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earnest stag
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Lul

eager cliff
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Kek

obsidian flame
twin perch
obsidian flame
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last time I got TK'd I was like

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4 steps ahead of someone with an exosuit

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sprinting ahead of it

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and I died to it stomping me

plain bough
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Fori Prime at 95% and we've only got 23hrs to capture 3 planets to complete the major order

heavy heart
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it was bugged, apparantly, so they might extend that timer.

obsidian flame
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doubt

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next MO might be easy as "compensation"

plain bough
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Well at least for the moment we get free 500kg fart bombs for use

obsidian flame
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I may be wrong and I hope I am

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but I suspect they don't have any way of making changes to the ongoing MO

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(other than Joel arbitrarily changing the liberation % progress on planets)

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but like

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changing the timer on the fly

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don't think they can do that

heavy heart
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I know the game is held together with tape and dreams

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but I suspect they can

obsidian flame
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cropped porn cropped porn
Also isn't that C-01 form about getting the right to have babies? Why would they give condoms

bleak patrol
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You're supposed to get a C-01 before you even attempt anything that could result in accidental or planned family expansion kek

obsidian flame
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kek cringe lore

twin perch
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Its got massive hoonkas but its nor porn

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But I aint posting beyond that crop

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Something something Whiskey Project

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WZ-69 Morale Suit

bleak patrol
twin perch
light nymph
eager cliff
raw folio
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Its funny because it's true

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I expect nothing less from the magicka 1 devs

obsidian flame
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ppl act like they don't know Arrowhead

raw folio
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Don't make arrowhead get out the death beam

earnest stag
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do not touch the funny zapper tower

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right is my old body

raw folio
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"Attention helldivers: Do not attempt to lick the tesla tower"

twin perch
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Average Freedoomer

earnest stag
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Kosm

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will you think

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really THINK

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do we ever need that ?

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twin perch
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Mamster Chhemf

earnest stag
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will we ever needing 200 armor ?

twin perch
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Because that's the Mamster Cheemfs

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Armor

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Only for the memes not for actual usage

earnest stag
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i still dont think we will need it

light nymph
earnest stag
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we just took FORI

earnest stag
light nymph
earnest stag
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Wise woman

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who cares

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Kosm can be what Kosm wants

eager cliff
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@earnest stag kekpoint Tesla user crashing the lobby

median trellis
light nymph
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Typical Elon tech

earnest stag
bleak patrol
earnest stag
raw folio
bleak patrol
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You know, that explains why yesterday both me and my friend crashed

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Because I was using the Arc Shotgun and he was using the Arc Thrower

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But the most interesting part about that is that at the moment our games froze none of us was actually shooting them

eager cliff
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@sharp kindle @light nymph alo

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wanna helldive a bit

light nymph
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not right now

eager cliff
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oki

sharp kindle
twin perch
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"Early next week"

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lol

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ok thanks AH

twin perch
twin perch
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Anyhow yeah, meme armor

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Run it if you want to cosplay master chief after he got into the pantry

bleak patrol
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Alternate Universe where armor rating 200 bounces tank shots

obsidian flame
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alternate universe where we wear Saiyan armor that has high defense but doesn't affect our speed and agility

bleak patrol
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Oh no

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I got flashbacks to Siege

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When they made Blitz have 2 Speed instead of old 1 Speed

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That was terrifying

runic sentinel
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@eager cliff

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explode his balls edick

obsidian flame
obsidian flame
bleak patrol
twin perch
bleak patrol
twin perch
twin perch
bleak patrol
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I did

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It has 30 armor

twin perch
bleak patrol
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I'm pretty sure she needs that bonus speed

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It looks like she's heavier by default

twin perch
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Dont look into the uh artist twitter

runic sentinel
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no porn pepew

twin perch
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My first discover of whisky was like 4 years ago of her vtuber bleeding out as a usec pmc

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And then I was very surprised to see her pop up w Rimmy and a server I hanged out

bleak patrol
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I found it

twin perch
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So it doesnt surprise me to see what she rts lmao

bleak patrol
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Damn, my morale did go up

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I feel like squashing some bugs

obsidian flame
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today's personal order fyi

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bleak patrol
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Ey, pretty nice

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At least it's not the AMR

twin perch
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Might do it

earnest stag
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did that with one drop

bleak patrol
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This one just does itself

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Unless you have Recoilless

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When there was the "Kill 60 enemies using the AMR" I basically had to handicap myself for 15 medals

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Not worth it

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Worst experience in my short helldiving life

obsidian flame
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can just

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do a diff 1 mission in 5 minutes

bleak patrol
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No

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We're either going in or not at all

earnest stag
twin perch
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Myf ucking reation

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at watching chainsaw bots eat a full EAT

