🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[raw folio]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1c5gg6e/factory_strider_multi_drop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Fuck reddit not doing embeds

It is chewsday

[slim coral]

What injury?

[obsidian flame]

what body

[slim coral]

Damn

[obsidian flame]

uh oh

[fast spindle]

???

[raw folio]

Behemoth

[plucky steppe]

TUESDAY

[brazen estuary]

The forced me to redeploy on top of the rock on the acid rain planet

[twin perch]

ain't it FUN

HOTH

[twin perch]

There is like 4 a tank and like who know how many regular bots lol

Godspeed to the 9 100% clear kings

[twin perch]

Eehh, depends

Premade? easy if you coordinate, smoke, etc

randoms?

[loud bison]

9 rando's be like oops all sentries

[late dagger]

https://www.gamesradar.com/as-helldivers-2-players-take-advantage-of-a-glitch-to-farm-super-credits-for-free-arrowhead-says-its-aware-of-such-undemocratic-behavior/

[plain bough]

SC revoked and balls democratically crushed

[echo verge]

Bro be snitching 😭

[raw folio]

" it damages not only the seriousness of the players but also the development team," Interesting take. however, your mother.

[loud bison]

hallo, Democracy Officer? Ja, this fellow is suggesting fornication without a permit

[raw folio]

Assuming my filing status now are you

This shows a disbelief in super earth's fine administrators. Undemocratic.

[twin perch]

They already nerfed it btw

[late dagger]

How so

[twin perch]

after the first "reset" you only get 2-3 of the SC's and no more

no other resources

[late dagger]

lame

theyll probably break something again so a new method will form

[obsidian flame]

or ppl could just play the damn game

I know this could be a ridiculous notion

[twin perch]

if only AH stopped giving me req slips and support weapons

[obsidian flame]

preposterous, even

[bleak patrol]

Good
Fuck them farmers

[twin perch]

BingusChilling 38 is offended by that statement

[bleak patrol]

No, not Bingus

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-nukem-doom-meme-bingus-cat-gif-20161410

[brazen estuary]

Just glad I got enough to get a great big handful of stuff

[plain bough]

Thats one diff 8 operation down, and another tier 4 module completed

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

2 more modules left to go

[twin perch]

[fast spindle]

[plain bough]

We gotta commit genocide

[brazen estuary]

I wonder if the fuel thing will come up again in the event we lose a defense and have none of it in stock

[eager cliff]

murder bugs yes pls

[plucky steppe]

2 billion bugs?

[raw folio]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbehGU6TUEA|| Murder

[twin perch]

K6BD

[loud bison]

6 days? we're already at 11.8%

[twin perch]

They'll shift the target if we hit it early

[loud bison]

lmao

[twin perch]

They do that a lot w some orders w enough time leeway

[loud bison]

at current rate, it'll be 30 hours but it'll probably be done in less time

[plain bough]

4 hours and we got 16% done

100K players too on terminid planets

[eager cliff]

i mean terminid major order literally say no more fam

[plain bough]

completed in 1 day guaranteed

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[fast spindle]

[obsidian flame]

there was another scambot, swiftly dealt with

[fast spindle]

the automaton saboteur

[twin perch]

Bro is not playng yhe MO

Ban

[bitter pike]

Can we talk about how fucking PRETTY this game is?

[plain bough]

Decided to waste 5 minutes of my time and calculate how much XP it takes for squad impact to liberate a planet if what they said about XP being the deciding factor is really it. 50 million XP

[twin perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1c71c2m/spear_needs_a_nerf/

[plain bough]

lmao

[fresh light]

2 billions ? That's my breakfast

[vocal hornet]

I like how they ignore that it got hit with a orbital first

[obsidian flame]

that's reddit for ya

[loud bison]

should've seen the video on reddit where a guy cherry picked spear moments
last i checked op was having an iq issue in the comments

"uh, spear good if you, uh, ignore every complaint about it. lock on issue, more like skill issue"

[twin perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335438088816033794/1230554482362810388/3jdtt4tyh8vc1.webp?ex=6633be2b&is=6621492b&hm=70e4c8a64c8220ccaeac67d8a053ea9167cd4e8b6ed9b4e8ad27ebd419891464&

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[earnest stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ld5gQ88J-I&ab_channel=BrandonHerrera

[grizzled yacht]

we losing?

[obsidian flame]

everyone's probably focusing on the terminid MO

[earnest stag]

they do

[earnest stag]

you are loosing cause your not killing bugs for the MO

[grizzled yacht]

i was asking

got the game for 2 days now

[earnest stag]

i was making a stupid joke ^^

[grizzled yacht]

ou

XD

[earnest stag]

to dumb to correct it even

Everyone can play what they want.The focus is on bugs again which makes plenty of People happy after fighting Bots for so long.So they all went back there.

in short we gonna get some Planets at the Bot front evicted.

Which seems to be devs intended purpose.

They might give us more toys after we gathered fuel from the buggers aka the MO rn

LAV´s and Tanks

[obsidian flame]

or one of the other Exosuit variants

which reminds me

no one uses the exosuit anymore

just flavor of the week when it was free

[light nymph]

I use it vs bugs

It's good

[twin perch]

2 uses per mission, 10 mins call down, limited ammo

Missile is now really offset too

Like if I have to pick between a suit and laser dog/laser beam...

