off-topic

[lone laurel]

Exactly, my school used to raise money for anti bullying yet never gave 2 damns unless they threatened getting sued

[earnest crystal]

They don't want to take the blaim for kids defending themselves, cause it, "encourages violence" the dumbest thing I ever heard. Ironic that a place where we're supposed to learn was full of some of the most idiotic things I've ever experienced in my whole life

[orchid plaza]

stronger people can beat weaker without giving any serious injury, they can chose how much/how hard to beat them, hence they dont care. weaker people only have option when fighting back, that is full fighting mode to have a chance, hence higher injury chance, and higher chaotic outcome

[lone laurel]

Literally 2 weeks ago 3 kids brought switch blades and stole someones bike yet the school wont do anything because it was after school hours

[lone laurel]

Facts

[earnest crystal]

Dude the cops got called on my school so many times because stuff like this

Fights would happen like crazy after school

[lone laurel]

Some kid shot one of my friends with a bb gas pistol but still the school wont do anything but give a 1 week suspension

Like thats gonna do jack

[vagrant nacelle]

Not much fighting goes on at my school anymore because we have like 4 SRO's in a school that consists of 2 hallways mainly

[earnest crystal]

I hated that so much. If the kid had the nerve to attack me once they don't care about getting suspended or expelled, they still going to fight me!

Wether it's in or after school

[earnest crystal]

Well hey that's good, always nice to hear improvements

[lone laurel]

Exactly and its not like the kids parents care, the kid with the bb guns dad went to prison for like 10 years for murder and his mum left them

Kids life is completely screwed sideways

[earnest crystal]

That's most of the time the reason why those kids are like that anyways, BECAUSE of their parents

I've been through a lot of horrible things and seen a lot of horrible things but a lot of those came from something school related. One kid was talking about his depression in the restroom and told me about how he straight up doesn't know what to do in life anymore while proceeding to show me his chest which was covered in scars from him hurting himself. Like. If that doesn't say how much school cares about kids mental health idk what does

Very unfortunate place

[vagrant nacelle]

Is it just me or kids who purposely act disrespectful and just purposely TRY to be a nuisance annoy tf out of you, like this girl in my class slapped the school nurse because she knew she was faking sick since she goes to the nurse everyday complaining

[earnest crystal]

That's not just you that's every same human being 😏

No one likes overly disrespectful/annoying people unless they're a Karen and part of the problem

[lone laurel]

Thats there goal is to be an attention slut

[earnest crystal]

Cause they don't get any from their folks at home so they gotta do anything they can do get attention everywhere else

[vagrant nacelle]

It annoys me so much to point I fr wanna say something

[earnest crystal]

Or entitled people. I strongly dislike entitled. I try not to hate anyone but still. Like God forbid I have a different opinion than you or like different things than you, or do different things than you

Like one friend I used to know was like "you can't live video games cause they're sexist and over sexualize women, so if you play video games you're the problem"
Dude one of the most over sexualized female designs Bayonetta was designed from a woman. Like it's not just guys that like attractive women it's women too

[lone laurel]

To be honest if you look up any game and then pron or r34 or hetnay there will be results

I dare you to search up elden ring r34 the results are scary

[earnest crystal]

Fair, but same can be said about cartoon characters. Watch them be like, "if you like cartoons you're part of the problem" too

[earnest crystal]

Also I've seen it already, Rannis tag is already over 1k lmao

[hasty echo]

i literally hate the snowfields area

[earnest crystal]

I love snowy areas but I can understand this statement

[hasty echo]

Talking about the one with the mist and the lightning balls that 2 shot you

[lone laurel]

I guess i can see the apeal to that but ill stick to the real life stuff

[earnest crystal]

Yeah I know Invisible giant enemies, a bunch of invaders, even npc invaders, bunch of bosses, enemies that transform into minibosses, madness enemies

[earnest crystal]

I like both I don't discriminate 😏

[hasty echo]

And the lack of graces, you die to bs and have to go through it all again

[earnest crystal]

True

[lone laurel]

I mean i can see the apeal to hetnai, you can find pron of any character you want in the perfect shape doing whatever you want

[earnest crystal]

Exactly ^

[hasty echo]

Think im gonna just go to ng+, melania isnt going anywhere

[earnest crystal]

That and it's best to wait until her healing mechanics latency is fixed

She won't hit you on your screen but your characters hitbox will linger in the games code so she will heal from it

[lone laurel]

Jesus fokin christ theres so much overwatch nsfw

[hasty echo]

Oof, yeah.. i also havent gone to ng+ because ive been helping people

[earnest crystal]

And Fortnite sadly

[lean parcel]

Yo what up

[lone laurel]

EW what the hell

[earnest crystal]

Exactly

[lean parcel]

I just got Elden Ring a few days ago

[lone laurel]

Good job mr clean

[earnest crystal]

Yessss one of us

[lean parcel]

Stayed away from the community incase of spoilers so I don’t really know much

But also tbh I got like 10 or 11 hours since like Sunday lol

[velvet jasper]

age of the stars ending

[earnest crystal]

Best to do that

[lean parcel]

All I played before Elden Ring was around 5-10 hours of bloodborne idk exactly tho

Of Fromsoft I mean

[earnest crystal]

If you didn't like the gloomy vibe from bb Elden Rings world is so overly saturated it's gorgeous

[hasty echo]

I beat dark souls 3, thats it

[lone laurel]

I beat sekiro

[earnest crystal]

I beat em all

[lone laurel]

Cheater

[earnest crystal]

"you cheated"

[lone laurel]

I atempted to beat ds 2 when i was like 7

[lean parcel]

Though I got a few of Fromsoft games lol, DS1, DS3, and BB, and tbh I loved the gloomy vibe of BB, I prefer Elden Ring tho tbh because it’s everything I wanted Botw to be

[earnest crystal]

Couldn't agree more

[earnest crystal]

I hope you recovered

[lone laurel]

I dont understand why bloodborne isnt on steam

[lean parcel]

Botw, I expected it to be more minimalist than it was

[lone laurel]

I played games i was way to young for lmao, i used to play mortal kombat 7 and gta 5 on my xbox 360. I used to hide it from my parents for years

[lean parcel]

Zelda is my favorite video game series, and also the dungeons in Botw were pretty lackluster, so Botw made me a bit disappointed

[earnest crystal]

Aye number 2 tho, coming soon I'm hyped as hell

[lean parcel]

Sameeee,

[earnest crystal]

Oh same, I played DS1 when I was six, rage quit for two years, came back and now the souls like games are my favorite games of all time

[lone laurel]

I like the souls games but i have one friend that i cant stand playing souls games with. Hes so anoying and gatekeeps everything

[earnest crystal]

Sounds like another toxic friend

[lean parcel]

The thing that really convinced me on Elden Ring was when you walked out of the tutorial cave, and there’s no cutscene, just a little title that says Limgrave

But also tbh I prefer the music from BB and DS

[lean parcel]

Reminds me of my ex friend with Persona

[lone laurel]

I dont think hes toxic but sometimes he can be really anoying when hes better than me at games

[earnest crystal]

Dude I loved that feeling, the feeling of, "k go do whatever now.... Also a boss is right down there"

[lone laurel]

Also is ur banner doug doug?

[lean parcel]

Yeah

[earnest crystal]

So toxic 😏

I think gatekeepers are the worst

[vagrant nacelle]

Oh god, weapon gatekeepers in elden ring 💀

[lean parcel]

I prefer the more hopeless tone of the music in the other Fromsoft games, like my favorite theme in the series is Cleric Beast, it’s sorta just like the perfect mix of choral chants and instruments tbh

Gwyn Lord of Cinder is also really good tho

[lone laurel]

Agreed, i dont really have any other friends to go to so im stuck with him for until highschool

[earnest crystal]

I like all of em but I see that

[earnest crystal]

I hate rivers of blood but still people can do whatever

[earnest crystal]

"I'm stuck with my friend" that's the worst situation, like they're your friend but also not your friend at the same time

[vagrant nacelle]

Eh if I'm ever in that kinda situation I can just basically not have friends at all it really doesn't bother me since I have a girl, I rather be alone at school tbh

[lone laurel]

Yep, i cant just not have friends because i just hate being alone, i always want to have atleast one person i can turn to

Also @earnest crystal my school is finally foking over

[earnest crystal]

I get that.

