#Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩
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Reiek Tlang, serlul A, Dilmawi, sakawrhmuitual Tlang, Vantawng falls so far
Still figuring out places so I might add or remove depending on the distance and the days I stay
Not many
I don’t know much about Aizawl
Okay ra
💩
U
No it’s you
👿
@trim juniper chai pls

Whaaaa!!! a cute gal ra mama
Your gf
I am single 
What a lie!
Stop spreading misinformation 
Yeah his gf thats u
This is the correct and confirmed information
your source is giving you flase info
My source is you, you gv that info
Stupid source
Are you high ? 
Yes you are high
Stop smoking shit
Hahahahaha
What a joke

So funny

That's you right now
ik
That me bored of your stupid joke
Sala.. i will come and beat you up da

You don’t have to come, i will come to your place to beat you up
I don't see you coming to Hyderabad

Why do you want me to see coming there?

I didn’t say I want you to… I just said I don’t see it happening
I won’t make it happen by telling you
That’s fine, some things don’t need to be said
Exactly

oi chai lagao
ek mereko bhi
chotu masala marke ek chai
chup
bana warna bata dunga
kisko
🤣🤣
#cafe☕ message
chai lagao yar didi
☝️ ek idr
Get the hell out of here
Bikharis aren’t allowed here
tapri's new customer ?
huh serve the chai fast
Nuh
chai lagao dusre server se bhi order karu kya?
Kisi bhi server pe nhi milega
Ok chotu 2 cup chai
tum 2 cup chai lagao yr
Get out please
I don’t want negative customers with negative vibes
No
laga warna tera abhi khel kahatm
tu chai laga warna partner ko report hoga
Kon partner
Konnnn
chai wali pfp thi na wo parso
pcihle din
dono chai bana rahe the
tag kiya kar maar khaeygi tapri wale
chai lagao ab
@trim juniper 2 chai cheeni rok ke malai tok ke
@trim juniper 2 cup chai fas fas
Tere sar pe marunga hatora tok k tu behosh ho jayega rok rok k
First chai then u can think about doing all this
In your ass
chai de warna maar padegi
Chu k toh dekh, tera sar podh dunga
wo to mey chahta hu pehele chai

@trim juniper chai laga jaldi
Ek hot chocolate 
chal tu chai laga chotu
Oye jassi chai laga
Hi khaleesi 😀
Heyyyy
whats a cafe without tea
I am breaking the stereotypes
Hi 😀
What’s up ra
Came from work, u?
Me is chilling re
Nice
no gib some good tea. spill some
this tapri is for tea shutta only ra
@trim juniper chotu 2 cup chai
I gave bad review In Google
As if i care
Chai fast
Chup fast
Hello Khaleesi
Room hai
You are everywhere bro 😂
Hiii
Stop misguiding my customers
Who's Khaleesi?
hru ra ?
the mother of dragons
Hello
who's the daddy of dragons then
arey ye kaisa sawal hei
I am doing oaky
Where are you now
Hyderabad..
I will mostly come over there in June or July
@trim juniper - lookie! you left the other group?
Umm yeah
Good, it’s raining here everyday
not spewing bs is free, try it sometime
Yeah!!! Heard about it and same can be said here too
How’s Amit shah ka fever in the city today ?
He is in Guwahati?
Yes
what is the goss? 😛
No goss, i just simply left.
Ye cafe der raat tak bhi chalta hai?
Tuje cafe me dhundh rhe the, tu idhar chupke betha hai?
mein?
mujhe kyu dhundh rahe the?
Mujhe ek hot chocolate de do
Koi badhmashi kar rha tha cafe chat me toh logo ko lga ki wo tu h
Haan muje bhi chahiye 
Toh aap malkin ho de do
Mera cafe me nhi milta hot chocolate 😥

mein ja rahi hu fir

Bahar ek tapri h woha mil jayega
Gib me one too🥺
Achaa woh dusra Naruto
Woh bahut hi badmash hai
Aunty ek chai
Tu bhi badmash hoga
@red parcel chal chotu apne tapri me isko leke ja aur chai pila
Tere tapri k customers mere cafe me aa jate hai

Arre nahi ji
Mein toh bahut bhola hu
Par meine suna aapke cafe mein chai badi mast milti hai
Main nhi sell karta chai
Chai is for poor people
I am rich cafe owner
I am also rich by heart ji
na na chai is for everybody
But i need money in my bank acc not in your heart
I drink white tea that is for royal people
Not for poor people
Paiso se amir toh koi bhi ho jata hai par dil se amir bahut special log hi hote hai
White tea mein woh maza nahi jo chai mein aata hai
Hiii
Lemonade me woh maja nahi jo santre ke juce mein he
Dating apps mai wo maza nahi hai jo discord mai he
unkil aap matrimony side pe account bana lijiye
Chup hoja ...aur chai laga
Cheeni rok ke malai tok ke
Tere sare daanth thod dunga tok k
nahi nahi gussa nahi karte
aajao chai pilo
malai chahiye?
Notty horra bkl
Oh my god
this looks so beautifulll
Golden brown texture like sun......
Sahi baat boli bhai
i'm with u
Chup
Mere cafe k bahar chai piyo
Yaha naahi
Chai toh yahi banegi aur yahi pee jayegi
Naahi
Yeh owner ka order hai
Bahar jao
arre aise kaise
customer is always right
Ghanta
Idhar owner ka chalta hai sirf

