🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[eager cliff]

[clear basalt]

get a load of this guy

[clear basalt]

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[clear basalt]

thats a reference

to a player in warface

[light nymph]

sure is bud... sure is

[clear basalt]

it is

[light nymph]

Is the reference in the room with you currently?

[plain bough]

This is getting undemocratic

[clear basalt]

like ok

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197

[clear basalt]

you screenshot my status

wow

shiver me timbers

[light nymph]

[plain bough]

you wanna play some helldive bot missions

[clear basalt]

aha

got em

[clear basalt]

what did you think screenshotting status will do

[light nymph]

But it's true. I am stupid

[clear basalt]

never said you werent

:)

[light nymph]

so why post redundant info?

[clear basalt]

why post my status

same shit

[light nymph]

cuz that shit gave me a stroke reading it

[clear basalt]

yes because its a meme from a player named jhonny

who is turkish and lives in germany

[light nymph]

Sure it is

[clear basalt]

and says that in the global chat of the game daily

there u go

[fast spindle]

@light nymph

[light nymph]

@fast spindle

[fast spindle]

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

hows it goin funny kobold guy

killin bugs?

[light nymph]

r6

I dieded

[light nymph]

OH HEY! The guy copied you!

[brazen estuary]

What rank

[light nymph]

Imagine playing ranked

[brazen estuary]

We bronze gamers up in here

At least you get something out of playing ranked

[light nymph]

a useless charm and tons of mental trauma

[brazen estuary]

Yea that’s the goal

[light nymph]

I just play for fun as Blitz and Echo

[brazen estuary]

So really strong characters?

I main tchanka and grim mostly

[light nymph]

Blitz is bad if you don't have a premade team with you to help, and Echo is ass cuz most randoms don't look at cams

I play solo

[brazen estuary]

Rip

That’s your mistake

[light nymph]

having friends is cringe

[brazen estuary]

Nah

U r friends with a discord mod I don’t wanna hear it

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

get good grim

play uhh

frost

and kapkan

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

@light nymph what attackers you playin

im from like y1 days idk whats good anymore

[light nymph]

Blitz and Monty

[fast spindle]

classic

blitz is good now right?

[light nymph]

was for a while now

oh yea, I also play Brava sometimes

[brazen estuary]

Very imo

Also would be rank dependent but in bronze he can 3-4k sometimes

[fast spindle]

WHO

fake ass operator

made up

[brazen estuary]

One of the most annoying bitches in the game

[light nymph]

No... That's Dokkaebi

[brazen estuary]

No brava is worse

[light nymph]

lol, no

[brazen estuary]

With dokie an enemy still has to come and shoot you or something similar like use a florese drone to root you out

[light nymph]

how about instant all cam hack

[brazen estuary]

Brava just sits outside the whole march and steals stuff

[brazen estuary]

Meh

Thing is brava can take things but by bit with out you noticing right off where as dokie is announced very loudly

[light nymph]

yea but... Shoot drone

[brazen estuary]

[light nymph]

I main Echo and I deal with her so if I can do it anyone can

[brazen estuary]

They actually had to nerf her recently where if you kill the drone before the hack completes it will stop the hack

[light nymph]

that was always the case

[fast spindle]

i like ipad lady

[fast spindle]

grim i know you play that welding torch guy

[light nymph]

nope

[fast spindle]

dokkaebi is way cooler

less L

[light nymph]

Dokkaebi is LITTERALY the most hated op in the game, pretty sure not even Jackal is as hated

[fast spindle]

hated because you suck

lion is also good

[hybrid onyx]

Which channel is this again I forgor

[light nymph]

What ever I dam well please

[raw folio]

Damn when the fuck did helldivers and R6 get a crossover

inb4 R6 gets an op that calls in strategems

[light nymph]

TECHNICALLY speaking, every op already has 1 strategem

[raw folio]

True, they have a support weapon/emplacement

[fast spindle]

@light nymph get off r6s and go kill some bugs you damn lizard

thats ur job!!!

[late dagger]

no u

[light nymph]

Gimme like... 10min I'll post a clip I just got in R6 because it was hilarious

[fast spindle]

[light nymph]

I bullied the enemy top frager into picking vs me

20min for HD

nvm

Youtube Lied

[light nymph]

https://youtu.be/hoxzMOvbhTE

[fast spindle]

lmao

good play

[light nymph]

don't foget to Like, Comment, Subscribe and hit that Notification bell for videos that I'm NEVER gonna post

[fast spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174

[brazen estuary]

Bro please get a real clipping software

[light nymph]

Why? I'm not planning on doing clips professionally, I just do it mainly for myself

[brazen estuary]

Same

But it’s a ton easier to just set up something like the one I use that is extremely customizable and a one button operation

And you can export the files with out a water mark of your feel so inclined

[light nymph]

Eh... Shadowplay is also just one button and it's good enough for me

[brazen estuary]

“Good enough”

You can hear your hot mic in the back ground

[loud bison]

looking fierce and obedient, helldiver

[fast spindle]

steelseries has a good clipping software iirc

[brazen estuary]

Yes they do

It’s arguably the best on the market rn

[fast spindle]

its also free with their weird app thing

that does some really nice promo stuff sometimes

got like a 60$ game for free

[brazen estuary]

I always forget about the giveaways

[fast spindle]

and then it gave me early access trial keys once for the finals closed beta iirc

real fun

[brazen estuary]

My favorite part of it is the eq deal and the fact it records multiple audio tracks

[pale hollow]

How is the performance of the recording software, better than Nvidia's integrated shit?

[brazen estuary]

ive never had any performance issues

allegedly it was worse in the past but has gotten alot of better

[twin perch]

@plain bough we live in a patchless society

[plain bough]

I need my patches gawdamnmit

[hybrid onyx]

bro they're making us choose between the 2 stratagems

https://x.com/helldivers2/status/1783831163317989858?s=46&t=hC0-wXAnuSKjKYw_gKLX-w

HELLDIVERS™ 2 (@helldivers2) on X

MAJOR ORDER: Helldivers, it's time to choose between liberating Choohe or Penta. Depending on your choice, you will receive either the MD-17 Anti-Tank Mines or the RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher.