I'm really patient so when kids at school would hang out with me I would never tell them to go away, like I disagree with a lot of what they do but at the same time I don't mind their presence, just chillin

The benefit of being around horrible people your entire life is that it's always a constant reminder, "Don't do dat"

"Don't be like this"

[lone laurel]

Im the exact oposite if someone does something that i think is wrong im gonna either leave or tell them something

I saw some meme and it was like “im done arguing in the new decade if we disagree on something im straight up just killing you”

[earnest crystal]

My thought process is; if what someone is doing isn't affecting anyone negatively then let them do their thing. Even if I disagree

Like what I was saying about the pronoun thing yesterday. I think it sparks unnecessary problems and it's just pretty dumb. But if someone asked me politely to call them something then sure thing, I'm willing to tolerate your needs as long as you're polite about it

[lone laurel]

Yea i agree with that, i still think learning about it in school is worthless

[earnest crystal]

it is

Not only is it unscientific, it's unnecessary

[lean parcel]

@lone laurel Just do marching band or theatre, just trust me you would not regret it

[lone laurel]

I already selected my courses for highschool, im doing art and computer science

[lean parcel]

Ah

Well usually theatre is and extracurricular

[earnest crystal]

Dude I tried to do welding in my highschool every single year. Nothing! But my friend Aaron? "Oh hey Jacob I'm in welding class hehe :)"

He didn't even ask for it!

More proof school as a system is dumb

[lone laurel]

Lmao

[lean parcel]

Bruh

[lone laurel]

One of my older friends whos a sport guy didnt get into any of the extracurricular sports stuff or any of the sports team

[earnest crystal]

Ughhh

[celest iris]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lone laurel]

Boston

[earnest crystal]

Burgers

[celest iris]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean parcel]

Tbh I’m a big fan of school, I get to see my friends, I get to go to band, which is my favorite hobby, it gives me something to do besides play video games and most likely be much more unhealthy than I already am which is not good

[lone laurel]

@earnest crystal did you ever get the raging wolf armor?

[earnest crystal]

Ye

[lone laurel]

I want it but i have a feeling its too much of a hastle

[earnest crystal]

I can see that, why people like it

[earnest crystal]

It's not that bad to get

But then again I'm a whore for the game so

[lean parcel]

I usually play video games for around an hour a day

I’m trying to do ng+ 7 Gael with an unupgraded dagger about 100 hits in and not even 1/10th of his health gone

Elden ring I got 11 hours since Sunday

[earnest crystal]

Good luck man

[earnest crystal]

I play them whenever I'm not working on my story or studying marine life

[lean parcel]

Ah

[earnest crystal]

Or at work of course

[lean parcel]

Yeah

[lone laurel]

Do you by chance

Use the helmet?

[lean parcel]

Looking for a job tbh, need some way to support my passions, specifically music

[earnest crystal]

No I don't like the rotting wolf head

[lone laurel]

So may i make an offer

[earnest crystal]

Everyone is making music now a days so you should be able to no problem

[lone laurel]

I will give you 1 pound of your favourite ice cream evventually for this helmet

[peak escarp]

i have a question. if i create a separate account on my roommate's xbox, can i play all the games he owns?
i know that is how it works on ps4, but not sure about xbox

[earnest crystal]

You on playstation?

[lone laurel]

Nah but i think its crossplay

[earnest crystal]

It's not unfortunately

Or at least not yet, idk if they'll add it

[lone laurel]

Goddamnit

[earnest crystal]

Don't use Xbox so idk

[lean parcel]

I might go into composing, composing hip hop, jazz, or even orchestral type classical sounds like fun

[lone laurel]

Hey good for you man, you only get 1 life so do what you wanna do

[lean parcel]

I’d rather go into performing arts, like a symphony/ensemble or into acting maybe

Wbu guys

[lone laurel]

Dont let what people think not let you do what u wanna do

[earnest crystal]

What wafflr said

[lone laurel]

A science field like biology or chemistry, i wanna be a paleontologist or geologist

If any of you want a new hobby try butterfly knife flipping

Its fun until you accidentally cut your fingers off

[lean parcel]

That’s not a concern as it doesn’t anyways lol, but about paleontology or geology, that’s really cool

[lone laurel]

When i was little i used to like dinosaur’s and when i figured out you can make a career out of that its been my dream job since i was like 7

[lean parcel]

Ah nice

[lone laurel]

Wb you @earnest crystal whats your dream job

[earnest crystal]

Writing comics and eventually working my way up to animated shows/movies

[lone laurel]

I could do art for ur comics if u want

U want me to dm u some of my drawing?

[lean parcel]

Anyone wanna carry me on apex pc?

[forest bear]

anyone wanna pvp and chill farm runes im lvl 259 pc

[earnest crystal]

Sure that would be great

[lone laurel]

U gotta open up ur dms

[earnest crystal]

? It should be open people message me all the time

[lean parcel]

bleed and cold build w no armour? thiughts

[proud oracle]

hey guys i need little help with something any1 care to help me ?

[wet cliff]

We need a platypus mob in the game

So you can “parry the platypus”

[lean parcel]

Yeah tbh

[deft acorn]

Does anyone here play apex or VrChat ? Looking for elden friends that play similar games.

[lean parcel]

is someone in a ng and hasnt destroyed

||leyndell||

[noble jackal]

Is Bloodborne good?

[patent herald]

Yes

[lean parcel]

No

jk I don't even own a playstation so

[feral sparrow]

Any news on DS2 servers coming back?

[lean parcel]

idk maybe you should ask in the dark souls discord server

[lean parcel]

yes

[obsidian wadi]

Hey anyone got a max level gravel stone or some where near high that I could have ?

Seal ^^

[lone laurel]

one of best souls like games in my opinion

[lean parcel]

yo dm for hella money

trust me

[left pebble]

happy made it off of work drinking warm sake and a pitcher afterwards pvp

[late juniper]

Anyone here know how to zip consistently? lmfao. im trying to figure this mess out in offline to try and attempt a speed run. but its killing me

[left pebble]

@late juniper how is zipping is it fun i wanted to try it

[zinc tinsel]

PvP anyone

[left pebble]

@zinc tinsel try pvp tablet

[late juniper]

i mean its a method people use to speed run. its funny imo. but im not consistent with it at all @left pebble

[zinc tinsel]

PvP tablet ?

[left pebble]

@late juniper well i might check it out.pvp channel i mean been drinking my bad

[late juniper]

i can screen share with you if you want. its just honestly murdering my soul trying to figure it out

[left pebble]

@late juniper is there a sever dedicated to speed running?

[late juniper]

a discord server?

im not sure

[left pebble]

@late juniper ill look into it but besides that is there any guides to speed running heart the record is one min

[late juniper]

nah those are fake. the record is 6:32 right now

[left pebble]

@late juniper im still surprised tbh how ppl find these things out

[late juniper]

yeah i know. its mind boggling lmfao.

@left pebble the 4 hours ive been trying to zip... i think ive only done it 5 times

[left pebble]

@late juniper im sure u will get it and i hope u hit a all time record ill be rooting for u

[late juniper]

LOL. nah theres no way i will

[left pebble]

@late juniper never know if u don't try

you would be surprised what a will will do

[lean parcel]

where can i start ng plus?

[lean parcel]

Table of lost grace

[left pebble]

at the last area where you fight main final boss

[scenic kite]

why is trading banned here?

[gilded ermine]

its not officially supported

so much scams etc they'd have to investigate then

[scenic kite]

why is gifting not allowed, it's not like you can get scammed for somethin that you are getting that is free

[patent herald]

We had some cases of people giving away hacked/cheated in items which can result in an automatic softban locking you out of multiplayer

just by having them in your inventory

You never know if something is cheated in or not, better safe than sorry

[vagrant nacelle]

SenZ0

[teal cargo]

how am i supposed to fight fire giants phase two

[patent herald]

Bait the fireball explosions

theyt aren't that difficult to dodge, they start glowing before they explode

[reef rain]

Why do my messages keep getting deleted in coop

Tf am I doing wrong

[patent herald]

Automod probably

using any banned words?

👀

[reef rain]

I just asked for helping transferring something

[patent herald]

In that case you should visit #rules

and read Rule 14

[reef rain]

It’s coop? And I can’t ask for help moving an item?

[patent herald]

Muling is not allowed

Read the Rules please

🤔

[reef rain]

Ima be honest that’s dumb as feces but alright (I removed the bad no no word)

There’s even loads of posts up about it and nothing is done lol

[modern goblet]

wow I love playing alongside a new player and then someone using a cheese build comes along and kills both of us

poison and scarlet rot spam for the win baby you earned that rune arc bro

[obsidian wadi]

Anyone got a gravel stone seal ?