It has it place in eradications and similar "close" missions

but for traveling around the map I wouldn't use it

for geo missions I would if someone else can use the terminal

[plain bough]

Any faster and we'll complete it in 6-8hrs lol

[loud bison]

when the americans start getting off work

[plain bough]

when americans smell oil

[loud bison]

[obsidian flame]

when the

[earnest stag]

when the

[obsidian flame]

the when

[twin perch]

It's irak all over again

[lunar hollow]

э

[late dagger]

i cant believe they said 5 days lol

[obsidian flame]

underestimaating the playerbase as usual

also what the fuck even is this

I can't even click this dude's profile

[twin perch]

gdi

[obsidian flame]

when I mouse over what should be their nickname, I can't click to see their profile

anyway mods should prolly keep an eye on the dude. No one sets their nickname up like that without a reason

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/gdi-command-e-conquer-rts-pc-global-defense-iniciative-gif-18996635

Steel Talons Rule

[obsidian flame]

no, tunnel snakes rule

[plain bough]

Nothing like a little genocide to bring us together

I've all but maxed out on everything with medals, soon I'll earn no reward anymore

[obsidian flame]

lmao this is glorious

[light nymph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQp21MSLIQ

[obsidian flame]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/8IGhJjmKlsiG3MB875xw1cEa305tr5BW0g2jpDmDybg/%3Fimw%3D512%26imh%3D646%26ima%3Dfit%26impolicy%3DLetterbox%26imcolor%3D%2523000000%26letterbox%3Dtrue/https/steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2521528200601007814/B4433A028511EC2226CE0F2632A25A53079F9810/?format=webp

[fast spindle]

[light nymph]

Your virginity is fake

[fast spindle]

grim go stomp some bugs and stop being so negative

[light nymph]

[obsidian flame]

"I'm fuckin' invincible!"

[loud bison]

[fast spindle]

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14969906419403202204

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760

[late dagger]

https://youtu.be/FvqjI00BeY4?si=xdznQwE0NykiMVq6

This dude is a real helldiver

[twin perch]

BOTS ARE CRUEL DIVER

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

POV : Only good reason to use the Senator

[obsidian flame]

[loud bison]

was Joel planning on taking a vacation?
6 days for a major order done in 1
and a new MO hasn't popped yet

[flat sierra]

don’t diss the big iron

[heavy heart]

Senator is a real man's sidearm.

[obsidian flame]

they're probably cooking up an impossible MO to counterbalance this one

[loud bison]

lol

retake cyberstan in 3 days from current position

[heavy heart]

nah,

they'll just throw a defence campaign

[plain bough]

We need moar strategems

[obsidian flame]

Or something like "these planets must be in super earth control by the time the MO ends" kinda thing

and make it last 7 days or something

so they can cook up a different one

[obsidian flame]

yup new defense MO

against bots again

[brazen estuary]

someone doesnt appreciate class, or cant aim

[loud bison]

both bots and terminids

[heavy heart]

Senator is definitely better vs bots.

[raw folio]

I heard the intro to red sun seeing this image.

[brazen estuary]

not me killing the brood mothers with it

I do legit want a lever gun for hell divers

[flat sierra]

the cowboy load out would actually be so tuff

[plain bough]

so we back to bots again?

[fast spindle]

[brazen estuary]

wait its all bots?

[fast spindle]

where the bug crushing posters

[plain bough]

where's the cyborg fighters at

[fast spindle]

T E R M I N I D # I N # B I O

[brazen estuary]

that looks like random graffiti you would see in a game where you are fighting some generic middle eastern terrorist group

[loud bison]

either or

[light nymph]

what

[brazen estuary]

when he doesnt know

[fast spindle]

this user is clueless

[brazen estuary]

can wait for the 3 way defense missions

[light nymph]

[loud bison]

can't wait to be [REDACTED] by tentacles

[plain bough]

10 planets? we fucked lol

[fast spindle]

dont worry grim maybe some day you'll get it

[loud bison]

it'll be close, just two planets a day and the weekend is here

[light nymph]

not if I refuse to get it

[fast spindle]

[loud bison]

[light nymph]

[loud bison]

[fast spindle]

bedge time

[light nymph]

Have fun dreaming about sexy terminids again

[eager cliff]

its 6 30 pm

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

9 am

[loud bison]

hell yeah

[fast spindle]

no man i been play fallout

no helldivers dreams

[eager cliff]

he is one of those

watches a show , immediately installs game

[fast spindle]

no

[light nymph]

have fun dreaming about sexy Deathclaws

[fast spindle]

i been on this save for like weeks now

[fast spindle]

[sullen skiff]

Feeling the love.

[heavy heart]

Called it.

[bronze iron]

help

anomly runs fine but when i tried playing gamma this appears

[raw folio]

#🔨base-gamma-support

This is helldivers friend.

[bronze iron]

mb

[twin perch]

Democracy officer

send him to the freedom camp

[plain bough]

defense missions being ass as usual

[obsidian flame]

we are not winning this MO

10 planets

[loud bison]

got too cocky bros

[brazen estuary]

idk bugs get a good few

if the bot trollers can get like 3 we can do it I think

[loud bison]

yeah, its not looking too good atm

[twin perch]

These last 2 MO's really feel like a

"vibe check for how the community coordinate/kill goals"

[plain bough]

we only coordinate with bloodshed, not defence

[raw folio]

Also doesn't help that bot evac is still borderline impossible for most of the community

[plain bough]

Did they up the patrol spawn rate? I kill one patrol and suddenly another one takes it place around the corner

like 6 patrols worth in 30 seconds on the same spot

[pale hollow]

As well as a 'how shit is our coding' check. they counted each terminid kill once for every player in a match, hence the expedient completion

[twin perch]

they used the dailies system

since it counts everyone's kill in the squad

so if 2 people kill 200 terminids each and the personal is kill 400

you have killed 400 even if you only killed 200 yourself

[pale hollow]

Yeah, but the global change in terminid deaths is roughly one third of the registered change for the major order, therefore the simple conclusion would be that they were counting terminids multiple times.
In essence, each player contributed singularly to the MO, but each match awarded one contribution to every player per kill resulting in a multiplication.
That seems to be the common theory at least, since the numbers don't add up.

So like you say, the dailies system. Only, each player contributes to the MO as an individual while also sharing kills like a group.

