general

[oak quail]

uhhhh ok i'll dumpy slam instead

[minor birch]

is it just me or is marceline so strong

[bold canyon]

She's top 1

[oak quail]

elbow drop spam is counterable which is more than can be said for some top tier spam

it's when they actually know what they're doing that marceline becomes strong

[bold canyon]

I'm back to playing Finn after like a month why is he so ass

[low sinew]

I was trying out tom and jerry because heard they were difficult but fun, and even though im new i was a lil decent, then i went versus a marcy player and it went well all until i got the first stock. Ive never seen so many special moves used at once

[buoyant monolith]

All her attacks are janky fast and super powerful with strong kockbacks

[bold canyon]

Jab jab IAD sair doesn't combo into up tilt anymore like??

[oak quail]

to many complain. now shortest jab in the game. you like?

[buoyant monolith]

So yup she's broken

[bold canyon]

No he feels like actual garbage

[unreal tulip]

not what I mean, I mean: no bright lights, don't get him wet and don't feed him past midnight ; )

[minor birch]

thats so annoying tho marcy is so dumb her attacks r so fast and have big knockback

[bold canyon]

Dude sair doesn't even follow up into itself anymore

[oak quail]

this is what happens when you balance based off of twitter and reddit

[minor birch]

like i clashed with her and we were the same percent i got sent flying as bg

[bold canyon]

It drops like 50% of the times

[sick ocean]

listen, ik why u said this, but im not that old

[unreal tulip]

should I listen or read?

[limber onyx]

What’s that have to do with age

[sick ocean]

[sick ocean]

i wasnt around for gremlins

[bold canyon]

He wasn't even that bad

[oak quail]

millennial parents forgot to show their children good movies

[limber onyx]

It still exists

[sick ocean]

:/

[limber onyx]

Some three year olds have probably seen it

[low sinew]

another unrelated question, but why are some features from the beta such as attack decay, removed? and why are some perks like triple jump not there either? also, the game feels kinda slower then it used to. I played the beta for like 10 days before it shut down, so i might be wrong

[limber onyx]

I doubt cicala was around when this came out either

[bold canyon]

I first watched gremlins when I was 9

[limber onyx]

Cicala is weird but I doubt they’re over 40

[bold canyon]

I thank lego dimensions for that

[oak quail]

attack decay still exists it's just weaker and not visualized

[brave flax]

Let's all never forget that Starlord sold in Avengers: Infinitity war

[limber onyx]

I’m gonna forget that

[oak quail]

eren jeager sold too

[bold canyon]

His girlfriend just got killed bruh

[brave flax]

NOT an excuse

[oak quail]

eren doesn't even have that excuse!! why is he jobbing!!

[low sinew]

what about the others? why is it all changed?

[unreal tulip]

the 80s are a bit too much even for me

[bold canyon]

how
His most loved person in the whole world got thrown off a cliff by her own father do you want him to stay calm

[oak quail]

they probably thought those perks were too stronk who needs perk diversity anyways thanks tony

[hybrid frost]

🎶Lady , hear me tonight 🎶

[zenith agate]

1. Attack decay was an unhealthy mechanic, it is still in the game but behaves differently and is way more toned down

2. Because they didn't want any must have/meta perks like x3 jump

3. It is, mainly for balance reasons

[oak quail]

also 2v2s sucked in beta that was not fun in retrospect

[brave flax]

Uh yeah dude, the world is at stake. I didn't see Spiderman selling when Green Goblin killed his Aunt

[limber onyx]

Why did you bring this up

Weird discussion point unprompted

[west sky]

Attack decay still exists but more lenient and less impacting
The other two were actual decisions from the team. Game being slower because it's easier to keep up
Perks being removed I don't see a good reason other than them wanting to mix up gameplay because some still exist (bots in casual using the jump higher perk and some rift modifies being exactly like old perks)

[unreal tulip]

but thanks for calling me weird, I take pride in it : )

[kind jolt]

watch Flacocco

[unreal tulip]

Starsold

[unreal tulip]

But I don't recall Green Goblin throwing her off a cliff though, it's totally different

[brave flax]

A collapsed building seems like a way worse fate, being impaled and allat

But I wouldn't know fr

[unreal tulip]

nah, the cliff adds that sense of impotency against the forces of nature and the laws of gravity

[brave flax]

Please simplify 😭

[unreal tulip]

it made him feel small against the wonderful yet cruel natural landscape

can't fight nature

[devout silo]

just got 1st place at Arena, only for the game to crash at the last second, I'm gonna cry now

[unreal tulip]

rage against the machine

[sleek coyote]

go on, im listening

[hybrid frost]

GULP..😳 , wellllll ya see , extraterrestrial species continues to gather round the dimension!!!

[unreal tulip]

🎶 Lady, it's time for your Velma ditto 🎶

[bold canyon]

Harley players are so carried

[calm river]

false

[bold canyon]

Nerf Marceline ppg and Harley and then we'll talk

[bold canyon]

Lol Harley main

How does it feel spamming sair

[calm river]

true 😔 but if theres one thing harleys ARENT its carried

[calm river]

try nair and then you got me

[bold canyon]

Nair sair nair sair nair sair

[calm river]

thats not even a good combo

[bold canyon]

I'm not saying it's a combo

[iron silo]

That's a combo?

[bold canyon]

I'm saying you spam these 2 moves all game

[iron silo]

That sounds like someone who knows nothing about Harley trying to sound smart

[calm river]

mvs players when you use one of harleys attacks 😠

[bold canyon]

MVS players when you spam all game
But nerf Finn I guess

[oak quail]

i know enough about harley to know idk what yall are doing with the sair chain

[calm river]

real ones know its neutral down spike into up special 😋

[zenith agate]

[iron silo]

REAL ONES KNOWWWWWW 🔥🔥

[unreal tulip]

Gizmo players are more carried

[bold canyon]

Idk I haven't fought a gizmo in ages

[zenith agate]

What the hell is neutral down spike

[kind jolt]

bro plays Jason 💀

[unreal tulip]

they have a car

[zenith agate]

Yall say anything in here lmao

[calm river]

just a neutral attack. mb for no commas. neutral attack, down spike, up special

[bold canyon]

Yeah what about it

[kind jolt]

jab jab side special masters 1

[bold canyon]

Jason hate is so forced

[bold canyon]

I don't even use that LMAOOO

[oak quail]

have you fought new jason yet

[iron silo]

Bro plays the mute character but still yapping

[bold canyon]

It's jab jab stomp jab jab reverse bed

Jab jab side special spam doesn't get you anywhere bro

[sick ocean]

🙏

[oak quail]

brother i tried forcing myself NOT to hate him rn it didn't work

[unreal tulip]

with the mattress down and the feet up? nah, doesn't add up

[zenith agate]

We got a comedian

[bold canyon]

Fair enough but he's not broken

[iron silo]

Everyone knows Harley's side air is like.. tolerable. Her neutral ground and air are the actually valuable moves

[bold canyon]

"Harley sair is tolerable" lol

[zenith agate]

💀

Yall too funny man

[iron silo]

Wow guys, she can hit it twice. Truly. She is unbeatable

[zenith agate]

The riveting ability to read a tech:

U might just be, bad at the game and that's ok

[calm river]

TRUE THIS IS HOW THEY BE SOUNDING 😭

[iron silo]

I don't even use Sair

[unreal tulip]

We got a Dr. Manhattan

[iron silo]

At least not as much as neutral air

[calm river]

yall acting like you cant dodge an up special kinda embarrassing

[low sinew]

just parry bro

[sick ocean]

just dont do sair tech stuff

[iron silo]

Me and the boys using up special at the FFA:

[zenith agate]

Oh brother

[iron silo]

I think Harley's best kill moves are her neutrals and the up special

[oak quail]

who said up special people dodge that all day any time i get on harley

[calm river]

her down spike is good too if you got them over open air but thats true of any character ig