Kaise owner ho yaar
Koi hai hi nahi tumhare cafe mein
Sab chale gaye

Haan sab wo tumko nhi dikh rhe


mujhe toh koi nahi dikh raha
Hellooo.....
Koi hai yaha pe.....
Shey, ekdum khaali
Arre bahane mat maaro
Accept karlo
Your cafe isn't going well
Pheli baat toh you aren’t my cafe customer
So please LEAVE
Obviously i'm gonna leave
you're just bullying me
Tumko badi hasi aa rahi hai?
Haan aa rhi hai
Tu fir bhi nhi gaya yaha se

Dami un hurrr
Ok
Hurrrr phurrrr
Ok ok
Khaleesi officially fired her brain cells due to summer heat
It’s not summer here yet
No i didn’t
You fired your entire brain along with brain cells
Your brain doesn’t exist only
Are you talking yourself ?
@trim juniper take me to Shillong 
You are responding to me because i am talking to you not myself

No
Well sometimes it does feels like you’re talking to yourself ra
Why ra 
Then why are you responding? Let me talk alone 
maH LiFE, MAh rUlEZzzzz
Are you schizo?
No i am not
Why sus??
u talk to urself
You are replying to me, why does it look like i am talking to myself???
No sense at all

what does this mean then?
I meant to leave me alone
i won't leave u alone
don't make that face
u need help
Help from you?? Lmao

Awwww
bichari
Awwwww
don't be scared of help
Cuz i don’t wanna people think that you lost it 
Go help yourself
Lost what?? First try to find your own lost brain.
Help me help you
Don't reject the help
It's good for u
Who are you to help me? 
Nobody
Just a helpful person
Oh my godd😭
this guy
the ending of this anime😭
What is the name?
thenks I was wondering which anime it is
Kids stuff
sure
kabadi wale ko bulao
saste mey nipta dete ye tapri ki jagah saaf toh hogi
bilkul
waise toh dating spot bhi bana sakte hey
bana lete hai
no abhi toh 25 bhi nhi huwa
1 cup chai pls @trim juniper
Ye abhi tak band nahi hua
Ikr, i am too tired of it. Gosh so annoying
Sure with jeher?? Yeah yeah
Why not
i'd love to have that chai
wo bhi aap bana rahe ho toh wo waise hi jeher jaisa hoga
Haan pi lena jeher
pilado
pls kardo
pls
didi yar fast
yar
yar ye toh pani hai
wo toh ab barish ki mausam waise hi aarah
But nobody asked you to come😕
Why are you here
it's free society
I can go anywhere i want
Then why complaining? 
Because this cafe doesn't serve chai
Yeah it doesn’t
And that is clearly mentioned on menu

What menu menu menu
do something out of the box
it attracts customers
Go make some chai
I have good number of customers, and obviously you aren’t one of them
what do you mean?
u hate me?🥺
Why i will consider you as my customer when you kept on complaining 
The vibe is good here
but the menu is shit
Add chai
Can I get a cold coffee please!
Leaking my videos

Sure, but outside of my cafe
That’s chimpanzee not monkey
then wts the point of keeping a cafe moon of my life its hurts
i am gng
In my cafe i don’t serve coffee
wthh no coffee???
Ek glass pani dena
Look now
No coffee mean no coffee, what else
What thing
I’m sorry ra
I'm not that much of a fan but coffee lovers wouldn't like it yk
didi dox hogaye aap toh
Sorry for what?
They can have it somewhere else
Gif hai wo
You sent a crying gif na

Yeah 
@trim juniper hi hai wo
She's gaslighting us
Gaslighting for what?
That's ur real face right?
😮
What 

@trim juniper hiii ji
Helloooooo
Hellooo
Kese ho ji
Yeh dead nhi hai bas shaanth hai
Yeh toh hamesha se ded tha
that's me
Can I get her? Here
Chotu chai
Umm no
it's a cafe buddy
Check pinned text
now u can leave sir
we don't serve broke ppl
but i'm not good at it
i'm good at charming
Please go inside kitchen, used utensils are piling up
You will look better than charming if you start washing utensils
Chai isn't available here bro !! Let's go to another cafe
Will come here when we will have more than 5.5k
Let's have chai ☕ 🍪 for 20 rs I know one place
A cafe has no name
"Arya's Cafe"
Yes please go away
I want premium customers
Not beggars

rules are rules
i'm sorry
hire somebody else for that
I'm more than charming for this job but i'm still doing it
I already have enough people for serving
I haven’t given you my permission yet

