ALSO remember fromsoft NPC questlines have Progression Thresholds, after you complete certain quests or advance enough they become unavailable
#off-topic
molten bison
full sandal
and DS2 and DS3
full sandal
I'm wondering what that Radahn festival could be
stable parrot
I hear the Quest Guide is like 90 pages.
I'm hoping I can buy it separately for like 5 bucks or something
pulsar sluice
well good thing i have 2 usb for backup save
stable parrot
I doubt anybody is going to up all 90 pages of the Quest Guide anywhere
winter plinth
I mean Elden Ring will most likely have NG+ cycles
untold adder
the adventure guide has been confirmed to be 200 pages
molten bison
Elden ring is looking to be the Peak of Fashion souls
stable parrot
the adventure guide has been confirmed to be 200 pages
yeah, as of right now it's not showing if it well be available separately
winter plinth
Oh I hope to god that Elden Ring has respec somewhere
stable parrot
because I'm getting the Disc edition, and the Guide only comes with the pre-order
molten bison
Oh I hope to god that Elden Ring has respec somewhere
It does, but limited as always have been, restricted to certain amount of times per Playthough cycle
winter plinth
because I'm getting the Disc edition, and the Guide only comes with the pre-orde...
I hope my disc arrives on the day
Or at least within the next few days
pulsar sluice
Iβm backup saves because im trying to get top at least 15 worldwide in platinum so i need to be super fast in pc i think its called achievements
stable parrot
I hope my disc arrives on the day
Gamestop!
stable parrot
I'm expecting a Steed Whistle ring
winter plinth
Iβm backup saves because im trying to get top at least 15 worldwide in platinum ...
What
molten bison
What's the Horsey Name? Taurent? Torrent?
winter plinth
English please
stable parrot
I'm saying I'm getting it from the store.
winter plinth
Oh
molten bison
IN DS3 you got to be a Goat and now You Mount one 
winter plinth
Anklebiter, Consumer of Animal Rights
stable parrot
Oh
right, so literally the only way I won't get it, is if there's a delay on delivery to the store, which I don't want to jinx.
they say the Steed Whistle collector is limited, but I'm highly doubting that they'll sell out in my town
winter plinth
right, so literally the only way I won't get it, is if there's a delay on delive...
Or if someone gets there first
molten bison
I hope there's Humanoid Summonings (like npcs) o: not only animals, animals are cool too tho
winter plinth
I hope there's Humanoid Summonings (like npcs) o: not only animals, animals are ...
Jellyfish best summon
stable parrot
Or if someone gets there first
well I pre-ordered, so I'm guaranteed a game apparently, but not a steed whistle 100%
pulsar sluice
What
There is a website called psnprofiles its has the leaderboard of first and last person that got the platinum (got all achievements) its ranked so im aiming for top 15 atleast
stable parrot
With Sekiro I got the model Sword. (pre-order from gamestop)
winter plinth
There is a website called psnprofiles its has the leaderboard of first and last ...
Oh you want to speedrun it?
stable parrot
I plan to put the ring around the sword, if not wear it, lololol.
winter plinth
Bro I bet someone will figure out how to speedrun Elden Ring within two weeks
pulsar sluice
Oh you want to speedrun it?
Kinda (at least for the first time only)
winter plinth
Find some sort of glitch
molten bison
Bro I bet someone will figure out how to speedrun Elden Ring within two weeks
Speed Running... More like Speed Dieying
stable parrot
Bro I bet someone will figure out how to speedrun Elden Ring within two weeks
people are going to be fighting for speed run records. no doubt.
winter plinth
Mhm
Considering the size of the map and all
The fastest record will probably be like, two hours
limber quarry
Elden Ring speedruns are gonna be much more straightforward so
it'll probably be days before they get it under two hours
stable parrot
The fastest record will probably be like, two hours
that'll be crazy
molten bison
Man, considering how much i missed in souls games, i barely ever found secret areas by myself without a guide to tell me where a hidden wall is and stuff, i think imma be missing a lot of stuff in elden ring the first time around xD
winter plinth
that'll be crazy
Horse spell glitch skips
stable parrot
Man, considering how much i missed in souls games, i barely ever found secret ar...