[wary solstice]

why do people just spam the same incantations in pvp, such bm

[compact swan]

lmao im tryna get one too

[obsidian wadi]

Lmao I burnt the erd tree and now I can't get it lmao hard times

[wary kindle]

Best rune farm?

[patent herald]

?rule14

[green drum]

Rule 14

Requesting trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted. If you were not aware of this, please review rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

[lean parcel]

yo does anyone know a good crypto exchange server on discord?

[velvet jasper]

never played ds1 only ds2 and 3

actually nvm i played dark souls 1 remastered on switch

shout out to the hosts that run pvp tournaments at the first step and they drop lords rune whenever u win

[lean parcel]

imagine taking wretch cause everything on 10 looks so clean😅

[warm venture]

any1 tryna chill in vc (PC) dm me

[outer copper]

Hey elden ring server yall wanna solve my math problem

[patent herald]

I pass

[wooden phoenix]

I fail 2nd grade math but sure

[dry igloo]

Is the duplication glitch for ruins get pached

[wooden phoenix]

No

[dry igloo]

Because if they pached it I am not playing

[outer copper]

Why would one like to preform the act of duplication upon ruins

[dry igloo]

It's easier that way

For beginners who never played

[dry igloo]

Are you sure I heard with the new update they patched it

[wooden phoenix]

99 lord runes go crazy💀

[outer copper]

I get why you would preform duplication on runes but ruins. Even if you wanted to do it why it trivializes the whole game and essentially ruins the ux at that point why play soulsborne games?

[dry igloo]

Ok thanks

[compact notch]

hey all you plant huffing tarnished out there, happy 4/20

[lone laurel]

You to brudda

[eternal quail]

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[errant field]

how do i make my character look like maliketh lol

[tawny spade]

Wear his armor lol

[fickle temple]

Equip his blade

[shrewd plover]

Is it wrong if I hate quantum TV so badly?

[shrewd plover]

Be someone's shadow

[neat dove]

This is a minor complaint
But I really wish it was more obvious what damage types different kinds of projectiles were.

Like Curse attacks. They make fire sound effects, look like fire. But most deal magic damage. But the Omen Bairn, which has identical projectiles, is Holy damage

Is the Elden Beasts golden fire breath attacks fire or holy? Flame of Ruin and Black Flame are probably fire, but are Flame of Frenzy attacks fire? Ghostflame is magic. What the heck is Bloodflame?

[river lichen]

so im tryna trim a video from 6:30 to 7:00 but my computer says that the video im trying to trim is 256 million hours long so its a little hard to make this measurement anyone got a tip on what i should do?

[high lantern]

cry

[lean parcel]

Dm to game and chat, can help with leveling

[unborn junco]

its 4:58am and i got my first day of school tommorow

is there any point in sleeping or should i just sleep

[river lichen]

if you sleep for more then one hour you gonna be braindead for the entire day

[junior berry]

How’s life y’all

[high laurel]

Duplo or Lego or the Chinese Lego Brand?

[marble mountain]

Lego op

[junior berry]

At least you can get sleep😭

[river lichen]

i still got 3 days of from school :)

[lusty thicket]

:)

[flat owl]

yo

[elder silo]

Can someone help kill Godfey +6

Ps btw

[slender hazel]

Anyone interested in watching a broadcast?

[lean parcel]

@lean parcel

[lean parcel]

Who is @lean parcel and why are we pinging them

[calm lintel]

Does anyone know if DSR is still dead? Been having an urge to play it since my first playthrough of ER.

[rustic jay]

DSR is awesome you should play it and every other souls game

[ripe bay]

Need help getting a item I’ll help u in any way I can, items rather easy to get 😁

[lean parcel]

are you asking for someone to come to your game and help you obtain an item or is this your way of asking for a trade

[shrewd plover]

Will Miyazaki answers fan mails?

[late juniper]

want to brag on myself for getting the first zip finally to doing a speed run for any% category

[lime notch]

@maiden fern every class dies now. Not even striker is tanky. Considering Shai has damage now (not a lot but enough) she's actually not that bad compared to the joke she was before

[runic nymph]

Finally

[maiden fern]

Her dps is okay but unless you're bad at pvp you're always going to win a shai 1v1.
I got used to quick swapping dp and ap set. But at 300ap and my knock down is a baby kick to the shin... it just made me sad.

500 dp should not be getting destroyed the way it is. Period lol

[foggy charm]

i love food too

[runic nymph]

Me too

[maiden fern]

Also thanks for not attacking me in that barrage.

[runic nymph]

I believe someone if it makes sense and there isn’t any mounting evidence against them

[maiden fern]

I mean in bdo the chance at maxing you weapon is like 2% with a 200 stack and cross. Iirc it's like 800 crons a swing? 1k+ if it's black star

You have to fail enhancements to build your stack which is what gets you to that 2%

And costumes is how u get crons. They're 20-35$ per costume in cash shop and give like 1k crons per lol

[runic nymph]

So don’t hate me. But that means literally nothing to me

[maiden fern]

Lol I know I was giving a example of why bdo costs so much t.t

[foggy charm]

big oof

[lean parcel]

can we just appreciate that I at least put out the idea you got your money from being a lawyer

[maiden fern]

You can easily spend 3k and never get pen weapon

Lol I work in aviation ^_^ and food.

[runic nymph]

So a friend of mine has almost 12 thousand hours in war Thunder and has dropped 2k+$ on a single vehicle if it was limited time and very old.

[maiden fern]

Oof. I heard nightmare stories like that in a game called star citizen

[runic nymph]

Star citizen is fun. I won’t spend 14 thousand dollars on a virtual spaceship. I’ve done maybe 120$ for my stuff. Really cool and fun. Other people I know, not so much.

[north vector]

Well I had a bad day (Mamma Marika won't let me say how I really feel) and lost my wallet

[maiden fern]

I have never understood the hate between f2p and p2p.

If you enjoy the game who cares how you support it?

[runic nymph]

Sucks man. Sorry about that

[runic nymph]

Apparently everyone. The War Thunder community is really against “wallet warriors” or people who spend 50-60$ to buy premium vehicles in the early game. Keep in mind it takes months, even years, to get to the best vehicles in one vehicle tree.

[north vector]

Ya. Have to report all my stuff as missing. My bank cards are already blocked but now my id card, driving license and health insurance card and stuff ugh.... Pretty sure I lost it in my uni so I hope I get it back

[maiden fern]

I feel like those type of things are actually a problem though. Like 2 or 3 months I understand but years??? Make it accessible to everyone

[lean parcel]

there's a difference between p2p and p2w though, a subscription service isn't a bad idea for f2p games but when you can just as 8ballll said be a wallet warrior it lessens any real achievement people get from earning the same thing via gameplay

[runic nymph]

Damn dude. I refuse to ever let my license out of my sight because I know damn well how annoying it is to get a new one. Hope you get through it quick

[runic nymph]

So for the thought of it. I’ve got around 450-500 hours in WT and have barely hit 1 top tier vehicle that isn’t premium. With maybe less than 100$ spent on the game. Crazy.

[maiden fern]

Some people don't have 8hrd to grind in the same spot everyday to get the achievement.

[runic nymph]

Exactly. But you know internet people. They gatekeep what they can to feel better than you.

[lime notch]

I'm not saying she's amazing, but in group situations she's more viable now than she was before. She still applies her buffs, still does what she needs to, but also now can apply reasonable damage to help her group. On top of that, her grinding is actually pretty insane now compared to before

[lean parcel]

well when I say achievement I meant more of a personal sense of accomplishment rather than it being a status that gets devalued

I understand people don't have 8 hours to grind every day, that's why I personally don't play mmos, but I still understand why p2w is frowned upon

[runic nymph]

Here’s the funny though. They get to keep their achievements because it’s super easy to see who’s bought their way to the top and who’s played the game to that point.

[icy rock]

uzi is the greatest artist ever. He invented rap. Before discovering uzi, my life was MEANINGLESS!!! I worked at McDonalds and drove a 2002 Toyota Camry. Uzi gave me a purpose. He gave me a reason to push forward. Now, I abuse opiates every day. I love uzi

[maiden fern]

She's always been top tier pve. Thats literally what her class is for. Pve and lifeskill.

