#general-discussion
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as in I do 15 pushups today and 16 on monday yada yada
I hit the gym again after a 3 week hiatus and now my entire chest is sore.
chances are you're not gonna fail if you only increase by one a day
at some point you are bound to :/
perhaps, but it'll take a while before it reaches that point anyway
I'd sooner stop doing it because it takes so long instead of not being able to do it
my plan for when that happens is to just change exercise
do squats instead, you get the idea
I see.
I'm not tryna build anything I'm just keeping my body moving
Have you considered yoga?
I have
but I can't be asked to buy my own mat, and the times I've gone I've been stared at a lot lol
tried without the mat too but its annoying, my floor is tile
I should get to those pushups instead of flirting with my girlfriend while she's at work
learn one arm pushups so you can do both trust
I'd do the same to my gf if she was employed.
Unfortunately I'm the employed one.
Mine's a waitress and she hates it lol
mostly because she's at work and I'm at a home and its almost 9pm
Aughhhrrr
Help. This guy keeps calling me maidenless... How do I get a Maiden?
Find female, marry female
hop off discord and elden ring
Try talking to Dung Eater.
Poop gobbler
Heard he's a cool guy.
marry me 🙁
death blights you
Y
Woag.
elden ring reference?
Ok
Imagine if I also add oil pots to the build
I summon 500 basilisks.
that too is an option
I typically avoid consumables in my setups unless they're super easy to get like prawn
I don't remember using consumables a single time in my first playthrough lmao.
And use buffs on regular tanky enemies
Feels the larp
tbf consumables are more of a thing you use when you've got a better idea of how much they're worth
Guys what the best grease against radagon
Fire
fire
I won
Oil up Radagon
curse you slowmode
And use fire
Funnily enough it was Nightreign that made me realize how important they are.
Why would I be
How did I never think of oiling up bosses?
bc you’re an expert pro
Funneh
It's genius...
That don't exempt me from slowmode lol
though it is more possible today than it was a couple years ago to have others bypass slowmode
The damage potential alone is nothing to scoff at!
5 seconds ...
you know what I’m seeeeyan
Fire grease
bypassing slowmode used to be tied to the manage channels permission but its not anymore
I doubt that the admins/bandai/whoever would approve of removing slowmode for us but its a possibility
do I see slowmode angy
Increasing the slowmode just for you guys no need to thank me
them 5 seconds bro
time to make it 1 minute
None of us are angy
wrong server maybe?
I’m just assumed experts were exempt
Grrr
nah
My cat finally gave up yelling for food and has started eating the dry food from her bowl
Actually now I’m fuming
they don't have slowmode immune because then it would be too much
Imagine if we could use "Timeout me and user for x minutes"
that's a thing in another server
It's really fun
we have mute for that
Meow
so what you can take yourself out to take out another person
Yes
that's based actually I mess with that
It would get abused to hell here but I see the vision
I wasn't a mod then
But you can't take out yourself or another person invidually
can we mute you
There should be a voting bot, 10 votes to mute a user
I need this
actually make it 2 votes
5
@fickle needle hey how are you?
helloo sheo I'm good wbu
Timeout me and this guy for 3 minutes
chat be silent
time for my pushups gulp
we do secret mission
after I'm done with them I gotta work on da legs for an hour too
I'm okay. Still up for tomorrow?
lunge
shhh
using a binding vow on me 😭
yes bg3 tomorrow
ok...
You ever take a nap and wake up with hella drool

Can you come to the GC for a minute?
🤤
I don't like naps man
why does invading take so long
If it ever becomes a feature it will be a GEM
ye
hi everybody
I remember when I got sacrificed
I should stop drunk driving
Why
the law !!
I beg your pardon?
Will you make suicide timeout a feature
Naps are chill when ur exhausted and tired
idk I wake up even more exhausted
I would’ve assumed they’re chill when you’re energetic and energized
🤤 💧
nap again to cancel it out
true
Silence sleep schedule. 16 hours of screentime is talking.
But again, I live in Germany and an average cop is also drunk driving most of the time
Mods, why is the badlands at the top of the server as a suggested channel.
Are you trying to tell me to shoot myself?
Stink ☁️ nearby
naps are for the birds
Yall im hooked on elden ring, just bought my own copy of it cus ive been using a friends AND nightrein
Tf is the badlands

Naps are for people that aren’t broke
Send a message
okay that's the 15 pushups that should not have hurt as much as it did lmao
Trust me
Minecraft
I'm employed but still broke. What does that make me?