[hallow sable]

dead game (watch this )

[sick ocean]

wish i had a fortnite dance emote

[iron silo]

I think you only get the real value out of it if you can aim the glove

[hallow sable]

bisexual Harley Quinn player (i think that’s bi)

[limber onyx]

Harley side air would be fine if it didn’t hit though most of other attacks

[iron silo]

Every Harley Quinn player is bisexual, it's how it works

[sick ocean]

yeah, but if u mean me, im not actually bisexual

[strange fjord]

Jack is ass 🗣️

[oak quail]

play 2s

[sick ocean]

b-but... it doesnt, thats just perspective really

[calm river]

im goated at aiming the glove

[strange fjord]

that's the thing, I don't want to solo q 😭

[iron silo]

I prefer confetti tbh

[calm river]

pan actually 😔

[iron silo]

Close enough! You're still one

[sick ocean]

hate it rn cz sair sends downwards

[strange fjord]

maybe I should play Arya and heal my pain

[calm river]

ID DO CONFETTI IF AIMING THE GLOVE WAS PART OF HER BASE MOVESET. but i use her down attack too much to warrant using anything but aiming the glove

[sick ocean]

wait, every harley player is queer, confirmed

[oak quail]

you're playing one of the best characters in the main game mode and complaining about 1s

[calm river]

this is true ong

[strange fjord]

he's alright

[limber onyx]

Could just be conincidence, but it seems to knock me out of most attacks I’m using against her. Either way it’s no Nubia side special. That actually hits through almost anything

[sick ocean]

ngl, spamming side special does not make him good in 2s

[limber onyx]

Nubia side special be beating elbow drop

[bold canyon]

I hate free for all I hate everything tbh

[iron silo]

I remember once I got confetti on someone during FFA. A guy hit the enemy offstage, set off confetti, and I got the score

[sick ocean]

i lose to jabs on her sair, its rlly just perspective

[oak quail]

yeah which is why i usually beat those, you have to sort of know how to play jack besides spamming that

[limber onyx]

Shouldn’t that not be possible because of negative jab priority

[iron silo]

Jack players need to learn to use down special

[low sinew]

whos jack

[sick ocean]

haha, yep ^^

[sick ocean]

i cant see how he would be good in 2s besides that, maybe in certain team comps

[calm river]

TRUE I HATE JAB PRIORITY. sometimes its literally SO unfair

[iron silo]

The one that's gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack.

[iron silo]

Idk jabs are still a good approximation tool overall

[oak quail]

how much do you play 2s

[iron silo]

It doesn't really feel like anything's really changed at all?

[sick ocean]

its supposed to hv less prio

[sharp moon]

Yeee heee yeee heee make way for the king

[limber onyx]

I do know I’ve been hit by Jack’s jab 1 during a clash despite it having negative priority

[iron silo]

He can apply weakness in 2s, meaning it's easier to get ringouts

[sick ocean]

dont usually, but went on an arc, gonna finish in masters soon, but only after the holidays cz at parents house rn

[calm river]

i thought the devs were removing weakness 💀 or am i incorrect

[limber onyx]

Me too

[sharp moon]

This game sucks

[sick ocean]

yeah fair, but i simply refuse to get hit sometimes

[oak quail]

jack is their super special boy who can do no wrong

[iron silo]

Not COMPLETELY, they don't have a replacement for it yet

For now it's just in less hands.

[calm river]

:boohoo:

wtf why cant i use custom emojis in this server 💀

[low sinew]

Jack isnt that op tho

[strange fjord]

he's ass

[oak quail]

he's better in 2s

[zenith agate]

He's rubbish lol

[calm river]

i love playing him bc i love his full moveset. i hate playing against him though because it feels like they can do nothing but side special

[iron silo]

He's definitely a samurai, and Samurai usually don't fight with their swords

[low sinew]

Parry

[calm river]

this is making me wanna hop on mvs and i have to get ready for work 💔

[calm river]

its not an issue of im getting hit. its an issue of its a lame fight because its easy to dodge a dumb side special 💀

[low sinew]

true

[strange fjord]

buff Jack

[unreal tulip]

that's Jason, my special, special boy

[grave umbra]

Make up tilt not whiff pls

[unreal tulip]

they try to push each other out of a circular ring with slaps and grabs

[wheat sluice]

Anyone wanna run 2’s unranked

[iron silo]

No that's sumo wrestlers

[sick ocean]

actually harley but you can dream

[zenith agate]

Ew harley

[iron silo]

The special, special girl. We love her here in Harley nation

[vagrant thunder]

Bring back S2 side special.

[sick ocean]

She's beauty, she's grace, she WILL kick you in the face

[frozen thicket]

Multiversus cook!

[zenith agate]

You should go read her new comic guys i hear it's reallyyyyy good

[grave umbra]

I just want him to have more kill power, the amount of times people live to 170 against him is insane

[iron silo]

What new comic? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

NO IDEA AT ALL

[strange fjord]

it's so dumb bruh

[unreal tulip]

oh right, samurais are those practicing lucha libre with colorful masks

[regal blade]

LEBRON ACCELERATING DOWN THE LANE, LEBROOOOON HAMMERS IT INTHE PAINT, LEBROOOOOON

[unreal tulip]

I was making my best Pamela Voorhees impression : )

[sick ocean]

mhm, defo understand

[regal blade]

To celebrate lebrons birthday I’m gonna kick some ass with him in Multiversus

[unreal tulip]

stream it : )

[frozen thicket]

bro the gameplay in Multiversus is so cheeks now

[regal blade]

I’m honored to even be able to play as such a goated character

[frozen thicket]

how are u guys still enjoying this system

[regal blade]

Wish i could😂

[iron silo]

Luchadores?

[oak quail]

try playing with friends

[unreal tulip]

I knew that didn't sound very Japanese! then samurais are those fighting in the colosseum against each others and lions and stuff

[iron silo]

Gladiators

[oak quail]

cicala kid is doing it intentionally if you weren't aware

[unreal tulip]

I should have known Rome isn't in Japan... then samurais are those with the colorful kilts and the bagpipes

Braveheart is my favourite anime

[unreal tulip]

doing what intentionally?

[iron silo]

Scottish

[oak quail]

[sharp moon]

I have arrived make way for the king 👑

[bold canyon]

Double ppg is unplayable

The amount of lag is crazy

[gentle charm]

when are they gonna fix characters being completely out of screen not dying

[sharp moon]

at 160 too and then you get hit by a feather at 90 and get sent flying

[languid plaza]

Shut you low life peasant you are a mere spec in this world

[sharp moon]

<@&882349260409032746> I'm being bullied by a child

[gentle charm]

i just played an iron giant who completely went top of the blast zone

really fair

[languid plaza]

It’s not that bad bro

[limber onyx]

Only really seen that in rifts

[languid plaza]

Bro rlly abt to get me muted

[unreal tulip]

I could have sworn Scotland was an Asian island.... but samurais are definitely those wearing eyepatches, sailing on ships with their swords and parrots

[zenith holly]

You what else isnt bad

[iron silo]

Pirates!

[vagrant thunder]

Finn is so hard to approach.

[languid plaza]

What

[unreal tulip]

to be fair, Samurais did sail on ships, had swords and could wear eyepatches : )

[iron silo]

You're going to be the death of me.

[zenith holly]

A mute if you dont watch what you say.

At least be civil.

[queen knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25169380

[languid plaza]

Alright then I understand

[unreal tulip]

it was all a ruse to get to this moment : )

[languid plaza]

I was joking but I won’t happen again

[strange fjord]

tuff

[unreal tulip]

maybe you should work on your charisma to break the ice

[deep crescent]

[sleek coyote]

mess e mah

[sleek coyote]

YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON BREAK 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[queen knoll]

ur right 🫡 I shall take my leave once again

[zenith holly]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-messmer-the-impaler-good-morning-gif-10232275238584254661

[sleek coyote]

so hawt omg-

[vagrant thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-angry-furious-choking-choke-gif-19750556

[zenith holly]

Becoming messmer again when i build my pc

wait

[sleek coyote]

im not gonna ask a dumb question….. you using ww?