So then give me the permission
i'll attract more customers
They are bad at their job
Nope, i am not giving
How do you say that? They don’t work under you.
I can say whatever i want
but it's the truth
Stop judging my staff
They are very honest and loyal
Okay but they are not attracting customers
It's a cutthroat society
You gotta make changes for the profit
How do you know? I am getting high profile customers
You just don’t see them
I don’t want crowd i want premium customers
So delulu
wake up khaleesi
there are no customers
the cafe is empty
Why you wanna see customer??
You aren’t customer
You either wash utensils or leave
respectfully
haan haan tum toh chahogi mein chala jau
but i will not
hmph
Good, bartan dho lo abh
You will break your back.. stop doing such stunts
I am expert in it
Breaking your bones
Breaking people’s bone
Good one
hey 👋
2 chai
gunda bhai
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It's the menu here

Just helping u the unburnt
2 chai
Do bundh zeher ki
The number of planets is correct but not the orbits 
let me go back to 5th standard
plich

how was/is the day
Decent. Some good thing some bad thing happened today
Let's see how it is tomorrow
Wbu?
just same day going me trying to avoid things as usual
which will cause anxiety later xd
hope for good day hehe
Do you take any meds?
no no not nowdays
i was on medicationi back then
then i thought i will cope then shit happens

It's okay, life goes on. Start believing in yourself step by step
You don't have anything to lose. Fake some courage and imagine that you have completed whatever you are afraid of
Start with something small
Cleaning your room, completing your assignment etc
It will add up over time
karta hu fir break hojata hai
same cycle repeating only :((
ab nhi rona yehi hora karke hehe
Yeah pata hai. Life aisa he hai
Keep trying, you will break the cycle
Muje 7 years lage depression se nikalne ke liye
Time lagta hai
mera 5 saal hogaya bhaiya
try kar rha dekhta hu ab kya kar sakta hu
Kush nahi. Try karte raho, kuch backlogs hai?
ha wo toh hai 1 sem lagega maybe
Okay. Try to do something. Ek project ya kuch. It will help in focusing your mind
Konsa stream?
cse
merko ab pasand nhi
but thoda bahut security wagera aur coding toh aati hai
shatap chotu di
mera toh already game baj chuka hai chotu didi
Help me too
Konsa game
Use AI bro. You college might have some subscription or you can student version. Ab hand writing code ki zarurat nahi hai. Just know how to solve problems
Time lagta hai, till you accept yourself
Tab tak try to follow a discipline, do some physical exercise. The mind/heart maybe fked but the body doesn't have to
There's something called exercise out of depression. I went running for many years, every day 3km
It helped in getting mental strength
If not running, do something else
ab toh man hi nhi karta email toh tha college ka ab expire hojayega wo ig
Khabi khabi bina mann ke hi efforts dalne padthe hai
It's a safe state for heart, to not try anything and not see any results
But tumhe push karna padega
wahi huwa
try kiya but procastination stop kiya
merko sab aata tha mostly ab tak job hojati :((
Time khatam nahi hua
Ganti nahi baji ab tak
Blindly try karo
khatam hai lagta hai
one last try dekhenge ab
agle ab agle saal tak back clear huwe toh
Okay. Try try 
This makes sense
I am shy to join gym because i left in middle
What they will think if i join again hehe
chotu kahenge bas
It doesn't matter what they think of you
Do it for yourself
They will think for a day or 2
They have their own worries in life
Yeah that true
How do you deal with negative environment?
Depends. Best thing is to leave it, it that's not possible try to fix it. If that also is not possible, start ignoring it
Keep it simple. focus on what’s in your hands. What others think isn’t your headache
2 cup chai chotu dii
yar
Gun point pe rkh kr padhao plich
i remember this guy
i used to watch his videos
i forgot his name

He is a influencer or comedian?
Thik h book tickets for me
yeah comedian kinda
he is used to make skits around anime characters
Okayyyy
Next week Wednesday
Done 
Mere ghr wale yese interest dikhate mere padhai pe haha
Education is important

Unko bolo dono degree apne gend me ghusaye
Wahi bolta hu ab 🫠
Call bhi barely karta hu hehe
Relatives se toh dur hi raho ywar
Bht jehrile hote h

Mere toh papa aur bhaiyya bhi padhe likhe hi the lol
Unko kya hua?
Tu hi toh bol rha
Aap bhul gaye baate
Please change your bio
This is your task for today
Dinner abhi?
Abhi banaungi
Kya ban rha aaj ?
#🍜foodies

Yo choti dii
Whatsup
Downbad is moi life
Khana bana rhi hoon
Mere liye bhi
Lowest pe
Bhai tu agr hamesha ese sochega toh depression se kese niklega
Jitna tu negative sochne me laga rha hai uska adha positive bhi sochlega toh kuch aacha hoga na
Tu momo kha
Try karta hu didi
But ab kya hi kar sakta hu uske alawa
Bht kuch kar sakta hai, jada soch mat apne improvement me dyaan de mentally and physically
Yar kal kehete kehete late hogaya ab toh
:((
Chotu chai
Kya late ho gya?
Time gone
Yar kaise samjhau aapko mai
Bol na, kon rok rha h tuje
Open space mey vulnerable hojayega
Dm kar de toh fir