Bloodborne, I missed the Orphanage and the Carriage to the Mansion
had to look both of those up
winter plinth
Bloodborne, I missed the Orphanage and the Carriage to the Mansion
Upper Cathedral Ward and Cainhurst are easy to miss though
LOL
molten bison
Also i'm hoping Elden Ring has More Things to Thraumatize me, like another Mimic Chest sort of thing where it will mark me c:
stable parrot
Sekiro, I missed the attic path to the Rooftops to reach the Father Owl Fight.
I was looking around everywhere for an entire day before I finally gave up because I was lost.
winter plinth
Bruh
stable parrot
I must have ran around for like 10 hours without finding that attic path.
molten bison
Sekiro, I missed the attic path to the Rooftops to reach the Father Owl Fight.
with Sekiro is insane the amount of crap you can miss, fighting Owl a second time and all of that, plus depending on ending you can even miss entire areas with a bunch of bosses
stable parrot
with Sekiro is insane the amount of crap you can miss, fighting Owl a second tim...
I think Bloodborne had the most alternative stuff and bosses that you don't have to find to beat the game.
optional areas.
molten bison
I think Bloodborne had the most alternative stuff and bosses that you don't have...
I mean yeah, the entire chalice dungeons xD
stable parrot
not counting DLC's/
because DS 2 has the largest DLC's, they're like an entire game.
in their own.
molten bison
because DS 2 has the largest DLC's, they're like an entire game.
Remember that one Side area from DS2 DLC
where you had to go through snow
and was only 1 bonfire
limber quarry
My favourite
molten bison
and you had to run it every time
molten bison
getting to the boss took like 15 minutes, and i think was a double boss so was kinda rough
stable parrot
I do remember that.
yeah you can't see where you're going in the Blizzard, I remember that
molten bison
Yeah lol
wraith void
hm, still never beat the DS2 DLC
beat base game, started dlc, then the semester began
stable parrot
the hardest boss in the Souls Series, I still feel is the Blue Smelter Demon, DS2 Optional cave.
between getting to him, and fighting him in that closed quarter, was ridiculous
and the Fume Knight is a beast too.
foggy swan
What will be the best speedrun class
molten bison
DS2 Wasnt the greatest but i still did enjoy it, never felt the overwhelming hate some people gave it
stable parrot
DS2 Wasnt the greatest but i still did enjoy it, never felt the overwhelming hat...
I loved it!
molten bison
And to this day i think DS2 actually had the best pvp
In DS2 was Nearly impossible to heal in middle of a pvp duel
stable parrot
And to this day i think DS2 actually had the best pvp
yeah that was a cool PVP realm
molten bison
Both yeah im insanely excited, this is the Souls Game since... Ds3, i felt Sekiro was different and its own thing enough to be considered apart
surreal zinc
Been blitzing through ds3 with my friend the last few days. Only got ringed city left to finish tomorrow
Can't wait to die in ER
molten bison
Been blitzing through ds3 with my friend the last few days. Only got ringed city...
I did a full Playthtough with a Friend and she Ragequit at Midir xD
surreal zinc
I did a full Playthtough with a Friend and she Ragequit at Midir xD
Oh god Midir, literally giving myself wed and thu night to get through that before ER
uncut dew
Been blitzing through ds3 with my friend the last few days. Only got ringed city...
Same here! xD Gotta get the practice in for ER haha. Blitzed through base game and The first DLC in about 8 hours after not playing it for YEARS fun times
meager minnow
anyone here ordered the collectors edition? the websites sayes its shipped but i got no email or tracking number 
molten bison
I remember the first time i was able to solo Midir, the final 5 minutes was hell because i was sweating so much and was hard to get a grip on controller
surreal zinc
For my coop I went for Int build with MGS just to support my friend from range and close when needed
Worked out really well π
winter plinth
between getting to him, and fighting him in that closed quarter, was ridiculous
Orphan of Kos and Isshin though
Manus
Nameless King
uncut dew
Isshin was horrible to fight
uncut dew
I dont know what it is about Sekiro, but the game is personally for me, the hardest. And Isshin was so bloody tough
molten bison
Isshin was horrible to fight
Did you found him harder or easier than Demon of Hatred
winter plinth
Ah I remember one of my friends talking about Demon of Hatred
uncut dew
Did you found him harder or easier than Demon of Hatred
Harder. I spent so long trying to beat him
left hamlet
I wanna see as little as I can
if anything it would hype you more
winter plinth
Other than network test stuff
left hamlet
it upped my hype by another 100%
i honestly thought the game would be just what was shown in the cnt but thats mostly because thats all i seen
ik its dumb
uncut dew
Im watching it now
molten bison
Good thing about From Soft Games, you can't get story spoiled c: i mean tbh even by the time you beat the game the story is not spoiled Yet, Vaati only way to spoil story
molten bison
I remember All i could figure out from bloodborne was "Oh, so there's aliens"
uncut dew
Well its based on the Cthulu mythos right? Lovecraftian horror
Many cosmic beings and stuff
left hamlet
yes they are aliens
crazy twist halfway the game
i expect the same from elden ring
molten bison
i expect the same from elden ring
Bloodborne about eyes and Elden ring about fingers ;3
naive flax
Is discord nitro worth it?
