JOKE suggestions (free for anyone to post their ideas here)

[coral fulcrum]

garlic arcana:gives you garlic but its area is determined by magnet and it's power, by amount.

also it's red

[spice urchin]

garlic eaten:
item that allows you to eat the garlic, removes garlic and garlic eaten from your inventory

it reduces your movement speed by 0.01

[coral fulcrum]

garlic sign:unlocks mettaglio garlic and mettaglio onion as well as garlic ring and onion ring

[exotic umbra]

Queen of garlic:
Takes all your banishes, rerolls and skips.
Every weapon after taking this aracana will give -8% coldown and +10% might
(Rerolls) (Banish) (Skip)

Also this unlocked by defeating bisconte draculo with Poe

[spice urchin]

garlic man
a statue of poe made with garlic
starts with garlic
0 movement speed
9000 magnet

[exotic umbra]

Poe- the garlic-born

[spice urchin]

yknow what in fact

new character

garlic

garlic

0 movement speed
starts with garlic

1hp like God 2

actually yknow what

2 hp

[coral fulcrum]

but has all of the armor stat in the world

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: garlic the invencible, he cannot be seen, he can't move, nor collect gold nor exp, he can't get weapons nor passives nor arcanas and darkanas but kills everything on it's atack range.

he only collects chests that drops exactaly on the square this char is || to get floor chickens, since weapon/passive/gold he can't ||

[spice urchin]

new character
garvincible
garlic, but every time it takes damage, it pauses the game for a second and puts up a parody of the Invincible title card on the screen
also every time it takes damage it heals for the same amount
it also disappears after the time limit like (OtC spoilers) ||Young Maria Renard||

[spice urchin]

yes

[karmic olive]

New character idea (name isn’t important)
-10000% growth. +10000% luck. Collecting experience gems might spawn treasure chests

[spice urchin]

if you collect an experience point it sets you to level -1

[karmic olive]

Nah I tried it stays 1

[spice urchin]

well they're gonna change it and add this nameless character

[karmic olive]

New character:
+200% duration and speed. Sees more of the map (the pov is zoomed out a ton).

[mystic pecan]

wouldn't you just see enemies coming out of nowhere because of the zoomed out pov?

[karmic olive]

No they spawn further as well

[quasi ginkgo]

evolution: || solved || your char ||instantly wins the run||

[quasi ginkgo]

|| even joking that could be good to get checkmarks with all chars ||

getting a evolution, getting a evolution, really owning everything

[coral fulcrum]

emergency meeting+unjust ejection combo buff

[haughty laurel]

Give a gift that consolidate maxed passives

[karmic olive]

Give every passive an evolution, but instead of “oh death spiral evo is cambeladrodor so it evo is death spiral”, give it a whole new weapon.

[spice urchin]

new darkana: april's fool

just makes you trip occasionally

they have to make a new tripping animation for all close to 200 characters

[coral fulcrum]

add a big glove of glory on a platform fighter based arena (called last area of course) that gives you that dakrana the third time you fight it

[viscid ridge]

or perhaps its called
final flight

[spice urchin]

exdash and toastie don't have feet so the directer personally appears to push them over

[coral fulcrum]

that's one whole word in common, we want to make sure no copyright is infringed

[karmic olive]

Add a golden hand that’s just 5 golden fingers

[spice urchin]

it activates the golden finger five times on one frame

[viscid ridge]

[karmic olive]

Yeah but where’s the invulnerability

[spice urchin]

if he's invincible why can I see him

[tender narwhal]

Nah just make 'em rotate 90° forward

Stuck like that for a while until you can mash out of it

[spice urchin]

that's a new tripping animation

[quasi ginkgo]

Spinning Queen Sigma skin Just like the spinning pin toy, || she won't get because it is already on in a more compact version (hidden) by default that only works on her surroundings allowing she to get chests||

[spice urchin]

bats

one additional bat added to bat country

[quasi ginkgo]

every time a monster is killed in any map add one extra bat in bat country

[haughty laurel]

bats
baseball bats

[quasi ginkgo]

batseball

[spice urchin]

bats bats bats bats bats

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: poe + gazebo duo, poe mount on gazebo just like it works on final fantasy with chocobo, poe keeps his garlic as the main weapon.

[spice urchin]

GAZEBO JOCKEY!!!!

[karmic olive]

Give all ch a spooky skin

We already got dead Poe skin

And gazebo being rode by a zombie is cool

[spice urchin]

(OtC spoilers)
||Burning Alcarde now damages Eric because he's burning ouch ouchie ow||

[coral fulcrum]

||if eric dies from this or a brauner painting he becomes wind||

[spice urchin]

spoilers smh

wind is definitely not eric

[coral fulcrum]

ok but it's like really obvious if you played both games

[karmic olive]

What kind of wind?

[spice urchin]

Nuh uh because wind is definitely not eric

[coral fulcrum]

yeah wind is actually juste

but he looks a lot like eric for some reason

[spice urchin]

see they look totally different they can't be the same person Wind is definitely not Eric

he just happens to coincidentally also be named Eric

[coral fulcrum]

where is the difference

[spice urchin]

my bad I eated the difference

[coral fulcrum]

no they have the same boots

[spice urchin]

you don't know if Wind's boots are gray bc he's ghostly

[coral fulcrum]

i do know

[spice urchin]

Nuh uh

[coral fulcrum]

actually neither of these are eric this is the real one

[spice urchin]

Wind is a totally different guy he just so happens to also be named Eric and have a spear named the Alucard Spear

[coral fulcrum]

and also be a good friend of john morris

[spice urchin]

yea totally

and also have a dead fiance

and also be born in Spain

[coral fulcrum]

there are two eric lecardes in bloodlines it's just that the one who is wind is always off screen when you play as eric 1

[spice urchin]

Wind is actually the Eric you play as in-game since Wind and in-game Eric have blue hair

box-art Eric is a POSER

[coral fulcrum]

true

but how about judgement eric

[spice urchin]

gone

[coral fulcrum]

castlevania judgement is the least cannon game in the series

[spice urchin]

Castlevania Judgement has the worst Alucard design so it's non-canon based on principal

[coral fulcrum]

like have you seen grant

[spice urchin]

in Judgement? no

[coral fulcrum]

have you seen alucard in captain n

[spice urchin]

Captain N isn't real

[coral fulcrum]

the main character is a real guy

[spice urchin]

Nuh uh Captain N is some Mandela Effect or whatever

[coral fulcrum]

ok but skateboarding alucard

[spice urchin]

better than Judgement Alucard

[coral fulcrum]

true

[spice urchin]

this is awesome

[coral fulcrum]

here is his bat form

[spice urchin]

cutie patootie

[coral fulcrum]

they should add him to vs

[spice urchin]

Ode to Castlevania 2 has a Captain N Alucard skin for Bats Bats Bats

[karmic olive]

Add a consolation prize for when you collect all passives and get arms dio

[sweet bay]

Leak the next DLC except the only way to get an early access is through a hidden code inside of the lore tome

[spice urchin]

vampire survivors cancelled due to gas leaks

[karmic olive]

Vampire survivors cancelled due to all of the vampires being defeated

[quasi ginkgo]

nah, the vampire is in another coffin

[karmic olive]

There are more coffins in this game than squid game 💀

[quasi ginkgo]

but yet none yet on wplace

[karmic olive]

They’re on wplace, but only in cemeteries

Also the reason I opened this chat:

Let bracelet be evolved any amount of time

[quasi ginkgo]

infinity bracelet evolves forever

every 8 levels get a evolution

[karmic olive]

No its 6

And there are infinite sprites

It’s actually pretty easy to code in

[echo lintel]

the first X evolutions each gives it a unique arcana/darkana synergy eg. one of them can synergise with bolero and make it drop ||golden chests from zi'appunta||
X = total amount of arcanas and darkanas implemented

[karmic olive]

No all evos have synergy

But it cycles between 1-X and then continues with X+1-2X, etc

[karmic olive]

The Worlds heartbeat:
listed weapons fire every 5 seconds and end after 3 seconds, regardless of cooldown or duration.
:splashers:

[mystic pecan]

2 gold

[spice urchin]

1 gold

[quasi ginkgo]

-0.5 gold

[spice urchin]

I'd you pick up Arms Dio after somehow collecting every passive in the game it tells you to go fuck yourself

[quasi ginkgo]

Nope, Arma Dio should offer Arma Trio instead, and Arma Trio would start giving hidden skills.

[karmic olive]

Darkness Incarned:
listed weapons heal enemies instead of damage them, but might freeze, defang, reduce their speed, reduce their knockback resistance, reduce their rosary resistance or reduce their freeze resistance.
:gaze of gea: :embrace of gea:

( being there twice means it has double the chance)

[nimble valley]

Seems like an odd list

Garlic, Ebony Wings, and Mannaja make sense, but unevolved bible and peachone seem like the exact opposites of evil

Evolved Bible () would make sense

[haughty laurel]

New weapons:
Ghosty, Doggy, Skelly: (3 individual weapons)
Summon a ghost/wolf/skeleton respectively, having birds/flowers/bones as weapons, scales with enemies killed divided into categories, creatures for wolf, humanoids with physical forms for skeleton, others like ghosts and elementals for ghost?
Necromancy: Union, requires all 3 and skull
Summon lich, werewolf, and big skeleton, using evolved weapons, and keep the kill counts from base weapons

[spice urchin]

every character now screams really really loudly when they die

[viscid ridge]

like the contra characters

[karmic olive]

Add Chess Battle Advanced

[exotic umbra]

Page of garlic:
All projectiles get bonuses to speed based on duration until expiring of weapons. Projectiles get more damage based on speed. Listed weapons projectiles will circle the player.
(Garlic) (Soul eater) (Kings bible) (Unholy vespers) (Greatest Jubilee) (Magic wand) (Holy wand) (fire wand) (hellfire) (Carrello) (rune tracer) (NO FUTURE)

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: Satellite
Rotates around the edge of your magnet range. Duration doesn’t affect the duration of time projectiles last, but the amount of revolutions projectiles make around you (pi/3 base). Speed affects how many revolutions projectiles make.