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and shrug it off

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in the tummy

obsidian flame
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they've always been wacky imo. Sometimes they go down easy, sometimes they act like they're the fuckin terminator

plain bough
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We ain't making it for the major order boys, wonder what fuckery they'll introduce for the next one

merry basin
obsidian flame
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SHAI'HULID

merry basin
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There’s so much shit getting teased, blue lasers that aren’t but are definitely real, they’re prepping something

obsidian flame
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I think this is a genius way of teasing future content

light nymph
# obsidian flame SHAI'HULID

Bless the maker and his water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May his passage cleanse the world.
May he keep the world for his people.

eager cliff
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Bless deez

fast spindle
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Bless iedy's nuts
peepopray

plain bough
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faced my first shrieker nest

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annoying flying rats

median trellis
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worst part is the corpse rag dolls 1 shoting WokePepe

twin perch
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Me usibg shield clueless

obsidian flame
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game is EXTREMELY fucky right now

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was playing with a friend

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lost connection

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and when I click to rejoin his game

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I get dropped in A DIFFERENT GAME with different ppl

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chillin' lookin' at my phone

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plain bough
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Did it all now for my ship

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obsidian flame
steep fractal
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Or devas

sturdy anchor
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lmao probably old on this one but anyone else seen the controversy around hellldivers capes? UltraCryLaugh

steep fractal
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The trans stuff?

obsidian flame
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yeah

steep fractal
obsidian flame
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ppl wanting LGBTQIA+ flags

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and the devs saying 'no'

sturdy anchor
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yeah chad move lmao

steep fractal
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I prefer β¬†οΈβž‘οΈβ¬‡οΈβ¬‡οΈβž‘οΈ

obsidian flame
twin perch
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fucking

sturdy anchor
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wasn't the point of the dude that he doesn't want either political agenda in helldivers?

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radical leftist and alt rights?

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and the game should be about the game?

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idc about that one dude, its a chad move from the devs to not allow either radical idologies shrug

obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
twin perch
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"chad move"

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In a way it's pretty ??? thing to say but w/e

obsidian flame
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"Please add this to the game"
"no"
"omg transphobic literally hitler"

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that's basically how the twitter folks reacted as well

twin perch
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There's ways of saying things kekl

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Josta could have said "fair"

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not just "chad move"

sturdy anchor
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yes. i absolutely see it as a chad move that a dev in our modern age says "we don't allow any political spectrum in our starshit troopers game", sorry.

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its like us. we dont allow any radical politics in here

twin perch
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yeah sure

spare zephyr
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As a seasoned veteran of helldivers (0 hours I don’t even own the game)

I feel like it’s a bit unfair toward LGBT folk to put their entire movement under a β€˜political’ category when it’s a humanitarian call for rights

twin perch
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Yoiu only allow ??? comments

spare zephyr
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But oh well

sturdy anchor
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what is "???" supposed to mean?

twin perch
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??? as in "bruh"

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Like why are you like this

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this is also not the first time you go at Synth either KekSkew

spare zephyr
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I’m all good no worries

sturdy anchor
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we joke at wach other?

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i shittalk him, he equally shittalks me shrug

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he is a very handsome man, i like him

twin perch
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Yeah aight

spare zephyr
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Although I hope Josta learns to fucking aim through hell divers 2 he missed me when I went to Berlin

twin perch
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You just seem to have this "I'm just joking" mood/behaviour all the time

spare zephyr
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Whole ruckus at the airport

twin perch
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w7e

sturdy anchor
twin perch
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"Yeah you're stupid"

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"i'm just joking lol"

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"Yeah stop bullying the brainfart exile, let him bait and be cringe in chat"

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Anyhow cool attitude Josta

sturdy anchor
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what are you even upset about, you speak in riddles kekw

twin perch
sturdy anchor
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ok, keep your secrets shrug

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don't take stuff too personally over here shrug

steep fractal
sharp kindle
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it would be the same as putting the us flag in 40k or helldivers

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pure cringe

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yet they still shoved Christianity into 40k which is peak cringe

sturdy anchor
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FOR THE LAND FOR THE KING FOR THE I FORGOR THE LYRICS

earnest stag
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Just to clarify on it.

