JOKE suggestions (free for anyone to post their ideas here)

[prisma root]

add DOOM

[spice urchin]

add me

I think I could beat up the reaper

[coral fulcrum]

add mii

(swordfighter)

has a special weapon selector that allows chooding 1 of 12 weapons, each based on their moves in smash ultimate

[violet arch]

Give poe a mobility scooter

[coral fulcrum]

chess pieces as characters. they are all challenged in the directions they can't move to in chess (except the knight, who has a weapon that makes them jump every few seconds in the chosen direction in a standard knight move shape while pounding the ground every time)

[spice urchin]

break Poe's legs

[little igloo]

#😁vs-memes message

[coral fulcrum]

spell that pretends to unlock a random thing every time you use it

[viscid ridge]

||||

[rare granite]

Make Dario laugh like in Dawn of Sorrow anytime Salamender triggers

[mystic pecan]

no wait dont

[echo lintel]

spoopyseason skin for ambrojoe

[coral fulcrum]

character that gets debuffed from eggs instead of buffed

and also has a 50% chance of getting game killer at the beginning of the run

[coral fulcrum]

he loses game killer for 5 seconds every level

(starts without it for 5 seconds)

[quasi ginkgo]

yep, he just must need to enter in a leveling maraton within 5 seconds each time otherwise gamekiller kills this miracle.

[quasi ginkgo]

: when/where there is a chance there is hope

[coral fulcrum]

he never said that, his line is "i took the liberty of aquiring goods for perusal"

[ruby plover]

give a skin to ambrojoe where he starts with garlic with the description "capitalism stinks", he also may get 1% greed and curse per level

[coral fulcrum]

weapon that evolves with torrona's box (not maxed)

[quasi ginkgo]

stands for all chars

[spice urchin]

Loss Sword

it's sprite is shaped like I II II I_

[coral fulcrum]

kinda like power of lire

[spice urchin]

make Dommario x Poe yaoi

[coral fulcrum]

why only these two

[spice urchin]

old men

[wild notch]

make bisconte draculó not appear anymore and change the name to survivors

[coral fulcrum]

remove every character from everywhere and change the name to vampire

[little igloo]

remove everything and everyone and change the name to

[coral fulcrum]

add poe

[spice urchin]

add whip

[wild notch]

add ricco contento (the anti-poe)

[mystic pecan]

add magic wand

[mystic pecan]

add arca to the game

[coral fulcrum]

remove poe from the server /j

[coral fulcrum]

counterpart to seventh trumpet: twelvth trumpet
unlocks endfull mode, every minute ends the run with a reaper wave

[spice urchin]

kill Arca

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/doomguy-dies-ancient-gods-gif-20832215

[coral fulcrum]

||stone skull and stone skull and stone skull||

[mystic pecan]

me when im horizontally challenged

[ebon forge]

ban me from the evil and twisted shadow mirror version of the VS server

[tender narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[mystic pecan]

dude were not allowed to talk about that place

[coral fulcrum]

what place

[mystic pecan]

don't worry about it

[coral fulcrum]

ok

[tender narwhal]

🤫

[coral fulcrum]

is it related to the multiple emojis i see here with evilvs at the end of their names

[mystic pecan]

perchance

[viscid ridge]

||ask doot if you really want to know||

[coral fulcrum]

i know

i just have no need to actually be there

[tender narwhal]

[viscid ridge]

[tender narwhal]

[coral fulcrum]

i have that gif somewhere

[tender narwhal]

[viscid ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944282811857268766/1351782842769735691/caption-22.gif

[coral fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348880477053911114/1351765153783222302/Animated-Death-TP_BOSS_BUGBEAR.gif

[mystic pecan]

wheel of fortune after putting polychrome on my droll joker i forgot i had:

yes this has happened before

[coral fulcrum]

that's quite (funny in french)

[mystic pecan]

quite

[prisma root]

add a explode button

[tender narwhal]

[ebon forge]

what place

[quasi ginkgo]

Now each completed checkmark reduces 1 base Max Hp from Chaos, whenever he reaches zero he will be replaced by the vampire.

[mystic pecan]

when he hits 0 the game fucking explodes

[coral fulcrum]

too many characters

[tender narwhal]

as if

[mystic pecan]

backflip button

[coral fulcrum]

add renardo the very dedicated necromancer from the bestary as a character

[rustic olive]

add hug man

[shell turtle]

Add Scary Larry

[sweet bay]

Add me

[mellow garden]

what if touhou existed in VS LOL

hey this is joke its not real Im just making an example of it using gamemaker studio 2

[next flume]

add a candybox/arma dio type item that only lets you select things that either can't evolve with your current setup or that your character makes completely useless

🔥 🔥 Babi-Onna + Empty Tome 🔥 🔥

[rustic olive]

add fortnite collab

[coral fulcrum]

add a number

[next flume]

add duke nukem

[coral fulcrum]

add a power up that automatically triggers a random event (with a new special wheel that includes the westwoods stuff and more) if you press a (or enter or any selection button)

the relic is wheel of fortune from balatro

[mystic pecan]

increment the version number by 1

[coral fulcrum]

i had a really good idea but i forgot

[ebon forge]

you better make this into a real game please

[next flume]

add a lama campaign where her new form starts with level 5 armor (because shes wearing it)

[heady fulcrum]

adventure for pugnala where the reward is a new form where she gains +1% might every level... every level

if you are not at the might cap by half the level's time limit she gains 10 of her holographic survarot juuuuust for good measure

[coral fulcrum]

with no extra source of might and assuming she starts without one and the bonuses only apply the level after you get them, this would get you to the might cap at level 43

[heady fulcrum]

god LMAO

[next flume]

Adventure for mortaccio where the reward is everyone can use anima of mortaccio and he gets +420% everything every level

[coral fulcrum]

adventure for peppino where it gives him +1 speed (not move speed)

[mellow garden]

ok👍

[heady fulcrum]

character who gains or loses omni based on how far each weapon (active and passive) in your slots is alphabetically compared to the one in the slot before it

[echo lintel]

you decide what this spell does idc

[coral fulcrum]

passive that has 50 levels and does nothing on each one except the last one: weapons have a 50% chance of being triggered every time they are triggered (weapons that basically are triggered again from more amount count the multiple times (this includes troll bomb)) (also for negative it adds 1 extra damage instead and it's for when the cool attack happens)

[quasi ginkgo]

and get a 0.5% chance to break when it retriggers, broken weapons leaves weapons slot and you can get another one on level up, broken weapons works like banished on the run so it won't pop on level ups

new unlock: break at least 20 weapons with to unlock || top gear pugnala skin which starts with , max , HA darkana and also get a hidden beyond her normal trait +1% might per level up ||

[next flume]

Lydie erlanger isn't in the castlevania dlc yet

id imagine there to be more updates to come

or seward and lucy from grimoire of souls

or desmond belmont if they want to get really obscure

[coral fulcrum]

add a character that adds a character

[quasi ginkgo]

Anima of Poe

[coral fulcrum]

anima of everyone (only possible if you have one of every survarot (assuming they give everyone a survarot (including dlc characters)))

[ebon forge]

I was giving you a joke suggestion

[sweet bay]

Add this:

SCP-5167

[mellow garden]

buts its not a joke
because I will really make
it even tho its a copyright crime
and pncle will obliterate me

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bomb-bird-run-running-away-gif-15429828

[weak wharf]

make galamoth able to break mazerella walls

[quasi ginkgo]

doesn't fly

I was seeing some, even bats bats bats doesn't as well

[coral fulcrum]

add a jump button that can be used anytime (it's programmet to make you fly for a second)

[exotic umbra]

Make VR connection to main game

[ebon forge]

you already can jump

[coral fulcrum]

not in usual gameplay

[shell turtle]

Add the evil button

[tender narwhal]

[mystic pecan]

Add the good button

[dense solstice]

Add the Jim button from the Stanley parable

[echo lintel]

add the bucket

[viscid ridge]

add the ||bucket destroyer||

[lime marten]

A spell that unlocks a new skin for Pugnala called "Bio-netta".

She'll wear a vegetable outfit, have 1000% more damage for Garlic (but NOT it's evolution) and her guns shoot carrots now.

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-bucket-meeting-discussion-gif-17278301

[spice urchin]

add a button that extracts a zip bomb onto your computer

the 20 terabyte button

[sweet bay]

that's just hitting play as Sammy and then Disco of Gold > Wicked Seaso

[coral fulcrum]

make level 2 magic wand with no passives, no eggs, no other weapons and no arcanas able to instakil skeletamari

[mystic pecan]

specifically level 2?

[coral fulcrum]

yes

it's a reference to the second time i killed them (switch version, after mobile) because i had a lot of other maxed out weapons and passives and i took magic wand as my last weapon because i didn't have rerolls skips or banishes and it was level 2 when i quit the run and i told my friend (who took like 4 minutes to kill them) that it took me like 10 seconds (truth) and that it was because of the level 2 magic wand (false, it was probably valkyrie turner)

[ebon forge]

add a piss bottle that you throw

I saw a homelessman throw one at a random lady

it was lowk funny

[spice urchin]

Master Librarian x Poe yaoi

[mystic pecan]

i didn't sign up for this

[mystic pecan]

jarate

[spice urchin]

yes you did

[mystic pecan]

where's the paper with my signature

[spice urchin]

you have it

[coral fulcrum]

actually replace master librarian with apprentice blacksmith

not in the game, in the yaoi

[shell turtle]

Remove the Glue Goblin

Uncap might hit give it logarithmic scaling

Reremove the Glue Goblin

[echo lintel]

evolution for passives
evolved passives gain much stronger and/or unique effects
eg. evolved now gives ALL beneficial stats and curse per level at a very low rate

[coral fulcrum]

the what

[shell turtle]

The Glue Goblin

He eats all the glue

[coral fulcrum]

how do you unlock him

[heady fulcrum]

well that's what we're trying to prevent isn't it

[coral fulcrum]

we need to know the root of the problem to fix it

[mystic pecan]

fix ||fake trio||

[spice urchin]

no

never

[mystic pecan]

ok fine only fix ||fake grant||
the other 2 skins stay broken

[spice urchin]

||grant|| is in hell

[mystic pecan]

ok what about ||fake trevor||

[spice urchin]

heaven

[mystic pecan]

||fake sypha||?

[spice urchin]

purgatory

[mystic pecan]

darn

[spice urchin]

||doppelganger|| is busy

[next flume]

add a stage called the cursed catacombs thats unlocked by reaching level 80 in the inverse cappella magna, and make the stage contain a relic called the chaos amethyst that allowes ambrojoe to morph upon reaching level 80

[coral fulcrum]

||They will do that except it's gonna be called final flight and the amrojoe morph will be from the chaos egg.||

[coral fulcrum]

How about ||fake bolt||?

[next flume]

wait really not a gemstone?

huh

[radiant junco]

yeah

[mellow garden]

its yukari throwing ran

[shell turtle]

Add Spider-Man

[coral fulcrum]

add man spider (kinda like man bat from batman)

[spice urchin]

put MissingNo. out of its misery

[zinc lily]

Replace all the gameplay with fishing

[echo lintel]

missingno adventure where you cleanse missingno from the torture of the glitch
completing unlocks a skin that lets you freely control its stats without needing to reroll

[viscid ridge]

missingno suddenly becomes better then sigma somehow

[echo lintel]

you have to work for it as the only character in the adventure is missingno and probably random

[viscid ridge]

and by work you mean endlessly rerolling missingno (or random)

[echo lintel]

exactly

AND one of the advancements is reaper kill

[viscid ridge]

or instead it combines random and missingno, allowing missingno to start with a truely random weapon (including evo's )

[heady fulcrum]

they should make levels based on the discord channels
imagine a level based on #🧛vs-general, #💀survivors-spoilers, and possibly most crazy, #🗞️gallo-tower

[coral fulcrum]

the #✅steam-reviews channel has to be really hard

[echo lintel]

new harder mode that drastically softcaps all player stats, forces inversed and disables endless
managing to pull it off gives a unique checkmark on stage checkmarks

[verbal pewter]

This game most definitely needs a fishing minigame

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[coral fulcrum]

westwoods but instead of a wheel it's fish

[echo lintel]

if thats not hard enough apply room 1665 rules (all enemies have hp x level)

[coral fulcrum]

and if you get all of them you get a popup that tells you you won and when you close in your computer explodes

[radiant junco]

There’s a decent chance this is what the vacuum stage is lol

[coral fulcrum]

oh yeah that's missing

I feel like it might be ||lycaeum|| then.