And I disagree. It was more beneficial to be able to tank groups and ruin PA ball pushes with shai bubble

[north vector]

Ya. For now my bank cards are blocked. I wrote an email to my classmates, hopefully someone found it. I'll return to my uni tomorrow, asking the usher and the front desk again and maybe in surrounding shops. And definitely going to my city hall to report my id and driving license missing. And to my health insurance of course....

[lean parcel]

are you seriously out here trying to claim that uzi invented rap? lmfao

[lime notch]

I mean what you're talking about isn't even related to shai. They didn't nerf shai. The meta just has too much damage in it in general. Shai was buffed, but because of the meta, YOUR playstyle was nerfed.

[lean parcel]

uzi is 23 years old, rap is literally older than he is lmao

[runic nymph]

Don’t fall for the bait.

[north vector]

Just so annoyed and upset, because I had a nightmare about loosing to the other night

[lean parcel]

too late I'm falling for it

[icy rock]

yeah i am

[lean parcel]

how dare you even go as far to imply uzi is anything of significance in the rap industry

[lime notch]

I guess you could say it was told in a Fable that you'd fall for it :P

[runic nymph]

The only nightmare I’ve had was standing in the line at the DDS to get my license. That sucked. Lol

[lean parcel]

ok let's be legit here, fable tlc is my favourite game of all time and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

[icy rock]

i lied i don’t like uzi i like young thug

[lime notch]

Mine was Fable II of the series personally

[lean parcel]

fable 2 was good but it introduced a heavy handed grinding approach to getting money and the spell casting system was worse than in fable 1

other than that though I did still love fable 2, I'd love a pc port of it...

[runic nymph]

Terraria? Don’t hear enough about it anymore. It’s fun. Used to be my favorite game.

[mental crane]

Dark souls 1 and 2 > this game

[maiden fern]

Lol... shai got a dps buff after 8 years but her DP became useless because evasion is useless.

I get what you're saying but... look at all the other class abilities compared to shai.
Striker v shai. No chance if he gets the grab off.

The only thing that helps shai is eat this. And now she has a skateboard to keep up but still.

I have full pen evasion AND Dr set and all my alts outshine my shai now.

It just makes me sad. It's my personal opinion and feeling

[mental crane]

Get rekt whoever tried to say sum

[lean parcel]

get out

[lime notch]

If it makes you feel any better, Hash (my main) lost all his accuracy :P

[mental crane]

It’s fax tho ur goofy af

[lean parcel]

I'm goofy but that don't make it faxs

[maiden fern]

Oh my im so sorry. I get so hyped to see hash pvpers.

[lime notch]

I'm an OG Awk hash too, low key I kinda don't like how they made his grab usable from any direction. I liked the skill in always needing to have the weapon in the left hand. Was more skill based.

[mental crane]

Rehashed boss fights and types and 0 skill gap in pvp. Case closes

[lean parcel]

it's fun, case reopened

[maiden fern]

You on pc or console?

[lime notch]

pc

[mental crane]

Never said it wasn’t a good game or fun

[maiden fern]

Ooo I started release on pc but moved to console.

Console bdo is so much more cancerous lmao

[lime notch]

ofc it is, you have trash FPS there :3

[lean parcel]

what'd you say about my mum

[runic nymph]

I feel like console anything would also hold true. Both community wise and actually gameplay wise. My experiences at least

[mental crane]

Exactly 💯

[maiden fern]

Everything is trash here. We just got fallen god..

We got doom horse which I spent 7months saving for...but they took away 2 seater and that was my main want for it

[lime notch]

WHAT?? doom lost 2 seater?

[north vector]

The city halls are quite busy here too. The next open appointments are in July

[maiden fern]

On console ya because I guess console can't handle it right now? I forgot the lame reason.
And updates keep getting pushed back because of Playstation.

It's just zzz

[lean parcel]

I'm so over consoles, will never buy another one again unless it's a switch for smm2

but then I don't feel like spending £400 to play 1 video game

[inland tinsel]

Hello I was dueling someone am using duel straight sword with glintstone pebble and he msged me he was so mad that I used it he called it one of the most op ashes of war and kept sending me msgs for like half an hour and then invited to a party to trash talk it was both ridiculous and funny never seen anyone complaining about glintstone pebble

[lean parcel]

swords and pebbles may break my bones

[grizzled hinge]

what boss comes after fire giant

[lean parcel]

godskin duo

[north vector]

Maybe pebbles describes the size of his balls and that's why he's complaining

[inland tinsel]

Oof kinda wish I used that one on him

[maiden fern]

Console is convenient

[north vector]

Well you can still use it if he msges you again

[lean parcel]

yeah but the conveniences you get from it is a trade off from the conveniences you lose by being restricted to that console so really depends on what the user wants from it, imo it's a massive financial investment that can completely go to waste by it breaking the moment the warranty runs out which is what happened to my ps3 which was the last console I've owned

[maiden fern]

This is very true but the same goes for pc.

Thr only thing I really miss about pc gaming is the social aspect. Most games it's just normal to jump into voice chat.

On xbox I have 35 panic attacks hovering over join party because I don't want to be a burden lmao

[north vector]

I don't feel restricted by my console. It's perfect for me. I only have space for a PC in my office and that's a bad idea with my ADHD. I work on a laptop to not get distracted to much if that makes sense?
I have my console in my living/bed room where I have perfect space for it

[lean parcel]

lmao damn that's unfortunate, I'm sure you could always join and immediately say that you can leave if you're bothering them and maybe circumvent the panic attacks

[maiden fern]

True! I can take my Xbox on hospital stays as well which is why I went to console in the first place.

2 month hospital stay is boring being stuck watching home shopping network the entire time.

[lean parcel]

yeah I get that, part of what actually got me into pc gaming was getting a gaming laptop as I was able to have it anywhere, for like 10 years I was in and out of accommodation so fast that minimizing my possessions was a necessity, with a laptop I didn't need to own a tv, a tv stand etc

[runic nymph]

Laptop gang.

Hate me if you will but 3060 and i9…

[lean parcel]

laptops are good and all but I'm so glad I'm on a desktop now

[maiden fern]

I have that Alienware mx17 thing

But it weighs 500lbs and gets so hot. Controller is nice and light and I can roll whatever whenever I want around the bed

[runic nymph]

Ugh. No wonder you don’t use it. Alienware is ass now. They’re all concerned with aesthetics rather than usability. Their desktops have been known to burn the parts inside and heat damage them because they don’t have good airflow.

[north vector]

It's good we have so many different options, so everyone can have what best fits their situation

[lean parcel]

alienware is the macbook of windows laptops, £1000 price tag for £300 hardware

not to say they got bad hardware but their mark up in price is insane compared to competitors

[runic nymph]

My uncle has managed to keep an original Alienware laptop. First one they released. Don’t know how it still works.

[maiden fern]

Yes exactly. I had a tech come out to do my processor and he put so much thermal paste inside it ruined it so they had to replace the whole thing.

[runic nymph]

Also, the way they’ve gone with desktops, big pear shaped thing with blue lights. Personally I think it looks bad. Really hoped they turn things around

[runic nymph]

So speaking on the topic of ruining computers. I managed to kill an HDD, thermal regulator, and CPU in one computer. Isn’t that fun?

[lean parcel]

tbh in 30 years time no one will even own their hardware anymore, everyone will stream everything, even your operating system will be streamed

[maiden fern]

Sounds like you need a hug lmao

[runic nymph]

HDD failed, melted inside the computer and took out the regulator. That caused the CPU to overheat and kill itself.

[north vector]

The laptop I use is 8 years old. It had a cracked screen, a broken RAM and I recently changed its SSD

[lean parcel]

we can already have glass that can be used as screens, we have air haptic feedback, internet reliability and speeds have drastically improved over the past decade, the future of augmented reality is going to happen extremely quickly

smart phones will be replaced with smart glasses and people will use their hands to directly interact with the visuals they see on their glasses

and then we'll get those awkward moments where someone thinks someone else is staring at them on the train but they're actually watching a movie on their smart glasses

[runic nymph]

No no I already just dead stare at people in public places. It makes them uncomfortable.