[ebon forge]

bald skins of every chracter

[karmic olive]

Old varients for every ch

Poe gets a young one

[spice urchin]

in Co-op: if someone plays Eric Lecarde and someone plays ||Wind||, the game crashes because the laws of the universe have been broken and it uninstalls Vampire Survivors from your device

[karmic olive]

Also resets all progress

If you damage bats too many bats, PETA gets involved

[spice urchin]

and also a hand comes out of the screen and slaps you

[karmic olive]

White hand can be toggled to be black hand for racial equality

[spice urchin]

yeah because they wanna kill them themselves

[karmic olive]

If you play at 0% volume the vs discord starts pinging you relentlessly because it’s offensive to the creator of such great music

[spice urchin]

the way White Hand actually kills you is by hitting you with a really big hammer

[viscid ridge]

[karmic olive]

You mean…

Overwhammer from peglin?

Lazarbeams sledgehammer cosmetic from Fortnite?

Hammer marker from Find the Markers?

Sledgehammer from blueprince?

Smithing hammer from Minecraft?

[exotic umbra]

Ace of garlics:
Gain stats up on random three stats and curse every 25 kills. lose half of bonus, when damaged

[vague hatch]

Garlic gun: shoots the garlic aura(idk how its called) like a projectile that has 3/4 of the normal size and travels 0.5 sec + stays 2 sec on the ground.

[quasi ginkgo]

Vegeta?

[vague hatch]

who is that

a dlc character?

[quasi ginkgo]

#😁vs-memes message

[vague hatch]

yea like that

[quasi ginkgo]

Garlic Ho and Garlic Gun from Vegeta from Dragonball series

[vague hatch]

yes

[vague hatch]

and the ssj blood astronomia

[vestal dew]

Using Google Translate.

I like random level ups.
skip the treasure chest animations
and randomize the selection of Arcana and Darkana as well.
This way, you don't have to do anything except move, I guess.
Of course, I think being able to turn each of these on/off is what makes this game unique.

[spice urchin]

give Poe hyper realistic eyes

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: De Laatste Zwaard
Only fires when an enemy reaches critical health (critical health is considered less with cooldown bonus). Deals more damage to enemies with less health

Evo: De Onheilige Zwaard (evo: skull)
Deals more damage when you have less health. Chance to duplicate enemies, inversely correlated to their current health compared to their max health.

[exotic umbra]

Two of garlic:
All your stats are balanced. Listed weapons shots both ways.
(Peachone) (Ebony wings) (Vandalier)
(Other animal weapons idk)

Formula: (addition of all stats / number of stats)

[nimble valley]

Wicked Season is now Smith IV simulator

Unironic banger

[karmic olive]

Russian Roulette:
1/6 chance to not fire. Deals heavy damage.

6 Revolver Squad:(Evo: duplicator)
Fires in 6 directions, the directions change gradually. Each revolver has a 1/6 chance. Amount increases triggers, not projectiles fired.

[haughty laurel]

1/666 chance to get a revival, 1/666666 chance to kys

[vague hatch]

weapon idea : the wand of idk... summon? summons 1 entity wich depends on the level youre in (for example dust elemental in the library) every 3.5 sec. he goes tho the next enemy and kills himself dealing like 15 damage. if no enemy is nearby he just follows you(yes,you can stack them). his size increases his health( so at 200% size he can run twice into enemies). has a small chance to summon a boss wich deals more damage,can run into enemies more often and has a small chance to dropping a chest after he dies.the evolved version summons randomly one of these 4 things:boss 45%, normal entity rush25% or flower wall 30%. it also gives you 6 ranged entitys with one hp following you,attacking enemies and respawning after 5 sec (but only one at a time

[vague hatch]

edit: the chest the boss drops is not affected by luck

[karmic olive]

Beefy

[haughty laurel]

Dio Arma: (active weapon slot)
Gives you a random passive per level, evolution moves itself to passive slot

[karmic olive]

It evolves with arms dio

[vestal dew]

Using Google Translate

About the Arcana:
When you pick up a Floor Chicken in multiplayer,
It will fly to the teammate with the lowest HP.

[karmic olive]

No

I don’t think so

Also which arcana

[vestal dew]

Sorry , not Arcana, Darkanas.
About the new Darkana.
I just imagined it.
Sorry it was confusing.

[karmic olive]

It doesn’t affect how chicken moves

It gives a bonus when you get one

If that’s what your referring to

[vestal dew]

Like how the gems you pick up fly toward enemies in Game Killer.
I thought it would be interesting
if there were a Darkana where Floor Chicken flies toward the ally with the lowest HP.

Sorry, my English isn't very good. I hope I didn't confuse you.

[quasi ginkgo]

I see it is almost like this https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1406313990275072022 but also with pickups as well

[vestal dew]

That's pretty much it.
Thanks for the additional explanation.

[karmic olive]

Oh I thought it was a complaint/ question

My brain forgorker that this is suggestions

[vestal dew]

I thought too After rereading my statement.
Sorry.

[coral fulcrum]

add a text based advendure stage

[karmic olive]

Add a puzzle stage

Also add the ring of rings (a weapon that you get as the union of lightning ring, thunder loop, silver ring, gold ring, tri bracelet, and duplicator.)

[echo lintel]

you become bat bat bat the moment you get the union

[karmic olive]

No all weapons are just circles now

And enemies

And a vignette is added to make it all circular

[echo lintel]

your computer (or whatever device you're playing on) becomes circle

[karmic olive]

Base 2 becomes base pi and suddenly your device has more storage because more bits can be stored

[echo lintel]

the extra storage only applies while you have the union
if you store more than what you could store in base 2 and then quit the run your device breaks

[karmic olive]

No the data is transferred to poncle, where they sell the excess data to the highest bidder

[vague hatch]

weapon idea:the wallbuilding buildthing creates a small wall every 10 sec wich has your hp doubled. it can (obviously) block enemies from one direction but if a enemy needs to destroy like 10 walls to reach you he can also just go around it.the red,white and green reaper and all mayor bosses can destroy the wall in one hit.the evolution is the great wall of china wich is veeery big and has big big big hp. if it gets destroyed it crashes making nearby enemys getting big damage and knockback.

[hollow ermine]

make it so that some weapons obtained can include a negative "property" which adds +1 weapon slot.
e.g. if your max weapons is 6, and you obtain a negative weapon, your weapons panel will have 7 slots. you won't even need weapon pickups or candybox to obtain the extra weapon

[echo lintel]

polychrome property: 1.5x the weapon's base damage (carries when evolved)

[hollow ermine]

yassss

[exotic umbra]

Three of Garlic:
Gives one revival every 100 levels. After reviving character is split into two smaller, with same weapons at half level of original and half of stats of original character. Union weapond are slit into their parts between characters.

It can be done until mitosis characters are atom size

[vague hatch]

and the evolution makes you twice as big with your stats doubled instead and you can do it untill the game crashes

[exotic umbra]

Yes

Infinite amount of infinitely large Poes

[quasi ginkgo]

P∞∑

[tender narwhal]

Just say you want a greenscreen mode smh

[exotic umbra]

Four of garlic:
All weapons do damage, scaled with kills. Listed weapons have chance to add five kills, instead of one til the Counter.
(Garlic) (Soul eater) (Some other weapons)

[karmic olive]

Smothers?

[echo lintel]

a weapon that only deals damage to bosses

[quasi ginkgo]

new char: || Brick ||, hidden skill: || whenever he touches a wall it explode and the wall disappear || || he is invulnerable but he explode on time limit ||

[karmic olive]

A beacon that has a temporary effect after picking stuff up

[spice urchin]

new item: brick
it is thrown at transphobes
luckily there are no transphobes in Vampire Survivors so it is a useless item

except those armored fleamen

fuck them

[coral fulcrum]

aren't [[undead sassy witch]] a bit transphobic?

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Undead_sassy_witch

[spice urchin]

oh nevermind

they are exclusively thrown at Undead Sassy Witches

[spice urchin]

if John Morris evolves the Alchemy Whip into the Vampire Killer it slowly drains his HP for added realism

[karmic olive]

Soul eater does that to everything with a soul

[vague hatch]

and holy water to everything without

[coral fulcrum]

but what if the souls is emptier than words?

[karmic olive]

Wait how does soul eater damage light sources?

[vague hatch]

he spits the souls he eaten out

[karmic olive]

Hawk tuah in vampire survivors?

[quasi ginkgo]

More like Gachiakuta's light source where things gains souls.

So becoming ellegible to be affected by soul eater as well

[spice urchin]

new weapon: rude :(
effect: just yell at enemies and it makes them sad

if enough enemies are sad it spawns a boss because they're angry that you're making the little ones sad

[vague hatch]

the evolution very rude :((((((((((((((( makes the bosses sad as well and if u make enough bosses sad the vampire isnt in another coffin anymore and comes to fighting you instead

[karmic olive]

Add Badbad from the hit puzzle game Baba is you

[spice urchin]

Vampire Survivors Wii U port

[coral fulcrum]

online co-op will work on it but there will be extreme lag

[quasi ginkgo]

garlic console when?

[spice urchin]

garlic controller for the Nintendo Switch

it's like the Dragon Quest Slime controller

[karmic olive]

On Wii U specifically, there is no coop (U)

Weapon idea:
Omegorb
fires piercing projectiles at the nearest light source (if not, enemy). Downgrades everything it touches.

Evo: Ohmygorb! (Evo:)
erases everything it touches, except xp. Enemies might drop better xp when erased. Converts pickups into 10 level ups worth of xp.

[spice urchin]

ohmygorb! turns your character into

like just a PNG of that emote

[karmic olive]

Here’s a counter part name for many weapons:
/ labor encourager
/ magic stick
/ pongo
/ dagger

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but i already suggested dagger

[karmic olive]

Well I’m deaf, blind, mute, retarded, braindead, brain rotted and unbothered.