[next flume]

nah add spider drew (like bat robert)

[coral fulcrum]

is that also a reference to hit italian tv show bim bum bam

[next flume]

probably not

[verbal pewter]

In the Vr version of the game, be able to grab the enemies and throw them into the stratosphere.

[coral fulcrum]

put the mindbender on a stage

[next flume]

Add “all i want for christmas is a miserable pile of secrets” by mariah renard carey

From bloodstained aria of sorrow 3

[mystic pecan]

what is a present, but a miserable pile of secrets!

[next flume]

Fr

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-carey-mariah-carey-christmas-mariah-carey-defrosting-christmas-gif-26336885

its soon...

[sweet bay]

Anima of Your Mom

[mystic pecan]

Anima of Your Dad

[echo lintel]

anima of anima

[mystic pecan]

anima of tion

[next flume]

Anima of poe

[dense solstice]

New survivor: us

New boss:mariah Carey

[coral fulcrum]

make a vs dating simulator where you can propose to characters with the lightning ring (they are then immediately struck by lightning)

[next flume]

if they get hurt by the lightning then they were actually enemies in disguise

what a plot twist

[coral fulcrum]

actually what if vs but instead of leveling up you give the character stuff through a dating simulator

[next flume]

final boss: morphed bianca ramba

[spice urchin]

VS dating sim for April Fools does sound kinda silly

[coral fulcrum]

except it's none of the characters that would be considered conventionally attractive (excluding poe because he has to be there)

[spice urchin]

no it's all of the characters from v1.0

including Dommario

🤤

[coral fulcrum]

even krochi?

[spice urchin]

yea

[coral fulcrum]

even arca?

can we get an ending where we kill arca

[spice urchin]

absolutely

[coral fulcrum]

does exdash count

[spice urchin]

exdash is in hell for being weak

[coral fulcrum]

so you befriend him in hell and try to get him out of there

[spice urchin]

sure

[tender narwhal]

No exdash got lucky and accidentally ended up in heaven instead

They're banned from every casino

[coral fulcrum]

when on westwoods as exdash, giocare has special dialogue and doesn't let you spin the wheel

[verbal pewter]

How about you get scammed every time you spin the wheel in westwood cause it's rigged against your favour.

[viscid ridge]

it already is

literally everything on the wheel spawns enemies (except win)

[verbal pewter]

I meant as in you just don't get access to the next area, ever. You just keep sending your money for nothing.
But i see what you mean.

[sick thicket]

church of vampire survivors

it's not physical, it's spiritual

[shell turtle]

Add my lawyers (Exdash, Toastie and Smith IV) to the game so I don’t sue for using my likeness

Add the “Tangerine” to the game

[mellow garden]

I made yuuka kazami

[floral arch]

Yuuka looks so serene under her umbrella, committing tremendous amounts of violence.

[sweet bay]

Port Vampire Wildcards to Vampire Survivors. I am dead serious, make a character who somehow plays it inside of the main game as their gimmick.

[next flume]

keed adding characters to the castlevania DLC until there's literally nothing in the whole castlevania series that isn't in VS

i cant wait for them to add Max Slimer and Peeping Big

from bloodstained aria of dissonance

[coral fulcrum]

I can't wait for them to add soma cruz (dead by daylight)

[coral fulcrum]

boss rash 2 (every boss is a mimic with a new season for every minute)

[heady fulcrum]

close enough

[coral fulcrum]

missingno now randomizes the weapons and stats affected by each arcana

[quasi ginkgo]

Broken furniture from gained a soul and became a Boss creature.

the more you play with the stronger It gets || incresed Power and stats by la robba only ||

[coral fulcrum]

.

[mellow garden]

Beside being a yokai
She once trespass in makai a place full of demons and beat up there goddess just for fun

[lime marten]

Cosmic Egg gets a counterpart called "Grounded Egg"... It can't move but every 30 seconds it's on screen it triggers a Max Level Troll Bomb.

It can be found in the new stage "Eels & Escalators", which is mystical and weird, because why are there escalators in an underground stone cave and why are there eels that don't live in water???

[heady fulcrum]

the concept of taking damage spotted, sword brothers go

[lime marten]

Obviously Ground Eggs have a special effect that negates extra invincibility frames from Sword Bros, Laurel, Crimson Shroud etc. while they are on screen.

So you eiher have to kill them within 30 seconds, move to a different screen so they can't trigger their attack or somehow survive the Max level troll bomb

[spice urchin]

just let us kill one enemy in the game permanently

we have a vote on who

and they get crucified

[echo lintel]

an easter egg spell that references vam crawlers

[tender narwhal]

directer

[echo lintel]

why you crucify poncle, we never getting updates again 😭

[heady fulcrum]

the stalker but exclusively when you have wicked season equipped

[tender narwhal]

Because I'm ||megalo death|| from ode to castlevania

[shell turtle]

Glue Goblin

[lime marten]

You know what I want now?

A character with negative - 666% Greed that is "Immune" to increasing his "Greed"

Why?

Because I want to know if Saboteur on a character with Negative Greed would mean, massive money but you'd need a co-op partner to get some cash so he fires first...

Gambling for with -101 or bigger negative greed value is already kinda tedious and I don't think I can convince my brother to help me out to try a "funny thing"...

But I expect this would never happen, hence the joke suggestion...

[quasi ginkgo]

Gallo tower is for the vampire a tower defense but he loses almost everytime

[coral fulcrum]

yeah, it's the tower gallo had to defend (he lost)

[mellow garden]

oh my god Im almost finished on the VS touhou DLC concept game

[coral fulcrum]

new weapon that uses a random weapon every time it's triggered.

[mystic pecan]

as in like, a random weapon from the collection or from your current weapons?

[coral fulcrum]

from the collection

[mystic pecan]

ah

would sealed weapons not be triggered or

[coral fulcrum]

that's what the evolution does (it also enables activating evolutions)

but power of lire triggers even if it's not sealed because funny

[mystic pecan]

unsealed sanctuary + max cooldown

[coral fulcrum]

oh yeah

i knew i had a reason to make seals not count

[mystic pecan]

anyways uhhhh
implement pluey

[coral fulcrum]

Anyways add this weapon from the theoretical collab (I'm not saying it right now but I will show it one day) I've been making whenever I felt like it in my free time.

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/pluey-mike-cat-mike-deltarune-cat-gif-4031603399869080487

[runic lava]

Implement deltarune collab dlc

[mystic pecan]

the only enemies are titan spawn because their the only ones we actually can kill in deltarune

[coral fulcrum]

spamton

[mystic pecan]

(ignore weird route it doesn't exist)

[coral fulcrum]

ok

but what about the aborted wierd route

[mystic pecan]

thats still weird route

[coral fulcrum]

ok

but what about ramb apparently

[mystic pecan]

???

ramb lives

even if he's stone he's still alive like lancer in the cyber world and tv world

[coral fulcrum]

there's that theory that after the chapter 3 secret boss the 8 bit kris goes off screen to kill ramb

which is frankly absurd but i can't think of anything else

[mystic pecan]

you can come back from offscreen when susie walks in after john mantle

also you can walk a completely different way from the exit where ramb would be so

[coral fulcrum]

ok but how about the secret ending where in the bunker in chapter 6 you activate the inconveniently placed nuke and everyone dies

[mystic pecan]

damn didn't think of that

[coral fulcrum]

anyways what are thoust's thoughts on my weapon (is it powercrept enough)

[mystic pecan]

it doesnt kill everything onscreen in 0.1 nanoseconds 0/10

[coral fulcrum]

got it I'm changing the 7x to 777x

[mystic pecan]

ok but actually its a pretty interesting weapon concept

[mystic pecan]

777? like GAMBLING?????

[runic lava]

Dark fountain opening as a one big aoe but its really slow like pentagram

[coral fulcrum]

Yeah it's meant to be a bit serious but this weapon is meant to be the best one

[runic lava]

Rude buster could be a weapon and the evo is red buster

[coral fulcrum]

anyways meanwhile another one of the weapons is just better paranormal scan

[runic lava]

Heal prayer and the evo is dual heal

[coral fulcrum]

and also bracelet like evolution of ultimate heal, ok heal and heal

[runic lava]

Both red buster and dual heal would likely need a soul passive to evo

And it would be just like a familiar

[coral fulcrum]

that has implications

[runic lava]

Like outer saboteur

Or whatever that thingy was

[coral fulcrum]

i think you meant mini engineer

[runic lava]

Yeah all amongi and that clown thing from balatro dlc

Something like that basically

[coral fulcrum]

so like innocent devil (bitterfly)

[mellow garden]

look everyone Im making progression

[echo lintel]

add ||gigantes and hyper gigantes from kirby air riders||

[quasi ginkgo]

disco of gold now influences on stock market

[shell turtle]

Give mad forest anger management classes

[echo lintel]

dankanas
each dankana references a dank meme

for example dankana 1 is this

[coral fulcrum]

Grant can't get in it because he's already absorbed mad forest so much that it's now his theme.

[coral fulcrum]

dankana 2 makes troll physics apply to weapons

[spice urchin]

actually fun sounding suggestion get it out of here

[mystic pecan]

me when asked what weapon canio starts with

[echo lintel]

[[royal flush]]

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Royal_flush

[quasi ginkgo]

New stage Dance hall where the survivors and the enemies as well can't stop dancing || part of it was inspired on Carlo Cart stage where they can't stop moving ||

[echo lintel]

character that can always find even with it sealed

[viscid ridge]

[echo lintel]

you can use the character to annoy ppl in online coop

[heady fulcrum]

terrible

[coral fulcrum]

character that can only get from light sources but removes the invincibility frames from it

[mystic pecan]

can't every character get from light sources?

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but can only get , nothing else

[mystic pecan]

ah

[lime marten]

Character that sets curse to - 100% when picking up , so it effectively doesn't spawn any enemies and just wastes your time.

Also gets +1% Fever each time Gold Finger is triggered so it takes longer and longer to wear off

[mystic pecan]

add pipis

https://tenor.com/view/pipis-testing-deltarune-spamton-neo-1997-big-shot-cungadero-gif-7041325231593424651

[coral fulcrum]

add a character like random that starts with 6 untold random weapons instead of 1 known one

and 6 random passives too with another skin because why not

[quasi ginkgo]

a char that randomize random on every level up || party mode/online coop ||

[coral fulcrum]

impostor can now damage other players

[coral fulcrum]

garlic iron blue will

[coral fulcrum]

add the 🍂 emoji which is locked to 1 amount and the 🍃 emoji which always has more than 1 amount (because of their names)

but like as weapons

[mystic pecan]

what about 🌿

[coral fulcrum]

that one isn't a crime against grammar so it's fine

[next flume]

add skull emoji as a weapon so you can skull all over your enemies

[mystic pecan]

what are the laws of grammer

[coral fulcrum]

the one with 2 leaves is called leaf and the one with 1 leaf is called leaves

[mystic pecan]

no i mean like

[coral fulcrum]

pluraling is a part of grammar

[mystic pecan]

is there a government of grammer

[coral fulcrum]

probably

[spice urchin]

[coral fulcrum]

|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366517349578178715/1443679749087039629/speed.gif ||

[mystic pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366517349578178715/1443679749087039629/speed.gif

[coral fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366517349578178715/1443679788517818468/speed.gif

[spice urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366517349578178715/1443679788517818468/speed.gif

[astral gazelle]

Hesitated to put this here because I'm kind of joking, but it would also be pretty damn cool...