Sent!
no delay
?????????
385 left
Probably the mountaintops
I’m unemployed and rich
There is NO delay now
shut up shut up
Have you noticed that?
omg
the no slowmode only lasts as long as we don't mention it 
ur the only person that talks enough to notice it
shh
😭
😭
Wait
Miyazaki heard us
Oh yeah
dang it
I forget about slowmode bc every server I’ve been in since 2020 has it
This server is dead it doesn't need one anymore
No more delay
how did 15 pushups cause me this much pain god damn
im so glad the ban system wasnt set up when i decided to speedblitz and immediately send a hello in the first 3 seconds the badlands were established
E
20tmrw
pain where
if I’m muted then I’m taking this whole server with me
:teasip:
I quite enjoy scrolling up through several hours of chat without being sent back to the bottom every time I don’t out scroll the new posts
Bobabob
This is genuinely the Mahoraga ritual
Potentially.
"I summon, suicide mute!"
Help mMEEEE I lovee elden RING
Core/abs?
With this treasure I summon
Who js said I love elden ring in all caps like 3 times im crine
brother i legit cant do this quest it needs to me to invade 3 times and i havent even gotten into one after 10 mins of waiting
Yuh
He loves Elden Ring
Go to writheblood ruins
In altus
you must be sleep-typing...
I had zero trouble doing varres quest
Its because of core probably, need to do planks
I just did it the other day
where is that
its a side quest before i sleep🕊
stable core is important
Seems like it
i would not let them mute you😔
When I did Varre's quest in my first playthrough, I invaded some guy who one shot me with Light of Miquella.
60 second plank new extra goal
Mute me and this user for a hour
I was muted literally two weeks ago and you let it happen
🥹 
Ramlethal would never do that
i did core yesteday morning, its today's night, still hurts
good evening everybody
Idk why but whenever I do planks time just slows down for me.
Lol
I got muted the other day
She declared war on the world 🧐
okay mine wife finish your side quests but do remember your sleep 😢 its hella late for you is it not? 2:57am if i am correct
because they did it while i was not there
you can do 15? :MikuFear:
who is this user bro?😭
Just a little silly
am i mutted
she was just joking yeah
mutted
Thats not a lot for someone as big as me 
Mhm thank you for you concern my wife🥹 i will make sure to sleep soon indeed
Probably
Mutted
mutted
Bro is a hound
Yes
what
Hello
You ain’t nothin but a hound dog
one day ill be able to do one that isnt an incline pushup 🥹
yo😭
I love that clip of Flight
Hello
hello
I love FlightReacts, he’s so cute
Hii
Listen to this or be Godwyn during the Night of Black Knives
2 blocked messages
get this person a true...
that is NOT outis i repeat that is NOT outis!!!
my uncle started playing elden ring again and he finally beat margitt
I have no problems with Elvis I’ll start dancing
Big Boss.
i am the only 60s man left in the world mwah you ain nothing but a hound dogguh
What if you ain't nothing but a Hound dog?
elden ring more like young sheldon ring
wtf do i do invasion is taking like an houuurrr
give him a beer
I guess I’ll have to do the jailhouse rock
I got a 25 odd second plank too owieee
lives too far away and he doesn't drink
I can't hear young sheldon without imaging that scene of his dad opening the garage door. I've seen that all the time on IG.
search up where rhe writheblood ruins is lad im too lazy to find a picture😭
I will save elden ring
whos that girl next door living in that haunted mansiooon
GOAT marston
now do that 3-4 times
:WooYeaBabyThatsWhatIveBeenWaitingForThatsWhatItsAllAbout:
Noooo😭
Better learn her name.
what happen
shh
🥺 okay
Pardon
I love you john marston not more than arthur tho still goated
I no diff him
Nihil nihil nihil
The suicide mute must be a feature
mandalorian and grogu movie is out
I'm playing him rn
wtf do you guys mean by this
I read that in snakes voice
Ayee W
The whole feature I explained, with the rules being you must include yourself and another user
nu uh
mahoraga ritual you're the mahoraga and mute both of them at once like how he backhands megumi's skull and kills the target aswell
whyi are people typing their dating preferences in fan art chat, did we unlock the tinder ring dlc
Is this Leda
but yeah perhaps not mention it that way
What if Eden likes it

She called it Based
Aughhhrrr
Godfrey vs john marston what'll happen
Godefroy.
