🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[vague marsh]

i thought u were still on nam

[slim coral]

The moment you guys left I ate 3 rockets

Deducted to torso

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

God

[vague marsh]

first time this is happening to me.

[slim coral]

The creek doesnt forgive

[vague marsh]

Still fucking blows

[slim coral]

The creek doesnt forget

[vague marsh]

it was draupnir

[slim coral]

Still the same to me

[bitter elk]

tbh the death cause thing is always so inconsistent

every so often it says someone killed u

[slim coral]

I am now traumatized

[bitter elk]

when they are nowhere near you

[vague marsh]

thats just racist assuming every bot is from creek

🤓

[bitter elk]

or when you clearly did got hit by FF

[slim coral]

Tbh

[bitter elk]

and somehow it says "explosion" only

[slim coral]

If someone damaged you and you die by something else

It will most likely say they killed you

[vague marsh]

when u die to enemy rocket

it says "ROCKET RAIDER"

or "DEVASTATOR" or smth

[bitter elk]

would prefer if it just shows what last took ur health down tbh

yeah like above

but occasionally it freaks out

[slim coral]

If you eat 100% the damage that is

[vague marsh]

nope.

i remember having 1 hp due to bulletstorm

random rocket came and still said "rocket raider"

[slim coral]

I got killed by a rocket and die it said you killed me

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

I got credited 7 accidentals when I never even touched my friends

Like I was on the other side of the map

[vague marsh]

welp.

ain't no way im doing these solo now

on 5.23 am nonetheless

guess ill quit

[slim coral]

I love how me and xan die to the same minefield

[vague marsh]

i like how

[slim coral]

It was funny

[vague marsh]

i was doing multiple tasks and surviving multiple bot drops

meanwhile every 30 second i just see one of you drop dead

[slim coral]

The entire time I did not know wth was going on

[bitter elk]

This ain't even 10% of my power

[slim coral]

It was foggy and its everywhere

[bitter elk]

I can die once every 10 sec

[vague marsh]

my advice

is to get a shield pack

[bleak patrol]

I don't even need enemies to die!

[vague marsh]

As soon as possible

[bitter elk]

Lol yeah weird shit sometimes

[vague marsh]

it legit is the best tool you can bring

on bots

hell i even use it on bugs

cuz

FUCK

[slim coral]

Suck that bot resists flamer so well

[vague marsh]

HUNTERS.

[slim coral]

Most of the berserker kills me before my flame burned them

[bleak patrol]

I don't really see the need for shield pack on bots

Ballistic shield works better imo

[vague marsh]

it lets me survive rocket to the face

Oh yea

[bitter elk]

Tbh I would fare better if I had my slugger or Scorcher, I kept bringing smg

And just tickle devastators

[vague marsh]

i still need to try

ballistic shield

at one point

[slim coral]

Get revolver

I heard it s good

[bleak patrol]

Ballistic shield literally has no durability unless it gets hit by a rocket or tank cannon

[vague marsh]

that and the defender smg

[bleak patrol]

It will last forever

[slim coral]

You drop your shield if you get knocked I believe

[bleak patrol]

Rockets are easy to avoid

[vague marsh]

they are.

its just that

random ass rocket

might suprise you

[bleak patrol]

And with a shield pack you are a bigger target for them

[slim coral]

One thing that is good about shield pack imo tbh is the stagger immunity

[vague marsh]

fuck stealth. all my homies eat all the rockets to the face

[slim coral]

You can eat explosive and still stand

[bleak patrol]

In my opinion shield pack is useful for bugs, but on bots you're better off taking literally anything else

[vague marsh]

it saved my life on flame hulks

multiple times

[bleak patrol]

Jump Pack is sweet

Because unlike bugs, bots can't climb

[slim coral]

I wish they added 8 player dive

Would be so fun

[vague marsh]

hell no

[slim coral]

Imagine the chaos unfolding

[bleak patrol]

Maybe not 8 player dive

[vague marsh]

im already getting 30 fps on 4 player session

i would not survive

on 8 player

dives

[slim coral]

Computer Issue

[bleak patrol]

But imagine ops where 2 squads have to work together on 2 different missions

[vague marsh]

economy issue

[bitter elk]

8 player dive, everyone bring mines

I still kinda wish mines were more effective on bofs

Bots

[vague marsh]

8 divers.

8 380mm's

[bitter elk]

Anything above medium level just walk through them

Like it's nothing

Striders included

[bitter elk]

Still can't kill a damn artillery emplacements

[bleak patrol]

Who would win

[vague marsh]

after seiing my 380mm shooting n missing like that

[bleak patrol]

A heavily armored tank
or
2 Impact nades

[vague marsh]

i can believe it

[bitter elk]

Granted 380mm and 120mm combined is like

A guarantee dead base

So it's useful if you gotta speed through to go somewhere

[bleak patrol]

Ok, listen

[bitter elk]

And you just happen to pass by a big base

Drop them both, and peace out

[bleak patrol]

4 players, 4 380mm barrages

Everyone drops a barrage on a base

At the same time

[bitter elk]

There is an achievement for that too lmao

[bleak patrol]

Really?

