🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[stuck hare]

get on the game. now.

[potent leaf]

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

clearly been playing longer since i know how to farm lvl1

[vague marsh]

oh this is a saver.

also what happened

[bleak patrol]

Jump Pack funni

[median trellis]

game kicked me again for no reason

[vague marsh]

[autumn talon]

game had a heart attack for me

join back

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

atleast it was now and not at extract

[vague marsh]

shh

[autumn talon]

it has mini crash sometimes

wot this

[vague marsh]

bruh i wanted to change my emote

ye wot that

@median trellis

[potent leaf]

stanky leg

[vague marsh]

bitc stop looking at tits and look at our message

[autumn talon]

https://tenor.com/view/devsisters-cookie-run-rpg-cookie-gingerbread-gif-23474683

[potent leaf]

COOKIERUN

MENTIONED

[obsidian flame]

stamina enhancement thingy?

[autumn talon]

no thats a running man

weeee

[buoyant urchin]

Makes trudging through snow and sand less trudgy

@autumn talon

[autumn talon]

[vague marsh]

im still laughing my ass off

how that charger 1 tapped u both

[autumn talon]

what charger

[median trellis]

correction it killed hate
i tapped myself

[vague marsh]

it was so funny

just seeing sturm drop dead

just bcs charger took 1 step

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

then hate afterwards

was cherry on top

[median trellis]

also pretty sure we got supers on all 3 missions

[vague marsh]

[autumn talon]

lets go

good time to end

[vague marsh]

oh.

these require 5.

supers

[median trellis]

anyways enough heckdiving for today

[vague marsh]

that was hella fun

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

[vague marsh]

cartoon ahh scene

also there was one charger that went flying

[autumn talon]

i missed it

[vague marsh]

it was charging in mid air

like a rocket

[autumn talon]

i think i will have some 4:44am choco ice cream

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

dude did a tokyo drift over me and doge

[vague marsh]

hmm

what should i feast

i guess some stick crackers

[autumn talon]

Its like a treat after killing bugs

[vague marsh]

man

the only thing i got as choco flavored rn is tiny chocolate bars with coconut inside them

me lov

[autumn talon]

i think i have enough clips to make a funny moments video

[tawny herald]

''communication with teammates is advised ''

[vague marsh]

do it

i have the same

[tawny herald]

meaning, not required

[vague marsh]

on gamma

need to put them together one day

[autumn talon]

380 with scatter and no one is safe

[tawny herald]

Once I killed all my teammates with the cluster bomb

[median trellis]

380 with scatter mod is gonna be hitting dudes in a different lobby

[median trellis]

only once
rookie numbers

[tawny herald]

true

need to kill some more, let them give their lifes for democracy

[autumn talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-laughing-hysterically-gif-26398146

[tawny herald]

gonna make some coffee and helldive on malevelon

[bleak patrol]

We just nuked Malevelon (again)

[balmy spire]

missing out ):

[obsidian flame]

how come your cape's all torn

[bleak patrol]

I dunno, I just noticed it myself

[median trellis]

battle dmg

[bleak patrol]

I got shot a lot but didn't die this mission

[median trellis]

happens if you eat an explosion pretty sure

[obsidian flame]

never noticed mine being ripped/torn like that

at most it got dirty with blood

[median trellis]

some you barely notice it on

[bleak patrol]

My helmet sometimes turns black from damage

[obsidian flame]

and I'm using a shorter cape so it probably is less noticeable

[tawny herald]

getting ur armor dirty and ur cape torn is kinda cool since it means that you havent died in a while

[median trellis]

or turning it red while the magic RE7 healing sauce does its magic

[obsidian flame]

how the fuck did we kill a negative amount of enemies and fired a negative amount of bullets lmao

also do ppl using Scythes and Laser Cannons contribute to "bullets fired"?

[autumn talon]

those havent ever worked for me

still show 0

[tawny herald]

these are not working for me but they used to idk what is up with that

[sharp kindle]

[autumn talon]

Joel

[clear lintel]

WTF BRO

[autumn talon]

A fucking masterpiece

@median trellis @raw folio

[raw folio]

That's a fuckin 7?!?

[raw folio]

[sharp kindle]

9

[raw folio]

That's a funky lookin 9

Looks like a 7 up top right

[sharp kindle]

Ooh u mean diff

[raw folio]

Yeah. That many on diff 7 is fucked up

[sharp kindle]

Joel woke up

And said

Fuck this guy

[raw folio]

I ain't gonna complain about losing planets anymore.

This shit has killed my spirit on that'

[sharp kindle]

I mean

They never had to balance out this many players

[raw folio]

I'll still curse joel

But I do get it

[sharp kindle]

Out there somewhere
Joel also hates his job

[granite nest]

Bro has beef with joel

[left sentinel]

that has to be a bug, well i didnt mean to make that joke but i meant it. also the panic button mashing is amazing

[raw folio]

How it feels to 500kg

...sometimes

[eager cliff]

Mr. Helldiver

[eager cliff]

i knew this was gonna be made

[tawny herald]

I did my part, Malevelon Creek is gonna get liberated soon

IF JOEL DOESNT DO SOMETHING

[twin perch]

Me yesterday

[runic sentinel]

Also this is a real post

[granite nest]

Mike Collins speaking for democracy

[potent leaf]

Finally unlocked the scanning drone stratagem

[runic sentinel]

Sam this is not offtopic

[potent leaf]

this is helldivers

3

I'm literally fighting a automaton in the pic

blind smh

[granite nest]

Is malevelon creek back?

