paninicord

[charred sleet]

[solar gull]

0️⃣ ‼️

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[spare apex]

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[hybrid grotto]

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[potent coral]

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[solar gull]

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[regal tendon]

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[ebon lion]

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[potent coral]

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[ebon lion]

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[ebon lion]

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[regal tendon]

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[charred sleet]

you stole my numbers

(/j)

||panini||

[spare apex]

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[solar gull]

0️⃣

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[spare apex]

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[arctic glacier]

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[potent coral]

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[magic harness]

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[potent coral]

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[magic harness]

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[potent coral]

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[regal tendon]

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[ebon lion]

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[regal tendon]

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[ebon lion]

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[regal tendon]

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WOOOOOO

[ebon lion]

0️⃣

||panini||

WOOOOOO

[spare apex]

0️⃣

||panini||

WOOOOOO

[plush schooner]

[spare apex]

NO WAY

ITS SAGE😨😨

[plush schooner]

#931299852678234212 my contribution while im here today

[potent coral]

crazy

[charred sleet]

SHOEIEEOIEOEOOWOEIWOEOWOE :DDDDD

[green basin]

💤 @plush schooner is AFK: <3 i have emotional motion sickness - <t:1694922230:R>

[charred sleet]

IVE MISSED YOU

[timid rapids]

SAGW

[green basin]

💤 @plush schooner is AFK: <3 i have emotional motion sickness - <t:1694922230:R>

[plush schooner]

todays contribution : #creativity-center

[charred sleet]

SAGE

:(((/POS

[plush schooner]

hey paninicord i have a slight favour to ask all of you guys (this will be totally relevant, i have a suprise) but could everyone send one word here -- im working on a little paninicord suprise before we maybe get shut down -- ie my last hurrah

[solar gull]

execution

[charred sleet]

banana

[primal ridge]

water

[regal tendon]

SAGE

[green basin]

👋 @regal tendon: welcome back, you were away for 1 hour, 11 minutes and 43 seconds

[regal tendon]

HI

I HAVE BREAK IN FORTY MINUTES

CAN YOU STICK AROUND TILL THEN

[regal tendon]

Okay mine is:
Antidisestablishmentarianism

(I’m sorry)

[glacial quail]

bleed

[cedar lily]

Crayons

[potent coral]

respawn

[devout glen]

devour

[reef osprey]

peristeronic

[hidden pelican]

skedaddle

[timid rapids]

compression

[spare apex]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[arctic glacier]

Food

[plush schooner]

paninicord contribution today is

sage writing crumbs perchance

[solar gull]

THATS SO COOL OMG!!!

[potent coral]

cutieeee

[pulsar jewel]

that is SO cool!!

[hybrid grotto]

[potent coral]

[regal tendon]

Aur naur thaur raurches aur baurck

[royal pendant]

[plush schooner]

<@&1107785233031495902> <3

[ebon lion]

u slayed

[primal ridge]

sage ur writing is actually so amazing omg 😭😭

[charred sleet]

THAT IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WTF

[timid rapids]

ACTUALLY CRYING

[plush schooner]

every single time yall read my writing its been done in like 10 minutes and there are so many grammatical errors im sorry 😭😭😭😭

[arctic glacier]

u ate

[regal tendon]

LOVE IT

[green basin]

💤 @plush schooner is AFK: always active on instagram <3 - <t:1698387335:R>

[regal tendon]

Lies

[green basin]

💤 @plush schooner is AFK: always active on instagram <3 - <t:1698387335:R>

[potent coral]

STOP EATING THIS ISNT ALLOWED

[green basin]

💤 @plush schooner is AFK: always active on instagram <3 - <t:1698387335:R>

[regal tendon]

EATING THE PANINIS!!

[pulsar jewel]

SAGE OMGGG UR WRITING IS SO AMAZING!!

[plush schooner]

always eating the paninis im in my arlo era

[plush schooner]

@regal tendon

[pulsar jewel]

SAGE IS SUCH A TALENTED WRITER!! ✍️ 👏

[regal tendon]

SCREECHES

I legit want to eat your short stories

They’re so good

[plush schooner]

it continues but like

i name some girl he murdered and i got stuck on the flower symbolism of her name lmao

[regal tendon]

So real for that

I overthink names

A lot

[plush schooner]

someday im gonna look back on this writing and hate it

[potent coral]

wait that’s yummy

[plush schooner]

me: soft launches me writing about murderers and unborn children in paninicord for when i can finally launch more paninilore

also me: hasnt even thought twice about all of the paninilore i still have to go , hasnt started writing

[regal tendon]

How dare you forget the paninis

HOW DARE YOU.

[charred sleet]

REAL 💔

[plush schooner]

<@&1107785233031495902> guess whos doing it !!!

[potent coral]

AHHH SAGE

wait I get to know what happens next 🤨🤨

[plush schooner]

why

mars is gonna be pissed i posted this at 1am

[primal ridge]

sage can i pleas ehave the panini role so im pinged for your writing 😔😔

forogt it changes lolz

the um

lamb

role

[charred sleet]

EATS

i love your writing so much

oybmy gof

[potent coral]

HELP IM RUNNING

[plush schooner]

,role yourethewinner lambs

[green basin]

@plush schooner: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @primal ridge

[plush schooner]

did u check the plan??

