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[strange ridge]

1000 JST

[copper crescent]

Ah

[candid gust]

gdi

gdi

gdi

i forgot

i got 13 def wins

[scarlet tree]

Ah, ok.

[copper crescent]

Hmm

[candid gust]

shh

:D

[copper crescent]

[simple ravine]

[candid gust]

i mean

uhm

uhmm

[copper crescent]

Holy

[covert spoke]

https://fixupx.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2038993713922511054
wjat are they cooking

ブルーアーカイブ公式 (@Blue_ArchiveJP)

先生、もうすぐソラさんが休憩時間みたいですよ！
︀︀柴関ラーメンを食べに行くと言っていましたが、様子を見に行きませんか？
︀︀
︀︀#ブルアカ
︀︀#ソラの休憩時間

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 2:55 PM

[simple ravine]

wtf warlord

[copper crescent]

Sora playable

[covert spoke]

do not tell me shes beating erika

[simple ravine]

shop update

[covert spoke]

sora the most important student in the game and its not even close

[candid gust]

me slack

[copper crescent]

I mean, she could support sensei from the store as a special

[covert spoke]

how acquire consistent rocks and balls without sora

[scarlet tree]

Huge support.

[candid gust]

:archangel:

[copper crescent]

No easily elephs without sora

[scarlet tree]

You'll be playing hard mode without Sora.

[simple ravine]

https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2038994747440931049

BlueArchive (@EN_BlueArchive)

Only Sensei's true sincerity can open their hearts — a heart-racing(?) 'Total Assault' is about to begin! 💗

From the PV to physical goods and a whole lineup of digital goods, you can find everything on the special webpage!

➡️ See details: https://t.co/yix3SlmG6N

#BlueArchive

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[steep vortex]

bro what LOL

[simple ravine]

goz with heart eyes

[wicked vine]

https://x.com/en_bluearchive/status/2038994737747665237?s=46&t=Akh_A5mtogzKhWfn-usjMw

BlueArchive (@EN_BlueArchive)

We prepared digital merch that conveys the heartfelt sentiments of the Doki Doki 💗 Total Assault Bosses!

Please use these special Total Assault images depicting your everyday bosses in a new light, and set them as your background to decorate your devices in a lovely shade of

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[copper crescent]

Incredible

[candid gust]

wtf

[wicked vine]

aint gonna lie kuro freaky asf

[covert spoke]

subvitals would've loved that kuro

[steep vortex]

damn we got awhile till this releases

[candid gust]

WTF?!

[hollow saddle]

Where yesod and gebby nexon

[steep vortex]

dude binah blushes when you hover over him

[candid gust]

900 days already...

😭

[hollow saddle]

I can't believe it they didn't include them

[copper crescent]

Blusing binah

[scarlet tree]

2 years and half

[candid gust]

i am getting oldge

[hollow saddle]

https://youtu.be/qgWZFmwMSLc

Meanwhile jp

[candid gust]

i am sorry to say that i am f2p

[marble gust]

💀

[wicked vine]

wow

you canjot be saying that

[hallow plank]

Binah’s face upon seeing Maki.

[wicked vine]

oh hell nah

[steep vortex]

LOL

[copper crescent]

What on earth is happening

Since when are they this bold

[candid gust]

wait

[simple ravine]

wtf is this😭

[candid gust]

today is 31st

[covert spoke]

its 1st in real countries

[copper crescent]

It means april 1st in asia

[sand harness]

Alr 1st in jp

And kr

[hollow saddle]

Mate i'm still 31st

[sand harness]

[wicked vine]

its the 31st it must be real

[sand harness]

No wakamo in the artwork thus fake

[marble gust]

this is not real

[steep vortex]

hi wavecat

[simple ravine]

omg binah is a shrimp

[copper crescent]

Binah's groggy gauge

Groggy setup

[hollow saddle]

https://youtu.be/JV2Lk2HV0H0

[steep vortex]

[simple ravine]

[torn thorn]

[steady prairie]

https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3028&thread=3403458

just for formality

[sand harness]

Is this their apology for not giving us the jtf mob chan dating sim last year

[simple ravine]

is this just merch

[simple ravine]

get this thing away from me

[halcyon latch]

Actually cursed 🤬

[opaque dagger]

Time to forget about Hiero and roll for Hinataaaaaaaaa

[untold tusk]

Goz is green though not grey where is the consistency

[copper crescent]

This is unbelievably cursed

[pure vessel]

we datin raid bosses now

[opaque dagger]

Still no Mari on alt 💀

[sand harness]

You must kiss the fake ones for goz to go away. Choose wrong however and you're his forever

[pure vessel]

kuro kinda bad tho

[wicked vine]

they werent ballsy enough to include wakamo so we can fill her groggy gauge

[karmic hatch]

guess wrong here a bomb for ya

[karmic hatch]

or Kaiten

[pure vessel]

why did they make hiero a menhera

I fuck with it

[opaque dagger]

Bruh, people want Mine so bad

[sand harness]