[loud bison]

[plain bough]

Hmmm, Imma ignore that

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[twin perch]

Gonna be honest

no one is going to defend

unless they fix civ evacs

lol

[obsidian flame]

we've been saying this since the beginning

[twin perch]

I've been saying it since day 1 of it XD

[obsidian flame]

yes, "we" as in you, me and many others here

[plain bough]

If I wanted D-Day as a mission, I would've played an actual WW2 simulator game lol

[twin perch]

Helm's deep is a superb mission

[vocal hornet]

Why do you guys struggle so much

I do civ extracts on helldive

[pale hollow]

Struggle? nah, you can just cheese it.
Fun? absolutely not.

[vocal hornet]

Never has been

Not even in one

[eager cliff]

because they suck

it's mostly unfun so ppl just ignore them

at dif 8 and 9 its rly pointless as well

[raw folio]

honestly if it felt more like an assault and less a clusterfuck it'd be more fun

[obsidian flame]

yeah the biggest issue is the enemy dropping in right on top of you

they should drop further away like in exterminate missions

if enemies can just drop ON your position, that position is lost

[raw folio]

I'd enjoy if it started with them dropping in a bit away, then transitions into patrols walking in frequently

So it feels like the dropships are the initial response

And then the patrols are the dedicated response

And then to facilitate speed it ramps up instead of being just "Immediately a clusterfuck"

[eager cliff]

Or we get reinforced cities

or bases

with the gates and shit

like it was with the missiles

[late dagger]

so where are the strider weakspots?

[plain bough]

Still figuring that out, besides the obvious turrets

Someone said laser cannon works against their eyes, but I have no clue where tf is that lol, they don't exactly glow

sometimes rods expose themselves on the top for a bit, unsure if its in preparation of devastator drop off or random

Though I do feel like they got lower overall health nowadays then when they first were introduced

sometimes get 1-2 500kg bomb to a strider

[twin perch]

the AT-AT visor

[raw folio]

What i've heard is, exhaust vents around the strider, the ass, 1-2 hits with recoiless peels the armor so medium pen can affect it, the guns, the visor, and the section it drops the devastators from

[twin perch]

https://youtu.be/kR4Cd658SD0

[plain bough]

this should be pinned

[twin perch]

basically eye slu- slot

[plain bough]

Well this should save me a bit of time with striders then

[brazen estuary]

[raw folio]

Not nearly the strangest thing said or posted in this channel

[pale hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103229065395191849/1231015153106026648/Screenshot_20240420_002633_Discord.png?ex=66356b33&is=6622f633&hm=0cd9fe1e5f5c811bc9895b9b45db1d11acfb1bb6b00aba82698602852c60c8e6&

[obsidian flame]

they shouldn't have said that

[fast spindle]

creeker 2.0

martalers

[twin perch]

Carrier Pigeon devs

[fresh light]

There will be another creek with illuminates, Aldridge Creek or something

[fast spindle]

xfiles creek

[fresh light]

Lol

[eager cliff]

yeah i feel the mystery should have been kept

this way people just play to see what will happen instead of knowing what will happen

[plain bough]

bad bot

[plain bough]

Bug front got twice the numbers than the Bot front, we really giving up on this MO lol

[loud bison]

I don't think Martale is going to be taken in time anyways

it'll be cut off in 1.33 hours

[obsidian flame]

zactly

[bitter elk]

Frankly I never gave a shit about the MO or story anyway lmao.

Just played whatever faction I wanted, and enjoy free medals whenever the MO of whatever it is gets fulfilled

[plain bough]

I want bigger guns and even bigger strategems

[bitter elk]

Yeah I'm kinda hoping it's about time for new stratagems again

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

shoulda given another bug MO

of those

"these planets must be in super earth control when the timer expires"

[tranquil zealot]

someone did the math - if your group killed 600 bugs and you had 4 people in the ground you got -> 4x600 kills for that MO

[plain bough]

So basically we completed it 4 times faster than we should've

[brazen estuary]

no one wants to do more bots

[brazen estuary]

least jank arrow head code

[obsidian flame]

no one wants more bots, they want more dots

[brazen estuary]

polka dot underwear?

[plain bough]

polka dots in my grenade to increase fragmentation against all enemies against liberty

[plain bough]

one of the more lousier strategems honestly

but free is free

[loud bison]

free is indeed free

my main complaint about it is accuracy against moving targets

[twin perch]

It's really sad

The "targetting" is very restricted to like

3m where it lands

and the rockets whiff half

[tawny mirage]

amazing vs bots wym

will destroy tanks, towers, and bases in 1 hit

bring an AMR and a Scorcher and you are set

[brazen estuary]

they are really good

[obsidian flame]

and for something advertised as "good against large targets" they do pitiful damage

[brazen estuary]

not even true

[obsidian flame]

unless they buffed it, I've gotten direct hit on tanks and they survived

[brazen estuary]

never had a bot tank survive a 110 strike, the AA tank or the MBT

chargers are tankier than tanks are and will eat a direct hit and stay up for a while

I fucking hate the bot tank btw, the look so stupid

I feel like they could be 10x cooler, and have more weakpoints than just "thow nade at turret"

[twin perch]

Dread, Chargers, and Titans will survive constantly

sometimes even if they hit all 3 salvos

[plain bough]

lmao, just crashed after 1 by 1 my teammates died

was gonna call em in but crashed

[brazen estuary]

Titans can survive 2+ 500kg so I dont wanna hear you use them as a reason to not use the rockets

[plain bough]

Shiet man it was near the end of a diff 8 match too

[brazen estuary]

Chargers are just built different, prolly one of the most beefy fuckers in the game for some reason