[primal ridge]

thanks sage 🫶🫶

[potent coral]

wait huh what wait

[primal ridge]

also i swear i typed this but as i was reading this i legit forgot everything wose ever and completely focused on the writing (this is a compliment btw this only very rarely happens)

i cnat grammar

nor type

[plush schooner]

oh lol ok

___ asks u to please trust them and let them help u

[potent coral]

got it

[plush schooner]

reminder of this legend

[green basin]

💤 @regal tendon is AFK: eeps - <t:1700860256:R>

[timid rapids]

lovey dovey LOVE IT

[slender osprey]

oh

[atomic anchor]

oh

[plush schooner]

ok in the trial of @atomic anchor issy will now declare the word we will use to kill sage

[soft monolith]

panini

[potent coral]

BOIL

[plush schooner]

BOIL

[potent coral]

BOIL

[plush schooner]

(and we all spam it)

[atomic anchor]

oh!

[plush schooner]

boil

[potent coral]

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

[plush schooner]

BOIL!!!

[potent coral]

BOIL

BOIL

[atomic anchor]

boil 😕

[potent coral]

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

BOIL

[plush schooner]

ok ur dead

thanks iss for the carry

[potent coral]

😍

[plush schooner]

were u here for the war

[atomic anchor]

thanks 🥰🥰

[potent coral]

npnp someone had to do the boilery

[slender osprey]

i js watched my wife die tf

[plush schooner]

the reason we spam is because we wanted to win against jeans' forum remember?

[soft monolith]

sorry for your loss

[potent coral]

I remember all of this

[potent coral]

she got BOILED 😍

[plush schooner]

iss is assasinated currently

and idr what that means lol

i tried to look it up on this channel and gave it up

anyone wanna get married

[potent coral]

you get killed again as a ghost I think

nah I’m good

[plush schooner]

yeah but what can you do?? can u revive i think u can

[slender osprey]

sobs

[potent coral]

you can if you kill someone whos alive

I think

[plush schooner]

oh ok trading lives

thats the new lore bc

i said so

and ryns not here to correct me

[potent coral]

ok 😍

[plush schooner]

im feeling liek executing someone

[potent coral]

I don’t remember too well

wasn’t I liek triple dead panini..

[plush schooner]

yes

can we execute mars for the goofies

[potent coral]

ok 😍

[soft monolith]

do yu want me to plan a funeral

[slender osprey]

she dies two times today

died*

[atomic anchor]

dies

[soft monolith]

3 funerals then

[slender osprey]

SHUT UP

[soft monolith]

revives

[atomic anchor]

[slender osprey]

damn gotta prepare 3 speeches

[soft monolith]

oop

[slender osprey]

i wanna execute ppl now too

[potent coral]

no

[slender osprey]

:3

[potent coral]

my job

😍

[plush schooner]

we dont do funerals sorry

[slender osprey]

ughie

[soft monolith]

oh

[plush schooner]

you can liek attempt to ?

[atomic anchor]

good i already had one today

[plush schooner]

you can get cannibalised if ur a panini

[soft monolith]

can I get sacrificed im bored

[plush schooner]

yeah sure iss

lead the way

actually

[potent coral]

we like the burnt paninis on the ground lifeless

[plush schooner]

whats ur preferred method of sacrifice

[soft monolith]

idk

[plush schooner]

dude the bodies r literally just in a pile in my mind

[potent coral]

bru pick something so that I can do my thing

[plush schooner]

the cannibalised ones

[soft monolith]

buried alive

[plush schooner]

ok iss go ahead

[slender osprey]

sounds fun

[soft monolith]

yipee

[plush schooner]

is issy gone

if issy doesnt come back might have to ask rome to do it damn

[slender osprey]

ill do her job

teehee

[potent coral]

I’m back

[slender osprey]

ughe

[potent coral]

sorry my brother called me

[plush schooner]

ok issy

go ahead

[potent coral]

SHOVEL

[plush schooner]

SHOVEL

[potent coral]

SHOVEL

[plush schooner]

SHOVEL !!

[potent coral]

SHOVEL

[plush schooner]

SHOVEL

[potent coral]

SHOVEL

[atomic anchor]

SHOVEL

[potent coral]

SHOVEL

SHOVEL

SHOVEL

[plush schooner]

ok ur dead

[potent coral]

shoveled them down

🥰🥰

[potent coral]

real same

[plush schooner]

alrighty then on charges of cannibalism and being an accesory to murder we execute mars

[soft monolith]

am I dead

[potent coral]

oh cute

[potent coral]

yes

[plush schooner]

(your punishment is me posting all the paninilore at random times in the morning for u /j)

[soft monolith]

yipee

[primal ridge]

oh a paninidcrodo execution has happened?

[plush schooner]

REACT WITH BREAD TO KILL MARS

[atomic anchor]

2 of them

[potent coral]

remember the paninicord plug in issy news 💔

[plush schooner]

ugh fr

ok now im logging off

[potent coral]

I was robbed of issy news I literally ate that

[slender osprey]

can i help

[plush schooner]

ill be back once im done w paninicord

[potent coral]

bye sagey poo

[potent coral]

ping me specifically

I need to recieve the notification

😍

[plush schooner]

ok

xx

[primal ridge]

byee sagee

[plush schooner]

bye ciara !!

[atomic anchor]

if i’m sage 2.0 does that mean i can run paninicord /j

[soft monolith]

am I still dead or am I alive again

[potent coral]

dead

[soft monolith]

oh

[potent coral]

🪦🪦

[reef osprey]

omg

[snow crest]

i dont even remember how i got here i think i got initiated as a fossil

[regal tendon]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[regal tendon]

This is so good omg

[regal tendon]

EXCUSE YOU?

(Yes)

[plush schooner]

2 hours!