[plain bough]

Probably

[granite nest]

[plain bough]

anyone wanna do some high diffs for some super samples?

[granite nest]

Right now?

[plain bough]

rn or later

[granite nest]

i might in like 15 min

[plain bough]

alrighty

[granite nest]

Anyone else?

[runic sentinel]

Damn you got me

[granite nest]

fuck them

[plain bough]

ah right, time to see todays deals on armor

Nvm, nothing interesting

[potent leaf]

rude

I think its interesting

[granite nest]

@plain bough im ready

[autumn talon]

what perks this time

[autumn talon]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message have you seen this?

[plain bough]

First set on left is throwing range + limb hp, set on the right is recoil down when crouched and 2 extra grenades

[autumn talon]

left medium?

[plain bough]

both med

sry, left is light*

[autumn talon]

ooooh

[plain bough]

you want in on helldiving hate?

[autumn talon]

naah, work night so no time

[plain bough]

alrighty

[autumn talon]

just gonna go get me the light yeet armor

oh i already have it

[plain bough]

lol

[granite nest]

i fucking love the mine field

great shit

[clear lintel]

That helmet is dopep

[eager cliff]

You guys wanna game?

If you have a spare pod

Nah that would be abusable

[plain bough]

Sounds first diff 7 ain't that bad, bit glitched on bugs tho

[eager cliff]

[granite nest]

eh

we've done diff 9

it was funny

WITH A SNIPER

[plain bough]

burn all the bugs

[granite nest]

aaaand 2 achievements at once

so, we going diff 8 or 9 now?

[obsidian flame]

looks like we gonna lose Mantes

[granite nest]

do it like with the announcements role

[granite nest]

veld ftw

fair deal

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

lol crashed on the mission

[granite nest]

LMAO

IVE GOT YOUR SAMPLES

[plain bough]

nah that mission is a failure

[granite nest]

well, i left it

those spitting shits are annoying

[obsidian flame]

what's the difference between Diligence and Diligence Counter Sniper

[obsidian flame]

Did you figure out which booster this is?
My new guess is the Muscle Enhancement one (traverse difficult terrain with ease)

[granite nest]

aaaand

my wifi crashed

nvm the game crashed lmao

[plain bough]

server acting funky too

[granite nest]

I got it to work

251k players, maybe thats why

[twin perch]

How

[obsidian flame]

about 5 hours left

[twin perch]

We're fucked yeah

[obsidian flame]

bar is much more red than blue

more players there than on Mantes

guess they really need to fix the researcher rescue mission

either that or not make it appear on every defense operation

[twin perch]

They need to make it so enemy spawns outside

and not "at the fucking gates"

like the other defense missions where they actually have to advance at you

[obsidian flame]

and make it have the correct timer

[granite nest]

we are winning veld

push guys

[autumn talon]

yee it that one

[autumn talon]

the timer is correct, its supposed to be short one, only thing fucking awful about it is the spawns

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

never thought i would hear david attenborough say the line "cockholsting face" bless be on AI voice

[granite nest]

"complete an extreme difficulty mission in 6 minutes"

that shouldnt be a problem in the "kill 1XX bugs" mission, right?

[autumn talon]

ez pz

even easier on bot one

[granite nest]

how about "complete a mission without using a primary or support weapon"

[plain bough]

trivial mission

[granite nest]

also not a problem

[median trellis]

drop into a bot blitz and air strike/laser spam a few outposts do death

[granite nest]

kill a hulk with a transport pod

now thats a fun one

[plain bough]

hulk with 2 arms off sounds a bit difficult

[median trellis]

realy easy actually

[autumn talon]

yee

[median trellis]

auto canon takes an arm of in like 5-6 shots

[granite nest]

just call in the ship, chop both arms and leave

6 strategems in one place

that will take some time

kill 25 bugs with one strategem is a normal 500kg bomb task

[autumn talon]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[plain bough]

or clusterbomb with alot of bugs

[autumn talon]

500kg has the worst aoe even tho you would think it would be good

[granite nest]

all limbs hurt

hmm

go under a supply pod?

[autumn talon]

95%

[sharp kindle]

[median trellis]

the 50% chance to survive lethal got me that one

[granite nest]

4% are the communist bastards

[autumn talon]

this kinda

[granite nest]

just grind

the shit

[plain bough]

got shot by a tank, all limbs broken with 50% saving me lol

[median trellis]

2 friends who did not listen to my warnings about the 380 in my case

[plain bough]

Ooo shiny red lights

bad bot

[granite nest]

another lost soul

[granite nest]

it spammed all channels

well, almost

@median trellis DAMN, 158 HOURS IN 3 WEEKS?

[median trellis]

[granite nest]

dedicated to democracy i see

[plain bough]

sturm is lvl50 too

[granite nest]

also, did we win/lose hellmire?