Actually what if she's here but you're talking to the hovercraft only

[opaque dagger]

I cannot run away from Mine

[copper crescent]

Tsundere hiero

[simple ravine]

srkr ones are cute the rest are so cursed

[pure vessel]

oh shit what the fuck

why does jp get a 7 minute sora short

this isn't fair

[karmic hatch]

Dunno but Chessed feel like a pervert exhibitist

[candid gust]

i am bored

(checking attack consistency)

[pure vessel]

master shiba kinda bad tho

[steep vortex]

lmao thats funny

[pure vessel]

[steady prairie]

"paint"

where are you reading that btw

[steep vortex]

i had no idea srkr were animatronics

[steep vortex]

scroll down on the event page

[frigid oar]

I'm retiring from this game

[covert spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066655353158250548/1480752237520359586/slowedsmh.gif

[marble gust]

srkr are fine

the rest...

[gleaming wren]

ggs

[steep vortex]

you sure?

[marble gust]

not too bad

[solar knot]

abydos tsun tsun

[pure vessel]

hello fine shyt

[wicked vine]

https://tenor.com/view/kuro-blue-archive-srkr-raid-total-assault-gif-12840369816694887825

do you see the vision

[simple ravine]

ah its probably april 1st joke merch

[pure vessel]

ngl

it definitely would've been funnier if we had all the eldritch raid bosses

and also wakamo

just chillin

[steady prairie]

filling wakamo groggy gauge yes

[pure vessel]

💦

[chilly ibex]

You skipped the dialogue when you first encounter them

[frigid oar]

IM GOING TO FILL WAKAMO GROGGY GAUGE

[pure vessel]

me when I inflict wakamo with stun fear and confusion until she transitions to phase 2

[sand harness]

You must now rizz the boat

[pure vessel]

there are no laws against boats sensei

[sand harness]

Rizz the boat and it'll explode all over the beach

[marble gust]

does wakaboat even have groggy

[hollow saddle]

Rizzing missile guide launcher

[marble yacht]

Yandere hiero is not in my 2026 curse list

[marble gust]

only p1 cc gauge i remember

[candid gust]

https://youtu.be/f-3CTcJsaeo

legends will remember this

[hollow saddle]

Boat

[sand harness]

Boat

[marble gust]

for?

[west perch]

after 2 radars she explodes herself

[marble gust]

oh

[candid gust]

bunker

[torn thorn]

[orchid axle]

I got nuked

[tall glacier]

[gleaming wren]

i can fix jerome

[gleaming wren]

kurokage and it's just a black screen with a bunch of eyes

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@gleaming wren the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[gleaming wren]

shut up

[steep vortex]

thanks dyno

[hollow saddle]

How tf it gets here lmao

[marble gust]

guide this lost soul to #🔧technical-help

[candid gust]

black screen

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@candid gust the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[torn thorn]

[candid gust]

see?

[torn thorn]

black screen

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@torn thorn the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[torn thorn]

why do we even have this

[candid gust]

gph

[hollow saddle]

Mods forgor

[orchid axle]

black screen!

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@orchid axle the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[orchid axle]

[inner valve]

smh BA died

[torn thorn]

@mint sapphire can we get additional text detects for like, reroll guide, raid guide, pyro planner, etc

[idle rampart]

black screen!

[candid gust]

hello my dawg

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@idle rampart the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[inner valve]

hey oomfie

[steady prairie]

ngl next week it's just gonna be kurokage freaky domain in a black screen for like 3 teams straight idt i can handle it

[serene cape]

[Black Screen/Localized Network issue]

@steady prairie the solution is already provided. Please see the instruction for mobile or PC is right here on the thread >> #1462782203145752586 message
Option 2 normally resolves it. If issue persist, ask in https://discord.com/channels/890474004094263357/942656342504665108

[torn thorn]

Would unironically help in gph for commonly used resources lol

[idle rampart]

wait that's not an april joke

[mint sapphire]

because people have been asking about the kuro screen issue in various channels, so we wanted them to be directed to the post with potential solutions

[inner valve]

ssg warlord just like me

[candid gust]

r1 is boring

i had to spend my leftover tickets

😔

[hollow saddle]

Nice april fools prompt

[idle rampart]

Joe Cosplay!

[inner valve]

r25

[candid gust]

i got attacked 14 times today

won all 14

[marble gust]

"when reisa get new skin" too early to ask for another man

[wicked vine]

whats ur def buddy

[inner valve]

hows ur raid ?

[candid gust]

slacc/10

[frigid oar]

Raid sucks

[candid gust]

piss easy def

[lone widget]

wtf

[wicked vine]

let me see it then

[inner valve]

i used to be R6 but now R18

[vague glacier]

guys, i wonder what reisa's useful for

gameplay wise

[wicked vine]

#🔰gameplay-help

[torn thorn]

uzawa reisa

[candid gust]

i didn't know this def annoys so many people

[wicked vine]

reisa is a tank i think

[candid gust]

she is

[torn thorn]

Cc

• self cleanse

[wicked vine]

d4 shanako is annoying if no bneru

[inner valve]

can i mog you ?