[bitter elk]

It was either barrage normal or any of the barrages

[bleak patrol]

[vague marsh]

just bring 2 barrages

what could go wrong

if 3 players

bring 2 barrages

both 120mm and 380mm

[bitter elk]

Me when it kills literally nothing

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

Today when I was playing with friends

We dropped

[vague marsh]

💀 x3

[bitter elk]

Jokes aside 120mm is a decent stratagem

380mm, idk

[bleak patrol]

Airstrike, Napalm, 500kg, another Napalm and a 380mm barrage at a bug nest

[bitter elk]

I can't imagine what its meant for

Outside combining with 120mm

[bleak patrol]

I think there was a Gatling in there too

[bitter elk]

Whatever inside the ground is experiencing shell shock rn

[bleak patrol]

Spoiler Alert

The nest survived

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

But I'm 100% sure they were even more confused than us

[slim coral]

380mm

[bleak patrol]

Imagine you're a bug

[slim coral]

Reserved for the moment you want your friend dead

And nothin ekse

[bleak patrol]

And all the shit is dropped at your home

I'd just pack up and leave for the next nest, fuck it

The certified Teammate Killers are

Airburst, Cluster, 120mm, 380mm

[slim coral]

My friend wrote a fan fiction of why Helldiver connected with other space game

[bleak patrol]

Anything that involves fire

[vague marsh]

ok

next time

[slim coral]

And its like 2 minute scroll of discord

[vague marsh]

im bringing a jump pack

[slim coral]

Dear god

[bleak patrol]

You can't aim guns with a jump pack

But you can throw nades and stratagems

[vague marsh]

still can reload stationary guns

mid air

apperently

[bleak patrol]

Magic

Technically speaking both your arms are free

You just

Can't aim

Because fuck you

[vague marsh]

imagine

next patch

they buff it

by allowing u to aim

[bleak patrol]

Jump Pack meta

[vague marsh]

literally jump pack meta

[bleak patrol]

I'm already bringing Jump Pack to all bot missions

Because it's just so fun

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

Based

[bitter elk]

Don't try to jump forward while spraying flamethrower, you'll self immolate and die in 3 seconds

Don't ask how I know

[bleak patrol]

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

Damn, Poland is not a wasteland

Immersion ruined

[bitter elk]

Also eagle cluster is just funny cause I'm not certain what shape is the bombardment tbh

[vague marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjcZsqsCvZ4

[slim coral]

Does Poland look like Darkwood

[bleak patrol]

The shape of eagle cluster bombardment is whatever is needed to hit your closest ally

[bitter elk]

It's effective range is weird and contorted depending on environment

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

Laser armor

From the worst strat to best

Damn

I wonder

[vague marsh]

scythe still sucks

don't bother

[slim coral]

I almost bought scythe since I thought its like Fallout laser rifle

Where it shoots laser bolt

[bleak patrol]

Imagine getting a weapon thinking it's like Fallout

[slim coral]

But I didnt have enough money and I picked it up from some unfornate soup in game

[bleak patrol]

[slim coral]

God it sucks

[vague marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el1gPuXVM4s

ok this is actually

a good way

and shows that Hug emote

is p2ww

[bitter elk]

Sorry I don't tolerate bro energy mid field

Il punch you instead into the 500kg

[bleak patrol]

Don't worry

[obsidian flame]

imagine the bugs give him a few hits and deplete the shield just as the bomb lands

[bleak patrol]

Nobody wants to hug you anyway, Doge

[slim coral]

LOL

[bitter elk]

[slim coral]

THIS IS AWESOME

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

Pro tip

[vague marsh]

next time we dive together i aint even gonna look at ur face

meanie

[bitter elk]

If you shoot at someone with Scorcher while being at point blank

The explosion bypass their shield and kills them

And you too in the process

[bleak patrol]

Good, because it's covered by a helmet anyway

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

[vague marsh]

welp

next time i bring shield pack

imma kamikaze myself

with 500kg

[bleak patrol]

I dropped you guys a free shield pack and I think nobody took it

[bitter elk]

As far as I'm concerned if you just dive mid explosion it significantly reduces the damage

[bitter elk]

I took it and then I dropped it somewhere

[vague marsh]

no cuppy did

[bitter elk]

[bleak patrol]

[vague marsh]

his corpse had it

[bleak patrol]

Would've been useful when he, you know

Triggered a minefield

[vague marsh]

send that clip again

i forgor to save it

[bitter elk]

Bro pushed me into a mine and claimed he was trying to save my ass

[vague marsh]

i like how

[bitter elk]

And then he walks into it himself

[vague marsh]

i didn't die there

even tho i was also close

[bleak patrol]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[bitter elk]

Lol I was still mid ragdolling

He decided to just

Execute me

[bleak patrol]