[autumn talon]

i hit 40

[granite nest]

i hit 12

fuck off brotha

[obsidian flame]

[bleak patrol]

Another one of my friends got HD2

Time to send him to diff 9 as his first deployment

[obsidian flame]

[granite nest]

nice

show him what it takes to spread democracy among bugs

[bleak patrol]

I was thinking Space Vietnam

[obsidian flame]

uh

my PC's sound just went apeshit

some apps have sound, others don't

nothing's muted on Windows

could it be my headset glitching?

welp

I hope Helldivers still has sound because I want to hear the democracy we're spreading

[autumn talon]

Driver issue, reboot should fix

[twin perch]

Man

I just want the balance patch

I've been testing tons of guns on bugs

On bots you can use mostly whatever and do fine, since the most important part of bot kit is anti-armor

with bugs it's breaker or you get overwhelmed

[eager cliff]

with bugs you have to use strategems with your guys and sentries

but yeah , hopefully they are cooking some good shit

(NOT SO) Fun Fact : The reason the Spitters ( the bugs with the fat sack ) that spit acid are 1 shotting you because the armor values are bugged unfortunately

They should do like gradual dmg or whatever , i think , but since u ahve no armor they just kill u

[median trellis]

that seems likely

[eager cliff]

ALSO : Another bug

Everyone can use the same booster if you press it all at the same time when selecting

And yes it stacks apparently, i tried it with the Vitality one and i was tanking a lot more

[median trellis]

[clear lintel]

Wtf lmao

What about the stamina one

infinite stamina

[median trellis]

actually just playing tarkov with sj6/trimadol combo at that point

[obsidian flame]

dang

[obsidian flame]

gotta test

[twin perch]

69

[autumn talon]

Noice

[autumn talon]

You thinking what im thinking

[median trellis]

what are we cooking

[autumn talon]

The bad terrain affects less

Fucking full speed zooming in snow

Fuck you chargers

[median trellis]

another would be the radar perk

[autumn talon]

How much more did it give

[median trellis]

dont know doesnt give you any numbers

[autumn talon]

But did it make it longer or bigger tho

[median trellis]

the radius gets larger

[autumn talon]

4x that and ping is quarter of map

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

Stamina could be other kek one

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

@median trellis

[obsidian flame]

4x increased reinforcement budget

wonder how many reinforce stratagems we'd get lmao

[latent zodiac]

the next time i get stunlocked so bad that spamming the stim button does nothing i will blow my fucking brains out

[autumn talon]

Doesnt that affect the timer once everything has been used

[latent zodiac]

'ate scout striders
'ate machinegunners
'ate hunters
'ate stunlocking
'ate flinching
i dont love shit

mechs might as well be recquired for any difficulty above fucking 5
because every time you get hit, you need to INSTANTLY stim to avoid dying after the inevitable onslaught of 7 more hits that you cannot avoid in any way
even having the shield pack, it just doesn't matter

spawning tanks and hulks on challenging

might as well be this guy getting his spine twisted in half because something glanced off his shoulder

[plain bough]

it's pretty alright

[autumn talon]

Mixed it up with the flexible one

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969924176842473482/1207409642808934461/S.T.A.L.K.E.R._-Anomaly-2024-02-.gif

same

😦 kurwa

[bleak patrol]

Overreacting, much?

[obsidian flame]

[bleak patrol]

[eager cliff]

[latent zodiac]

man i wish

i sorta understand the bugs stunlocking
kill them before they get close, makes sense
but the bots projectile stunlocking can go to hell

that being said
any actual advice or help would be greatly appreciated, but i think im gonna wait for mechs and the armor fix to release before i start playing regularly again

[plain bough]

hulks, devastators and tanks are easy on their own, its when they're combined with the foot soldiers its when it gets a bit much

keep the simple but useful eagle clusterbomb strategem for that

[bleak patrol]

Tank jumpscare

[bleak patrol]

I remember when a week or two ago some people here (before this channel was made) said that cluster is useless / not worth using

[plain bough]

nah fam that blast radius of the cluster is so fockin huge its perfect for any small fry

[bleak patrol]

I always have a rocket strike on me when doing bots

It always, I repeat, always kills a tank

[plain bough]

even then, the weakspots of the automatons are vastly more in the open than the bugs

[bleak patrol]

Yes

[plain bough]

simple lure/bait and get someone else to shoot at the back

[bleak patrol]

I mostly play alone

And my friends cannot be depended on for shit

[plain bough]

Well we'll see about the armor patch in a while

[bleak patrol]

Like yesterday, for example

I'm severely overwhelmed by incoming bots

My friend is like 5m behind me

Not one attempt was made to help me

I think he was jealous of my sweet new jump pack

[plain bough]

that's not very democratic of him

[bleak patrol]

Somehow, whenever I play with him

Every single bot that he angers decides to shoot me

I understand that they tend to target the player that is the closest

But on many occassions, when he shot an outpost turret, it decided to target me even tho I remained hidden

Anyway

Jump Pack funni

I 100% recommend

[plain bough]

needs more boost

[bleak patrol]

Maybe

But it's still fun

[tawny herald]

where arm

[plain bough]

You lost it in the war son

[tawny herald]

[granite nest]

dell hivers

2

[median trellis]

[granite nest]

What is the estimated time for us to take over veld?

Cause we are at like 92%

[plain bough]

about 52 years if Joel keeps his crystal ball on Veld

[granite nest]

is he?