lean parcel
Is discord nitro worth it?
You can find the perks of nitro online, really only you can decide if it's worth it. Keep in mind not all servers allow emojis from other servers, like if you got nitro you can't use other emojis in this elden ring server
glad dew
so i have 30 bucks in my paypal account and i will get 30 more bucks into my bank account on thursday. if i were to use paypal as my payment option think i could buy the game? if anyone knows by experience if i can buy the game like that or if i have to send the paypal money over to my bank account and then buy it.
idk if steam would accept it like that >.<
winter plinth
so i have 30 bucks in my paypal account and i will get 30 more bucks into my ban...
You should be able to use PayPal if you add it to your account as something you can pay with
proper canyon
I got lucky. the game will release 1 day after my birthday so i will probably get some money from some relatives.
elden ring will be the best birthday present of my life...i hope
eternal ingot
Man I can't go back to school cause I have an infection in my body
proper canyon
Man I can't go back to school cause I have an infection in my body
bruh...but are you ok? feeling any pain or something?
eternal ingot
bruh...but are you ok? feeling any pain or something?
I can't sit down its awful
solar mountain
Man I can't go back to school cause I have an infection in my body
oh damn get well soon with that infection
eternal ingot
oh damn get well soon with that infection
Thank you and it's kinda getting better
tidal mirage
Bel Air is a good show
eternal ingot
I agree
solar mountain
Thank you and it's kinda getting better
hopefully it's cured before elden ring released so you can enjoy the game in full capacity of ur well being
tidal mirage
Itβs maybe a little soapy every scene is kinda dramatic
eternal ingot
hopefully it's cured before elden ring released so you can enjoy the game in ful...
Hopefully π
solar mountain
ππ
eternal ingot
π π
proper canyon
π
eternal ingot
π
lean parcel
New Elden Ring trailer looks sick. Better avoid it for spoiler.
solar mountain
New Elden Ring trailer looks sick. Better avoid it for spoiler.
yeah although look at pinned comment !
eternal ingot
New Elden Ring trailer looks sick. Better avoid it for spoiler.
Thankfully I haven't seen any spoilers
solar mountain
Thankfully I haven't seen any spoilers
just don't look at reddit cuz that's one hell of a nightmare
solar mountain
just don't look at reddit cuz that's one hell of a nightmare
and twitter
eternal ingot
just don't look at reddit cuz that's one hell of a nightmare
Lmao true
lean parcel
@solar mountain don't know how to look at pinned comment.
solar mountain
<@264352374766829568> don't know how to look at pinned comment.
pc or phone ?
top right
lean parcel
Phone
cinder magnet
tacooo tuessday
eternal ingot
Amazing
drowsy smelt
is there a pre-download after i pre-order?
lean parcel
Elden Ring reviews in less than 24 hours.
solar mountain
Elden Ring reviews in less than 24 hours.
vatti be making video explaining every detail of the game be like
versed lagoon
is there a pre-download after i pre-order?
Think so, it said on the tweet when it's available.
fresh quartz
where is elden ring
proper canyon
Elden Ring reviews in less than 24 hours.
*24 hours for ''gaming journalists'' to ask for an easy mode and complain about how the game is inaccessible
god....I would kill to see dean takahashi playing elden ring just for a laugh
lean parcel
Who are your most trusted game reviewers?
proper canyon
I still haven't gotten over his doom eternal gameplay
proper canyon
Who are your most trusted game reviewers?
me
solar mountain
Who are your most trusted game reviewers?
me cuz i know the best for myself
lean parcel
Fextralife reviews have been pretty spot on for me.
proper canyon
usually I just look at the reviews to see gameplays of the game and maybe address a few things. but i never take it 100% seriously
drowsy smelt
what reviews are saying about it?
lean parcel
@drowsy smelt Reviews will be up in 24 hours
lean parcel
@drowsy smelt Review codes or copies are usually given out early.
solar mountain
π€
lofty linden
Physical copies getting shipped out when? Bamco store
eternal ingot
game hasnβt launched yet. i wonder how they review
Yeah I guess so
dry idol
i have a question is there any way my i5-6500 will handle the game?
solar mountain
i have a question is there any way my i5-6500 will handle the game?