We need the Mahoraga ritual
Split in half
I was gonna buy nightreign but this server stopped playing it
John easily
What
goku solos !!!1111!
I still play it :P
What about me
Quick Draw Dagger
yeaaah that wasn't supposed to be there 
Do you have deadeye
you have deadeye so you can solo godfrey
What’s that
John no diffs
What’s deadeye
And Godfrey idk i haven't played elden ring
its okay john you dont know what it is because we only need deadeye to see how quick your shooting really is
you dont need to know what deadeye is just know you solo godfrey
I need to play that game.
You didnt even play it dumbass
Best game in the Unknown Universe
The glaze doesn't stop.
I did I got to post train heist
me entering ranni's rise and 'accidentaly' dropping a note onto her lap that says im 6ft and a multibilionaiore who loves hanging out with doll women
but like, i dropped it there accidentaly so yk 👀
ive been meaning to get red dead 2 but somehow everytime its on sale something physically horrible happens to me that prevents me from buying it
I played a game and died
Second was 45, third was 30
I already feel so drained from like 5 minutes total of working out lmao planks kick you in the TEETH
squid game be like
The universe is telling you to play a different game
finally finnished my first playthrough. What a insanely good game. What soulslike should i do next?
a curse upon thee
How can i win?
It's not for everyone I spent a lot of time in that game hunting and fighting bounty hunters and gangs, very enjoyable (also gorgeous scenery)
Ranni won't ghost u after lava manor then ig
Are you She Hulk
Am I doomed to be a loser?
What are you trying to win against
I love gta and I love western but it didn’t feel like it was it
Elden poop
hi i love ur pfp omg
? wdym by that
Elden Ranni
Kiddo it's called posing
that's for music
How do I get pass the godrick soldier
we larp everything else
Slow mode is back
This game poop
soldier of god, rick
Try finger, but hole
Give up
you dont
give up
start a new save and dont fall down there
Ayeee thx
Try oil, but hole
Who wins, the humble Runebear or Soldier of Godrick?
Delete the game at that point🥹 🤞
What is your goal lol
soldier of godrick solos
I forgot sry gng
If he can't beat Godrick Malenia will crucify him
I did that now I’m bleeding
is runebear a soldier of godrick? that's what i thought
No Im just out of shape
Runebears did give me nightmares, but, I mean, this is rick we are talking about
Godrick? More like Rodrick.
no you're she-hulk now i believe in your strength
now all that's missing is for you to believe in it aswell
who wins soldier of godrick or gojo ahh question
soldier solos with eyes closed and hands behind back obv
Gojo loses to Naruto pre Shipudden
B-b-but infinity!!!
gojo loses to ME
Melina feet pics
Augh
My feet are cold
my fault aura i wasnt aware of your game
WHERE
Gojo is getting no diffed by Torrent.
Oh hello again
Go/jo
I thought this was Google sorry
give torrent one spirit raisin and its over for gojo
This chat seems, existent
☹️
Torrent will probably no diff itself by jumping off a cliff
Sonopoloy.
heh… its okay… bears teeth
Average gen chat moment
sometimes i wish it wasnt
Reported
omg ur so alpha.. but-.. but its.. it's actually bares!
dont make alpha angry
Leaking ip
I agree
no like bear teeth like a bear
Mist...
or, beast.
i made salmon, rice and salad for dinner today, it was yummy
Shakespear is a title...not a person.
the right to bear arms? why would i want bear arms? amiriteguys
that's so aura you're so right
Man why did that get deleted? 💔
I'm actually a Banished Knight.
cus all caps
Oh makes sense
hello hello juliet
If Elden Ring is so good why isn't there an Elden Ring 2?
Maybe all souls games are in the same universe but different planets
For ds2
I partly want to do more planks but I am also sweating like a stuck pig at a total of 2 minutes
Shame dark souls 3 is a boring game
Grey slop
It’s peak
Dark Souls 2 was a good video game. Just not the best souls game.
Mid souls 3
Elden Ring is too bright
hello
Do it in a bathtub
Pft lol
I like the grey
In DS2 you can blow yourself up by covering yourself in oil and pulling out your pyromancy flame.