Why does my white helmet turn black

What triggers it

[bitter elk]

Too much liberty

That said double minefield is rock solid vs. breach swarm

[slim coral]

Lol Xan die because I ran into a mine

[vague marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292408304385261570/1214306828200968212/m2-res_1080p.mp4?ex=6601dcdc&is=65ef67dc&hm=096df0a5eff8b3142671d079445c289270c20c3a527fa3aa92d9ad8ada5bf6c1&

[bitter elk]

Enemies basically never broke through unless charger came in

[vague marsh]

spear sucks

[slim coral]

Only if they fix the spear lock on

Ig itd be better

[bitter elk]

Spear one hit KO titans with headshot but yeah GL getting that if it's aggroing someone else

[slim coral]

I guess Martin Lockheed wasnt paid enough in Helldivers

[bitter elk]

"nah I'd win"

[vague marsh]

first time playing bots btw.

with hatexsi / sturm / thatdude

i was 10 fps here

[bitter elk]

IL be fairly honest

I'm was half expecting one of you to be level 50 as well

But when I arrived being the only 50 dude

I'm just like

"oh shit"

[vague marsh]

nah i don't play that much

i mostly play when there is someone else

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-uh-ok-shy-gif-13015578

[vague marsh]

Sturm on the other hand

[slim coral]

I play to screw around tbh

I dont play seriously like meta tryhards

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

as he brings sentries on blitz

[slim coral]

Yes

[bitter elk]

Truly beyond my imagination

[slim coral]

And I will do that again

[bleak patrol]

I forgot to execute cuppy for treason

[slim coral]

Its now on your hand

To let a traitor live

You just doomed democracy

[bleak patrol]

Don't worry

I have already punished myself for that

[vague marsh]

wdym by that

[bleak patrol]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[vague marsh]

oh

[bleak patrol]

No wonder

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-cat-confused-cat-uhm-erm-gif-11350265434170922101

[bleak patrol]

The best friends of Cuppy made sure that I, the supposed executor, could not execute him

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

[vague marsh]

i would've gotten 100 hours on hd2

but uh...

something came up

[bleak patrol]

I actually have exactly 100h in HD2

[bitter elk]

I might take a break off HD2 unless some of yall are playing or some shit

Rimworld getting a new DLC

[bleak patrol]

The [redacted] DLC

[bitter elk]

and I haven't finished Baldur's Gate 3

took me a moment to understand lmao

But yeah D7 is a bit rough to chill on now

[bitter elk]

Bruh

[bleak patrol]

Doge, I have something for you

[slim coral]

@vague marsh

[vague marsh]

????????

bro legit became

a lego

[obsidian flame]

friend of mine made this custom Yoshimitsu look in Tekken 8

"my attempt at democracy"

[slim coral]

He is ready to fight bot

But did he prepare

For bot vietnam

Love the fact that all helldivers are cryogenically frozen

And thawed to be thrown into battle

[sharp kindle]

[candid coral]

@stiff valley yo? whats your opinion on the new update

[obsidian flame]

it's out already?

[slim coral]

No way

[shy schooner]

Its rare af

But there are 100 SC bundles around

[buoyant urchin]

Are they different visually than the 10’s?

[clear lintel]

Nope

[twin perch]

https://fixupx.com/IZRART/status/1767723818599211454

[slim coral]

The orbital laser is stupid lol

Saw ppl deleted charger w it

[plucky steppe]

witnessed an eclipse in the game

[twin perch]

Is daily reset 1 hour earlier now

[slim coral]

His heart sounds weird

Sounds a bit

Too

Democractic

[twin perch]

Reset in 1hr 48 mins

[twin perch]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/v5ox563tw5oc1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1710388800&s=50e649fe15f212ca22d8ac058f7334e863f50802#t=0

[tranquil zealot]

saw this on reddit and its pretty funny still

[bitter elk]

Bet

New warbond after reset

[twin perch]

28 mins now

[tawny herald]

the Spear experience™

[bitter elk]

Bro had the balls to claim he was saving me

my life flashed before my very eyes when I saw you walking into the mines right in front of you

I couldn't run away in time

[slim coral]

Im laughing so hard

My stomach surgical stitch hurts

[twin perch]

if it was me, I would have punched D1 into the hole to the side

or into the mines

aight

time to check

[bitter elk]

checkin too

[twin perch]

I have bad news

It's only 1 warbond

[bitter elk]

well welll well

IM RIGHT HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tho tbf its pretty obvious lol

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

I hope we go like

1 prem 1 free

[bitter elk]

im gonna guess like

free one pops up whenever beeg major update comes

not sure when that is though so

while prem is every month

which can be pretty daunting grind for new players ngl

time to grind medalz

bruh

[twin perch]

Sickle seems to perfrom ok vs bots

@clear lintel

60 to 80 shots before you have to cool

[tawny herald]

[twin perch]