Twitter will cancel joel someday

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-wait-helldiver-2-helldiver-two-gif-7145508369515679649

[tawny herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgFKyX6bwk

[obsidian flame]

still the most useless eagle strat imo

[tawny herald]

still the most fun

[plain bough]

gotta be accurate with that bomb

[twin perch]

Goddamn

500kg is just a "better" Precision strike

Better because it has 2 shots

[tawny herald]

shit

[autumn talon]

Twice the chance to miss

[eager cliff]

where head

[plain bough]

Lost it in the war

[autumn talon]

So that what they mean when they say randoms suck

They dont have no brain

[eager cliff]

626k holy fucked

[twin perch]

tfw half a million people or more

spreading democracy at once

[autumn talon]

Now imagine if we all went to a single planet

Joel cant stop all of us

[obsidian flame]

he can press a button and reset the % to 0

[plain bough]

My teammate is just one giant purple question mark lmao

[raw folio]

Report them to the nearest democracy officer

[raw folio]

Mortar Turret be like:

https://tenor.com/view/madagscar-penguins-kaboom-gif-9833865

[eager cliff]

[raw folio]

Hold up imma bout to nerd emoji this dude

[autumn talon]

Why would chargers even need to be nerfed

Also look at the lil guy, i always think it screaming because of the way the head is

[raw folio]

The autocannon just needs you to get more creative than just slapping rounds into it

[autumn talon]

Just pew pew the leg

I wish new passes would drop soon

[tawny herald]

[raw folio]

You just hit the back of the leg then the front of the leg with AC. as shrimple as that

[autumn talon]

Just 2 tap da leg with rail, as shrimple as that

Am ready for new pass

[bleak patrol]

2020

great year

I just want the buggy stratagem, I don't need anything else

[tawny herald]

railgun good

but autocannon fun

[obsidian flame]

dude's devouring the game

[eager cliff]

14 march or smth i heard

[autumn talon]

lets go

[eager cliff]

or 24

i dont remember but its in march

[autumn talon]

Actually pretty easy to get common, medals and sc on lvl1 farm

[autumn talon]

They arrive when they arrive, got work for 3 more nights so its what ever anyways

[raw folio]

Second thursday of each month is what I heard

[autumn talon]

So should be 14th

[obsidian flame]

[autumn talon]

Anything else is lvl7 pretty much, 9 is not worth for the few extra supers to the difficulty increase imo

[plain bough]

diff 8 is the perfect diff for super samples

[autumn talon]

That aint bad either

Since im missing only few tier 3 im on that rare/common grind

[plain bough]

at 28 supers atm, need plenty of rares and commons now

[latent zodiac]

pass? are they changing out the armor rotations for the superstore?

[obsidian flame]

he means the warbond

[plain bough]

a new premium warbond pass

with the new weapons and armor

[autumn talon]

Warbond aka battlepass

[autumn talon]

Yeah, you need shitloads of commons

[latent zodiac]

ooh
that sounds nice, is it replacing the current one
also, iv got the super citizen thing, so im sure i should have it anyway

[raw folio]

They stay, no fomo.

[plain bough]

never going away the previous passes, do as your pace allows

[autumn talon]

Its what 100,80,60 for some of them

[obsidian flame]

you do have the first premium warbond

[autumn talon]

Thank god you dont need too many supes

[raw folio]

You only get that first one with super citizen

[obsidian flame]

dunno if you'll automatically get access to future ones

[plain bough]

If only they allow us to trade in req slips for samples

[obsidian flame]

yes pls

or exchange samples for different rarities

[plain bough]

I wouldn't mind it cost at least 100 for a single common

[obsidian flame]

like 10 commons for 1 rare
10 rares for 1 super

[latent zodiac]

yeah, i got the steeled veterans one, but im hoping i get auto access to future ones, i don't wanna have to farm SC, im already at 800

[autumn talon]

It aint too hard to grind for samples imo, you just need good squad for it,

[plain bough]

good squad not doing monkey things

[autumn talon]

Hence why i only squad up with stu,sparta,doge,dude

Occasionally with laff and kosm

[plain bough]

I've gotten great rando squads

and plenty of potatoes

[latent zodiac]

had 1 really good stranger squad running on suicide mission, always getting the super samples, made shit easy honestly
shame almost every squad i've been in after that has been getting hit with the whole book by joel

[autumn talon]

If im online and playing, hit me up, we can go farm

[plain bough]

got 5 bile titans at extract just now

[raw folio]

Like I shit you not I could feel the difficulty switch mid mission when a rando joined me and some others who were playing again

[autumn talon]

Lvl1 for fast sc farm them 100SC stashes be hitting different

It crazy broken

[raw folio]

And you get to go sightseeing

[autumn talon]

Yeah

[latent zodiac]

LEVEL 1 SC STASHES HAVE 100?!
I'VE BEEN GETTING 10-20 SC FROM CHALLENGING TO SUICIDE THIS WHOLE TIME

[autumn talon]

And its chill

[plain bough]

better do it now before they patch drop rates

[plain bough]

it's a small % for those to become 100 SC

[autumn talon]

Naah its either 10 or 100, no matter difficulty

Same with req slips

Either 100 or 1000

[plain bough]

wonder if warbonds got an extra pop to em

[latent zodiac]

ooooh, k i get it now
still, i would think it goes up with difficulty, not either or

damn that is scuffed

i'll have to do that later, with my cadian/master cheif armor and a jump pack

[autumn talon]

Naah this is what i got with sparta running lvl1 bugs, atound 10 mins per mission

[autumn talon]

What you mean

[plain bough]

like the same chance for more bonds

[autumn talon]

Oh there is, best mission gave like 12 extra medals

Its either bunch of medals or sc

[latent zodiac]

god damn do i need common samples and medals, had no idea you could do shit that fast
what planets though? Joel has a tendency to throw difficulty out the window on certain planets and put tanks on medium

[plain bough]

those same trivial missions give around 10 commons per run

[autumn talon]

Or with bad rng all bunkers etc are just guns

[plain bough]

so that part is ok

[autumn talon]

Best ones are like 15-17

[raw folio]

That 1 level one I did solo where each poi had a gun

[autumn talon]

[latent zodiac]

had that on my last medium missions, was peeved

[plain bough]

