🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[earnest stag]

Especialy since his name is uber_racist

[vocal hornet]

Did it hurt your feelings

[earnest stag]

Wild assumption.Its just funny

[raw folio]

Much like reading the chat when you kick someone, it is funny

[neon spire]

i'm stuck

[raw folio]

did you have an SSD and interact with something?

[winged dew]

invade this channel

iedy its ur fault

"what do you want" while muting everybody

[raw folio]

*Liberate this channel

[winged dew]

sorry, forgor i have to talk in helldivers

super earth has fallen. billions will helldive

[earnest stag]

False propaganda

Super Earth never falls

Off to freedom camp!

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[plain bough]

bad bot

[earnest stag]

Hes saying he fucked a mammoth

[plain bough]

damn I know they defrosted some mammoths but thats going too far lol

[earnest stag]

And he gone

[cursive glade]

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[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sīkais-sikais-minecraft-armalv-im-doing-my-part-too-gif-17537900

[neon spire]

yes

evac left us all behind

[obsidian flame]

it's part of something worse

[raw folio]

Yeah that's the cause, ya need to pick the SSD back up then swap to primary to drop it

[neon spire]

did that din't work out

came here to install GAMMA stayed for Super Earth

didn't expect to find a random helldivers channel in a stalker mod discord

[buoyant urchin]

Because we goat

[solid barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473706892057772054/1224354941947215993/m2-res_720p.mp4?ex=661d3065&is=660abb65&hm=fe6a7101c5d5e9e1a4814e41dbb389a34cda0fdd8b9085ff09c6b0b85fdf58d5&

[earnest stag]

[eager cliff]

Best Stalker Server

[plain bough]

Ubanea having 160K players on a bot defense mission no less, impressive

[eager cliff]

Its the Creekers

They left their fucking vietnam planet

[earnest stag]

The Creek should be like Cadia

Glorified

Troops from it renowned and strong

BUT BLOW THAT FUCKING PLANET UP FINALY

[obsidian flame]

ppl who just got the exosuit and quit the game

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

Maybe I should farm more super samples for future modules

[obsidian flame]

maybe you should

[plain bough]

Or I can disappear for a week till new warbond comes lol

[vocal hornet]

Ok

How the fuck do you do the civilian extract mission on helldive

[pale hollow]

You don't

[plain bough]

Get your team to fight on the outskirts while 1 guy does the evac section

they're attracted to larger groups

[pale hollow]

We need a Super Earth version of those bloody Illuminate energy walls, that would help protect the mentally handicapped civilians.

[latent zodiac]

so delay on MO medals is a normal thing forever now ig

[plain bough]

50/50 normalcy

[twin perch]

You have 3 guys kiting

[bleak patrol]

Print dudes

[pale hollow]

Pick your poison:

1. You receive your medals right now but the servers crash and stop working for the next 12 hours.
2. You receive your medals later at some random point and the servers keep working.
   

[obsidian flame]

medals now, of course

[latent zodiac]

honestly same, i just did 3 trivials for an SC run and to see if it would proc the medals into being given, but nah

its gonna be just like last time where i didn't get 2 MOs worth of medals for about a week

[obsidian flame]

just gotta wait

[brazen estuary]

Muh medals

Just play haz 3 and 4 and have fun

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[raw folio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy8chFjV6nE

[fast spindle]

[plucky steppe]

The 37% of people playing on a bug planet while the west front failed had no impact on the failure of the MO. It was the 11% on creek for sure, that’s what we should have an issue with

[obsidian flame]

[earnest stag]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[vocal hornet]

I like how his entire bone structure bent

[vocal hornet]

Honestly this line of thinking is absolutely homosexual. Its a game, people bought it to play it like they want to, trying to force people to go to a specific front when they feel like playing another front is just not right

At that point it becomes a job you payed for

[plucky steppe]

The people bitching about creekers is getting annoying

But you bitching about me bitching is ironic

Because we agree on what we are both saying

[slim coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmqre33wJ4 @earnest stag

[runic sentinel]

@eager cliff you know what would be funny

Getting a cup that says liber-tea

[slim coral]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/126367173423?chn=ps&var=427407199507&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1xCus2zCiRiGyV58TpMYlbg11&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=427407199507_126367173423&targetid=1584571731043&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9031593&poi=&campaignid=19894961968&mkgroupid=148855406073&rlsatarget=pla-1584571731043&abcId=9307911&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwtqmwBhBVEiwAL-WAYR-PT_3oQaQsbZS0S7ofk1WBkLgOIwar7-ygTN67bXnX0_9U_aQPKBoC8GkQAvD_BwE

[runic sentinel]

I knew somebody made it already

[eager cliff]

there's many mugs like those already ye

[earnest stag]

CnC Hell march should be nice

[earnest stag]

Or just go with the games narrative You clearly never played the 1. One where the entire Frontier of that Race got blocked for a certain time after Victory.Guess what will happen in this game too

I cant wait for the complainers

[vocal hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-handshake-male-detected-male-detected-opinion-tolerated-back-pat-gif-25003665

[earnest stag]

Which should have happened after the bug containment system got up and running

[vocal hornet]

Who cares

At that point its a dev issue for trying to force user behavior

One of the cardinal sins of gaming

[earnest stag]

If they would have blocked it,it would be forcing user behaviour but they didnt.