[obsidian flame]

what

[plain bough]

chargers are more of an annoyance now than beefy

[brazen estuary]

and if you mean hulks by dread those are just hard to hit with it since they move so fast and you cant stick them so if you are trying to use it on them you are silly in the first place

its a explosive verson of the gun run, lands infront of the beacon in a narrow path, use it to kill fabs or holes if you dont have a support weapon that can, can hit large waves in narrow canyons and kills some of the larger bugs low TK probablity since its hard to throw it in a way some one might get caught in it

its useful but not a kill all

[plain bough]

hulks become painfully easy with stun grenades

[brazen estuary]

I find more utility in the smokes

[plain bough]

Literally playing an operation with a guy that breathes like a pug lol

even whistles a bit too when he breathes

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-wait-nathan-fillion-gif-4809231

[obsidian flame]

uh oh time for iedy to weird the channel out again

[bleak patrol]

I dunno man, it's one of my favourites

[tranquil zealot]

only if you always played with 4 people ... i think it would be something like 3 times in general

[loud bison]

sweating the small things. it just comes down to calculating it wrong

[plain bough]

Well, did half a dozen diff 8 matches, now I just need rares to complete my modules

[dire igloo]

why is helldivers 2 suddenly in my steams shopping cart

[plain bough]

Join us soon-to-be-helldiver

[brazen estuary]

real

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[buoyant urchin]

https://youtu.be/MgD5dLJ90tY?si=bBXszlzM3_MH-etX

[brazen estuary]

intresting

new speed run tech

[obsidian flame]

now how do you do it if you're not using peasant controls

[light nymph]

the same way but with a keyboard

@pale hollow someone made you a helldiver themed pfp
#1102976131503763496 message

[obsidian flame]

[pale hollow]

The BeanDiver

[brazen estuary]

why do people feel the need to lewd everything

[eager cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102976131503763496/1231324531029704754/co1dance.gif

[brazen estuary]

that is the exact fucking gif I was refering too after scrolling up in the fan art chat

[narrow trout]

why she look like a sister of silence

[light nymph]

The fuck are you on about, she looks nothing like a sister of silence

[narrow trout]

what tf am i thinking of then

[brazen estuary]

we have managed to get grim to stop lurking

[narrow trout]

am i stupid

[light nymph]

Porn?

[brazen estuary]

or he hates me one of the two

[narrow trout]

no i swear there was some of warhammer faction that had a unit that looked similar to that

[narrow trout]

that or im fucking insane

[brazen estuary]

I think it does

I know the eldar have the big helmet tassles

[light nymph]

I mean... Swap the bikini for a body glove and maybe I'd be close to a... Fuck... I might mix it up... The culexus assassin, the one that can shape shift

[light nymph]

I guess an eldar banshee could work

[narrow trout]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

why did i think sister of silence

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

truly living up to my name

[brazen estuary]

why is this dudes hands so small

or is his head massive

[light nymph]

Also... If you ever want to get my attention, get some 40k lore wrong and I might 🤓 at ya

[narrow trout]

what 40k lore do i get wrong if i want you to kill me though?

[light nymph]

#1 kobold
#2 he isn't raising his hands past his shoulders

[brazen estuary]

I will 🤓 over tanks or some planes

[light nymph]

Magnus doing nothing wrong

[narrow trout]

he's red

[brazen estuary]

I get the past the shoulders, his hands are tiny tho

[light nymph]

Eh, stylistic choice by the artist

[brazen estuary]

fair enough

[light nymph]

He's a nerd

[brazen estuary]

it does need to fit into a tiny little square and still be legible

[brazen estuary]

a (big) red nerd

[light nymph]

You don't read pictures

[brazen estuary]

[light nymph]

Tiger 2 is the most sexy tank of ww2, change my mind
Also Goliath's are fucking awesome

[brazen estuary]

goliaths are funny as hell in MoW:AS2

also the tiger 2 is meh imo

[light nymph]

Die

[brazen estuary]

I am something of a Super Pershing head

[light nymph]

Eh... It's a Pershing with some metal stuck to it

The Sherman has more style over it

[brazen estuary]

the regular persing is kinda gross but the pointed hull makes it look so much better

[brazen estuary]

oh so you like shermans? name every sherman

[light nymph]

M1 Sherman, Sherman Jumbo, Sherman Easy Eight, Sherman Firefly, Sherman Calliope, Crocodile Sherman, Sherman Wizbang... Uhhh... There's one I forgot I think, but probably a few more too

No comment on my amazing knowledge @brazen estuary?

[brazen estuary]

way more

like

a stupid amount more

you forgor the m4a3 105

[light nymph]

I didn't... But that's just a different a gun. It's still the same turret as the M1, which is why I didn't mention the 75mm one

But yea... There we're.... So many shermans....

[brazen estuary]

after I get a good game of WT for a thing im doing (top secret no ask pls uwu) I might do a, extremly shity, redesign of the bot tank since I fucking hate it so much

[light nymph]

What's the thing you're doing?

[brazen estuary]

I SAID NO ASKIES

[light nymph]

I know... I chose to ignore your wishes

[brazen estuary]

evil kolbolds and thier evil doings

[light nymph]

[brazen estuary]

its opening its evil little face to bite my knees

[pale hollow]

Holy shit, I just had the most insane game.
I do quickplay and join a game where just as I land the last person dies (no reinforcements).
I ask if I should die to which I get the response "Helldivers don't go out without a fight".
Cue my ass clutching the entire rest of the game only for the 10 second ICBM launch timer to exceed the remaining time until Pelican 1 leaves....
BUT, the fucking mission completion pops up during the fly-away scene and we fucking win

[pale hollow]

No way that fits in a Hellpod

[loud bison]

Eagle 1 Helldiver payload

[pale hollow]

500kg

[brazen estuary]

damn

[late dagger]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58xOBYtevf/?igsh=MWdnNmg2YWMxNGxxNQ==

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[late dagger]

Yes

[fast spindle]

no thanks

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-locked-in-funny-gif-2909757877821689206

[twin perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/689094669035896876/1230569044831113226/image0.gif

[fast spindle]

real...