I need 2 long hands to do those bunkers

[latent zodiac]

maybe if you throw a grenade at the button at the right time

[autumn talon]

Literally took me 3 days and few hours each day to go from 690sc to 2020

[autumn talon]

Ay, hence finding a buddy to run them is nice, just split, do a loop, hit bunkers and extract

[raw folio]

I'll probably eat dinner then do some chill level 1 shit

[autumn talon]

There ya go

[plain bough]

I hope that the armor patch drops this week instead of middle of month with the other stuff

[autumn talon]

I personally wont be available until thursday night because of work

But i can come help with grinding then

[plain bough]

magic trick myself to having 2K SC by end of week

[raw folio]

🫵 This guy gotta work

[autumn talon]

Yeah just dont expect to get 100sc drops all the time, gonna make yourself mad

[plain bough]

time to waste all my gacha luck for 100sc drops

[autumn talon]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-happy-money-cash-tax-day-gif-13496693

[autumn talon]

[raw folio]

"Y'all got luck?"

[autumn talon]

I would say 1 drop in 120mins

Thats about the rate me and sparta had

[raw folio]

diff1 is just so quick to complete that it can be done record time

[autumn talon]

Ay, unless those maps that only have bunkers

Or like me and sparta say, BUNKA

then the otherone rans across the map

I recommend if 2 monitors, placing a yt vid or something on the second one, running around gets kinda boring

[bleak patrol]

Damn, the bot planet selection went down to 2

[obsidian flame]

how does he drink through the helmet

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[autumn talon]

democracy

[autumn talon]

@vague marsh

[tawny herald]

wut

[autumn talon]

Anti tank

[vague marsh]

also

yea fuck stalkers but like

Why is nobody talking about their little kid

Hunters

THEY ARE THE WORST

at least stalker has its own lair and land to protect

but these fuckers

are always and will be Everywhere

no matter what

wtf

did i just saw

[obsidian flame]

they're easy enough to kill

I think they have the same health as the basic baby bugs

or just enough that I can 2-tap them with the defender

[vague marsh]

not when there is many of em

[vague marsh]

nah

little more

then tiny ones

cuz tiny ones die to 1-2 taps from redeemer

these take like 3-4

[obsidian flame]

odd

[vague marsh]

not to mention

the Kamikaze ones

that is going in front of u when using AC or ROcket or Impact

just jumps on ur face

[bitter pike]

Hmmm should I buy hell divers or nah

[mossy hinge]

yes

[bitter pike]

Thank you for enforcing my poor spending decisions

[raw folio]

I got a 100SC drops

[obsidian flame]

you're welcome. FOR DEMOCRACY

[raw folio]

Oh shit we took fenrir

[median trellis]

god dammit now i have to play jungle planets again

[raw folio]

And another 100 SC

[autumn talon]

[tawny herald]

bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6upPLBQ4R8

[obsidian flame]

hmm walkers with different loadouts

cool

[clear lintel]

Ya just like the first game

I dont see the flamethrower one

F

[obsidian flame]

yet.

[clear lintel]

True true

I hope they fix the armor stuff quickly

Tired of running light lol

[obsidian flame]

same lol

but I might have grown too used to the movement speed and high stamina

I may not want to use a different armor type even if they do fix it lol

and in this game I have the impression that high mobility will always be superior

[obsidian flame]

now that I looked at this more closely

They look perfectly functional, the only thing left to add is UI elements to show its HP and ammo

[clear lintel]

Yeah depends on how the heavy armors are tbh

[obsidian flame]

judging from the values shown ingame, heavy armor can be nearly 3x as resistant as light armor

[tawny herald]

imagine if they called them hellwalkers

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-doomguy-doom-slayer-doom-guy-shotgun-gif-27413588

[shy schooner]

If you hold down X, you can drop the shield!

[tawny herald]

dropping a 500kg bomb at your feet while being swarmed is a worthy sacrifice for freedom

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-helldivers-helldivers-2-democracy-helldivers-democracy-helldivers-2-gif-11484452525362323875

[bitter pike]

I love when an eagle decides to strafe in the direction of the helldivers instead of the direction of the bugs

[graceful compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485804408849039360/1214098492340052038/going.mp4?ex=65f7e055&is=65e56b55&hm=aa99bbe13f537652597fa3be55a3b54fef88c9bbb4a01961296716421cfc0943&

[kindred hatch]

HOLY SHIT HELLDIVERS CHAT

[potent brook]

so true

[kindred hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-earth-headbump-gif-12660803786990557505

[eager cliff]

I love him

[eager cliff]

Animal

[twin perch]

Hes very based

He said they arent overhiring rn

So they dont lay off people after launch rush

[twin perch]

Have a cup of

[eager cliff]

[granite nest]

Since february

[kindred hatch]

ROCK AND STO- I mean FOR SUPER EARTH!

[clear lintel]

Got a 100 sc stash

[autumn talon]

[obsidian flame]

dude's acting like Helldivers doesn't have PVP already
also acting like he's not the CEO of a company that made Magicka in which one of the main selling points is "kill your friends"

[eager cliff]

[obsidian flame]

[raw folio]

Ah good ol' magicka, where you learned to trust your friends as far as you could throw them.

[obsidian flame]

literally

[eager cliff]

My friend had 32k

he loves blowing shit up

[granite nest]

literally 1984

fix offtopic

[eager cliff]

?

[vague marsh]

you bitc

[granite nest]

unlock

bitch

Anyone up for a helldive rn?