[vocal hornet]

Which is good!

[balmy spire]

death to super earth

[earnest stag]

So your completely wrong.Giving the Players a majour goal isnt forcing it either.Its pushing the narrative and if People dont care for it they shouldnt complain either

[earnest stag]

Bug cuddler!

[earnest stag]

Lol it would be funny if the Illuminates get introduced by using a Planetkiller on Super Earth

In the first game,when Super Earth got conquered,they just declared another Planet as Super Earth

[slim coral]

what's wrong w bugs they have feeling

[vocal hornet]

you misunderstood, i meant if they refuse to add a whole new faction just because of the reason you named

[earnest stag]

They wont

It will come regardless

The narrative will be either they come cause we failed or they come cause we won

[twin perch]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/third-person-shooter/we-celebrated-too-soon-helldivers-2-players-spot-massive-cloaked-gunships-in-the-skies-above-automaton-planets/

[granite marsh]

The Creek and Ubanea are under attacxk

[buoyant timber]

literally saw those the other day and everyone thought i was insane

[granite marsh]

Let's just head on back there and kick in another new hole in them

[vocal hornet]

Sweet

[vocal hornet]

Schizo

[plain bough]

1.5gb update today? what's new lads

[eager cliff]

buffs and nerfs

[twin perch]

Oh my gaawd

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-1000-yard-stare-pfp-discord-typicaljitt-gif-4980154431572290299

Nice april fools Joel

[twin perch]

@bleak patrol I'm sorry little one

[plain bough]

Now that's a real changelog this week

[twin perch]

Full AP

[eager cliff]

Liberate Creek yesterday to be immediately contested the next day

[twin perch]

Diligence Counter Sniper: increased armor penetration from light to medium.

OH MY GAWD

[eager cliff]

finally a fucking Devastator destroyer

[twin perch]

Lib AP FULL AUTO

🔹 Heavy and medium armor protects better and you now take about 10% less damage than before while wearing heavy and about 5% less when wearing medium armor. Fortified commando and light armor is unchanged.

Nut emoji

[plain bough]

finally other weapons getting some love

[twin perch]

Ballistic shield changes:
🔹 Collision mesh has been slightly increased in size for more forgiveness
🔹 Changed shield poses so that less of the helldiver is exposed
🔹 Addressed bug where parts of the helldiver would become vulnerable while using the shield in first person

@bleak patrol

This update is going to make me go nuts

[plain bough]

Dominator getting a damage buff too

[twin perch]

Which one was Domi again?

Oh the fucking 40k bolter???

[plain bough]

Steeled Vets Jar-5

[twin perch]

I am just

Flooding now

[plain bough]

firebreaker seems a bit more useful now for bug missions

[twin perch]

FB was always good

the issue is that only host did tick damage

[plain bough]

though they should've increased the on-fire length for enemies

oh new angle when you log in too

they increased the level cap? I'm at 51

Lol, blood stays on your armor if you survive the mission

[eager cliff]

must be a bug lol

i only did 1 mission

how tf i got to 50 to 53

kekkk

haha must be the XP gain is the same as from lvl 1

5500 xp

lol

[plain bough]

new update, new bugs lmao

[eager cliff]

or maybe not

alo

@median trellis WAKE UP STURM, NEW LEVELS TO GRIND

i think the levels are intended as there are new icons, but the XP is bugged

you level up too quick lmao

[tawny herald]

AYO NEW STUFF?

[tawny herald]

Can I join you guys?

[plain bough]

Damn the damage buff to Dominator making me like the damn gun now

75 recoil still a bitch but the 300 damage pays off

[eager cliff]

Nvm the Liberator is still shit

I still magdump and barely kill 2 of those chainsaw bots or devastators

[plain bough]

Couldn't get close to check it out since the game conveniently crashed, but isn't that the Gunship fabricator?

[tawny herald]

Imagine if the gunships were just shriekers with guns

[eager cliff]

So level cap is 150

ye game crashes shit

[tawny herald]

anti-materiel rifle buffs

[eager cliff]

ye AM feels nice rn

[tawny herald]

I didnt even do anything

[plain bough]

Lol people getting dozens of levels while I started off with an extra 1 to my 50

[twin perch]

Fuck I'm only 52

[plain bough]

Check if you have new Icons and rank tags

[tawny herald]

I do

but Caveira sounds way cooler

[heavy heart]

Muh slugger

How could they nerf my baby

[tawny herald]

starts mission to test slugger
forgets to equip it

eradicate missions are different now

[plain bough]

nope

only level cap increased

[tawny herald]

[plain bough]

go closer and see if it spawns a gunship

[tawny herald]

I can stream it if u guys want

''Fabricator''

Gunship installation

[plain bough]

Well at least they made it really visible and seem to be able to take down with an autocannon

[tawny herald]

join vc

[plain bough]

Damn lol, got rockets too on that gunship

[tawny herald]

kinda sick

I'm glad the autocannon is enough to take these down

[plain bough]

there should be the ATAT walking around too I think, some people mention its in there

[tawny herald]

at least they are not as annoying as the shriekers

but its prob cuz I'm solo, with more players it prolly spawns more

[twin perch]

oh lvl cap is 150

Lvl Cap is 150...