[karmic olive]

/ sugar
/ phoenix feather
/ darkness eternal
/ dead poem
/ worst funeral
/ ember hatch
/ azure watch
/ crucifix
/ fragile snowflake
/ dragon? slayer
/ hip
/ extra bracelet
/ deadly apologies
/ Any ideas?
/ third-ish wheel
/ song of dusk and dawn
/ twice striker
/ decigram
/ pipe grove
/ reindeer milk
/ reskinned whips

[coral fulcrum]

i would say mistletoe for laurel

[karmic olive]

Yippee

[spice urchin]

alternative name for the : Hellfire (since I'm assuming Hellfire will also be changed with this joke suggestion)
this is a reference to the dumbest thing ever

[echo lintel]

add the winged guy from the [[revival]] animation

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Revival

[vague hatch]

Weapon idea: hot potato. bounces of enemys,walls,and other projectiles,has infinite amount. deals damage if it hits you and destroys the projectiles if it hits them(things like garlic gets deactivated for like 2.5 seconds). the evolution is a very hot potato wich instakills everything it touches.

[echo lintel]

name the enter the gungeon dlc operation gungeon

[karmic olive]

Me when my critato hits me

[quasi ginkgo]

the char that has that weapon automatically starts with || for nothing since it already has infinite amount ||

[vague hatch]

and he has 999 speed for no reason

[karmic olive]

Ch with -99% in all stats except growth, which is +100% base and +100% every 10 levels.

[vague hatch]

also except for speed cause that would be pretty annoing

w grammar

[karmic olive]

I love me 0% speed

[vague hatch]

ok

but 3 characters with 0 speed is unnessecary

[spice urchin]

let's not give Exdash any competition now

it's the only thing they have going for them

[quasi ginkgo]

new char where his or her speed constantly randonly varies from -1% til 1% and that range increase on both sides |+-1| per level up so at level 2 it is -2% til 2% and keep going that way up non stop (every even level up there is a +10% increase on growth), the randomizer value tick at random set amount of time so you never know when the char will get a positive or negative walking speed, and not even when going faster or slower since it is random. || at least need to have a high range attack like peppino ||

[quasi ginkgo]

it end up being almost the char that pictures some anime strong chars that has no sense of direction to where they need to go || example: Roronoa Zoro from onepiece ||

[haughty laurel]

Give bracelets curse scaling bc the weapon is cursed

[spice urchin]

the Muramasa now gets the added benefit of getting stronger the more enemies are slain with it but when you first get it, it heavily reduces your damage and has a chance every time it triggers to just not and also stop you in place

but only when playing as Alucard

this is a change exclusive to Alucard in Ode to Castlevania

[vague hatch]

char idea: a charakter wich has better stats than even chaos (but with normal hp),looses max 1 hp if he gets hit,starts with candybox mk II but looses 3 hp every second and only gets healed by floor chicken

[karmic olive]

A ch with negative recovery

[spice urchin]

missingno but with much higher caps and much lower lows

[karmic olive]

Oh yeah
H

[spice urchin]

and with any item as its starting item instead of just the axe and scythe

[karmic olive]

Imagine starting with crimson shroud

[spice urchin]

buff/nerf to Random that makes everything truly random
random enemies, random stats, random starting item, random arcana/darkana, random level ups, random sprite, random color palette, random stage, etc

[quasi ginkgo]

#1282537472844370001 message

[vague hatch]

if i start with candybox,do i have a joker?

[radiant junco]

Legit thought of suggesting this before (seriously), just to give it some synergy with gyorunton. Having more weapons that scale on curse is nice (especially since nightmare doesnt >.>)

[karmic olive]

A ch that starts with chaos in the dark night, wicked season, boogaloo of illusions, lost and found painting, and hail from the future and.

[vague hatch]

slash makes so the alucard sword deals critical damage.

[echo lintel]

add rick astley as a character

[haughty laurel]

but start with -99% speed, growth, luck, greed, curse, area, duration

[quasi ginkgo]

new char ||foundno|| it is just like || missingno || but everything upsidedown, negative values becomes positive values.

[karmic olive]

Why is armor and amount and revives not in the negatives?

[spice urchin]

presumably because that just wouldn't work

[karmic olive]

How so?

Firing 1-1 bullets means firing nothing at all

And -1 armor would just be take 1 additional damage

[spice urchin]

it could just be that negatives for those just aren't programmed in

[karmic olive]

From what I understand they allow instant death and immortality

What avenue have we not allowed?

[spice urchin]

if negative revives would work like negative health then it would give you the max amount of coins from completing a stage

so that's a no

[karmic olive]

What about -100% greed giving you max amount of coins?

[spice urchin]

idk what negative greed does

[karmic olive]

It gives you the maximum amount of coins when picking up a single coin with 0 coins

[spice urchin]

oh me oh my

[quasi ginkgo]

Negative revive more like to mean infinite amount of revives

[karmic olive]

Yes

[karmic olive]

Ch with 12 weapon slots, but when you obtain a weapon, you obtain a second copy. Starts with 2 candy boxes.

[spice urchin]

Persona crossover but the only thing it adds is Morgana from Persona 5 as a playable character

[coral fulcrum]

and burning men's soul as the only music

both the original and a one remixed version where we get john popularrapper to sing the lyrics

or a filippo and daniele duet

[spice urchin]

nah because burning men's soul is bad
Morgana is peam

[coral fulcrum]

but it's also peam

it's more than a cover

it's a quilt

[spice urchin]

you can unlock an incredibly low res gif of the entirety of Persona Trinity Souls as a secret character

[coral fulcrum]

replaces the background like ||chaos||

[spice urchin]

yes

[echo lintel]

a character named everyone
everyone is here

[coral fulcrum]

the actual character you control can be seen as (help me i only know persona things that are in smash)

[spice urchin]

everyone just makes you play as every base game character at once

it's like a Jacob and Esau situation from the binding of Isaac

and getting items works like the duo characters in Ode to Castlevania

but on a much larger scale

[echo lintel]

the spell to unlock everyone is simply everyone

[coral fulcrum]

it should be called antonio and imelda and pasqualina and genarro and (etc.)

[coral fulcrum]

i still can't believe they did not make this a real spell to unkock everything faster if one wants to

[spice urchin]

no the spell should be the names of every character

[karmic olive]

And arcana and soundtrack and achievement and every other spell

Ch where defeated enemies explode and their health dictates size.

[spice urchin]

vampire survivors x lofi girl

crossover

lofi hip hop radio 🦇 beats to relax/hunt vampires to

[stark linden]

I play on mobile and now that I have unlocked all darkanas, I get really invested in a run only for the game to crash after 25 minutes or so. It's unacceptable in this day and age to have a decent price cellular device take so long to get overloaded with space balls and rainbow whips, and I don't have the time anymore. Please consider making some more graphically demanding assets for a fast, streamlined crash experience. My suggestion would be a Higher Detail Mode, or a Darkana named after some kind of rivet that gives -99% Might +100 amount to a large range of weapons

[karmic olive]

What

So your game crashed, so you want higher detailed stuff so it crashes faster?

Instead of some lag?

[karmic olive]

Ch that gains cd when moving (-1% for every 1% movespeed used or something)

[vague hatch]

and gains 0.5 movement speed every level but starts with 0

[exotic umbra]

Five of Garlic:
Every hundred kills, one second is added to time counter

[vague hatch]

Six of garlic: a relic that makes so you can buy more than one golden egg/click

[coral fulcrum]

character that has stats which get lower based on current moving speed (not holding any direction= full stats, fully holding joystick or other command method= stats halved)

[karmic olive]

Seven of garlic:
the next 7 effects cycle every time you lose health:

• +50% movespeed and +75% might
• +150% movespeed, +125% might and -50% max health
• weapons deal additional damage equal to 1% of the hit enemy’s health.
• 2x recovery
• 2x max health
• -20% cooldown
  The effects above get +1.01x intensity every time you cycle through all seven of them

[spice urchin]

Eight of Garlic

there is no Garlic you eight it

[vague hatch]

Nine of garlic:a passive that removes 5 passive slots but adds one every level(max nine)

[coral fulcrum]

twenty one of garlic: instant blackjack if you don't have other numbers drawn if you have more than one score you burn

[vague hatch]

weapon idea:portal gun. it can instakill every enemy and shoots very fast with a medium range. enemys only drop blue gems(also no chests or golden eggs) but every enemy you ,,killed" will apear at minute 29 with infinity hp and they despawn at 30 min after that the portal gun deactivates.

they are immune to instakill and have strong freeze resistance btw

[spice urchin]

nah they're saving that for the valve's the orange box crossover

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: booster
When your ch collides with its projectile, gain 2x movespeed for a short duration

Evo: particle accelerator (evo: bracer)
When projectiles collide with its projectiles, 2x projectile speed until they end

[vague hatch]

charakter idea: eudomia machine(idk if i write it right but im too lazy to google)

[coral fulcrum]

weapon power-sideways: turns a contra weapon 90 degrees counterclockwise

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana that reverse dmg and heal, so everytime you heal you take dmg, and every time you take dmg you heal. || overhealing reduces stats ||

[spice urchin]

evil game killer: every time you kill an enemy you lose exp

[exotic umbra]

Ten of garlic:
Creates evil garlic orbiting the player. Timer starts every minute. The player can damage evil garlic. When the garlic is defeated before the timer ends, all enemies are erased, attractorb is activated and growth is triple for its duration. When garlic survives. The player gains a 999% curse for the next timer.

Garlics done

Time for the next element of minor arcana

Second symbol maybe guns/wands?