[zenith holly]

Again..?

@queen knoll

[oak quail]

cicala actually right for once

[vagrant thunder]

I was not.

[sleek coyote]

HARLEY!?

[vagrant thunder]

I was using Beetlejuice.

[zenith holly]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-winter-soldier-bucky-barnes-robotic-arm-cyborg-arm-gif-7001328063019293640

[sleek coyote]

🦈 >>>>>

[oak quail]

i played 3 matches of beetlejuice he's the worst character in the game he sux

[bold canyon]

Jake is the worst not beetlejuice

[low sinew]

any suggestions on characters to play

[vagrant thunder]

I was doing pretty good with him.

[sleek coyote]

MEGAN WDYM NO! Jeff is best boy

[bold brook]

Taz

[oak quail]

i can kill with jake sometimes

[vagrant thunder]

Jeff is lame.

[low sinew]

too far

[sleek coyote]

💔

[sleek coyote]

taz can actually be fun tho

[zenith holly]

Huge

[low sinew]

is he good?

[zenith holly]

Massive even

[sleek coyote]

MASSIVE YES

[zenith holly]

https://tenor.com/view/taunting-richard-tyler-blevins-ninja-tyler-ninja-blevins-whats-up-gif-27170154

[vagrant thunder]

Massive L, yes.

[umbral plank]

does this game still exist

[vagrant thunder]

[oak quail]

maybe

[limber onyx]

Unclear but I think I played it earlier

[vagrant thunder]

No, so you can hit the leave button since it's all over now.

[sleek coyote]

i think taz is like a to each their own type of character. even if you lose with him its kinda the feeling of “at least i had fun”

[sleek coyote]

massive W only 🙂‍↕️

[zenith holly]

Dude you’re trying to get exiled

[deep crescent]

Xbox players and spamming, PlayStation/Epic players and BMing, the only players with any honor and skill are steam users

[sleek coyote]

😭

[umbral plank]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-26380846

[low sinew]

does the fun come from eating chicken, or from causing brain damage to your opponents?

[sleek coyote]

🤣 both

[vagrant thunder]

[limber onyx]

I think everyone does a good BM

[bold brook]

I think he means removal of mod privileges

[bold canyon]

Rank is too easy rn

Everyone just sucks and leaves after one round lol

[remote wadi]

Do you have a low taper fade

[spare zephyr]

😒

[sleek coyote]

🥾

[remote wadi]

We love the vore character

[sleek coyote]

ever since that day we joked on taz boot i actually started using it

[spare zephyr]

ugly mf

[spare zephyr]

PLS NO 😭

[remote wadi]

If you were put into a soup would you be seasoned well

Would taz say too much salt

And spit you out

[sleek coyote]

NAH CUZ WHATS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[spare zephyr]

😭😭😭

[sleek coyote]

and you a fellow samurai so like?!?!?

[remote wadi]

You know how taz says tasty soup

[sleek coyote]

NAHHHHHHH

[oak quail]

this is not the place to use these words

[languid plaza]

What if Megan got a Lowe taper fade?

[remote wadi]

M3GAN with a low taper fade would probably be way scarier

[spare zephyr]

Putting taz in a van to be taken to the vet and put down 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[rich dagger]

who cares. this game is literal crap

[oak quail]

mad

make a better one

[open girder]

we do

[tropic wasp]

where can i spend Green Fighter Currency

because the daily login rewards gave me it but you cant really buy fighters unless its with Gleamium?

[remote wadi]

Any character that isn't marceline in the fighter store

[tropic wasp]

oh ok

[obsidian verge]

[remote wadi]

Specifically in the fighter store scroll down in the regular store until you see the fighter store

[tropic wasp]

Raven too

[tropic wasp]

ty

[remote wadi]

She's still not fc? Oh yeah she's also new to this season

[kind jolt]

Every time I see a hawkeye I play Jeff and start hunting him down the rest of the match

[remote wadi]

Wrong server.

[oak quail]

every time [sniper] i [dive comp] i don't even play marvel rivals but yeah we know

[tropic wasp]

LMAO wrong game beginning with M

[oak quail]

that's what you're supposed to do

[limber onyx]

Thought she was supposed to be for FC after three days

That’s what they said anyway

[oak quail]

every time i eat i poop later

[limber onyx]

The never ending cycle of humanity

[buoyant monolith]

Omg thank you ranks for giving me a whopping 7 points for wining

Omg I'm crying in tears thank this rank system

[sick ocean]

she is, i bought both of them for 6k

[vagrant thunder]

I'm still confused. Didn't do anything to make that a possibility.

[vagrant thunder]

I don't lol. Why did you ask that?

[remote wadi]

The Gif

Ninja low taper fade

[vagrant thunder]

I didn't post that ninja gif. 😆

[bold canyon]

Is there gonna be a new event tomorrow

There's nothing in the event tab
Is this gonna be another mythic vista situation

[limber onyx]

Yeah, I don’t think the new rift comes until mid January

[bold canyon]

Uh oh

[sleek coyote]

mess e mah did then deleted it

[limber onyx]

Not like any of us playing for the festiversus event right now anyway

[buoyant monolith]

7 points gracefully for wining a game

Nice nice nice nice fk you rank

[oak quail]

why not extend the event if nothing is planned after it

silly devs

[grim yew]

And 12 points for losing against someone higher rank haha

[buoyant monolith]

19 man 19

[grim yew]

Jesus, 19? Your mmr must be really high. Yeah, suffering from success, cause this game is dumb and wants to eat up your time as much as possible

[kind jolt]

Black Widow MVP 28-5

[limber onyx]

Yeah I guess that’s true

[raven goblet]

お金 稼ぐ 俺らはスタ
⭐⭐🌟💫

[maiden locust]

Fill in the time with Make Multiversus Great Again event

[buoyant monolith]

Wow 8 points

They are feeling generous today

[shut ferry]

yall act surprised every time you get 7-8 points like it's not every third person in the cord

[buoyant monolith]

Yes please pfg screw me over and waste my time in this bs rank system please blue ball me and give me the least points and take from me all the points as I lose one fight. All for fun

[shut ferry]

just dont lose

realistically you have to boost. Have a homie thats ranked low otherwise you wont gain any points at all

[buoyant monolith]

Nah man pfg needs to understand that this system as a whole is just a way to retain players attention in the most agonizing bs way that just makes players quit

[shut ferry]

I got masters season 1 and havent felt like dealing with the ranked system again any other seasons so I totally get it.

[maiden locust]

You think these skins are free? They want you to SQUIRM LIKE A WORM for them. Your grief and sorrow are nourishment.

[buoyant monolith]

Please whip me harder master whip me and make me cry tears of anguish

[jagged moat]

🤨

[limber onyx]

Just a little torture

[bold canyon]

Nvm rank is actual garbage

Sweat like hell, get 8 points and lose 20 wth

[buoyant monolith]

Gosh I was almost having fun here thank pfg for reminding me to suffer

[bold canyon]

This game is so unfun but I keep playing it for no reason

It's 100% Stockholm syndrome

Or maybe I'm a masochist

[subtle plover]

ey same!

[zenith agate]

This is still somewhat decent lol wait for the +4s

[bold canyon]

I finally played nasb 2 it's actually insane how good it is compared to this trash bro

[maiden locust]

I think it’s usually fun. Ranked is not

[bold canyon]

I'm not even good yet and I barely find any matches but when I do it's 10x more fun

[drowsy hill]

People still play that?