(And you'll save the citizens. Don't forget the citizens.)

Twitter · Apr 26, 2024, 12:11 PM

I say the rocket launcher is the better choice

[twin perch]

Rocket all day

Trust me

Mines are

Very sad...

[hybrid onyx]

I wish we can have both for variety's sake but yeah I agree

[soft patio]

I haven't even looked at any conversations about it but it's so painfully obvious the community doesnt give a shit about mines lol

[light nymph]

It's obvious what will be chosen

[soft patio]

instead of mines they should deploy autonomous suicide drones or something

they just loiter around the dispenser drop and beeline for whatever's in range one at a time

[heavy heart]

Mines are bad.

[twin perch]

For reference

the AT Mines are like 5 to kill a hulk

they don't work on titans

and regular bots also trigger them iirc

[plain bough]

into the dumpster the mines go

does Lesath open up to Penta?

[twin perch]

Sorta

[plain bough]

liberation rate is slow atm too on bot front

though its nice to know at least that new stuff is nearby, even if we have to commit bot genocide to get it

[pale hollow]

The Incediary Breaker is insanely OP if someone is the network host, hot damn.
That thing outdoes a Grenade Launcher + Supply Pack combo all on its own against the bugs.

[plain bough]

wasn't the next patch supposedly gonna fix the DoT

[plain bough]

We definitely could use some bigger liberation numbers

[twin perch]

we're back on capped %

[plain bough]

gonna be cutting it close, 3 planets in 3 days

[fast spindle]

AT mines

if you go for airburst you must be brain rotten

1 flying enemy vs like 3 heavy robot types and chargers

[plain bough]

airburst doesn't nescessarily mean it's only for air targets, it explodes in mid-air near the target and release cluster bombs everywhere

[twin perch]

https://youtu.be/HouwacNXBE8?si=wnrLKD1vLIoZQauH

[twin perch]

yeah so

Airburst is basically a super recoiless

with anti infantry capabilityh

[hybrid onyx]

air burst isn't lock-on and I've seen demonstrations of it used against ground targets

[twin perch]

the only thing it struggles on is titans

[fast spindle]

[plain bough]

https://youtu.be/YTMifXTY0TY?feature=shared

[fast spindle]

[plain bough]

maybe the cluster amount will be reduced but its effects are still devastating

also reported to have a 350m range before it explodes on its own

[sharp kindle]

that looks very fun

[hybrid epoch]

To be fair, I don't believe they will implement one stratagem and delete the other one. I feel it is more like - pick which one you want to get first. Nobody likes minecraft mob vote afterall.

[fast spindle]

[loud bison]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-18116361

[twin perch]

He's going to overgoon

[fast spindle]

hes gonna pop

[narrow trout]

he's bouta become the 500kg itself

[slim coral]

Uhm

[loud bison]

@eager cliff would you an tattoo of eagle 1?

[eager cliff]

Y E S

[loud bison]

[late dagger]

why do they gotta be host

[pale hollow]

Damage over time (fire, gas and maybe thermite) does not apply to enemies properly if you are not the network host

[late dagger]

lame

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cartoon-sponge-bob-spongebob-gif-18148807

[slim coral]

@eager cliff

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/bedge-pepe-sleep-gif-24023312

[pale hollow]

Iedy holding out for an NSFW channel, man needs to calm himself

[light nymph]

1 line on each of them could change so much

[fast spindle]

what does grim mean by this

[latent zodiac]

https://fxtwitter.com/helldivers2/status/1783831163317989858

i know everyone has already seen this but

i am praying to GOD that arrowhead doesn't pull a mojang and EVENTUALLY gives us the other stratagem

[late dagger]

They will

[latent zodiac]

confirmed? for real? sworn to an oath?

[late dagger]

They just will

https://tenor.com/view/believe-it-naruto-gif-11063369

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-eagle-1-my-beloved-eagle-1-eagle1-gif-5314060767686351163

[pale hollow]

We are 100% getting both, the question is merely when

[latent zodiac]

really hoping yall are right, saw the words "Only the stratagem on the first liberated planet can be saved" in the MO announcent

[late dagger]

In this mo

[soft patio]

Mines suck anyway nothing of value is lost

[latent zodiac]

being able to stop heavier units from rushing an extract or objective would be pretty nice, specially so against hulks/chargers

[late dagger]

Just use the minefield launcher

[soft patio]

Both can be one-shot with current weapons

[pale hollow]

Let me put it this way, Arrowhead prepared a bunch of content prior to the release of the game, they increased the scope of the game due to the surge in popularity, they spent time and money designing, coding and modelling those stratagems.
Any self respecting indie dev that is pressed for time is not going to waste a finished product just because the players picked one planet over the other.
When do we get the second stratagem? Who knows, probably not too soon after the MO unless we somehow manage to capture both planets at the exact same time.

[soft patio]

If you want to stop a rush use ems or stun nades

[latent zodiac]

true, but on a higher diff where its sending TONS of them at you, sometimes you need a "wall" inbetween them and you to give you some time to reload (while also killing a few)
@soft patio i rarely run EMS or stuns, but i've been meaning to true stun nades + airburst as a strategy against bug breaches

i just discovered the defender + shield combo, and somehow magically begin hitting my shots against devastator heads a lot more

[pale hollow]

Please note that the AT mines apparently are triggered by trash units and therefore might be gone by the time heavy units pass over.

[latent zodiac]

though it was paired with fortified armor

[latent zodiac]

damn, was hoping that they would have implemented actual AT mine stuff with a weight limit

[pale hollow]

Never! That would actually make the mines useful, can't have that.