[candid gust]

dw i will get myself back to saki

[vague glacier]

peroro unit????

[inner valve]

damn i need upscore my purple score

[supple star]

Yea

[wicked vine]

no shes not peroro unit

[orchid axle]

this felt slow

[wicked vine]

shes a pvp unit

[torn thorn]

I mean you can use her in peroro

[gleaming wren]

where did u get this from

[inner valve]

i love balding

[torn thorn]

She’s a various utility unit

[gleaming wren]

im looking at the webpage

[torn thorn]

Cleanse def down stun

[wicked vine]

https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/dokidoki

[candid gust]

oh archer's name isn't stylish anymore

f2parcher

[frosty tusk]

anyone has the translation of uakane kit

akane*

[tidal tree]

Wait, is this real or fake

[gleaming wren]

im clicking on them and nothing happens

[steep vortex]

scroll down

[lone widget]

bruh

[steady prairie]

scroll downwards

[gleaming wren]

wtf

thats a thing

[lone widget]

april fools heh

[candid gust]

idk it got pinned

[lone widget]

dude it's so cursed

[supple star]

Wtf is that description

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-1251875630135871970

[lone widget]

yeh this is from nexon

my fking eyes

[vague glacier]

also
i just got Mine just because I want a girl that can crush me to death
where is she useful for

[lilac grove]

anime girl confirmed

[supple star]

Binah is a girl

[inner valve]

this kinda sounds so lewd..

[supple star]

[lilac grove]

i just realised there's no static maki emotes here lol

[steady prairie]

[lone widget]

[marble gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031915219926138940/1447254408625913907/1765122719999.gif

[tidal tree]

Ah ok. I wasn't sure because of the "('s Fool)" part

[steady prairie]

This april fools is gonna make me a ball enthusiast bruh

[wicked vine]

let it all out chesed~

[gleaming wren]

me when i see students in swimsuits

[lone widget]

april fools comes early heh

[sly ice]

What the fuck 😭

[spice basin]

My eyes wtf is this

[sly ice]

Funniest april fools joke ever

[lone widget]

they know, we all know

[frigid oar]

its not comes early
its already April in KR

[supple star]

31st here yet

Hi Fiani

[marble gust]

5 nights at slumpia

[frigid oar]

Who the hell is Fiani ?

I am W

[wicked vine]

Weww

[frigid oar]

read Eww

[supple star]

[lone widget]

Wiani

[sly ice]

@worthy charm

[wicked vine]

w rizz

[sly ice]

Gozule look at you

[frigid oar]

Goz is still a fucking punchable

[sterile lodge]

binah is tsundere for sensei????

[lone widget]

thanks, im deaf now

[late pasture]

bird up

[gleaming wren]

the egg is spilling out

[torn thorn]

Wiani

[lone widget]

it's chesed

[raven rose]

[lone widget]

who is the tsundere

[supple star]

Hi @wanton pilot

[wanton pilot]

Haise Hello

[tall glacier]

Krkg, greg, binah, perorodzilla, escort jfd to name a few.

[lone widget]

but yeh

[wanton pilot]

Which boss would you date

[lone widget]

thanks for making my eyes bleed nexon

[lone widget]

Malkuth

[wanton pilot]

I'm taking binah

[lone widget]

[raven rose]

Geburah

[wanton pilot]

Good choice

[sly ice]

Wakaboat

(Just the boat)

[lone widget]

cuzz she has funnels

[vague glacier]

that's a given

[supple star]

Hmmm

[gleaming wren]

wakamo

[supple star]

I would date Wakamo

[lone widget]

imagine ur girl has fking nu gundam funnels flying around

[wanton pilot]

[odd geyser]

So you're telling me jp got to hang out with a jtf mob but we can date Goz?

[lone widget]

[supple star]

Wait

[lone widget]

ye...

[sly ice]

Gtfo bih I want to ride the cool hovercraft

[lone widget]

fking hell mate

[supple star]

Shiroko Terror is also a boss

[lone widget]

i wanna date jft mob chan

[gleaming wren]

shes not a total assault boss

[tawdry dune]

@covert spoke do you still have space on your alt with D.saori? my boss has a need for your D.saori, again

[vague glacier]

can I fit Mark 41 VLS cells in that boat

[gleaming wren]

doesnt count

[supple star]

Still a boss

[gleaming wren]

nuh uh

[supple star]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-definitely-would-jj-watt-saturday-night-live-yes-yup-gif-16291887

[sly ice]

Sure bro give it a go

[vague glacier]

huh, actually useful unit
glad I got her then
aside from her being on my top ten

[tall glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-game-punch-mine-gif-4890839126065593878

[sly ice]

Putting Hifumi in “the chair” while I date perorod

[tall glacier]