[bold canyon]

No unfortunately

But you can still find matches

[drowsy hill]

Damnn another L for MVS

[buoyant monolith]

....... you're joking right

[grim yew]

Taz is so cancer omfg

[buoyant monolith]

Pls tell me you're joking

[zenith agate]

Nope

[buoyant monolith]

Oh my god fkkkk

[drowsy hill]

Ranked needs to be fixed asap

[bold canyon]

Huh? Another skin for Velma and black Adam? Sure!

[drowsy hill]

PFG: We are scrapping Daffy for more DC characters and Velma skins

[spare zephyr]

W

[kind jolt]

This will save the game fr fr

[buoyant monolith]

Another 7 points

[drowsy hill]

Ikr

[buoyant monolith]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyysmdgsodbdkdjd sisjnzndidudns sbdhdj

The only reason I'm here is for superman but they nerfed his air jabs soo fkking much they don't connect even when they visually hit. One more fkking nerf to my main superman and I'm quitting fkk this.

[maiden locust]

How about lego multiversus? It can be multiversus but everything is lego

[buoyant monolith]

I need a cup of tea this game is just making me darn stupidly annoyed

[spare zephyr]

Playing mvs for Superman you were doomed to fail

[drowsy hill]

Cant wait for lego breaking sound of effects when u get Rungout

[maiden locust]

It would be good in a smash game

[buoyant monolith]

What I want is for the games hitboxes to be fully fixed and ui to improve

[oak quail]

hello gamers

[buoyant monolith]

Rift to be fully revamped and the game to be handed over to another more competent company with history in fighting games

[kind jolt]

Most of the hitboxes are not broken

[oak quail]

he's gonna say superman whiffs everything visually

[kind jolt]

The hitboxes PFG want are just disgusting

[buoyant monolith]

Superman air jabs whiffs

His side one and downward

[mental raft]

What are you talking about

[buoyant monolith]

Plus there's alot other characters that hit behind them

[bold canyon]

Please for the love of god nerf raven

That stupid sair is actually braindead

[buoyant monolith]

Superman air side and downward jabs miss when they visually connect

[true moat]

100 seconds matchmaking and I keep getting the same people so often is the game dead or is anyone else experiencing this and this is just how it’s meant to be

[buoyant monolith]

Block them that's how I avoided this problem

[warm holly]

You playing rank?

[true moat]

Yeaa

[true moat]

Ngl I didn’t think blocking actually stopped them from being in ur games😭

[mental raft]

Nerf Superman

[sharp moon]

Just get good

[buoyant monolith]

Same issue played aginst a team comp soo brain dead 6 times in a row had to block them so I can stop matching aginst them

[worthy violet]

UwU

[buoyant monolith]

Nerf superman ?????

[true moat]

6 times is crazy lool what comp

[mental raft]

I am good

[sharp moon]

Remember that Jason spam from yesterday

[sharp moon]

If you was good you wouldn’t be asking for Superman nerfs
He’s mid asf already as is

[buoyant monolith]

Tnj and bugs/ reindog and Marvin

[sharp moon]

Mf wants Normalman remove all the Super from him

Clark Kent

[mental raft]

I want him nerfed cause I don’t like him

[sharp moon]

You want him nerfed cause you suck 😭

[mental raft]

I don’t tho

[sharp moon]

Whatever you say

[buoyant monolith]

Nah man he's fukking hard to play as and I need to pull a near miracle just to land a combo and I don't spam like the other superman players

[wary basin]

yo mvs discord! i just played against a garnet with this peculiar skin. it's a T-shirt with "playfight"? written on it. does anyone know what it means? was it a promotional item?

[bold canyon]

How the hell am I supposed to fight raven

[sharp moon]

Twitch drop

[buoyant monolith]

Twich promo

[bold canyon]

I literally can't approach her
Sair takes priority over everything
What a absolutely braindead character

[wary basin]

ohhhhhh gotcha

[buoyant monolith]

By baiting her then hitting her

[wary basin]

for the record the garnet was so nice and just danced the whole match

[bold canyon]

Your acting like she doesn't have a incredibly thin hitbox and just dodges out of everything immediately

[buoyant monolith]

You're exactly right she's hard to fight aginst and annoying

[mental raft]

That’s why Superman should get nerfed

[buoyant monolith]

Huh whyy

He barley has any moves that connects

[maiden locust]

Nerf Gizmo’s music notes

[buoyant monolith]

Man if you're bad at this game just use the most broken characters

[mental raft]

I use reindog

[maiden locust]

Who is the most broken?

[bold canyon]

I can't even get advice on my character because the ppg server is dead as hell and nobody plays them the hell am I supposed to even do

[maiden locust]

Ppg are fun

[buoyant monolith]

Reindog, shaggy, power puff girls, Harley Quinn, vampire gal, Jason

[buoyant monolith]

It's a glitch you need to reboot

[maiden locust]

Reindog is broke?

[mental raft]

Reindog is overpowered okay

[bold canyon]

I love having to relearn my character every patch amazing game

[mental raft]

Switch characters

[grave umbra]

Can't forget batman

[buoyant monolith]

If you learn how to use him properly he's really good

[maiden locust]

Keeps things fresh

[main flume]

can confirm

[mental raft]

Everybody is

[main flume]

Silver 1 up special gets them every time

[buoyant monolith]

He took my superman out twice while I'm 60 to 80 from the side and top maps

[mental raft]

That’s a skill issue

[buoyant monolith]

I'm telling you he's overpowered

[mental raft]

Velma is better

[buoyant monolith]

Get better at him and find a partner like Quinn or shaggy and you'll see

[oak quail]

crazy how nobody else got this treatment

[grim yew]

Batman is so annoying omfg

[rain tapir]

How could a character with 0 whiff frames ever be annoying...

[subtle plover]

just shield

[rain tapir]

That does not fix anything

His shield whiff is also practically non existent

[vestal terrace]

What's the deal with airplane food

[subtle plover]

relax is just a meme :p

[rain tapir]

I genuinely can't tell with some of these shield glazers these days

[bold canyon]

BRO THE LAGGG

WHY AM I FIGHTING PEOPLE FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE WORLD

Actually just killed me because of lag

I'm so done with this game istg

[vagrant thunder]

Nubia is added to my list of characters that don't have to try.

[rain tapir]

[mental raft]

Get good

[subtle plover]

i'm a shield enjoyer don't worry

[vagrant thunder]

Don't incite arguments please.

[grim yew]

Zero whiff, insanely privileged hitboxes that go EVERYWHERE, super speed, and the most automated gameplan ever. Batarang does everything, combo, pressure, set-up, anti-pressure and can still inflict weakened with the perk on, grapple is actually really annoying and forces a dodge, shield or parry just for pressing a button, s-air hits behind and above, crazy combos, jab anti-airs, dash attack anti-airs from the very back of his shoulder and leads to a full connect, slide is active for a million years, instant, high damage and knockback with combo application, divekick can be canceled at any moment on top of having high priority and hitting on the SIDE for no reason (move can be steered btw), he can install explosion on any hit even on shield, and up special is the most insanely privileged hitbox I've ever seen in a single button on this game.

[spare zephyr]

Oh nah

[grim yew]

Tldr batman's still busted

[spare zephyr]

Much better LOL

[rain tapir]

Totally agree👍

(I am not reading all that)

[grim yew]

Lmao

[spare zephyr]

^^^

[rain tapir]

Bat bomb is definetly a contender for stupidest ability in the game

He should not keep it if he whiffs an attack

[bold canyon]

Holy hell

[pearl condor]

i need ben 10 in 2025

[buoyant monolith]

This game this game this game this game this game rank system is driving me nuts

[bold canyon]

My moves just don't hit

[true moat]

Bro he’s not even that broken rn compared to how he was during the batman event

[bold canyon]

I'm convinced it's impossible to get good at this game nowadays

[buoyant monolith]

Fk youdkdndnjdkdndnd dd nsksksn my partner left the game even though we won so of course I'm getting punished for it and deducted 16 points

[bold canyon]

Literally 0 tutorials on any character

[buoyant monolith]

Hahhahahahahaha fk pfg

[rain tapir]

Relatively speaking he is worse, but he still has everything he had back then

[bold canyon]

Bro don't play 2s

[buoyant monolith]

I'm done it took me 3 wins to get 6, 7 and 8 points only to lose 16 points cause my teammates left the game we won

Mshdhfjzjzbs fk this rank system

Why do we have to play 2 matches to win

[true moat]

Well at least his up special isn’t op asf anymore

[bold brook]

missed opportunity to have a better tutorial than the one we had in a rift.