[regal tendon]

RAHHHHHHH

[plush schooner]

one hour 🥳🥳🥳

[ebon lion]

oh we are having executions

[plush schooner]

were having lorecord

[honest moon]

@plush schooner has leveled up! (53 ➜ 54)

[potent coral]

woooo

ITS TILEEE

TIMEEW

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-defrosting-ice-mariah-carey-christmas-gif-17525441601810118101

[plush schooner]

@potent coral @regal tendon <@&1107785233031495902> https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ePzwhqd8pAsMfLhH83YO2tVLDjGmo5Thpo54c6kwE4/edit?usp=sharing

guess who fell asleep at 10:40 without proofing

[arctic glacier]

😭

[potent coral]

YAYY WAIT ILL READ IT ALL

[potent coral]

BOLY SHIT SAGE

THATS SO GOOD

OKG

Okgeus

OMGRUISJS

[timid rapids]

I HAVENT READ IT ALL BC IM IN A RUSH BUT WOW THATS A LOT SAGE

[potent coral]

ITS SO GOOOD

WHY ARENR YALL HUPED

[plush schooner]

lmaoo r u and silver the only people whove read it

[potent coral]

IM SO CONFUSED WHERE ID THE HYPE

[reef wind]

what the flip you write so well this is crazy

[primal ridge]

I finally have time to read it yayyy

THAT WAS SO GOOD

WHATT

I LOVED IT SM

[plush schooner]

<333

[pulsar jewel]

SAGE!!!!

[tired trellis]

SAGE

[plush schooner]

SAGE

[pulsar jewel]

WOOHOO CONGRATS SAGEEEE

[tired trellis]

CONGRATS SAGE😍😍😍

[plush schooner]

oh i forgot i have a channel

isnt it weird being the only staff with a channel

[atomic anchor]

guys this means i have to prepare to be admin in the future

[plush schooner]

u wish

[atomic anchor]

ALSO CONGRATS

[reef osprey]

omg me too

#nepforadmin2023

[atomic anchor]

i’m scared of being staff here

that sounds stressful

[reef osprey]

it's not that bad!!

STOP HOW ARE THERE 10K MEMBERS

WASNT IT 6K TOW DAHS AGO

[potent coral]

that’s what I said !!

[reef osprey]

YOURE STAFF NOW OMG

[green basin]

💤 @potent coral is AFK: sleeping - <t:1701752500:R>

[plush schooner]

neppy,

[plush schooner]

youve never been staff in ur life

[plush schooner]

its not that bad actually most members are super chill

[atomic anchor]

staff roles js scare me i feel like i wouldnt be able to handle the responsibility

[plush schooner]

ok yeah tbh a lot of people wouldnt be too good at it

but to each their own ykwim

[atomic anchor]

yeah

[plush schooner]

murrrr durrrrr

[plush schooner]

this one was based off of a quote i heard in a video essay fun fact the last video essay i watched was on the go scene in knives out

[plush schooner]

this is a more yellow wallpaper esque story that i started - i love that short story so much <3

for the swiftiessss

[pulsar jewel]

SAGE!!!!!!

[faint meadow]

I agree

[plush schooner]

i feel like this emoji encapsulated the paninicord expereince

screamign for your life as you stay in the light because if ur in the shadows arlo can get to uou

[reef osprey]

are tou against jt??☹️

[reef osprey]

I've talked to enough to know what it's like‼️

[plush schooner]

whove u talked to

[tired trellis]

i have 😈

for a month 😔

[plush schooner]

U SHOULD BE TRIAL AGAIN

ud slay it

[tired trellis]

I WISH!!

[tired trellis]

TYSM 😭

[reef osprey]

EVERY STAFF WHEN I WAS ACTUVE??

[plush schooner]

not about being a staff

[reef osprey]

still

ik all about it‼️

[plush schooner]

ok sure neppy

[plush schooner]

tu pense que tes amis ,,, ben... seulement deux ou trois préfèrent un ami qui est .... je pense ? plus jeune sur moi? c'est pas les mots mais. ou je pense ,,, ben mes amis pensent que j'ne suis pas un bonne ami ou ,, un ami (autre ami) est plus bon? je ne sais pas les mots dont j'ai besoin. mais je pense que touts mes amis préfèrent les autres amis et normalement ce n'est pas un problème mais c'est ,,, ben,,, c'est diffèrente maintenant parce que j'ai pensé ?? c'est diffèrent avec ces amis ?? ou je pense que j'ai trouvé mon place... et je ne sais pas quoi à penser....

je pense que maintenant , je n'est pas un bonne ami et j'ai trouvé les problèmes juste parce que je suis jaloux, et je pense que c'est normale mais je,,, mdr

et les autres gens pense que il faut très contente et,,, j'ne sais pas mais je ne l'ai pas pensé

[reef osprey]

me too

[regal tendon]

Smiles and nods

(I don’t know what you’re saying)

[plush schooner]

gay

[green basin]

we’re aware

[plush schooner]

i love that autoresponder

gayjay

[green basin]

Last.fm: SAG3LY

**Track**

Look At Me Now

**Artist**

Maisie Peters

Playcount: 97 ∙ Total Scrobbles: 53,465 ∙ Album: It's Your Bed Babe, I

[plush schooner]

wrong but bop

[regal tendon]

This is my favourite lastfm

[pulsar jewel]

SAGE!!!!!