I see you like some tongue

[torn thorn]

uzawa reisa

[wicked vine]

top ten and dont know what she does

lowkey what id do too i guess

[torn thorn]

[sand harness]

Holy shit real midcap give me 10k

[wicked vine]

holy crap its mindcap

[candid gust]

we need zoink

[supple star]

Why so Uzawa Reisa, Archer

[hollow saddle]

Yesod

[frigid oar]

fake mindcap

[untold tusk]

Hod

[frigid oar]

the only Demon verifier GD player that I know plays BA is Varium

and he retired from BA long ago

Hard Machine guy

[marble gust]

my fav player is spaceuk

💯

[supple star]

I had a lot of fav creators but they're retired

😔

[frigid oar]

spaceUK fully redeemed himself when

[sand harness]

My fav old creator was probably ozpectro. Fexty is neat

[torn thorn]

Me got her in 10

planner is saved…

[supple star]

Burn him

[marble gust]

archer will double spark on fes

[midnight river]

Did i miss a GA ticket?

[marble gust]

[tall glacier]

It took me 110 for mine reisa

[proven dove]

This is truly peak

[lament gyro]

[proven dove]

Made me laugh out loud

[supple star]

Welp
||I got MReisa in 40 ||

[lament gyro]

[supple star]

Hi iqguy

[lament gyro]

Kill you

[supple star]

[torn thorn]

Got a spark to spare in case I need to

Double spark

Either fest or brio

[supple star]

Both

[torn thorn]

And then 400 for April limiteds

[supple star]

[torn thorn]

[marble gust]

chill bro

[supple star]

I have momos and story

Life is good

[torn thorn]

I have Samsung coupons

[supple star]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-gif-26506627

[odd geyser]

[supple star]

🦖 🦖

[hollow saddle]

[candid gust]

[orchid axle]

that was slow

[steady prairie]

[sand harness]

Unrelated but found this guy who makes a bunch of 'shitty' levels who likes plastering maki on the levels

[candid gust]

makiroll but there is no maki

[sand harness]

Mucky

[tall glacier]

she spooked me

https://tenor.com/view/konuri-maki-maki-blue-archive-blue-archive-maki-wave-gif-8825291380717028696

[dusky sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7CCOo2eSw

[sand harness]

I have no camp spooks

[sly ice]

Hello

[supple star]

What is daaat

[steady prairie]

I'm gonna start calling you pin aboos moonar

[simple ravine]

why do we need this pin in gpd

[tall glacier]

i got all of camp currently

[dusky sapphire]

Why do I need to answer this

[quiet raft]

I see you like being beamed

[marble gust]

exactly

[dusky sapphire]

[midnight river]

Because mod said so

[marble gust]

you dont

[quiet raft]

[sand harness]

Forever bricked with no chare

[marble gust]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-itagaki-kanoe-ba-kanoe-gif-7100288275703758989

[odd geyser]

Gameplay

[simple ravine]

you have bagen for useless pins

[steep vortex]

im making a ticket on you

[odd geyser]

Rizzing Goz is gameplay tbh

[tall glacier]

:subvitals:

[marble gust]

watch moonar delet the ticket

[quiet raft]

this channel:

[dusky sapphire]

I see a pin with a meme on your name

[steep vortex]

[candid gust]

my campaign, my legacy

[haughty bluff]

What in the peak is this

S-tier stuff

[dusky sapphire]

Anyway, that is necessary for high-end gaming in BA. If you dont watch that you are automatically a noob

[candid gust]

moonar scary asf

[dusky sapphire]

Im not

Just dont be on the bad side

[candid gust]

moonar scary

[sand harness]

Oh I forgot one cafe headpat cycle my account is bricked now

[candid gust]

i always am on bad side

moonar still scary

[quiet raft]

so are these the whale banners?

[supple star]

I headpat once per day lmao

[sand harness]

I do 8 every day

[untold tusk]

Is more like waifu banners

[steep vortex]

i used to headpat 9-10x a day on kisaki

now i at most do 3 lol

[quiet raft]

but reisa is good

[supple star]

Dedicated sensei

[untold tusk]

Reisa certainly not that good

[steep vortex]

those 15 bxp add up!

[sand harness]

Headpatting misaki and destroying yellow stone stashes for teddy bears

Praying for crafts and lace pillows

[candid gust]

"If Uzawa Reisa is good, what are you without her?"

[sand harness]

15-25 lesson bond exp too!

Or double

Who cares if it's another red winter area

[quiet raft]

Are you real?