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Its always good to represent as much people as you can but not in this case KekSkew were literaly space germany of 1945 in this game

sturdy anchor
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i want a burger king cape shrug

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and a subway cape to haul my magnum 5 dollar footlong around alien planets kekl

spare zephyr
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Just like how in 40k, even though such things surely exist, there is no place for it in between the torment and suffering of day to day life

earnest stag
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Were milking bugs for oil,killing bots for fun.Sure i want to be represented in that game kekl

sturdy anchor
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right. germany flag when kekw

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make this planet property of Bundesrepublik Deutschland

earnest stag
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GmbH germany*

spare zephyr
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Open up REWE chain stores in every liberated location

earnest stag
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Aldi Nord

spare zephyr
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Aldi SΓΌd Angry

earnest stag
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Every Planet North of Super Earth gets one

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Every Planet South of Super Earth gets one KekSkew

spare zephyr
median trellis
spare zephyr
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I know this has nothing to do with helldivers but man some of the shit in game makes me think of planetside 2

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Good days

earnest stag
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Yeah i played it a lot

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Outfit wars were fun

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To bad they fucked the game and threw it in the mixer multiple times already

spare zephyr
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Ancapistan New Conglomerate vs ORDER! Terran Republic vs band kid Vanu Sovereignty

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Which one y’all betting on

earnest stag
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Vanu lol

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Those fuckers always slided in when were from the NC fucked the TR bois

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Then took it all

spare zephyr
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Vanu sucks ass it’s the other way around

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Smallest player base AND joint efforts from TR and NC to get them out

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Because of their buff ass vehicles they were always the first to go

earnest stag
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Thats how it is nowadays?

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Nice

spare zephyr
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How it was 6 years ago already at least on my servers

earnest stag
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Not on ours eh

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Well if they make a 3 il play again

spare zephyr
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Now that I realise

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Every server was its own ecosystem

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Never the same beef twice

earnest stag
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And thats what Server wars made so much fun

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Different eco systems hitting on each other

spare zephyr
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Man I hope that series doesn’t die, would be the only thing I’d ever get excited about

clear lintel
earnest stag
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Seen it ingame

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Felt it ingame

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It hurt

plain bough
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they kept pecking my face while patrols harass me

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also shrieker nests quite durable, takes a full autocannon mag to destroy a single tower

obsidian flame
plain bough
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probably not far from the truth, 3 towers in a nest

pale hollow
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I actually think HD1 had some lgbt stuff in the form of dialogue from ship npcs.
Female crew member talks about their wife, or something like that.

bleak patrol
sturdy anchor
pale hollow
# bleak patrol

Anyone else notice how this exact message was duplicated like 3 times in-game? kekw

sturdy anchor
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tomorrow if my skins sell and if my pc can run it ill be helldiving

light nymph
sturdy anchor
light nymph
sturdy anchor
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...

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,,,

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yellow colour

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mic drop

light nymph
cursive gladeBOT
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β–Ά Play video
sturdy anchor
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ignore deez

bleak patrol
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Ok, so, Shriekers in general aren't that bad

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They are a slight annoyance when dearing with a swarm, but other than that they aren't a real threat

pale hollow
obsidian flame
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otherwise their corpse will slam you and instakill you

bleak patrol
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Yeah

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It's not the Shriekers that are the threat

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It's the player being dum

sharp kindle
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flying bugs deal like no damage

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and are safe to ignore for the most part

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real comedy is when they land on you

bleak patrol
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The only reason why they "one tap" you is because you kill it at the wrong time, so it's on you kek

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That's the Shrieker 101

sharp kindle
pale hollow
# sturdy anchor tomorrow if my skins sell and if my pc can run it ill be helldiving

Better start learning the anthem before you enlist, wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of the democracy officer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9ED5KSHQc

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Mootacoo
Super Earth Anthem | Official Lyrics | Helldivers 2 OST

The Super Earth Anthem from Helldivers 2!

Freedom must reign over every last star.
Through Citizens lost in the all-righteous wars.
Honor their deaths, do your parts for the cause.

Steadfast support, of our Regime,
Is how humankind will reign supreme.
No questions or doubts shall be allowed,
Traitors will all be disavowed.

Managed Democracy...

β–Ά Play video
sturdy anchor
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i have democracy over my asscheeks kekw

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dem and cracy

pale hollow
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Would you perhaps say your cheeks are separated by a creek? hmm

sturdy anchor
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it is similar to this tattoo

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obsidian flame
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the fuck's a siligang tho

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oh it's a food

raw folio
obsidian flame
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I got that reference

slim coral
obsidian flame
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and pelican one, yeah

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and hatsune miku for some reason

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regarded weebs ruining everything kek

slim coral
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Would you defeat Shriekers?