Stranger Things collab.

[spice urchin]

never cook again ever

[sweet bay]

never cook again ever

[quasi ginkgo]

Garlic Toothpaste, 9 out of 10 dentists ||does not recommend, one|| recommend

[coral fulcrum]

dentist poe

[lime marten]

Dr. Poerio

[coral fulcrum]

online single player

[quasi ginkgo]

Lag multiplier, the more you lag online the stronger you get on the run.

[tender narwhal]

I think you mean bedrock edition

[viscid ridge]

You now have a chance to just randomly die instantly due to ""fall damage""

[coral fulcrum]

that chance is doubled if you are hit by any enemy that looks like a [[sneaky head]]

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Sneaky_head

[coral fulcrum]

or if you are on greed in wicked season

[mystic pecan]

the chance is also multiplied by 1.1 if you make any button input or level up

[coral fulcrum]

how is that related to fall

[mystic pecan]

becuase your fingers are falling on the keys

duh

[coral fulcrum]

my fingers are not falling it's the everything else that is floating up

[rigid anchor]

when's the ode to castlevania sized breaking bad crossover dlc

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-meth-this-is-not-a-meth-gif-23554445

his starting weapon

[coral fulcrum]

jesse we need to kill the reaper

but mr white we're out of golden eggs

[heady fulcrum]

where's my mr white

[coral fulcrum]

hi i'm saul goodman. did you know that you have weapons? aspect of volcano says you do.

[heady fulcrum]

emergency meeting expansion: turn every other among us task and action into a weapon

new weapon https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/among-us-wiki/images/5/5b/Fix_Weather_Node_stage_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20210616210703

[coral fulcrum]

crossed wires but different

[next flume]

add the directer as a playable character, he starts with hidden infinite corridor, crimson shroud, mazo familiar and gorgeous moon, and they all get stronger when leveling up

[coral fulcrum]

#1282537472844370001 message

[next flume]

this is joke suggestions

[heady fulcrum]

peppino adventure with one (1) objective: kill the reaper

Good Luck

[heady fulcrum]

i forgot mad groove exists

peppino adventure with one (1) objective: go to a singular coffin

to add insult to injury it unlocks dommario in all his -40% move speed glory

[coral fulcrum]

no, it unlocks keremet

[next flume]

stone skull

[coral fulcrum]

stone skull actually has good movement

[heady fulcrum]

that's the optional DLC integration

you know, we haven't ruled out the possibility of room 1665 being used in an adventure

[coral fulcrum]

avatar adventure

[quasi ginkgo]

New char joins the survivors, Pandora, she starts with box, box summon creatures from time to time and they attack anybody on the screen even the weapon user || just like gatti amari ||.

[echo lintel]

in v2.0 we see the coffin of bisconte draculo, but instead of a vampire attacking/joining us its just draculo's corpse

[next flume]

nah the coffin joins us

"biscoffin caskulo has joined the survivors"

[quasi ginkgo]

joke theorycraft: what if pummarola of cards was also a hidden tip for a darkana focused on recovery

[tender narwhal]

I think you mean "Another Coffin has joined the survivors"

[next flume]

lmao

[tender narwhal]

It's starting weapon is "the vampire"

[next flume]

we all know coffins are great friends of vampires

who are usually inside their coffins

friend inside me confirmed

[spice urchin]

Morshu

[next flume]

yes

[coral fulcrum]

collab with the whole of denmark

[coral fulcrum]

new character: ||winston churchill|| ||if he was secretly alucard||

[quasi ginkgo]

new char that is a rock singer and keep shaking his head when walking (hair moving in all directions) just like as he is singing a heavy metal rock music, his weapon is rock indeed.

[next flume]

what would his name be

"Rocky Roller"

both of those apart sound like relatively "normal" names

[subtle mural]

New game where we play as Red Death and we take several buses to arrive at a certain stage and kill the vampire survivor.

This ground breaking game has the idea of showing the reality of public transport in a new twist. The children earn for 3 hours of amazing gameplay consisting of waiting for the bus to arrive at the location you want to go.

[coral fulcrum]

don't forget the 10-20 minutes of walking to the bus stop and hoping you get there in time

[lime marten]

Getting there Minute 29? You FAIL.

Getting there Minute 31? You also fail.

You need to be there at exactly Minute 30, not too early not too late. (or Minute 20 or 15, depending on the stage time limit which you have to enforce)

[mystic pecan]

hatsune miku
don't even add her to the game just put an image of her somewhere in the files

[quasi ginkgo]

elder poe

[coral fulcrum]

garlic but it's slightly above you and now gives you temporary armor, cooldown and recovery when you get hit

[mystic pecan]

also it's red

[coral fulcrum]

and there is a dog

[wild notch]

young poe

poe in his prime form would be invincible to even white hand so he is the only one who can find the vampire, since when poe was young there were still vampires

[quasi ginkgo]

at his prime he was the best vampire hunter by far and due to his obsession he keeps hunting till now.

[lime marten]

New Skin for Sole???

Idea for Prime Poe:

He is guaranteed 4 level up options.

He can get infinite Candyboxes and Arma Dios. Once you had your fill, can banish them to avoid more Candyboxes or Arma Dio appearing and those are always his 3rd and 4th option (unless you exhausted your regular options, they move up to 1st and second option eventually).

Every weapon and passive he carries buffs his stats further. Each weapon buffing something that's good for them (Garlic could give on Area, Magnet and Recovery)

Also, this does work with each Arma Dio and Candybox working as a "free buff" as well (even if you skip the selection).

Each Candybox gives +10 Luck, Growth and Greed and each Armor Dio gives +10 Might, +5 Armor and +1 Recovery.

Of course, Prime Poe has uncapped Might and Armor stats, so he can easily beat red reapers with any build.

No need for or

His unlock method is playing Party Mode/Co-Op with , and and reaching level 100 while making sure the other guys get and

Alternatively, the spell to unlock him is "truelystrongestcharacter", referencing the OG Spell for Poe while implying this is him going further beyond his usual incredible capabilities.

[echo lintel]

poe rat cho
featuring kerri the rat

[lime marten]

As Duo character or a Kerri Familiar?

[echo lintel]

poe + rat + ch(a)o(s)
trio character

[runic lava]

🐀

[mystic pecan]

when did poe become a prime soul

[tender narwhal]

my friends say we need this guy in the game

[echo lintel]

more bone zones but instead of bones we get:
zombie zone
bat zone
ghost tricks of light zone
stage killer zone

[lime marten]

Bat Zone?

With more Bats than Bat Country?

[coral fulcrum]

the floor is bats

[ebon forge]

i love the GW series bro

[tired badger]

I think bats

Mmmm bats

[quasi ginkgo]

flying floor chicken enemies with 100% drop chance to drop floorchickens on the ground.

[coral fulcrum]

the [[pol.lo rosso]] kinda counts if you have fire weapons

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Pol.lo_rosso

[quasi ginkgo]

charging bar on poe to make a special garlic attack

[coral fulcrum]

garlic toss

[dense solstice]

Every time Poe levels up he gets garlic,it never stops,you can’t decline and it ignores normal weapon limit

J U S T G A R L I C

[coral fulcrum]

so a bitterfly familiar every level

[dense solstice]

Basically

[spice urchin]

add Jacinthe from Pokemon

[quasi ginkgo]

Peppino awakening gluten || (protain that produces peptides that stimulate appetite and cravings) || hidden skill to scale greed per enemy killed with souleater

[coral fulcrum]

white hand in random events

[next flume]

based idea

[lime marten]

But write her as "Jac-in-the" and make her a Jack-in-the-Box

She can reach her true form through a morph.

Or maybe the Jack in the Box is the Morph/Megalo form...????

[coral fulcrum]

add 🉐, it gives you an advantage during a run (there is no way of knowing what it is, not even looking in the code or asking a genie, the wiki will be in shambles)

[mystic pecan]

your run just feels better

[hollow ermine]

Add poe to the game

[rigid anchor]

true there should be a vampire survivors crossover

[mystic pecan]

what if poncle made it

[echo lintel]

add the companion block or the companion glyph or the companion whatever
which only makes you feel 33.33% better

https://tenor.com/view/companion-glyph-my-beloved-antimatter-dimensions-heart-locket-make-sweet-gif-27393147

[hollow ermine]

Antimatter Dimensions 🗿 🍷

antimatter dimensions crossover when

[echo lintel]

yes

[tired badger]

Yall got me thinkin bout Winston Churchill

[quasi ginkgo]

New char Stone Gargoyle, a flying char that don't move, weapon petrifing eyes, which petrify all enemies on the screen || petrified enemies don't move, don't die and don't drop exp nor chests ||

[viscid ridge]

Add a little green guy pushing the sketamari

[coral fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-boulder-never-ending-never-give-up-gif-4138109955848789635

[spice urchin]

add my girlfriend to the game

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-prime-ultrakil-ultrakill-prime-soul-p-2-gif-8346015461926660119

[ebon forge]

wait thats a good idea

i like the idea of poncle owning people

[mystic pecan]

poncle already owns my steam wallet i think thats enough

[coral fulcrum]

make bill from the uk be credited as billiam for one day

[quasi ginkgo]

If there were an Tower defense, It would be called Vampire Defense or Garlic Defense?

[coral fulcrum]

vampire tower

in which the vampire is the tower and it's a reverse tower defense game where you want to send things to kill the tower

[mystic pecan]

whats that

[coral fulcrum]

you need to take the globus arcana (arcana 22) and take it with hit weapon "speculo"

[mystic pecan]

i see

(i dont im blind)

[coral fulcrum]

/ tts go to the eyes store

[mystic pecan]

ohhhh

[coral fulcrum]

anyhow add this place in the river to the left of westwoods

[mystic pecan]

why is it inaccessible

[coral fulcrum]

invisible walls

also apparently the soup there isn't good so yeah do that

[tired badger]

Doom crossover would go absolutely insane

[coral fulcrum]

add vampire joker from balatro and give him voice acting where he says "fuck you quagman2000, there is a vampire in vampire survivors, you can't deny me" and then let me say that he's just a sentient card and thus cannot be a vampire

also yes let that be the only swear word in the whole game (other than the occasional bloody and hell and damn)

[quasi ginkgo]

Make Sammy to be able to turn all Bosses into Gold ||they looks the same but become Golden and won't move||, even red death and whitehand.

[spice urchin]

let Antonio say shit once

[lime marten]

Add a short animated Cutscene if you try to buy something from and don't have the money.

He will say "Sorry (character name), I can't give you any discounts. How about you return when you're... Mmmmm... richer."

Also, now playable always says "richer" when he levels up

[coral fulcrum]

no that goes against vampire joker's fuck being the only swear in the game

[wild notch]

let antonio say...

...damn

whenever he dies

-# according to too many people, 'damn' is a swear

[coral fulcrum]

let antonio scream very loudly when he dies (like the contra characters but like 10 times louder)

[heady fulcrum]

i like how it's "let antonio scream" and not "make antonio scream" as if he could have done it the whole time and just chose not to

[tender narwhal]

Let peppino scream

[quasi ginkgo]

new char joins the survivors || ice cream cone ||, starts with hidden never ending sorbettos.