[tall glacier]

[steady prairie]

Where lunatic 2pan moonar

[dusky sapphire]

In my sleep

[snow portal]

So wait global gets a VN but JP gets GTA6?
Isn't that backwards?
https://fixupx.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1377274484462219270/en

ブルーアーカイブ公式 (@Blue_ArchiveJP)

📑 Translated from Japanese

【Latest Game Info】 3D Action Adventure Game "Blue Archive" Release Confirmed! Thrilling Action Where You Can Rampage Freely Through the City! Latest Trailer Revealed!! Retweet This Tweet to Reserve the New Software! Luxurious Pre-Order Bonuses Scheduled for Reveal at 11 AM! #BlueArchive #AprilFools

Original text
【最新作情報】
︀︀3Dアクションアドベンチャーゲーム『blue archive』が発売決定！
︀︀思うがままに街で暴れまわれる爽快アクション！
︀︀
︀︀最新トレイラーを大公開！！
︀︀
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︀︀
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︀︀
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[untold tusk]

Yes

[steady prairie]

I wish you eternal sleep

[quiet raft]

at least on a "good to have" scale

[dusky sapphire]

That is too mean, I wish money for myself instead

[quiet raft]

[steady prairie]

but you need to do lunatics!

[candid gust]

uhhh

[quiet raft]

Aoba real

[orchid axle]

whatever

[marble gust]

lmao what server

[supple star]

They're aobing it

[candid gust]

stella sora community

got turned into

that

[marble gust]

oh im only in the official serber

[odd geyser]

[candid gust]

BALDER Sky

[candid gust]

we straight up aoba it

[worldly sun]

Who up aobing their spanna

[polar orbit]

peav what is going on with your profile

[candid gust]

what

it's normal

wdym

[polar orbit]

is it

[candid gust]

it is trust

[marble gust]

its the top player doggie wym

[polar orbit]

okay i will trust

[tall glacier]

[marble gust]

https://youtu.be/p2Z33xXe3r0 also foudn this

red finally doable?

[odd geyser]

the real way to beat red is to date hiero

[snow portal]

Hiero is a yandere

[odd geyser]

i can fix her

[snow portal]

You can't

[polar orbit]

[quiet raft]

peav is turning slowly into mr beast

[candid gust]

what

[polar orbit]

i hope he gives everyone in chat $500

[candid gust]

[sand harness]

@candid gust Get back on grief

[candid gust]

VERIFYING A 1.0 TOP 1?!

[sand harness]

Or not, wait for heliopolis to get verified then weasel the top 1

[polar orbit]

this site is amazing

[quiet raft]

100 bars in one go

[wicked vine]

HOLY FUCK

[odd geyser]

[feral jetty]

i wonder if there are any maxed subarus in EU

[odd geyser]

sorry somebody

but i can't pull subaru knowing aaris is coming into the game

smh NA

borrow my MAris

[torn thorn]

How bad is Maldris 1pan

[odd geyser]

bad enough I'm not even considering it

[torn thorn]

Does it need fuyu

Oh

Fuck I just want comfy 1pan

[odd geyser]

it requires 11 cost

[torn thorn]

[odd geyser]

and ue50 fuyu

[torn thorn]

Do I really need to 2pan

[odd geyser]

and UE60 comfy aris

[torn thorn]

:frozensmh:

[untold tusk]

How to get 11 cost though?

[odd geyser]

UE60 specials

[feral jetty]

i'm sure there's gotta be some subaru simp out there...

[untold tusk]

I could never

[odd geyser]

you could never whale too. I know you.

[polar orbit]

no crit mald for me sorry

[pure vessel]

I think I might be able to set up some ue60 specials after 5th fes

kisaki I can definitely ue60

[odd geyser]

https://fixupx.com/HakariMatt/status/1975594828491903256

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[sand harness]

And superbuffed???

[pure vessel]

honestly if I went for snagisa comp instead of nyharuka for yesod that would've helped me a lot in future content lmfao

and I could've gotten single digit

[untold tusk]

We are f2p

[odd geyser]

i am the only true f2p left in gpd...

[pure vessel]

but eh, went for #1

[odd geyser]

[pure vessel]

the price I pay for flying too close to the sun

[steady prairie]

just do the same thing but with smika and you don't need 11c

[odd geyser]

fr, i flew too close to the sun and got rank 1 twice in the same raid

[steady prairie]

not that hard really

[odd geyser]

i blame iroha, not aris

[torn thorn]

Ig I’ll try with own smika borrow whoyu

[odd geyser]

aris actually did her job perfectly

[torn thorn]

Wild that smika is BIS for blue lmfao

[steady prairie]

Nah she's not bis

[odd geyser]

nah bro

MAris is BiS

[steady prairie]

maris bis

[torn thorn]

???

[odd geyser]

its just that the prereqs are whale af

[torn thorn]

Oh

BIS for f2ps

[odd geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr1LqruThVk

[steady prairie]

[torn thorn]

ue3* smika is f2p so we can borrow whoyu

[odd geyser]

stupid af

[steep vortex]

if you can find one

[torn thorn]

?

…can you not?