#945269468186177546 π
south hemlock
<@&894891802488885248> I don't really know who to tag for this or if there is a specific channel for it but there is a user whos ID is 933735481844306002 and they go by @lean parcel. They are trying to scam people saying they reported their accounts on steam for fraudulent purchases.
dry idol
<#945269468186177546> π
what
solar mountain
what
you can ask there and approriate people would answer without trolling most likely
vivid quarry
<@&894891802488885248> I don't really know who to tag for this or if there is a ...
Thanks - DM @burnt dome in the future if you run into problems
south hemlock
Thanks - DM <@!575252669443211264> in the future if you run into problems
Ok thanks. Sorry for the open discussion here. Just didn't want them messing with someone.
dry idol
they are telling you to go ask in that channel
for some reason i cant see that channel
vivid quarry
Ok thanks. Sorry for the open discussion here. Just didn't want them messing wit...
No problem! Appreciate the report - just wanted to give you the @burnt dome protocol for future reference π
vivid quarry
for some reason i cant see that channel
You need to select the PC role in #assign-roles
sweet ruin
@lean parcel 
dry idol
You need to select the PC role in <#868146312435101777>
I did like 2 times but i didnt get the role
vivid quarry
I did like 2 times but i didnt get the role
Ah, the bot is likely a bit overwhelmed at the moment. I've assigned you the role, so the channel should appear now.
lean parcel
hey hey everyone
solar mountain
hello
lean parcel
so excited to make friend with you all!
solar mountain
so excited to make friend with you all!
yeah yeah
sweet ruin
Wat class you going with
sweet ruin
I dont think ive seen that
sweet ruin
Im going w/ edgelord confessor
solar mountain
just who I amπ
astrologer is like i think 3 most popular
lean parcel
Ya, i will record and send to all the tsushima friends
sweet ruin
Didnt they change it now you cant invade solo players ?
sweet ruin
Yeah you can only invade if there is already a summon
Miyazaki did it to "reduce the stress" from players
lean parcel
oh right!
sweet ruin
Yeah there's ALOT of variety for sure
lean parcel
nyehehe
timber cliff
You can invade solo players but they need to have their sign on
Which sounds to me pretty close to being an ember so essentially same thing
solar mountain
watching the trailer enhance the hype
lean parcel
watch it 1000% times they say you get elden ring for free
solar mountain
watch it 1000% times they say you get elden ring for free
brb
watching elden ring 2000% speed for 1000x times
twin spade
can i already dl elden ring ? my internet is weak, i won't be able to play if i wait for the 25th to dl it
daring pebble
This server gained 5k ppl in like a week
agile gazelle
can i already dl elden ring ? my internet is weak, i won't be able to play if i ...
depends where you bought it (which platform) some will give you the option to predownload π
twin spade
depends where you bought it (which platform) some will give you the option to pr...
can i have this option with Steam ?
agile gazelle
can i have this option with Steam ?
its possible on steam but you have to have already pre ordered and from my knowledge youd have to manually do it π
lean parcel
I'm getting it physically!
twin spade
its possible on steam but you have to have already pre ordered and from my knowl...
Thanks you a lot Shattered Ring π
lean parcel
Which sounds to me pretty close to being an ember so essentially same thing
Yes this is true, same thing
Hey guys, I know a hack for getting Elden Ring early if you've pre ordered it physically.
Step one: break into the game store you ordered it from.
π
I dont think Izmar condone this
They do, shh..
What
π€¨
quasi tiger
Hey guys, I know a hack for getting Elden Ring early if you've pre ordered it ph...