Or should i just play rimworld/gamma?

[twin perch]

I think we all offtopic

[granite nest]

come on, nobody up to farm sc?

dammit, ill do it myself

[twin perch]

I honestly don't see the point of SC farm XD

I enjoy more just doing rando 5/7's and getting SC's in that "passive" way

[granite nest]

I am not farming SC by methods, im just doing diff 5's and grinding

[twin perch]

I'd play but A: I'm procastinating work and i shouldn't

B: I have people at home who will randomly call me to go down to the basement to grab onions

because they can't get up off the sofa

[granite nest]

i can truly relate

[twin perch]

Parents moment

[clear lintel]

I only do it one im truly alone and i just want to run some quick trivial

Today i went from 700 to almost 900 in less than half an hour

[granite nest]

really?

you gotta show me the way

i need to get the 1000 for the pass

[twin perch]

Go into a trivial mission, hit every spot, finishig objt, extract

20 to 80sc in 6 mins

[granite nest]

seriously?

[twin perch]

Yup

[granite nest]

i didnt know missions give sc

i thought you can acquire them by the small location stuff

[twin perch]

Yeah that's the thing

[obsidian flame]

that's how you get them

[twin perch]

You go into a lvl 1 mission

[obsidian flame]

go to every minor poi

[twin perch]

whihc is a very small map wiht 6 locations to check

[obsidian flame]

loot everything

[granite nest]

oh

i thought just by finishing the mission, like at the last stuff

i will get it rewarded

Thanks i guess

[autumn talon]

Sometimes you get the rare 100sc

[autumn talon]

Me with sparter

[granite nest]

phew

[median trellis]

daily's are back

[twin perch]

Patch when

[clear lintel]

Armor fix WHEN PLEASE

Balance of guns WHEN

[earnest stag]

Thats what im waiting for

[twin perch]

Me too

I just want to play the "Fixed" version rn

[obsidian flame]

not for me

[earnest stag]

With armor

[obsidian flame]

😦

[earnest stag]

Lol wait for them to say its fine how it is and we make a feature out of it

[twin perch]

Supposed to be fixed tomorrow for all

Im hopping thats when patch drops

[clear lintel]

I want roadmap

[earnest stag]

Is the roadmap there yet?

[clear lintel]

Nope

[obsidian flame]

restarted the game

I now have personal orders

[twin perch]

Non

[obsidian flame]

NINE

just gotta do this 3 more times

[twin perch]

Bugs and trigger swarms

[plain bough]

I've awoken to see dailies are working again

[slim coral]

Damn he'd ⬅️ ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

[twin perch]

I don't like this daily

[obsidian flame]

me neither

it'd be more interesting if it were like

100 enemies with any stratagem

[twin perch]

Yeha

[twilit nebula]

Literally in the known issues page in the most recent patch.

It's been there for a few days.

[obsidian flame]

r/whoosh

[twin perch]

It's been broken for 2 weeks dude, we know XD

[twilit nebula]

Bro what is the joke

[obsidian flame]

the joke is that they'd eventually give up on fixing it and calling it a feature

[twilit nebula]

Maybe I'm just a moron but I trust Arrowhead enough that I don't find the idea of them dicking over their community like this funny

[obsidian flame]

corporate cuck

[earnest stag]

its been in there since release lol

They can still say in the end they keep it and just tweak it a bit

With working armor its a whole different game and definetly getting easier

Even if you wear light armor you will tank more hits than right now

[obsidian flame]

nah bro leave the multi million dollar company alone

[twilit nebula]

Bro I'm not even defending Arrowhead I just think the joke is stupid because the punchline makes no sense

[earnest stag]

Who says its a joke or a punchline

its a legit thing Devs do for decades

[obsidian flame]

[earnest stag]

If your not a super citizen you are not allowed to have an opinion anyway

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-wait-helldiver-2-helldiver-two-gif-7145508369515679649

[eager cliff]

im about to helldive all over

i need the pink ones now

rarer than a virgin in Dubai

[plain bough]

hmmm samples

gimme all of those

[sharp kindle]

damn yall farming hard

[granite nest]

whos up for a helldive?

i need sum green samples

i have more orange ones than the green ones

[plain bough]

I need medals and SC

[granite nest]

medals are also an issue for me rn

i need to max the pass till the new 2 come out

[plain bough]

you got 2 weeks for that

should be enough for like 500 medals at least

[granite nest]

yea, for the premium warbond aswell

[plain bough]

I need like 200 more medals to clean out Steeled Vets

[granite nest]

One of the reviews on the SC shop is:
"The review is currently suspected of traitorous behaviour"

[plain bough]

freedom camp for that guy

[granite nest]

damn i love the humor in this game

this hat looks sick ngl

[twin perch]

I use the dronemater armor set

it's my fav

[clear lintel]

Damn and you started a couple of days ago

Tbf I don't play much because I usually get bothered often

[granite nest]

Iedy is on the grind

STURMPIONIER IS

Well, i plan on platinuming the game this month

[plain bough]

Sturm is addicted

[granite nest]

i have like 12 hours now

mathematically, i am making over 1.08 levels an hour

[clear lintel]

🤓

[clear lintel]

I'm curious as to what sets we'll get

Like new rotation

[granite nest]

Also, i wonder what this will be for

[clear lintel]

I'm not sure... But it's probably going to be important

Imagine if it'd just loadouts

Lol

[obsidian flame]

probably for endgame stuff

[clear lintel]

I wonder when they'll add the bosses. Probably once we reach the origin point of each faction

I wonder if the meta to kill them will be like the first game

That'd be funny

[median trellis]

vehicle terminal maybe

[granite nest]

To be honest, helldivers are really well paid from what i can see. Every helldiver is given an assistant, his own ship, probably tons of cash...