[eager cliff]

[fast spindle]

[obsidian flame]

lmao

[plain bough]

just 150 rares to go for the last module

[twin perch]

👏

[light nymph]

👏

shit

I missed

[fast spindle]

bug lover

you did it on purpse

[light nymph]

[twin perch]

Remind me

Who posted the cheeked up terminid femboy

[loud bison]

the what now?

[obsidian flame]

[light nymph]

Probably @eager cliff

IT WAS !

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

ledy posting hornydivers impossible difficulty

[eager cliff]

Who the fuck wasted so much drawing talent on this

[obsidian flame]

the more important question is

why did you feel the need to share it with us

[light nymph]

THAT'S COOL, THO

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

dont need to do paperwork with da homies

[twin perch]

Frog x Grim 👉👌

[fast spindle]

i will not be matched up with a bug lover

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/samus-metroid-beating-something-about-super-metroid-arm-cannon-gif-16751561090057902553

[clear basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1231526601850753054/Jamirocharger_337bb9_11479615.mp4?ex=66374786&is=6624d286&hm=1c42cda656213a53a935905019b59dbc17809bbd28236d914bd4c1093addf0b7&

[light nymph]

@eager cliff , new sexy Terminid art dropped!

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-cellphone-gif-5142336183957355682

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-exit-i-went-in-in-and-out-walking-about-gif-20171543

[loud bison]

would

[fast spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-flip-bro-gif-9507099415783530845

you arent just a bug sympathizer, you're a damn bug toucher

[obsidian flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koY4S1BbR5w

[brazen estuary]

impact nade target spotted

[twin perch]

https://fixvx.com/d_mi24/status/1782053700581879980

@bleak patrol AR23P

[fast spindle]

huh

[mossy tapir]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTLaFMXLs/

[brazen estuary]

oml

I hate things being mainstream

[bleak patrol]

Damn, I need to play some Helldivers

[frosty moss]

wtf I actually know where that is

[plain bough]

some lvl50 managed to burn himself to death 7 times during my match

stress inducing with the reinforcements going down

[loud bison]

[plain bough]

carried the match with super samps on the line

[pale hollow]

[late dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/thick-thighs-thick-thighs-save-lives-hector-navarro-callisto6-gns-gif-13410138

[eager cliff]

Leaked Helldivers Map

[fast spindle]

they're already among us

[earnest stag]

NOT THE FURRIES

[twin perch]

OwO

[runic sentinel]

[fast spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[twin perch]

https://imgur.com/gVnagVy

[eager cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gd1f7E_FQqA

[eager cliff]

#🐈pets-posting

banned

[earnest stag]

[fast spindle]

awesome cat

[runic sentinel]

Is the white one retarded

[twin perch]

What the fuck did you say about Flumi

Mods, kill him

[fast spindle]

[earnest stag]

No

[slim coral]

FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS

[heavy heart]

I wonder what ammo that uses...

Ooh, it is 40mms.
Spicy.

[twin perch]

@plain bough you think patch tomorrow?

also, I'm still sad we had no more big BP's

[plain bough]

positively expecting no new equipment tomorrow, more bug fixes

also heard of talks about HD2 going to Xbox as well

we might get new reinforcements

[twin perch]

new server crashes*

[pale hollow]

I kinda doubt they'll release it on Xbox so soon. This is currently the big PS game.

[plain bough]

gotta milk all the PS players first

[pale hollow]

Yeah, and maybe drive a few console sales for daddy Sony

[twin perch]

♻️

[strong axle]

sorry

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

[runic sentinel]

would would

[echo verge]

oh wait

yes I do

[vocal hornet]

Least porn addicted helldivers

[fast spindle]

[bleak patrol]

[brazen estuary]

the least they could to do is keep it to them selves

[loud bison]

reddit to reddit communication

[brazen estuary]

who uses redit still

[vocal hornet]

Nobody you’d want to talk to

[plain bough]

Playing all this makes me really want the Whisperer Liberator, can't clear small places without drawing attention

[brazen estuary]

ive been wondering if we will ever get a silenced weapon

or better yet, weapon customization where I can suppress what ever I want too

[vocal hornet]

You dont need silenced, stealth armour is OP

Just shoot, run a bit to the left, shoot again

Naturally dont get directly spotted

[twin perch]

There is a leak with one

[twin perch]

That is also supposedly? in the files

[brazen estuary]

THANK FUCK

[plain bough]

inb4 weapon customization never gets implemented

[haughty osprey]

Weapon customization like armor customization would cut into the cosmetics store

[plain bough]

just make us pay req slips for attachments, ez pz

[twin perch]

REQ SINK

PLEASE

ITS BEEN

5000 YEARS

[light nymph]

HERE! TAKE IT! Jeez...

man hasn't washed his hands in 5000 years...

[plain bough]

Another comment from ship crew, they don't get tools for their job, they gotta get em leased to em at an interest rate to do their jobs lol

[twin perch]

Sounds about right

[fast spindle]

let that sink in...

[buoyant urchin]

Agh does anyone have that “casting couch” meme with bile titans and a helldiver? Timing would be great right now

[slim coral]

Wish they added AK rifle

[pale hollow]

Just had a match where the level 80 player who was carrying all our 60 samples decided to have a cinematic fight instead of getting in the Pelican, and then the Pelican fucking left without em'.

[earnest stag]

I would Liam Neeson them

[pale hollow]

To make it worse, we had a Russian low level in the same match who decided to ALWAYS use cluster Eagle on heavy enemies... While we were nearby

[earnest stag]

those people never learn

[pale hollow]

That man is a bigger threat to democracy than a hundred people having thought-crimes at the same time

[main hatch]

too bad im alreayd a helldiver, cant switch sides now

[brazen estuary]

real

[plucky steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-star-trek-dismay-disappointed-gif-13970402

A major democratic oversight

[main hatch]

im totally not a spy

[brazen estuary]

yea ur a birb

what do you take me for? blind?