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raw folio
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Hold on a second

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The fucking DRIFTER voices Brasch?

obsidian flame
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who's the fucking drifter

raw folio
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The ding ding motherfucker in destiny 2

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Man says the most out of pocket shit

obsidian flame
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oh

raw folio
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No wonder so many of these voices sounded familiar though

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The male voices for helldivers are a spiderman VA and the VA for Chai in hi-fi and river ward in 2077

sturdy anchor
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ever thought about this
boys dive, but only real men rise back up

bleak patrol
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Technically speaking we always rise up from our hellpods trolltiny

raw folio
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We dive into hell, so others may walk in the heaven of managed democracy

pale hollow
obsidian flame
earnest stag
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Helldivers 2 if it would be one particular german city

raw folio
shy schooner
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Eagle strike its ass

slim coral
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They need to give 500kg a random chance of failure to detonate

raw folio
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We don't need it to have even more unreliability factors.

twin perch
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GOOD GOD

earnest stag
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High on speeeeed

eager cliff
light nymph
obsidian flame
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Today's PO = DAKKA

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heavy heart
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Nice and easy one,

light nymph
sturdy anchor
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2 hrs till my skins are on the market

twin perch
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No confoms

sturdy anchor
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lets hope someone buys them quick

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i wanna teamkill grim

obsidian flame
eager cliff
autumn talon
pale hollow
obsidian flame
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embrace the degeneration

pale hollow
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I think my dispatch menu might to be bugged

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eager cliff
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Illegal Transmitter

pale hollow
obsidian flame
light nymph
sturdy anchor
light nymph
sturdy anchor
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don't project. thanks

light nymph
median trellis
sturdy anchor
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but i gotta disappoint you

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theres only democracy

light nymph
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I have never said that I wanted YOU to be a femboy

sturdy anchor
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you do not need to say the obvious snigsmile

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i read between the lines

light nymph
earnest stag
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Josta Femboy eh.Il buy that.

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Just to shit on the haters

sharp kindle
sturdy anchor
obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
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virgin sex haver vs. chad virgin

eager cliff
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cringestabeere strikes again

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polluting another channel , a democratic one even, once more

vague marsh
plain bough
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enjoy the birds

median trellis
soft patio
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lookin like a cwis

sturdy anchor
fast spindle
sturdy anchor
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not very precise shrug

fast spindle
vague marsh
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man solo hd2 is not fun

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also

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WHY TF DID I FIGHT 4 CHARGERS AT ONCE

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ON DIFF 5

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they nerfed chargers on diff 7 and up

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but forgot 4-6

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jesus

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Never again in my entire hd2 life

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will i not pick max ammo booster

median trellis
vague marsh
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and will always bring a shield pack

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no matter what diff

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fucking spewers

pale hollow
vague marsh
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i fucking went "oh its eradicate i will just pick resist booster"

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Never again

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will i ever doubt max ammo booster

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2 stims aint enough when u land

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and 2 mags

median trellis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yK5E1iw4o

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TerminalMontage
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vague marsh
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couldn't even get 40 kills with mg

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vague marsh
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no way

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TM uploaded

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and hd2 too

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wait we failed major order ? KekSkew

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sharp kindle
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great
now im going to need the bile titan stick bug dance

pale hollow
pale hollow
pale hollow
sharp kindle
obsidian flame
obsidian flame
vague marsh
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hmm. turns out if u have shield pack u can't sac jump

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i was thinking it was buggy on some planets but turns out no

pale hollow
pale hollow
earnest stag
vague marsh
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kill me

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THERE IS A NEW CHARGER ? dread

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pale hollow
pale hollow
vague marsh
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im just doing evacuate though

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is there like a new side objective or smth

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even if there is i got no notification

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when i killed it

pale hollow
vague marsh
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5

pale hollow
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Intriguing, perhaps a special enemy spawn pool is used for evac missions

vague marsh
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maybe ?

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first time seeing them

mossy tapir
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so yesterday i guess a mission was bugged for me

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where you gotta refuel the transport shuttle thing

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we waited around for liek 10 minutes for that shit to work, i ended up leaving because i was just wastin my time

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anyone else having mission bugs?

tawny herald
sharp kindle
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did you pull the lever ?

mossy tapir
tawny mirage
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It ain’t new, but I’m pretty sure that’s the only place it spawns

eager cliff
slim coral
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Only harass him for his poor PC

vague marsh
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im gonna continue my solo adventure

earnest stag
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time to yeet 200 buggos with the lmg O

vague marsh
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goddammit

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game crashed KekSkew

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at least it was not gpu

sharp kindle
autumn talon
obsidian flame
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waiting for it to start break dancing

raw folio
sturdy anchor
sharp kindle
slim coral
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the fact that charger can fly as a bug

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is funny

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and scary

sharp kindle
pale hollow
sharp kindle
sharp kindle
autumn talon
sharp kindle
autumn talon
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Not only democracy is managedsnigsmile

sharp kindle
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these look pretty cool

autumn talon
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Actually naah, it looks more like arma 2 xm8KekSkew

median trellis
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@sharp kindle these leaks for the next warbond or whats the ETA on these?

plain bough
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maybe for next week?

