#Khaleesi's Cafe ☕🍩
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Just get out now
I already asked, which legal department you belong?

I am the owner ra
why you asking abt the legal department

why are you so obsessed with the ass

Why you are obsessed with my cafe? 
my cafe ?? ziggaaa stfu ra 
I will beat you up right in front of my cafe

zigggaaaa stoooop ra
... Just get out of the cafe
u ignored me like my crush ra
i asked if this chat room was for got discussion u paid not attention

No discussion ra. You can create chat room with like minded people or a topic

ahhh i seee
Yes ra 
Any meetup on church street today
Oh didi has become member of JBD. Wow
Yasss
We don’t meet unknown people
@trim juniper
@empty river
Gundi behen Khulassi
So cute
Baby

send
Pls keep my cafe respectful
You're just 2nd owner
Nope! 
And you are the waiter of my cafe, don’t frgt. I pay you. 
i was waiting all the time
Lol
Isn't it the other way around?
Kal lassi milne ka samay ko Khaleesi bolthe hei
Logic left the chat
Wanna hear some more lame jokes? 
No thanks, i just woke up
I don’t wanna ruin my day
Tell me mom jokes

Yas
Will think of one and tell u soon
Ok i am waiting
Please take your puppy outside ra
chotu 1 cup chai laga to
What kind of shoes do bananas wear? ||Slippers||
That is not mom joke
That is my cafe pet , he is marking territory
The worst joke i ever heard
Time to kick out Khaleesi again

Who are you to kick out? I will break your legs before you kick
Anyway helps me with places to visit in Mizo
I am not from Mizoram 
But you have friends ra Assamese
chal chotu koina 2 cup malai marke with masala
Do you even know india map????
jaldi karna warna mar padegi
Chai utha k tere muh pe phek dunga
Tera haddi todunga
ha muh se hi pini hey itni kasth kyu mey khud pi lunga just banakr rakhde
chotu ko jyada taklif nhi deni
reverse chotu
Arey i meant you must have friend in Mizo na 
I will go ask in NE server instead sala @trim juniper 
Will tell u more 
You tell a mom joke.
It ain’t your cafe anymore. You shaaaaadddup and leave now

What does a house wear? ||Address||

Stop talking or i will break your face
Why do we all hate volcanoes? ||Because they are ash-holes||
oee chai bana jaldi
What is the term respectfully called to the person who is addicted to alcohol? ||His highness||
Tera halwa bana dunga
abhi bhuk nhi just chai
How did the computer get fat? ||It had too many cookies||
Mere cafe ka bartan do phele
I will come to NE and kick ra mowaaa

You don’t know my address
share karooo 
Obviously no , duh
wo to cafe wala dhoga

Yemeni coffee try
Scared? From you? Who kept monkey as his pfp????? Lmao
Nhi tu dhoyega
Out of my menu
nhi to wo aapka kaam solely
Nhi free na khana nhi milta yaha, phele bartan dho
pay kar raha hu jaldi chai lagao
dhona khud
Mere cafe na menu padh le phele
Chai nhi bechti main
Badha aaya chai pine

lies you were serving few days back
chotu 2 cup malai marke
Andha hai kya? Chasma laga
Bhag
Nooooo
I’ll start one tho
Wanted to have a cafe of my own
Khaleesi hates all of us 
sidha banao rona band kro warna pitai hogi
aapki bhagne ki umar hai jaldi kro
All the best
Thnx 
It’s only you
Tera belt treatment chalu karungi ruk

Age shaming kar rha buddhe?
wo rona nhi fir jaldi jaldi kaam kro
buddhe ? atleast 5 se jyada age differnece hogi so banta hai

Nikal yaha se
Okay dadaji
Kaleeji in khaleesi cafe?
wo to aapki nikalne ki umar ho rhi 
im younger cant be data or unc
Daath todh dunga tera buddhe
Buddhe unc dadaji mamaji chachaji
Yup you scared kitty 
chalo chalo jaldi bhago pehele bahut time hogaya
aur kuch missing ? fir bhi bhago time hogaya hai already
So??? Tuje chai nhi milega
Buddhe
In your delulu
chup chap chai banao warna belt
Say the one who is still being delulu owner of the cafe
The cafe is khaleesi’s cafe, which is my name. Then the delulu is you not me.
You is delulu.. Khaleesi is a character name in the series not yours

Then who the hell is spacemonkey? Isn’t it delulu enough?
Spacemonkey is the owner of the cafe

Go see your face in mirror before saying that 
🪞
I’m looking at it

You are the one trying to invade my cafe, so get out
Show me your ID? I need to know which legal department you belong?
Abey dummy! I showed paper to prove that I’m the owner so I’m asking you to show your proof

What maal you smoked????

