than recycle the same armor passive 600 times

like why can't we have unique passives for each armor like the one where you blow up on death

[sacred tapir]

YEAHH CONTENT

WOOO

do we get more squid?

that would be cool

i hope so

[hasty sandal]

spoilt brats

content is soon

[sacred tapir]

spoiled??

i just am hoping said content is the squids

we've been waiting patiently, and im willing to wait more, but i can dream

[light nymph]

TO THE LEAK SUBREDDIT!

AWAY!

nothing there

[dire igloo]

"Spoilt brats"
the things weve been getting for the past 6 months since the squids, besides for the very awesome very cool revolver and lever action:

we are spoiled on tumbleweeds

[graceful compass]

this game has not done anything truly interesting for a while

not a single one of my friends who were playing the shit out of this game on launch week play it anymore, depite us talking about it every now and again

[sacred tapir]

Thats because they burned out on it like me

Ive been taking time off

[graceful compass]

i play very on and off so

[eager cliff]

I havent played in a month i think

Yeah its not engaging rn

[jaunty otter]

Will they ever fix anti-aliasing?

[plain bough]

already fixed, have to wait for update

[plucky lion]

what about fixing helldivers' friendly head marker disappearing and them walking around missing body parts?

it seems to happen constantly anymore and i tk people because it's hard to keep track of a limbless torso floating around the battlefield

[hasty sandal]

what if may 13 will be like a fortnite live event, stay with me now

[sacred tapir]

what if i took your cerebral cortex, stay with me now

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-for-help-waiting-skeleton-gif-8803118749006821097

Waiting for that warbond video next week and the subsequent update after that

[sacred tapir]

me when i distract myself with 40k lore and welding

thats how i spare my sanity

[plain bough]

I'm sure if I put my mind off it it'll come faster anyway

[sacred tapir]

it sure seems like it

[hasty sandal]

devious

[balmy spire]

imagine darktide stats with helldivers

[sacred tapir]

imagine content in helldivers