(they wasted the budget on the OST and Voice Actors)

[raven goblet]

Felt

[buoyant monolith]

We won the first one and cause my stupid teammat left before we started the second one I'm getting punished for it fk this

[rain tapir]

To prevent someone gaining rp for hitting a lucky spike or smt similar

[buoyant monolith]

Why 2 matches one match per game fk this shet stain

[raven goblet]

Ranked is dumb sometimes

[rain tapir]

It still is

[grim yew]

That is such an insane bar lol. I guess you can sink a paper airplane in a tub and it won't be as sunk as the titanic either, but it doesn't mean it's not sunk. He's still broken.

[buoyant monolith]

Then why am I getting punshied for my teammate leaving even though we won

[true moat]

Well yeah he’s still top tier but he’s not as broken as characters such as Arya rn

[rain tapir]

That is a separate issue, simple solution is not queueing with Randoms

[raven goblet]

Definitely not it was because people were quitting to preserve their character ranks

Never play with randoms is the best advice

[buoyant monolith]

Nah simple solution is fixing this bs system for everyone to enjoy it normally

[rain tapir]

I wouldn't mind low rp if it was justified, but you can litteraly fight gms for +2 that's my problem

[true moat]

Aren’t u gm urself tho so isn’t that lowkey justified

[rain tapir]

I am only diamond I in r1s, shields took all my motivation to play ranked away

[true moat]

I hate ts

[grim yew]

Then we should fix both rather than pointing fingers

[true moat]

I could’ve swore devs said they were trying to remove passive gameplay but then add shields

[grim yew]

Honestly, every character has some busted thing that needs to be toned down

[rain tapir]

Shields force me to fish for stupidity constantly, because Velma has no chance against them

[rain tapir]

Except for Velma ofcourse

[true moat]

No shield breaker move?

[rain tapir]

It's reactable

[ebon juniper]

Dair sig

But not super useful due to slow startup frames

[true moat]

@rain tapir do u think Velma is baddd rn?

[river meteor]

Hmm idk

[ebon juniper]

She’s not being played as frequently for a reason.

[buoyant monolith]

She's actually good with other top tier units like wonder woman

She's very good but with a powerful partner

[rain tapir]

In 1s she is by a long shot the worst. in 2s she is ehh, mid at best probably, around bottom 10 I'd say

[true moat]

Her dair looks OP

I always die to it ngl

[rain tapir]

It isn't, it's à surprise for people that don't know it has fastfall

And it doesn't do much knockback either

[warm holly]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-18291429

[true moat]

Mb I mistaken it for her up special aerial

[rain tapir]

She has 2 major flaws and then a bunch of small problems that just add up to making her incredibly bad in 1s

[rain tapir]

Air uspecial really only works on big characters

[true moat]

What’s her major flaws

[rain tapir]

Take fin for example, you need to awkwardly drop down a tad bit after a jump in order to catch him with it

[bold canyon]

You know what I give up

[rain tapir]

Now that I think of it, there is 3

1. Terrible framedata
2. No counterplay against shields
3. No kill power / inconsistent kill setups

[bold canyon]

I quit ppg
I literally can't kill

I hate getting punished for not wanting to abuse dumb crap

[grim yew]

Wym you can't kill on PPG bro

[bold canyon]

Their only kill move is up tilt and it's literal garbage

[true moat]

Ngl I think a bunch of characters have just had their kill power toned down heavily because a lot of people are complaining about it recently

[grim yew]

That move sucks in any hurtboxes from miles away

[bold canyon]

I have lost 4 matches in a row I can't do this anymore

[grim yew]

FOUR!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[true moat]

I can’t kill at like 140 sometimes

[bold canyon]

PEOPLE literally FLY in it and still not get hit
Quit lying

[rain tapir]

Velma can't kill until 160 on average against good players

[heavy coral]

how go u counter ppg as finn bro

[bold canyon]

I love starting to play ranked after not doing so the whole season and fighting people who should be in masters

[heavy coral]

she out ranges me SOOOO MUCH its not even funny i cant do anything

[frail fern]

I've seen velma 0-40 death, velma is scary is good hands

[bold canyon]

Ppg has no range lmao

[buoyant monolith]

This shet system doesn't make sense why did I get 13 points when fighting lower ranked players, but when fighting higher ranked players I get 8 points

[bold canyon]

Their air dash attack doesn't work half the times because the timing is insanely strict and their sair has a garbage hitbox I have no idea what people are talking about

[rain tapir]

That got shadow patched out à week after it existed, and even then it was DIable

[frail fern]

Like you lucid, I've played you a few times. You scare me with velma

[true moat]

Dtilt

[heavy coral]

wdym bro down attack where they go both ways and where one sends out

[bold canyon]

They have whiff after that and people easily avoid

Y'all gotta be playing a whole different game than me because there's no way they're top 2

[rain tapir]

True 0td

[bold canyon]

There's none bro

[grim yew]

Yes they are lol

[ebon juniper]

Anyone wanna play NA 👉👈 no one uses the LFG channel

[rain tapir]

There is one

[bold canyon]

If your talking about IAD nair at ledge try hitting that at a actual game lmao

[frail fern]

Ppg can get you off the side real fast

[rain tapir]

Even 2 I think

[grim yew]

Dude, literally just research the game, PPG are THE 0td character rn

[heavy coral]

yes but finn has no range on his jab bro

[true moat]

It’s a jab

[bold canyon]

I literally have never seen a single person do any 0td this patch

[heavy coral]

like legit they spam it and if i get close they can easily shield

[rain tapir]

#combos message

[bold canyon]

I mean I agree

[heavy coral]

the other moves have short range too bro

[true moat]

Finn has like the best jab in the game

[heavy coral]

worst bro wdym best how

[grim yew]

Side special is super spammable, jabs are very fast and move them forward, air dash is crazy, chemical x is pretty good for finishing off at stray hits and comboing with bubbles, they're mad fast, up-tilt sucks in, n-air is huge and spammable, s-air is really good... like, PPG is not starving bro

[heavy coral]

theres that down move ppg has where 2 of the girls go left and right its so broken bro i hate it

[true moat]

Idk I don’t play him I just keep getting cooked with it they combo after it so nicely

[bold canyon]

Air dash doesn't work half the times bro it just does sair

[frail fern]

Spooky

[grim yew]

That's a skill issue ngl

THEY COULD MAKE IT SO JAB 2 DOESN'T ANTI-AIR THO

[heavy coral]

it has crazy whiff if u shield his first jab all he can do is side special which u outspeed or dodge, its short asf too

it just combos into a few things which is normal for a jab

[grim yew]

So many characters anti-air off jab and it honestly has to go. It's one thing if it hits a move or whatever, but jabs hitting the opponent's extended tippy toes is so absurd

[frail fern]

Finns combo game is crazy

[rain tapir]

Only thing I want removed from Finn is that stupid 0 endlag on sspecial when blocking a projectile

[heavy coral]

no he has to perform so many reads to perform his "combos"

[heavy coral]

u want to nerf finn even more?