Why would dark souls be light souls
Yo
i swear this exact discussion happened a few hours ago
Ds1 had a better art style
It did
evil dark souls
How sweaty?
Spider Pig Edit
Light souls
People like to create their own definition of what a souls game is
5min plank i believe in you
I found an enby YouTuber randomly, me happy
Dark Souls 2 is very pretty game ngl.
Ds1 and Bb are peak
It also introduced powerstancing.
What does disk mean 😭
But it has Executioner's Chariot.
i just finished ds1 and need to go to ds2, but im trying to get the platinum and its such a pain in the arse
The prettiest dark soul game is the one where the best femboy is
Yes but elden ring is also peak
1?
gwyndolin and lady maria i see your type
Yea
Dark Souls 2 has covetous demon though.
hehe
bb best souls hands down
hands up 🙌
thats why its the best
Gwynevere and Lady Maria* although I would say Gwyndolin is pretty
Indeed
hi magneto main
Who doesn't want to be Gywndolin? I so badly wish I was an eleven-foot goddess like her. ❤️
Gwyndolin is very pretty, love their design
Yes, hi, that is me.
That’s Gwynevere
i want to be with gwyndolin not to be gwyndolin
guys using mods in story mode with offline mode is fine right
big fan of u and those like u keep doing the good things ❤️
You mean gwynevere?
My point still stands.
If you ever do a Gwyndolin cosplay, tell me
no mod talk here™
We have miquella
Good joke
peakest femboy
no mod talk in this server or in this channel
miquella is so mid compared to gwyndolin tho
Miquella is buns
server, its against bandai tos and this is an official server
I agree
Priscilla is right there why would you say Gwyndolin
Thanks. However Thing is looking very enticing rn.
Love to be with Gwyndolin and Miquella
No way you said that Hunter
Gwyndolin is mid compared to Covetous Demon.
Priscilla too
Both are good, also,please disappear so I don’t have to be in this server atm
give in to the voices playing an off tank is soooo fun without triple dps in ur ear telling u to play mag or strange
We're all jumping @dawn sable with Black Knives on Radahn's soul
You’d lose
He said Gwyndolin isn't bad
Why are we hating on poopster
Weird
They hate me because I'm right
I know. But solo tanking as Thing always goes horribly for me 😭
I’d say I like Priscilla more
Indeed
She’s just very pretty
keep it a secret
He is cute
I do a lot, I just like Priscilla
priscilla would be cool if her bossfight wasnt total bs. had me losing my mind trying to cut her tail
I mean he's cute anyway
Priscilla or Vicar Amelia
Amelia all day every day she bad af
Wdym Vicar Amelia
I'd happily join his covenant
That's a full fledged monster
coward
general-discussion
Kos a badie lol
If Brook isn’t scared of big mom why would you be scared of vicar Amelia
hes underage you freak....
Kos???
this topic is extremely relevant
Yo fool
that is not what i mean when i say general discussion : )
What if Brook is the one to betray the strawhats
Good, repeat that every 2 days
Nihil nihil nihil
Brook is such a sleeper on the strawhats his feats are crazy overlooked
What if slop was slop
can we talk about feet?
out of my 2 hour workout, abs and core are the worst
"I've given thee courtesy enough, now I fight as Hourah Loux...WARRIOR!"
The worst 10 minutes of my life
general-discussion
can we talk about me getting rich in cryo archive
wait until you do a kneecap day...
Is Gwyndolin the baddest
Beat his ahh with oath of vengeance
He's a cutie patootie
+50k +50k +50k
i mean there's not much competition
Exactly
Hi rend
Truth is truth
is that yes or no?
i cant put down the flask 💔😞
Excuse me sir
Keep chugging
maybe i should learn how to play these games with a controller
do i have to be a certain level to enter vc?
So wht u tryna say, i should mass produce babies just to get a super baby🤔 . U on some white room shi
Imagine if Godwyn had a deathblight nihil
bet
how are you NOT playing with a controller ....
Imagine if Miquella used Godwyn's body instead of Mohg's.
chicken nuggets :3
Roasted Asparagus.
What am I eating
i 100%'d elden ring and dark souls remastered with keyboard mouse only
hats off to you 💯
MJ makes good music even when he's dead
To be honest I wanted consort Godwyn
They genuinely jumped him in his sleep, six of them at night
Pity...