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major order ends before patch day

sharp kindle
vague marsh
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MEDIUM ARMOR PENETRATION

sharp kindle
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show me boolet that pens heavy

vague marsh
sharp kindle
vague marsh
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on first look

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also ARMOR PENETRATING RIFLE

autumn talon
eager cliff
eager cliff
sharp kindle
fast spindle
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give

eager cliff
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not in yet

plain bough
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still another 700 medals for me to finish up the free pass

fast spindle
eager cliff
fast spindle
tawny mirage
# sharp kindle

first impressions on stats alone:
Truth Whisperer - probably a gimick vs bugs, bots i can probably see a niche for
Justice - seems equivalent to a marksman rifle, will need to see how it fares
Patriot - direct upgrade to the liberator, looks pretty nutty vs swarms, might be the best of the bunch
Adjudicator - If this is semi auto at the very least, it may be more viable than the slugger

sharp kindle
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if the text is true on the wisper

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you can run that and a recon armor

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and do a sneaky run

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quite handedly

tawny mirage
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im quite skeptical, as the game has a really bad habit of trying to force breeches at certain intervals

sharp kindle
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you can do it
its just ass on bugs

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since bugs have a 0.03s breach call

tawny mirage
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and im also not sure that the game has true stealth

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more pseudo stealth

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where the enemies merely pretend not to know where you are

sharp kindle
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you can stealth quite alot of things

tawny mirage
#

like Xcom

sharp kindle
#

its just a triggered assfest on the extraction due to how it works

sturdy anchor
#

ok after evaluating this chat i have decided that sparta is the best for a helldivers partnership with his skill level for me

hallow rain
eager cliff
#

Retard sits next to a bug breach trying to be RAMBO

Gets airstriked

Are you stupid, what are you doing kicks me

#

I hope your mother has a very nice day

sharp kindle
obsidian flame
plain bough
#

as long as you don't scream like a baboon into the mic

obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
hallow rain
#

Just struggling to survive while also not saying anything

sharp kindle
#

go damn

eager cliff
eager cliff
#

how much grain do you have to sell on market

sturdy anchor
#

i checked my mails

#

the shit is on hold till like 4 hrs

#

i sell everything a few euros cheaper than minimum so i assume it be gone fast

eager cliff
#

how are you gonna play this game with your pc

sturdy anchor
#

i have yet to find out lmao

#

worst case i wait for that thing we talked in admin chat if you remember

#

but idk. i havent tried anything that remotely takes any ressources yet except gamma

#

and that kills my pc

obsidian flame
#

I don't think HD2 is as demanding as gamma

#

so it might not kill your PC as hard

eager cliff
#

my pc - 🫑

obsidian flame
#

cluster bomb tho

#

the amount of sparks and particles

plain bough
#

Not the highest quality, though intriguing stats on it

Screenshot_2024-03-22_203927.png
autumn talon
#

Fr tho

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Brrrrr

#

That 50 mag will empty fast

slim coral
plain bough
#

bullpup'd P90

#

now unsure if its a bullpup or a top mag type of reload for this SMG lol

pale hollow
clear lintel
#

even a ps5 crashed

obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
#

pay2win isn't really democratic kekw

tawny herald
#

its not very good

median trellis
eager cliff
sturdy anchor
eager cliff
sturdy anchor
sharp kindle
#

gun is shit

#

but gun is fun

buoyant urchin
#

The basic SMG is one of the better weapons, seems to hit real hard and have a large mag. Fun with ballistic shield against bots too

eager cliff
sturdy anchor
#

also did they fix the bug where u rocket yourself in a mech when u aim to the right and shoot?

median trellis
eager cliff
median trellis
fast spindle
#

get this mf outta here

buoyant urchin
#

We need every available mans helldiving

plain bough
#

hellmire kinda spicy

#

I like it

sturdy anchor
#

thinking about doing helldivers exile

#

already have some names +1 in mind

obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
#

those are bots, right? kekw

plain bough
#

oh yeah totally

obsidian flame
#

probably kek

sturdy anchor
#

ok my cash is pending

#

valve is pending my balls

eager cliff
bleak patrol
sturdy anchor
buoyant urchin
#

But you get shiny super citizen badge and gold clothes

obsidian flame
#

super sucker edition

bleak patrol
vague marsh
#

joins a random lobby
spawns APC that is not in the game
"i need to get back to work"
leaves
Chadge

obsidian flame
#

modder jumpscare

#

I wonder if ppl get banned for this kek

bitter elk
vague marsh
#

could be

#

but it is still funny

bitter elk
#

Like even the CEO doesn't have any proper name to them

#

It was mcdouche something

#

Oh yeah Never shift McDouche lmao

bitter elk
#

They are, on official terms, kinda ignoring them

#

Though the server and forum related to them has been actively removing them

#

With good reasons of course but yeah

obsidian flame
#

like they did with the exosuit before it was out

#

there was a mod in nexus iirc

#

replacing the LMG stratagem with it

vapid isle
obsidian flame
#

With how popular and hyped HD2 is, I wonder how many people have no clue about Arrowhead's history with friendly fire in their games kekl