Whatβs step 2
Unfinished guide 0/10
lean parcel
Whatβs step 2
Step 2: remove any witnesses
Step 3: run home and play the game before you're caught and sent to prison
quasi tiger
Speed running Elden ring before the cops show up
lean parcel
YES
runic geyser
Is anyone else actually excited for the adventure handbook that comes along with preordering? Im expecting it to have some sort of resemblance to the physical guide book for DS1 back when
carmine zealot
idek if I'll use it tbh
lean parcel
Is anyone else actually excited for the adventure handbook that comes along with...
yes sir
though I'm sure it will contain a lot of spoilers, it goes real in depth into the areas for what I've seen
wild stone
Thanks - DM <@!575252669443211264> in the future if you run into problems
How do I dirctley contact the ER modmail
lean parcel
that being said, my impatient self will 100% read through all of it before release
runic geyser
yes sir
though I'm sure it will contain a lot of spoilers, it goes real in depth...
Thats honestly what i was hoping for. Sick.
carmine zealot
it's like an in-depth guide for exploration, I think?
runic geyser
that being said, my impatient self will 100% read through all of it before relea...
exactly lol
lean parcel
yep, suuuuuper in depth
runic geyser
just a peek
carmine zealot
heh maybe the first page
lean parcel
yeah, I think it's curious how Fromsoft is telling us not to watch any spoilers
and then releases stuff like the launch trailer
carmine zealot
then i just close it lmao
vivid root
Is anyone else actually excited for the adventure handbook that comes along with...
I'm super eager for it
I don't really care about spoilers so i really wanna get into the guide before the game
runic geyser
for the most part i also dont care about spoilers
carmine zealot
ahh we're different ig lmaoo
runic geyser
i dont want to see everything but im fine with a small one here or there
carmine zealot
yea i get what ya mean
vivid root
But then, if they release it at the same time as the game, I'm gonna ditch the guide for when I'm resting i guess
runic geyser
i just like some eye candy lol
carmine zealot
i'm still kinda bummed abt the other pre-order bonus
vivid root
i dont want to see everything but im fine with a small one here or there
Yeah, i mean, i don't remember where everything is placed or whatever anyway
carmine zealot
a gesture that anyone can get regardless lol.
runic geyser
i see why they did it tho
vivid root
But the different types of enemies and exploration and the rare lore-drops just drive me crazy
runic geyser
i cant put into words the reasoning atm but it makes sense why anyone can get it
vivid root
Yeah true
lean parcel
I'm not
it's good to know that Fromsoft is not giving early adopters any benefit purely for the sake of sales
shows they actually care about their customers
runic geyser
yeah that too. If there isnt data mining then people will have to kill enemies many times to know all the drops
lean parcel
and have confidence in their product
runic geyser
I'm not
it's good to know that Fromsoft is not giving early adopters any benefit...
this
carmine zealot
sounds like a buff
runic geyser
especially early game yeah
carmine zealot
yea sounds bs tbh
lean parcel
yes smh
slim prawn
pseudo monolith
what up
odd pendant
so, who here has read chainsaw man
odd pendant
want people to talk about it
eternal ingot
Yed
raw night
so, who here has read chainsaw man
I have
molten bison
I think From soft has some sort of Deal with the Old Ones or Something, It is not Normal a Dev studio just keeps Poping out master pieces without Fail
lean parcel
eldritch/horror twist is common in their games
coincidence? I think not
molten bison
Anyways, Where do i get my Ticket to enter ||THE RADHANNNNN FESTIVAL||
vivid root
Anyways, Where do i get my Ticket to enter ||THE RADHANNNNN FESTIVAL||
The|| poor over burdened horse looked dead|| in the trailer
molten bison
The|| poor over burdened horse looked dead|| in the trailer
Always has Been c:
I'm going to look like that creature when i fight that boss
barren cliff
so let's say you got a semi long hair and you start using hair products and you wanna stop frizzy hair but you don't know either how much hair product do you need or how wet should my hair be when applying cream
experimenting is fun tho
sly mulch
same
barren cliff
like this time i tried applying cream without brushing my hair and now i regretting that choice
still managed to eliminate most of the frizz, me happy
unreal pewter
Has anyone pre-ordered from Amazon before? The game is scheduled to deliver on the 25th, but technically the game is playable at midnight on 2/25 right?
lean parcel
Ah, are you trying to become a last-minute honorary citizen of new zealand too?
unreal pewter
Iβm thinking about just cancelling my order or returning it if it comes late and buying the game at a local shop at midnight if possible. Iβm in the eastern time zone
Basically I wanna play as soon as itβs 12am EST on the 25th if possible. π
lean parcel
lmao
inland nymph
Iβm thinking about just cancelling my order or returning it if it comes late and...