P Punished is 12 Mags of 8

Very good CC gun, lots of arcing

one taps walker from the front/under

Does not boop factories

[bitter elk]

how is sickle ass

this thing pretty dank

[twin perch]

It only sorta works on devas (Plasma P)

Yeah it seems they buffed it

Plasma P basically seems like a primary nade launcher w less splash

gonna test sickle on 5

[bitter elk]

yeah just had a full game with sickle

so far i do like what im seeing

and the ammo can last a looooong while if you are being conservative with the shots

[twin perch]

yeah even if you spray a full mag

as long as you don't ding

it's a ton of shots

for 55 dmg

I forgo what i was gonna say

ah yes

booster good

[bitter elk]

idk how effective booster is yet atm

and not sure if it affects patrol or

breaches/dropship calls

since it says encounter specifically

so it could be either

[twin perch]

it affects call ins

the cooldown

yup

100%

they have to wait longer before flaring each time

[bitter elk]

not quite certain how long it'd be

that and prob not as useful if you arent picking a fight literally every 5 sec

or defense mission

[twin perch]

Yeah seems long enough imo

[bitter elk]

just gotta save up a bit more

[twin perch]

yeah 80 adn 60 lol

Yeah the sickle performs good on bugs too

I'm honestly not sure about the adjusted spawns

3 constant biles

XD

but yeah it performs great on bugs too

and "use ur stratagems" mob when they keep spawning titans

[steep fractal]

🗿

[twin perch]

Oh yeah hunters are bullshit now

@bitter elk about 4 mins ~ on average per bug breach w booster

[median trellis]

[bitter elk]

Oh I presume you never played it after update?

Have fun

[twin perch]

I was waiting for Warbond

[steep fractal]

🔥

[bitter elk]

Hm, not bad

less resource strain on suppressing breach

and just about enough time to basically do an objective

[median trellis]

what do you mean bullshit NOW?
as opposed to what before

[bitter elk]

before they are bullshit

[twin perch]

They're extra aggro

[bitter elk]

now they are cancer incarnate

[twin perch]

like tey have insane jumpy tracking

Stalkers are impossible to deal with solo also even dive dodging

this playstyle works 100% with this gun btw

[bitter elk]

Undocumented changes to Hunter post-mech release

HS damage went from 45 to 50

Tracking is insane aggressive

[median trellis]

[bitter elk]

as opposed to before

[twin perch]

Anyways

@clear lintel Sickle superb

@earnest stag

[steep fractal]

132 smh

[bitter elk]

Sickle feels like a mini-LMG

[twin perch]

Yeah I just kept getting Stalker'd

[bitter elk]

the stalwart that was never meant to be

[twin perch]

Anyways time to turn on public matchmaking on 8

[bitter elk]

also ew punisher plasma

lol

[twin perch]

seems like a worse GL

as a primary

[steep fractal]

welp time to farm

[twin perch]

which can sorta work but damage is too low for splash splash

[bitter elk]

i mean i guess if like

[steep fractal]

stalwart primary 🔥

[bitter elk]

bile spewer really gave you tumor and blood pressure

[twin perch]

12x8 Ammo

[bitter elk]

its an aight alternative

to bringing GL to counter them

[twin perch]

it's a support primary fyi

[bitter elk]

but yeah otherwise

[twin perch]

not a main main

[bitter elk]

still an anemic support from my limited experience with a full match

[twin perch]

You basically bring that as your support gun and then a Laser/Stal/MG as your follow up

[bitter elk]

i mean i dont mind the damage

but darn that drop off is harsh

lol

[twin perch]

It's the splash

it's really inconsistent

and yeah

needs a different uhh

crosshair

[bitter elk]

the drop is softer than a cooked aubergine

[twin perch]

3 out of 4 plasma punishers suffer from ED

[bitter elk]

56 medals till i can get arc shotgun

i also forgot to try using stun nade

but ive got some work to handle in a bit so

[twin perch]

Cum

[bitter elk]

[twin perch]

I like heavy med armor

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cumming-nutting-fail-bursting-gif-23625735

[twin perch]

Engi Kit and Med

[bitter elk]

that said

as we learnt more and more

heavy armor is sadly...

[twin perch]

Honestly not bad, pretty

useable w bots

that's about it

[bitter elk]

yeah so long as they dont improve heavy armor in some form of manners

i dont foresee myself bringing heavy

only to get face humped

by hunters and bullets

[twin perch]

yeah bugs is

light armor all the way

no discussion

even med is not enough

[bitter elk]

light armor stim is literally my jam on bugs

6 sec of infi stamina on light speed

damn good for that "oh shit oh shit ohs hit" moment

Though arguably I suppose I can foresee heavy armor being useful in the rare niche cases where you're pinned down lol

But long term use over a mission period

Unnecessary

In any case it's nice to have a pseudo LMG weapon of sort

[steep fractal]

me trying to stim vs hunter canceling it

[twin perch]

Yeah anim cancel...