[spice urchin]

one of Poe:
adds one additional poe

[hollow ermine]

negative poe

+1 character slot (from the default 1 character slot, with some exceptions, like bonnie)

make it so that ankh from balatro is an arcana where you can duplicate poe

actually wait

make it so that ankh effects weapon slots

e.g. if you have garlic, fire wand, and fleuret, ankh will copy any one of these and destroy all other weapons

[quasi ginkgo]

New chars joins the survivors||Balatro Poe card, Balatro Sigma card and Balatro Vampire card|| they start with all available darkanas || the more gets released within time the more darkanas they get ||

[karmic olive]

A coffin is added to every map in the game (not just the base maps)

[karmic olive]

A ch that gains armor when reviving and gains 1 revive every 50 levels

[hollow ermine]

add a coffin that includes the vampire

[haughty laurel]

A flying coffin boss that if it kills you, the current character is locked and you have to go to the location to unlock the character again

[coral fulcrum]

what if instead of [[flight]] some characters had extreme gravity

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Flight

[coral fulcrum]

they can't pass through walls, proving that it is a feature

[karmic olive]

A ch that gains +1%/+1/-1% of a random value every 0.1 levels (every 10% of the level up bar)

[spice urchin]

replace the background music in Carlo Cart with 'ASGORE' in reference to the best YouTube video ever

[karmic olive]

The best YouTube video ever is ish’s poor vs rich Minecraft civilization

[coral fulcrum]

add one whole zsz file in the game which does nothing

unless you put it in a folder unrelated to the game, in which case you get carlo cart as a mario kart wii custom track

[karmic olive]

Add cba by pressing the buttons in bat country in that order

[spice urchin]

item that changes your character into a random other character you have unlocked like the clicker from the binding of Isaac

[viscid ridge]

it only turns you into

[sweet bay]

Make Giovanna Grana bludgeon enemies to death with a trans pride flag for her "awakened" skin (see Retired Poe, etc.)

[quasi ginkgo]

New darkana Garlictizer: slowling turns your char into a garlic, after 5 min game time your char completely becomes a garlic gaining an extra wider range Garlic attack and become invunerable till stage time limit. Every time killing a Boss with this hidden skills summons a Poe for 1 min game time.

[coral fulcrum]

add the entire alphabet to bat country with more easter eggs like that (like cts and bti)

[echo lintel]

krs ass ral

[coral fulcrum]

i thought kris canonically gets named fun (if you edit the game to be able to type some variation of fuck there is apparently a technical difficulties jumpscare and you get named fun)

[runic lava]

If you skip the intro kris gets named krs iirc

So that should be the canon one

Ok getting kinda off topic here

[karmic olive]

Add a ch that gains 2x recovery and has a chance for enemies to drop hearts when defeated

[coral fulcrum]

Add a weapon selector which only has garlic, mini crewmate, bitterfly familiar, and the base circle effect from blood astronomia.

[karmic olive]

And another copy of that weapon selected

[spice urchin]

character who canonically drunk drives

[karmic olive]

How would one even get drunk?

Holy water?

[coral fulcrum]

wine, vodka, saké, and other alcohokic bevrages

[spice urchin]

ale

[karmic olive]

No but what ingame item/enemy could inflict such intoxication?

[spice urchin]

unique effect like the Megalo transformations

[quasi ginkgo]

whenever they equip Wine Glass weapon they can get drunk

[spice urchin]

yeah and it goes away if you evolve it to the meal ticket lol

[viscid ridge]

the manticore stings (in the bestiary) im pretty sure did something like that

[karmic olive]

What if curse makes the enemies drunker? They absorb more punches, get faster to a point where they stumble of screen and start forming larger groups due to alcohols social impact

[spice urchin]

their sprite is really big because the bring an entire wagon to battle like Merlinus from Fire Emblem

[coral fulcrum]

perhaps the apoplexy or the antidote could be alcoholic

[viscid ridge]

i mayhaps made a character inspired by the asgore truck meme for something else

[spice urchin]

it's never said what exactly is in the candybox I believe

[coral fulcrum]

a weapon

[spice urchin]

well anything can be a weapon if you're clever enough

[karmic olive]

Wait your telling me they fit a flaming wand, a deers head, garlic, laurel and a firework show in there?

[karmic olive]

You can make any weapon useless if your dumb enough

[spice urchin]

the candybox for this specific character is made significantly worse but it's also their starting item
the candybox has a candy in there for specifically them that has an impossibly large amount of alcohol in it (don't question it) and they get an additional candybox every ten levels that worsens their intoxication

[spice urchin]

real

[spice urchin]

if he gets to level 100 it's an insta-game over (alcohol poisoning :( )

like the reverse of Toastie

[coral fulcrum]

new weapon that acts like magic wand but with random images from google

[karmic olive]

A ch with +10 amount to start with and +1 amount every 10 levels (uncapped). Starts with +85% cooldown

[mystic pecan]

wait this is peak

[karmic olive]

Now it’s blue prince blue door

[vague hatch]

a ch with half hp but infinity luck and he starts with firework and hail from the future

[karmic olive]

Gold fingers still ain’t coming bro

[karmic olive]

A ch that gains 1 hidden gorgeous moon offset by pi seconds every time it triggers a vacuum

Max idk

[vague hatch]

a ch wich defangs every enemy wich hits him for 5 seconds

[quasi ginkgo]

new weapon || cosmic hands || now you will be able to run with || directer's hand || in all chars

[coral fulcrum]

discuss

[vague hatch]

they clap boosting a random stat on a random weapon(like a limitbreak upgrade)and the evolution trows coins and exp at you.it also gives a offensive version wich can shoot golden eggs,making one damage but bouncing of infinitly for 10 sec(dont need golden eggs as ammo)and the evo pulls a white reaper at the strongest target every 10 seconds.

[karmic olive]

A ch that has an insane amount of armor, but his max health is capped at 50

[vague hatch]

isnt it just nerfed dracula?

[mystic pecan]

max cooldown with waltz of pearls and your screen just becomes flashing lights

well more than normal magic wand would

[viscid ridge]

every weapon is just random google images

[coral fulcrum]

exactly

discus

[empty bramble]

okay that's actually smart

[mystic pecan]

yeah pretty good weapon

[spice urchin]

Ode to Castlevania 2 but all it adds is the Skeleton transformation from Circle of the Moon

$5 dollars

[karmic olive]

What if they were, they just never announced it

[violet cliff]

oh! when you get a chest, the game activates the microphone and lets you clap while the animation plays. the more you clap, the better the items that pop out are!

[spice urchin]

just make a new background track that is just actually awful and near impossible to listen to

[karmic olive]

The beginning forsaken

[coral fulcrum]

second darkana version of the beggining called the end which sends you to the credits

[karmic olive]

No after upgrading all of your weapons and passives, gain 20 more levels and 2x growth

[vague hatch]

no it gives +3 ammount for all weapons that arent your starter but -1 for your starter weapon

[mystic pecan]

give me 12 dollars

[vague hatch]

me 13

[ebon forge]

give me 14

[vague hatch]

15

[ebon forge]

6

[vague hatch]

15+7

[ebon forge]

6 + 7

[vague hatch]

15+6+7

[karmic olive]

-5

[vague hatch]

just one dollar cause its way more likely to get one then 15+6+7 and one dollar is still one dollar

[coral fulcrum]

new dlc where it's free at first but there is a weapon that makes you owe one dollar to poncle every time it activates

[vague hatch]

and its unbanishable

[exotic veldt]

Vampire survivors x scooby-doo or mystery gang. I don't know exactly that would work.

[quasi ginkgo]

in the end scooby-doo always makes an enemy revelation, no wonder they get a fake draculo and reveal it were sb nobody was thinking off.

[karmic olive]

They unmask Antonio and find the vampire

[vague hatch]

they find out that the vampire wasnt in another coffin but at the title screen

[karmic olive]

But that’s true tho

[spice urchin]

we don't know that

that guy on the title screen could just be a guy

who will be added in a future update

who happens to be named Draculo

but isn't related to the Vampire

and isn't a vampire

[quasi ginkgo]

the draculo there is either a puppet/robot/cardboard_image of the vampire

[spice urchin]

the guy on the title screen is just really into cosplay

[karmic olive]

It’s a wanted poster, we’ve been searching

[sweet bay]

DRIVING IN MY CAR

[karmic olive]

A ch who canonically speaks another language like Spanish, but when you change your language to Spanish suddenly its speaking Italian and so on

[exotic veldt]

I was joking

[karmic olive]

This is joke suggestions, of course your joking

[spice urchin]

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

[karmic olive]

Right after 15 shots

[karmic olive]

A ch that multiplies all stats based on amount

Except cooldown, revive and armor

[spice urchin]

add the egg seller as a playable character

[quasi ginkgo]

Add a char that each time revive loses all weapons which gets banished (sacrificed) on that run and pick 6 weapons randomly to continue the run after revive, that continues till no more available weapon to pick (which means the char lost all lives)

[karmic olive]

Add a ch that has a very high chance to get orologions from light sources, and very high base duration and -99% might to begin with

[woven dust]

Add Wugtrio

[karmic olive]

Diglet

[echo lintel]

add the squirrel from ice age

https://tenor.com/view/gifmiah-gif-19835013

[karmic olive]

Allow passives to be evolved by weapons they don’t evolve

Wings become pigs foot, magnet becomes grabby hand, etc

[haughty laurel]

Make karoma apply to bosses, guardians, and reaper

[quasi ginkgo]

make inverted time mode, where the run starts at 31 minute and diminishes and you need to survive reaper for 1 minute to be able to try the run on the stage

[echo lintel]

add ||eastwoods||

[coral fulcrum]

add an enemy on coop that has a 1/100 chance of dropping a golden egg

[quasi ginkgo]

golden egg evolution

[runic lava]

Platinum egg

[mystic pecan]

add egg
not too important, not too unimportant.

[viscid ridge]

add negative eggs

[karmic olive]

Add a ch that has a random stat doubled every minute, where the chance of a stat being chosen depending on how high that stat is

[coral fulcrum]

add gge

[quasi ginkgo]

Dissonance mode: randomize stage, weapons and passives every 5 minutes.