[plain bough]

Wonder what names they pulled off to rank us helldivers

also gotta find a snow planet to see this Snowstorm hazard

[tawny herald]

they can fly above your fov

[plain bough]

bad bot

ew it's playing Rust as well

[eager cliff]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1btuqm5/the_bots_have_atats_now/

the AT AT are here

[plain bough]

So every leak AH drops is basically guaranteed within 2-4 weeks drop, and theres been quite alot of Illuminate leaks

the Strider looks pretty cool tho

cannon ontop and automatic fire from the front

if its anything like the HD1 bosses, it's gonna be a giant tank with 10 guns on it lol

Just waiting for Hive Lords for the bugs now

Also something about a nuclear bomb strategem, Im gonna run that shit to blow everything up if it happens lol

There is one somewhere in the files

horizontal carpet bomb like 60 meters long

[tawny herald]

[plain bough]

lol broken found the Strider now

[plain bough]

seems to be uncommon from 7 onwards

this week is a win for arrowhead with the content and patches

crashes a bit more tho

[tawny herald]

this thing is scary

[twin perch]

Did it gucking tank

The rC

[tawny herald]

yes

[plain bough]

tanked it and shat out a devastator

now thats industralization lmao

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[twin perch]

Ok so rockepod supremacy

Got it

[plain bough]

I don't see any obvious weakpoints on the ATAT

[twin perch]

I saw a radistor

[tawny herald]

I wish there wasnt a dozen patrols on my ass so I could test a bit more

[twin perch]

You jave to get under it tho

Recoiledd id gonna be mvp

Or spear

[tawny herald]

last 2

[plain bough]

mofo ate the droppod like it was nothing

[tawny herald]

the machine guns look killable, the turret idk, now for weakpoints I dont see shit

[plain bough]

hopefully the sticky thermite grenade for the next warbond will help with that

[tawny herald]

what if you throw a grenade at it while its shitting a bot?

AH cooked on this update

[plain bough]

Me using the Dominator for bots now

[tawny herald]

slugger still feels good

doesnt stagger devastadors anymore tho

2 gunship fabricators on this mission

[median trellis]

[plain bough]

yeah

idk if 500kg works too

ah sometimes you don't get hellbombs for strategic objectives, I think its a bug

[eager cliff]

lvl 150 max now

[median trellis]

[plain bough]

welp time to be a grinding hoe and get those levels now

funny number and shiny icon make neurons go awooga

Still don't know why other people have massive level ups while some didn't get anything

[twin perch]

there is a new fucking intro??

[plain bough]

yeah

[obsidian flame]

[twin perch]

AMR buff meh

[median trellis]

for love the of god tell me that is only for flashbangs

[earnest stag]

Ok fuck so i gotta play later

Whos with me

[tawny herald]

[twin perch]

that's new too

[median trellis]

i though the first guys titel was admiral admiral at first

[plain bough]

admirable admiral lol

[vocal hornet]

I'M GUNNA LIBERATE

[plain bough]

I demand my free levels like those people

[earnest stag]

I hope thats not a bug and if it is that it aint getting fixed before i can play

[plain bough]

wonder what the titles are around lvl100 onwards

[earnest stag]

Major seargant master seargant to the max

Smthing smthing

https://youtu.be/d7r9RqWBdl8?si=0cpsCFEDGxJwg1P2

Like in this

[plain bough]

lol

[twin perch]

Eras are terrifying

Erads

they're not empty anymore

and there's more paths in the hill one

Aw, my game crashed on extract

Always post update crashes

[plain bough]

new update, new crashes

see ya next week folks when we get new crashes again lol

[tawny herald]

I havent crashed yet

did a whole campaign

the quasar has new stuff

or I just didnt notice the big screen that tells when the gun is overheated?

[brazen estuary]

ew

you mean I need to play the aids dificulties to see the new content?

major L

[plain bough]

wouldn't be too different from bile spewers becoming artillery at the higher difficulty too

maybe you can see it around diff 6 tho

lmao

[eager cliff]

Yeah another update another Crashdivers

Sounds like Tarkov

[tawny herald]

has anyone tested the quasar on the gunships yet?

[twin perch]

heavy armor

chonks so much

[eager cliff]

Quasar is top especially since it has no reload anim, no backpack

And it recharges fairly quick imo

[clear lintel]

Level 150?!

[plain bough]

150 levels of democracy

just as the founding fathers intended

[obsidian flame]

it's pointless above 20 anyway

[plain bough]

show your commitment to Super Earth

[earnest stag]

For now

Wait for dat juicy tank at lvl 140

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

oh yeah, how does heavy armor feel now since it got that minor buff to damage resist

[twin perch]

Well

Godlike lmao

I am tanking a ton more shots

Like double at least

Rockets hit for 15% on fortified

Or less

I ate a tank shell, lost 20%

Like, heavy devas hurt but not like

Instant death

I could recover

[median trellis]

[twin perch]

Oh yeah the CS is weird

[shy schooner]

Can you no longer bait the automatons into sending their dropships to the outer portions of the "Extract Essential Personal" missions?

[twin perch]

It packs a punch

[obsidian flame]

patch notes say their spawn points are further out, now. So that might not be necessary anymore

[shy schooner]

Thats a fucking lie

Had a tank dropped into the center of the mission zone

[obsidian flame]

[raw folio]

They finally gave it what I thought it shoulda had the entire time. Medium Pen.