[bitter elk]

Lol what I do is that if I anticipate being swarmed, I just insta stim even if I only lost 0.5 health from scavengers or something

Allows me to just buffer up my health in that 6 seconds window to either break free or clear the enemy while taking hits

Oftentimes you'd always see me with 30+ stim use per game

[steep fractal]

too bad you cant prestim max hp

thats why you cook yourself with flamethrower first

[bitter elk]

I legit occasionally let scavengers get a free hit so I'm permanently never max hp usually

Or yeah flamethrower or something form of self immolation haha

[twin perch]

Anyhow

Dissapointing? warbond

1 very very mid gun

1 really really good gun

and one ??? gun

[tawny herald]

whats the good gun

[twin perch]

Sickle

It's primary Stalwart

[tawny herald]

better than the scorcher?

[twin perch]

You can 100% play it full hipfire mode

Yes

[tawny herald]

does it kill walkers tho ?

[steep fractal]

🔥

[twin perch]

it doesn't have the pen but it's basically a better AR with "inf" ammo and larger mag

[tawny herald]

Awesome

[steep fractal]

it has light pen so good enough

[twin perch]

If you can aim at the head XD

but honestly walkers are the least of the issues

works well vs bugs

unlike puni

and has a ton of "ammo"

[tawny herald]

it was working to me yesterday but today it isnt

[tawny herald]

true, but its one of the reasons why I love the scorcher

[steep fractal]

well yes but hot planets

[twin perch]

I was using it on erata

It had no issue

[steep fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200865981887680643/1217795770271662081/HELLDIVERSTM_2_2024-03-14_07-22-04_-_Trim.mp4?ex=660553b1&is=65f2deb1&hm=d913fbf7f54ff51440b11705b29be70fc0befcf99fec4811b304201650e6d6fb& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200865981887680643/1217795771622232084/HELLDIVERSTM_2_2024-03-14_07-20-25_-_Trim.mp4?ex=660553b1&is=65f2deb1&hm=e67cf71fb124952ec45cbca736276fcd5656a6b303a73cde6d73a7a4a30f4ed4& 💀

[twin perch]

You can see it lol

[steep fractal]

not mine

still

90rnds

[twin perch]

Yeaj

Its really good

[earnest stag]

Yeeeeeee nice

[steep fractal]

reject stalwart i guess

[tawny herald]

[earnest stag]

Is it out yet?

[steep fractal]

yes

[plucky steppe]

yes

[earnest stag]

NICE

[tawny herald]

Another decent primary that isnt a shotgun

[steep fractal]

"""decent"""

[plucky steppe]

being able to face tank arc damage might not be a game changer but the arc thrower is more viable and it can kill anything with enough shots

it clears the small shit

[tawny herald]

where green samples at

[plucky steppe]

probably the best at it

[steep fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200865981887680643/1217796887562948699/HELLDIVERSTM_2_2024-03-14_07-29-03_-_Trim.mp4?ex=660554bb&is=65f2dfbb&hm=69e1a19bf6d868eeb25567472d2ccfecdf314d2e4f05d60f33fc2484654cecd7& 🔥

[steep fractal]

spam bug elim missions

15 per run if you get the funni solo map

[plain bough]

Just logged in and played my first match, liked the sickle

[tawny herald]

sickle be like

[plain bough]

later I'll try the plasma punisher

also is there new armor in the SC store? never seen the heavy medic armor before

[clear lintel]

@twin perch wait it's outM

Let's gooo

[twin perch]

Sickle os pog

[clear lintel]

I'm crying. you aren't lying to me right 😭😭😭

[twin perch]

It shits on buts and bots

Straight up 90 round liberator

Hipfire good

Good rof

[steep fractal]

yes

[clear lintel]

Lmao it's going to get nerfed

Better enjoy it while it lasts

[twin perch]

Yup

[clear lintel]

I'm happy tho. Sickle is my favorite gun in the first game with the justice on second

[bitter elk]

i dont foresee the sickle getting nerfed

[plain bough]

sickle be bussin

[bitter elk]

it feels as good as the SMG is

but with far more ammo

[clear lintel]

Oh right

[bitter elk]

or infinite, if you really play with the heat

[clear lintel]

Anything new aside from the warbond?

[plain bough]

also localization confusion sounds real good

[bitter elk]

nothing as far as im concerned

i ran like 5 different missions

nothing out of the ordinary

[clear lintel]

No new stratagems?