[lean parcel]

the main thing is though smart glasses will give people hud, imagine if the entire time you're awake you can see information like the time

[runic nymph]

Or I could wear a watch

[lean parcel]

people will become so antisocial and so lazy, you don't even have to make the effort to lift up your arm to check a watch

and in 100 years time we'll have chairs that are controlled by our smart glasses reading our eye movements, we won't even have to walk

and then wall-e can be realised

[runic nymph]

K, you kinda sound like you’re trying to embody Socrates or something

[lean parcel]

I wasn't but that sounds like a compliment

What

[carmine lagoon]

Take your pills

[lean parcel]

Soon

[carmine lagoon]

Now

[lean parcel]

it's just the fact we're in the middle of a huge technological shift like the one brought on by the internet and smart phones

[runic nymph]

I refuse

[lean parcel]

Can"t

[carmine lagoon]

Now

[carmine lagoon]

Why not

[runic nymph]

Why though

[lean parcel]

before people's use of technology was limited, now everyone is connected always

I don't envy gen z, imagine growing up and having 24/7 access to the internet on your own personal device that fits in a pocket

[carmine lagoon]

So that you stop telling people that you found the one, schizo

[lean parcel]

must warp your mentality towards everything

Brother, my internet right now is soo bad

[runic nymph]

Unfortunately I have found the one

[carmine lagoon]

It’s too late for you then

[lean parcel]

Doesn't this server have too little emotes?

[runic nymph]

No

[lean parcel]

What would socrates think about emojis?

This is a weird off-topic

[runic nymph]

Probably be confused about them.

[runic nymph]

No you’re a weird off topic.

[lean parcel]

Yeah you're a weird off topic.

Okay

Ok

K

🇰

Reject modernity. Return to MonK.

mate I'm 27 lmao

damn what are you gen z? why you so uptight about what I said

40-year-old named Bob.

nah I'm actually a 55 year old step dad with male pattern baldness called steve

honestly I like it now but I've lived like 8 years of my life without any technology beyond 1 family computer with no internet, a ps1 and a gameboy which has given me a decent perspective but I mean that's just being a millennial really

I think it's important for people to experience life without internet but also grow up with it so it's a part of their lives going forward

yes

why ask why

why not

well that's an assumption you've came to on your own accord

Wait, the smart glasses thing was serious?

please quote me saying it's bad, all I said was kids shouldn't have 24/7 access to the internet

[gloomy ivy]

what is happening

[lean parcel]

yes, I agree, the internet is a valuable resource that kids should have access to, just moderated, not 24/7

As if everyone uses it for that benefit.

Depends on how you use the internet honestly.

no idea lmao this man just read something I said and took his own meaning from it now criticising me for it

hot damn

Like I said, it ultimately depends on how you use it. As much as the internet has benefitted us, it can be destructive just as much.

social media is so destructive to developing minds

damn you must legit be 12 lmao

And I honestly agree with @lean parcel and that kids shouldn't have access to the internet 24/7 but I must add without supervision.

damn someone read the discord ToS, proud of you

oh yeah I forgot if you don't say /s gen z won't understand it's sarcasm, sorry

I'm not a college dropout, I finished college thank you very much, I'm a uni dropout, get it right

[gloomy ivy]

cringe emojis

[lean parcel]

come on man you don't need to be here adding nothing to the conversation just because your friend asked you to, it's ok to just let him continue this by himself

[wicked estuary]

lol

[gloomy ivy]

friends are temporary

[lean parcel]

true

Woah.

damn daniel

No, I"ll ping the moderators about it.

lmao right

damn it now no one can ping the mods

<@&894891802488885248>

but legit imagine being 12 and thinking being gay is an insult

omg man

[gilded ermine]

@umbral ibex

[lean parcel]

honestly this is the one thing I say about people, everyone needs to get punched in the face at least one time in their lives and you've clearly not been punched in the face yet

[gilded ermine]

Ban this low life being so hard he flies to moon and no back

[ionic sinew]

bro what

[wicked estuary]

this guy is living in the 1800s

[lean parcel]

man calling me 60 and whipping out the grandpa racism

[wicked estuary]

why exactly 3?

[lean parcel]

Your mom

You deserve ten ban hammers on the mouth.

[wicked estuary]

thats soo specific

[lean parcel]

@foggy charm I need you

honestly though what is it with people getting upset on the internet and then becoming a homophobic racist

Uh oh it's a funny person being the funny racist hahahahahahah

you're pending a punch in the face

[gilded ermine]

No titmilk makes that

[lean parcel]

So funny so original racism

Better than being racist.

[wicked estuary]

@lean parcel you deserve for two bullgoats with bleed infused fingerprint shields to crush you

[lean parcel]

Definitely micro peenus energy

yeah I bought their album when it came out in 2001, approximately 10 years before you were born

How are none of the mods here??

damn he got me

no what is it?

@brittle wraith we got a funny racist man here

damn he got me again, nice

What a clown..

boom headshot

[brittle wraith]

Yeeted

[lean parcel]

Pog thanks mod

Good riddance.

@gloomy ivy rip your buddy

[gloomy ivy]

who said he was my buddy

[lean parcel]

you're his only friend on steam

[velvet jasper]

rune bears are the hardest bosses to fight, way harder than elden beast

[lean parcel]

All about timing them rolls

[plucky prairie]

Accurate one just killed me already this morning over in the lakes out of no where mind you

[velvet jasper]

never going to the lakes

[lean parcel]

Apparently I cannot traverse a mist because I lack great runes.

[velvet jasper]

get great

[ionic sinew]

get mid

[lean parcel]

Git gud

Git crusty

Git yeet'd

Tbh really happy rn, just got my band binder sorted in concert order

@lean parcel, like your outfit in your banner.

Tho if I get caught taking my binder out of the practice room then I’m in trouble

[lean parcel]

Thanks man

his banner is dougdoug, that's not him

Are we ourselves?

our we hourselves?

Asking the philosophical question.

[lean parcel]

Yeah tbh

dougdoug is top tier content though

"a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food"

Interesting. I must say.

Lmao

I love DougDoug, best boy tbh

What's left of me is only what is expected of me

[lean parcel]

he does some cool videos like is unlimited run speed on skyrim faster than fast travel or creating commands that let's his viewers player vs games via twitch chat

I don't like expectation at all. Mainly because I have failed to meet them in the recent years.

I'm just a jaded person with empathy and that's all I expect from everyone else

be a donkeyhole as long as you're considerate

oh yeah I forgot that I have to bottle everything up

Just writing down what one feels is sufficient enough well at least for me

[red bolt]

where is the looking for group section so i can coop? is there not one in this discord?

[lean parcel]

Coop role in #assign-roles

[red bolt]

ty

[lean parcel]

NP

[lean parcel]

Is it because you have no-one to talk to?

Same

And it is a shame

[wicked holly]

That’s sad🥵💦🍆

[lean parcel]

Those emojis are kind of sus.

[wicked holly]

Water before eggplant is not sus

[lean parcel]

And the hot face?

[foggy charm]

👀

[wicked holly]

🧦 I will not forget my socks

Everything is not sus or gae with socks on

||🍆💦🥛||

[wicked holly]

Wait oh sh

Hold up I take everything back 🤙

[lean parcel]

Bro I'm one achievement away from getting the ER platinum but for some reason I decided to replay Bloodborne for the fourth time after getting all the achievements on it, play Dark Souls 3 for the third time and buy Dark Souls 1 (which I already completed and am playing with a different character) 😭

Bloodborne is poggers

Totally, together with sekiro they are my 2 favorite souls

Bloodborne is probably my favourite game ever but unfortunayely there is no official Bloodborne discord server.

[wicked holly]

@foggy charm

It was worth it 😩

[foggy charm]

why dost thou summon me

[wicked holly]

I got timed out for 10 mins but it was def worth it

Omg yami new secret summon in elden ring??

[lean parcel]

Oh no

[wicked holly]

No just a old ass meme

Dead as hell meme

That’s sad and funny

Though I have a maiden who inked thee a invitation

[lean parcel]

Hahaha

[wicked holly]

I love dark humour memes and racist memes

Is that a bad thing

[lean parcel]

Maybe the racist ones

[wicked holly]

For example

👨‍🦳 - I wish we could go back in time

Very bad example up there

[wet yoke]

Can people join my server? You get free runes!

[wicked holly]

Oh man they should remove whips I love whipping the miners and telling them to keep mining

[wet yoke]

And no ban 100%

[wicked holly]

You can get these balls for free instead

[wet yoke]

Ooh, yummy

Ope, i ripped them of

No baby for you

Du här en smörgås?