[quasi ginkgo]

Beat directer in a hidden stage and unlock new dimensions in all stage... in each dimension phisics works differently and with special stuffs. ||Example: 1) main, 2) bouncing projects cross the map and comeback in the other side/ 3) chests need to be broken (Hp) in other to be collected, close range only / 4) level up also applies to all enemies on the screen/ 5) all static area weapons (example Garlic) varies its range, when closer It becomes stronger, when Far It becomes weaker. / 6) Bosses have the same amount of revives your char has and they gain a random boost every revive. 7) ground AoE attacks like laborra walks in the same direction you char walks but with half the speed. 8) +amount also applies to collecting pickup so high amount also speed up gold farm and exp gain. 9) speeds (move speed, projects speed, clock speed) varies -50%~+50%, every 15 seconds, all of them randomly, It applies to everything on the run and randomly for each one. 10) pickup also have negative effects, healing also reduce Max Hp If It reaches zero it's game over, freeze (oroglion) also makes you char perma 5% slower each time, nft and sobertto (dmg dealing) also weakens your might 5% per time. 11) everything you used on your previous full run gets sealed (passives, weapons, arcanas, darkanas). 12) all at the same time||

[spice urchin]

if you play as specifically Juste Belmont it changes to Harmony mode

this is purely a cosmetic change, the gameplay is the exact same as Dissonance, it's just that the name is different, it's just a dumb reference to Juste's game's title

[karmic olive]

A ch that might freeze damaged enemies

[hollow ermine]

add poe 2

[karmic olive]

A ch that makes it so only green and red gems drop from enemies, and light sources only drop massive coin bags and pickups

[spice urchin]

if you want to know who is at fault for all of Vampire Survivors, please type into the secrets menu "itsallhisfault" after buying the Ode to Castlevania DLC

I am going to start blaming everything on Walter because it is all his fault

[mystic pecan]

waltuh

its all your fault waltuh

[coral fulcrum]

actually walter has nothing to do with the famine in 2021 rural italy, that was all a plan made by the evil Biscompte Draculò, when he bribed king Dedede sk he would steal all of the food (he missed a few chickens and pies)

[quasi ginkgo]

a floor chicken mistake surely

[haughty laurel]

Ginger
Garlic but branches horizontally
Unites with Soul Eater to create Tumeric

[spice urchin]

umamusume collab

[quasi ginkgo]

sudoku stage, ||you need to complete the sudoku on the ground before the stage end in other to really finish the stage || || when you stay in a spot the number changes after 2 seconds, you need to leave the spot when you believe the number is the right one || || after 30 minutes you need to endure the reaper to keep trying to solve the sudoku if you haven't yet ||

[karmic olive]

A ch that starts with +100% might, +1000% luck and -50% area, speed, duration and growth

Just because

[spice urchin]

horrible

I want this in the game

[quasi ginkgo]

I discovered a weird correlation to moons and char names in Vampire Survivors, Leda char a name of one moon in Jupiter. Portia is a moon in Uranus and we have Porta char, Bianca is also a moon in Uranus and we have Bianca Ramba. Game can get more char with moon name from other planets, Pandora for example is a name of a moon in Saturn, Deimos is a moon in mars, Nix a moon in pluto, Hydra is also a moon in pluto.

[quasi ginkgo]

requires vibrato calcolo relic, || the pun is a inplicit joke where kidney stones got oscillating rhythm distorting reality ||

[haughty laurel]

Alzheimer's mode: whenever a weapon is upgraded(including limit break)/evolved it is randomized to another with same total level and evolution stage

[spice urchin]

my idea for Alzheimer's mode:
if you have more than one item in your inventory, and those items aren't of the same level, then every time you level up, the level of your items will swap around, and it does allow level caps to be exceeded, but extra levels don't do anything

for example, if you have a level 3 whip, level 1 spinach, level 2 duplicator

level up - level 1 whip, level 2 spinach, level 3 duplicator

if you have an evolved or unified weapon and at least one other weapon that can be evolved or unified, the evolved weapon changes to another weapon in your inventory every level

for example, if you have the bloody tear and the magic wand:

level up - whip, holy wand

[quasi ginkgo]

surely this is horrible but opens the mind there could be secrets with a sort of an easy puzzle/enigma solving to don't bother much.... || maybe abc in bat country could link to a secret ||

[quasi ginkgo]

Alzheimer mode could also make the char lose sth (weapon/passive/arcana/darkana) after some time because he/she forgot to keep with it on during the run, after some minutes it changes and another different stuff is gotten again for another to be forgotten.

[exotic umbra]

Arcana that makes shooting weapons shoot in your movement direction

[karmic olive]

Add a weapon where its description says “Might deal double damage” but the chance is 99.9% so the player thinks they’re just unlucky

And make it so luck effects it exponentially less every 1% of luck you have, in such a way that you never get 100%

[wheat spire]

Throw coins at homeless people

[wheat spire]

If the chance is 99.9% then you're very lucky

[haughty laurel]

Give attractorb attracting aura so that reaper would be pushed away

[coral fulcrum]

anti attractorb which pushes things back

[quasi ginkgo]

weapon with knocksides effect, when it hits the enemy is pushes it to one side or another randomly. || if two or more enemies colides with that effect it deals an extra combo dmg||

[karmic olive]

Actual counterparts to arcana’s rather than more

[spice urchin]

"buff" to the attractorb that makes it attract EVERYTHING to the player

after getting it to Level 5, you can find the attractorb's gift: singularity

picking this item up crashes the game and explodes your computer

[karmic olive]

Let wings be evolved into “pigs foot”, which grants +400% move speed and the ability to fly

And Pummarola evolves into phoenix feather, which triggers a rosary when you heal from 50% health to full

Cursed mask evolves into Midas mask, which makes it so all enemies drop gold when defeated

[haughty laurel]

New arcana: stats beyond cap are now effective, but with diminishing returns

eg cooldown of -(90+x)% will make actual cooldown 10^(-1-(sqrt(x)/100))

[echo lintel]

darkana 20: your weapons becomes stronger the more weapons you have, but every 6 weapons the buff gets diminished

[haughty laurel]

eg area of (1000+x)% will make actual area 1000+sqrt(x)%

[karmic olive]

Darkana II: weapon projectiles never end, but end after hitting too many enemies. Duration affects amount of enemies pierced

[haughty laurel]

A shop that allows you to reduce eggs of specific stats by a typed in amount, capable of pushing stats negative

[coral fulcrum]

adventure shop that allows you to buy stages and characters from outside of the adventure

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana infinite spin ||inspired on jojo||, everytime this darkanas hits an enemy it enters in a infinite spin stance on the screen. || good crowd control ||

[karmic olive]

Darkana -6 (yes it’s a counterpart of the counterpart): allows weapons to be leveled up beyond their maximum. Evolved weapons can be evolved an infinite amount of times to add a hidden copy of themselves

[echo lintel]

add red circles
context: https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1365885239649632437

[quasi ginkgo]

(amount) affect red circles, and it evolves into fractals

[karmic olive]

A ch that has uncapped duration and +10% duration every time a projectile ends

[haughty laurel]

A ch that starts with whip and vento sacro, gains a random OtC whip as a hidden weapon every 10 levels, hidden whips are at level same as the number of hidden OtC whips, and transforms when fuwalafuwaloo is obtained and level is at least 100, which evolves all the hidden whips

Ch sprite being a can of whipping cream

[mystic pecan]

rerolls now cost money accumulated over the current run

[coral fulcrum]

infinite reroll glitch

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana that randomize spawn order of enemies on the stage, randomize levels of weapons and passive itens within themselves and randomize chests prizes

[coral fulcrum]

what if there was a lock everything spell which just deletes the save file and restarts the game without warning

[karmic olive]

A ch that gains +1% area per minute squared

[quasi ginkgo]

a char that loses 1 hp per kill

[haughty laurel]

new darkana that allows passive limit break, rarity is 1% of original passive, effectiveness at 10%, levels cycle for badge and box

does not appear in choices if at stat cap

[coral fulcrum]

vs keyboard with a special poe button that types the special poe character

[haughty laurel]

A ch that randomizes to one of the first 16 character's stage killer sprite with the corresponding weapon(s) as hidden weapon(s), rerandomizes every revival

[karmic olive]

A ch where cooldown is reduced in retaliation so technically all weapons deal retaliatory damage

[spice urchin]

have the Vampire Survivors teach the monsters to understand Google's coding (the monsters will simply get rid of themselves)

[hollow ermine]

Make a 1D Vampire Survivors

[quasi ginkgo]

make random events to have a 0.0000000000000001% chance to get give a clue where the vampire is

[echo lintel]

the clue is randomly chosen within like 10 possible parts for each player
you have to gather at least 10 players to make the actual clue

[coral fulcrum]

this is vampire survivors not animal well

actually you know what animal well collab

[echo lintel]

animal survivors

[haughty laurel]

vampire well

[coral fulcrum]

vampire well

[echo lintel]

indeed

[haughty laurel]

vanimal survivell

[coral fulcrum]

the bubble wand can send you up so the game becomes 3d

[echo lintel]

also make an in-game "console" that when accessed and used correctly gives clues for an arg
just like inscryption

[coral fulcrum]

you mean the forbidden scrolls of morbane

[echo lintel]

bubble wand gives you temporary flight

[echo lintel]

maybe

[coral fulcrum]

wheel makes you invincible but you die if you touch water

[haughty laurel]

create steam explosion when fire and freezing weapons collide

[echo lintel]

the explosion sprite has a small chance to be the logo of steam

[coral fulcrum]

if mille bolle blu or boo roo bolle touches the lava on polus replica it becomes minecraft cobblestone

[echo lintel]

if a super-hot weapon (eg. ) touches a water body (eg. the lake in lake foscari) it becomes minecraft obsidian

[coral fulcrum]

you can make a nether portal this way

[echo lintel]

permanently unlocks the nether (stage) if you manage to make a nether portal and go inside

[coral fulcrum]

if you make a nether portal in the nether you go to the overworld

and then you play minecraft in vs

[echo lintel]

weapons that are watery but not icy enough gets evaporated in the nether

[coral fulcrum]

that's just mille bolle blu

and hydrostorm

[echo lintel]

you can find an end portal in the overworld and if you attack it with it activates

[echo lintel]

also

[coral fulcrum]

it's more fire than water

do minecraft water bottles evaporate when you go to the nether?

[echo lintel]

hmm good point

acquazzone tho

[karmic olive]

A weapon that fires again when defeating enemies.