[plush schooner]

paninicord might honestly turn into sages insane good omens / doctor who thoughts tbh

im feeling strangely british recently

[charred sleet]

YES ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

i wanna hear ab ur insane dw/go thoughts

smiles

[plush schooner]

I AM TURNING INTO A BRIT SPOON U DONT UNDERSTAND

anyways unhinged good omens thought i feel like neil would want to use the four off brand horsemen for the book in his next armageddon cause he would think thats a funny little goofy little thing

and i think hes looking for ways to incorporate things in the book that wouldve let on to the second book he talked about with pratchett

(which i think would be largely the inspiration for season 3 rather than 2. i dont think they were talking about gabe and beez being in love with each other as much as they were the second coming)

[regal tendon]

MWAHHAHHAHHAHAHH IT’S CONTAGIOUS

[green basin]

👋 @regal tendon: Welcome back, you were away for 59 minutes and 57 seconds

[regal tendon]

Wait have you got to the Other Four Horsemen in the book yet

Because that’s a thing which happens

Wait and see

[plush schooner]

ill be able to finish it tonight i think

got a good 60 pages left

[plush schooner]

hey kids

thoughts today:

• what type of Christians are the angels in good omens

personally, i think they're all about god and being the only church (therefore, decidedly NOT protestant; as the protestants believe more in self-experience with god and the church as a community, not the church as an overarching higher power such as the bible) - this means that their religion doesn't stem from the sermons told from the bible but from the church itself as they think that the church established the bible

but one would think that since they're literally like angels in actual actual heaven then they'd know the truth about it (and the truth is somewhat that God wrote the bible, by using people as instruments to write his message - specifically the old testament) but the fact of the matter is that technically the church DID write the bible because of the letters to the phillipians, corinthians, etc which were written by church leaders (whose power to dictate the power has led down to the current pope - hence the importance of the Church singular)

in conclusion:

• god is ineffable and in his ineffability wrote the bible (in a way that humans can understand and communicate through - ie metaphors and parables)
• god used peter, paul, john as instruments in order to write their gospels (the good news about Jesus Christ!)
• the angels are less concerned about Jesus and more concerned about God himself, and specifically God's plan (which they lose sight of in season 1, and try to use it to persecute others which is just neil's contemporary satire at work)
• this means that they're not only not protestant, but wholly focused on God
• Azi, on the other hand is kind of focused on Jesus, and also ones individual experience with God

[regal tendon]

Neil has spoken about this before actually. He’s said that the angels aren’t accurate to any one religious text- they’re a blend of religions with a bit of fiction too

[green basin]

👋 @regal tendon: Welcome back, you were away for 9 hours, 36 minutes and 12 seconds

[charred sleet]

eats this information positively

[plush schooner]

so heres the fun fact mars!! apart from religious cults, all facets of christianity follow the same text (that is: the bible) because they all hold the same core beliefs about Jesus basically, they disagree on the bible's importance and place in christianity, as well as their main focus within the trinity, and whether divinity is enough to save people, or if they also have to perform good works and stay away from sinning.

[green basin]

💤 @regal tendon is AFK: eeps - <t:1703368860:R>

[plush schooner]

the basis of all christian religions is jesus -> salvation -> heaven

[plush schooner]

<@&1107785233031495902>

1. i am here to ask you to vote for me in the 'most likely to become a famous artist' category for our yearbook ( #server-events ) BUT ALSO i am here to feed you (full of reluctance)
2. here:

[reef osprey]

how come the pic is separated 😕

[potent coral]

that would be my fault

[reef osprey]

ofc it is sigh

[potent coral]

:( ||hi neppyy hru ||

[reef osprey]

🤬 ||hii issy I'm doing amazing wby||

[potent coral]

😕 ||im good :) im going to sleep tho lol soooo GOODNIGHT ! i love u 🤍 ||

[reef osprey]

🤣 ||goodnight sleep well||

[plush schooner]

im glad we argue in my channel now

[potent coral]

oh yeah me and nep were fighting big time

[plush schooner]

good

next paninilore chap

[regal tendon]

PANINILORE MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❓❓❓⁉️❓⁉️❓⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[torn fable]

oh

[plush schooner]

the way that i think u guys r like my inner circle as if 10k people cant see this

like i literally whenever i share something with u i dont even grammar check it

but the moment i think oh maybe i should share this with other people

im going over and writing DRAFTS (currently on draft 3) and wondering if i overstuffed symbolism

[regal tendon]

Shhh nobody knows

[pulsar jewel]

SAGEEEE

[plush schooner]

no lore just sage becoming a marketer for this channel

and trying to start up sacrifices again

honestly at this point we're not even like "sage's channel" we r just "if u wanna sacrifice urself come on in"

[regal tendon]

<@&1156964672524787733> OK CULT COLLABORATION TIME!!! Y’all need to come and take a look at panini lore. Read the pins for lore and lmk if you have questions or want to be sacrificed, I’ll contact sage

[late jacinth]

that scared me btw

[pulsar jewel]

HIII

[pulsar jewel]

AH TURKEY 🦃

[regal tendon]

Sorry not sorry /lh

[novel stag]

i cant see the pins bc my screen keeps turning sideways 😭😭🙏🙏

[regal tendon]

Help the struggle is real

[late jacinth]

you own me cookie

after scaring me like that

[regal tendon]

Check bot commands 🤭

[charred sleet]

HELO SAME

[late jacinth]

i was so confused why i got pinged in paninicord chat

this place seems scary

[regal tendon]

I do love giving people the odd friend role ping jumpscare

[regal tendon]

It’s fuuuun!!