[clear lintel]

Actually

The ship belongs to the officer

Helldivers are expendable

[granite nest]

For the danger that you are having, it might be good to become a helldiver

[granite nest]

aw

man

[clear lintel]

You can see when you die or spawn

A new Helldiver gets defrosted

[obsidian flame]

I hope they add the Illuminate before they add any bosses

[clear lintel]

They'll likely will

They are probably waiting for a plot point

[granite nest]

i wonder how the illuminate will work

[median trellis]

maybe on the 14.

[clear lintel]

Well if it's like the first game, a cancer

[granite nest]

Like, are those humen?

[obsidian flame]

let me give you something to look forward to:
invisible scouts

[granite nest]

Robots?

Creatures of some sort?

[median trellis]

aliens

[clear lintel]

They are aliens. Highly technological

[granite nest]

aliens

[clear lintel]

Low numbers but extremely damaging and lethal

One shot snipers, death walls, mega shields, they can invert your controls

They teleport

[raw folio]

Where do you think the "latest" FTL tech came from

[clear lintel]

They are stealthy

And we haven't even seen the rest of the bugs

We're in for a treat

The new generation of Helldivers need the arsenal of Old

[granite nest]

Oh, and we won veld

nice

[raw folio]

The flying ones are already buried in the files ||codename:dragon||

Those i'm perfectly fine with not fully spoilering as they're literally on the menu screen

[clear lintel]

Ahe

Aye

The devs are just waiting to drop more powerful gear to us lol

[granite nest]

i love how cinematic the game is

half of the game looks like a movie lmao

and half like hell

[raw folio]

Have you seen hud off gameplay?

[granite nest]

[granite nest]

ive seen, on maledevan creek gameplay

[granite nest]

I cant understand one thing

i finished like 10 missions on the second difficulty

but i cant unlock the 3rd cause "you need to finish an easy level operation"

the hell does operation mean?

[plain bough]

It means you have to complete all the missions in a single operation

there should be 2 missions in the spot you pick that's classified as the operation

[buoyant urchin]

Does jumping into other peoples game count towards that goal?

[plain bough]

works if the squad completes the operation, unsure if it counts if you join in the middle of said operation and complete it to the end

[bleak patrol]

That's actually weird, because iirc Diff 2 has only one mission

You have 2 missions on diff 3 and 4 and everything above 5 has 3, I think

[buoyant urchin]

I wish the short form rescue missions would go away. Ill do them on the 40 minute runs but they suck with constant drops.

[bleak patrol]

They suck ass

[buoyant urchin]

Although, maybe I should utilize shields, smoke, and EM mortars more

[bleak patrol]

But imagine rescue missions once you can drop your own APC

[buoyant urchin]

YAAAAAAAAS

[plain bough]

I want my own helicopter

[bleak patrol]

Real question

Can't we just

Blast the area with our Super Destroyer?

Like, if the goal is to destroy something

And we already have a ship in orbit

With massive armaments

Why send people down

[buoyant urchin]

You’ve seen the size of the munitions vs their effectiveness in the field

[bleak patrol]

They are pretty effective

[buoyant urchin]

When they hit their target

Only because a willing soul gets close enough to plant a tracker

[bleak patrol]

Throw the beacon better then, dummy

[plain bough]

If only a beacon is required, they could've afforded to make drones for that shit

[buoyant urchin]

Right but all that wasted space in between would be too expensive on our loving democracy

[obsidian flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laSBMXsN_AA

[buoyant urchin]

My guess is the enemy has air superiority

[plain bough]

Ah yes, Taris where every quest you did good or bad doesn't matter cause that shit got blasted

[buoyant urchin]

So we implant higher-thinking commandos to disrupt what they can

[bleak patrol]

Bugs have air superiority?

[obsidian flame]

the flying bugs

[bleak patrol]

I guess the bots may have advantage if the AA turrets are present on the mission

Because they effectively remove our Eagles

But other than that

I'd win

[buoyant urchin]

Bile launchers, and those bulbous ones might shoot stuff from their ass into atmosphere like starship troopers

There are “sabotage air operation” missions

[bleak patrol]

Ok, real talk

Extraction should be impossible if any AA turrets are still present on the mission

If a fast moving Eagle can't do shit with at least one AA turret present, then there's no way a slow shitty Pelican can take their time to land and then fuck off with 1-4 idiots on board

[twin perch]

That would be a fun modifier

Can't extract cause yo u didn't delete the AA turret by evac

[bleak patrol]

I actually want something like this to happen

You complete the objective but then get an update

"Destroy the AA to extract"

[buoyant urchin]

Yea the bots scrambler tower makes gameplay scary without reinforcements or ANY strategems

[bleak patrol]

Best start
Drop between a jammer, AA and 2 enemy mortars

[twin perch]

This would be something "fun" to have on missions

[bleak patrol]

Have fun

[twin perch]

Complete main objt, or it's random when you drop in

and get an update on something needing to be done "asap"

optional extract but only get partial credit

[bleak patrol]

"Helldiver, you need to disable the enemy Anti-Air if you want to extract"

"Helldiver, the enemy jammer makes it unable for you to call in for the extraction"

"Helldiver, please go to sector B6 and do the groceries"

[bitter pike]

I want to play with a full squad using mortar sentries

[raw folio]

I did it

[buoyant urchin]

Also fun start: everybody drops in different corners of the map

[bitter pike]

Also expendable rockets or recoilless rifle?