Åh jäkla

[daring fractal]

After 4 years Discord finally decided to unban my phone number

[wet yoke]

After 4 years,*

[wicked holly]

Why did they ban it

[daring fractal]

My first account got suspended for no reason (I opened many tickets, never had a reply), so they also banned my number

[wicked holly]

Sounds like a skill issue Ngl

[lean parcel]

Why did you try to get back your first account that much?

[wicked holly]

Mine has all my links and stuff so very important time

[velvet jasper]

i love when after i beat the game, unlocked every underground area, but in pvp i see ppl use weapons ive never seen in my life

[cursive fox]

same

[stiff pawn]

what is your guys's favourite game (exept maybe elden ring)

[lean parcel]

fable anniversary followed by ratchet and clank going commando followed by portal 2

[molten ruin]

Does anyone have pot helmet

[lean parcel]

yeah I do have one thanks for asking

[frosty jacinth]

Minecraft

[lean parcel]

Bloodborne

[silver sand]

Kingdom Hearts

[urban oak]

which one

[lean parcel]

What about you?

[stiff pawn]

I onestly dont know 😅

[lean parcel]

BB is good

[lean parcel]

That's okay haha

[lean parcel]

It is but its online is sad

[stray crystal]

any vc channels?

[stray crystal]

why'd you say that

[lean parcel]

Because hackers, glitch-abusing players and lag

[stray crystal]

sad peepo* face

[lean parcel]

Indeed. sad peepo face

[stray crystal]

its such a cool game, i just bought elden ring

only completed ds3 and bb

[lean parcel]

Its aesthetic is very pleasing

[stray crystal]

yep, it's pretty

[lean parcel]

I love the bosses, OSTs and gameplay

Who's your favourite boss, @stray crystal?

[stray crystal]

from the games?

[lean parcel]

From BB

[stray crystal]

not because of the fight, the fight wasn't anything special, but i remember getting to amygdala, knowing what i knew of lovecraft back then, and the fact it was called amygdala and feeling like it was a pretty profound experience

[lean parcel]

Ohh nice, Amygdala is so cool

[stray crystal]

otherwise the fights i liked were the ones that taught me most about soulslike fighting

blood starved beast etc

[lean parcel]

My favourite boss in terms of the fight is probs Ludwig (both phases) but in terms of looks, then it would be Gehrman. Anyways, I gtg now Cya!

[stray crystal]

ya! i agree, i was gonna say ludwig!

[tawdry crown]

in bloodborne what do i do after beating the cipher demon

[tepid dagger]

why no vcs in the server?

[sterile dock]

AHEM, where can I post my elden memes

I have many

[gilded ermine]

to fun channel

[lean parcel]

There is no such thing as "cipher demon" in Bloodborne. Who do you mean?

[lusty thicket]

Tweakin

[tall barn]

"Elden Ring is the most difficult souls game From Soft has ever released. "

[lean parcel]

Yo guys how do I Cook crystal meth

[lean parcel]

I think it's not too easy nor too hard but I am basically on my first playthrough

[tall barn]

my brother in christ you taught the chemist

[lean parcel]

How do I Cook yo

[tall barn]

wow it almost sounds like you are actually playing the game... I'm just sick of these clickbait troll articles

[lean parcel]

Why are you guys avoiding my question to yo cool

[acoustic thorn]

I just sat on my balls

[tall barn]

i dont have time for bait bro ...

[lean parcel]

How do I Cook crystal meth yo

[tall barn]

well there is crystal in the game, I'm sure the is a recipe for it

[acoustic thorn]

You of all people should know

[lean parcel]

Why dawg

[tawdry crown]

i mean cleric beast sorry

[lean parcel]

There is another boss in Yharnam. You get to the next place right after defeating the other boss.

What do you have to level up to wear heavy armour ???

[lean parcel]

Is this a question about Elden Ring?

No

Oh

Tarreria lol just wanted to ask a random question

I don't know sorry

Does anyone know how to cook crystal meth

[lusty thicket]

Bruh

[brittle walrus]

yo anyone be just getting mad frien requests? I'm getting like 30 a minute

dont know what to do

aight nvm just turned off so not everyone could addme

[tropic hatch]

Anyone else play nioh 2

[night ore]

There’s another one?

[thick flume]

Join the crusade and let Alexander rest!

[lean parcel]

wait guys can you backstab the crucible knight in limgrave?

[next patio]

I swear people have no etiquette in PvP in Elden Ring.

[lean parcel]

What do you mean exactly?

[visual reef]

Why are so many Elden Ring players, like, gangster? Lol.

[fleet stream]

Yo I’m bout to start my first NG+ and I’m confused on what you keep if you keep anything it’s just incants right

[lean parcel]

I think you are better off asking that in #general-discussion

[obsidian river]

Does anyone know a drawing app to compete against friends? Meaning you have to paints smth and your friends have to guess it

[forest pine]

Jesse we need to cook

[formal agate]

Why is elden ring getting flak for not being 'accessable' for disabled players but no other game does

Is being unable to git gud now a disability?

[tribal crypt]

Soul of cinder theme sounds like downton abbey theme

[kind mason]

weird question but i was talking about let me solo her with my gf and she would like to know if people think he's hot. if anyone can confirm or deny that would be lovely

[charred valley]

That is a weird question indeed

[frigid geyser]

Anyone want to hear a joke ?

[charred valley]

But i can confirm that i would eat a human being if the opportunity was presented just out of curiosity

[frigid geyser]

What does a house wear address 9:

[charred valley]

Why

[frigid geyser]

i thought it was funny ):

[lean parcel]

@formal agate Most of the people advocating and crying about accessibility in Elden Ring are so unlikable.
They have this "I'm disabled so I'm entitled to everything" aura.

There’s this blue mf at Carion Study Hall

[last zodiac]

BASED preceptor miriam

[lean parcel]

@tight dove

[stuck solstice]

hi guys

[hoary vale]

Can anyone transfer a weapon to my second character?

[sage ether]

Im pissed off

I have a fricking major grade packet for science due tomorrow and over half the stuff on it is stuff we don’t even know and she expects us all to know the answers

[vagrant nacelle]

muh-lane-ia

[unborn gulch]

is there any reason to overclock the memory clock on a gpu?

[wide tartan]

Anyone else having trouble playing other open world games after playing elden ring?
Tried to but can't play skyrim anymore, i just boot elden ring back up

[opal galleon]

Can u help me with elden beast ?

[hollow slate]

Had trouble playing Skyrim even after ds1. The combat is just so bland

[polar kiln]

Elden ring ruined a lot of open world games for me

[marsh abyss]

Breath of the wild is still good but I don't play much other open world games

[unborn gulch]

Anyone know anything about monitors

[wide tartan]

cant go back to my loved elder scroll games after playing souls games, the combat in elder scrolls is just so shyt

[spiral jolt]

Yea immediately

[unborn gulch]

What’s a good 1440p monitor

[spiral jolt]

Basically my advice is to follow your heart

And you are welcome for the advice

[unborn gulch]

My acer predator is dooking the bed and I want a upgrade

600$ budget

Looking for 600hz refresh rate

[polar kiln]

The combat in elden ring is what goes on in your imagination when you play Skyrim lol

[desert viper]

Skyrim but with Devil May Cry combat depth

[latent violet]

i need helpp comander nial at castel soll pc

[brisk mural]

why is everyone so attention seeking to nickname themselves ! so they appaer higher in the server list

[desert viper]

I haven't noticed that. I mean sure, you can see a whole list of them in the members list, but I haven't really seen anyone have a name like that whose actually active

[idle cape]

I wonder if I am the only one who burn out from exploring the map of Elden Ring?! 🤔

I mean there is no path to follow the main story unless you find the light of grace which leads you unknowingly to the other grace.

At the beginning of the game, I really loved it so much but after a while like 40 hours, I ended up spoiling everything and starting the game all over again to beat every boss very easily by hacking the runes and leveling up my character.

[sage ether]

How do you hack the Runes? Like grind at the grind spot or actually hack them because hacking is not good.

[idle cape]

I think it's not allow to discuss any matter relating to "hacking" but I did something that made me have +999M runes so I can level every attribute as maximum.

Shame, I loved the game but .. I believe this kind of game is not my cup of tea or this "Open-World of soulslike" is exactly not for me at all.

[polar kiln]

You have the mindset of “I will optimize the heck out of a game even if it makes it less fun” that doesn’t mesh well with open world games

Linear games and competitive games probably suit you more

[sage ether]

I actually spend the time in these kind of games to get that far like in BOTW I have 150 hours on it from grinding and I’ve completed everything besides a couple long and hard things to do

[idle cape]

The Witcher is open-world game and you can easily ignore main missions and do whatever side-quests there.