Do you want to be sacrificed

[late jacinth]

[regal tendon]

Sigh

Some enthusiasm would be appreciated

[karmic pewter]

😰

[novel stag]

oh my gosh so much lore to read

[regal tendon]

It’s worth it believe me

This is deep server lore right here

[somber snow]

it won’t even let me see pins 😭

[low creek]

there is a whole book 😭😭

[regal tendon]

Go into settings then it should be under notifications

[regal tendon]

YEAH THAT’S SAGE’S WRITING IT’S AMAZING

[novel stag]

wait wait CULT??😭😭😭

[low creek]

mabey tomorrow I'll start reading it

[regal tendon]

THE SECOND BEST CULT IN THE SERVER (after mine) 😎

[torpid lintel]

HELP 😭😭

[novel stag]

HELPP

[slate skiff]

HUHH

WHAR

[regal tendon]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN SACRIFICED

God I really do need to raise a new generation of panini children

[slate skiff]

..WHAT

WHY WOULD I BE

[regal tendon]

IDK I THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN AROUND THAT LONG

OK DO YOU WANT TO BE

[slate skiff]

THATS MESSED UP MAN

[regal tendon]

YOU GET SAGE’S FRIEND ROLE

[slate skiff]

UH SURE

sacrifice me 😔

[torpid lintel]

Not being sacrificed 😭

Go Charlie!

[regal tendon]

YAYYYY

[torpid lintel]

Imma be right here 🧍🏾

[regal tendon]

Ok I’ve contacted sage

Just need to wait for him to reply

[slate skiff]

thanks bud 🙏

[torpid lintel]

Ofc!!

Isn’t there like a book or something we have to read?

[slate skiff]

i aint readin allat

/j

[regal tendon]

It’s in pins!

OK @slate skiff HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SACRIFICED

You can be as creative as you like

[slate skiff]

UHH

[torpid lintel]

I see.

[torpid lintel]

HELP

[slate skiff]

i want to be taken to a goth club then pushed down the stairs to fall onto someone's belt chain then ascend into the heavens while happy house by siouxsie and the banshees plays

trust

best sacrifice

[regal tendon]

HELP MEEE THAT’S MY FAVOURITE

[regal tendon]

OK GUYS REACT WITH 🦇 TO THE MESSAGE TO SACRIFICE

[slate skiff]

AM I DEAD NOW??

[regal tendon]

,role @slate skiff sage

[green basin]

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @slate skiff

[regal tendon]

YES YOU ARE

WOOOO

[slate skiff]

YAHOO

[regal tendon]

So nice to do a sacrifice

We need to get some new members into this fr

[pulsar jewel]

OMG I COULD :)

[regal tendon]

OMG YOU HAVEN’T BEEN YET

Y’all are making me feel old

[pulsar jewel]

NO

[regal tendon]

OK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SACRIFICED

[pulsar jewel]

^ #1085138118287564840 message

[pulsar jewel]

OOH ARE THERE SPECIFIC OPTIONS

[regal tendon]

Nope!! Whatever you feel like

[pulsar jewel]

OMG SO IM WALKING IN NYC

AND I SEE A RENEE RAPP POSTER

AND CONAN IS TAKING A SELFIE NEAR IT

AND I SCREAM SO LOUD I GO TO HEAVEN 🫶

[regal tendon]

HELP SO REAL

OK REACT WITH TO SACRIFICE

[pulsar jewel]

SO REALLY

I

FOUND HEAVEN

[wild phoenix]

WHATS HAPPENING I JUST GOT HERE

[regal tendon]

TRYING TO REVIVE PANINICORD! YOU CAN SEE THE LORE IN PINNED MESSAGES

[regal tendon]

HEELP

[pulsar jewel]

[wild phoenix]

ive only read like 9 out of 20 pages but beign sacrificed sounds funn

[modest spear]

hello

can i be sacrified again

[wild phoenix]

OMG I FINISHED IT

[pulsar jewel]

AHHH IM SACRIFICED

[wild phoenix]

i wanna be sacrificed :(

[uncut oar]

hello i got a notif

[wild phoenix]

hello people are being sacrificed

[potent coral]

#main-chat message

one of ur kind.

[plush schooner]

girl what

whyd u post that HERE

[plush schooner]

i can sacrifice u

[plush schooner]

^ i think that leads to being an assasin

[plush schooner]

theres like 40 on the other one lmao

[lusty oracle]

guys can i be sacrificed 🥺🙏🥺🙏🥺🙏🥺🙏🥺🙏🥺

[wild phoenix]

can i be sacrificedd :(

[wild phoenix]

oh i meant to say that i had read 9 out of 30

[torpid lintel]

You know what—

I guess I’ll be sacrificed as well.

[rustic jay]

W-

I love this place already

[regal tendon]

OK WE CAN DO A MASS SACRIFICE!!
@torpid lintel @wild phoenix @lusty oracle How do you all want to be sacrificed

[regal tendon]

Lots and lots of lore in the pins

[rustic jay]

I can imagine

[hazy hamlet]

hello i arrive in paninicult

[regal tendon]

HAIII

[honest moon]

@regal tendon has leveled up! (50 ➜ 51)

[regal tendon]

If anyone wants to be sacrificed lmk. You get sage’s role from it

[hazy hamlet]

how will i be sacrified?

[rustic jay]

What does the sacrifice entail

[hazy hamlet]

i wanna be sacrificedd

[regal tendon]

You basically just pick a way (anything goes) and then we react with relevant emojis

[rustic jay]

So if I say chickens as a way of sacrifice you reply with a bunch of chickens?

[regal tendon]

Exactly!

[rustic jay]

Mmhmm so it’s less sacrifice more initiation by your choosing?

And is renne rapp an option for this?

[regal tendon]

No, it’s just sacrifice unfortunately 😔 You could say pecked to death by chickens

[rustic jay]

Ahhhhhh ok

I understand

Is renne rapp an option?