[frail fern]

Just don't get read

[heavy coral]

exactly ppl say finn is broken but they prob got read 5 times before they died, other characters perform 1 or two reads and get a kill bro

[true moat]

Who do u think has the best jab

[heavy coral]

JACK BRO OMGG ITS JACK I SWEAR

[rain tapir]

It's just an unhealthy trait on the move, same thing goes for ww sspecial

[bold canyon]

Shaggy in lab dodges that a bunch of times

I only managed to hit it once it's not easy at all

[heavy coral]

it has crazy whiff and is punishable bugs players always go crazy after i use it

[bold canyon]

Nair sends him too far

[limber onyx]

I got 0td by Finn once, but it wasn’t true I just got read super hard and the player was a lot better than me

[rain tapir]

I didn't see a single dodge in that clip, did you?

[bold canyon]

Well it's not working for me

I managed to do it twice and I have no idea what's causing it to not work

[frail fern]

Timing

Ppg can frame lock you

Bobo demonstrates it well in combos

[rain tapir]

Crazy whiff is over exaggerated, but see it from the point of an projectile based character. You can't throw out any projectiles without tanking a free jab after it because he gets his whiff frames removed for blocking projectiles

[grim yew]

Probably rick. It's mad fast, goes everywhere, leads to 0td if not huge damage and KO, hits half the stage with polymorph...

[heavy coral]

bait him into using it, it only goes one direction and if u shield the hit u get a free combo off right there

[frail fern]

I'm stuck between rick, superman, batman and beetlejuice for jabs

[rain tapir]

Rick or Jason are the only right answers

[true moat]

Facts

[grim yew]

BRO I JUST LOST 19RP FOR A CONNECTION FAILURE!?!?!?!?

[bold canyon]

Still doesn't work

[grim yew]

This game is a joke

[limber onyx]

It does feel like connection failure should be a smaller penalty for sure

[heavy coral]

jack hsa a crazyyy jab

[grim yew]

That's absolutely insane dude

[oak quail]

jack is trash remember

[heavy coral]

the downplay on this guy

[frail fern]

Still don't know if it's on pfg side or sometimes malicious other player

[rain tapir]

À good Finn player doesn't use it unless there is a projectile aproachinf him, and guess what? He can't be punished for blocking it

[oak quail]

don't shoot the messenger 😭

[limber onyx]

Or start off at zero and go up if there are more disconnects as it increases in case people are using to cheat

[rain tapir]

But little reward for landing it

[grim yew]

19rp for a server failure bro

[heavy coral]

if it gets removed projectile characters will just dog him

[limber onyx]

Never can tell really

[raven goblet]

Huh

[grim yew]

This is gonna haunt my nightmares

[frail fern]

I used to only see cheaters in ffa but I haven't ran into any crashers lately

[heavy coral]

no way bro his attacks hit boxes go crazy, if we going based off of rewarding then what about superman?

IM SO CLOSE TO DIAMOND 1 IM PLAT 1 COME ONNNN

[raven goblet]

Bro….

[heavy coral]

JUST PLEASE DONT GIVE ME GRANDMASTER PLAYERS LIKE BEFORE

[oak quail]

velma player complaining about anything that makes projectiles less viable not big surprise

[bold canyon]

Character does this character does that I have legitimately never seen a single person hit any of these things in any game and I literally just can't do it

[rain tapir]

Not à problem with the addition of shields, and it's not like that move is unusable without it, Finn is small and slippery enough to avoid projectiles easily anyways

[heavy coral]

what

[frail fern]

Then you get bobo as your match

[rain tapir]

Less viable or unusable is a big difference

[raven goblet]

Diamond 5

[heavy coral]

ive played so many GMs before bro losing rank for nothing

[oak quail]

i keep telling yall it's a psyop from 2v2 projectile mains but u don't listen, enjoy your projectile spam meta

[raven goblet]

Fact

[heavy coral]

yes and

YAYYYYY ITS SOMEONE WHO IS EITHER MASTER OR GRANDMASTER AND ITS JASON

[raven goblet]

You still need 3 more levels to be Diamond 1

[frail fern]

Ranked 2's is keeping you distracted from wacky weekend and ranked ffa brother

[limber onyx]

Don’t know if it was cheating or a glitch, but I had two matches recently in ranked 2s where the opponent won with three points

[raven goblet]

Time ?

[rain tapir]

Superman gets a good reward, but Rick, Arya and Jason get a much better reward And the jab itself is better

[halcyon trail]

carambolas

[raven goblet]

And Jack

[frail fern]

I've only ran into crashers/disconnecters and 0 input/cooldown cheaters not anything like that

[oak quail]

superman gets to hold you for 40 years so his buddy can charge something meaningful

[rain tapir]

Jack gets barely any value out of jab, even Velma gets more

[brave flax]

Insane take 🤯

[limber onyx]

Yeah I think it had to be a glitch, but it was so weird to have it happen twice against the same opponents

[halcyon trail]

||No se inglés, que dice ahi? ||

[heavy coral]

jason is faster than finn guys

[teal nest]

main cord

[raven goblet]

Jab 1&2 are still good but any follow ups were nerfed but he’s still up there

[frail fern]

I just put those names on the blocklist, barely see those names again

[limber onyx]

Eh I don’t really care, I was playing marceline I kinda deserve it

[heavy coral]

HOW IS A MASTER OR GRANDMASTER PLAYER PLAYING JASON A BROKEN AHH CHARACTER FINNA EMOTE VS A PLAT 1 PLAYER

[teal nest]

this server gotta be the only one where people will say that jack is "still up there"

[oak quail]

bro thinks it's still season 1 finn vs jason

[heavy coral]

oh i meant diamond in general idc abt master fr

[frail fern]

Marce feels too slow tbh

[raven goblet]

This is the official MVS discord that’s why

[oak quail]

stop elbow dropping i'm gonna punish you it's not that hard to avoid

[heavy coral]

HE HAS NO WHIFF

[frail fern]

I mean, elbow ptsd I see.

[oak quail]

HE HAS NO GRACE

[rain tapir]

Jack gets jab1>2 > iad uair which can set up in a small read at best, Arya gets a 50/50 0td off jab, Jason gets a 50/50 0td of jab as well, Rick can get 70% or even an 0td if you're not careful

[limber onyx]

I’ll get messed up by Jack players, but it’s mostly because I’m bad at the game

[frail fern]

Highkey, love jacks addition to the game overall. But the wrong people are playing him 🥹

[oak quail]

nah that's just jack players gaslighting

[raven goblet]

The follow ups for jabs aren’t consistent and some can abuse it way more than others but in general the he would still be considered a good jab

[heavy coral]

OH YEA A MASTERS 3 EMOTING ON A PLAT 1 PLAYER WHEN HE IS PLAYING THE MOST BUSTED CHARACTER EVRE YES

[limber onyx]

No I’m pretty bad

[heavy coral]

u cant make this stuff up bro

[oak quail]

source?

[teal nest]

no way ppl unironically think that jack is good

[frail fern]

The pill source

[limber onyx]

Never made it past plat

[heavy coral]

he is good : )

[rain tapir]

Yea it's not bad by any means, but bringing it up as a contender for best jab is wild

[strange fjord]

people think this wholeheartedly

[oak quail]

that's just lack of time + mental i never bothered going past gold i lost the mental

[heavy coral]

i really do

[frail fern]

Plat still good, still higher than me

[strange fjord]

Jack is ass

[heavy coral]

i think jack is a good character and a really good one at that

[heavy coral]

d1 downplaying

[teal nest]

one of the most main cord takes I've ever seen

I'm sure you think Jason is top 1 too

[strange fjord]

jab won't save him if he barely gets shi off it, all it has is range

[limber onyx]

Well, I guess I do only play like every other day. But yeah there is a mental thing I guess, I just kinda have never had a huge desire to win at any game

[rain tapir]

Let me remind everyone here that the meta is much different at high level play

[heavy coral]

blud
Jason
ppg
superman
IG
are all broken

[strange fjord]

just block side b and only thing good about Jack is air down b

[teal nest]

IRON GIANT? oh nah bruh we need to lock in

[heavy coral]

now idk abt IG i always face off vs masters and GM IG players

[oak quail]

my buddy got masters 3 and dragged me into high level games i hate it here

[raven goblet]

But it is even if all he does is the lame 3 hits it’s still better than most lol it’s better than Batman’s Superman WW and Nubia where people just fall out of their jabs or it straight up doesn’t hit even though the in front of you

Silly predicaments like that make him look like he’s amazing

[drowsy hill]

Jason isnt OP

[rain tapir]

Masters 3 is Not high level

[frail fern]

True. I can't stand nubia anymore

Stupid half screen spear..