[spice urchin]

he could've but he's trying to be considerate

he's a kind boy

even in death

[spiral kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZWjqhgwF4 please add Jarlotte & Charlotte / Charlotte & Jarlotte as secret alternate skins to Jonathan & Charlotte / Charlotte & Jonathan

(you can glitch Portrait of Ruin into transforming Jonathan into a second Charlotte which breaks the game for speedrunning)

[lime marten]

Let all characters scream "I don't want to scream!"

[lime marten]

You know hat they say, "mimcry is the highest form of flattery"

So you know who the Fake Trio really like as well

[sweet bay]

#😁vs-memes

[spice urchin]

ok

[quasi ginkgo]

New char ||Mergallo|| which is a ||merge|| of || all the megalo chars ||

[echo lintel]

starts with wicked ruler (because gallotower.com)

[coral fulcrum]

let the mindbender be worn

[fickle forge]

Ball and Gun

[coral fulcrum]

I feel like Gun and chain would be more effective.

[tired badger]

Make either a skin or his own character

[coral fulcrum]

zelda crossover but it's just linebeck because he's too awesome

[tender narwhal]

Put morshu in the game and see if Nintendo tries to sue you

[coral fulcrum]

I think morshu is owned by animation magic I'm pretty sure nintendo just gave either them or phillips the rights to 4 zelda characters and some enemies (link, zelda, impa and ganon) to make a zelda game (which was animated and maybe made by animation magic) for the phillips cd-i

[lapis crypt]

since it seems that you literally crawl in VC ( #🐦vs-socials message ) I suggest that there shuld be a "crawling" skin for the playable characters in VC

[coral fulcrum]

it puts you in first person mode

[quasi ginkgo]

Let they crawl swim when moving on the water.

[quasi ginkgo]

sole solution evolving to acknowlogia, mind blowing with knowledge , aka this old meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAeGsjiHdDU ||requirement to evolve is just evolving all others current weapon you have if any, next evo chest will give that evo if you have sole solution|| || hidden weapons like those from alucard shield don't count || || acknowlogia replaces sole solution and victory sword (this last one is only removed if not hidden) ||

[quasi ginkgo]

let that weapon to also be sellable on the Merchant || very expensive || as the only way to allow chars with gamekiller to level up || besides sammy||, fleaman would finally level up on his own if buying that weapon on the merchant.

[coral fulcrum]

it costs negative gold so you have to overflow the gold count

[coral fulcrum]

new poe adventure where we see how he got 10 billion bitcoin

[lime marten]

Special dialogue for this Adventure

People will say "Your Bitcoin is in another coffin"

But the final coffin that looks unique, contains a piece of paper... that says "I owe you

10 Billion Bitcoin

Signed (with a smooch, a heart and a bat)

Bisconte Draculó"

And that's why the survivors look for the Vampire

And why he is so good at hiding

Ain't no way he is giving back that much dough

[coral fulcrum]

add a weapon that has a chance to either update or downdate the game every time it triggers

downdating cannot remove the weapon

[viscid ridge]

that wouldnt actually be the worst thing

[coral fulcrum]

but yeah if you're on westwoods the game just stops working

[lapis crypt]

imagine there is a new "merchant", the time traveller, that allows you to travel to a past or future version of a stage

[coral fulcrum]

can't wait to travel to the version where trident works differently

[lapis crypt]

or return to that version that OtC familiars enables OtC pickups even in Bone Zone

[hearty niche]

They should let garlic work with the heart of fire arcana because if I eat too much garlic, I always get heart burn

[coral fulcrum]

they should let troll bomb work with heart of fire because when you eat a bomb you explode

[mystic pecan]

they should let fire wand work with heart of fire because its effected by heart of fire

[hearty niche]

This one single mechanic could win the game another award

[quasi ginkgo]

Chocolate eclair is "bomba de chocolate" (in portuguese) which literaly is a kind of bomb because "bomba means bomb".

[quasi ginkgo]

now advances in-game clock time by 1 year on each activation.

[coral fulcrum]

17520 reapers per year (+48 sometimes)

[spice urchin]

new adventure where you kill Dommario

[echo lintel]

ackshually 525600 minus stage time limit in minutes then plus 1440 if its leap year
its 1 reaper per minute not per 30min

[echo lintel]

order roadmap after end of chaos roadmap

[coral fulcrum]

oh yeah that's true

[spiral kraken]

add a stock market feature to buy and sell stocks based on stages using coins

[lapis crypt]

new years event that every hour on 31st Dec everything on the stage stops so you and the enemies celebrates new years, then continues

[quasi ginkgo]

when game getting a cow summon weapon like this one https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/File:SOTN_Leather_Shield_Special.gif ?

[coral fulcrum]

you have to do the coop gaea event and then go up during that to find the field with the cows to unlock it

[lapis crypt]

and then unvocer the cow level in VS

[tired badger]

laughing my ass off at this

lmaoing if you will

[coral fulcrum]

add retired poe to the title screen like on the wiki and have him say silly things when you select stuff or wait for too long

[quasi ginkgo]

back from retirement skin for poe where he unleash the true essence of garlic mastering

[coral fulcrum]

character with 1 hp but damage recieved is divided by 100

[lime marten]

Is it Hard Locked 1 HP that ignores Arcanas and Upgrades? (like being unable to deal damage, even if you try to increase might)

[lapis crypt]

Me spending a whole hour to read everything Poe has to say about characters, stages, weapons and enemies

[coral fulcrum]

no, max hp gain and healing are also divided by 100

[spice urchin]

let me eat Leda

[ebon forge]

meatball

[quasi ginkgo]

Chibaku Tensei Leda skin plz || she also get fly|| ||like a 'geodude' from pokemon||

[coral fulcrum]

leda skin that's all underground except the head

[lime marten]

Leda skin there we get an animation of her rolling around at the speed of sound

The roll animation gets faster as her Move speed increases, she can deal extra retaliation damage when moving and has Base Speed of +50% with this skin and also starts with a hidden effect thats similar to the svarog statue, meaning she leaves a trail of flames (but doesn't shoot lasers when stopping like with )

Also she obviously gets +1% Move Speed per level

[coral fulcrum]

bone zone 2: bone zone but the only change is that the skeletones are replaced with skeletwos

[echo lintel]

garlic mirror
its gracia's mirror but garlic

[quasi ginkgo]

new fusion infinite corridor + ||garlic|| -> || infinite garlic ||

[lime marten]

New Option for Random Events

Garlic Rain

Garlic rains down on enemies and damages and slows them down. Each enemy that is defeated by this has a 1% chance to drop a Garlic stage pick up. Even if you already got a garlic on LVL8

You'll just get another.

Getting 2 Maxed Garlics unlocks a Darkana that can trigger "Garlic Rain" whenever you pick up food.

Getting 6 Garlics at LVL8 at the same time unlocks a new passive that only exists to further boost Garlic.

Its so common you basically can't avoid picking it and will ensure your 4th option is always Garlic (if you don't already have one). It won't offer Garlic if you already got one in your weapon slots, BUUUUT if you evolve Garlic and have none, say hello to another Garlic.

Then Poe can finally truly live in a Garlic Paradise

[lapis crypt]

Randomazzo has ♠️ on its sprite, Darkasso has ♥️ on theirs , but what about ♣️♦️???? each one deserves a whole set of 22 cards! ♣️ could be the "funkanas", they doesn't have usability at all, but they just have funny and weird effects, like swapping almost every sprite for garlic (like in this video https://x.com/poncle_vampire/status/1781352053845241999/video/1). the ♦️ could be "challengekanas", they kinda work like the sabotages in Polus Replica, challenge events happen, if you do them, rewards! if you don't, punishment, they could also enable some hazzards like disabling temporary some weapons or create temporary undestructible and/or instant killing walls, for example

[spice urchin]

give the Master Librarian a wheelchair

[quasi ginkgo]

a squarewheelchair but only after next square enix colab

[coral fulcrum]

circleenix collab

[echo lintel]

a way to convert golden eggs to regular eggs and a way to cook and eat them
(is this chat ded)

[lapis crypt]

Golden eggs to boost stats, regular eggs to boost pick ups

[prime agate]

then use fire based weapons or light sources

[prime agate]

that could work

[prime agate]

i suggest adding a map called "garlic fields" to the main game , in the map you can find garlics that when picked up will make you smell bad for a couple seconds (temporal garlic weapon) , a new darkana called "garlic sorrows of the dead fields" that makes garlic based and garlic-like area based weapons do more damage and using characters such as poe , shanoa , peppino , crescent moon , cornelious and jimbo.

[prime agate]

garlic based or garlic range-like weapons include:

[prime agate]

garlic
soul eater
centralis custos
trinum custodem
108 bocce
silver wind
festive winds
godai shuffle
confodere
vol confodere
melio confodere
rapidus fio
vento sacro
fuwalafuwaloo
insatiable
power of lire

[prime agate]

and arcanas such as:

[prime agate]

sarabande of healing
blood astronomía
divine bloodline

[prime agate]

in darkanas it includes:

[prime agate]

victorian horror.

[prime agate]

and this new darkana also makes garlics heal you by 21 hp with any of the characters in the list.

[prime agate]

but jimbo , poe and pepino get 69% buffs to random stats per garlic and 7% more healing per clover , golden clover and garlic picked up.

[prime agate]

and theres more

[prime agate]

new golden poe statchue relic and golden garlic garlic pickup (and relic)

[prime agate]

both can be leveled up but the gold poe statchue has a second perk to it

[prime agate]

poe will become a garlic god , at level 80 , and will have a secret evo to the soul eater called "l'imperatore salvia dell'aglio" and that evo requires soul eater , crown , empty tome , hollow heart , pumarola , magnet and candelabrador.

[prime agate]

evo will just consume every enemy who dares approach you , damage based on max health , cooldown based on xp gain , recovery and garlics consumed , not to mension the radius based on radius stat and magnet radius combined multiplied by luck stat.

[prime agate]

the gold poe statchue can be leveled 5 times and increases your stats on pepino , poe and jimbo by 21% (max. 84%)

[prime agate]

and the golden garlic increaces your chances to find garlics in all maps and once you unlock the relic , golden garlics will spawn in every map with a 5% chance of dropping from anything , 20% if its a dead teammate who's using poe , pepino or jimbo in co-op , it has five levels

[prime agate]

levels will increase the drop rate on golden garlics by 5% in single-player and 1% in co-op if a Poe , jimbo or pepino Allie dies. and will make normal garlics appear 2.5% more often in single-player and co-op modes.

[prime agate]

last but not least , new secret character

[prime agate]

poelita ratcho

[prime agate]

starts with garlic

[prime agate]

to obtain her you must "die in the place they met , those fields that got them married , the only place where garlics grow like a good relation with no one interfering the peace of nature and plantations of a smelly seasoning used by the Italian cooking masters".

[prime agate]

the spell will be (if @iron smelt makes it happen this april as a mere joke) "ilpecorinoelunicoformaggioaccettabile nellapastasignora"

let's make @iron smelt hear my prayers for this joke to be a thing

[lime marten]

Add Mirror Mode for Carlo Cart (flip left and right)

It adds +50% Curse and +50 Movement Speed%

[coral fulcrum]

and also it turns sometimes and if you hit a wall you die

[quasi ginkgo]

unless playing with which will eat the world || and so does the wall also || end up forcing back normal mode on Carlo Cart on that run.

[next flume]

undertale sans collab

[tender narwhal]

if you're reading this and you wanna submit smth to the character creation contest but don't have any ideas, boy do I have the inspiration for you

[coral fulcrum]

looks like a basic log function made of wood with googly eyes

[quasi ginkgo]

looking foward for the tutorials on VC, like how to get a floorchicken, how to kill an enemy, how to level up, just like it was done on VS.

