paninicord

[hazy hamlet]

Paninicord, heheee.
I have convinced the polycule.

We are all gonna get panini married.

[hazy hamlet]

We are all gonna get panini married.

[regal tendon]

WOOHOOOOO

OK WHAT IS EVERYONE’S NAME

[hazy hamlet]

Angela, Kiriko, Hana, Olivia, Lena, Fareeha, Brigitte, Karlach, Selune, Aloy and Varl!!

Specifically arranged like this

Romantic:
Lena - Angela
Lena - Fareeha
Lena - Brigitte
Lena - Olivia
Lena - Hana
Lena - Aloy
Lena - Kiriko
Aloy - Varl

Queerplatonic:
Lena - Karlach
Karlach - Angela
Hana - Kiriko
Angela - Fareeha
Selune - Brigitte

Unlabelled:
Selune - Hana
Aloy - Angela

[regal tendon]

OK I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THE POLYCULE PANINI MARRIED ‼️‼️

[hazy hamlet]

YAY!!

[plush schooner]

as the panini like idk atp minister?? mars is the officiant and im more important than mars i give you as many 🥪 as you like

[green basin]

💤 @hazy hamlet is AFK: eep - <t:1708808375:R>

[plush schooner]

ok paninicord

we're gonna do a role call because i (since letting mars be my executioner) have not been keeping track of who has been sacrificed. also who wants to be part of paninilore because i have been writing recently and i think the next installment is weeding its way into my mind (also if youve seen or read gomens i have recently written something gomens if u want in on my exclusive club)

[hazy hamlet]

i wanna be part of paninilore (the collective vessel has been sacrified)

[green basin]

👋 @hazy hamlet: Welcome back, you were away for 12 hours, 35 minutes and 7 seconds

[pulsar jewel]

OMG ME PLS ID LOVE TO BE APART OF PANINILORE

[wild phoenix]

i would wanna be in the paninilore but i havent been wed :(

[regal tendon]

I WANNA BE PART OF IT

[pulsar jewel]

ME TOOOO

[plush schooner]

youve been part of it mr static radio

[regal tendon]

Thank you so much for messaging because I am watching the most uncomfortable fucking episode of black mirror and I need an excuse to look away

[plush schooner]

yw???

[regal tendon]

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING

PLEASE KEEP TALKING

[plush schooner]

um im going ok

[regal tendon]

It’s Monday for you right

[plush schooner]

literally its 7am what do u want me to say

yes its monday

i need to respond to staff chats dont keep me here

why r u apparently a hag

[regal tendon]

Ok!!

[regal tendon]

Ask @daring solar

[hazy hamlet]

thank yuo paninilore for reminding me to go back to writing my own stuff

paninilore is so well written, i fucking love it

[plush schooner]

are you sure

it feels like eons ago i wrote paninilore

[hazy hamlet]

Paninilore feels more fun to read than some of my favourite novels.

[plush schooner]

dude WHAT

[hazy hamlet]

IT JUST HAS THE VIBES.

I ALSO HAVE SOME REALLY QUESTIONABLE FAVOURITE NOVELS

[regal tendon]

(They aren’t wrong)

I may never watch black mirror again because what the fuck was that

[hazy hamlet]

i couldn't after we did bandersnatch, it's well written but also WHAT? ON EARTH?

[regal tendon]

NO FOR REAL THIS IS REALLY REALLY GOOD AND IT’S SO WELL WRITTEN and has such good points to make but. I. I don’t even know

[plush schooner]

like

you cant leave us hanging on that

[hazy hamlet]

I AM PILGRIM

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT HERE IT BREAKS SERVER RULES AND IS ALSO HELLA GROSS

[plush schooner]

WHY IS LORECORD 20PAGES LONG

the paninilorebook is only 30

[regal tendon]

Oh thank god it’s over

[plush schooner]

and lorecord (which is like newer) is 20

[regal tendon]

Yknow suddenly Rishi Sunak doesn’t seem so bad

[plush schooner]

ugh u and ur britishness]

[regal tendon]

40 pages of paninilore should be pinned in #server-information

[plush schooner]

u want me to write 40 pages

for new new paninilore

[regal tendon]

HELL YES 🔥🔥🔥

[plush schooner]

i cant be sad and gay in lorecord though

[regal tendon]

Ok I lied I’m going to watch another episode

[plush schooner]

unless u wanna get married to someone mars

[hazy hamlet]

LOOK AFTER YOURSELF MARS!!