[strange fjord]

what's so bad about Nubia

[raven goblet]

Lmao

[heavy coral]

sure

[rain tapir]

He is

[drowsy hill]

He isnt

[raven goblet]

He’s definitely thriving right now from buffs

[rain tapir]

Explain

[raven goblet]

You legit have to target Jason before he kills you at 0

[teal nest]

Jason would be one of the best characters in the game if someone good enough used him

[limber onyx]

I’ve fought some grand masters who were on another level for sure

[grim yew]

No but his jab is TOO good and his hitboxes need fixing

[limber onyx]

Some grandmasters only feel a little better than me though

[raven goblet]

People do

[strange fjord]

all jab has is range

[limber onyx]

I don’t feel totally trashed by all of them at leat

[teal nest]

let's see those jason placements then

[grim yew]

It's 9 frames bro

[strange fjord]

make jab jab up tilt true

[frail fern]

Knock off his gray shield and he just kinda has that look

[unreal tulip]

At that level it's all Velma

[raven goblet]

But the thing about this game is people can suck with good characters

[limber onyx]

I consistently get by Jack’s jab 1 when I’m in the air above his head

[teal nest]

majority of gm players are free, they just grind a lot

[strange fjord]

you get nothing off it

[limber onyx]

Yeah that seems pretty true

[frail fern]

More than a lot

[raven goblet]

Lmao he does!

[strange fjord]

I wish this happened when I'm on Jack

[rain tapir]

Just look at a few of the most recent EU 1s tourneys

[teal nest]

EU? HAHAHAHAHA

[grim yew]

Jack unironically ONLY needs jab 123 into side special, air throw or air down special off stage for reads at 60

[raven goblet]

He’s trolling

[limber onyx]

It’s a weird occurrence

[rain tapir]

🤫

[teal nest]

Let's talk about actual tournaments now

[grim yew]

Again, he's not even good, but he NEEDS better hitboxes and a more reasonable jab. Then we can actually buff him

[raven goblet]

Better hope he doesn’t throw out an air up special that kills from anywhere on screen

[strange fjord]

jab 3 into side b?

[limber onyx]

I don’t think jab into side special is true

[pastel talon]

you are worse than most eu players shut your mouth

[limber onyx]

You can get it off a read for sure, but that’s about it

[strange fjord]

it's not, only way you get hit by that bs is if you have your eyes closed and hands off the controller

[unreal tulip]

They wanted to make America great again

[raven goblet]

🤣 he’s baiting don’t fall for it

[teal nest]

u tracking me now bruh

[oak quail]

see there's a difference between high level and top level

[pastel talon]

nah i just lurk here

[buoyant monolith]

Now I got 21 I really don't get this system

[teal nest]

also you CANNOT be talking, I would never get 3 stocked by ganon

[limber onyx]

I’ve been hard read and hit like but it’s never like even a quick hit

[drowsy hill]

PFFFT

[limber onyx]

It’s like several full seconds later

[raven goblet]

That happens I’ve done it to people a lot

[oak quail]

do you know who you're talking to

[rain tapir]

Anyone can reach masters with enough time, and then the queue is still mostly plats
With high level I mean tourney level play

[heavy coral]

bro jason has the caveman playstyle and it acc works

[raven goblet]

He knows not of which he speaks

[unreal tulip]

Nope, you probably did it as Ganondorf.
Ganon is a big blue pig.

[pastel talon]

yes in a game i have not touched in years i would expect anyone to beat me

[strange fjord]

right and I'm pretty sure if you just back away from him you get a free whiff punish

[teal nest]

I am not scared of flacoco. Boy isn't even old enough to drive a car lmao

[frail fern]

Status

[rain tapir]

Isn't it time for you to go to sleep

[raven goblet]

Oh no i used my triforce and powered up I don’t give them an inch

[stark jetty]

🍿

[oak quail]

pretty sure some states let you drive with adult supervision at 14

[limber onyx]

But he can certainly get you real good off of some reads I guess

[strange fjord]

that's all he can do

[heavy coral]

i js wanna hit diamond 5 on finn already js stop giving me masters players and flipping IGs

[unreal tulip]

Why don't you make like the Dutchman and flying?

[teal nest]

He's 13 tho, so even that wouldn't apply

[grim yew]

I JUST fought a Jack that did enhanced up special and immediately down-special... got the buffed version on both attacks lol

[frail fern]

Good ganon is waiting for you to shield to break it

[strange fjord]

read or don't kill until 150+

[oak quail]

my boy is eternally 13 😔

[heavy coral]

here u can drive bikes at 7 fr

[limber onyx]

Time to bully the kids I guess

[heavy coral]

ANOTHER PPG LEAVE ME ALONE

[rain tapir]

What is that supposed to mean

[raven goblet]

See lol they need to look back at him

[strange fjord]

buff Jack

[rain tapir]

Buff velma

[strange fjord]

her too

[frail fern]

Buff beetlejuice

[raven goblet]

Lol your jokes are dated my friend

[stark jetty]

Buff joker

[unreal tulip]

It's like the "make like a tree and leave" but about the flying Dutchman with bad grammar too : )

[frail fern]

Never

[raven goblet]

No to everyone here except Velma

[frail fern]

Jonkler ptsd runs rampant with the juggles

[rain tapir]

I am no Dutchman

[stark jetty]

I feel bad for the next generation of humans being called

"Generation beta"

They are COOOOOOKED

[raven goblet]

That crowbar….

[unreal tulip]

All my messages here are dated, the time of writing appears above all of them

[oak quail]

still a higher level than a lot of people experience

[frail fern]

The whoopie cushion..

The pogo stick...

[raven goblet]

💀

[unreal tulip]

Joker is still the best character to fish for jabs

[rain tapir]

Arya stark.

[strange fjord]

one whiff and his ass is grass

[raven goblet]

He’s a laugh riot

[frail fern]

Beetles is a little longer than jonkers surprisingly

[grave umbra]

He hits you with a fish

[stark jetty]

If you miss a jab with joker it is comically slow

[grim yew]

Jason rn 💀

[raven goblet]

Kek

[frail fern]

Jason all the time 💀

[unreal tulip]

@rain tapir, @strange fjord and @frail fern I'll let you know I pranked you, because Joker is the only character to have a fish for a jab : )

[grave umbra]

🐟

[heavy coral]

agent smith in plat 4 106 wins is he a smurf?

[strange fjord]

ohhhhh

[frail fern]

Trout gang activities

[oak quail]

fell for it again award

[strange fjord]

mf 😭

[rain tapir]

It's too late for these damn jokes

[strange fjord]

no

[raven goblet]

Lol I told you it’s dated they miss most of the gags

[oak quail]

this guy is actually the joker

[unreal tulip]

We could say that the fish are baiting 🎣

[stark jetty]

[rain tapir]

[stark jetty]

🚓

[bold canyon]

I can't win a single match lmao what's happening today

[oak quail]

[unreal tulip]

[raven goblet]

All of that just to setup a punchline ….

[stark jetty]

And you fell for it

[oak quail]

probably because you played finn more than you played ppg or jason

[strange fjord]

who are you fighting against and playing as

[bold canyon]

Bro I swear to God the people in bronze should be in master why do they play so well

[rain tapir]

You trying to get the cop car removed again?