[bleak patrol]

Depends

[buoyant urchin]

I like recoilless because of team reload and backpack refills with ammo

[raw folio]

I'm partial to recoiless since the strategem cooldown modifier really hurts what makes the EAT good

[buoyant urchin]

Autocannon kinda outguns both though, in damage and personal reload. They’re revisiting balance though.

[raw folio]

recoiless hits a different metric which is why it appears so

[twin perch]

"Helldiver, repel the assault group in your sector"

inb4 it's 4 tanks and 8 huks

[granite nest]

To be honest

Helldivers 2 is the best third person shooter i played in months

[bitter pike]

I prefer the eat since you can typically toss it down whenever you need it without worrying about ammo or reloading

[mossy hinge]

Joel is watching you

[bitter pike]

Recoilless depends on resources everyone needs

[raw folio]

Hence why I brought up the strategem cool down planet modifier

[granite nest]

I havent played that nice tps since red dead redemption 2

[raw folio]

It really hurts the EAT

[sharp kindle]

[bitter pike]

Agreed

[raw folio]

Both have use cases. I just prefer bringing recoiless personally

If I need to decide between the two

[bitter pike]

I've been fighting a lot of bugs recently

When you have three chargers coming at you at once you don't have time to reload

[raw folio]

As hate,sturm, and doge can probably attest I often do not care, I'll reload with the mf'r charging me

[sharp kindle]

i want the spear to be good

[raw folio]

I think when we get bosses its gonna have its niche as a high dps threat to em

[sharp kindle]

if they fix the aiming

sure

but trying to use it in pubs feels like im loosing because i asked

[plain bough]

just realized if you stand still and pull out the revolver, you twirl it around like a cowboy

[raw folio]

You really do pay to win cool points

Just as the CEO intended

[granite nest]

Eh, fuck bots tbh

Bugs are better

[eager cliff]

bots require different strats

[plain bough]

bots are easier for me than the mindless swarms of bugs coming at me

[raw folio]

I was about to say skill issue, then realized that was undemocratic of me so I spent SC in the store

[sharp kindle]

bots are easier to sneak pass

bugs however will agro you and follow you the entire map

[granite nest]

bots are harder in some cases

And bugs are more satisfying

[raw folio]

Once you figure out how to abuse the bots detection its a whole hell of a lot easier

you can clear entire outposts because of how their aggro can be sometimes

[buoyant urchin]

Seems like bots need to be surrounded, they have glaring softspots in the rear

Bugs can be chipped away at and don’t like their legs being shotnoff

Those damn bot towers though, super tough

[raw folio]

Honestly with the right setup you don't even need to do this. all except the tank/tower can be taken down from front

Hell with impacts and a little elevation, you can make quick work of tanks

[buoyant urchin]

I tried the marksman rifle to hit those tiny red faces, hard to hit the swaying bodies. Sometimes it works but seems like grenades at the feet do the best

[raw folio]

Well hulks can be taken out from the visor with (at the least) AC, AMR, and Rail.

although beserkers are still the spawn of satan

1 beserker? fine. 15? I ain't got a big enough clip for that

[buoyant urchin]

Sucks because spear doesn’t lock onto these smaller armored foes

[buoyant urchin]

HELL YES!

DEMOCRACY!

[granite nest]

Yee, helldiver forever

[sharp kindle]

the fucking dlc for it is listed too

[granite nest]

I played only 4 co-op games in my life

And helldivers is the best out of all of them

[sharp kindle]

its peak silly

[granite nest]

Silly, cinematic, addictive

...laggy

[sharp kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-freedom-democracy-liberation-fight-for-freedom-gif-11791033364361111188

[granite nest]

Its the first ever game that my laptop cant handle on minimal settings

The democracy gen,
Loves oily black men.

I shouldnt have said that

Come on, i handled red dead 2 with reshade on mid-high settings with 50 fps, and i cant run democracy on stable 30

[buoyant urchin]

https://youtu.be/FtM4ffG_zko?si=3na-68OhPANYACHD

A big help also seems to be in options>display>render type

[granite nest]

Thank you, except the graphics tab i have everything ultra low/off

I might change the resolution tho...

But i like 1080p

What do yall think, more fps for even shittier graphics?

[raw folio]

What's the resolution scale set to for ya?

[granite nest]

I cant check the settings rn, but if i think i know what you are asking, then 1920x1080p

[raw folio]

I'm not asking for the resolution, check your "Sampling" if its on native or not

When you can obv

[granite nest]

Ill tell you tomorrow

But i think there was an option for resolution scale as 1% - 100%,right?

[twin perch]

@eager cliff please pin this

[granite nest]

If thats the thing, then i think i have set it to 100%

[twin perch]

[Optimized Settings] :
-Object Detail Quality : High
-Render Distance : Ultra
-Shadow Quality : Medium or High
-Particle Quality : Low or Medium
-Reflection Quality : Low or Medium
-Space Quality : Low
-Ambient Occlusion : On
-Screen Space Global Illumination : Off
-Vegetation and Rubble Density : High
-Terrain Quality : Medium or High
-Volumetric Fog Quality: Low
-Volumetric Cloud Quality : Lowest
-Lighting Quality: Medium or High
-Anti Aliasing : On (personal preference)

[autumn talon]

Man i just run full max

[raw folio]

Okay Mr 4080