That's weird

[bitter elk]

if there was they'd prob need to update the game

and no such thing so

update to unlock*

[plain bough]

Bet this won't stop 3 patrols from engaging me and calling in reinforcements lol

[clear lintel]

Oh the game wasn't updated

[bitter elk]

yeah

[clear lintel]

Alright alright

I was surprised because the AC Mech is like

Already finished pretty much

[bitter elk]

yeah i havent really paid much attention to the effect of it

doesnt help that 1 out of 3 bug mission

is fucking TCS so lol

[plain bough]

next week probably when the TCS is finished

[clear lintel]

Maybe everything releases after the major order is done which would make sense

[plain bough]

is when new stuff is introduced

[clear lintel]

Yeah@plain bough

Great minds think alike

[plain bough]

before that, gonna farm like a hoe for that arc shotgun

[bitter elk]

how much before u hit that

im literally 54 medals away

[steep fractal]

call in timer bumped up or something

[bitter elk]

Punisher plasma defo feels flaccid lol

[plain bough]

haven't tried it yet, will try on bots later

[plain bough]

60 medals for me

[bitter elk]

dunno whats faster tbh

hittin D1 for farmin medals and SCs while you're at it

or just vibin on D7

[twin perch]

What it does is slow down the call ins

as in, they dont spam it faster

in 8 bug breaches took 4 mins or so between each

[plain bough]

thats useful for all those gun-hungry players who want to engage patrols

[bitter elk]

joins QP

[tawny herald]

Light Armor Engi

[bitter elk]

gets kicked

seems right

when not even newbies are exception to TCS

[twin perch]

is it ligh?

[twin perch]

Honestly, it's useful even wehn doing objcts

[bitter elk]

sort of

[twin perch]

It looked like medium rated to me

[steep fractal]

not 550 ew

[bitter elk]

yeah it hovers right between light n med

[clear lintel]

It doesn't look that bad

Imma drip that light armor from the warbond tho

Can someone show me the warbond pages

[bitter elk]

i would in a bit if no one else is

farming D1 atm

[clear lintel]

I still can't turn on the computer

Storm hasn't stopped

[plain bough]

Gimme a moment

[clear lintel]

Thank you

[clear lintel]

I see I see, thank you

It's time to grind more medals I suppose

[twin perch]

the tier 3 armor

is my master chef armor

[plain bough]

light class too

[clear lintel]

I like the first tier armor

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-fremen-arrakis-running-gif-12071949502299108056

[steep fractal]

we seriously need commas

[bitter elk]

oml

stun nades cant open crates

[twin perch]

Yeah

Duh

they're pen 6 for the purpose of stunning

but that's it

[clear lintel]

Ngl, the armor that gives you +2 grenades sounds quite useful with that stun

[bitter elk]

im kinda just staring at a crate

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[steep fractal]

EAT it

[clear lintel]

Someone deploy to their position!

I would, unfortunately...

[bitter elk]

kek

[tawny herald]

Almost light, but its faster than normal medium ig

[twin perch]

HMMM

Almost tempted

[steep fractal]

just use the 550 💀

[tawny herald]

is there a 550 engi ?

[steep fractal]

yes

[tawny herald]

I didnt buy it

I dont think it looks good with my helmet tho

[twin perch]

I think that one is ugly

[steep fractal]

better than medic armorTM

[clear lintel]

Stupid question but warbond is 1000 sc?

[twin perch]

Yess

[clear lintel]

Ty th

[bitter elk]

mfw im tryna farm medals

but game's givin me SC on D1

[plain bough]

game being real generous with SC lol

[bitter elk]

I am low on SC either way so

dunno if i shuld just hit D7 quickplays

to get medals

[twin perch]

Host 7 or 8's yourself

[bitter elk]

why shuld I KEKW

[twin perch]

To not get kicked duh

Dumbo

[clear lintel]

@twin perch mf I'm going to gather firms so I can have the jp dub

😤

[bitter elk]

naw

im just gonna farm D1

[eager cliff]

IM BACK FROM WORK

im about to combust

is the premium warbond even worth it?

any good guns?

[bitter elk]

Sickle is pretty decent, feels like a pseudo LMG/SMG with high firerate and unlimited ammo (if you manage its heat, though even if you did overheat, you have 6 ICE clip to change through before going completely dry)

Punisher Plasma feels like an anemic GL, needs pairing with a really good support wep, otherwise a good 'emergency primary' for dealing with things like Bile spewer who takes extra damage from explosion type dmg on its sack

Arc shotgun, unknown, grindin for it

[eager cliff]

Against bugs i doubt any heavy shit is worth it

Tho this one would complete my CM set of Light, Medium and Heavy

[bitter elk]

yeah pretty mch

holy hell d1 grind is boring as ever

im falling asleep

[clear lintel]

I'd argue even heavy is useless against bots

But heavy medic might be more useful

[hallow rain]

Well, I understand that, but nobody called the evac. I'm sitting there like "what the shit is going on" as we get mobbed, and nobody but me ever tries to start the evac. It was dumb.