[latent zodiac]

normal mines are pretty alright for those defend rocket/generator missions, as long as you keep throwing them down on the chokepoint
but incendiary mines and napalm are almost useless unless you are the host or until they fix the DOT bug

normal mines especiallly stop you from getting swarmed by the damn bile spewers that spawn more then warriors do sometimes

[pale hollow]

Just have the entire team alternating between 4 x 380 and 120 barrages

EMS mortar for good measure

[latent zodiac]

oh i rarely drop with a full team willing to organize like that, i usually hit quickplay and try to help out whoever i get thrown in with

but i do use my barrages on the short defend/kill missions, just thrown wherever the first breach or drop ends up

[twin perch]

AT mines are the aame

But higher pen and damage

Hulk takes 5 mines to die

[light wren]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[earnest stag]

HEY GUYS REMEMBER

CREEKERS GOT A CAPE

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-gif-15817237996465785395

[twin perch]

ESTANU CAPE

[fresh light]

I'll never understand why anti creekers exists

[earnest stag]

as anti creekers wont understand why those dudes are holing up on one planet

not very democratic

[light nymph]

[earnest stag]

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

[coral crest]

@red vortex (ghostdotmidi) has been banned for reason: compromised account

[earnest stag]

3

2

1

I TIMED IT RIGHT

[solid barn]

You sped up

[earnest stag]

Nah i didnt

all fine

[solid barn]

[earnest stag]

Thanks anyways

[eager cliff]

So to Penta , yes ?

[plain bough]

obviously

Tomorrow we should have it locked down

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-thank-you-jesus-grateful-praise-gif-9591328

[plain bough]

There goes the eventual brain in the jar theory

[earnest stag]

[plain bough]

It's all coming together, we must commit more bot genocide

[brazen estuary]

Can’t wait to log in for <2 minutes to get the medals

[fast spindle]

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

funny cat wave

[light nymph]

stupid frog wave

[fast spindle]

[median trellis]

https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/1784252498322079784

HELLDIVERS™ 2 (@helldivers2) on X

Be sure to check out the deals in the Acquisition Center today, with prices so low, they're practically Unheard of.

True Believers can grab the CM-21 Trench Paramedic for only 250 SC, featuring increased pocket size and extra stims!

(Not available for free to Super Citizens.)

Twitter · Apr 27, 2024, 4:05 PM

[plain bough]

Ironic the airburst is active on a planet with low visibility and alot of trees

[bold lava]

so we will get 250$ memes from other games?

[bleak patrol]

I needed a moment to understand the meme

[plain bough]

Tarkov gonna meme'd on for eternity now

But will it get the players to stop buying their stuff? Probably not

[brazen estuary]

Ah I get the unheard of reference in the post now

I was so fucking confused

I find it cosmically funny that 250 is the original non meme price of the armor too

Truly proof of gods existence

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fortnite-jesus-christ-jesus-johnny-joestar-gif-13752869

[plain bough]

gawdamn this airburst keeps exploding the moment I fire it and kills me lol

50/50 it explodes immediately after firing or hits targets and score 20+ killstreaks

[late dagger]

did we unlock it already?

[loud bison]

experimental

[late dagger]

idk what that means

[loud bison]

its available if you're on penta

[late dagger]

oh cool

[pale hollow]

Man, the new airburst is peak HELLDIVERS

[heavy heart]

Airburst is a casino cannon,

either you explode, they explode, everything explodes, or occasionally nothing happens.

[pale hollow]

So far I have managed to control the explosion distance perfectly, 0 teamkills, 0 suicides.
My teammates on the other hand....

[heavy heart]

It's perfect.

until it randomly explodes.

We were doing testing, and on shots up into the air, 3 flew off into the distance, the 4th aimed exactly the same exploded instantly.

[pale hollow]

I can just imagine having a team with 2 Recoilless and 2 Airburst, team loading, blasting a bug breach.
That would fix the issue real fast.

[heavy heart]

If they tweak it to be a little less prone to premature detonation, I can see it being really, really good.

I don't mind the erratic end effect too much,

as sometimes i was oneshotting the world, sometimes not a lot happened

but it's just a bit too prone to just... deciding you shouldn't be alive.

We did find it's more prone to premature detonations if you're not the host

but didn't test long enough to consistently reproduce the self immolation (other than like, y'know, obvious of shooting something too close/aiming down)

I could not for the life of me get it to impact a dropship though,

I got it to trigger off the cargo, but never the ship itself.

[pale hollow]

Did you do all your main tests from the exact same location, with no shrubbery nearby/in the way?

[heavy heart]

We tested a bunch in different areas.

If there's shrubbery it's a forgettery.

Best consitent results was firing from a hilltop,

[pale hollow]

I wonder how it would handle shooting mid jetpack jump

[heavy heart]

We didn't fire it in shrubbery much because kinda to be expected for it to suck there.

[late dagger]

i either blow up the enemy or blow myself and team up

[loud bison]

100% not for anti-air use

[pale hollow]

If it was anti-air it would be called "flak" not "airburst"

Man, I hope we get a flak-cannon emplacement like the HMG one

[loud bison]

red alert flak cannon

[fresh light]

Not less than any other planet or guy going only on terminid, another proof than Malevelon is space Vietnam

[plain bough]

Penta is captured now

[twin perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1218027950142656583/1234099831988031519/calling-in-hamburger-v0-71f1xxhcw5xc1.png?ex=662f8088&is=662e2f08&hm=7a37898db7cb32b34223055609ed1a275ae69492a9ea114abfa68c4aa3f829f9&

[light nymph]

A super destroyer made in the USA

[raw folio]

Can I get 2 numba 9's, a num...

[latent zodiac]

2 more lvl 4 upgrades

and its over

and ig this one is next since i will never use the arc thrower unless i don't have a support weapon and i find it on the ground somewhere

[pale hollow]

Yooo, DINODIVERS❗ 💯**%**

[pale hollow]

That one does NOTHING.
Sentries still get oneshot by rockets etc.
It only helps against explosions that hit nearby, and even then it sucks.

[latent zodiac]

damn

[pale hollow]

damn indeed.
Wish it made them withstand at least a single rocket

[plain bough]

They should've made it that turrets get double barrels fr

[twin perch]

https://fxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1784594226447307204

[twin perch]

Inb4 another bugged upgrade

Bugdivers for real

[bleak patrol]

Double barrel mortar

[plain bough]

I want to see carnage alongside me using the airburst

[bleak patrol]

It will just hit double the amount of allies at once

[twin perch]

Double AOE Range

[bleak patrol]

An easy way to actually stop me from using it

[latent zodiac]

god i would have gotten that so fast, that's actually a good idea for lvl 5 sentry upgrade

"After much research, the ministry of science has concluded that the best way to increase the effectiveness of our sentry program is to add another gun. Fascinating..."