[quasi ginkgo]

darkana that makes all weapons gain a instant charge mode to raise its dmg but you need to click on the char everytime for the weapons to fire. || inspired on megaman charged attack. example for the amplified dmg is x1.15 normal dps of each weapon for the duration it was charging, VS clicker run. maybe one hit on the reaper ||

[spice urchin]

Adventure centered around Dommario where he tries to learn how to run and his new alt has — movement speed instead of -40%

[karmic olive]

Another Poe adventure where he learns to get +25 max health

We all want another Poe adventure

[coral fulcrum]

gallo adventure where he realises he had an empty tome in his hand so he starts using it

[karmic olive]

Diva no adventure where he realizes he had a crimson shroud on him the entire time

[echo lintel]

divano5

[karmic olive]

Imagine they add an adventure that’s just o sole mio doing dog things

Like chasing cats

And barking up trees

[quasi ginkgo]

O'Sole simulator mode

[coral fulcrum]

||chaos|| adventure where ||it just kills everything||

[haughty laurel]

Fleaman adventure where it learns the game

[spice urchin]

fleaman adventure where I throw it against a wall bc I hate fleamen

[karmic olive]

Secret adventure but since you canonically cannot see secrets unless you have the forbidden scrolls of Morbane un that adventure and since each stage requires you to unlock a secret character, you are unable to progress unless you use the wiki

[spice urchin]

make Dommario's surname Dommario

Dommario and Dolluigi

[coral fulcrum]

add an upside down version of the emoji (👇) which can be used to express disagreement with a message

[quasi ginkgo]

red death adventure where he needs to collect astral gear pieces in other to break whitehand invulnerability so that he can beat whitehand once || after beating whitehand the astral weakner gadget explodes and whitehand revive and beat red death, in the end we see a drops after that battle ||

[karmic olive]

Red death now starts with a maxed out and parm’s aeges

[coral fulcrum]

axe armor adventure where it gets six more axes every time it is beaten (the number in its description changes)

[sweet bay]

Touhou collaboration where Reimu and Marisa are just Fleaman 2

[karmic olive]

A ch that has -1 max health, but gains +2 max health per level squared

[quasi ginkgo]

fleaman 2 -> fleaman-sketamari where it just absorb enemy monsters that don't know the game

[quasi ginkgo]

new boss Orochiluigi boss spawn at 25:05 min in Moonspell dlc

[karmic olive]

A boss that freezes you

Or enemies who are weak to knock back, freeze, rosary, and debuff

[haughty laurel]

Metal slime enemies, aka high armor low hp high exp

[spice urchin]

boss that just runs up to you and punches you really really hard

it halves your health and then it disappears

[coral fulcrum]

character called george:
starts with georgeous moon

(Not to be confused with gorgeous moon.)

[spice urchin]

remove Herobrine from the game

[haughty laurel]

New weapon: Hexagram, evolves into Magnificent Sun

[coral fulcrum]

they did with the bugfixes and improvements update

[spice urchin]

item: :)
can be found in any chest at any time with a 0.001% chance
effect: instantly Alt F4's the game

[echo lintel]

dodecagram: evolves into black hole

[coral fulcrum]

you must see the signs

#1282537472844370001 message they start here

[spice urchin]

oh dear

[karmic olive]

Octogram: evolves into octahedron

[coral fulcrum]

kilogram: It has 1000 weight (or rarity in level-ups if you prefer that term)

[karmic olive]

Kilogram: it triggers 1000 pentagrams in a row

[coral fulcrum]

It would be 200 pentagrams since 1 pentagram = 5 grams

and 1 kilogram = 1000 grams

gram:pentagram but on one fifth of the screen

[spice urchin]

what the fuck is a kilogram

[coral fulcrum]

100 decagrams

or 10 hectograms

[spice urchin]

in the AMERICAN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 versions of the game it's changed to
well nevermind that joke doesn't really work that only works with Kilometers and Miles

[coral fulcrum]

Ace Attorney crossover in which, in every version except the ones for the united states and those 2 other countries, Miles Edgeworth is instead called Kilometers Edgeworth.

[quasi ginkgo]

1.6 Kilometers Edgeworth

[coral fulcrum]

Unfathomable

[spice urchin]

reference to the "you're not a clown, you're the entire circus" line despite that not being in the damn games

[spice urchin]

the Tyrfing now gives you -30% might upon equip

[quasi ginkgo]

now multiplies every gold by 1.000.000x

[spice urchin]

see you used periods instead of commas so it actually just multiplies it by 1

[spice urchin]

new character: Plinko
starting weapon: Iron Ball
starts with permanent +2 amount and Iron Blue Will

[mystic pecan]

picking up an arcana now gives +4 mult

don't ask what mult does they just give +4 mult now

[spice urchin]

mult is another amount for Plinko

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-silly-barbecue-epic-gif-15671709673230277519

[karmic olive]

No hitting enemies makes your final blow deal more damage

If iron ball deals critical damage, the shot permanently adds critical damage to the final blow

The final blow defeats enemies at the top of the screen with a projectile that pierces no enemies from left to right

[quasi ginkgo]

new pickup || noigoloro (inverted )|| effect: || heat the stage and speed up everything ||

[haughty laurel]

coop with more than 4 players, if player count >=6 then weapons/passives can only be obtained through map items

[spice urchin]

beating every base-game stage as of v1.0 as Exdash, Toastie, and Smith IV unlocks the Eternal Torture Dungeon

[quasi ginkgo]

gemeni arcana now applies to || || and make || second solution || || turning weaker by half ||

[spice urchin]

FNaF crossover

[coral fulcrum]

one night is 6 minutes

[spice urchin]

every character's starting weapon is jumpscare

[quasi ginkgo]

this way 3 irl days is almost 2 years in the game

[hollow ermine]

add this to the game

[karmic olive]

Add addition puzzles to the game

And a graphing calculator

[mystic pecan]

tou can

[quasi ginkgo]

|| || now has a 0.000000000000000000000001% chance per hit to summon || jubilee from X-men, if you manage so you unlock she as a playable char ||

[quasi ginkgo]

|| and also unlocks a hidden X-men Dlc||

[potent mantle]

https://x.com/AmongUsGame/status/1965461676473426388 Add Viper Vina and Detective Tina

Among Us (@AmongUsGame)

📣 NEW ROLES OUT NOW 📣

free update (v17.0.0) is out on all platforms featuring:

🔍 Crewmate role: DETECTIVE. interrogate Crewmates, reveal locations, solve murders
🐍 Impostor role: VIPER. dissolve corpses with acid (with a new kill animation!)

GET TO WORK!

X · Sep 9, 2025, 5:05 PM

[coral fulcrum]

for detective you get a notepad when you pause the game so you can take notes and you can see them during level ups

for viper, red skeletons from gallo tower, bone zone, etc. don't revive

[dense solstice]

There’s a .0000000000000001% chance any of your weapons will backfire on you,it’s not likely to happen,but there’s always it’s the idea your weapons have a chance to be your end 😈

[coral fulcrum]

except gatti amari which has a much higher chance

[karmic olive]

No Garri Amari just doesn’t exist anymore

[quasi ginkgo]

gatti amari gets a .0000000000000001% chance to mutate and become a more indominable feline like tiger, lion, whatever being even more dangerous to the char.

[karmic olive]

That’s called evolution

[haughty laurel]

new weapon: dogs, basically cats but only fights with cats, and normally only orbit around you (like bible) instead of straight lines

evolution is union with cats (not the eyes) into "The Zoo", also makes other animal weapons hidden, the weapon itself creates various animals with different movement patterns

New arcana that gives a random hidden weapon a limit break every level up

[dense solstice]

New arcana,you are completely invincible to everything but you automatically die after dealing a thousand damage,there is no avoiding this and no way to stall it

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana ||poecapocalipse|| you lose but the game continues || poes and garlics flood the screen, you see nothing else till the run finishes ||

[karmic olive]

Make cats kill able

[coral fulcrum]

Add the ability to get the same arcana multiple times (only through selection within the full deck). For gemini, it gives you a second counterpart of the weapon and a counterpart to the original counterpart.

[karmic olive]

Wicked wicked wicked season

[spice urchin]

make Gatti Amari instakill you like the white hand if they attack you

[coral fulcrum]

With 2 game killers chests are always 5 and also every time a gem hits an enemy it has a small chance to trigger another non arcana weapon in the special section of the wiki

[quasi ginkgo]

game killer killer instead of making the gems move, it indeed makes the screen to move instead

[quasi ginkgo]

Hidden unlock: || beat in a row 9 runs on different stages with with random level up getting random arcanas/darkanas to unlock char randomize selector ... in order to randomly choose a char with that unlock you need to go on random and touch and hold the screen on mobile for 3 seconds, and on other consoles you need to do the same but instead of touch you hold the key/button for 3 seconds to randomly pick a character||

[echo lintel]

opposite of queen sigma
description is he owes everything.

[karmic olive]

A ch that has 0 every thing to start with, 1 health, and no starting weapon

[coral fulcrum]

Character that's a flea, but also a man.

[quasi ginkgo]

|| jojo season 1 reference ||

[spice urchin]

prince beta

bc he's a BETA MALE /j

[coral fulcrum]

You can only get him in the public beta.

[karmic olive]

A third deck of cards

Instead of Darkana and Arcana

)arcana

[haughty laurel]

Sharkanas

[karmic olive]

Markanas

[spice urchin]

barkanas

[haughty laurel]

馬鹿な(bakana)

[karmic olive]

No they’d have to be downgraded

[spice urchin]

Bakugan

[quasi ginkgo]

if you manage to reach max in all counters interger limit on the game || for example: deaths, runs completed with each char, gold, gold spent, rerolls, floor chicken collect, amount of healed hp, and on || really in all different numbers counters, you unlock || first version of vs to play from the very begining ||

[spice urchin]

Death Note crossover but if you kill too many enemies you get your name written in the Note and you die irl

actually a Death Note crossover would go kinda hard

[karmic olive]

Make a beta for the next update before this beta launches

[mystic pecan]

add teto

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-kasane-teto-i-am-a-pear-pearto-gif-613662767852815438

[karmic olive]

A ch that has -100% might but scales might 4x faster and has uncapped might

[coral fulcrum]

Toastie does something similar if you take divine bloodline.