[clear lintel]

I think I can play for a bit

[bitter elk]

Depends on headshot rng I guess

Useful for staying alive when you get into a scuffle Vs bugd

And a fighting chance (hopefully)

[clear lintel]

It's just having no mobility is suicide against bugs

[eager cliff]

YEah vs bugs i wouldnt try anything heavy , you need the stamina and speed to dodge all the bullshit hunters and small cunts

Cause if they catch you in place it's over , you get stunlocked and animation cancelled

[sharp kindle]

New content

[eager cliff]

This is me rn

Bootleg New Vegas Ranger

Bro we need a coat plsssssssssssssssssss

[eager cliff]

honestly not much

where is the rest

where are all the guns and the shit they showed + i thought the warbond would be bigger

[tawny herald]

finally

[eager cliff]

Bruh Stun Grenades can stun Titans

[median trellis]

[eager cliff]

Multiple if they are in the range

5 seconds

i heard

[clear lintel]

The actual content might come after the tcs event

The warbond is always three pages, we knew how the warbond would be already

[eager cliff]

kinda makes sense tbf iw as already maxed out on my shit

so i spent it now and i have room to grind more medals

[eager cliff]

Yeah i thought they were going to make a normal warbond as well

Cause this is the premium one

They wil prob make a normal one for everyone with 7 pages or shit

[steep fractal]

sickle is near old breaker tiers of fuckery

[eager cliff]

sickle is good i hope cause i bought it

[steep fractal]

its a 90 round energy liberator

[twin perch]

Sickle is godlike

[plain bough]

sickle bois rise up

[obsidian flame]

mornin

how much does the new wb cost

1k?

[clear lintel]

yea

[obsidian flame]

aight

coo

[plain bough]

posts a bit up I show the pages too

[obsidian flame]

wait I don't even have to update the game?

[plain bough]

Im sure alot more content is in the files somewhere, just waiting to be unlocked

[clear lintel]

Lmao someone thought that by being a super citizen they would get every premium warbond for free

[plain bough]

man buys every premium season pass moment

[twin perch]

Honestly, I woulnd't mind an upgrade that auto-unlocked a year worth of warbonds/cosmetics

[obsidian flame]

I remember the outrage when ppl discovered devs were doing this back in the xbox 360 era

DLCs included in the game disc and ppl had to 'pay extra' to unlock everything that came in the disc

well then

now there's a lot more medals to farm

oo easy personal order today

[plain bough]

Im sure the TCS will be done in 4-5 days

[clear lintel]

Mmmh yea

[sharp kindle]

right i need 300 more sc

[twin perch]

@bitter elk time to duo on 1

[sharp kindle]

half the dps of the scythe

[twin perch]

1 handed, pinpoint, no slowdonw when running, infinite ammo, etc

[sharp kindle]

laser only loadout

[clear lintel]

@sharp kindleLobby is private, are you farming?

[sharp kindle]

yes farming

[clear lintel]

Invite me

[sharp kindle]

w8 its private ?

[clear lintel]

yea

[sharp kindle]

its on frens only

[clear lintel]

Lmao i cant join

[obsidian flame]

[sharp kindle]

wtf

[twin perch]

set it to public

Private is literally for friend code, and it doesn't account for Steam Friends

[clear lintel]

Lmaoo

[twin perch]

I will also be jumpin in 10 mins

[sharp kindle]

ok

[obsidian flame]

this is because the game sometimes doesn't show your steam friends on the list

[sharp kindle]

i did

[twin perch]

[clear lintel]

Time to remove fren

[twin perch]

[plain bough]

ah yes, the 500kg bomb with a 5 meter kill radius lol

[twin perch]

Ok so

If anyone wants to join diff 8 CBT

let me know now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059489308286926868/1217838965239976066/116503548_p0.png?ex=66057beb&is=65f306eb&hm=d202414838e2082eaf962eb825860364d4d29d91c4b809630c00d4fc053b8ef8&

[obsidian flame]

[obsidian flame]

I'mma start calling it the 500kg fart

[twin perch]

💨

[sharp kindle]

[obsidian flame]

[clear lintel]

Yeah Its iffy

[obsidian flame]

the explosion visual effect is MUCH bigger than the actual damage aoe

[clear lintel]

@sharp kindle game auto deleted itself

crashed

[sharp kindle]

lol

[clear lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539691993048285184/1215337876246495253/caption-1-5.gif

Ill chill for now @sharp kindle

Ill join back later when im not being called for lmao

[sharp kindle]

ty for democracy fren

[clear lintel]

np

[steep fractal]

Do your part people

[earnest stag]

True

[obsidian flame]

don't talk about it
talks about it

[plain bough]

first rule of fight club

[clear lintel]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/0jwchbHlMq43herchIVB4p?si=2a6e97a903d44f06 I love this version of the theme

Feels like it could go well in the final fight for super earth

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/rule119-no-spotify-gif-23697459

[clear lintel]

Lmaoooooooo

[obsidian flame]

[clear lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1tLdgPae2k Here

[plain bough]

One thing I wish we had, the electrical effect on the suits in the cutting edge warbond like on screen

[runic sentinel]

wait why is spotify links banned

[eager cliff]

it's not i just dont have a spotify so i cant listen

[runic sentinel]

spotify links wont show up

[clear lintel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1be5oe8/good_thing_they_balanced_the_charger_nerf_with/

[tawny herald]

HE'S SPREADING LIES AND ANTI-DEMOCRATIC IDEAS

[clear lintel]

Better than twilight

[clear lintel]

Imagine an ace combat game about eagles and the SEAF

[tawny herald]

Pelican-1: You ain't got the firepower!
Eagle-1: But I've got the mass.