[regal tendon]

You can write me in as sad and gay

[regal tendon]

I think that episode was as bad as it’s going to get (I hope)

[hazy hamlet]

we're non-canonically the gayest (we have like a bajillion panini marriages)

[regal tendon]

OK LET ME THINK OMG

I’LL DM YOU LATER IF I COME UP WITH SOMETHING

[plush schooner]

this is true

what if i fucked around and made the entire polycule the main character /j

(only a joke because i dont know you well enough to psychoanalyse you to the point of oblivion / panini sacrifice / cannibalism)

[regal tendon]

There aren’t enough books with good poly rep. You should fix that

[plush schooner]

"you should fix that" BRO IS ACTING LIKE I AM AN ESTABLISHED AUTHO

R

[hazy hamlet]

we don't even know us well enough to know what cereal we want for breakfast ngl

[regal tendon]

YOU’RE CLOSE ENOUGH

[plush schooner]

bro is acting liek ooh let me just sign ANOTHER book deal for this trilogy

[hazy hamlet]

GUYS I'M A GRADE 9 LANGUAGE STUDENT WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING

[hazy hamlet]

I'D BUY THEM ALL

[regal tendon]

EXACTLY THIS

[plush schooner]

i honestly cant tell if youre showing me your work or something i wrote when i was sad emo and gay

[regal tendon]

My dude I would hand print them like a little Victorian child in a publishing house

[hazy hamlet]

i have this guy in my head who appears to write angst and then leave

idk why

[plush schooner]

the way ur in grade 9 is icky though

and i dont wanna talk abt it

[regal tendon]

NOT IN GRADE 9

GRADE 9 STUDENT

Different things

[plush schooner]

oh past writing from grade 9 but presented in present tense??????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE DIFFERENT THINGS

[hazy hamlet]

ENGLANDISH SCHOOLS GRADE YOUR WORK FROM 1-9

1 MEANS NOT GOOD, 9 IS THE BEST MARK YOU CAN GET

[regal tendon]

Not Welsh ones though, it’s confusing af

The uk is odd :DD

[plush schooner]

oh lol do they line up with letter grades or like

number grades from 100

[regal tendon]

Ok I need to disappear because I need to focus on this

[hazy hamlet]

SORTA!! IT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF AN A* IIRC.

[plush schooner]

i thought you didnt wanna focus on this

[plush schooner]

yeah no our reports are just A B C D E but like we do numbers

[regal tendon]

So our grades go
A*, A, A-
B, B-
C, C-
D, D-
E, E-
F, F-
G, G-
U (meaning unmarkable)

For most higher tier subjects though then anything under C gives you a U

From which you don’t even get a GCSE

[plush schooner]

ok so we haev A B C D E F and thats it

[regal tendon]

Sounds way less confusing 😭

[plush schooner]

and then your minimum standards (to finish high school) is marked from 1-4 which is roughly 3 is grade level 4 is above grade level

and then your atar which is the big one all of your subjects have raw marks, then get adjusted for how hard the test was, then get adjusted based on how other students at your school did, and then how other students in the state did AND THEN

[regal tendon]

I take this back

[plush schooner]

they calculate how well you did in all your subjects smoosh them together like a 3 year old getting her barbies to kiss

and they give you a rank between ? (under 20) and 99.95

[regal tendon]

Your analogies genuinely make my day

[plush schooner]

yeah but it doesnt matter how the number gets there they have a system and i just show universities my number and they act impressed

and they accept deny based off of the number

ok logging out bye bye kiddo

[regal tendon]

Yes I also need to go focus on this show

BYEBYE

[obtuse talon]

OMG ME AND DIEGO POOKIE FR

[pulsar jewel]

COULD I HAVE UR FRIEND ROLE PLS SAGE?

[ebon lion]

Same for me I forgot to ask for it back

[plush schooner]

OH CAUSE YOU CHANGED ACCS IN MY INACTIVE ERA

.role ezrabreead sacrifices

,role conanleegray sacrifices

[green basin]

@plush schooner: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @pulsar jewel

[plush schooner]

,role ezrabreead sacrifices

[green basin]

@plush schooner: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @near sierra

[ebon lion]

Yay thank you

[obtuse talon]

Conan just being a panini is random

[glossy jasper]

ok can i be sacrificed then

i've been on the sacrifice list for a long time

i also want to be part of panini lore :3

[pulsar jewel]

WOOHOO TYSMMMMMMM

[plush schooner]

how long is a long time

[green basin]

💤 @glossy jasper is AFK: in your walls :3 - <t:1709068363:R>

[plush schooner]

like i didnt get around to you last sept or like

3 dayus

[glossy jasper]

NO I WASNT SACRIFICED

THEY TOLD ME TO WAIT.

I WANTED TO BE SACRFICED

[plush schooner]

oh lol

if i make u wait longer u can be included in paninicord

cause that just gave me an idea

[torpid lintel]

🌚🌚

We love ideas

[obtuse talon]

Pookie…

[glossy jasper]

please

[obtuse talon]

Pookies.