[quasi ginkgo]

New Boss Katydid, || you need to avoid killing It, otherwise you lose the run ||

[karmic olive]

But he has 1hp Hp * Level

Add to bat country if you type CBA on the tiles ABC

[spice urchin]

if you type ABA on the tiles you unlock the secret Guilty Gear DLC for free

[quasi ginkgo]

If you type ABBA you enter on Woodstock hidden stage

[karmic olive]

If you type BABA the screen goes black and your inventory is replaced with simple statements

Like: “ch_name” has “weapon_namex” and “passive_namex” and is you

[spice urchin]

if you type Baba you become it

[karmic olive]

It

[coral fulcrum]

if you type ABCCCAACBBACCBACCBBCACAB, you die immediately and get white handed also 15 of every reaper spawn

there is no reference in that one

[karmic olive]

If you type AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then spawn quantity doubles and enemies can pass through each other

[echo lintel]

add all letters in bat country
it now functions as another secret menu

[karmic olive]

If you type then you gain a hidden golden ring, and you can have multiple golden rings

[echo lintel]

if you type GASTER it [REDACTED]

[karmic olive]

If you type a swear word blood is enabled and enemy bodies persist

[coral fulcrum]

if you type vampiresurvivors it opens the game in another window

[quasi ginkgo]

all theses previous tricks becomes unavailable if you killed at least one bat in bat country.

[coral fulcrum]

remove the bats in bat country

actually swap the waves of the bone zone and bat country

the bat zone and bone country

[echo lintel]

inversed coop lv80 unlock: chicken country

[quasi ginkgo]

my bad, the counterpart is || several solutions ||

[karmic olive]

Il molise but the enemies are roast chicken

[coral fulcrum]

multiple problems

[coral fulcrum]

coop but the enemies are trees

[quasi ginkgo]

finish run with over 100k kills to unlock undead peppino skin

[coral fulcrum]

and dead peppino who starts with 0 hp

[quasi ginkgo]

he has infinite revives, each revive his max hp raises by 0.1, and he loses 0.1 hp per second

his music theme is https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Barely_Staying_Alive

[dense solstice]

Multiplayer exclusive passive: steal xp from your teammates

[coral fulcrum]

if you do the konami code with any contra character or if you play as mortaccio on neo galuga, you get 30 revives

[spice urchin]

if you type PersonaFour into the secrets menu the game instantly crashes because you have bad taste

[haughty laurel]

if you reroll 666 times in co-op you get kicked out of the run

[spice urchin]

If you reroll 100 times in co-op you will not go to heaven

[mystic pecan]

if you reroll once you die

[karmic olive]

If you reroll, all weapon projectiles are erased (you refilled the map)

[haughty laurel]

A weapon that rotates your screen and damage enemies that hit the edge

[spice urchin]

if you reroll you reroll

[karmic olive]

Projectiles now fire

[coral fulcrum]

if you reroll, the game skips your level, puts you at 100% exp, and subtely levels you down once

[spice urchin]

add Lind L. Tailor to my Death Note DLC idea

if you play as him you instantly die in-game and you can't complete any stage in the game with him

he is unlocked by killing 279024 enemies in the Death Note stage

[quasi ginkgo]

dealing project dmg and sound dmg

[coral fulcrum]

Since we have a vampire survivors board game, book, and maybe even a movie, why not have a ||vampire survivors video game||

[karmic olive]

A vampire survivors comic after the movie

[quasi ginkgo]

make vampire survivors to also run in GarlicOS

[karmic olive]

Make VS (5 S’s)

[karmic olive]

Make

[coral fulcrum]

conceive

[karmic olive]

Build

#🔨builds

[spice urchin]

7

[karmic olive]

9/11

[haughty laurel]

Hang of the Sane Sun

[karmic olive]

Tango with the Devil

[quasi ginkgo]

Pasta pickups

Fettuccine, Tagliatelle, Pappardelle, Fusilli, Rigatoni, Ravioli, Tortellini, Lasagna and others

[karmic olive]

France, Italy, Spain, Germany, Poland, Czech Republic, Vatican City, Netherlands, Turkey, Hungary, Greece, Cyprus, Portugal, Finland, Norway, Belgium, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Luxembourg, Russia, United Kingdom

[haughty laurel]

map as a weapon that fires countries as projectiles

[karmic olive]

Country size dictates area

GDP does not dictate how much gold the country gives, since gdp isnt the only thing dictating a country’s wealth.

[coral fulcrum]

#😁vs-memes message

it is a bit outdated

[quasi ginkgo]

Ravioli and Lasagna is a must have, too awesome to yet be outside VS.

[echo lintel]

also if alucard (hellsing) and cv dracula (megalo or not) are in the same run they implode too

[spice urchin]

in order to beat the White Hand you need to collect the Seven Dommario Souls

[coral fulcrum]

domluigi

[quasi ginkgo]

new weapon that summon tigers that does uppercuts to unlock the secret ghost not needing a spell on mobile. || tiger uppercut a reference to Sagat's move on Street Fighter franchise ||

[coral fulcrum]

wasn't sagat originally just beter ryu

[haughty laurel]

new arcana that multiplies the number of bosses by the number of arcanas you have

[spice urchin]

give Fleaman -100% Growth just to hammer in the fact that he doesn't understand the game

[coral fulcrum]

no don't do that it debuffs game killer

while we're on the topic of fleaman look at this one

[karmic olive]

A ch that has weapons banned innately, like fire wand and flames of misspell for a ice guy

[spice urchin]

pronouncing Joachim wrong instakills you in-game

[karmic olive]

Jassachusetts

[spice urchin]

you're only allowed to pronounce Joachim as they do in Lament of Innocence
which itself is incorrect

[karmic olive]

You have to say everything in a Danish h accent, or else your run ends

You have to give vs acces to your mic

[coral fulcrum]

is it like "huakim"

[spice urchin]

it's pronounced like "i-heem"
as far as I'm aware it's pronounced something like "yo-heim"
please correct me if I'm wrong because I am a fool

[coral fulcrum]

i just pronounce it as it is written

[spice urchin]

well every language ever is stupid so apparently that's not correct

it's 6:22am and some jackass with a really loud motorcycle just sped down the road I hate it here

[coral fulcrum]

well that's how my english teacher pronounced it

[spice urchin]

huakim tuah

[coral fulcrum]

also the a is more of an â

[spice urchin]

idk about the a with that funny lil hat.......

[coral fulcrum]

like in hit french word "âge"

can you guess what it means

actually add a stage for multiple countries where you can't see the weapons sprited in your level ups but the name and description are transleted to that country's language

[spice urchin]

I've never seen the a with a hat before

[quasi ginkgo]

new char that is a playable sketamari that only takes bullet dmg (4x) and absorbs enemies/hp in touch.

[karmic olive]

It grows larger with enemies, and is easier to hit when big

[spice urchin]

eat the sketamari

[mystic pecan]

sketameatball

[ivory sonnet]

Fortnite Collab

[echo lintel]

beatblock collab

https://tenor.com/view/beatblock-cranky-canky-bebloc-cranky-beatblock-gif-347085831068603536

[quasi ginkgo]

remarkable bosses survarrochi || or deathrrochi ||

[quasi ginkgo]

Planetary Bosses giving a random survarot per kill or randomly upgrading or downgrading a survarot the player already has.

Spectral pickups, It is the normal pickup but with an extra effect from another pickup

[spice urchin]

Grant Danasty TWO

[coral fulcrum]

more weapons count as knifes

[spice urchin]

Megalo Grant Danasty
it counts every weapon affected by Iron Blue Will as a knife

[coral fulcrum]

counts every weapon as a knife if you are aim it by facing forward

[spice urchin]

if you are aim it

[coral fulcrum]

yeag

[coral fulcrum]

add a math weapon where you have to do math to use it

[spice urchin]

no

[dense solstice]

New weapon: garlic 2

[quasi ginkgo]

Add a new duo char: Mathmagician and Grammargician, the first has a weapon that throws numbers and the other has a weapon that throws letters. They walk against each other protecting their back so they are always attacking in different directions like Gemini does in some weapons and pickups. If you get Gemini the attacks gets perpendicular coverage.

[tender narwhal]

[coral fulcrum]

Yeah but how about the quadratic formula.

[tender narwhal]

[spice urchin]

new darkana: Diurne
grants complementary items to hidden Gemini items

[coral fulcrum]

New darkana which switches gemini items with their standard counterparts (I think twice upon a time is cooler than eight the sparrow so i would rather use that)

[spice urchin]

new evolution specifically for Twice Upon a Time: Thrice Upon a Time
as soon as you evolve it you are forced into an unskippable cutscene and you now have to watch the entirety of EVANGELION 3.0+1.01: Thrice Upon a Time (2h 34m)

[tender narwhal]

The number of times you have to watch it is affected by amount

[spice urchin]

I'd happily watch it like 7 times while playing Bats Bats Bats

[coral fulcrum]

the length gets higher with duration

might increases the brightness

[spice urchin]

the movie slows down depending on duration

[coral fulcrum]

curse makes it slightly corrupted (you will get 40 seizures if you are using nightmare and are in 6 curse zones)

[quasi ginkgo]

Curse influencing the amount and frequency of ads while the movie goes on

[coral fulcrum]

projectile speed makes the projectiles in the fight scenes faster while wings characters faster when they are walking

the movie length does not become shorter it just makes the characters faster

[spice urchin]

depending on curse: there's a 1/2015 to 1% chance every second flashes one frame of (Evangelion 3.33 spoilers) ||Kaworu's head exploding||

[quasi ginkgo]

Waiting faster instance is activated and the char charges all dps he/she would do during that time to unleash as soon as you be able to control your char again.