I have like

At least 3 on my list

[odd geyser]

why does blue hiero tor bring out the whale ass timelines (until AAris saves the day and makes it f2p)

[torn thorn]

And that was on day 1

[steep vortex]

i have 2 but neither are ue40

[torn thorn]

Oh does she need ue40

[steep vortex]

debuff retention

[odd geyser]

she broke lantern on jp tor with aaris

also was tank and needed to block some shots so UE50 recommended

[steady prairie]

I recommend ue50 for cover blocking

but ue30 works

[empty verge]

True

[odd geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/wakasa-fuyu-fuyu-wakasa-blue-archive-blue-archive-ex-skill-blue-archive-fuyu-gif-15402694575256081633

[empty verge]

I'll borrow ue40 fuyu, hopefully its enough

[odd geyser]

f2p fuyu

[steady prairie]

never noticed fuyu absolute territory were that good

[polar orbit]

did anyone on NA actually pull subaru?

[desert sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-subuwu-wrx-sti-milanblin-gif-24305026

[torn thorn]

Took a while to realize ur whelstark

[feral jetty]

why are my borrows so scuffed for this raid

my one toki borrow doesn't even have T10 gear

[steady prairie]

gws...

[odd geyser]

[steep vortex]

my best toki is papis and he hasnt logged on in 2 months LOL

[polar orbit]

can i get one of those

[torn thorn]

Forgot whose toki I used

But was only ue3*

[polar orbit]

maybe not that one

[torn thorn]

Not even ue60 Psmh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066655353158250548/1480752237520359586/slowedsmh.gif

[polar orbit]

@snow portal smh my head

[pure vessel]

didn't she need ue60 for lantern break

I remember people scrambling for a ue60 fuyu

[snow portal]

What?

[odd geyser]

iirc, she shoots it twice on aaris tl so it didn't matter

[worldly sun]

This would require people to first care about arius

[polar orbit]

your toki is only 3 blue stars

[pure vessel]

ah

[snow portal]

Take it or leave it

[pure vessel]

yeah I think she needed ue60 to oneshot it though

[polar orbit]

understandable

[pure vessel]

lmao

[odd geyser]

nvm LMAO

[steady prairie]

Oh was it break with only kei buff

i remember ue50 fuyu does like 85% lantern hp

[pure vessel]

u e 6 0

[odd geyser]

UE50 borrow is f2p anyway

[true scroll]

[candid gust]

[true scroll]

[pure vessel]

how did they put so much smug into such a small toaster

[modern yew]

does anyone have this hw?

[odd geyser]

is cuter b/c smug but i have

[steep vortex]

[pure vessel]

lmao

[odd geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HjpdV13S3Q

[pure vessel]

dajin switching lanes

from one roomba to another

[polar orbit]

he has no loyalty. such a shame

[odd geyser]

id love my daughters equally but i ran out of gifts

[worldly sun]

White hair defeats blue hair

It’s a common theme

[empty verge]

Had to cream this greedy girl 14 times and give her a mac

[polar orbit]

what

[atomic arrow]

[pure vessel]

wait wtf

[odd geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQG8x4z6Gc this is the funniest shit tho and makes me excited for yakumo to show up

[empty verge]

She wouldn't lvl up

[odd geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9vJyjaSkLA

tbh, these attacks should generalize to any 850 that doesn't take cover

[echo walrus]

Anyone here from NA that have max m.arisu can i borrow?

[odd geyser]

[echo walrus]

Yes pls

[odd geyser]

BFTAOGRZ

[echo walrus]

I send it

Si-Crochet

[odd geyser]

added

[polar orbit]

dajin could you send me one of the subaru people friend codes if they have space

[steep vortex]

@charred crystal thanks for pinging me 🐐

[quiet raft]

is it really smug if their cool is lost in one second later?

[charred crystal]

Am mere average player 🐟

But yea I will give a shot tomorrow fr

[quiet raft]

[feral jetty]

this is good for a self cooked TL i think

[odd geyser]

pretty sure he's here in gpd but I forgot his discord ign

if he has the ligma you might be able to convince him to raise subaru

[pliant bluff]

[odd geyser]

i was too tired when doing headpats last night, i didn't even notice she came to cafe

[shell pond]

No way bruh

[empty verge]

Where's the recipe, chef?

[shell pond]

subaru got 2 l2ds (atleast one is not obtainable)

[torn thorn]

Reisa politely waiting for her table to be free

[supple star]

I hope my f2p club and friends have a ue40+ Fuyu

[odd geyser]

me f2p club does

[supple star]

Gotta check

[odd geyser]

[empty verge]

My club been slaccing

[odd geyser]

ask the homie if you need

[feral jetty]

i can show you but you better have a strong enough sroko

[odd geyser]

kilo gonna mald and UE50 her anyway

[echo walrus]

I realized this one is freaking expensive and i can't do it no matter what 🥀

[odd geyser]

yeah. I can't do it either chief

[supple star]

🦖

[supple star]

Nice

[echo walrus]

I didn't notice the 11 cost until i feel something wrong 💔

[odd geyser]

I watched the hw carefully for 11 cost when I saw those specials

and yeah, that first DAru is tight af

[supple star]

[echo walrus]

I see this guy on the leaderboard of the last TA and GA

[empty verge]

This enough?