[coral fulcrum]

add richiter belmont from castlevania portrait of ruin

[quasi ginkgo]

add exodia to VC for instant win battles

and cursed exdash or cursed fleaman card for instant lose battles

[coral fulcrum]

if you use the missingno card it randomizes all of your stats

[quasi ginkgo]

Cursed exdash skin on VS would make him to turn his own hp into 0 whenever the game clock time on the run goes above 10 seconds, only way to play with him is if there be a darkana that turn all max hp above 1 into revives (+1 revive per hp reduce from max hp) and permanently set max hp by 1 [persistent code bypass anything else that could raise ou decrese max hp] ... if so I could also see sb trying a challenge to kill chaos 2097152 times in one run.

[coral fulcrum]

swap every instance of the castlevania names ||baldwin and morris||

[quasi ginkgo]

Survive Crawlers adventure on both games to unlock the other version of the same chars on the other game as well and with cross save on both games.

[coral fulcrum]

when you beat vs you unlock easy mode and when you beat vc you unlock hard mode and you have to transfer it to the other one to use it in both games

[lapis crypt]

I feel we need a "Vampire Fishers", after not finding the vampire while surviving or crawling, they decided to just fish it, fishing in iconic locations as lake foscari, in that river on moonspell, in that suspiciously white lake next to the dairy plant and gallo tower after it got flooded by the drowner at minute 25.

[coral fulcrum]

vampire lumber where you cut trees (the final boss is peppino)

[rigid anchor]

Vampire Solver: a collection of various puzzles with a vampire survivors theming (crosswords, picross, etc)

[coral fulcrum]

or a layton like game where they do necromancy on the layton puzzle master to get really good puzzles

[heady fulcrum]

Vampire Explorers: It's a Metroidvania. It's just straight up Castlevania now.

[spice urchin]

Vampout
it's an FPS now

[lime marten]

Vampire's Abyss

It's now a Musou/Warriors game, with an endless mode there enemies get progressively harder (something most games in the franchise have, but not all)

[tender narwhal]

Vampire Strikers: fighting game, but specifically lethal league

[mystic pecan]

Vampire: it doesnt exist

[tender narwhal]

Survivors: they do exsist

[lime marten]

Schrödingers Vampire: It may or may not exist

Schrödingers Survivors: They may or may not survive

[heady fulcrum]

i think schrodinger's vampire is just regular vampire survivors

[viscid ridge]

indeed

[mystic pecan]

"i do not know if the vampire exists until i open the box"
vampire: " "
"shut up"

[lapis crypt]

Vampire Gamblers: you just spend the whole day on westwoods

[sweet bay]

Add Hugh Morris into the Balatro DLC

[coral fulcrum]

yeah that

[quasi ginkgo]

new relic: a ||flaming garlic|| relic that ||turns all chars into poe|| when starting a run in any stage.

[coral fulcrum]

roast garlic with a poe in the middle

[blazing cypress]

JOKEr suggestions? Yorick! I guess also Triboulet to complete the legendary set too. ^^

[coral fulcrum]

green joker. he's just jimbo but he's green ||and in between||

[echo lintel]

stage "variants", selectable like character skins
so we can have replayable eclipse & ender
and we can also add variants of ante chamber that has a different 25min boss based on the finisher blinds

[coral fulcrum]

I was once about to genuinely suggest something like this (like as a relic that unlocks the "special" version of a stage)

[echo lintel]

eclipse & ender part is already posted in here iirc, mine is mainly about more finisher boss blinds

[rigid anchor]

Joker suggestion: ride the bus
Gains stat boosts when killing x amount of enemies, resets if it kills any enemy with a face

[coral fulcrum]

space 54 minute 21 meta

[lime marten]

I kinda would love if became playable and he had a Slingshot weapon that actually shoots Golden Eggs at the enemy

Like.

It really does use your Golden Eggs and uses them as projectiles. If they hit enemies they explode and drop coins and coin bags every where (more luck means more coins).

Once you run out of golden eggs, he will sling rotten eggs (green color) that leave AoE on enemies (like Garlic) and once they die it's a Stationary AoE damage zone for the rest of the duration.

I think this has no hope as a "serious suggestion", so I'll leave it here...

[exotic umbra]

Fee days I had a dream of a stage in VS (true story)

The stage was yellowish with black accents. After winning I unlocked a character. Creature with black body and one eye. It had much better resolution. Literal Minecraft creepypasta shit. I'm not superstitious, but that was weird

[tender narwhal]

Replace eggman with bing from the vending machine

[exotic umbra]

Give Poe infinite Scaling

[coral fulcrum]

infinite garlic scaling (+1 garlic per level with no limit)

[coral fulcrum]

add weapon opacity slider (it starts at 0 and goes up with time and you can't change it).

[echo lintel]

add a slider
as in you slide on it

[tender narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mario-64-super-mario-64

[echo lintel]

exactly

[tender narwhal]

sigma's secret slide

[coral fulcrum]

"dear Antonio,

I'm inviting you to my castle in astral stair to play a bit of Vampire Survivors™ on the playstation 5. I bought snacks. Also he didn't kidnap me or anything but can you please convince avatar to leave he's been here for 2 weeks and he keeps saying that he has seen "it", whatever that might be, and I'm frankly getting annoyed.

yours truly,
Sigma."

[tender narwhal]

<(in the castle. straight up "seeing it". and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. my sine.)

[maiden solstice]

I've noticed that poncle has been doing a lot of crossover events with all these fantastic indie studios and all of that, and its been really really neat, but uh... i cant help but notice that theyve been neglecting possibly one of the best indie studios out there, thats been doing such great things in the indie space, absolutely fantastic.. I think itd be a perfect match
Its a little indie studio called Poncle. They make a little game called Vampire Survivors, and i just.. idk.. feel like a cross over with them would be great.

[mystic pecan]

add non euclidean geometry

[lime marten]

Add a button that let's the character say "that was easy" but it summons a boss that's 100x times stronger than usual, doesn't drop a chest and also gives negative XP Gem that reduces Growth by 20% and that makes you LEVEL down (1 Level down = - 5 Weapon Levels, selected at random)

You can press the button whenever, but you'll have to beat the super boss before you can proclaim again "that was easy"

Maybe they could do a secret for hitting -101% Growth or hitting level 0/-1

Maybe a Darkana?

[echo lintel]

using the same weapon across too many consecutive runs causes it to break and summon a trickster

[exotic umbra]

Using the same weapon across too many consecutive runs deletes your hard drive

[heady crescent]

they should add a character that says it has +500% move speed but when you load into a level they can't move at all

[runic lava]

So like that cant be bypassed with movement speed upgrades

[echo lintel]

a character that is literally a tungsten cube

https://tenor.com/view/the-tungsten-cube-tungsten-cube-tungsten-flipnotexd-radxdflipnote-gif-17069932701469024120

[next flume]

add charizard from palworld

[quasi ginkgo]

Megalo stones to add more megalo forms on the game (mechanism similar to evo stones in pokemon)

[echo lintel]

specifically poe as mario

[exotic umbra]

One important question: why is Carlo Cart repeating? Is this:
A. Circular track
Or:
B. The track is around very small planet

[echo lintel]

C. its a special space created by the directer to keep us fun

[coral fulcrum]

portals

[mystic pecan]

D. its in the fraud layer so its just the same track over and over again

[quasi ginkgo]

Those passive itens evolutions on cards from VC added as well on VS || finally passive itens evolutions ||

[lapis crypt]

a VS wiki gacha, to collect VS wiki articles cards, with a deckbuilder to build your deck of the perfect pages from the wiki

[vivid ledge]

Only if we don't pay billions for wiki pulls. And fight monsters with it, in card based gameplay that is fast and...wait i feel like I'm describing something

[ruby plover]

rename the Mino Rush random event to 'Bulls On Parade'

[quasi ginkgo]

anti-gravity weapon that every single hit makes each enemy to fly away || yep you lose the exp and kill as well||

[coral fulcrum]

oh so like gravity man's weapon in mega man 5

[hybrid pike]

Sounds like the pentagram but with extra steps

[coral fulcrum]

no pentagram actually kills them and maybe lets you keep the exp

[round jackal]

"rotten garlic" weapon that acts like a sped up magnet for enemies

keep good range/distance or you'll get swarmed

[quasi ginkgo]

O'Sole greatest songs collections: a bark in the cloudy night

[coral fulcrum]

oh so kinda like nightmare but different

[quasi ginkgo]

Need For Survive: ||exatactally Vampire Survivors but all chars becomes Need for Speed Cars||

[spice urchin]

1/10000000000000000 chance every frame for the survivor to sneeze and stop them for a second

[tranquil vessel]

Pinkie Pie:

• Starts with a Pie weapon, which is thrown at a random enemy and has a luck based chance on kill to drop a Pie food item on the ground. Evolves into a Boom Pie when united with Hellfire, which fires 2 additional pies. Picking up pies while holding the Boom Pie causes explosions with damage based off of your luck.
• Gains +1% Luck when overhealed by +8. Get a Pinkie Pie follower after getting a set amount of Luck [80%, 120%, 250%].

[quasi ginkgo]

Vampire Olympics: Where you need to have at least the bare minimum of 75 online players (maximum of 207 online players on the same online server,) for each player to choose a team to play all Olympic games inside Vampire Survivors, all teams not selected by the players would be played by the CPU. || yup the world has 193 countries but Olympic recognizes up to 207 teams as of the highest in history like it happened in Rio in 2016|| || the game Vampire Olympics would not work if there were not at least the minimum amount of required players on the server online at the same time || || curiosity: to add any new sport it requires for it to be played at least on 75 countries before it even get a chance to be valid to be added on Olympics||

[coral fulcrum]

jimbo gets replaced by misprint and now survarot boost is randomised between 15 and -15 every level

[quasi ginkgo]

almost || hawk || tuna joke #💀survivors-spoilers message || considering many jokes in trivias in vs I wouldn't wonder if it were added later ||

[hybrid pike]

Since they already added gambling and fishing, now time to add legally distinct counterparts of CJ from San Andreas, Shrek, and Thomas the Tank Engine

[coral fulcrum]

add jimbo (contra)

[quasi ginkgo]

CyberTruck SpaceShifter that randomizes the stage every minute

[quasi ginkgo]

New game mode: || Car App, where you need to get survivors as their driver piloting your own car in the crowded path full of monsters trying to end your ride before the goal place ... prepare yourself to give support to the survivor to pick stuffs on the road for both you and the survivor surviveness while still handling the run ||

[coral fulcrum]

character that immediately dies unless you are in party mode with soma in which case he sets the time to 30 minutes so his entire purpose is making unlocking ||zephyr|| slightly faster

[viscid ridge]

you can now sell arcana ||(including itself)|| using ||stake to your heart||

[mystic pecan]

selling ||styh|| instantly kicks you out the shop menu with a deltarune explosion effect covering the screen

[quasi ginkgo]

||Eggcelaration|| Darkana that remove all golden eggs the char has and speed up game clock on that run by X times the amount of golden eggs removed ||(yep, easiest way to reach over trillions of years of play time in a single normal run).||

[quasi ginkgo]

A char that starts old and keep getting 5 years younger every minute

[prisma root]

add the cooler poe

[sweet bay]

Vampire Crawlers and VSVR collaboration with Vampire Survivors

(...On a less jokey note, can we at least add Crawlers' OST to VS?)

[final ferry]

Stupid idea I just had for a Darkana:

Wandering Ghouls (XX): Either gives a random Arcana/Darkana or permanently removes one every minute. Immune to Luck.

Upon choosing Ghouls and every minute after that (essentially the same pattern as Bolero), this Darkana does one of two things, the chances of which are not affected by Luck:

1. It has a 67% (that's just 2/3 rounded up, not brainrot) chance to give you a random unlocked Arcana. Using level up logic, the original Arcanas have a rarity of 2, whereas Darkanas have a rarity of 1. If you already have every unlocked Arcana, this does nothing.