[plain bough]

the current planets on the MO on higher diffs

just tried out the fortified heavy, eats damage pretty well with that 10% buff

ate a couple rockets like kosm said

works well with my dominator too so thats a +1

[raw folio]

Rockets also had a bug fix which makes a lot of sense now that I think about it

[plain bough]

Just waiting for explosive primaries to actually do explosive damage too lol

[obsidian flame]

they even changed the Liberator Explosive to Liberator "Concussive"

[plain bough]

Now that I think about it, they should've increased the HMG capacity for this patch too, would've been nice

[twin perch]

I dropped at an Erad

it was full of bots

including 2 hulks

[twin perch]

Yeah eh?

[bleak patrol]

So people finally started joining my Heavy Armor religion?

[plain bough]

Gimme the next warbond heavy, i wanna be dripped out

[twin perch]

Also funny last revolver shot headtap

[late dagger]

rip arc thrower it was already shit and now they made it work at a shorter distance

[earnest stag]

Arcc thrower was fun with 4 People and the Armor to mitigate the damage

[twin perch]

Arc thrower is incredibly good

the range nerf is not that bad

specially if you use it on bugs

[late dagger]

Liberator Penetrator: now has a full auto mode.

[twin perch]

Doesn't change much

Devastators won't stagger

and the -10 damage shows

You can try to glance headshots on devas easier now tho

[late dagger]

Anti-Materiel Rifle: damage increased by 30%.

might actually make it more useful now

[late dagger]

it was nerfed 30%

[plain bough]

been seeing a few more buggy wrecks around the maps now

[late dagger]

the range wasnt the greatest to begin with

[late dagger]

We have improved the system that prevents hellpod steering close to large or important objects.
We have solved issues where the effective area around objects was a lot larger than intended.
We have reduced the number of objects that prevent hellpod steering.
Note: This system is intended to prevent softlocks where players can drop on important interaction points, or drop into unintended places. We will continue to monitor the state of the system after the update to see if additional tweaks are necessary.
could be the reason?

[twin perch]

I used it and it still has the other issues

Not enough pen, random bounces, scope misaligment

[plain bough]

Go use the Dominator

[twin perch]

massive recoil on refire

Domi

also used the HMG

still fucked apart from RPM change

[late dagger]

i wish the heavy mg had less recoil

[plain bough]

this days patch made me use dominator longer than when I unlocked it and used it lol

[twin perch]

oh yeah and ot be clear, I don't think the 30% damage buff makes it hit any breakpoints

devastators are still 2 shots, 1 on weak point

hulks are still 2 shots

It might only be relevant when shooting at bot radiators or bugs

[vague marsh]

:holy

[earnest stag]

Soooo

What is now fine to use

[vague marsh]

WHAT

WHAT

HOLY EMOTE IS GONE ?

WHAT THE FUCK

[granite nest]

anyone helldiving this moment this place?

[vague marsh]

:holysmokes:

[earnest stag]

im eating then diving

[vague marsh]

WHAT THE FUCK

[raw folio]

I cannot quite yet

[granite nest]

HOLYSMOKES LEFT

[raw folio]

Give me like half an hour

[granite nest]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[plain bough]

I gotta cook dinner first then I'll helldive

[granite nest]

:holesmokes:

:holysmokes:

:holysmokes:

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-awkward-nose-embarrassing-embarrassed-gif-18440359

[granite nest]

[sharp kindle]

[vague marsh]

took them long enough

ngl

i used penetrator

and you can use it auto with burst mode too

just spam m1

[vague marsh]

[plain bough]

I gotta do missions for super samples now to max out that tab

[vague marsh]

wait

did hate leave ?

why can't i ping him

[granite nest]

oh god

[sharp kindle]

[vague marsh]

oh nvm

i forgot

he hhas different

profile

@autumn talon

rip your macro

[plain bough]

go use the Dominator sparter

[vague marsh]

WHY DOES EVACUATE CIVS

NOW REQUIRES

50 CIVS

[sharp kindle]

very tempted

[vague marsh]

no more 20 second supply

[autumn talon]

i just make macro 1000ms inatead of 750ms

[vague marsh]

fair enough

[plain bough]

this patch made me use dominator more than when I unlocked it

[shy schooner]

12 Rocket Devistators....

[vague marsh]

again.

why would u use guard dog

when u got rover

[autumn talon]

rip macro when the dummies learn to block macros

[vague marsh]

[autumn talon]

[plain bough]

they should do a funny and replace the liberator on that with a GL

[vague marsh]

[heavy heart]

Fire up 50% across the board tho

[sharp kindle]

now we wait for pyson to drop a review on heavy armor

[heavy heart]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[plain bough]

we've already made our verdict up there, pretty good

[vague marsh]

i mean.

why wasn't this first case anyways

[sharp kindle]

it wasnt

[vague marsh]

[sharp kindle]

it still pretty dog anyways

yep

me hapy

[vague marsh]

Thank fucking god

[sharp kindle]

me AT rocket carrier

[vague marsh]

holy shit

even a droplet

of puke

would kill you

on diff7 +

[heavy heart]

I don't see the medium armor pen helping on a gun you need to smack weakspots with anyway.