[main hatch]

shit ive been found out

[eager cliff]

[brazen estuary]

no Iedy you cant not the birb

[twin perch]

@plain bough No Patches 😔

[plain bough]

Rip, no patch

maybe tomorrow, if not they're gonna add something perhaps?

[fast spindle]

patches??

my favorite dark souls boss

[twin perch]

If someone is like, griefing like that

just have a little "friendly fire" accident

and pick the samples before extract

[pale hollow]

I'm fairly sure it was an accident stemming from the guy being an idiot/having tunnel vision

[plain bough]

Just had my first kick at extraction

luckily it was just a extermination mission so just 5 minutes lost

[twin perch]

Did you TK someone or?

[plain bough]

no Tks

[twin perch]

Clown host it is

[plain bough]

later tonight just need 50 rares to finish off the modules

[twin perch]

👏

This defense order has killed my motivation lmao

[plain bough]

I hope something better happens in 3 days

especially new shit, I want more stuff to blow up with

[fast spindle]

[balmy spire]

termanid protein for the bulk

[twin perch]

We will get no bitches, no patches and no changes until may 9th

[plain bough]

almost 2 weeks to go for next warbond

kill me now

[twin perch]

Its time to cap medals for another 3 weapons

And tier 5 modules will require 50 supers 250 rares and 500 commons per

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[fast spindle]

these material caps fucking blow

can only hold like 250 medals but it takes like 400 for a single tier

[twin perch]

Yeah you can only prep so much

[plain bough]

takes around 700 medals for every warbond

[twin perch]

672 for zappy one

But yeah 400 for all guns

Armor is very meh in that sense

Since none has cool perks or unique-ness

Only cosmetic and speed preference

[plain bough]

it's purely drip now

or go straight back into the starting set you get

[twin perch]

Unironically

base scout set

is really viable lol

[plain bough]

you start with the basic items and you end up going back to the basic items

the cycle of life completes

[twin perch]

Truf

AR-23 my beloved

It just works

For everything

[runic sentinel]

why is iedy posting helldiver waifus

[plain bough]

ledy is a hornydiver

[runic sentinel]

its i edy ffs

[twin perch]

Iedy is a Goondiver

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-automaton-robot-stealing-baby-gif-16195253252211596411

[fast spindle]

the uhh

first week set

that one orange-ish one wit hteh weird vr headset

that one is real nice

[twin perch]

Yeah but

[fast spindle]

got throw distance and stuff on it

[twin perch]

It doesn't appeal to my aesthethics so I don't use it

XD

[fast spindle]

armor needs trims or recolors or something

idk why they have a hateboner against changing ur skins stats

transmogrifying or whatever

[plain bough]

They just need more bonuses on armor sets to get em a bit of uniqueness between others

[twin perch]

literally this

armors rn are

+2 nades

+2 stims

and "fast or slow"

[twin perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335438088816033794/1232404555900260392/IMG_1933.jpg?ex=662955af&is=6628042f&hm=53c6451fb6f0cdb5b69713e4cf3eb1468572b8e53636802dd5657af9c6c32865&

New stim

[plain bough]

I did it, for Liberty

[loud bison]

kinda nuts the factory strider can just peek over evac pad and destroy the generators

[plain bough]

better yet, they land ontop of the mountain and start firing

[loud bison]

and then it was over when one did land on top of the pad

and destroyed the other

[fast spindle]

hipster beer

[twin perch]

Grats!

[dire igloo]

Goonius Maximus
The hardest helldiver alive

[brazen estuary]

soon™️

[bleak patrol]

Can we just nuke it?

Remove it completely from the game

With the only reason being "Fuck you"

[earnest stag]

Im still for an illuminate planet killer

[plucky steppe]

anti-creekers seething that malevelon creek exists

[earnest stag]

Tadaaaa

[plucky steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/noo-no-father-elf-will-farrell-gif-14042015

Anti pipipoopooers when pipipoopoo exists

[oblique shadow]

hah

[plain bough]

No patch today too, must be saving it for a big one next week then

[twin perch]

Im hoping its a bot rebalance with a side of armor/weapon love

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[fast spindle]

pilot doesnt look like an actual helldiver

that uniform is NOT to spec

[dire igloo]

malevelon creek might be worth it....

[loud bison]

hope the bots take the creek

[slim coral]

I feel like ledy became hornydiver

He is too deep into that rabbit hole now

[eager cliff]

if you dont like women in tight leather you sus

[slim coral]

The fuck

First who the hell asked a question like that

Secondly I would

[fast spindle]

[loud bison]

hell yeah

[blissful sun]

god id let her carpet bomb me

[loud bison]

hug emote to be carpet bombed

[plain bough]

It's funny how half the planets in the MO was because we did better defense on terminid planets

[twin perch]

bugs can't gun down' civilians at range

Oh yay, we lsot Fori prime again

I'm so tired of nothing victories lmao

it like

[plain bough]

Me watching teammates orbital laser murder groups of citizens

[twin perch]

we win menkhet in the first push

and we lose it like 3 hours later

so we have to defend it again

and I'm like

"just why"

I just kinda want like

less of a win, then lose a planet 3 hours later

[late dagger]

Yummy

[brazen estuary]

It’s not good

[narrow trout]

this isn't very democratic

[fast spindle]

true

[brazen estuary]

this is stupidly biased

and outdated since the rail gun is trash now

[hybrid onyx]

shield backpack is overrated as shit

also with how fire damage is now napalm isn't a bad pick for bugs at all

[eager cliff]

vs bots is a godsend tbf if you want to quick destroy bases

as a solo or shit

[hybrid onyx]

Spear is also good once you figure out how they work

[pale hollow]

The Laser Cannon in "Lmao"-tier... heh, old guide is old.
That thing combined with stun nades and the Erruptor is absolutely insane against bots.