[sharp kindle]

[tawny herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AUjaYYep4

[clear lintel]

Thats one hell of a spoiler lmaoo

[sharp kindle]

tbh

i like the spanish dub of reach more

[tawny herald]

I wish there was a brazilian dub

nvm there actually is one, that I never knew about

welp, time to replay reach

[twin perch]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bdudf3/lets_talk_about_patrols_an_in_depth_analysis_of/

Every "player group" has an individual timer that ticks up and spawns a new patrol periodically. If you're within 75m of another player, you're in their "player group".
Larger player groups tick timers up faster, but not nearly as fast as individual groups. A group of 3 players together has about 75% of the "threshold" (# of ticks to spawn a patrol) of a solo player off on their own, so you'll have something like 2.3x the patrol spawns total vs a solo player if you split into a 3 + 1 group. Similar numbers for 2 + 2.
Completing the primary objective reduces the threshold by almost 75%. Patrol spawn rate basically quadruples once you finish the objective.
Eliminating enemy outposts slightly increases the spawn rate - with all outposts eliminated, the threshold is reduced to 85% (roughly a 17% increase).
Outposts and other "clearable" secondary objectives increase the spawn rate heavily in the local area while they're active, by up to 50% (based on proximity).
The extract always counts as an active secondary objective, even at the very start, and comes with a proximity-based increase in patrols.
Timer does not affect patrol spawn time (but almost certainl affects the quantity and/or quality of enemies spawned)

@eager cliff

Pin Pin

[clear lintel]

That's insane

[sharp kindle]

ye

[obsidian flame]

destroying outposts INCREASES the spawn rate? wat

makes no sense

[eager cliff]

Well apparently it makes the Enemy "more aware" that shit is happening so they gather more and more troops

Stupid

[clear lintel]

LMAO

[plain bough]

more aware and not the super destroyer hanging nearby in low orbit lol

[sharp kindle]

i mean

when the planet has more super destroyers than clouds over it

[eager cliff]

[sharp kindle]

someone test that with an arc thrower

[plain bough]

stand next to the tesla tower

[clear lintel]

Funny you survive a fucking plasma ball but not a surge of electricity @sharp kindle

[obsidian flame]

from where

since the outposts are getting destroyed they should have less troops available at the area

[clear lintel]

From the ground

@sharp kindle

Are you still farming

[sharp kindle]

just finished

1k sc

[clear lintel]

Oh okay

Nice

I just got free again lol

[sharp kindle]

[clear lintel]

Nvm I have a game finish decompressing

On the hdd

Fuck

[sharp kindle]

[tawny herald]

I hope they add driveable forklifts in hd2

[sharp kindle]

damn laser gun good

[clear lintel]

Forklift stratagem

They should add a music box as a stratagem that plays the super earth anthem, giving you increased health regeneration

[eager cliff]

@solid barn

[bleak patrol]

The laser pistol is on the last page

Bad warbond

Not even kidding, giving it the very first look right now, I only want the shotguns and that's it

[clear lintel]

@sharp kindle still farming

game finished decompressing

[earnest stag]

One hits chargers

[earnest stag]

Sickle is GOAT

[eager cliff]

The arc shotgun apparently it's fighting for the worst gun in the game rn

It is very bad

[bleak patrol]

Laff, you telling me that means you literally know nothing about me

[clear lintel]

Pyrson doesnt like laser weapons

Alas, sickle is very fun and good

[bleak patrol]

I don't like energy weapons and don't care about meta

I will give it a shot

[earnest stag]

Sickle still GOAT

[bleak patrol]

(pun intended)

[earnest stag]

[bleak patrol]

And it may or may not land in the "ok" territory

But it's still an energy weapon

Anyway

What I wanted to say

[earnest stag]

Is

Real meat.

Charger meat.

[twin perch]

What

[bleak patrol]

About this, it may be placebo, but I noticed that fairly often after the timer reaches 20m on normal missions, there is a period of absolute silence in my games. As in, no patrols, no enemise, no music even, nothing

[clear lintel]

[clear lintel]

Yeah I had that too

[earnest stag]

Their ded

Dissident

[bleak patrol]

Are there any new disco balls?

[earnest stag]

Spreading fake news against democracy

[bleak patrol]

There are no new disco balls

[clear lintel]

Hellmire looking kinda crazy

[bleak patrol]

Kill 200 enemies with a machine gun

[clear lintel]

If only it was stalwart

They seriously need to tune that machine gun

[bleak patrol]

If it was with any machine gun, maybe

[clear lintel]

Once you unlock the stalwart, the MG becomes unusable

[bleak patrol]

I do like to stop to reload