[vague marsh]

man

i was cheesing bile

with arc thrower

[median trellis]

rip flashing 2024-2024

[vague marsh]

shriekers gave me ptsd that i always tried to shoot them when they were still on top of their nest

thx to ragdoll 1 shotting u

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

time to give ballistic shield a try

[median trellis]

well since i have about 6 frames building atm looks like its back to lvl grinding in heckdivers

[vague marsh]

im busy playing minecraft so i forgor about hd2

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdT29R_L7w

wtf they really did add a goddamn AT-AT

[median trellis]

i cant wait for my friends to come online
we are gonna get fucked so badly by these and the gunships

[earnest stag]

Deja vu

its not like all this was discussed the last 4-5 hours

[late dagger]

i thought we freed the creek

[earnest stag]

im soon done with food

IM DONE

im readdy for diving

[raw folio]

I am ready to dive now

For super earth ™️

[clear lintel]

Huh

Wait what?

[median trellis]

warframe not helldivers

[clear lintel]

Oh lmaooooo

[median trellis]

i havent grinded hard enough to break space time yet

[raw folio]

Then dive into hell with me while you wait for your crafting

Well, when I finish patching

Because I forgor my PC was off when update went live

[vague marsh]

would've liked to join but i gtg eat soon

im fasting rn

[earnest stag]

i just made the biggest mistake ever

join a random Helldive difficulty lobby

[raw folio]

Critical Error

[earnest stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMLGpKmL_M&ab_channel=Laffetie

You can penetrate the engines with the diligence

but it aint doing much

look at this shit

we just dropped and instantly 9 gunships and 2 hulks

[granite nest]

...what

WHAT

[median trellis]

warframe not helldivers

[granite nest]

ohhh

i had to check your profile

[median trellis]

[granite nest]

I couldnt believe my eyes

[raw folio]

Don't forget the cloaked ships in orbit btw guys

[earnest stag]

Fucking illuminates

[raw folio]

Love each NPC on each ships being very slightly different

Including the names

Subtitles

Oh the new ship walk in sequence is pretty good

[earnest stag]

I wanted to nuke the hulk with the expandable

all i got was Helldiver with shieldpack in my face

EATING

THAT

ROCKET

AND

YEETING ME

guess i did the least cause ime not that bloody

My game crashed when i entered the Super Store

[twin perch]

yeah that's the thing, now it has superb pen but ?? damage

so it's weird XD

it's basically a light target deleter

[earnest stag]

i stay with the Sickle and see when the new AR´s drop how they are

i like the penetrator actualy now a bit more but its still mehhhhhh

[twin perch]

idk 300 dmg is great mid tier enemy weapon

AR-23P feels nice n devas but it's still a precision gun

dunno buggies

[shy schooner]

The Dominator is actually juicey

It's what the slugger was

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-bug-gif-14175573552411976903

[plain bough]

Malevelon Creek being successfully defended faster than when we took it lol

[raw folio]

We don't wanna give creekers a reason to neglect ubanea for any longer than need be

[obsidian flame]

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-groggy-sleepy-what-dazed-gif-16582493918036962522

[raw folio]

This is a certified "should have brought impacts" moment

[obsidian flame]

but he had impacts

[raw folio]

Can't believe they didn't use em

Certified skill issue now

[obsidian flame]

he threw one

[raw folio]

But those tanks be dumb as hell

[raw folio]

And they had 6,I don't see a carpet bomb of impacts for max BM

I just want the tanks to eventually go straight battlefield and just run your ass over if you get close

Just hear beep beep beep crunch

[main laurel]

Does anyone else crash after every single extract after the new patch?

[main laurel]

As a former QA tester, this message from devs gives me PTSD

[obsidian flame]

Haven't had issues since the dark times of login queues

[obsidian flame]

the urge to replay MGSV and slap the Helldivers 2 extraction theme for Pequod to blast from his chopper

while spreading managed anarchocapitalism

[shy schooner]

The game keeps crashing :((((

I just wanna fight against the robots

[plain bough]

jesus that was ass, landed right next to a double gunship factory with a strategem jammer nearby

[obsidian flame]

[bleak patrol]

Damn, I know that they increased the lvl cap

But it looks weird now

I have 4326/5000 xp

Yesterday I had like 100k

[obsidian flame]

I wasn't even close to 50 anyway

never paid much attention to it

[twin perch]

I wanna see what the new lvl plastes are

I seen the lvl 90 one

and it looks great

[obsidian flame]

the icon to the left of your player name/title?

[earnest stag]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ic5j-5z2xRA?si=6EaGA8WSbWTcofSL

[pale hollow]

"That was really funny, I thinks all should do that in the name of Uber Earth and Directed Democracy" -StickBoi86

[earnest stag]

Thats why Friendly Fire is in the game

You can either be a Hero

Or be that dick fuck who does that

FF is hilarious imho

[pale hollow]

Accidental friendly fire is great.
Deliberate? in a friend group sure

[plain bough]

Ya know they said they fixed the devastator type not spawning properly, now it feels more cancerous with everyone of em being the minigunner lol

[twin perch]

YOU TOO??

I thought i was nuts

I was like

"wow less rocket and regualrs"

but I keep seing minigunners

I think they nerfed the gun tho

[plain bough]

I dont mind if they spam devastators but not everyone of em has to have a shield and minigun

[plain bough]

faced my first Factory Strider

and game crashed as I was extracting, rip my 5 super samps

[brazen estuary]

and saw no effect so didnt "waste" more

[plain bough]

also saw a lvl100 dude, his rank was Hell Commander, nice tag

70-ish yeah, saw a dude with it

[pale hollow]

I think the level 140 rank is "Private"

[plain bough]

Would be funny the peak was some normal thing lol

[pale hollow]

The very last one is "Super Private" iirc

[plain bough]

does the XP amount stays the same from lvl50-150 onwards for leveling up?