[coral fulcrum]

recovery gives you more time to prepare yourself for when you start playing vs again after the movie ends

[spice urchin]

recovery increases the amount of times Shinji's dad Gendo hugs him

[quasi ginkgo]

Luck raises chance to get a new DLC release faster

[dense solstice]

New patch idea: ALL stats effect enemies,not just curse

[mystic pecan]

add a darkana that let's you have an extra weapon slot but you lose half your max hp for the rest of the run

basically black deck balatro but vs

[dense solstice]

Not half bad actually

Though it is largely irrelevant cause with certain stages,characters and arcanas you can get so many weapons it’s not even funny

[mystic pecan]

i mean it is kinda just hail from the future but you don't feel like your cheating so

[dense solstice]

Fair

Though half health is barely a downside at all

Cause in most cases taking damage means your gonna die,or your playing a character that would die from any damage or their just soo good they’ll never get hit in the first place

[mystic pecan]

well most darkanas are intentionally unbalanced so

[dense solstice]

True

most things in this game aren’t balanced

Eggs,most weapons tbh,hell you even get funny mechanics like literally make enemies don’t deal damage just for spawning

That’s this game charm,it’s intentionally unbalanced so funni number go up

[quasi ginkgo]

new option on menu that the player can enable or disable that allow chests to have a 5% chance to drop a portal nearby to join sb else run or for sb else to join your run. all progress on both run before mixing the run is also merged

[echo lintel]

add popeye
he multiplies all base damage by 10 if he has

[tender narwhal]

his other passive is that he's the only char w/ uncapped might

[echo lintel]

nah what if they uncapped might with an update

[quasi ginkgo]

After Boku no Hero DLC release with All-Might

[rose nova]

Coop option during stage selection to disable shared Arcanas/Darkasso. Each time Arcanas are offered, every player takes turn picking an Aracana. Players cannot pick the same Arcana.
Followers and Familiars still benefit from their master's chosen Arcanas/Darkasso

[dense solstice]

As imposter you are actually an imposter and now it’s PvP

[haughty laurel]

A darkana that simply uncaps all stats (cooldown? lol it is now frame rate)

[coral fulcrum]

but it caps revives at 1

[wheat spire]

Darkana that uncaps revives and caps all other stats at 1

[coral fulcrum]

revives are already uncapped

[spice urchin]

well it uncaps it again just to be sure

[mystic pecan]

darkana that multiplies all stats effect by the current level÷5

oh right cooldown

uhhh

it doesn't do anything to cooldown

[quasi ginkgo]

new survarots from ||pick-ups||, || cheese survarot: gain a Werewolve familiar every x amount of gold collected / Orologion survarot: every 8 seconds freeze everything for 0.5 seconds / Gold Finger: charm and cooldown bonuses per level up/ floor chicken: raises heal, max hp and recovery per second / Rosary: 100% chance to kill all enemies on the screen on level up, reduces 1% each level up til minimum of 10%||

[quasi ginkgo]

random morphs, each random name getting a different morph

[mystic pecan]

add the original starwalker in random spots on stages

[wheat spire]

pressing T blows up your character

[spice urchin]

when playing as Maxim, you can press w, s, sd, d, and space in that order to fully heal

[mystic pecan]

pressing G also blows up your character

[quasi ginkgo]

carlo kart racing mode that only let the char play with peppino

[spice urchin]

the skeleton at the end of the online co-op update video is secretly a reference to the rotting corpse of Bedman from Guilty Gear

[quasi ginkgo]

add achievements on google play for the player to gain exp in there and be surprised to gain +300 levels out of the blue for having 100% VS with all dlcs

[coral fulcrum]

add a passive that deals damage

[sweet bay]

add

[mystic pecan]

subtract

[spice urchin]

divide

[coral fulcrum]

multiply

[quasi ginkgo]

[coral fulcrum]

exponentiate

[mystic pecan]

square root

[radiant junco]

laplace transform

[mystic pecan]

cube root

[coral fulcrum]

tesseract root?

[dense solstice]

Misingno now randomizes your loadout (weapons,passives,stats,arcanas/darkanas) everytime it levels up

This includes teammates in co-op

Actually this unironically got me an ok idea

[quasi ginkgo]

when with hp critically low, doubles the chance to spawn floor chickens and add a 90% chance for gazebo to appear running to get the floor chicken before your char.

[coral fulcrum]

in like 3-4 weeks probably

[exotic umbra]

If we have the ultimate form of Genevieve in dlc 2, so why not ultimate forms of two other divine beings from this dlc- Luminaire and Sammy

[spice urchin]

Sammy is too powerful and Luminaire doesn't feel like it she's sleepy

[coral fulcrum]

but what about the true divine being (rottin ghoul}

[spice urchin]

dead

[coral fulcrum]

yeah that's what ghouls usually are

[quasi ginkgo]

[coral fulcrum]

add this drink as a pickup. when you consume it you die automatically (but it does help with hidden anathema)

[coral fulcrum]

Add one (1) random joke suggestion to the game in 1.14 (1.14). If it lands on this one, add one more.

[tender narwhal]

Ooooh I hope it's George washingtoad

[coral fulcrum]

Also, if it needs another suggestion to exist, add both of them.

[mystic pecan]

chaos 2

[spice urchin]

order

[hybrid pike]

Do an original DLC featuring characters from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Call it Regime Warriors or something

[coral fulcrum]

flying garlic: normal garlic can only hit grounded enemies and now flying garlic hits flying enemies

[stable badge]

A relic or passive that makes all characters on screen (ie: Players and Monsters) smaller by like 15% per level. reducing the size of hitboxes and allowing more dodging to occur?

[echo lintel]

pull a minecraft
make the major update after 1.21 be 1.21.1, then 1.21.2, etc
we're never getting 2.0 or 1.22

[coral fulcrum]

actually just put everything here as an april fools update

[quasi ginkgo]

it needs 1665 updates before room 1666 stage

[echo lintel]

1.21.666

[odd vale]

Ode to Castlevania 3.0; adds Aeon from Castlevania Judgement (the 2009 Wii Castlevania fighting game, with character designs by the artist for Death Note) as well as Judgement character skins for the 13 other Castlevania characters that appear in that game. :^3

[tender narwhal]

Who's going to get the golem skin???

[radiant junco]

Add reigen arataka

[odd vale]

ngl, i kinda just assumed golem was already playable

[coral fulcrum]

which one

almost every castlevania game has a different golem

except for rondo of blood and portrait of ruin so add that one

[odd vale]

after looking at the wiki, I've decided I like the Big Golem from aria of sorrow

its big

[exotic umbra]

Fifth card never existed

[coral fulcrum]

fifth card is mad forest

[mystic pecan]

add damn bird

[coral fulcrum]

damn

[spice urchin]

damn

[lime marten]

Make an update called "Non-tendo" and add characters that resemble Nintendo characters but look off (color or other details) and have weird names like

Marco & Lucci
Mule King
Lick, Zelad, Gorfendan etc.

You get the idea

[bronze wagon]

helmsman frog

[sweet bay]

add me

[exotic umbra]

Add crab character. Similar to ||stone skull|| but sideways and with other stuff

[echo lintel]

room 1667

[ruby plover]

give pugnala a provolone cheese png skin (and same for the rest of the coffin gang)

[coral fulcrum]

#1282537472844370001 message and that too for the ultimate belpaese

[spice urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-alice-in-wonderland-the-white-rabbit-look-at-this-time-is-ticking-gif-17400057

[coral fulcrum]

Why is mactwist related to that.

[heady fulcrum]

phieraggi + ||gunastrophe|| (1.14 weapon) union where ||the small guns shoot their own lasers along with the main phieraggi lasers from your character||

this is 100% a joke suggestion and i definitely don't actually want this. yep. yeah

[astral gazelle]

A character that is a weapon that shoots random VS characters at enemies.

[spice urchin]

iron lung collab

[wild notch]

shouldn't it be obvious that the things they should add in april fools is a vampire

[coral fulcrum]

No, it should be a fool named April.

[wild notch]

a vampire called Survivor

[coral fulcrum]

vampires aren't real

[spice urchin]

Jerma wants to have a word with you

[wild notch]

you can only play as him one time and once you die you'll never play him again, because he is the only surviving vampire

it'd be a great ragebait

[tender narwhal]

My checkmarks would be doomed 😭 😭 😭

[coral fulcrum]

He disappears forever, literally deletes himself from the game's code.

[steep bane]

they should add that one character from the vampire survivors drawing reddit post

that would be so cute

[buoyant drum]

they should add a union between draculo and jimbo for pride month next year

why? yaoi :)

[spice urchin]

Draculò and Jimbo should make out at this year's game awards

[coral fulcrum]

they should make out at every game awards

[echo lintel]

order rune
order malachite
order rosalia
order lazulia
order altemannaVS
||order egg||

[delicate grove]

Imagine a weapon and/or character with damage scaling based on the number of unresolved bugs in VS at any given time

[echo lintel]

a weapon/character that scales with how many members there are in the server (default 60k members if not connected to web)

[coral fulcrum]

weapon that scales with how many vs related things you have in your house (like cloves of garlic, or a magic wand from a generic magician disguise)

[echo lintel]

vamdle
its wordle but you guess vs things with given clues

[mystic pecan]

add wind up key

[coral fulcrum]

exclusive to playing on an the early version of the switch where nintendo left a small hole (the one people used to mod games and stuff, it was removed very early and now most switches don't have that)

[coral fulcrum]

the darkana counterpart to game killer allows pressing or holding a button to do something special with every weapon

[coral fulcrum]

change soma's passive to "every time you kill an enemy, you get a hidden weapon that represents that enemy well"

[ruby plover]

this is actually a good idea

[coral fulcrum]

weapon that makes a second pass when it's triggered, but the cooldown is always a second so it's just a third x2 speed but slightly worse

[coral fulcrum]

add weapon that takes half of a slot and a weapon that takes 1 and a half slots. there is a union of them and it takes 3 slots

[violet cliff]

oh! what if it were a darkana -- weapons use 1/2 as much space with 1/2 the effect -- like garlic would be a semi-circle instead of a full circle. Knives turn into half-knives, etc...

[coral fulcrum]

megallo galo

[astral gazelle]

A level where you fade in on a horse-drawn cart being pulled through a medieval-style town while some guy talks exposition at you for minutes straight. At the five minute mark, you receive a new weapon called that slightly knocks enemies back. Upon killing the ten-minute boss, a dragon, you get a passive item that allows you to evolve your weapon into something that pushes enemies back hard while damaging them. Eventually, you have to use a portal to go to a different map to fight the level boss, another bigger, stronger dragon.

[spice urchin]

new non-reaper enemy that just fucking kills you

[mystic pecan]

mad forest minute 28

[coral fulcrum]

you mean the many standard boss pippistrellos

[echo lintel]

you mean the atlanteans

[coral fulcrum]

gallo tower shooting stars