Not me, now leave my cafe. Too much drama you did
mera chai nhi aaya abhi tak
Yes you. Leave the cafe now. Sala 
Shut up
Pay please
How to pay
Owo cash to me
| Aura, you currently have 6,240,546 cowoncy!

Shussshhh
| Kenzo, you currently have 1,029,459 cowoncy!

Give 1 million

Give it to me

Yes
tapri wali chal 2 cup chai
@trim juniper
Chup gadhera
Sala.. @trim juniper stop looting my customers. Leave the cafe now
I will break your teeth
Main owner hoon gadhe waiter nhi
Nikal abhi
Get out
2 cup chai banao fir
Chup
direct interaction no waiter needed
2 cup fast
firse wahi baat , bhagneki umar aapki hai
Nai tu hi piyega
no merko to sirf tea chahiye
lekar rahenge tea to
tea serve karo fir ban
you have to das an order
chal chal tapri pe chai bana
first serve rthe tea
Inspirational
Don’t forget to get a mini ladder 🪜 for yourself
I am taller than you
Now that’s a good joke 
chal chotu 2 cup chai again
Whts ur height
Im 5’4
Age 21
mine is 5'6ft , age i wont tell
are you challening me ??
how many times i have to tell you to stay away from my cafe? please take your cat and go away
Ur tall 
Yes
Yes i am 
Yes chotu
1 cup chai pls
Zeher du?
Who the heck is chuto
chalega chai mey dal dena but chai to banao fast
Tu gadha h kya?
@slow sierra stop typing and get lost
you need a table or ladder for you see your face in the mirror
aap gadhi ho confirm karoge to fir kuch bolunga us subject pe
Please leave my cafe you rude chotu
Why 5’6 would need a ladder
My ass
Good joke ra 
It needs a kick
Chup, teko bola chai nhi bechti fir bhi bhikari jesa chai order karra
chalo mehengi coffee lagao
Joke is your monkey face
jaldi jaldi
Kick you
Shaaadup Delulu Khaleesi
I will send gundas to beat your ass before you reach to Assam
Zeher pi le jaa
Chup kar gajini
Kya order karta h khud ko nhi pta
Hawabaazi sirf
coffee bola na
ab jaldi coffe nhi aaya to aap gaye kaam se
ye option menu mey nhi hey
Bhag! Coffee nhi h mere cafe me. Menu padh phele andhe.
wat cafe >? this is chai ki tapri
thele se operate kar rahe ho fir bolte ho
chai aur coffee dono lao warna
You don’t even know where I’m from 

Kon bola thela hai yeh??? Kuch nhi milega
Your IP address is enough to find your location 
Oh please i am not delulu
Aura is AFK: AFK - 2 hours ago
Chup chamkadar
Sure 
You can try
Ohhhhh you is
Tried and succeed
What did you smoked again?????
tapri wali chai lagao
Tho bolo where I am from 😝
Says the who is always high
dadi yar chai banao tapri pe
Gobar khale wale chamkadar
Uganda
Fake ass hacker you got over there
wo aapke liye
shit di ki jagah dadi hogaya tha
I am not the hacker, i gotta team who works for me
Well of course!!! They can easily make a fool out of a fool like you bae
🤣🤣
Yes and you another big fool who is making joke on me

Gundi Behen Khulassi
CHUP RAKSHAS

@trim juniper where is my chai
I will give 1 star
My cafe is already 10 star
What a rude worker
Negative rating along with shaming
Shame on you, because you failed as a customer
Khasi tapri is worst no service and still using bad words
Go and serve a garam chai
FYI, ratings are out of 5.
10 is IMDb stuff.
I don’t follow IMDB rules , i make my own rules
Rule part I'm not sure
But u make the worst tea
I don’t even sell tea
Menu where
Btw this is rhe worst tapri I've ever been too
and worst of the worst waiter and majdoor @trim juniper
Cudnt agree with you more
I am sorry.. @trim juniper is a friends so i was baring all her nonsense. I think it's i kick her out
Check pinned message
But i disagree with you
This is cafe not tapri
Shut up
Stop moving your mouth
You shaaaaadddup and leave
Omg fancy shi
Hey can I get my first drink for free !!
Obviously no😊
chai pls
@naive elk i need you here😭
Chup
For?? 
i thought something nice pfp
ab chai pls?
I already said no
few chai and im gone else your choice
My choice is not to give you tea
chai lagao warna kidnap
Sorry is appreciated
we still want our chai and momo
Wa tapri walo pe bahut ghamand 
Woh to aap aur aapki tapri hogi ab
Warna Jaldi jaldi chai banao 3 cup
Khud bna k pi
Handicapped h kya
Lol