[pale hollow]

No idea

[plain bough]

5.5K?

52 atm

so about 1K increase per 10 levels

gunships will fuck you up if you don't have immediate anti-air at the ready

Calculated the theoretical amount of XP assuming it stays consistent at 1K increase per 10 levels from lvl50, 1.15 million XP lol

Imma just stick to getting the "Admirable Admiral" rank lol

[late dagger]

how the fuck people level up so fast

[plain bough]

I suspect the XP they gain after lvl50 accumulates but never show it

still though, thats no life territory getting that high of a level

[late dagger]

i think im like lvl 34

even that took forerver

[bleak patrol]

So, basically

After lvl 50 we are just getting demoted

Commander is below Admiral

So my theory stands

We're just getting demoted until we hit Private

So the best way to be a Helldiver

I just surviving long enough until you hit Skull Admiral

And then retiring, and if that's not an option, dying in battle

[plain bough]

retirement is only after you spend 10 years in deployment

[bleak patrol]

So option B it is

[plain bough]

and they stretch that meaning real long so you gotta do battle literally for 10 years

[twin perch]

yeah what if I want to be

lvl 150

[plain bough]

Kindly sign this waiver to dedicate your soul, mind and body to the glory of Super Earth forevermore

[pale hollow]

Just pray that you are one of the last divers thawed just before the galactic war ends, easy citizen score increase and retirement

[obsidian flame]

careful

[bleak patrol]

Doing Eradication solo be like

[obsidian flame]

blessed medic armor

also the eradication progress is shown as % now? ew

[bleak patrol]

Yes

I would really like for the enemies to stop shooting through solid rock

[steep fractal]

Anyone lv150 yet

[obsidian flame]

[bleak patrol]

Why did they remove the showers from the Pelican

But my resolve to not die on a mission is now doubled

Because I get to see how much more shit can I get on my armor

[sharp kindle]

gotta make that hazard pay for the crew worth it

[obsidian flame]

[fast spindle]

[sharp kindle]

||https://fxtwitter.com/grpeephole303/status/1775153184790729203?s=20||

[obsidian flame]

wait

does "factory" strider mean what I think it means

[sharp kindle]

[late dagger]

Know what would be great

Not dying to everything

[late dagger]

I just fought one of those

It's like an atat

[steep fractal]

Yes.

[late dagger]

the guns need to have blood on them

its stupid they dont

[obsidian flame]

I'm more wondering about the "factory" bit

[late dagger]

honestly id rather them fix the game to not crash a million different ways, then add new shit

[late dagger]

i believe its one of the fabrication plants that became sentient

[steep fractal]

It spawns stuff

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[fast spindle]

yes

[bleak patrol]

So far the only new stuff I saw was the gunship

And it took me by complete surprise

I blindly marked a side objective on the map, didn't recognize the icon, was like "Oh, a new side objective, how nice :>"

Completed the main objective, went there to investigate

Got surprise shot from the sky

Good stuff

It was fine until a 2nd one appeared

[steep fractal]

Surprise

[bitter pike]

The democracy protects armor passive is so fucking goated

[bitter pike]

It doesnt just save you from the single instance of damage that would kill you

It basically makes you immortal for like 4 seconds

[loud bison]

disconnected while extracting with just enough samples for an upgrade

pain

[twin perch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1buit34/arc_thrower_misfiring_spear_not_locking_correctly/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bu7ijf/moved_the_enemy_spawn_points_further_away_from/

[bitter pike]

Ragghh

I cant stand when youre at the 7-9 range and people insist on fighting every single person

[inland hemlock]

Yo

[twin perch]

AH should really put out the "we're working on this" like 4 weeks ago

for the spear/etc , just adding it to known issues lol

[earnest stag]

Thats how you get swarmed by Gunships

https://youtu.be/ZQMLGpKmL_M?si=aifaCq3B0X6lZyGl

Right after we dropped in

[bitter pike]

I ended up having to do like 80% of objectives solo because my entire team kept stopping to brawl the hoard of 1000 berserkers

[earnest stag]

Yeah i tried running

Then the 2 hulks came in

[bitter pike]

Are you using the counter sniper?

Or is that the normal one

Ive been using the counter sniper and its fun- you can two tap devestators in the head

[earnest stag]

Diligence with med armor pen,was just to test it.It makes weird damage

Mainly use the Sickle

[bitter pike]

Dunno if its the same with the normal diligence

[earnest stag]

Its a good small enemy deleter but thats it

Also i switched from railgun back to recoilless/ expandable

[bitter pike]

Nah its great for everything but hulks

And maybe the recon thingies

And berserkers (nothing is good against berserkers)

[earnest stag]

Breaker is

Dominator too

[bitter pike]

True

But other than those two its pretty dang good

[twin perch]

It's weird right

like it has great pen now but

??? damage

[bitter pike]

Tbh sounds like a skill issue

[raw folio]

It's damage is definitely in a weird spot as it doesn't hit a breakpoint

So it's functionally the normal dilligence with medium pen, 5 less bullets, and a different scope