[bold canyon]

Season 2 where I got masters it wasn't like this

[raven goblet]

I didn’t but what can I say Beautiful and dangerous women are my type

[oak quail]

anyone who is still in bronze genuinely just doesn't care about ranked

[unreal tulip]

Just tonight I set up KingKilobyte to an even longer punchline

[oak quail]

they could be any skill level

[bold canyon]

I mean I don't I haven't played it the whole season I literally can't climb

[oak quail]

so you're in the pit with everyone else who didn't care

[teal nest]

skill issue

[bold canyon]

The moment I care I can't win

[raven goblet]

🤣 it’s funny when they don’t suspect it and then boom

[bold canyon]

Who are you

[heavy coral]

why is this guy salting so much omg

[bold canyon]

Watch me switch to Jason and win

[grim yew]

Nah but he's CRAZY rn

[sick ocean]

how many times did he lose to ganon? cz i saw on like sonic and cloud

[teal nest]

26th president of the united states

[unreal tulip]

#general message
It starts here if you wanna gaze at my true dementia

[heavy coral]

that means he won almost every ranked game no?

[raven goblet]

Lmfao

[teal nest]

3 times I think

[strange fjord]

no, you can get wins off rifts and casual remember?

[frail fern]

If you don't no-life days 1-3 of ranked when it starts the filter gap is huge

[sick ocean]

truly losses of a time

[grim yew]

He would go down a full tier if they JUST made air grab hitbox reasonable and removed armor. If they actually made his other hitboxes any less carried too, he'd be B tier from day to night. But as is, we gotta deal with this absolute monster

[unreal tulip]

Impossible, there is only one president at the time. There can't be 26.

[grim yew]

Omg the diamond jason back to back WHYYYYYYY

[strange fjord]

I thought that was about Jack for a min

[teal nest]

might be because ur on xbox too, console diff

[oak quail]

anyone else hear a wounded dog yipping

[strange fjord]

?

[raven goblet]

Ironically all of those civilizations were in Samurai Jack and Primal 🤣

[oak quail]

bro got slapped down by flacoco and he's still on it

[pastel talon]

???

lying for no reason

[unreal tulip]

Jack and the Spartans : )

[raven goblet]

I told you guys he’s just trolling

[grave umbra]

The Spartans have missile spears

[sick ocean]

no, there is one, its funny

[oak quail]

it's not a very effective troll

[heavy coral]

yes so 106 wins with smith and he got plat 4 that means most of his wins were in ranked

[unreal tulip]

As you don't ask why a bird flies, you don't ask why a liar lies.
They don't need a reason : )

[heavy coral]

low wins high rank means smurf usually

[oak quail]

if we never asked why a bird flies we wouldn't have aviation

[heavy coral]

applies to all games high winrate basically

[unreal tulip]

Blue skin, white hat and mushroom house are other telling signs.

[oak quail]

the difference between a bird and a liar in this case is the bird can teach us something useful

[raven goblet]

It saddens me that we have Nubia
Because of the Amazons we likely won’t get Leónides Spartacus Xeres Achilles Perseus or Themistocles or any of the other characters from 300 Troy Clash of the Titans etc

[unreal tulip]

Birds never answered

[heavy coral]

i feel bad for this ppg i fought her twice alr but i beat her twice this is the third match we fight

[oak quail]

so we found the answers by force

[unreal tulip]

You had me at "it saddens me that we have nubia"

[raven goblet]

💀💀💀

Well Wonder Woman too

[heavy coral]

man im barely getting any rank from this guy tho

[oak quail]

it's ok you don't have to liveblog your ranked games

[heavy coral]

no its okay

[teal nest]

guess the old heads were right about the youth having bad reading comprehension. I said THINK

[oak quail]

that's true

[unreal tulip]

And we are not gonna share the answer with ostriches and kiwis

[unreal tulip]

Think Mark, THINK

[raven goblet]

No because we’d have to turn it upside down if we did

[unreal tulip]

Why would you revolt an ostrich head over heels?

[stark jetty]

No but a tin can

[unreal tulip]

The candyman! Yes the candyman can

[raven goblet]

Lolz

[bold canyon]

Lol

[sleek coyote]

@sick ocean @calm river @iron silo i just want the 3 of you to know.. YALL ARE SO FAKE OMG 💔 THE 3 OF YOU WERE IN CHAT AND I MISSED LIKE- THE HOLY TRINITY OR SMTH IDK

[bold canyon]

3 stock too 💀

[unreal tulip]

@sleek coyote

[sleek coyote]

losaaaaaa

[sick ocean]

wdym fake? :/

[bold canyon]

Abraham Lincoln is better unfortunately

[heavy coral]

ah yes 8 rp thanks pfg

[teal nest]

alright no who are YOU

[sleek coyote]

the 3 of you were in chat simultaneously earlier today and i felt SO left out😭

[unreal tulip]

We almost had another Ino-cident today.
It appears you know who looks up for his name whenever they open discord

[calm river]

NOT MY FAULT UR ASS WAS SLEEPIN 🙄 IF U LOVED ME U WOULDA BEEN IN CHAT ANYWAY

[teal nest]

losing to bronze players is insane imo

[sick ocean]

just be a better harley main

[sleek coyote]

I WAS AT WOOOOOORK 💔💔💔💔 I DO LOVE YOU

[iron silo]

Technically I'm still not your friend after that whole thing with fusion. We just know each other

[sleek coyote]

OMG ⁉️⁉️💔💔

[calm river]

🥺🥺🥺

[sick ocean]

but I'M that bronze so its fine

[unreal tulip]

Hey! If it isn't my favourite samurai/pirate 🦜

[sleek coyote]

oh chile ty for clearing the air we dont have to know each other 🫶🏽

[iron silo]

Cicala.

[sleek coyote]

dm 😼

[buoyant monolith]

Ok I'm done playing rank for today can't torture myself all the time

[iron silo]

I just hope you can be better than you were at that moment. That's all

[unreal tulip]

Remember that the enemy of your enemy is your friend, even if it's your enemy

[iron silo]

What if my friend is the enemy of the enemy's enemy?

[grim yew]

I actually won twice against a Jason ranked higher than me but it's still such a marathon

60rp bonus make it allll worth it tho babyyyyy

Ranked 29 Marcy and CLIMBIN

[buoyant monolith]

I still don't get the ranking system at all

[grim yew]

There's nothing to get cause it's a mess

[buoyant monolith]

Just won and only got 7 again

[unreal tulip]

Your friend would in fact be your friend because they'd be the enemy of your enemy's enemy, that is you, you are your enemy's enemy.

[oak quail]

enemy*

[buoyant monolith]

Imma take a break from ranking sooo darn frustrating

[iron silo]

What if my girlfriend is the enemy of my enemy's enemy's enemy?

[sharp moon]

Rank sucks

[unreal tulip]

I'd settle for a less complicated relationship

[buoyant monolith]

What annoys me the most is even if you reach the master rank I gotta wait 40 days till the skins show up

[oak quail]

no enemies in my wholesome grandroids discord server

[buoyant monolith]

How is your ranking going

[iron silo]

The hell's a grandroid

[sharp moon]

Still gold 4 LOL

[oak quail]

would you like to join the Frampton Gurney Phantasmagorical Society?

[buoyant monolith]

It's easier now since I'm not with you. You'll probably play aginst other gold or lower ranks

[iron silo]

Not until I get context

[oak quail]

steve grand (roboticist)'s magnum opus basically they look like wobbly llamas but there's a lot of neuroscience and biological stuff going on

phantasia.life for more info

[unreal tulip]

I kid you not, and don't want to alarm you, but there's a lot of neuroscience and biological stuff going on in each one of us right now

[oak quail]

exactly