[glossy jasper]

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

[obtuse talon]

Fine 😔

[plush schooner]

so

hello paninicord

i am calling for the last round of people who want to be included in paninicord !!! (there will possibly be future installments so if you don't see it now, then that's completely fine) also!! pinned messages has iconic art from mars, iconic quotes, the origins of paninicord, and all of lorecord available!

[primal ridge]

could i please be in it 😋

[uncut oar]

mee 🥰

[glossy jasper]

ME.

[potent coral]

me! again!

[glossy jasper]

me pls

[pulsar jewel]

MEEE

[wild phoenix]

i said it the first time but just in case ME

[obtuse talon]

Me. Or else

[round olive]

MEE

I didn't check this chat for like 2 weeks 🥲

[reef osprey]

idk anyone in this server anymore

but chat

I got together with my crush

yesterday was month 3

[ember jungle]

omg congratulations

[regal tendon]

YAYYYYY WELL DONE NEPPY

[plush schooner]

DUDE

NEPPY?????

MAJOR LIFE UPDATE WTF

[potent coral]

CONGRATS NEPPY AWWWHHH

[ebon lion]

paninicord

[pulsar jewel]

OMG YAYAY

IM SO HAPPY 4 U YAY

[rustic jay]

Omg that’s so fun

[proper coral]

hii

[pulsar jewel]

LOVEEE UR PFP BTW

[proper coral]

AHH THANK YOUU

[pulsar jewel]

OFCC

[reef osprey]

THANK YOU

[reef osprey]

😅

[reef osprey]

THANK YOU ISSY

[reef osprey]

it so is

[potent coral]

NEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HII

[reef osprey]

ISSUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIJ

[hybrid grotto]

[plush schooner]

'untitlted document'

[wild phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/nailed-it-cece-new-girl-gif-12066403

[potent coral]

I love this oh my god Sage??

[plush schooner]

oh i forgot that i wrote that ngl lMAOOO

[dreamy ivy]

untitlted

[plush schooner]

that was intentional actually

[glossy jasper]

sage can i have your friend role 🙏

[plush schooner]

,role sacrifices twinkpeaks._

[green basin]

@plush schooner: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @glossy jasper

[glossy jasper]

omg 🙏

i am finally sacrificed after being in the waitlist for 4 months

[wild phoenix]

👏

[plush schooner]

aint no way

the backlog kinda bad my executioner (spoilers)

[glossy jasper]

😕

[pulsar jewel]

hey guys 🫶

[plush schooner]

stream towa bird love yall

i dont remember if i locked htis chat tbh

[late jacinth]

no, no you didn't

[sharp pine]

hey paninicord its been a hot second

[faint meadow]

Wake up paninicord

[primal ridge]

omg arlo

the display name is real i fear

[plush schooner]

hes gone again, ciara, just like the wind

(ie i got texted in a NOBEL LECTURE that arlo was in chat and i couldnt get to him)

[faint meadow]

💔

[faint meadow]

😭 STAY FOCUSED

[plush schooner]

I WAS SO PISSED OFF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DUDE

mars sent me a screenshot and i sighed because i cant sign into disc on my phone

[sharp pine]

Hi paninis

Also OH MY GOD I HAVENT TALKED TO YALL IN SO LONG HOW HAS IT BEEN?!!

[late jacinth]

cobwebs, that's how this forum been

[sharp pine]

Can we reactivate paninicord

[plush schooner]

cobwebs :(((

guys i graduated high school does that make u feel old

[faint meadow]

BROOO

sage is too advanced

[late jacinth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fresh-prince-room

[plush schooner]

sage that annoying 14 year old you had to deal with for ages doing university insane lore drop

[faint meadow]

Weren’t u doing university-adjacent work at 14…

I was the same age I think so basically you had to deal with me being annoying too

I just haven’t graduated yet

[plush schooner]

ish? i guess?? like its going to get covered in roughly three seconds in uni lmao

[plush schooner]

what a loser arloooo

i feel like this is just main chat but unc atm

[potent coral]

where the uncs come back to meet 💔

[sharp pine]

HELLO

I miss conecord

[potent coral]

LMFAO

[potent coral]

hello!!!

[sharp pine]

When i saw the notif come through i lwk was like “???” But in a good way ykw

[potent coral]

all of us are… maybe not here but still somewhere

i still talk to a lot of people from here

like sage and chip and occasionally mars and adam

[sharp pine]

Oooooo

Man out of all the amazing friends i made here i only interact with ONE till this day its so sad🥹🥹

[potent coral]

we can keep in touch 🥹

i don’t use discord that much anymore though

busy woman

[sharp pine]

Retweet omg

Do you have instagram🥹🥹

[potent coral]

yes i’ll dm it !!

[sharp pine]

Okiesss!!!

[plush schooner]

issy is the best busy and booked woman i know