[echo walrus]

Supper fossils

[odd geyser]

kilo's younger than me

[cyan ether]

i wonder if my sroko can 1 shot

[feral jetty]

she can you need to stab mald

[feral jetty]

depends on if that's high stab or low stab

[empty verge]

Average of 3 tries

[echo walrus]

Is this possible to do when i borrow toki or i have to build my own toki?

[cyan ether]

possible with borrow

but bald

[marble gust]

they fixed the bug i think

[cyan ether]

yea

[supple star]

Ue60 specials

Dang

[fallen scroll]

oh my god
waifu goz

[echo walrus]

I don't know man, i don't see anyone did 40m scores in NA, at least from now

🥀

[supple star]

Too early

[polar orbit]

my life has come to this

[fallen scroll]

almost def downlet

UE d.aru but only 4* rio and kiki smh

[polar orbit]

i refuse to ue my special buffers

too whale

[supple star]

Wtf SHanako

[steady prairie]

wait what are you doing on team 2 if you're using imari daru kisaki rio here

[polar orbit]

great question

[steady prairie]

you didn't plan this out did you

[old rose]

[polar orbit]

no no

this is part of the plan

[steady prairie]

what's your second team then...

[polar orbit]

great question

[gleaming wren]

your family

[polar orbit]

yeah

wait

[old rose]

what the fuck is this

[fallen scroll]

[polar orbit]

french toast

[fallen scroll]

freaky binah

how does one make a toast that big

[polar orbit]

carefully

[pure vessel]

|| https://i.imgur.com/KlIdhUi.jpeg ||

perv to perv communication

[fallen scroll]

Binah is like 5 kaiser buildings long

[pure vessel]

he's quite average sized actually

[fallen scroll]

wdym "average"

[pure vessel]

[old rose]

new raid coming out in 319 years lfg

[shell pond]

hi does anyone know best healer for hiero

[marble gust]

imari

[shell pond]

I don't have Mari track nor idol one

[echo walrus]

I.mari probably

[empty verge]

Thanks, will try it once I get a toki borrow

[polar orbit]

kokona

[shell pond]

Well.... About that

No kokonut either

[polar orbit]

swimsuit atsuko

[shell pond]

that works

but then again

[polar orbit]

koharu

[shell pond]

I kinda need skiller

[polar orbit]

band natsu

[shell pond]

ig

I got koharu

[polar orbit]

oshig

mreisa

[gleaming wren]

i guess you have none left

[shell pond]

I'm using two healers reisa and koharu

[polar orbit]

banger joke

[shell pond]

nah nah

we got it

[severe steeple]

just namin every single healer

[shell pond]

we are cooking

[polar orbit]

after s.atsuko i feel like it's kinda just "throw kivotos"

[gleaming wren]

bangre

[severe steeple]

double healer is great if their names are imari and Kokona

[severe steeple]

when do we get to Fuuka?

[polar orbit]

never

[severe steeple]

poor fuuka...

[polar orbit]

fuuka exists for nyf bond stats

[pure vessel]

fuuka bg that gives her 600% ex dmg buff on her ex when

[fallen scroll]

watch it become similar to hanako's bg

[marble gust]

FIRST TRY

why the hell is blue easier than red

[fallen scroll]

wakamo for hiero 🛐

[marble gust]

didnt even reach 5 stacks in the end

[true scroll]

slop tl 🚮

i went for comfy

[marble gust]

me when the

[feral jetty]

would you happen to know anyone with a maxed subaru in EU perchance?

[inner valve]

Hear me out guys

i am

venven

I am real deal

[odd geyser]

Hear me out guys
i am
dajin
I am true f2p

[inner valve]

go back to corner

[solar knot]

it isnt

[steady prairie]

He's just coping that he doesn't need dhina

let him be

[inner valve]

[supple star]

Give server

[solar knot]

leaking server

[inner valve]

private server

[pure vessel]

aight done with the story

do feel like the pacing went kinda wack at the end

but eh

I kinda get what jp was complaining about arius ch now

the buildup was good

and then the climax was like a wet fart

[polar orbit]

[pure vessel]

whatever give me maia now

[odd geyser]

we f2p stay plat

[pure vessel]

I need to brutally headpat her for days on end

[inner valve]

eeww jp

in my days we bald on eu

[inner valve]

we single digit

[empty verge]

Found a fellow f2p player

[pure vessel]

ayo

this set of crafts got me eating good

6 yellow gifts 3 purple gifts one stn

[odd geyser]

[solar knot]

[inner valve]

eu ?

[solar knot]

what day 1 malding feels like

[solar knot]

asia

[inner valve]

why asia

not eu

[sudden cypress]

I had a run that was 5 whole seconds faster than the hw from insane crit, but I didn't know and restarted the run

I basically threw a god run

[polar orbit]

D:

[sudden cypress]

I'm sad

It is what it is

[inner valve]

even in wuwa we gold it

[torn thorn]

ssg briccurian…

[cyan ether]

dont even know anyone who pulled her

[feral jetty]

it's over...