EVIL roasted asparagus
There's going to be a 2nd DLC where Goldwyn revives Radahn and he has deathblight so you have to fight a second phase where you fight the two together
I know but it would've been cool to fight zombie Godwyn
However Ansbach's quest was cool.
He would be the same size as your MUM
My favorite part of the dlc.
Godwyn was so goated they killed him before we entetrd the game
but i've been playing on pc only
the thing is i own a ps5 too and if i want to beat bloodborne and demon souls too
i better get used to a controller
Hahaha
What if we could fight mohg and radahn at the same time
the concept of godwyn was cool. lowkey wish we learnt more about him in the dlc instead of miquella but oh well
Real
What if we had Placidusax and Bayle gank fight.
Miquella is a much more interesting character to me so
Fire giant duo
He wss the honored literally
personally i find playing with a controller much easier!
Too easy
Manipulative pretty twink, that's it
One of them has the whip
Gwyndolin has more depth
Incorrect
Next Elden Ring game will be a prequel and we get to see GOATwyn 🙏
Why would they use the braids of fallen comrades
gay incest relationship oh god i hope he was just using radahn and its not actually a relationship
Elden Ring 2: Scholar of the First Dung Eater.
Elden Ring trilogy
He has
I just imagine Miquella as a soundcloud rapper
It's just his own hair
This servers truly immature atm
"atm"
That one guy from Smiling Friends.
Why did I think this said Miquella as a stormtrooper
dont think ive ever met a mature souls fan tbh
ATM machine
so its not a relationship
what
miquella mentioned
There’s a couple
Yes, Consort is just a title
Bad time this chats weird
Manipulative twink
Are you saying u only play with kids
why did you
it's not even close
Kos
yep as per usual : )
Maybe cause I don’t like rap
Baddie alert
Son
oh no...
general-discussion
Fuh NAW
Ranni > Miquella.
I would not bring up miquella in general-discussion
Radahn got revived to be used as a weapon of war
Gen chat ❌
u are not wrong yeah
The maiden in black> any other maiden
Miquella stinks
degenerate chat ✅
Am I weird
Good job folklore
Real
patches > anyone else
every single time miquella is brought up people act like literal animals lmao
Truth nuke
Nothing good can ever come out of mentioning Miquella here
acting like you dont?
They go feral
i hate typing on my computer because my thoughts become fragmented even more
Exactly
proof?
They are crazy
I agree
you
#the-badlands certain people should chat in here instead
well i can see that u mean it 🗣️🔥✍️
Delulu miquella fans
what did i even do
Does anyone shower in Elden Ring? I forgot
I dont remember
Miquela is mid
I should lowk do that
I don’t like rap goes and listens to Gucci mane and ice cube
I'd curb stomp him
Exactly
Dont use swear words like sh*wer plsz...
the badlands is were i came from
They're like the softest rappers out
hi
Wdym
brrr gucci mane
hello
You're pregnate now
Wazzup baby
maybe me
New funny threat just dropped
they're soft bro
Why am i getting pregnant and tomatoed
Who’s hard
future is a fraud
Lucky
Hello
Gucci mane and ice cube the hardest
true elden ring players dont shower
Hi hru
not what i meant and i think you know that
Preganant???
hello
i'm okay
hru
I do? Who?
Bloodborne experience
What rappers are actually hard
Hahah classic bloodborne moment
I need to hide that channel because I guarantee i'll just accidentally yap in there half asleep
Meh, chat odd atm dunno if you wanna stick around
I'm always hard and I don't sing
wgars up
I think you misunderstood me?
Sounds lucky like of you
but its luckys job to stick around now
evil pimp, unironically
now THIS is ball knowledge
50C, Tupac, and Biggie are the main ones
holy fricking dung evil pimp mention in ercord I would have never believed that I would get to witness this
Lmao ok
yipeee
Biggie Cheese.
50 cent and Tupac I accept biggie is a creep
Eden miquella is mid
Why does she have a blunt😭

what is this supposed to convey
He*
Instead of banning ppl send them to #the-badlands
holding it in doesnt do anything
Autocorect
if evil pimp got mentioned what about lil noid
@outer gate bro can i get some action taken im being harassed
I get that but like
Gucci Mane is just about as hard as 50 cent
no miquella holding it in doesn't do anything