Will the store still open at midnight
left lion
Is the pre-load for steam in est available today at 6 pm
Thatβs what Iβm thinking since it said 48hrs before
lean parcel
@proper canyon wassup my man, great cucabeludo
proper canyon
<@!271614966837018636> wassup my man, great cucabeludo
what the feck are you doing here?
lament tree
I want that game so much but its very expensive on my country this make me very sad its my dream game im waiting for it 1 year damn it!
strong cliff
hi
lean parcel
Im like
lean parcel
I want that game so much but its very expensive on my country this make me very ...
utorrent
Deaded
strong cliff
the slow mode on main channel sucks
strong cliff
yea but main channel is 30 seconds lol
lean parcel
Lmao
it's done by a bot autoslowmode
not by mods
it's pretty smart, actually, helps to control spam
So its literally all your fault you say
vocal flume
schneckle
vocal flume
<my fault
lean parcel
I was asleep the whole time
vocal flume
how come ds3 and ds1 are soo overrated? i mean they are easy as heck, right?
heavy locust
I think ds3 is harder
But mostly because Sekiro is pretty short
vocal flume
the only true soulsborne worth playing is kingsfield 3 imo. tho i havent played it myself. but by the looks of it it actually looks hard af with the old controls and grafix
strong cliff
bro thats ancient
vocal flume
length doesnt determine quality
heavy locust
Neither does difficulty
willow moon
The true soulsbornes worth playing is all of them
strong cliff
ds3 and bloodbourne are the best to play tho
vocal flume
nah... this discussion has become too ridic. i gotta go. i have a plane to catch...
willow moon
nah... this discussion has become too ridic. i gotta go. i have a plane to catch...
You can catch planes? That's crazy dude
heavy locust
Catch plane
Throw it back
Passengers trolled
willow moon
So true
vocal flume
yeah its quite easy with my device. it allows me to manipulate any physical object
willow moon
We are the ragdolls and eddy is the player with the physgun
vocal flume
you mean "red dead memedemption" correct?
cinder magnet
redo as a healer for better class starting
lean parcel
What
lean parcel
redo as a healer for better class starting
pfp checks out
barren cliff
i think they talking about league
lean parcel
Anyone wanna be like
cool elder rigged friends with a femboy π
barren cliff
all my bets on it
lean parcel
what
barren cliff
elden ring femboy build
barren cliff
you're gonna get summon and he gifts you a whip
lean parcel
no
marble glade
lean parcel
nyehehehe
idk if I want to accept this
gaming
accept it, tarnished. You are femboyless.
aight I bite the bullet
do your worst, satan
dont need to game with a femboy
barren cliff
that wasn't a bullet
winter plinth
how come ds3 and ds1 are soo overrated? i mean they are easy as heck, right?
They're not exactly overrated, they're well worth the compliments they get
lean parcel
@winter plinthhi cat
barren cliff
you can actually change your appearance every time you please on elden
lean parcel
cat meow
winter plinth
Despite their flaws, they're bloody great games
lean parcel
i said hi you bad
barren cliff
bussywooshy
lean parcel
dabrushy
lean parcel
hi me back
π€
ignored by el gato π
fem-boy = maiden
as far as I'm concerned
yes.
what
lean parcel
true bro
damn I ain't got the pesos
I'm better the character creator is gonna be so good I can make a femboy character
i am a broke femboy
barren cliff
i just wanna buy nice stuff to some ladies
lean parcel
third world femboy
i feed on rats every day
I just want to give money so she will notice me
I own three skirts suck it x
i hunt them and eat them raw
barren cliff
if she notices i've paid her only fans for 2 years she will text me back
lean parcel
rip their heads of with my teeth and just slurp the rest
barren cliff
desu
solid oriole
Slowmode everywhere ?
lean parcel
it is actually a ratman reference
barren cliff
Slowmode everywhere ?
you better say something meaningful
barren cliff
repeat after me
lean parcel
if i see you will my eyes melt
barren cliff
something meaninful
lean parcel
you're actually a homosexual reference
dude, b u ssy is b u ssy
barren cliff
i see someone trespassing the boundaries
lean parcel
i see someone trespassing the boundaries
I did it though
barren cliff
obey by the rules
lean parcel
I did it for the b u ssy
rules?
youre a fake angel
what rules!