Kuki yeh tapri nhi h, apne ghar jaake chai bna h pi
Idhar mat aa bhikari

Ye tapri hai aap delusional ho jao chai banao
Wo gift maaanga tha bhul Gaye?
Mera cafe hai muje pta hai kya bechna hai, tu apne ghar chai bna

Kya gift?????
tapri wali didi pls delusional mat bano aap aur chai lagao
subhe subhe mood q kharan kar rahe ho
#cafe☕ message
@trim juniper
chai pls
2 laks
200.000/-
Bhag
are yar aap to order hi nhi bana rahe ho
Ek kadak adrak wali chai ho jaye.
Owner order nhi leta
@torn sorrel Tell him to make tea for you
It's ur cafe not mine
Rename to kyrax cafe I will serve the best tea without getting any hate
Why you think i am gonna listen you? 
Yes
tapri par to owner hi majdor hota hai
nhi tea to sirf aap ko banana hai
momo aapki intern ko
@red parcel @torn sorrel Tumdono niklo yha se 🩴
Chai dedo yar nikal jayenge
Nai dunga
dono ko chai pilado yar
yesa q kar rahe ho tapri kholkar
ruko ruko ye tapri hai
emergency chai pls
warna kuch bhi ho sakta hai
jab tak chai nhi dete
Kya kar lega
kuch bhi ho sakta hai
isse accha chai pilao
Phele kuch kar toh
bolrahu usse accha chai pilao
chai pls
chai lagao ab
chai oi tapri chai laga
bhaut polite hogaya ab
warna
Esa ghusa marunga na, mujra karega jbtk behosh nhi ho jta

aapka kaam khud dekho aur merko chai serve karo
Teko gobar dunga, wo pi lena

dimag nhi hey kya wo pete ho aap ?
wo pine ka chiz nhi
aap chai lagao
I will put u chokeslam if u disrespect customer @trim juniper
chai pls @trim juniper
What is chokeslam?
I can give chokeslam too
chai to aap hi banaoge jitna bhi ro abhi
Main nhi ro rha
Jaa re, main jaa rha abh kachori khane
Chai k saath

this is unacceptable behaviour
what serve the chai re
Lol i accept my behaviour
Who are you to not accept
No
proud tapri customer
uda dunga , jala dunga tapri ko
chai cup pls
wo intern ko momo bhi boldena, aur aap chai lao
@trim juniper chai?

Ek chai hojaye
Free nitro de fir chai
Nitro redeem code: TAPRI-OWNER-CHAI-JALDI
Nitro doesn’t require code
Mere dm me nitro bhej
Bhikari
Redeem it under gift section
Send
T4PR1-0WN3R-CH41-J4LD1
Asli code de
Asli hai try kar
Also 10k gift vouchers included
Scamming people from my cafe 
I will gv you once punch

Mai
Go to sleep
idhr chai banti hai ?
Sab to chai maang rahe hey pure chat par
Nai milta bhai

Menu pinned hai wo padh lo
Ha uppar dikha to isko tapri bolrathe log
Oki ji par jhut to nhi bol rahe ho na
Milta hai to bana dena
Tapri nhi h yeh
Jo menu me likha h wohi milega
lie lie lie
ok chai addition?
Customers aren’t allowed in cafe without dress

What is this behaviour

@trim juniper
Shame on you giving me thumps down to my cafe then asking chai
You won’t get anything
Get out

I gave both up n down check
Now chai laga
mera chai ka order ignore ?
I can’t i am busy drinking my chai
chup hamari chai lagao tapri se
Esa marunga
chalo tapri chai aur sutta lagao
nai
Meri chai pls
nai milega
Tapri band hai kya?
Taala laga de, koi nahi aane wala.
already customers han, tumlog niklo
no
Customers are like as god
No manners this tapri worker
Get us ordered chai with snacks
you should
else this tapri will be gone
touch my cafe, i will break your face
there is no cafe
thats tapri
my ass
its always was a cafe
serve the chai or the tapri will be handed over to garbage collector
tapri*
you cant
check the chat above everyone says its tapri
will for sure , or serve the garma garam chai
!
who all?? its only you and @red parcel
Yes
many ,check around, kyrax , chimera , me , kasth and many more so its tapri
kasth and you are same guy
no both different so now make 4 chai and sutta for all
yes
its jus u calling it cafe
Hey khaleesi you running a cafe?
this is tapri