[plain bough]

Think there'll be 6 tiers of upgrades for modules, saw a little snippet of the eagle upgrade progression and it has 2 more tiers above the 4th one we have now

[latent zodiac]

christ almighty

i wonder how expensive they're gonna gaet

because god almighty the rare sample grind is going to kill me

[plain bough]

add more difficulty levels and another sample type

[latent zodiac]

and maybe make the other samples appear more often in set locations
like instead of common and rares appearing at every single POI, they start appearing only in bases, tac objectives, and sub/main objective on higher diffs
meaning that if you want to really get rares, you risk going on a high difficulty and taking out bases, and having to go into those bases to grab the samples that are of a higher density in those bases
adding a high risk high reward system

[twin perch]

it will be so unfun lol

9 is already like

[pale hollow]

Def need higher difficulties at some point.
The fact that I can consistently clear level 9 is an issue.

[bleak patrol]

I want
A buggy
vroom vroom

[loud bison]

helldive on research evac missions, like 10 rares if you find the right POI x 3
you don't have to do the mission, extract will come down after time runs out anyway

[latent zodiac]

doesn't failing the missions lose a ton of progress on whatever planet you're on

[loud bison]

can't say for sure, could do it on some backwater planet where progress doesn't mean much in the long run

Merak is at .75%

[earnest stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHS97Qf_KIc&ab_channel=LtBuzzLitebeer

[eager cliff]

[late dagger]

on your own?

[loud bison]

new warbond with major update or no?

[latent zodiac]

"i regularly solo clear helldives"
also known as
"i just run and don't fight anything for 40 minutes"
because that's fun

[latent zodiac]

nah, most likely no
major update will probably be balance shit, nerfs/buffs (or more nerfs )and bug fixes, next warbond should be may 9th

[loud bison]

i see

[latent zodiac]

im hoping they eventually make a new non-premium warbond that's as long as the mobilize one, 3 pages is great and all, but we need something we can really sink into instead of having halfway done the moment it launches because im people are constantly full on medals (once they get everything else ofc)

[loud bison]

yeah, I'm close to being done
last page of cutting technology

[plain bough]

the 9th will be the new warbond and I'm curious as to whats the theme gonna be

[fast spindle]

form C-01 theme

[late dagger]

If only

[balmy spire]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-me-duck-cute-gif-7076805887922084359

[fast spindle]

[buoyant urchin]

https://youtu.be/6vbU4Adwvz8?si=nCMMvVZoHaidBFNI

[brazen estuary]

is it know that these dont say you own all of the things when you do own all of them?

[brazen estuary]

bad dragon confirmed to exist in hell divers

also what was the coohe weapon that we skipped out on?

@eager cliff do you run this cape?

[earnest stag]

Yep

It is.

[brazen estuary]

love EMS nade

(I fucking hate anyone that uses it)

easy fix to the the new RPG, make the scroll wheel a distance fuse set instead of it being arbitray nonsense

[sacred zenith]

i only run it with the specific suit

usually i think i run the champion one or uhhh the one that's cut diagonally on the bottom

[brazen estuary]

who ever cooked up the desgin for the new RPG was prolly the same intern that came up with the spamable gunships

really neat idea with no other thought put into it than the aesthetic

Apology accepted

[plucky steppe]

Classic harveeeeyyy trying to kill his teammates because of an accident

[brazen estuary]

gun was empty kek

[plucky steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/darn-stephen-colbert-gif-11755531

[eager cliff]

Yes

[brazen estuary]

Not big surprise

[eager cliff]

I want a mounted Autocannon turret that has heavy armor pen

[loud bison]

hell yeah

[loud bison]

anti tank mines

[brazen estuary]

its so bad

idk how they can so constantly fuck up and still not catch more flak

[loud bison]

I've had some pretty good luck with it

[brazen estuary]

and calling it an air burst is mostly a lie

[loud bison]

see how it is after the update

although with spear lock on fixed, i'll probably be running that instead

[brazen estuary]

make it have two modes like the rail gun, proxy fuse and ranged fuse and you can set the ranged one with the scroll wheel in increments of 50 meters

then it will be fucking amazing

[loud bison]

set range by tagging your intended target

[brazen estuary]

could work but manual ranging is not only cooler but makes more sense

[loud bison]

true

the neat trick would be blasting it behind a hulk and taking its back out

I've been able to mostly clear a drop ships cargo a few times

[brazen estuary]

yea its huge for that

[twin perch]

@plain bough Patch or no Patch this tuesday? bet?

or maybe it's on thurs

[earnest stag]

The scatter launcher is only fun against small critters

[twin perch]

oh shit

patch

General
Armors with armor rating above 100 now also reduce damage on headshots.
Victory poses will now only play for the extracted. (No stolen valor on my ship.)
Burning damage reduced by 15%

CB-9 Exploding Crossbow
Slightly smaller explosion
Increased stagger
Decreased number of maximum mags from 12 to 8
Increased number of magazines received from resupply from 6 to 8
Slight reduction in ergonomics
Muzzle velocity increased

LMAO

QUASAR NERFED INTO THE GROUND

@bleak patrol they touched ur guns

MG-101 Heavy Machine Gun
Third person crosshair enabled
Diligence Counter Sniper
Damage increased from 128 to 140
Ergonomics improved
Diligence
Damage increased from 112 to 125

Peacemaker
Increased damage from 60 to 75
Senator
Increased damage from 150 to 175
Speedloader added when reloading on an empty cylinder–speeds up reload on empty considerably

IM GOING TO NUT

SENATOR BUFF

Liberator
Damage increased from 55 to 60

Enemies
Balancing adjustments have been made to
Bile Spewer and Nursing Spewers movespeed slightly reduced
Hulks: Force required for them to stagger slightly increased
Hulk Scorcher direct flamethrower damage reduced by 20%
Devastator fire rate slightly increased (only the standard devastator)
Gunships sideways movement slightly increased
Scout strider Riders now less vulnerable to explosions
Fog Generators health and armor increased
Gunship spawners now have a much lower cap on how many gunships they can have active at the same time.