2. Conversely, there's a 33% chance for one of your Arcanas to be removed and "sealed", not allowing you to receive it from Ghouls or drafts for the rest of the run. Any stat bonuses accumulated from an Arcana, such as from Wicked Season or Crystal Cries, will be kept, though. This cannot remove Ghouls itself. I was also considering having it prioritize Darkanas, but I don't know if that's good for balance or not...

So, in summary: Bolero's Arcana chests on steroids, with a very nasty risk in exchange for a MUCH higher chance of an additional Arcana. In most cases it should be a net positive, though! unless you're playing endless lol

[quasi ginkgo]

Add a random event where a random monster appears and call the survivor for a card minigame during the run, If the survivor loses s/he loses half the survarots s/he has, if the survivor wins strenghts the effect of all survarots the survivor already have.

[echo lintel]

fish forms of ALL weapons

[ebon forge]

they should add a vampire crawlers collab DLC

[coral fulcrum]

the only difference is that there's voice acting and the reaper doesn't have hp x level

[quasi ginkgo]

Time x Aura skill for bosses

[final ferry]

Also, level ups can give gems that can be used to modify individual weapons in a number of ways.

[final ferry]

#🧛vs-general message

One sec, making a poll for this lol.

[final ferry]

The people have spoken.

[coral fulcrum]

1.16 is called "the house of the pyroclasm's hammer's final flight" and it has everything left on the roadmap except for big yeetus

[final ferry]

...actually, considering how much was in 1.14, this is unironically possible lol.

[coral fulcrum]

1.14 was "more of those people's mazerella lemons in westwoods"

[final ferry]

plus I may or may not suspect we get an additional roadmap item with 1.15 aside from Lycaeum...

[coral fulcrum]

this, I assume?

[echo lintel]

yea speaking of which why was this one gone

[coral fulcrum]

idk maybe it was a really old otc asset

[final ferry]

No, ||I was moreso referring to the Blood Moon teaser content, I think it has a solid chance to come in 1.15.||

[coral fulcrum]

ah, the map

[final ferry]

Yeah, probably.

[coral fulcrum]

It would be really funny if that was the pyroclasm map all along

[echo lintel]

like. is it as spoilery as ||yendor's amulet|| (noita spoilers) or is it genuinely scrapped

[coral fulcrum]

it looks very castlevania

[final ferry]

Who knows, the machinations of Poncle's mind are an enigma.

[coral fulcrum]

even more of those people

[final ferry]

tbf so do most things in VS lol

[echo lintel]

belmont's curse dlc feat. dead cells

since evil empire

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but like it's really similar

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but that's one of the earliest things in the game, the pendant is pretty recent

[final ferry]

Still, having very similar sprites to CV for base game content is not without precedent lol.

[prisma root]

add my cool oc whos a old man called poe, and uses garlic as his weapon

[quasi ginkgo]

Elemental Poe || a Poe that got powers just like the avatar the last air blender and can use all elements through garlic just like garlic was a type of magic staff ||

[viscid ridge]

add a weapon that ||nukes the entirety of the first 5 minutes of a stage if it has been previously cleared before||

[tired badger]

Save point

[prisma root]

they should make a card game like slay the spire but with vs

[quasi ginkgo]

With 0.1% chance on each run to make exodia and instant win the match by believing in the heart of cards.

[tender narwhal]

Epoedia

[mystic pecan]

make the game explode

like right now

[quasi ginkgo]

Floorchickens checkpoints|| that no matter even If the game crash or you get your mobile to run till discharge the battery|| It would still allow you to come back to where you got your last floorchicken on the run

[quasi ginkgo]

Ground dmg ||no matter If by weapon or hidden skill|| now gets a 10% chance to randomly leaves some monsters grounded stuck on the ground for some time.

[quasi ginkgo]

Flying chars now needs to recharge Air || 0.1 second outside water and walls is enough||

VC Darkana that add Coin count to base exp gained

New collab with 'begin after the end' where when you beat the ender your save goes back to the begining.

[tired badger]

You're not gonna believe what came out a few days ago

[prisma root]

why

[coral fulcrum]

it was bisconte-john slay the spire yaoi

[tired badger]

Vampire crawlers

[tired badger]

That too

[prisma root]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-gasp-dramatic-seriously-fr-gif-18253135

[tired badger]

I dont quite understand

[quasi ginkgo]

Jojo stands now joins the survivors

[lime marten]

But nobody can see them, because the Survivors are no Stand Users

And there is just random enemies acting weird like they're getting damaged

No stands for us to see

[prisma root]

VS dating sim (this is not a joke)

[final ferry]

(continuing a conversation with @coral fulcrum from another thread)

||Everything in Ode is the same, but Quincy and Leon's positions in the unlock chain are swapped.||

[coral fulcrum]

dracula (bram stoker) spoilers: ||no, quincy replaces julius because he's the one who kills dracula in the book||

i got automodded for this and I don't know why

considering you just suddenly stopped typing, I'm assuming the same happened to you and the character's name is the problem

[final ferry]

Correct lol.

[coral fulcrum]

oh it's because one of those games we're not supposed to talk about has the character's name it in

[final ferry]

Huh, you learn something new every day, I suppose lol.

[final ferry]

#🦜off-topic message

Collab DLC with Monster Killers: Survival. It's the same content as VS 1.0, but everything is slightly more red now.

[coral fulcrum]

[coral fulcrum]

playable castlevania doppelganger. takes the form of a random otc character, but starts with a slightly offbrand version of their starting weapon (if it's alucard, start with alucard shield with nothing in it)

[coral fulcrum]

new game called wampire survivors: it's just vs but every v is replaced with a w. this is made exclusively to make the distinction between it and warhammer survivors harder

[final ferry]

Don't you mean Wampire Surwiwors?

[coral fulcrum]

nah those are still vs because of budget cuts

[final ferry]

Ah, of course, the budget came up 2 Ws short and we had to cut corners somewhere lol.

[tender narwhal]

Ve spent all the budget on wampire cravlers, to the point ve ewen added a secret secondary gimmick just to let you knov that ve spent extra money on it

[lime marten]

New skins for the character "Random". One each for every known Letter, Number or Sign.

It's selected randomly and
if you get a Letter or Sign that's in your user name, all stats will be stronger

[quasi ginkgo]

Summon night now has a 1% chance per activation to also summon a 🪩 and start a dancing party on the stage.

[coral fulcrum]

which makes purchases from the merchants (including eggman) cost 5% less

[white canyon]

I've already noticed a few serious suggestions for Devil May Cry collabs, so I'd like to submit my own joke idea. I present to you a pitch for Vampire May Cry. Featuring a pizzeria where Poe begins cutting up not only the allicin-releasing garlic but its cousin - the onion, as well as capsaicin-releasing peppers, you are forced to repel hordes of undead food critics while getting increasingly stylish combos for how many tears you can produce with the allicin and capsaicin fumes. The new stage ends with Dante reviewing your pizza and giving you a total score. Weapon evolutions are based not only the potency of the allicin in the Garlic and onions but also the Scoville Heat Units of the capsaicin-adjacent toppings. I'm not sure what part olives would play given that Dante generally is believed to hate them as much as Kratos loves them, and I'm not sure if Monster Energy should be served as a drink without consulting Max0r and other DMC memers or at least the team behind Death Stranding, but I'm FAIRLY certain that one detail that would complete this DLC collab would be the final boss: Vergil's lawn chair. Not Vergil. The Vergil would be in another coffin. Just the lawn chair.

And speaking of Death Stranding, I'm not entirely uncertain that the copious amounts of walking are entirely unrelated to the core gameplay of Vampire Survivors, which, sans the Mad Groove, requires you to trek across God's green earth to find the items necessary to obtain the Crimson Shroud and Infinite Corridor. I don't know if Hideo Kojima or Norman Reedus would ever agree to provide their likenesses to two brand new characters, but I'm certain something could be worked out. The Bridge Baby and Beached Things could probably also be woven into the undead themes of Vampire Survivors, but I'd be more focused on the weapons, personally. Ladders extending to knockback bats or ropes being staked into or swung around enemies would be one way to incorporate the climbing gear, and I'm sure Sam's other delivery gear could be morphed into something vaguely usable by a Survivor. I'm also not sure how to morph the Vampire Survivors name into something Death Stranding related. Vampire Stranding? Death Survivors? Surviving Kojima?

Anyway, I humbly leave the Vampire May Cry and Surviving Kojima suggestions in this chat for your consideration.

[final ferry]

Obvious jokey-ness aside, a stage where you have to make pizza while fighting off the hoard is not a terrible idea lol. Maybe it could be a Cafe Chaos-style thing where you have to foufil and deliver orders to people, and you get rewards like EXP, stat boosts, and/or weapons as rewards.

[sweet bay]

VS is to Italy what Metal Wolf Chaos is to America. We must go further.

[prisma root]

dating sim

[quasi ginkgo]

Inboxvarots: new set of cards that brings up weapons from candybox(I and II) and passives from arma dio.

[queen verge]

Unironically would go SUPER hard, lol.

Now, here's my lil' joke idea.

[queen verge]

Evolvable Passives.
Basically, whenever you evolve a Weapon, you can instead choose to evolve the PASSIVE that goes along with it. Simple as that. Evolved Passives CANNOT go towards evolving any more Active weapons, but they're usually much more powerful and have a special side effect to go along with it.

Lactantem Foramen: Evolved Attractorb. +150% more Magnet range. Occasionally creates a zone on your screen that all enemies are rapidly succ'ed towards and instantly destroyed (similar to ||the Lavex Machina or whatever it's called from the new Public Beta weapon||), with it able to succ in more enemies depending on your Magnet range.

Candella-labrador: Evolved Candelabrador. +100% more Area. Attacks deal more damage multiplicitavely with the more targets hit in a single attack, on the next attack.

Gauntlet: Evolved Bracer. +100% more projectile Speed. Forward-facing attacks only will auto aim towards nearby targets instead while moving.

Seven-Leafed Clover: Evolved Clover. +100% more Luck. Leveling up will always gauarntee the 4th option to show up, and gain a additional 25% Preserve (25% chance to preserve used Rerolls/Skips/Banishes).

Crystal Crown: Evolved Crown. +100% more Growth. Items you find in Level Ups are no longer singleton/exclusive (meaning you can find multiple copies of Weapon choosers and weapons in general).

Du-Duplicator: Evolved Duplicator. +2 more Amount. Weapons have a 5% (affected by Luck, but scales SLOW) chance to retrigger.

Forever Heart: Evolved Hollow Heart. +100% more Max HP. You get increased healing the lower your current health is (up to double at nearly dead).

Ancient Tome: Evolved Empty Tome. -20% more Cooldown. Weapons have their base cooldown slightly reduced (probably by a 10th of their normal cooldown).

[queen verge]

Hero's Armor: Evolved Armor. +5 more Armor and +50% Retaliation Damage. Gain +1 Thorns for every 10 Armor you have. ||Almost impossible to bloody find (real).||

Spinich Can: Evolved Spinich. +100% more Might. Any knockback is 50% more effective.

Bookweaver: Evolved Spellbinder. +100% more Duration. Enemies are much less resistant to status and knockback effects (basically Garlic's passive).

Pummadora: Evolved Pummarola. +1 more Recovery. Enemies have a small chance to drop a Little Heart when killed.

Herme's Boots: Evolved Wings. +50% more Speed. Gain a sizeable chance (50%) to dodge attacks while constantly moving.

Ishi Kamen: Evolved Stone Mask. +100% more Greed. Enemies have a small chance to drop a random Coin-giving drop on the ground.