#

remember the BSOD spell in Magicka? If there were no enemies on screen, it just targeted your friends. Or yourself. omegakekw

hallow rain
drifting ibex
sharp kindle
tawny herald
raw folio
#

"Hey yo what's this spell d-"

pale hollow
slim coral
#

Eagle is trash

#

Overrated woman

earnest stag
#

no legs + naked in jello with the upgrade

twin perch
slim coral
#

You heard me you average eagle one simp

#

The only god I believe in

#

Is Bot Drop Detected

earnest stag
#

BUG CUDDLER!

eager cliff
earnest stag
#

ewww hes a Bot kisser

slim coral
eager cliff
earnest stag
#

Tanks when

plain bough
#

buggy n apc, this would be the apc

twin perch
#

Oh yeah that APC is actually finished

plain bough
#

now to see if it explodes after a tiny bit of damage lol

#

Estanu gonna be a successful defence planet

warm quest
#

WHEN FLYABLE EAGLES

#

I NEED TO BE A HELLDIVER PILOT

eager cliff
#

well thats the thing, eagle pilots are actually valuable and technically they outrank the helldivers

#

which is why they dont get charged if they kill helldivers in friendly fire

warm quest
#

I WANNA BE A EAGLE PILOT

warm quest
vague marsh
obsidian flame
#

I never suffered any penalty for killing other 'divers kek

#

and killing civillians only takes off 25 req off my mission payout kekl

drifting ibex
bitter elk
#

Still can't wait for dual autocannon mech

hallow rain
#

Both solid. I kinda prefer martyris, but that's me

bitter elk
#

Wonder when the rest of the variants are coming.

#

Hells, just let us customize the damn thing ourselves

#

Haven't played myself for a week or so, just generally taking a break from gaming entirely

#

Since I had been binged HD2 to like

#

310+ hours back then already lol

#

Waiting till there's more toys to play with, when the time commes

light nymph
hearty berry
tawny herald
slim coral
#

They should add armor effect for helmet

obsidian flame
#

agreed

late dagger
#

Is the game still fucked? I crashed a ton the other day so hadn't picked it up in a few days

plain bough
#

Didn't they mention this weeks of crashing is more or less related to tesla equipment

earnest stag
late dagger
#

I wasn't even using that shit

#

Just the game decides to shit the bed when it wants to I guess

#

They need to get the game to be less buggy before worrying about the friend request thing imo

hearty berry
#

i havent crashed a lot but when it does its super random

earnest stag
#

havent crashed in weeks

#

60 hours playtime already lol

late dagger
bleak patrol
eager cliff
#

Helldivers are not really valuable

#

They literally can die within 1 second

bleak patrol
#

That doesn't mean they are not valuable

eager cliff
#

The thing is , what does "value" means to Super Earth however

#

Because we throw strategems left and right

#

And they dont seem to care

#

Lol

bleak patrol
#

Helldivers can be easily replaced, but that doesn't mean they are worthless

eager cliff
#

In the eyes of the gov that is what it means

bleak patrol
#

Yeah, but I doubt the war would be getting anywhere without us, the disposable soldiers

eager cliff
#

Oh yeah they know that

bleak patrol
#

Like, a single Helldiver may not be worth much, but Helldivers as a whole are also a valuable asset

#

An Eagle pilot as a single unit is worth much more than a single Helldiver simply because an Eagle pilot has to actually be trained for their job

#

But every single SE citizen knows how to use a gun iirc, so in theory, every single person can become a Helldiver if they so choose

#

You don't need to train them, they are already "trained"

#

That doesn't mean they are worthless, since they are literally what enables SE to fight

tawny herald
#

Helldivers have to buy their own equipment KekSkew

#

iirc there are actual elite helldivers in the lore

bleak patrol
#

I'm afraid all elite Helldivers got lost on Malevelon Creek

hallow rain
#

Helldivers are a rung above regular troops. Rank and file soldiers have to go in later and actually hold stuff, but their cost to run is likely a fraction of a single diver.

tranquil zealot
tawny herald
#

the main function of divers is to just thrown stratogem beacons for the super destroyer KekSkew

tranquil zealot
sharp kindle
bleak patrol
#
  • originally Hellpods were created to easily break through enemy defenses and deploy troops on ground safely
hallow rain
buoyant urchin
sharp kindle
#