Enemy Patrols
Balancing adjustment to patrol spawning.
Patrol spawning has been increased when there are fewer than 4 players. The fewer the players the bigger the change. For 4 player missions there will be no change compared to before.The biggest noticeable change will be for solo players at higher difficulties.

💀

Fuck off, they made bots worse lol

and made patrols worse too

lmao

[slim coral]

So Adjudicator is AR now

[light nymph]

They gave my big iron a speed loader

[twin perch]

the bot buffs are uncalled for

[light nymph]

eh, they buffed some AT weapons so to balanced out they buffed the bots A BIT

[twin perch]

Let me know if Scorcher can front plate walker

Gunships and Ragdolls remain the same

and minigunners

[light nymph]

oh noooo... You can't kill walkers as easily as before... The horror...

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-oh-no-top-gear-here-we-go-again-not-again-gif-26298069

[hybrid epoch]

Nah, it will still be good. Just not completely nits.

[twin perch]

No that's a genuine question

you cunt

[eager cliff]

My quasar got fucked

[twin perch]

if it has issues when getting run over w hulks, a 15s cooldown means you will be like when 4 hulks

wait

this pathc is 800mb

[plain bough]

Yeah they said the warbond items are included in the patch somewhere, so just gotta wait a week and half now

shame they didn't buff the scorcher ammo capacity and whatnot

Also, must they really make the crossbow aoe range smaller? it was already small to begin with

[twin perch]

I guess they don't want me nuking 8 scavengers in 1 shot

[plain bough]

At least the crash fixes are substantial it seems

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

Me when we get new crashes after a match now (imagine)

[plain bough]

no buff to HMG ammo, still not gonna use it

[twin perch]

Oh right, it only got 3rd P view

recoil is still insane lol

[plain bough]

Now gotta wait for convenient data miners to see what the new warbond is

[heavy heart]

Yeah, HMG got nothing worth noting.

Honestly, that and the crossbow I just don't get.

Crossbow as shit ass random before

[plain bough]

few weapons gotta try out tho, blitzer, scythe and adjudicator

Liberator getting a convenient buff too

[twin perch]

Yes

[heavy heart]

either way, seems like good patch.

A few I'd raise an eyebrow at but no changes I outright disagree with

Well, other than the crossbow

[plain bough]

They'll come back to it in the future when noone uses it and buff it again

[twin perch]

Diligence Counter Sniper
Damage increased from 128 to 140
Ergonomics improved

this interests me honestly

[plain bough]

whole bunch of things to try out

[heavy heart]

Does it one tap Devs?

Cause if yes, it interests me greatly

[twin perch]

Senator did at 150

[heavy heart]

Yeah.

[twin perch]

Btw

AH should hire this man

https://youtu.be/YMCKX16SfnU

[pale hollow]

I love the way some people cry about the nerfs.
Shit like: "Arrowhead hates players". "I just uninstalled". "PvE games don't need nerfs".

PvE games that fear nerfs end up with insane powercreep

[earnest stag]

[twin perch]

I wouldn't cry about nerfs if some things were rather unfair or broken

Minigun Devas, Rocket Spam Ragdoll, Gunships, Patrol "density/spam"

[plain bough]

Stalkers on bug side are harder to spot now

also tested Blitzer and airburst, worked pretty well

only thing is blitzer still targets corpses a bit

[eager cliff]

@light nymph

do u wanna divey

and anyone else

[plain bough]

Plasma punisher got faster projectile speed but drop off still steep, Scythe unfortunately still useless, Adjudicator is fine but I'd prefer the Liberator over it and Railgun is quite usable now, took 3 shots in unsafe to down a charger head

[twin perch]

Plasma P fuses on Shields

[plain bough]

Oh, I don't use shields so didn't know that

[twin perch]

Shame about Scythe imo

I heard LC got a really good buff so I'm going to try that

and CS

CS has great handling

Heavy devas a re still bs

it 1 taps devas to the head

[bleak patrol]

Railgun was always usable, wdym

[heavy heart]

it one taps devs?

Noice.

[twin perch]

LC still eeeh for me

ok so Adjudicator is very usable now

runs out of ammo fast on bugs ofc

but it kills shit

and i'm wondering if I should start dropping on 7 and 8

[eager cliff]

oh lol so the fucking termicide shit just mutated them even more in the end

[raw folio]

Who could've seen that coming

[bleak patrol]

Major Order in bug territory?

I ain't dropping there, see ya

[late dagger]

Big update today

Some nice fixes

[plain bough]

So we got automaton invasion and bug TCS malfunction, soon the Illuminate will come then

give it a month or so

[bleak patrol]

I ain't moving my ass from the Automaton front anytime soon, then

[heavy heart]

You will move your ass where super earth demands,

[bleak patrol]

Super Earth demands me fight the enemy and I will retake Cyberstan even if I have to do it alone

[heavy heart]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-officers-traitor-freedom-camp-gif-16727483111821505126

[bleak patrol]

Man literally can't read

[late dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-lights-blink-that-was-not-very-cash-money-for-you-gif-16979479

[bleak patrol]

You guys can go play with your bug pets, I'll be fighting a real war in the meantime

[late dagger]

The war on drugs?

[raw folio]

See you can't say this while the Emu war exists

[bleak patrol]

The one that Australians lost?

[raw folio]

Indeed

[bleak patrol]

[twin perch]

@pale hollow what do you run normally for 9?

@bleak patrol back to fire afghanistan with you

Why are you a Shield Bear

[bleak patrol]

Because I'm a Tank in our group

[pale hollow]

No, group

[plain bough]

He's bringing out the metal folding chair

[pale hollow]

Please note that I have yet to really try the new update, these are my setups from before, might still be good.

Bugs: Light grenade armour, Jar Dominator, Redeemer, Impact. Recoilless, Airstrike, Precision strike, and a free slot depending on team.

Bots: Medium grenade armour, Erruptor, Redeemer, Stun nades. Laser Canon, 380, Orbital laser, Shield pack or free slot if I can nab a shield from teammates.

[twin perch]

Primary probs Lib for me or Shotgun, Shield Pakc + Rail or AC

[pale hollow]

AC was my old go-to for bots

Before the Erruptor

[late dagger]

sythe is unmatched

[pale hollow]

Was the Sythe buff that good?