[slim coral]

Whats the special attribute of the Counter Sniper compare to the normal variant

[twin perch]

And worse handling XD

Still has oomphy handling stats

if it hit for 150 I'm p sure it would be the 1 tap breakpoint on devastators

and very apreciated on medium armor buggers

[twin perch]

Ofc the MTX store gets patched asap

But noo, we can't correct scopes or lock-on fast guys

it's iterative

I know I'm just making the joke

Since MTX Store is literally completely optional meme

But not having adquisitions is death

[plucky steppe]

🤠

[plain bough]

neato

[earnest stag]

[eager cliff]

Cheese Warrior

true lvl 18

[plain bough]

200 kills with stalwart for todays order

[twin perch]

Lord McNugget

Fuuuck the mission end crashes

pisses me off

[plain bough]

Might as well, we got all the planets for the MO and it ends within the day

should try out the firebreaker again

[eager cliff]

I love these devs man

Why fight the tide , just play along the community

4th of April - Malevolen Creek Memorial Day

We get a cape

Nice

Sadly i still crashed on extract so.....pls fix

[earnest stag]

Iedy to lazy to read 5 messages above

Ok its more than 5

Im german

I cant anything

Im not allowed to since 1945

Imagine i would use my full energy to work instead of writing here

[twin perch]

3rd time for me

[earnest stag]

Novody could handle that

[eager cliff]

ofc i am the only one that says something meaningful

i matter

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-im-better-im-weirder-weird-gif-27171161

[earnest stag]

🫃 im fat

Weight over speech

Il just sit on you.

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-16572778167231286334

[plucky steppe]

i love that the rememberence is held during their lunch break

[buoyant timber]

boo womp 😔

[mossy tapir]

Oh lmao I didn’t see

[plucky steppe]

someone needs to post it again

[eager cliff]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GET A NEW CAPE BECAUSE OF MALEVOLEN CREEK YOU SAW ??????????

[plucky steppe]

Too old to be productive? Consider an early trip to the bio-repurposer vats.

do they have corpse starch in this universe too?

Just so you guys know, the Hulk Sorcher's flame throwers can kill you instantly now

there is no more being able to dodge and stim

[loud bison]

y'know, it'd be even funnier if iedy would lock this channel to post it again

[light nymph]

hey guys! Check out the new cape!

[eager cliff]

I KNOW

[plucky steppe]

ah yes, my reward of 1

I'm so glad I have a

[earnest stag]

HEY GUYS DID YOU SEE !!!!!!

[plucky steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-excellent-extra-hello-hello-u-gif-21823546

[light nymph]

HOLY SHIT! A NEW CAPE?!

[earnest stag]

HEY CREEKERS DUD YOU SEE!!!! WE WON

Ok enough of this

[lost grail]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

I was there

When the creek fell

[plain bough]

I found the ranks for every new level from lvl50

[twin perch]

after seeing that

I expect that rank 500 is like

SUPER 10 STAR GENERAL

I wanna see the plates tho

[plain bough]

Super Earth probably aren't expecting helldivers to survive that long to achieve the rank lol

they just making shit up as they go

[twin perch]

also

fucking Private

[plain bough]

Super Private reporting for duty

[twin perch]

Super Sargeant inspecting his super privates

[eager cliff]

ok so the game still crashes if you spawn too many anti tanks and shit

ez 30 minutes down the drain

[obsidian flame]

this doesn't make sense

[plucky steppe]

There is a lot of privacy at the top?

[soft patio]

I just keep mine on Cadet

level 70 cadet checking in

[obsidian flame]

I set mine to Death Captain

because I bring death

to friends and foes alike

and to myself too when I feel like it

[tawny herald]

Skull Admiral is kinda boring, but in ptbr it's Almirante Caveira so its sick af

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/seu-madruga-funny-not-fit-for-today-im-tired-gif-16438555

PRE RI GO

[twin perch]

I just want to get lvls, why won't the game stop crashing

💀

[tawny herald]

I haven't crashed once

only sometimes by alt tabing but I had that problem before the patch anyway

[obsidian flame]

[twin perch]

On end screen but I still get rewards

Just annoying only lol

[late dagger]

the amount of crashing is too damn high

[eager cliff]

Yeah it crashes a lot

[plain bough]

crashes a bunch for me, usually during extract

luckily tho it still gives me the rewards so long we take off

[eager cliff]

https://www.tiktok.com/@laylabella2004/video/7352752346629197074?_r=1&_t=8lDnTXmZSD3

[light nymph]

You're right, we should get back to what's important... Like this new cape they added!

[shy schooner]

I wonder if it's also to commemorate that guy who died shortly after reaching level 50

Cause that's my personal head cannon

[bleak patrol]

Gee, thanks

[obsidian flame]

[clear lintel]

Democratic detonation

[plain bough]

the armor better be bussin with explosive passives

[earnest stag]

[late dagger]

wooo a whole 1

[bleak patrol]

I'm rich

[late dagger]

youre rich now

[bleak patrol]

I have 1

[twin perch]

We're rich

@clear lintel when is liberation day

in HD2

[clear lintel]

october 26

[plain bough]

we'll celebrate on oct 26 then

[twin perch]

So we have to wait for the springfield

[clear lintel]

Yea

After that it should be available forever

technically

That's what I'm assuming

[autumn talon]

oooh, a new cape for doing absolute nothing

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-do-fucking-shit-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-i-didnt-do-anything-i-did-jack-shit-i-did-fuck-all-gif-8193321463410745871

[plain bough]

Time to helldive into bug territory, gotta use me the stalwart

[earnest stag]

HEYYY DID YOU ALREADY SEEE ????