There is no rules in this land!
you literally havent said "be not afraid" a single time
barren cliff
the rules of nature
lean parcel
And they run when the sun comes up
abstract sparrow
Rules of nature is survival of the fittest. So my axe wil make the rules π€£
lean parcel
who are u
barren cliff
mods make the rules
lean parcel
there is no "under my bed"
barren cliff
they are pieces of divinity that fell off the sky
lean parcel
how to finish elden ring without moving (speedrun)(no hacks)
solid oriole
you better say something meaningful
Lmao the mods must be flooded to have it on even in inactive threads, hopefully it gets better
lean parcel
theres no space between bed and ground
abstract sparrow
how to finish elden ring without moving (speedrun)(no hacks)
Uninstall?
lean parcel
yes!
barren cliff
Lmao the mods must be flooded to have it on even in inactive threads, hopefully ...
it will if you stay for long enough
stay with me
solid oriole
I intend to
barren cliff
mayonaka no doa wo tataki
lean parcel
what the heck
solid oriole
Nani ?π
lean parcel
idk he singing jojo song
solid oriole
Does rules apply to off topic as well ?
solid oriole
Saw basement boi above trynna get banned
abstract sparrow
The discord rules apply here aswell
lean parcel
if you aint scary, and you dont shut the up.
barren cliff
oh, no need to experiment
lean parcel
Guys i preordered Elden Ring!!!!!! yeah
lean parcel
Guys i preordered Elden Ring!!!!!! yeah
can i see
solid oriole
why your name silent terror
Was for my "ominous" previous pp
Forgot to change it along with the new one
lean parcel
ahahahha just for fun
solid oriole
Was for my "ominous" previous pp
Forgot to change it along with the new one
Open to suggestions
abstract sparrow
if you aint scary, and you dont shut the up.
Take ur own advice
lean parcel
Was for my "ominous" previous pp
Forgot to change it along with the new one
you will never change it, now you will always be silent terror to me
barren cliff
Open to suggestions
ominous pp
lean parcel
scary pp
dawn zodiac
ominous pp
Why are we talking about pps
barren cliff
someone said pp earlier idk
solid oriole
you will never change it, now you will always be silent terror to me
πππ okay
abstract sparrow
Open to suggestions
I suggest - ααα¬α α«αΎαα΄αΌα or αα α±α΄α«αΎαα΄αΌαα«
dawn zodiac
Don't want to know what a scarypp looks like
solid oriole
someone said pp earlier idk
Ohhπππ I didn't mean pp, as in pp but pp as in pp
Come on
dawn zodiac
i can't be hold accountable
Butnunwill be
lean parcel
what did you actually mean
dawn zodiac
Ohhπππ I didn't mean pp, as in pp but pp as in pp
Come on
Then what do u meanπ
lean parcel
i dont really know
barren cliff
so is this the meme channel?
lean parcel
you are a meme
untold adder
so is this the meme channel?
no. #elden-fun
barren cliff
actually thanks
solid oriole
I mean there is Profile Picture type of pp and reddit/PewDiePie type of pp
lean parcel
its "pfp" for profile pic
solid oriole
Oh I hardly if ever use the f
lean parcel
why
solid oriole
Habit
lean parcel
ok cool
lean parcel
so is this the meme channel?
Remember it's supposed to be elden ring related memes
nobody actually posts elden ring related memes
but moderators like to die on that hill
barren cliff
Remember it's supposed to be elden ring related memes
and you said it after i posted THREE non elden related memes
tricked into committing the crime
lean parcel
and you said it after i posted THREE non elden related memes
go to jail ho
Just letting you know, trying to be helpful @barren cliff
π β€οΈ
barren cliff
fr thank you
lean parcel
Just letting you know, trying to be helpful <@771256120874500096>
I like that you have (taken) on your profile
really saves me time LOL
i would actually fight all 9 moderators irl + izmar
i would lose but id fight them
lean parcel
I like that you have (taken) on your profile
really saves me time LOL
I'm glad it's useful π
lean parcel
i would actually fight all 9 moderators irl + izmar
Noooo just parry
barren cliff
anti simp measure
lean parcel
i should put (gay) on my status
barren cliff
simping can ruin friendships, kids
lean parcel
as an anti woman measure
lean parcel
i should put (gay) on my status
bold of you to assume that would affect me in any way
lean parcel
simping can ruin friendships, kids
Ugh so true
barren cliff
yh
lean parcel
Oh sorry i keep pinging you
lean parcel
i would actually put it if it wasnt because i really like my status
and i have no more space for words
I like your status too
:)
thanks, its quotes from darkest dungeon.