[late dagger]

idk i always run it

plus the bushes cant get in the way now

[bleak patrol]

AC was always my go-to for bots unless I run a ballistic shield

Even after the Eruptor

[late dagger]

oh sickle lol

i get those 2 mixed up

LAS-16 Sickle
Decreased amount of magazines from 6 down to 3

i mean unless you cant control your beam i dont see why 3 would be such a big deal

[pale hollow]

The magazine nerf is good, with the fast reload it was simply too good at sustain before.

[late dagger]

ya now just gotta be a little more careful

would have been nice to increase some fire rates on various weapons

also hate this one LAS-99 Quasar Cannon
Increased recharge time by 5 seconds

[pale hollow]

Queso deserved a 3 second nerf, not 5. 5 is too much.

[twin perch]

it's basically a fight opener

and it can't unfuck you

the patrol amount sucks tho

[late dagger]

5 is way too much i agree on 3

[heavy heart]

I dunno,

I think the point is to make it a constant supply of one shot solutions, not your steady AT choice

so you can bring 2, at which point you've more mobility, but less ROF than a 2 man recoiless team,

or you bring one and you've got a consistent source of fire, cause you can still run and gun.

[late dagger]

still too long between shots

[heavy heart]

want faster shots, bring a recoiless.

[late dagger]

not enough umpf

[heavy heart]

Literally the same damage iirc.

Certainly breaks all the same thresholds.

[late dagger]

"If i want..." fuck you i want what i want

[heavy heart]

Well, now the quasar isn't just better than recoiless in all situations other than when you're teamloading.

[bleak patrol]

https://twitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1784957776764264881?t=T-XtQQkoWmqgeFITltDyXQ&s=19

[heavy heart]

It still doesn't eat a backpack slot, which is really nice,

[late dagger]

i never see people teamload

[bleak patrol]

Where embed

[heavy heart]

I do,

[bleak patrol]

Can someone embed fail me

[heavy heart]

It's really good tbh

[heavy heart]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[bleak patrol]

Thanks

Anyway

Good update

[late dagger]

i can sickle through the shield

so no worries for me

[twin perch]

https://vxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1784957776764264881?t=T-XtQQkoWmqgeFITltDyXQ&s=19

Huh

[bleak patrol]

Why did your embed work

[heavy heart]

I still think sickle should have been left with only 1 reload

[bleak patrol]

[heavy heart]

but 3 is acceptable.

[late dagger]

it had 6

it should have 4

3 is annoying

[bleak patrol]

Anyway, amazing, isn't it

[heavy heart]

Nah,

If you reload your sickle, you're doing it wrong,

And having that many reloads meant that it had no real drawbacks. Running out of ammo took extreme incompetence, or deliberate reloads.

[late dagger]

it seems they messed with the overheat setings on it as well

[heavy heart]

Now it's got less chances for you to panic button,

[late dagger]

even on the ice planet it over heated way to fast

[heavy heart]

They haven't announced that, but they're not exactly known for putting all the changes up

[raw folio]

you need to use the vxtwitter site, twitter doesn't embed natively/

[fast spindle]

0/10

[bleak patrol]

It did embed on my private server tho

[brazen estuary]

-1/10

[raw folio]

An actual video, or just an image

[bold fox]

[bleak patrol]

The whole package

[raw folio]

Odd, I only got the image on mine Classic twitter being shite

[bold fox]

do you squad up?

[bleak patrol]

Twitter being twitter

[bold fox]

like a gamma squad?

[raw folio]

But yeah, just use vxtwitter ain't ever had this issue doin that

[late dagger]

sounds like elon needs to fix his shit site

[raw folio]

No, I don't think he will

[bleak patrol]

Will remember that for the future

[bold fox]

if you want to use twitter you could use the https://nitter.poast.org frontend

[raw folio]

But this is exclusively for facilitating embeds

[late dagger]

why don't you exclusively embed deez nuts

[raw folio]

Damn can't believe you died of ligma

[late dagger]

damn i cant believe i died from you ligin my balls

[raw folio]

Have you seen the new enemy type?

I hear its called sugma

[late dagger]

sugma left nut right?

[raw folio]

(Unironically I expect to see a fucking pokemon with that name ngl)

[twin perch]

https://vxtwitter.com/Helldiversmedia/status/1784746347771683196

Pov

Mission 2 of the Helldivers Campaign

[bleak patrol]

A solid half of this clip is just explosions

[twin perch]

Yeah and?

[bleak patrol]

Not enough

[twin perch]

all you need is cool music and

LMAO

[late dagger]

music wasnt cool

[plain bough]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1cfz9az/next_warbond_polar_patriots/

[twin perch]

Energy SMG?

BR?

and SMG?

[plain bough]

My understanding was its another plasma rifle on left, SMG in middle and burst AR on right

pistols no clue

Just hoping the armors got unique passives

[fluid quartz]

i just use the marksman rifle

i cbf wasting my medals

[raw folio]

No speedloader for you

[twin perch]

https://fixvx.com/miannawzays/status/1784881312798593214

Source

[bleak patrol]

I wonder how it looks when you're one-handing it

[slim coral]

Your character should rest the revolver on the chest and shove the rounds in using speedloader

Kinda like the GL

[bleak patrol]

Oh yeah, speaking of GL

Do we still get 2 rounds in the GL pistol?

[late dagger]

That's what she said

[brazen estuary]

In that case it would probably disappear

[late dagger]

Apparently rail guns are good again

[loud bison]

that was a fun rocket defense

too bad I couldn't get called back in

[twin perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1cgdex2/the_new_ricochet_system_sucks/

Typical AH good patch but buggy as fuck and full of ??

[twin perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1cgljve/hold_reload_to_spin_the_senatorrevolver/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@bleak patrol @bleak patrol @plain bough

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gaming-mgs-guns-gif-17353618

[plain bough]

Revolver Ocelot moment

Senator S++ now for that

[twin perch]

MEOOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8

[brazen estuary]

not sure you could script this better

[brazen estuary]

okay but when Ocelot Mewing

[plain bough]

The TCS campaign not going well huh

[twin perch]

@pale hollow I go try 8, 3 people join, one of them kills me inmediatly with their pod, doesn't say anything

I go pick up my samples, another one punches me because I picked them up

[plain bough]

playerbase getting saltier nowadays

[twin perch]

I just quit the mission

if host quits it drops no?