Tragic Skull: Evolved Skull-o-Maniac. +100% more Curse. Enemies that hit you have a high chance to be slowed and Defanged.

Ambrosia: Evolved Tirajisu. +2 more Revives, and refills any that were used during Tirajisu. You revive with full health and have a temporary -100% Cooldown for 10 seconds after you revive.

Belpaese's Curse: Evolved Torrona's Box. +50% more Omni and 100% Curse. When you die and revive, evolve a random additional Whip weapon. (Can include OTC Whips if you have that DLC).

Stuffed Shelter: Evolved Parm Aegis. +250 more MS of I-frames. You temporarily double a random stat while you're invulnerable. If you're constantly invulnerable, occasionally switch a stat doubling instead.

Dominaria's Gathering: Evolved Karoma's Mana. +50% more Charm and Fever. You gain more Amount depending on the number of enemies on the screen (same ratio as Kyra-Stones, +1 per 80 enemies).

Phew, think that's all of them.

[lime marten]

Add the Destroy Gem from VC, so you can destroy one of the weapons ypu carry for MONEY

[quasi ginkgo]

New random skin which is exactally as he normally is but every 500 kills his sprite randomize into a diferent monster on the stage, while transformed in a monster he gains a random amount of thorn each 1k kill and gains that monster hidden skill If any. || when that happen you need to find the wally hidden on the stage to keep that sprite on the run before next change to prevent it ||

[quasi ginkgo]

New char that is a garlic console that has a hidden skill that summons 1 vampire per minute each time, the summoned vampires are invisible.

[prisma root]

add gun game to VS

[quasi ginkgo]

Imagine a type of super mario but with poe || every time finishing the stage If you went breaking sth by jumping and hitting his head so he says "oh, I really will need to see a doctor soon" / If not hitting, so he says sth like "that gave me a good idea for a garlic recipe"||

[queen verge]

Had some funni ideas with a weapon that was effected by ALL Arcanas.

[queen verge]

Weapon: Ace of Swords. Slashes in front of you (basically Valenway). Affected both normally and uniquely by ALL regular Arcana. Ignores Duration and Projectile Speed.

0 - Game Killer: Killing enemies with Ace of Swords drops an extra Experience Gem.

I - Gemini: Creates a random hidden Ace weapon that shoots in a alternate direction, which could also be Swords. Stick: East of your facing direction. Hats: Right of your facing direction. Cup: Behind your facind direction. Sun: Right above you, regardless of direction. Gain an extra hidden Ace weapon every 150 levels.

II - Twilight Requiem: Killed enemies have a chance to drop a Skull, which releases a Twilight Requiem explosion after a bit. Sword slashes still create Twilight Requiem explosions.

III - Tragic Princess: Gain +10% Move Speed per level on Ace of Swords. Also gains Cooldown reduction while moving.

IV - Awake: Ace of Swords gains +1 Base Damage and +1 Amount per used Revive.

V - Chaos in the Dark Night: Ace of Swords is now effected by Projectile Speed, making the sword slashes go further out and stretched further. Locks CitDN's variable Speed to +50%.

VI - Sarabande of Healing: Killing enemies has a chance to drop a Tapestry (the unique version of Sarabande of Healing from Ode to Castlevania) that deals damage and knockback equal to 4x your Recovery.

VII - Iron Blue Will: Ace of Swords now also shoots a Knife effected by all Arcana that effects Knife. Sword slashes now bounce once and can pass through infinite enemies and walls.

VIII - Mad Groove: Halve's Mad Groove's interval (to 1 minute). On Mad Groove's interval (every 1 minute), slashes are temporarily converted to a sword spin around you.

IX - Divine Bloodline: Ace of Swords is effected by Armor DMG up, and counts as retaliation damage no matter what.

X - Beginning: Ace of Swords counts as a "beginning" weapon (+3 Amount), no matter what.

Every 10K kills with Ace of Swords, gain +1 Amount.

XI - Waltz of Pearls: Ace of Swords now also shoots a Magic Bolt effected by all Arcana that effects Magic Wand. Sword slashes now bounce 3 times.

XII - Out of Bounds: Every 1K kills with Ace of Swords, spawns a Sorbetto, or rarely, a Orologion.

XIII - Wicked Season: Kills with Ace of Swords can randomly increase Growth, Luck, Greed, or Curse. Ace of Swords gains a damage increase depending on the stat that's currently being doubled by Wicked Season.

XIV - Jail of Crystal: Ace of Swords now can freeze enemies on a luck-based chance, and when killing a frozen enemy, it can release a Icicle that instantly Freezes another random enemy.

XV - Disco of Gold: During Gold Fevers, kills with Ace of Swords spawns random gold-giving collectables.

XVI - Slash: Ace of Swords can now Crit, and deals 4x instead of 2x Crit Damage. Every Critical Hit dealt by Ace of Swords temporarily doubles all Crit Damage for a short amount of time, stacking both in effect and duration.

XVII - Lost and Found Painting: Ace of Swords can now be effected by Duration, making the sword slashes linger longer. Locks LaFP's variable Duration to +50%.

XVIII - Boogaloo of Illusions: Ace of Swords now has doubled Area scaling (similar to Axe). Locks BoI's variable Area to +25%.

XIX - Heart of Fire: Ace of Swords now not only releases explosions from the sword slashes, but also shoots out a Fireball that explodes on impact.

XX - Silent Old Sanctuary: Makes Ace of Swords and one other random weapon you have not count in Weapon Slots, basically giving you +2 Weapon Slots.

XXI - Blood Astronama: Kills with Ace of Swords now has a small chance to increase your Magnet by +1%. Ace of Swords now leaves a Blood Pulse upon attacking that releases another Ace of Swords attack upon being triggered, scaling off Amount and Magnet instead of Might and Area.

Evolved Weapon: S-King. Evolved from Ace of Swords by having at least 3 different Arcana (can be Darkana). Along with the other Arcana effects, now also effected both normally and uniquely by All Darkana as well. If you miss an attack with this, deals heavy damage to yourself.

||0 - Stake to your Heart: Killing enemies with S-King drops an extra Gold Coin. Any self-hits go towards your Coin Shield instead of your HP.||

I - Sapphire Mist: Along with gaining a better chance to double attacks based off of Luck, S-King now also has a Luck-based chance to retrigger other weapons, similar to Royal Flush.

III - Hidden Anathema: Killing enemies with S-King has a good chance to drop a Meal Ticket floor pickup, or a smaller chance to drop a Floor Chicken.

V - Pale Diamond Incursion: Along with gaining the Speed affection from CitDN, the sword slash now aims towards the nearest enemy like Million Cut with PDI. Cooldown reduction from Speed is doubley as effective with S-King.

VI - Moonlight Bolero: Enemies killed from S-King now have a VERY small chance to drop a completely random Chest.

||VIII - Edge of the Earth: Gains the Sword Spin from Mad Groove as a separate attack. S-King now has its Area increased by Thorns as well. S-King upgrades any Vacuums into Lavatrix Machinas.||

X - Hail from the Future: Enemies killed by S-King now have a small chance to drop a Hail from the Future drop. This can drop a Candy Box or Arma Dio, even if you've already reached the max. S-King upgrades any Rosaries into Weird Souls Purifiers.

XII - Crystal Cries: Sword slashes can now collect Crystal Souls, and double their usual bonus. S-King upgrades any Orologions to Starry Heavens.

**XIII - Call of a Mad Moon: ** S-King gets a random effect given onto it whenever you hit a Jackpot.

• Growth: Gain 3 random Limit Break Level-Ups.
• Luck: Spawns a random Ace weapon on the ground.
• Greed: Triggers a Gold Fever.
• Curse: Triggers a Gold Finger.

XVIII - Victorian Horror: Sowrd slashes can now collect Cursed Souls, and double their usual bonus. S-King now triggers Cursed World Eater whenever killing a boss/elite enemy.

||XIX - Heir of Fate: Sword slashes can now collect Scorched Souls, and double their usual bonus. S-King now triggers a Sorbetto whenever you get a Nduja, and vice versa.||

XXI - Wandering the Jet Black: S-King now retalitates when taking damage by exploding with a WtJB explosion. S-King's Area is now also increased by Magnet.

[Okay, now one more thing...a character to tie it together.]

Il Re: Unlocked by getting 10 Arcanas in one run. Starts with Ace of Swords, and unlocks Ace of Sword for everyone by evolving it to S-King.

Starts with weaker than average stats, but gets an extra Arcana Draft upon starting a run, and all Arcana Chests will always drop a Arcana even past your usual limit (4 for normal runs, 5 for Inverse Runs).

[white canyon]

Elden Ring collab. The more powerful you become, the more likely Morgott is to appear and instakill you. Killing Morgott with Infinite Corridor spawns a Hoarah Loux who suplexes the White Hand and then drop kicks you.

[lime marten]

One Punch Man collab

You can now find a bald cap and if you put it on you get -100% luck but you're sprite changes to a PNG of Saitama and you do a screen clearing punch that kills absolutely everything and leaves nothing but a crater on screen (meaning navigation becomes easier).

All light sources, walls and enemies are destroyed.

Enemies have a chance of leaving "monster guts" which can heal for 10 HP, and add 10% Might and Growth, but also add 10% Curse.

[quasi ginkgo]

in VS now triggers coin count extra dmg on each activation.

[white canyon]

The Evolution of the One Punch active weapon is the Consecutive Normal Punches.

Personally, I'd pair it with the passive of maxed Spinach to Evolve.

Though an argument could be made for Duplicator.

[quasi ginkgo]

PC/Console/Mobile heat is now affected by Heart of Fire and Heir of Fate

[white canyon]

Increments of Golden Eggs are now directly correlated to how many sticks of RAM it takes to run the character in question.

oh shit sorry that's already a feature

[quasi ginkgo]

now gets a 5% chance to randomly change some of your cards [arcana/darkana/suvarot/enemah] to a random one of the same type each minute || each tick you are 95% safe to keep as it was, and only get 5% surprise to pick anything else each tick that could even change your build on the same run||

[quasi ginkgo]

hum, that weapon is related to four seasons which kinda fits weirdly well with four types of different cards in the game || since its evo has shuffle in its name like 'mixing cards' as well||

[prisma root]

garlic get a 0.01 chance to insta kill

[heady crescent]

every character should have a 0.069% chance to grow 85 times larger every second

[quasi ginkgo]

Each time when picking Orologion, there is a 3% chance that the character will develop a permanent stutter on the run.

[white canyon]

now you're thinking with portals

[quasi ginkgo]

I mean stutter in speaking orolorologion almost a tongue twister || the effect of freezing on that pick up weirdly makes some small sense relating it to stutter as they take longer to speak|| || and if under freezing condition so taking even longer to speak || || in Crawlers the chars got voices, It would not be a surprise If they get to speak too on VS later||

[sweet bay]

...This isn't a joke idea anymore.

[quasi ginkgo]

New char that double his level every time the exp bar gets full and gain extra 10^level growth whenever that happens || surely it will reach max level number limit during the run||

[west terrace]

this isn't even a joke this is peak!

[earnest summit]

whip and its evolutions have a chance to break and stop working and be a dead weapon slot

[quasi ginkgo]

New weapon: Dimensional Whip, a whip that turn it into a random unlocked whip on every whip It.

[white canyon]

New Character: Netflix's Dracula. Weapon is just a voice recording of "I am Vlad Dracula Tepes and I have had enough" that knocks back Sarabande-style. Cooldown makes the voice line interrupt itself or play multiple instances simultaneously. Alternatively, we could have Netflix's Isaac with the line "Discord is loud; it bothers him" that evolves into just spamming the Discord notification sound.