[old rose]

maldris it is...

[empty verge]

Someone here has ue50 subaru

But dunno about max

[polar orbit]

wait wakamo is actually super comfy wtf

[feral jetty]

i would if i could

[polar orbit]

this was first try

[feral jetty]

what are you expecting me to do with maris without rio imari

[old rose]

oh

[marble gust]

look how shit red is

[old rose]

is 15m remaining comfy?

[polar orbit]

first try

[supple star]

||not really||

[old rose]

agreed fuck red

[empty verge]

My toki borrow will save the day trust

[sudden cypress]

Isn't light tor really easy to 1pan though

[marble gust]

no imari

[sudden cypress]

Ah

I see

[feral jetty]

no kokona either?

[marble gust]

yes but kinda shit at 1pan

[odd geyser]

yall don't make f2p backup teams?

[feral jetty]

what do you mean

[empty verge]

Ue30 Rio sucks

[feral jetty]

are you just copying imari hw or something

[steady prairie]

Oh wait your kok too weak to bruteforce

[feral jetty]

not even bruteforce

[steady prairie]

i forgor

[feral jetty]

you don't need to bruteforce anything to wanpan red torment

[opaque dagger]

Red Tor wasn't hard smh

Blue Tor is stupid

[proper oyster]

Stupid in what way?

[marble gust]

holy

i groggied right when it was about to insta kill

LOL

red is so ass

[opaque dagger]

Your best option outside of Aris Maid balding is to never groggy Hiero, and also having to tank with Mika Swimsuit

[odd geyser]

[untold tusk]

Looks f2p enough
Though did you 9x refresh for UE60 SAtsuko

[marble gust]

no imari be like

[odd geyser]

full arius meme was funny but this is comfier

[feral jetty]

okay pro tip

[feral jetty]

go on youtube and type "ヒエロニムス torment 市街地 before:2025-04-01 after:2024-08-01"

wow! suddenly you have an endless amount of imariless wanpan hw!

[marble gust]

lol nagisa ue40 basic heal

did find this but my dako basic not maxed https://youtu.be/t12JuVX834o

[small mirage]

[odd geyser]

lmao that's actually a crazy amount of dmg for this team

[marble gust]

lmao

[odd geyser]

[small mirage]

I don't... I don't have sao-sao...

[odd geyser]

ngl, I almost forgot subaru was arius

[polar orbit]

[mint sapphire]

should do this to gpd too

[odd geyser]

hi joe

[mint sapphire]

shop reset reminder

[summer dew]

ty im emptying eligma 2 shop rn

[west perch]

no one here needs that reminder, surely

[brave totem]

[marble gust]

i forgot to buy bounty shop

do i buy or save for new shop

[brave totem]

buy

[west perch]

not the first time I'm sitting on reset like this

acceleration sadge

[brave totem]

same

[west perch]

bruh I'm even gonna be doing daily luna next week

how to spend all that coin

[marble gust]

gws

[west perch]

hey kkg daily luna should be pretty easy at this point for me

like I'd be shocked if I could do yesod daily luna and not kkg

[odd geyser]

Daily reset and headpats <t:1774983600:R>
Sensei! The Expert Permit and other monthly shops will restock at reset!

[west perch]

I have a ue40 mreisa and ue40 oshig I'm not using in my planned 2pan clear

[orchid axle]

I didn't notice bagen got redecorated

[copper surge]

Which raid is this? blue hiero?

[west perch]

not to mention the boshi team, ue40 ichika, momiji, 3* kasumi, yukari

[odd geyser]

red hiero, oops my (DHINA/TOKI) didn't crit

[copper surge]

right, i need to use all my coins

[bitter tundra]

What the..

[old rose]

anyone know why my wakamo is perma dying

actually relies on seia/kisaki shield?

[west perch]

is curse landing on her

[old rose]

no

[odd geyser]

that kisaki shield sad

probably hp transfer too

also sad seia shield

[west perch]

oh hey another use for UE kisaki shield

[old rose]

maybe i'm not canceling one of the big yellow aoes?

[odd geyser]

I remember healing limit break UE kisaki shield mattering for a raid

I forget which one atp tho

[bitter tundra]

Should I buy all the growth mats in bounty shop?

[old rose]

but i don't think any references groggied for that

[bitter tundra]

I got 10k

[fleet narwhal]

how about we mute YOU !

[bitter tundra]

I mean blurays and tech notes

[simple ravine]

guys should i buy 25 s shizuko elephs or save for next month

[fleet narwhal]

you wouldnt survive joey !!!!

[simple ravine]

actually i can get enough for 30 if i claim cafe and get pvp ap

[brave totem]

save

[inner valve]

monthly reset

[old rose]

6x sshiz or 2x smika & 2x snagi...

[stuck valley]

I'm not clicking on that

[simple ravine]

dajin pro what should i do

[odd geyser]

oh that's messed up

I think I just save some TA coin on jp

[gleaming wren]

Volume 6 might inspire me to start playing Harmonica