[heavy heart]

Not sure, but kicking them all first is best

[light nymph]

nope

[twin perch]

Very based teammates

and my game crashed on the stats screen

Great 👏

[plucky steppe]

Lmao

[twin perch]

pov, we're going to ass p ull

[plain bough]

ricochet hitting you perfectly? nigh impossible lol

[twin perch]

Why does this game keep crashing

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[bleak patrol]

PoV
Playing with randoms

[twin perch]

Well cant solo shit now

They keep balacing around 4p

[bleak patrol]

Oh yeah?

Watch this

(boots up HD2)

God damn, my laptop auto detected itself to low/medium

Guess it still remembers that it died while playing HD2

[twin perch]

"I fear no man... But that game"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335438088816033794/1234858928882319440/kfBrsy0BiDBEOzSPywhuB2s6LFZqTIEU1cJJ4fouI58tdn2riP3loJlv6v7dw_htZMfzWaJdZkAIs800-rw-nd-v1.png?ex=6632437f&is=6630f1ff&hm=7c24e67c51c6c64da9bbb6a33866cc2599867d31ba02954040bdd88050eef86a&

AH pls

[plain bough]

So much for the Spear fix

Funny how a mere 15 extra pumps a minute for the Blitzer made it fun to use against bugs

[twin perch]

A "couple of weeks ago" and wasnt fixed further in thos weeks

We are going to be on a monthly patch cycle for big fixes

And that sucks lol

We have new crashes this patch too

[twin perch]

7?

[bleak patrol]

Ye

[twin perch]

Madlad

👏

[bleak patrol]

Always have been

Going Menkent in heavy armor with no stamina bonus is enough

[twin perch]

Guess ai'll eat my words

[bleak patrol]

Nah, you're kinda right

[twin perch]

I normally die from outpost + surprise Patrol

[bleak patrol]

There are more patrols

And it is kinda stupid

If it were the other way around

More players = more patrols

Then sure, fine, good change, I like it

But out of the entire changelog

This one thing is

Oh, yeah, also walkers no longer die to 1 autocannon shot

Which would be fine if they would die to 2

But they tend to die to 3 or 4

[bleak patrol]

Also, I didn't check bugs. Bots are easier to manage for me

[twin perch]

Christ

[twin perch]

More hunters, stalkers have perfect camo

[bleak patrol]

They even survive direct hit to the pilot

[twin perch]

You will not see them coming

[bleak patrol]

I bet they still play the tense combat music if they see you though

[twin perch]

I just think patrols should deffo go down after you kill a few or blow outposts

[bleak patrol]

I'm pretty sure they will reduce the patrol spawns in the near future

Same thing happened before after all

On the other, completely unrelated note

I really "like" how an armor called "Juggernaut"

Is Medium

Instead of

You know

Heavy

[twin perch]

Super Earth Armor Rating

LMAO

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3235413754

Baro posting

[bleak patrol]

Instead of making ricochets random let's just remove an effect from a weapon

[twin perch]

Funny how they ignored the whole uhh Patrol bit

lol

or minigunners still

lol

[bleak patrol]

Wait a moment, I have an idea

If the ricochets now go directly for the person who fired the projectile

How about

We make ballistic shield

Bounce shots back

[twin perch]

[bleak patrol]

[twin perch]

Jedi

[plain bough]

make the bots die by ricocheting everything back at em

[bleak patrol]

That's only fair, you know

I get fucked by myself, so let them also be fucked by themselves

[twin perch]

Senator is so good

[bleak patrol]

It always was

[twin perch]

If only you could run shield + Supply pack

[twin perch]

Now it's just better

lmao

[bleak patrol]

It is

Is it true that you can spin it on demand now?

[twin perch]

Yes

[plain bough]

hold reload and you'll get revolver ocelot after a moment

[twin perch]

Hold R and it spins

[plain bough]

I've tried impressing helldivers with it but they're not interested, undemocratic peeps

[twin perch]

Me too lol

[bleak patrol]

Best weapon

[plain bough]

Oh yeah, supposedly the pistol for the next warbond will be another plasma weapon too

[twin perch]

Did a 7 TCS

really chill

[viral maple]

If you could choose a new weapon for the next warbond what would you pick?

[light nymph]

the old Liberator from HD1

[viral maple]

It would be like the two assault rifles from Titanfall 2

[plain bough]

at this point I just want the armor to have more or unique passives

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[viral maple]

The R-101 from the first game returning and the newer R-201

Personally I would like an AK inspired weapon that has medium armor pen but higher recoil

[light nymph]

the newest one is basically that

[viral maple]

After this patch true true

but I want one that looks kinda like a future AK ya know

[light nymph]

it kind of does

[bleak patrol]

A UMP clone SMG that could be one handed

[viral maple]

No one can resist the UMP

[bleak patrol]

Amen, brother

[fast spindle]

barotrauma mods are always so scuffed looking lol

[bleak patrol]

The fact that barotrauma itself looks so scuffed is not helping

[twin perch]

https://fixvx.com/TheForgeFalcons/status/1785018227786973435

https://youtu.be/gG899eIotH0

https://tenor.com/view/kylo-kylo-ren-blow-that-piece-of-junk-out-of-the-sky-kylo-yell-kylo-scream-gif-24583996

[slim coral]

Helljumper

[bleak patrol]

When you Helldive, you also need to Helljump

[plain bough]

Well no wonder why we're not making pace, terminids eating away 3% continously

[pale hollow]

Classic DerpDivers

[earnest stag]

Whatstgis

This*

[twin perch]

Halo Inf Helldivers game mode

waiting on trailer

[earnest stag]

[bleak patrol]

There's a lot of bugs apparently

[hallow rain]

Isn't that sort of what the low-ROF SMG is already? The Defender I think it is?

[bleak patrol]

No?