I hope this joke dies today.

[late dagger]

wtffff why cant you rejoin same game after crashing its sooo fucking stupid

i hate spending like 35 min in a match to crash and get nothing from it

[hallow rain]

Got mine done on Tibit in 2 medium missions. Was it optimal, nah. But it worked

[late dagger]

doing bugs after bots feels refreshing not gonna lie

[hallow rain]

It is nice to be able to get a break from one set of enemy strategies.

[autumn talon]

i did not also i mean, last time i opened hd2 was when we had bug mo

[late dagger]

i ment it felt good not dying every 2 secs to bullshit

[autumn talon]

i just login after mo to get rewards

[late dagger]

thats traitor talk

DEMOCRACY OFFICER

[obsidian flame]

[brazen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-just-like-me-fr-vatican-papal-states-sigma-hes-just-like-me-gif-26405637

[vocal hornet]

Hey guys

New feature dropped

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1212788564270645368/1225135666682265630/image-12.png?ex=66200780&is=660d9280&hm=918382035c45c5b13f3013e921aaab43e024043876be19d88dbe3cb6b5b60e65&

[obsidian flame]

[late dagger]

man if you only scrolled up like 10 lines

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[late dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/president-not-to-read-elected-simpsons-gif-10792961

[light nymph]

you were never elected

[plain bough]

I have murdered the bugs to satisfaction

also enjoyed firebreaker time

[brazen estuary]

I like that when I tapped on that to see its name I was presented with to shaking ass emojis

[light nymph]

what

[brazen estuary]

What kinda servers u in

[earnest stag]

Yep

Thats kinda akward xD

[twin perch]

AssAnima

[pale hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-helldivers-helldivers-2-democracy-terminid-gif-3168879135254179225

Shaking ass?

[late dagger]

wtf are you talking about?

[brazen estuary]

I’m on mobile so I might see something slightly different but yea

It has two anime asses lol

[late dagger]

the emote?

[earnest stag]

[brazen estuary]

Yep lol

[brazen estuary]

Yea after you tap or click it

[pale hollow]

That is why, suddenly you no longer sound like a schizophrenic

[late dagger]

oh you hit show more emojis

it tells you the server its from as well lol

[pale hollow]

Me dropping on a bug world after being on the western front for the last few days (I did not bring heavy anti-tank stratagems):

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103229065395191849/1220081620657115136/SpeedyTitan.gif

[bleak patrol]

[twin perch]

Bro forgor the railgun

Railcanon*

[plain bough]

where's my portable nuke launcher

[late dagger]

spear works wonders against them (if you can lock on)

[plain bough]

gotta shake it a little bit

[late dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/washing-machine-spin-cycle-funny-shake-it-gif-7918814

[tawny herald]

there's a new cape?

[pale hollow]

Yep, the embodiment of the creek meme: a cape

[late dagger]

man itll take forever for it to be delivered

[pale hollow]

Unironically goes great with the red and tan light engineer armour

[twin perch]

Airburst RPG is real

[plain bough]

this better work against ground targets to destroy large groups of light targets

[obsidian flame]

XM25 Airburst from BF4

[plain bough]

the video showing how the airburst works look really complete, probably next week we get it

[twin perch]

r/helldivers2leaks

[twin perch]

or this one, since MO

They might drop that + something else

I want better sorting in the mission stratagem menu btw

when you're selecting them

[plain bough]

5 more days for new MO

gotta get just a bit more medals

[obsidian flame]

a "favorites" tab would be kino

fabino

[plain bough]

Bot/Bug setup

[twin perch]

Presets

[obsidian flame]

isn't it every 2nd thursday? or was it tuesday

[twin perch]

Nut emoji

April 11th

[plain bough]

tuesday

[twin perch]

WB is every 2 Thursdays

[obsidian flame]

the duality of man

[twin perch]

Nemean is talking abou t MO

XD

[obsidian flame]

oh

right

wouldn't it be great if they coincided though

get a jumpstart on medals as soon as the new wb hits

[plain bough]

anyone seen the pic with Super Earth having 16 confirmed illuminate kills

[twin perch]

Yeaaaah

[obsidian flame]

hax

[tawny herald]

automatons

[obsidian flame]

I love how accurate this is

[sharp kindle]

[obsidian flame]

time for the ☝️ 🤓 moment though

instead of the AT-ST

it's the AT-RT

one pilot, exposed

[tawny herald]

true

[loud bison]

wait until the guys using Internet Explorer find out

[earnest stag]

HEY STRELOK

DID YOU SEE

[slim coral]

So april fool is now malevelon creek day

[bitter pike]

Us steam rolling the bots is an April fools day event

[clear lintel]

@bleak patrol @twin perch @sharp kindle

[twin perch]

https://youtu.be/XQUBlx-u284

[clear lintel]

[twin perch]

Autopilot

LMAO

[sharp kindle]

[bleak patrol]

Nah, you ain't coming

[sharp kindle]

[bleak patrol]

You got me scared there for a moment

[obsidian flame]

probs just an edit

still pretty coo