But in Elden Ring! I roamed for 40hrs yet I can't find a thing! I didn't want to spoil things on Twitter or YouTube but I asked my friend if there is any way to beat the game.

He got shocked how did I trespassed part of the map without beating the very first boss in the game xD

[rough lotus]

can i still get the bloody finger after i killed the guy who said i have no maidens?

[idle cape]

Plus, I am not that kind of gamers who spends literally hundreds of hours playing games. 😅

[sage ether]

#general-discussion

[sage ether]

I still spend lots of time gaming except I barely have time because of school sports and other stuff

[idle cape]

Yeah, that's what made me break the rules of having fun in Elden Ring, I'm kinda sad and disappointed but I need to beat Elden Ring so I can play other games

I don't like if I am a true gamer or not, lol. What? Playing for straight 16 hours is a true gamer?

I used to play 18 straight-sick hours in BF3 back then in 2011, I am not a kid anymore. However, I wish the old days come for once 😔

[polar kiln]

there are in game maps in the game, if you pick them up, you can visually see landmarks to travel to lol

[wicked holly]

👨‍🦳

[sage ether]

Im still a kid lol

[idle cape]

Be that kid, Kiddo ☺

[scenic lintel]

anybody know the trick to screenshot a cell phone viewport window when your watching like paramount+, or netflix.

[visual reef]

Lol...

[open lily]

idek why they need to censor a simple screenshot

[earnest crystal]

It's cause modern servers don't want to take risks of a picture being offensive

[north vector]

City Hall went well. Going right when they opened was smart, took a whole 15mim, but grumpy stares from the security guy (because you usually need an appointment, but I didn't cause it's an emergency)

[lavish galleon]

Should I buy a 2022 Toyota Camry for $24k, 2022 Honda Civic for $22k, or a Tesla Model 3 for $52k?
I would have to finance the car and pay monthly for it with downpayment

[lusty thicket]

I wouldn’t let discord sway your decisions on these things but I wouldn’t go with a Tesla

[undone trench]

there you go, you spoiled it yourself dude

[lean parcel]

I don’t even know where to begin with what I wanna say

[distant bobcat]

who wants pizza

[lean parcel]

I’m kind of frazzled because I just got done watching my boyfriend play some Elden Ring and he took all of his frustrations toward the game out on me

[distant bobcat]

@lean parcelcute pfp

[lean parcel]

Thanks 🙂

[teal scarab]

i hate myself and i want to die

[earnest crystal]

You're that type of guy that says stuff like this and then when people dm you what's wrong you go, "I don't wanna talk about it" grow up

[teal scarab]

i can talk about it if you want

[earnest crystal]

No, cause if you actually were in need of help you'd seek professional help and not be doing it on discord

[teal scarab]

you don't know jack about me

[earnest crystal]

[lean parcel]

just looking for someone to talk to while i play

[lusty thicket]

I love myself and I am based and epic

[earnest crystal]

Respectfully

[lusty thicket]

Real

[upper apex]

Can someone help me lvl up

[idle cape]

It’s good thing that you know your limit ☺️

[lean parcel]

Go to the farming spot

[upper apex]

Where is at

[earnest crystal]

"palace approach ledge road"

[upper apex]

Ok

[sand kestrel]

<@&894891802488885248> modmail isn't working for me, it says this message
"An HTTPException error occurred. Please contact an admin on the server with the following information: Invalid Form Body
In parent_id: Maximum number of channels in category reached (50) (50035)."

[old cobalt]

Can someone help me in ds3??

[buoyant arrow]

what platform homie?

[old cobalt]

PlayStation

[lean parcel]

Who likes rice cakes?

[buoyant arrow]

I'll be home innnnn... a good few hours (I'm at work) - what times works best for you?

[old cobalt]

In 1 hour?

I need the help for the last lord of cinder

[buoyant arrow]

ah dang, I won't be free for 6 hours :/ sorry!

[old cobalt]

Write me if youre done

Maybe il be on maybe not

[lean parcel]

Did Fromsoft intentionally buff Malenia or is it a mistake bc tbh i love her new version lol

[gilded ermine]

its a bug

[buoyant arrow]

will do! ❤️

[polar siren]

tomato basil ricecakes are delicious

[lean parcel]

🤢

[polar siren]

its ok to have wrong opinions all good

[frigid geyser]

I like maliketh 😁

[polar siren]

a fellow elden beast enjoyer, a man of taste

[frigid geyser]

Exactly

[runic nymph]

Ay man good stuff. Hopefully it’s all sorted out without too much of a problem.

[rapid jackal]

Have Fromsoft ruined other games for anyone else? I just can't get into anything non-Fromsoft anymore

[plucky prairie]

Bestial sanctum those little guys

[plucky prairie]

Where do you live ? Don’t get a Tesla if your up north. Just out of curiosity our used cars are selling for way more than that where we are. Prices are crazy here. My truck is a good 70k

[lean parcel]

Nope, fromsoft are good but they do not define gaming, sure they may have ruined open world games for me but there's so many games that are completely different

[rapid jackal]

Fair enough, each to their own I guess. I don't think they define gaming but they give me a sense of satisfaction and achievement that no other games can give me. I do play other stuff but usually find myself going back to a Fromsoft game quite quickly for the itch that needs scratching.

[lean parcel]

idk I think you're being hyperbolic, I don't think there's anyone who sincerely thinks fromsoft has ruined every single other type of game for them, gaming as a whole is so diverse and fromsofts games are so incredibly niche when compared to the entirety of gaming

[left lion]

why is lol looked down on so much (lol is league of legends)

[lean parcel]

unless the only games you're interested in are in the same niche as fromsofts games that is

[lean parcel]

for me it's because league of legends players tend act the stereotype of being insanely toxic, screaming like a baby and generally being a person I don't want to be around and I've never played league of legends

[left lion]

well my dad plays league of legends its one the game he ever plays he started playing like 8 years ago but hes healthy and isnt toxic

[lean parcel]

well obviously there's people who don't fit the stereotype but you ask why it's looked down on I said why I look down on it

[left lion]

ok

[lean parcel]

I've met so many people irl who have played league in front of me/while I'm in their proximity who just quickly devolve to screaming and flaming the people in their game

[left lion]

that kind of people are weirdos but thats what i think

[lean parcel]

they are, I don't see a point in playing a game that upsets me as much as league seems to upset a portion of their players

[left lion]

my dad once tried to get me into league of legends but it just never clicked with me

[lean parcel]

I just think about good ol' shaun wheatly, went to my university and my god was he so toxic

[left lion]

ok

also what the most drippy elden ring armor

[lean parcel]

drippy?

[left lion]

what armor looks the best is what im trying to say

[lean parcel]

I like blaidds

[left lion]

it does looks good

[rapid jackal]

On the contrary, I've come across quite a few people who feel the same way.

[left lion]

my personal fav is the crucible knight armor

[lean parcel]

it's like saying you like cheeseburgers so much it ruins all other food for you

[vast moon]

Anyone got the raging wolf set

[next wharf]

Anyone knows what type of helmet Radahn is wearing?

There are other bosses with that long hair helmet

[lime slate]

Is modding allowed (in offline mode)

[vagrant nacelle]

Uhh..his own helmet. If you mean other bosses referring to malenia that's just her hair

[next wharf]

No, like in Dark Souls 2 iirc

[vagrant nacelle]

Ahhh, well I've personally kept away from dark souls 2 so I couldn't really tell you. Bloodborne and sekiro all the way

[timid cosmos]

anybody has a good game reccomendation?
i played way too much elden ring and i rly wanna find something new

[vagrant nacelle]

Dm me what you meant to send @next wharf

[next wharf]

Have you tried Warframe?

[timid cosmos]

ye, i dont like it

[next wharf]

K den

[next wharf]

You got it?

[lean parcel]

Any fellow Tarnished dice rollers in here? D&D fans/players?