It doesn't look like UMP

And that's what I want

[buoyant urchin]

The supporter edition has the Knight

[eager cliff]

p2w its tarkov all over again god dammit

[eager cliff]

#💣tarkov-released

Use the appropriate channels 🤓

[bleak patrol]

That's more of a #╟❓general-offtopic thing tho

[bleak patrol]

And that's not even close

[hallow rain]

Yeah, I've got the space P90

[hallow rain]

The UMP looks like an MP5 someone got off Temu. Defender looks like a MAC-10 doing cosplay.

I dislike the aesthetics of the UMP strongly, but I will not shame your personal enjoyment of such.

[bleak patrol]

Defender looks like a Sci-Fi Sten gun

[eager cliff]

are you telling me the rules?

@coral crest how many days should @bleak patrol be muted for?

[coral crest]

You fucking idiot, why the hell would I give a shit about that? Figure it out yourself and stop wasting my time with your useless shit.

[eager cliff]

[bleak patrol]

I'm saying it based on the channel descriptions and themes

[eager cliff]

yes but....anime pfp no opinion

jk i love u pyrson

wanted to try helldivers again but i heard it crashes again

cant be fucked to do a good game and crash at extract

[bleak patrol]

When was the last time this game was not crashing for people

[light nymph]

get modded, mod!

[twin perch]

Last hotfix was good for me

First mission complete this one and I crashed

Ran 2 missions and I didnt crash

[bleak patrol]

I think my last crash was right after the release of the current warbond

But I'm not sure if it's the game's fault or my PC's

[buoyant urchin]

Helpdivers is flooded with crashing/performance complaints right now. They acknowledged it and are working on fix

[fast spindle]

[twin perch]

Oh really now?

good to know

guess I should wait before I try a 9

[twin perch]

Approved

@bleak patrol

[bleak patrol]

?

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[twin perch]

White haired bot killer

pfp bait

[median trellis]

why is that everytime i lurk helldivers its you horny posting

[eager cliff]

coincidence

[fast spindle]

kill the undemocratic scum

[median trellis]

[echo verge]

non human detected

[brazen estuary]

People who use those thing are goobers

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/money-smell-sus-gif-23801020

[hallow rain]

Goobers in just about every round I play.

Meanwhile I'm zipping around with a jet pack and the big iron.

[plucky steppe]

||people who kill their teammates after an accident and no communication are goobers|| 🤭🤭🤭

[twin perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1cg00hi/some_context_regarding_the_changes_to_patrols_and/

People still mad

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ch6izs/the_constant_balance_anger_has_less_to_do_with/

Actually good argument

[tawny mirage]

did they nerf something again?

[kindred hatch]

ZAMN

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-light-yagami-writing-study-exams-gif-22300481

[twin perch]

[eager cliff]

[twin perch]

@pale hollow @bleak patrol Managed to get a full 9 done, then blackscreen crashed

[soft patio]

she got the pelvis bone structure of siamese twins attached at the hip but one of them removed

[echo verge]

The inside of her hair is colored differently then the out side
SKINWALKER SKINWWWALRKER SKINW WWARLER

[plain bough]

Fenrir 3 almost done with their TCS

[soft patio]

A shitty photoshop to illustrate this ladys fucked up anime hips designed to hold up two torsos

[dire igloo]

What the fuck

[eager cliff]

her pants are just man sized sharap

[median trellis]

what is going in this chat

[soft patio]

I'm criticizing the weeb anatomy

[bleak patrol]

How about you criticize some bitches

[eager cliff]

hi guys it's me John Helldiver

[twin perch]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1641-modular-juggernaut-armor/

https://youtu.be/aj1tIwG4CmA

[bleak patrol]

Stop making me want to play this thing

It requires me to download the actual thing again

[buoyant urchin]

Hellkov

[bleak patrol]

Escape from Super Ea-

This comment is under investigation for treason

[twin perch]

Modder also made the funny uhh

||Full Auto 12GA PKP||

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

[twin perch]

Fuck offf lmao

[dire igloo]

hornydiver iedy

[twin perch]

I hate that gif

[runic sentinel]

Iedy is on the mwadi pipeline

[vocal hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-gif-25596232

[north pond]

Захотел поиграть в сталкер гамма, зашел в дискорд гаммы, посмотрел канал установка, перехотел.

[eager cliff]

p!translate Захотел поиграть в сталкер гамма, зашел в дискорд гаммы, посмотрел канал установка, перехотел.

[austere lodge]

That language is not supported.

[coral crest]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I wanted to play stalker gamma, I went to the gamma discord, looked at the installation channel, and decided not to.

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

sounds bout right

[plucky steppe]

her back is bent and she is posed at an angle

[soft patio]

trying to tailor an insult for how delusional this is but it's low hanging fruit picking on weebs and their broken spine waifus

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[plucky steppe]

blind or intentionally dense

[soft patio]

the guy arguing the ai body proportions are actually correct

[plucky steppe]

even worse

low intelligence

[bleak patrol]

This is #🤖🐛🦑helldivers , if you want to speak nonsense, go to #🎪bruh-fart

[slim coral]

Democracy

[bleak patrol]

Liberty

[bleak patrol]

Bro took a shovel to Erata Prime

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

did you say "shovel"?

[bleak patrol]

If that's a Warhammer reference, I don't get it

[light nymph]

clearly

[bleak patrol]

No, seriously

[light nymph]

[bleak patrol]

Oh my god a Deep Rock Galactic emote

The only thing I know about Warhammer is that there are big guys in big armors

[plain bough]

death korps of krieg and their shovel

[bleak patrol]

And those big guys look cool, but that's not enough to get me interested

[slim coral]

The only thing I know about Warhammer is the Hammer that is affiliated with War

Idk

[twin perch]

also in a less bearded fashion

[loud bison]

bug planet bugged?

[plain bough]

we did the TCS on that one but dk why the liberation is a bit funky

just focus on Turing now

[loud bison]

20k on Erata Prime, 0% liberated

[plain bough]

3%- every hr so there's that lol

[loud bison]

yeah

surprised we even got Fenrir III

[plain bough]

we got 2 days for each planet so plenty of time

We should be getting an emergency hotfix tomorrow too apparently

[loud bison]

good

[twin perch]

thank fuck

The crashing was really annoying