[hybrid onyx]

they're insane against gunships for whatever reason lmao

[pale hollow]

Yep, I dived in on a group a few days ago with 0 reinforcements left and two gunship spawners, managed to solo them with the Laser Cannon while waiting for a reinforce.

The only enemy that can truly threaten this build is the Shield (Heavy) Devastators.

Oh, and the Factory Strider I guess, since the Laser Cannon can't hurt them.

[bleak prairie]

at least bugs have a soul. Unlike Cold empty automatons :V

[pale hollow]

That sounds like bug sympathising to me

[heavy heart]

Pretty sure the laser can, just gotta target the right spots.

However now you've voiced this combo I may have to steal it. I've been using the stalwart as the support

[pale hollow]

The Stalwart is a great alternative to the laser in this build, when using it on the Terminid front. However, this assumes that the rest of the team is rocking plenty heavy anti tank equipment for all the Chargers and Bile Titans.

[heavy heart]

Yeah, it's a shame the eruptor doesn't have just that little bit more pen

still, it works well enough on chargers, just shoot under them

[pale hollow]

My favourite is hitting a Brood Commander just right with the Errupter and watching them fucking disintegrate

[heavy heart]

I like shooting idiot teammates.

Preferably when the AOE can also catch a swarm.

It's not often I'm driven to friendly fire, but helldivers is one of those games where sometimes people need a pointed reminder to use their god damn braincells

[bleak patrol]

Imagine not liking the Jump Pack

[brazen estuary]

its lame for what it is

[bleak patrol]

Wow, you don't have to imagine

That's sad

The Jump Pack is a great meme machine

[brazen estuary]

also not my list

[bleak patrol]

Funny Moments generator

Free Extraction tool

[brazen estuary]

I want it to get me up places for sniper over watch but since the devs dont have anything that counters vertical gameplay they just glue the helldivers to the ground

[heavy heart]

It'd be nice if it gave more horizontal movement at least.

Let it be the yeet pack.

The uberdodge.

it's clunky enough that half the time I'd rather just roll.

[bleak patrol]

But that's mine

And I went even further

[brazen estuary]

okay?

[bleak patrol]

Here are the weapons

[brazen estuary]

it was posted in brainfart so I brought it over here

into to correct chat

[bleak patrol]

Ok, and?

How is that relevant

[brazen estuary]

why is the new "battle" rifle a A tier

you silly little silly goober that thing is ass

[bleak patrol]

Because I like it?

Because it's my tier list?

[fast spindle]

[bleak patrol]

You are free to disagree

But I personally like it

That also shows why tier lists are bullshit

Because they are subject to bias

[heavy heart]

I think we can scientifically agree that your choices are terrible.

[bleak patrol]

Can we?

My choices work for me

So...

[heavy heart]

Yup. We can.

[bleak patrol]

Ok, I want to see you try

However

If you bring in "meta"

Your argument is invalid

[heavy heart]

Not enough explosions in S tier, and airburst in F tier.

and mines not in F tier.

These are criminal offences that render all else irrelevant.

[bleak patrol]

Those are more valid takes than I expected

[heavy heart]

there is exactly 1 explosive device

that does not live in S tier.

that is the crossbow

which is just fucking depressing.

[bleak patrol]

In terms of weapons

[heavy heart]

On a more serious note

[bleak patrol]

I reserved the S tier for my top picks for either bugs or bots, with I Breaker being for bugs and Scorcher for bots

Because they just work

[heavy heart]

The CS should be somewhere in the trash heap.

If future circumstances change, it might have a point, but until then, it's just a worse diligence.

[bleak patrol]

I used the CS today for an Op

And it went well

[heavy heart]

I'd argue S tier is the realm for weapons that work on both.

[bleak patrol]

Which made me think it's not that bad

[heavy heart]

it's fine. Except everything it does the base diligence does better.

Medium armour pen on a gun that should not be shooting armour, is not a helpful trait.

[bleak patrol]

I'm also a bit biased towards weapons that fire single / burst by default and against weapons that fire auto by default

And lasers just suck

(This is also why the new "bad" rifle is in A tier for me)

If it weren't looking like XM8, I'd put it in B

[heavy heart]

The new bad rifle is eh, it's same issue as the CS.

[bleak patrol]

So it won with Dilligence by looking better

[heavy heart]

it's traits are interesting, but it's still worse at being a marksman rifle than the diligence.

[pale hollow]

Laser Cannon in F-tier, brainlet ranking chart

[bleak patrol]

The piss laser is, as the name implies, piss

I took it once

Was disappointed

[pale hollow]

Meanwhile I'm out there soloing triple gunship factories with it

[bleak patrol]

Switched for a break action as soon as I found one

[pale hollow]

Combining it with the stun nades also makes it melt hulks, faster than Autocannon

[bleak patrol]

It's an energy weapon

It's a massive con for me

[heavy heart]

Perhaps?

thinking about it, 120 should be lower, it's just disappointment. Still, clsoe enough.

[pale hollow]

I feel like it really is necessary to make separate charts for Terminids and Automatons ngl, like two different games.

[bleak patrol]

My experience with barrages can be described as such
"Guys, I have a barrage, I will take care of this outpost"
30s later the outpost still stands, the barrage hit one dude

[bleak patrol]

True that

[heavy heart]

Max buff on the 380 makes it fairly consistent

[bleak patrol]

It either works

Or doesn't

And it's funny either way

[pale hollow]

The 380 is a must have against Factory Striders, the only stratagem that can solo it.

[heavy heart]

It doesn't always clear nests and bot fabs, but it usually gets most of it done.

and it's great for "I'll come back later".

[bleak patrol]

"I'll come back later"
They never did

[loud bison]

throw barrage
do something else
come back

[pale hollow]

I find the 380 sucks against nests, while it does quite well against Automaton bases

[loud bison]

also, sleeping on smoke

[heavy heart]

If you want smoke

Bring smoke grenades.