30 hunters are more manageable than 5 chargers

buoyant urchin
#

The hell they are

#

Well yea if only one dude is dispensing eats, i see your point

bleak patrol
#

I never really had issues with chargers

buoyant urchin
#

Did you tickle them behind the knee?

bleak patrol
#

No, I just treat them like a moving obstacle

#

Just walk around until they are the last thing left

#

And, well, chargers are bugs

#

And I bring a flamethrower to bugs anyway

#

A flamethrower will reliably kill anything the bugs throw at you except Titans

earnest stag
#

i never had issues with Hunters or Stalkers clueless

bleak patrol
#

Stalkers are just cowards

#

They are easy to spot and easy to remove TROLLED

#

It would be funny if we swapped Hunters with Stalkers

#

Take away Stalker's invisibility, make them a common enemy

#

Give Hunters invisibility and make them a "special" enemy

#

And still keep their spawn rate

#

And now instead of easily spotting 2 or 3 big bugs trying to be sneaky

#

You get 10 or more small bugs, which would be harder to spot, jumping you mid combat

median trellis
shy schooner
raw folio
obsidian flame
#

weird, hd2 is getting choppy for me

#

framerate-wise

clear lintel
#

@twin perch @sharp kindle

#

@bleak patrol

bleak patrol
#

Yup

#

It happens

clear lintel
raw folio
#

It's official guys

#

They just tried to snipe me with the blue laser

obsidian flame
#

I'm just sadge that the game had shitty performance for me today

#

hope it was just a fluke of bad luck

pale hollow
sharp kindle
clear lintel
sharp kindle
#

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fast spindle
sharp kindle
fast spindle
#

rimworld mfs think their modded races be the real aliens

sharp kindle
#

have you seen startrek?

fast spindle
#

boy you on malevelon!! these aliens got iron for blood

tawny herald
obsidian flame
#

impaled

#

also if you watch closely you can see deez nuts

drifting ibex
#

70 sc farm is wild skull4k

#

the creek be treating me well

bitter elk
#

i dunno what her name is but shes iconic enough for me to remember

bitter elk
pale hollow
#

Man, by pure coincidence (not even farming) I just hit the perfect trivial map, 3 super credit spawns and a medal spawn all right next to each other.
I am going to farm this shit dry chefskiss

eager cliff
twin perch
#

What no sex does to a mf

slim coral
eager cliff
warm quest
#

MAGS EMPTY!

#

Also has anyone else had a issue like 10% of the time where if you go into a mech you can't move, then it slowly sinks into the ground until it fully is then it explodes & you just die.

eager cliff
warm quest
#

😭

#

I didn't know no clipping was a intended feature.

#

Democracy officers kill this guy

eager cliff
ebon nexus
bitter elk
#

Jokes aside I've never had that problem oddly

#

That said I feel like I only called down mech like 30 times or so lol

bleak patrol
#

The only problem I ever had with mechs was that my dumb ass keeps shooting rockets instead of the minigun because someone decided that rockets have to be on LMB madge1

#

That being said I only ever use Mechs on one or two mission types and that's it

#

They are not that useful

plain bough
#

meme mechs

#

they would've had greater utility if they're were buffed armor wise and had the ability to reload the weapons

bleak patrol
#

Nah, I don't think that's needed

#

They are not bad

#

I just don't feel like I need them most of the time

#

As a matter of fact I still think they trivialize a lot of stuff

twin perch
#

They are reslly good st their job but

#

4 Stratagem slots

#

And you always need some form of AP

#

W bots because lmao dread fast turn fuck you

#

W bugs lmao charger ass is not a weaskpot /titan

bleak patrol
#

With my usual setups there's always a spot for a mech if I decide to take it

#

I can sacrifice one eagle for a mech no problem trolltiny

eager cliff
#

Mech is good if only one person in group takes it

#

More than 2 mechs is overkill and you prob wont need them

bleak patrol
#

I will take 4 mechs on Eradication any day

eager cliff
#

i would lower the cooldown maybe to 8-7 minutes at least

hallow rain
bleak patrol
#

That...

#

That's not even how it works

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
#

Then put the minigun on the left side

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
obsidian flame
#

damn

#

folks on another discord I'm in are still stuck on the malevelon creek regardation

plain bough
#

that sounds regarded

obsidian flame
#

so many easy medals to make on other planets

#

and they're still on the hur dur spill oil

plain bough
#

I'll spill automaton blood when the major order calls for it

#

nuts, bolts and oil

eager cliff
hallow rain
light nymph
bleak patrol
earnest stag
#

Its blood

#

They started out as Cyborgs

#

They still got some fleshy parts on them

bleak patrol
#

Laff spreading propaganda again I see

#

Back to the Democracy Officer with you

earnest stag
#

Helldivers ancient knowledge of the first game KekSkew

#

I touched the ruins

bleak patrol
earnest stag
#

Off to freedom camp

tranquil zealot
obsidian flame
earnest stag
#

Do we know they are created by the cyborgs and not that they evolved to automatons?