Or better yet, just make a DLC called Ode to Netflix that's just the Ode to Castlevania map with ad breaks every 15 minutes. Bonus points if the ads feature Bisconte Draculo.

Actually just give me anything with Bisconte Draculo at this point I will actually pay for an entire DLC that's just 9.99 USD for a single voiceline I am starving for the lore by now.

[white canyon]

Also did you just suggest weapon durability? Who put Morrowind in my Vampire Survivors discussions?

[white canyon]

I think the greatest April Fools' update would be making Confodore remotely useful.

[quasi ginkgo]

New arcana for VC: || 'mana mana money', every card activation adds amount of mana not spent to total gold gained|| ||yep it can stack many many times on the same turn ||

[tender narwhal]

https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1475500516888023287

[lime marten]

To unlock the Relic that will enable Survarots in Vampire Survivors, you get thrown into the boss battle of the Ender... but as it is in VC ||Including the 2nd Phase there he keeps increasing Curse||.

Your Stats will be taken from gameplay (VC Caps will apply), only that one minute before the Ender Spawns on the new stage, all your get removed and you lose all those stat boosts (like when playing Capella Magna the first time after obtaining the yellow sign)

Your Deck will be based on your Party and Active/Passive Weapons. (Each Weapon/Passive that doesn't have a counterpart in VC will be turned into a randomized card that DOES exist in VC, but having a character that doesn't have a Crawler Counter Part in VC just means you don't get a Crawler Card)

The game doesn't explain ANYTHING so it's gonna be easy for folks that played VC, but good luck beating him without knowing how to play VC.

Ultimate Hard Mode: ||Do it as fleaman||

[white canyon]

what if we never actually meet Bisconte Draculo and have a series of DLC called Blueball Survivors where we collab with every franchise in order to avoid fighting Bisconte?

[quasi ginkgo]

Gatti amari weapon now can randomly summon cats in future runs, chance to appear is increased If your char is with low hp || 5 hp or less||.

[tender narwhal]

I'm sorry, but you appear to be posting in the wrong channel. I am afraid this is the joke suggestions chat, where we post about things that are not true.

[white canyon]

I sincerely apologize.

I now amend my suggestion. ahem. I hereby suggest that we make Bisconte Draculo a playable character.

[lime marten]

I suggest he is the only playable character.

And playing him means you can't lose

No monsters deal damage, instead they fill up the XP Bar, but since Bisconte doesn't use weapons to fight the monsters you just get some gold.

Now its the Vampire Survivor Game, there Game Journalists may be able to beat all stages. (some may still fail).

But wait, since we don't want them to get stuck because they can't think of pausing and quitting, instead, when the Red Reaper appears he does a cool handshake with Bisconte and afterwards he flies towards the screen while doing a Thumbs Up during the "Stage Complete" Screen.

Now all they need to do is not accidentally close the game or turn off their device. (Still Hard Mode for them)

[quasi ginkgo]

New Boss: || Broken Elevator that summons alligators out of order ... Trivia: everybody complained the elevator was out of order so he decided to join the vampire||

[white canyon]

Wait. This channel is called Joke. Joke.... jo..joke? This channel is now a JoJo reference. I demand a JJBA collab.

dio is a vampire

[echo lintel]

joker joestar

[white canyon]

poe ratchjo

We need Stands as the Active Weapons and Stand Arrows as the Passives to Evolve them.

I bet poncle can adapt parts 1-6 before part 7 gets a second episode.

at least it'd give david productions an excuse amirite

[echo lintel]

they already have 15 games projects going on pls spare them

[white canyon]

fair

still tho

phantom blood or stardust crusaders as a vampire survivors DLC would make me pay triple A game prices

there has to be potential in a dio brando joins the vampire survivors gag

Wait... what if every vampire we've collected ends up being the only Party that can challenge Bisconte Draculo?

Also. I just remembered Dio's signature move after the Road Roller. The knives which are literally just Thousand Edge.

[lime marten]

Denied

||Those episodes in Part 3 with the Monkey that had the boat as his stand was just messed up||

I'll never forgive the Japanese for that!

[lime marten]

Must have also forgotten about the Secret Character that has -100% and starts with

If that and Stone Mask aren't already JoJo refrences, I don't know what could be.

[white canyon]

I'll never forgive the Japanese
ok joseph joestar

[lime marten]

Oh Noooo! My curses have become a Jojo's reference!

||But seriously that stuff with the Monkey Creep was extremely uncomfortable in the worst possible ways||

[white canyon]

indeed

[lime marten]

It's a a semi joke suggestion... since it's probably way too ambitious... but I kinda wouldn't mind if the Devs saw this and were like "OK, this is cool, let's do it!"

An update should add a "Create your Survivor" thing. There you can go completely wild. Maybe as the final hurrah before finishing the game.

Like you want to create a character that has all stats uncapped? Good.

A guy that has infinite weapon slots? Go ahead.

You just want to make Poe again but with Super Saiyan Hair? Do it.

It should be a feature that is unlocked with the absolutely final relict and I'd totally understand if these creations are locked from Co-op (like eggs)

But that way anyone could try and put their own personal dream character in.

...

But I assume it's lot of work to make it... well... possible that all the different whacky gimmicks that exist in VS don't cause any issues with this character creator (in case someone tries to create the most OP thing ever)...

So yeah I don't really expect it to ever happen, so thus it's just a joke (although I'd unironically would want it)

[white canyon]

I second this suggestion. Unlimited sandbox mode would be beyond peak.

[tender narwhal]

after finally finding (and surviving against) the vampire, upon returning to the stage and re-opening his coffin, you are instead greeted with SUPER RANDOM

(who can start w/ any randomly selected evolved weapon)

[lime marten]

Good luck finding the Coffin there he says "Well done [Survivor], the Vampire you're looking for IS in this Coffin!"

[white canyon]

no one can just deflect the emerald diorama

[white canyon]

Wait. Milk. Magic. VS' inclusion of both. Is this just tyromancy from the Witcher 3? Playable Geralt when

[lime marten]

It surely isn't a ||"the Boys"|| reference, since this isn't about ||Mother's Milk||

Also feel like any weapon you could imagine from it kinda already exists in VS in some way...

[white canyon]

fair

[quasi ginkgo]

now can turn into each char contest entry for 1 second a time || It keeps changing||. || But that is just for one run If you manage select shapeshifter exactally on that run it will happen, unfortunately the odds are randomly choosen so that chance is quite impossible||

[quasi ginkgo]

every bat now drops garlic || because a garlic a day keeps the vampire away ||

[white canyon]

unless the vampire in question is wesley snipes

[lime marten]

If you pick up enough Garlic from Bat Drops, Wesley will appear and bite the Bats

He's basically guaranteed to appear in Bat Country

If he has killed 1000 Bats, something will happen...

[white canyon]

calm down ozzy osbourne

[lime marten]

Oh right, there was that thing... but it gave me an idea.

Guess he'll turn into Ozzy and summon the Crazy Train

Perfection

[white canyon]

brotato collab when

[tender narwhal]

wait what

how were you able to post that

I thought that game's name would've been on the blacklist because of the no other survivors-likes rule this server has

how did you

[ivory sonnet]

how??

brotato

whatttt

maybe because its in like a post?

idk

[coral fulcrum]

it might just be that they got a bit more lenient on the ones that aren't actually just complete clones

[quasi ginkgo]

New skin: || helicopter peppino, because walking slow is not enough, he needs to fly slowly too which would greatly raises his survivebility || || hidden skill: flying time raises growth because getting a better view is wise to speed up learning to level faster,|| the slower the flying speed the higher the growth% bonus increase per flight time.

[white canyon]

helicopeppino? peppinocopter.

[lime marten]

Parapeppino...with broken wings (that become less broken as your movement speed increases)

[coral fulcrum]

rename capella magna to divano chapel

[quasi ginkgo]

New stage: || Floorchicken Island, an island with floorchicken shape that in fact is the inner spacial place that connects all stages together, that Island produces floorchickens raised randomly on the floor according to the needs of food in all stages... an hidden not yet discovered relic that acts like the laroba weapon but only applies to floorchickens that deals with teleporting floorchickens to where It is needed, the survivor needs to find that relic to run It inversed and get a floorchicken in other to reach that island||

[quasi ginkgo]

New feature: Crawler Den: a type of cave that has a 25% chance to spawn within the first 5 minutes on the run, the survivors must get close and crawl to enter the den, after doing so the survivor will bug moving in a crawl instance till the run ends, while crawling the survivor activates a random buff event that triggers crawler cards randomly helping the survivor to perform better on the run || flying chars will innately become able to bypass walls when crawling || || chars with less than 100% base move speed will get an extra +50% move speed when crawling ||

[white canyon]

this sounds like to the coop what the abyss is to lake foscari

[unkempt junco]

Stage suggestion: Underwater coral reef map that spawns few and REALLY strong enemies and bosses that spawn hazards. A Crab Fest happens every minute.

[heady crescent]

they should make a level that is just a tiny square that you can't leave, and no enemies spawn, but then at the 30 minute mark a single moongolow snake appears

[quasi ginkgo]

Rubik Poe

[quasi ginkgo]

New feature: || Eggxtreme || a button that only appear on egged chars that allows them ||to run as if with max eggs for some time depending on the amount the char had, the higher the more time the Eggxtreme last, when it's over the char loses all eggs|| || Max eggs means 30 min base time, so the duration time is a proportion of that|| || after using this feature when the effect ends the eggs get cracked so that's why they disappear so almost like what happens with card used too much on VC ||

[quasi ginkgo]

new mini bosses: Sorbetto Elementals, they are a little stronger than milk elementals as they went through extra ultra-processed manufacturing processes. In addition they come with a permanent weaker version of sorbetto and when defeated they drop sorbetto pickup, the neapolitan version has triple the max hp.

[quasi ginkgo]

New feature: Time traveling || but only to present time ||

[coral fulcrum]

roast turkey with a clock in the middle: adds an extra toggle on rcwacitm that makes it go backwards if turned on, thus rewinding the timer, making enemies move backwards and you lose exp, levels and items found earlier on the ground. you can still move normally, but controls will be reversed

[earnest summit]

pile of vomit that gives you -50% move speed for 10 seconds

[echo lintel]

community boss contest
instead of making characters we make bosses

[quasi ginkgo]

New boss: Lemonmancer, he brings deceased lemons back to life to use them attacking as a weapon.

[exotic umbra]

Community lemon contest 🍋

[lime marten]

You're joking, but if this basically allows re-rolling chests and level ups, this would be super duper awesome!

[coral fulcrum]

nah they always keep the same result if it's possible

[quasi ginkgo]

It needs seed randomizer rerolling whenever activating that relic. || Unfortunately It will change everything else on the run|| ||'This is the price of the abundant fear of all truths.' (an old meme, || ||to try to search the meme It is 'o preço do medo abundante de todas as verdades', It has no meaning, It is just to joke)||

[coral fulcrum]

the seed changes every time you take a different item during a level up

[coral fulcrum]

chrono trigger crossover but it's just norstein bekkler

[quasi ginkgo]

Breaking Bad collab

[quasi ginkgo]

after that a spinoff:||Better Call Poe||

[lime marten]

Don't you mean "Breaking Bat"

Then ||Better call Poe|| and finally ||el Carréllo||

[echo lintel]

add a way to enter two or more different stages at once which makes a creepy abomination of the stages combined, like tiles and enemies etc
kinda like FRAUD///THIRD

[quasi ginkgo]

New char: Factorial, his sprite is "!", he is a friend of Random "?". Factorial adds its own base stat just like in math logic to its current stats on each run.

Run count in a row determine his current stats on the run

Keep leaving and joinning the run with him in a row to break game with max stats

unlock condition: beat all base game stages with random and kill death right before leaving the run || don't need to be done in a row for the unlock ||.