[regal tendon]

If you can incorporate it! You could say sacrificed while listening to Renee Rapp or something like that

Be as creative as you like

[rustic jay]

Ooh

I shall think about this over night

[lusty oracle]

i would love to be sacrificed by getting throw across the room by turkeys listening to jigsaw 🙏

[green basin]

👋 @lusty oracle: Welcome back, you were away for 11 hours, 56 minutes and 27 seconds

[regal tendon]

THE SACRIFICE OF @lusty oracle HAS BEGUN!! REACT WITH 🦃 AND 🧩 TO SACRIFICE!

,role @lusty oracle Sage

[green basin]

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @lusty oracle

[hazy hamlet]

can i be sacrificed through staring at unbaked beans

[regal tendon]

SURE

[regal tendon]

THE SACRIFICE IS @hazy hamlet IS UNDERWAY!! REACT WITH 🫘 TO SACRIFICE!

,role @hazy hamlet sage

[green basin]

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @hazy hamlet

[hazy hamlet]

i was in a sainsburys earlier (i really wanted the dinosaur plushie they had) and a guy was asking about unbaking beans. i was kinda.

[hazy hamlet]

i have beened.

[regal tendon]

For bonus points listen to this while the sacrifice is happening

[regal tendon]

Supermarket workers scare me

A co op guy once told me he thinks under 16s shouldn’t be able to buy any drinks but bottled water

[hazy hamlet]

this was an average guy

he was looking at carrot cake and just casually dropped the unbaking beans thing to his friend

It is also now canon that all 100+ of us got sacrificed individually.

[regal tendon]

Yes

By beans

[hazy hamlet]

Tracer finds that hilarious (her idea)

[regal tendon]

It is indeed hilarious 🔥

[hazy hamlet]

\ our Lae'zel just understands nothing

[regal tendon]

I can’t blame em honestly

Atp I’m just filling out sage’s orders while he’s offline

[hazy hamlet]

\ Sacrificing for Sage™️ I wonder how much you're paid

[regal tendon]

YOU’RE RIGHT I DESERVE MONEY FOR THIS

Keeping a cult running is NOT an easy job

[hazy hamlet]

\ I mean, like sacrificing people is a difficult job.

[hazy hamlet]

\ Keeping 2 running is even harder - you run your cult and his

[regal tendon]

EXACTLY you get it

@plush schooner I want money

[regal tendon]

Really takes its toll yknow 😔

[hazy hamlet]

\ And what good cult is complete without an economy?

\ we got banned from a cult our RE class made about someone in it. We didn't even get to join 😭

[regal tendon]

RE class making a cult is the most perfect thing I’ve heard all day

Really giving real life examples of the subject

[regal tendon]

Mimu should be paid too honestly

[hazy hamlet]

\ We were sick out of our mind one Friday afternoon, we show up Monday, and get banned from this dude's cult by a girl in our maths class (our school sets your maths class as your R.E. one, she just moved whilst I was sick)

[hazy hamlet]

\ Petition to pay mimu

signed by us (that's 102 signatures)

[regal tendon]

103 with me 🙋

[regal tendon]

That sounds so chaotic omg

I wish my class was that unhinged

[hazy hamlet]

\ Our teacher has been off since mid oct, so we've had supply that doesn't seem to exist for an hour. There was one guy coding in our class yesterday, and one guy in the corner sharing pinterest shitposts

[wild phoenix]

IN A FUN WAY

[regal tendon]

OK THAT’S DOABLE

REACT WITH TO SACRIFICE @wild phoenix !!!

,role @wild phoenix sage

[green basin]

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @wild phoenix

[regal tendon]

AND BEANS

[hazy hamlet]

JOIN THE BEANS

[wild phoenix]

YAYY

DEATH

do dead people have to fold laundry

[hazy hamlet]

Laundry is pre-sacrificed. So, sadly, yes.

I am one of 102 dead people. I have 102 people's laundry to do.

[wild phoenix]

guess im goign to go fold my laundryyy :(

baiii

[hazy hamlet]

Also because Pluralkit doesn't work here, you don't get to know which of the 102 dead people I am.

[pulsar jewel]

OMG WAS I SACRIFICED 🫶

[plush schooner]

my friendship is the only thing u need bbg

I DIED TYPING THAT IM SO SORRY

also welcome to my cult, please direct yourself to the pins if you want to know more about the convoluted lore of paninicord inc betrayals, deaths, cannibalism, and lots of broken radios. i am now (probably) a lot better at writing than i was back then but you can't fault me for that so i hope you enjoy even if you hate it !

[regal tendon]

10/10 rizz

[regal tendon]

You are NOT dissing the paninicord lorebook writing

[pulsar jewel]

PLEASE VOTE GUYS IF U DONT MIND :)

[plush schooner]

oop now the bot is in here

we'll have to see if it works

[torpid lintel]

Oh my— to be honest I would want go out vampire style. To be killed by a vampire. Then thrown in the ocean to be eaten by a siren 😭 (i don’t know if that’s too graphic)

Sorry I was asleep at that time.