[loud bison]

nah

i run stun

[pale hollow]

I love how the bots keep following and shooting you through the smoke, almost as if it was never there at all.

[heavy heart]

it does usually work, at least with grenades.

[bleak patrol]

I think I only ever bring stun on bug eradication missions

[heavy heart]

but it's just... It's not worth a strat slot.

at least hand grenades I don't always need, as I tend to use the eruptor primary or grenade pistol secondary. So if I really want some smoke, I can sacrifice grenades.

[pale hollow]

Stun nades are too good to pass up in favour of smokes for me

[bleak patrol]

I've been using those new nades for a while

They are kinda funny

Not very good

But I like them

Because they sound like a firework when they blow up

[pale hollow]

Thermite sucks due to the DoT bug (maybe)

[bleak patrol]

The only reason

[heavy heart]

If thermite was a little better, I'd bring it for my usual loadout.

[bleak patrol]

I like that if you use it to blow up a fabricator (and maybe a nest too)

It will blow it up at such a delay

[heavy heart]

as eruptor/redeemer/stalwart can't do heavy armour. so having that as a tool would round that loadout out nicely. but it just sucks.

[bleak patrol]

Why can't you do heavy armor?

[fast spindle]

bad mobility

on an already heavy/mobility focused gun

[bleak patrol]

I always use heavy on bots

Unless it's a blitz

[heavy heart]

As in, heavy armour pen.

[bleak patrol]

Then I use medium

[bleak patrol]

Ah, that's what you meant

[fast spindle]

[heavy heart]

that loadout cannot do jack shit to tanks, factory walkers and bile titans without strats.

And heavy armour is shit outside of defending missions.

Mobility is literally life.

[bleak patrol]

I dunno?

I use light on bug missions, but other than that it's heavy

[pale hollow]

I like the the Ground Breaker on Automaton missions, those 2 extra stuns come in handy. Also, the Ground Breaker armour looks neat.

Maximum speed for the bugs though, speed is life.

[bleak patrol]

As much as I like being a tank

I ain't going medium or heavy on bugs

I ain't letting those little fucks surround me

[heavy heart]

I run the trailblazer iirc for both. I swap to the ground breaker for blitzs if I'm not running an explosive gun.

[bleak patrol]

When I play with friends

I'm that guy that gets abandoned during a fight

And then I return

Covered in oil

With the most kills and least deaths on the stats screen

[heavy heart]

I'm getting my armours mixed up, it's the demolition specialist I run for blitzes.

[bleak patrol]

Because in order to catch up with those light / medium running fucks

I had to fight through multiple waves of robots

[heavy heart]

and devastator armour for defence.

See, I do the complete opposite. I usually have fewest kills.

But will have done every single side objective and often main objectives.

And scrounged all the samples.

because fighting patrols is for chumps.

[bleak patrol]

I like how I consistently have more kills than my friend that just runs around the map, doing outposts and causing murder

[heavy heart]

The game rewards sneaking around blowing shit up, but it does not reward slaughter (usually)

[bleak patrol]

But slaughter is fun

Don't get me wrong, I don't trigger patrols on purpose

[bleak patrol]

It's just that if I see a fight, I ain't running away

Partly because with my speed, I can't

But also because

Super Earth gave me weapons and ammo to kill my enemies

So I will

[pale hollow]

Every mission is an extermination mission, objectives are just to tell me which direction I should be exterminating in.

[bleak patrol]

Amen, brother

[late dagger]

For liberty https://youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?si=Al8Qv7BAXtF1Jbm4

[pale hollow]

Imagine buying a few hundred of them, then setting them loose in California and Australia...
We can turn Earth into Hellmire 👍

[late dagger]

It already is half the year lol 😂

[slim coral]

SWEET LIBERT YOUR ARMS

[twin perch]

[plain bough]

Lol 9/10 for MO with Ustotu being left

We should push for Ustotu

[plain bough]

Now that is surprising, we got Ustotu in the bag basically

AH tossing the bone for the last one before the end of MO no doubt

[vocal hornet]

https://youtu.be/bWGOATBH6cs?si=kuWh2yQ5DA15Iavy

[twin perch]

I've always said recoiless is the strongest 2 man lol

[heavy heart]

Yup, if you've got the coordination it's amazing.

Autocannon also becomes daft.

[plain bough]

Quasar is a great one man AT weapon, but you cant beat good synergy when the situation can call for it

[plain bough]

Ustotu is captured

[twin perch]

The war is won

[bleak patrol]

So we somehow managed to not fuck up the MO?

[plain bough]

somehow

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-saved-the-city-spongebob-squarepants-we-saved-the-city-gif-7879261153627679688

[plain bough]

now we wait with no new equipment or objectives

[hybrid onyx]

this is the 10 planets defense order?

[plain bough]

yeh

[hybrid onyx]

lol how did we win that

[plain bough]

cause we're gonna pretend we didn't earn half of the MO from terminid defense planets

[bleak patrol]

If it were only automatons then we'd lose with maybe 2/10

We will fucking lose Super Earth to automatons one day because people still won't be able to defend against them

[hybrid onyx]

did the martle 2 for 1 deal come through though

[bleak patrol]

Of course not

And I bet people got mad at the devs over it

[twin perch]

No cause we failed

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[fresh light]

How long this order was ?

[plain bough]

about a week

[eager cliff]

@light nymph

do you wanna dive

tarkov is dying

[light nymph]

[eager cliff]

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

[light nymph]

can't

[eager cliff]

that woman ruins the whole pic

everyone is armored and ready to fight and you have that silly goose in a tank top with dual pistols

ewww me cool

fuck is this

[light nymph]

indeed

Ash is the worst

and played by the worst people

[silent portal]

Speak for your self bud

[eager cliff]

@clear basalt