EldenRing would be an amazing campaign to indulge yourself in

[north vector]

Same same, might have to make a new ID anyway if I find it & want to leave Germany, because lost IDs, passports, driving licenses are reported to Interpol and sometimes they don't delete these notifications

[gaunt totem]

Starting to get bored of the Souls formula myself. Felt some fatigue in DS3 but the DLCs rescued it. ER felt like a huge helping of the same. Still a great game, but I'm not sure that I'd buy a sequel unless it has some variation on core mechanics that BB/Sekiro ran with. But it likely won't

[sudden lava]

I'd 100% buy an ER 2

Love this game

[lean parcel]

Bruh this guy gave us catheters for Career Day

This girl Laila was trying to use one in the middle of History class, and when they obviously didn’t let her, she tried to go to the bathroom

[lusty thicket]

😟

[alpine niche]

I like malekiths except for the helmet cus it doesn't rlly fit I pair it with the skeleton helmet thing

[keen mountain]

Do anybody know that video Of the little mouse rodent thing Being chased but it just gives up Turns around and screams?

[upper sphinx]

could anyone help me transfer an item please?

[patent herald]

?rule14

[green drum]

Rule 14

Requesting trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted. If you were not aware of this, please review rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

[quaint girder]

Yo, idk the right channel for this, but is there a way to block youtube channels as a whole, some people go crazy with spoilers in the thumbnail

[idle garnet]

That’s games fire tbh I just stopped playing

[patent herald]

wasn't there an option to don't have them show up anymore on ur page?

I'd ask google, you are more likely to find the answer you are looking for there

[lean parcel]

Mr. White?

[compact girder]

Where do i trade?

[patent herald]

Nowhere

?rule14

[green drum]

Rule 14

Requesting trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted. If you were not aware of this, please review rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

[frigid geyser]

i like cat

cat is cool

[hazy jasper]

Can we posts gifs in here?

[lean parcel]

i just deleted my save data like an idiot... hahaha

[old zephyr]

damm

how???

[lean parcel]

idk dont ask me hahaha

Bro I don't play fortnite but my cousin does and he wants v bucks this is a stretch but I'll sell my account for 1000 v bucks

[pure pebble]

sounds like a skill issue...

[lean parcel]

It is

Hello

[lean parcel]

well i was new to the game but i already had 120h ..

[old zephyr]

Sheesh that's rough buddy

[lean parcel]

How is your guys day going?

[old zephyr]

Good so far what bout yours?

[lean parcel]

That's good to hear :) My day is just all right

[lean parcel]

but i got a idea, i just should start a new game 😄

[old zephyr]

Good hope you have an amazing day instead of only good

[old zephyr]

💀 yes brilliant

[lean parcel]

Thank you haha

[lean parcel]

wat

A thousand V-bucks aren't even that much.

[old zephyr]

ikr

[lean parcel]

If I remember correctly, it is only worth like one skin. Altough I forgot how much a battle pass costs

[old zephyr]

700 or 900 V-bucks i believe

I know

[lean parcel]

what is it with kids and using gay as an insult

Why does everybody use that word like that

[lean parcel]

Exactly haha

[fringe briar]

why tho

[lean parcel]

ah yes the classic, immediately be offensive

Just a while ago people were saying the moon is gay and I'm like huh

[old zephyr]

Moon?????

Bruh

[lean parcel]

😵‍💫

[old zephyr]

I'm 50% gay lmao

Yes

[lean parcel]

just that gen z life init, be stupid, be offensive, be unloved by their millennial parents who didn't want them

[old zephyr]

Yep facts (I'm totally not 13 haha)

[lean parcel]

honestly it's not all gen z just the people like him give gen z a bad rep

[old zephyr]

Yea very true

[lean parcel]

I wonder if I'm gen z

when I was 13 being edgy on the internet was writing 69 and trying to draw genitals in text

[old zephyr]

Lmao

[lean parcel]

now kids just be writing the n word no hesitation

[old zephyr]

Hey I'm allowed too

Don't come at me

[lean parcel]

Anyway, how about we talk about something else like what is your favourite desserts

[fringe briar]

lemon bars

[old zephyr]

Red velvet cake

Just red chocolate lol

[lean parcel]

I like tiramisu

key lime pie ice cream, like not key lime pie and ice cream but an ice cream that is key lime pie

[old zephyr]

sounds good

[lean parcel]

I'm not a huge fan of coffee but tiramisu is different

[old zephyr]

I like coffee ice cream lmao

[lean parcel]

Coffee ice cream??

[old zephyr]

Yep

Just coffee flavored ice cream

[lean parcel]

I don"t think I have ever had one

[old zephyr]

It's good (to me atleast)

[fringe briar]

coffee ice cream is pretty great

[old zephyr]

My man

[lean parcel]

I always just order a chocolate or vanilla

[old zephyr]

Same

[lean parcel]

Definitely should try more flavours

[violet pond]

[old zephyr]

Most of the time I do atleast

[lean parcel]

[old zephyr]

JAR

[lean parcel]

POTT

[old zephyr]

JOTT

[fringe briar]

i like really earthy-tasting sweets
dark chocolate, coffee beans, etc

[old zephyr]

PAR

[lean parcel]

Dark chocolate makes me cry

[fringe briar]

and lemons for whatever reason

[fringe briar]

milk chocolate is uncomfortably smooth to me

[old zephyr]

Lol

[lean parcel]

Eh, it's all right to me

[old zephyr]

I've finally entered the Altus Plateau, but the damm Draconic Tree Sentinel (I WILL HAVE IT'S HEAD)

[lean parcel]

Also it took me a couple of seconds to figure out what milk chocolate was

[lean parcel]

The one with the lightning??

[old zephyr]

Yea

[lean parcel]

He's not that bad but harder than the other sentinels

[old zephyr]

Where do I get those stupid great arrows 😦

I'm just tryna be cool lookin

[lean parcel]

I believe you can buy them from one of the Nomadic traders and you can also get them from those those huge golems that shoot arrows, if they drop them.

[old zephyr]

I'ma kill those merchants and get their bells MUWAHAHAHA

[lean parcel]

aw

[old zephyr]

What?

[lean parcel]

Don't kill them :(

[old zephyr]

Hmmm Finee

[lean parcel]

If you have killed some before, do they drop everything for free that would have been obtainable through purchase?

[old zephyr]

No I just get their bells and bring them to the twin husks, so they sell what the merchants sell

[lean parcel]

So basically killing them does not make much of a difference?

[old zephyr]

Nope kinda pointless lol

BUT IM'A KILL EM ANYWAY because im evil hahahahha

[tall barn]

this is the goty... man... I'm in tears

[old zephyr]

It really is

This is my first soul-borne and i love it

[lean parcel]

Well, good that you are enjoying it :)

[tall barn]

awesome

[lean parcel]

Elden Ring is my second

[old zephyr]

Definitely amazing I was just randomly craving a soul-borne and I was like why not get Elden Ring

I got it like 2-3 weeks ago

The only other game I've played this much is Ghost Of Tsushima

[lean parcel]

oh nice

[tall barn]

it got to a point where someone was reorganizing their whole schedule to have time to play it , this was on the subreddit

[old zephyr]

Damm really?

[lean parcel]

Imagine having a consistent schedule

[tall barn]

yeah ... pretty inspiring

[old zephyr]

Ikr

[fringe briar]

same for me

[lean parcel]

To the level where you have to reorganise it

[fringe briar]

…also same for me

[tall barn]

i really hope ds3 online comes back too

[old zephyr]

Imagine having a schedule at all (lol)

[lean parcel]

actually, right? 🤣

[old zephyr]

Btw why is your name just Charles???? @lean parcel

[lean parcel]

Wdym?

why isn't your name just Charles???? @old zephyr

[old zephyr]

BRUH

[old zephyr]

I mean like is that your real name?

[lean parcel]

gen z when they drop their sandwich: bruh
also gen z when their grandmother dies: bruh

[old zephyr]

MMMMMM Bout to say bruh again

[lean parcel]

You must have a problem with gen z

[lean parcel]

I have a problem with every generation

[old zephyr]

Including your own 😉

[lean parcel]

My username isn't just Charles it"s Charles with a ♤

[lean parcel]

yea my generation are the worst

[old zephyr]

Shush Charles it's okay baby

[lean parcel]

stupid millennials, being unable to afford rent on a full time job

[old zephyr]

Damm

[lean parcel]

Zamn

[tall barn]

thats just chuck spade

[stray crystal]

where do i buy bullets for my internet gun?

[lean parcel]

don't you damn me, your future will be far worse

[old zephyr]

fine Damm Daniel/Daddy

[lean parcel]

that's better

[old zephyr]

Mhm good I'm bisexual anyway

[lean parcel]

To buy internet bulllets you must purchase them from dream merchants

[old zephyr]

LMAO