[regal tendon]

@cedar trail

[rustic jay]

I would like to be sacrificed by renne rapp singing while I join the mars cult

[pulsar jewel]

OMG I LOVE HER SM

[green basin]

💤 @rustic jay is AFK: Sleeping 🛌😴💤 - <t:1707049142:R>

[pulsar jewel]

YAYYY I WAS SACRIFICED

[lusty oracle]

i ❤️ panini cord

[wild phoenix]

I love to just check in here to see if someone new got sacrificed :3

[regal tendon]

YES SLAY

[green basin]

💤 @rustic jay is AFK: Sleeping 🛌😴💤 - <t:1707049142:R>

[regal tendon]

REACT WITH ❄️ TO SACRIFICE

(As in Snow Angel)

,role @rustic jay sage

[green basin]

💤 @rustic jay is AFK: Sleeping 🛌😴💤 - <t:1707049142:R>

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @rustic jay

[regal tendon]

,role @rustic jay Mars

[green basin]

💤 @rustic jay is AFK: Sleeping 🛌😴💤 - <t:1707049142:R>

@regal tendon: Added <@&1156964672524787733> to @rustic jay

[hazy hamlet]

I MISSED A FRESH SACRIFICE :(

[regal tendon]

YOU CAN STILL HELP DON’T SORRY

[hazy hamlet]

I FEEL LIKE OUR NEW SIM WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS CULT

He has sacrified 2 sims already :(

[wild phoenix]

what is happening

[hazy hamlet]

\ i do not know

[wild phoenix]

;-;

i love how unhinged this server is

[hazy hamlet]

\ i leave him for ONE second and he's broken up a previously very happy marriage

[wild phoenix]

😭

[plush schooner]

this is so real

also i forgot to tell yall u can get panini married

it doesnt really have greater lore implications but you can

[torpid lintel]

Panini married 😭

[proper coral]

omg hello

[regal tendon]

HI

SO YOU CAN CHOOSE HOW YOU’RE SACRIFICED

Go crazy

Scroll up for examples

[wild phoenix]

my death was fun :3

[proper coral]

OKAYY

[honest moon]

@proper coral has leveled up! (2 ➜ 3)

[proper coral]

im gonna go regina george style and get hit by a bus

[wild phoenix]

GOOD CHOICE

[regal tendon]

OK SLAY

[proper coral]

HEHEH

[regal tendon]

React with 🚍 TO SACRIFICE

[proper coral]

YESS

[regal tendon]

,role @proper coral sage

[green basin]

@regal tendon: Added <@&1107785233031495902> to @proper coral

[proper coral]

YAYYY

[hazy hamlet]

I should get panini married ngl

Better idea: get two system members to get panini married

[regal tendon]

I WOULD HAPPILY OFFICIATE

[hazy hamlet]

IDK WHO I'M GONNA PICKKKK

@cedar trail brain moment?

SCREW IT. I NOMINATE AVALON AND PETRICHOR TO GET PANINI MARRIED.

[regal tendon]

YAYYY WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE CEREMONY TO BE LIKE

[hazy hamlet]

CHAOS

[regal tendon]

Pluralkit doesn’t seem to work in forums here for some reason 😔 We’ve been fiddling with perms for ages but it just doesn’t want to work for some reason

🔥test

Nope

Still nothing

[hazy hamlet]

sad beans :(

[regal tendon]

OK JUST GENERAL CHAOS OR ANY SPECIFIC TYPE?

[hazy hamlet]

GAY CHAOS

WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE CHAOS LESBIANS

[regal tendon]

OK

What emoji do you guys want to represent chaos

[hazy hamlet]

🫘⭐🏳️‍🌈 🐟 🎩 🥚

[regal tendon]

This is so good oh my god

REACT WITH 🫘⭐🏳️‍🌈 🐟 🎩 🥚 TO MARRY AVALON AND PETRICHOR

@plush schooner PANINI WEDDING COMPLETE

This is the first one in months I swear

[hazy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-token-lick-gif-11564773091199380827

accurate representation of the wedding ngl 😭

[regal tendon]

Except with MORE CHAOS 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[hazy hamlet]

INDEED

i wonder who else i can convince to get panini married

[wild phoenix]

WAIT IS THERE MARRAIGE NOW??

[lusty oracle]

WHO GOT MARRIED

[wild phoenix]

WHATS HAPPENINGG

[hazy hamlet]

AVALON AND PETRICHOR

[hazy hamlet]

RIGHT HERE

[lusty oracle]

THATS GREAT

[wild phoenix]

can someone explain to me what going on with marraige on here 😭

[pulsar jewel]

PANINICORD'S AWESOME

[wild phoenix]

I DONT UNDERSATDN IT THO

[pulsar jewel]

@plush schooner COULD EXPLAIN IT FOR U IF SHE DOESNT MIND :)

[wild phoenix]

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE MARRIAGE

[pulsar jewel]

OO ME TOO

I THINK ITS BRAND NEW

[wild phoenix]

PROBABLY

[proper coral]

YESS

[pulsar jewel]

IKR

[torpid lintel]

Oh my

[regal tendon]

@cedar trail

🔥test

🔥test

Still nothing :/

[potent coral]

oh

[plush schooner]

<3333

[glossy jasper]

im still waiting to be sacrificed

[wild phoenix]

imagine not being sacrificed :3

[glossy jasper]

been waiting for 8 months, how is the waitlist this long?

[wild phoenix]

it shouldnt be i was sacrificed in like a day 😭

[hazy hamlet]

please give the grim reaper 1-703.2 business days to ensure your safe passage to the afterlife.

/silly

[glossy jasper]

awh...

[glossy jasper]

230 days gone 473 days left

[wild phoenix]

i would ask mother mars or sage to be sacrificed ;-;

[potent coral]

I ate a panini

[faint meadow]

who was it

[potent coral]

whoever is secretly a sausage

[plush schooner]

girl what

[green basin]

💤 @potent coral is AFK: issy sleep :) - <t:1707714432:R>

[plush schooner]

turning into arlo

[rustic jay]

I need to finish dead poets society 😭😭😭

[plush schooner]

random chat but i need to watch dead poets society frfr

[regal tendon]

SAME

[plush schooner]

omg,

marsieeeeeee

[rustic jay]

Fr I have 40min left

[glossy jasper]

whats dead poets society.............