#

I want to know

pale hollow
#

The cyborgs referred to the automatons as "our children" iirc

obsidian flame
#

and the automatons' mission is to "free their creators"

obsidian flame
sturdy anchor
median trellis
late dagger
#

Is the sytche any good yet or still underpowered?

obsidian flame
median trellis
#

still meh would go with the sickle still

obsidian flame
#

at least I haven't read about any adjustments to it

#

only if it was stealth buffed/nerfed

#

and I wouldn't know

late dagger
#

I feel like it could be better but i doubt it will happen

#

Whats a good bug loadout currently?

eager cliff
late dagger
#

I need to unlock sickle i think

light nymph
late dagger
eager cliff
granite nest
#

Anyone playing?

#

cause im booting

fast spindle
sharp kindle
#

is now a diver

eager cliff
#

i wanna know

pale hollow
# late dagger Whats a good bug loadout currently?

Breaker and slugger fare well, sickle is the best rifle type.
Slugger is great combined with the Stalwart for clearing small bugs and hunters.
Always go light armour.
Mech is great, so is eagle airstrike.
Expendable anti tank is good for chargers, so is recoilles if you have a cohesive team.

bleak patrol
#

Flamethrower

#

Nuff said

pale hollow
#

Flames are great until a hunter ignores them and set you on fire

bleak patrol
#

That means you didn't burn it good enough

#

I run Incendiary Breaker / Redeemer / Incendiary Grenades + Airstrike / Railcannon or 500kg / Flamethrower / Shield Generator Pack on bugs

sharp kindle
#

i wouldnt recommend light armor till they get enough experience with bugs

eager cliff
#

i bought the medic one from store day 1

#

and used it until lvl 40

bleak patrol
#

Armor doesn't really matter much on bugs

sharp kindle
#

getting 2 tapped by hunters isnt a great experience

bleak patrol
#

Kill them before they kill you clueless

#

But to be perfectly honest, I'd pick speed over armor for bugs anyway

#

The medic armor saves (your) lives

sharp kindle
#

after quite a while i began seeing light as pointless in most cases

bleak patrol
#

I only see light as pointless on bots

#

I'm a big fan of that sweet sweet Heavy Medic

#

(but only on bots)

pale hollow
#

Light armour is great against bugs, meanwhile anything heavier just gets you overrun

#

And hunters don't two-shot, they need to hit 3 times

sturdy anchor
eager cliff
bleak patrol
#

inb4 Josta won't be able to run HD2 and will call it shit for it

late dagger
late dagger
#

Takes to long to kill

bleak patrol
#

No?

#

They kill quick

#

I will accept the flame buff only if the player also takes more fire damage snigsmile

pale hollow
#

The flamethrower stream deals decent damage, but the flames themselves are quite weak

sharp kindle
#

since they fixed armor has been 2

bleak patrol
#

I don't remember being two shot by a Hunter

#

By a bunch of Hunters, maybe kek

#

But that's hardly a two shot at this point

cursive gladeBOT
#

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sturdy anchor
sharp kindle
#

the divers

earnest stag
#

Stone age Internet

tawny herald
#

Shield Pack is a really good counter to hunters

eager cliff
#

Diverbeere soon

shy schooner
#

Love that shotty

tawny herald
#

Slugger users Chadge

shy schooner
eager cliff
#

Call extraction after a 35 minute hell game
Pelican arrives, dissapears into hell

#

Ok

tawny herald
#

extraction is optional KekSkew

vague marsh
#

yesterday while troubleshooting the gpu

#

i crashed on hd2 on the last mission

#

today i joined with friend

#

crashed again KekSkew

#

i love this game

#

crashed on the same mission twice

#

and the worst thing is i can't know if its game related or pc related

tawny herald
#

I haven't got any crashes in a while, but I also got a friend with that problem

vague marsh
#

Wanted to drop a stratagem on a place

#

the moment i pressed CTRL

#

game crashed

#

couldn't even pull the menu KekSkew

eager cliff
#

Bruh Eagle Pilot pulled a Belle Delphine

vague marsh
eager cliff
obsidian flame
eager cliff
pale hollow
eager cliff
#

Ah ok so the Pelican can blow up

pale hollow
#

Good thing you need a permit to own pets in the federation

#

I shudder to think of the alternative dread

shy schooner
#

Its doesn't blow up

#

Its literally at 0.01% HP and if one person gets into it

#

It just insta leaves

late dagger
#

They havent made any updates or announcements lately sus

shy schooner
#

It take a LOT of damage before it burns