@trim juniper tapri pe bahut customers hai chai lagao to sabk liye
Chaii
chai here too
Gundi behen khulassi
damn idhr kya chal rha
@trim juniper chai pls
dedo yar
chai
Chup nikl yhse
😂
chai dedo warna aapka khel kahatam
@trim juniper hlo hr 
Khud chai bna k pi
Hiiii
aur ghr par sab sort hogaya ?
mai bhi jina hu didi
chai laga oi
Hlo koi hai
Hey
Hey
Hello
Hello
No
That’s the first item on thr menu
Oh my bad
Sure
Please pay the amount first
😊
🔫
Hello
Ok scanner
Steel throne
What ra this
QR code
I’ll leave bad reviews one scanner you can’t send
I sent you
It’s not working
Wait
Make u to work it
What man you
Why man u

Send scanner that if he scan he should be hacked
That is your network issue
Naughty
Yes i am expert in it
Then do that
And also teach me how
Chai laga
Time pass na karna
Hello
Tu nikal jaa yaha se
No helloing in my cafe
Get out
Chupp chotuu.. go get my coffe
Nahi tho ?
Chup! Nakl
Nhi toh tera chutney bana dunga
Do chai plz don't waste my time ...
my schedule is tighter than your tapri budget.
I will waste your time
I was going easy on you since you were at your good behavior.. Now get out of the cafe
The nation is waiting for my next move
Chai lagaoo
My ass
Easy on me
I will break you face
With one punch
might be cute as i guess
Tf
Delulu
Fine go drink glucose
Only chai
Delulu you
No
Menu padh le
First clean your face before talking to me
i am a cutie
i wash it everyday unlike you

Day dreaming?? Yeah
Still looks ugly
you have experience init
No
Nope..
Yes
₹6000 ka drink? Itne mein toh tapri kharid ke khud chai bech lu.
Cafe me price esa hi hota hai
Btw Do u accept credit card ?
6000 do warna niklo
I will pack your ass and send it to Garo Hills 
Sidhi baat
Yes
Emi option hai kya
Don’t worry you will be finished before entering northeast
6000 me emi
Well news for you.. I am already in NE

Go back
Yes , btw drinks mai kya milaya ... glass ke saath dragon bhi milta hai kya ?
Tu bacha chor hai kya?
Nope.. I am fighting with mosquitos in Guwahati
Mere bacche ku chahiye tuje?

Yasssss let them suck yo blooddd
Tere bachhe dragons hai kya
Haan
Phak

Mother of dragons
Exactly
It's u ?
I will rush back to my air bnb
she is delulu
What is your location?
chupppp fake ass
Dragon ass
sus
.. sending peopel to hit me
Put your ass inside your ass and leave my ass alone
😰
No i am coming to beat you up
huh ? howwww
You figure it out, that’s not my problem

Get out
I said GET OUT
Womp womp
Shut ur mouth
Slap slap
Shut up
bas kar vhai bahot sunaley ab chaii plz
Nah
it's your problem only
Nai milega
Chup
Your stupid ass is not my problem
I will phaking close the dragon cafe
And file a case on u
Do it 
She shd never come out to of prison
Go back to the jungle (10)
Kids are not allowed in my cafe
Get out
Who is kid
U gilf
That is your home
You and who else
Ur son's send them back
My sons will be with me only
One day they will eat u up
lol
Dwaraka path 
that's you ra
Please go do your stupid rage bait somewhere else
Sabko chai mangtha re
No they won’t
Nai dega
🤬
Where the heck is that?
Today night by 12
Ur tapri will be gone forever
First you need to cross my security
I will bribe them
My Charizard is also getting trained to beat ur son's ass
Everybody isn’t fool like you
You can’t even catch them
Khaleesi 
🤙
You are just 15 mins away from me
Damnnnn!!! Yet you don’t know where Dwaraka path is
I am not much familiar about Guwahati
As i lived in Bangalore most of the time
Ohhh I can understand
I was just messing with you.. that was my last time stay.. I ain’t in NE now 
I knew it
Stay away
Or imma beat ya

Hahahaha but i will come in July then again Dec 1st ko
Why
I wanna go Mizoo in July to explore then again Dec for the festival..
Last Decemeber i wouldn't attend the Festival.. Exploring Meghalaya took time
What festival???
Hornbill Festival
Oh yeah that one
I never have been to hornbill festival
Me neither.. I wanted to go last year but it didn't workout
Where are you going now?
Hello is going to stop israel war
Yeah maybe, he is travelling to Pakistan now
Can u send donkey to travel him Then he can came back early then flight
Aizawl
Not now
Planning to go in June or July