[plush schooner]

its a gay show

and sad i rhink

[rustic jay]

True

[plush schooner]

i didnt see this before but panini marriage is a little panini sidequest - its not really lore relevant because weve only ever performed two. but if you would like to have an (after)life partner - feel free to marry any person of your choice! terms and conditions apply!

||terms and conditions: this marriage is not legally recognised by any real-world government. if you want to actually marry someone, a discord server is not the place to be! secondly, no divorces. we haven't learnt how to divorce people yet, sorry if this causes you any inconvenience!!||

[wild phoenix]

OMG I UNDERSTAND NOW

[rustic jay]

I would like to panini marry someone

Gotta find another sacrifice to marry

[pulsar jewel]

OMG AWW DW :) YAY THIS IS SO COOL OMG

[plush schooner]

dating out in panini land is hard dude

[green basin]

💤 @rustic jay is AFK: Sleeping 🛌😴💤 - <t:1708264698:R>

[plush schooner]

mars hasnt read my silly little goofy little thing im writing and i felt lonely so hi kids

[rustic jay]

I seriously gotta remember to message here in the mornings 💀😭😭😭

[green basin]

👋 @rustic jay: Welcome back, you were away for 19 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds

[rustic jay]

Fr

[plush schooner]

inspired very loosely by the thing about cassandra by neil gaiman

(this snippet makes no sense of that inspiration. but i kind of took icarus and ran with it. also this came to me while i was doing laundry so >>)

[regal tendon]

YOU HAVEN’T SENT ME ANYTHING

Oh wait

You did

I’M SORRY I DIDN’T SEE IT

[rustic jay]

I would like to get panini married

To @exotic blade

[exotic blade]

YES

i do

or

idk how it works

[rustic jay]

Same

I just know it’s new and we will be the first to panini we’d

Wed

[exotic blade]

thats cool

[rustic jay]

Fr

[rustic jay]

3rd

Apparently they have done 2 before

[exotic blade]

ah well

[rustic jay]

Still

[exotic blade]

good for them

slay

[rustic jay]

Yay marriage

Slay

[exotic blade]

yayy

[glossy jasper]

omg i wanna get married too

[plush schooner]

react with 💍 to marry them if they get less than 5 reactions then someone has to oppose their wedding

[rustic jay]

Less then 5 in which time period?

[exotic blade]

its not looking very promising bestie......-

[rustic jay]

😭😭😭

[rustic jay]

!!!

[green basin]

👋 @rustic jay: Welcome back, you were away for 8 hours, 5 minutes and 36 seconds

[rustic jay]

@exotic blade

[exotic blade]

hi

[rustic jay]

THE REACTIONS

[exotic blade]

YOOOO

PANINI PERSON PLS GET ONLINE ASAP /NF

[rustic jay]

THEYLL BE ASKEEP BY NOW

[exotic blade]

AW MANN

[rustic jay]

Still counts

[winged basalt]

marry meeeee

[glossy jasper]

@obtuse talon and I wanna get panini married :3

[obtuse talon]

Real!!!

[glossy jasper]

YAYY

https://tenor.com/view/ablivya-weee-cat-catfastomgsofast-wtfisthistag-gif-26273699

[plush schooner]

ur married immediately

if u want to divorce u have to figure it our urself

[plush schooner]

.... u know i like have a name and i think that should be a prereq of being on this channel,,

[rustic jay]

They’re new lol they only know people as person I’ll help them learn

[exotic blade]

oh sorry

i usually just call people i don’t know “x person” not really an excuse tho. i won’t call you that again i’m sorry

[plush schooner]

thats allg it just felt kinda icky to be called "panini person"

feel free to ping me in this channel whenever , my name is pretty much always in or inferable from my dn so itll come up anyway if u ping and delete i

[regal tendon]

Me omw to change your nickname to “not sage”

[plush schooner]

that indicates that my name is sage

[regal tendon]

Egas then

OK OR MAYBE I’LL JUST CHANGE IT TO FUCKING JIM

[ebon lion]

Jim?

[regal tendon]

(Good omens reference)

[plush schooner]

JIM IS SHORT FOR JAMES WHICH IS SHORT FOR GABRIEL!!! THEREFORE MY NAME IS SAGE

[regal tendon]

How the fuck did you get sage from that girl 💀

[plush schooner]

gabriel starts with a g therefore insert it in the middle of the name and then use a shift cipher to move the s in james over to the first spot in the name. then we need to use jim so we get an alphabetical shift cipher and the j moves ten spots becoming an a. my name very well wont be sag now will it

[regal tendon]

,nickname 783628380242313217 Cthulhu

[green basin]

@regal tendon: You can't rename someone who has the same top role as you.

[regal tendon]

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

DUUUDE

That is not fair

[ebon lion]

You were about to nickname Sage Cthulhu?

[regal tendon]

Yes.

HE CAN’T CIPHER HIS WAY OUT OF THAT ONE

[plush schooner]

giggle

[regal tendon]

DON’T YOU DARE

[ebon lion]

I have a feeling Sage is about to cipher his way out of that one.

[hazy hamlet]

Is panini marrying an entire polycule possible?

[regal tendon]

Yes ‼️

Panini marriages are welcome to everyone

[hazy hamlet]

YAY!! I am so close to convincing everyone in my polycule to panini marry.

Heheeeeeeee

[regal tendon]

I would happily officiate

[hazy hamlet]

Yay!!