lean parcel
Oh sorry i keep pinging you
yeah I hate it when people do that too
barren cliff
how weird
lean parcel
I love getting pings but i understand why others hate it
barren cliff
when @ i am the happiest i've ever been in the week
lean parcel
at least have some money
dude if I had money to simp I would
barren cliff
a burst of adrenaline, this is the most exiting thing of the day!
lean parcel
why not do free simping=?
barren cliff
and then it's @ everyone
lean parcel
but unfortunately the egirl I donate to prefers cold hard cash
barren cliff
no money to pay her onlyfans why even live
lean parcel
no money to pay her onlyfans why even live
Ikr and get this I'm not even her fan π
belle delphine
barren cliff
ok e-girls aside there's this...person on my class that's like nerdy and shy and likes meme and omg so me irl me irl (k-pop stan tho) but it seems like she doesn't like the career and my bets are on she'll drop it
man can't simp for the one i prefer
lean parcel
what does that sentence even mean
schizoposting
K-pop, mf do you speak it? @lean parcel
agitated breathing what?
barren cliff
and then she told me she misses having "husbands on discord" and i'm still figuring out what she meant by that
winter plinth
i said hi you bad
Meow meow mf
barren cliff
when one speaks from the heart...
lean parcel
who would win
Fighter_PL
or
Fighter_RU
lean parcel
Meow meow mf
i will pet you
barren cliff
reason has no place
lean parcel
and then she told me she misses having "husbands on discord" and i'm still figur...
she probably knows how to deck out her profile on discord with anime girl stuff really well
she knows the weeb crowd
winter plinth
LOL
lean parcel
ie. ME
winter plinth
Diehard weebs suck ngl, actual degenerates
lean parcel
Diehard weebs suck ngl, actual degenerates
actually go commit seppuku
ive only watched jojos and already feel dirty
barren cliff
she's a kpop stan tho
winter plinth
I think I'm bad, then I look at the memes and go "damn"
winter plinth
actually go commit seppuku
But...why?
barren cliff
actually being a k-pop stan would be enough reason to not like a girl but as every girl is a k-pop stan
every one
lean parcel
But...why?
Nani?
lean parcel
I think I'm bad, then I look at the memes and go "damn"
omg do you like animuu?? sugoiii kawawii desu ne! would you be my onii chan? uwu hehe xd rawr
true
mint rain
I think it means like people who use anime avatars or something
winter plinth
omg do you like animuu?? sugoiii kawawii desu ne! would you be my onii chan? uwu...
I'll fricking blast your groin out with a twelve gauge shotgun.
barren cliff
femboy ring
barren cliff
femboys are godly
lean parcel
I bet you hate traps too
mint rain
What did I walk in on; I think Iβm in the wrong channel
winter plinth
I think it means like people who use anime avatars or something
More, it's those who watch anime/read manga and depending on the person's definition - a weeb can be someone who's WAY too into the 'culture'
lean parcel
weeabo
mint rain
Like putting Neko girl on your avatar ?
winter plinth
Nah, otaku is different
lean parcel
do you kids remember otaku
how are you so old
winter plinth
Like putting Neko girl on your avatar ?
Not necessarily, but could be yeah
barren cliff
if you do you are no longer a kid, you are an adult
lean parcel
i think otaku is simply someone who likes manga
barren cliff
literally
barren cliff
by not internet addict people
lean parcel
Not necessarily, but could be yeah
can i dm you something, its important
mint rain
I think otaku is like a delicacy, crunchy on the outside and soft and sweet on the inside
winter plinth
i think otaku is simply someone who likes manga
Nah, otakus are the equivalent of 'superfans' but to a really high degree
It legit verges on mental illness
barren cliff
ok
mint rain
Na Iβm pretty sure itβs like a fried donut
barren cliff
but that's like your opinion
winter plinth
I'm aware they're people, I'm a weeb myself
I read manga and watch anime
mint rain
Like βbro have you tried this otaku, itβs really good if you chase it with some maple syrupβ
barren cliff
a word is only being misused until dictionaries give up and accept the bad definition as an official one
weeb is everyone who likes anime
mint rain
Ill take that as admission that Iβm right about otaku then
winter plinth
weeb is everyone who likes anime
Eh, my friends who watch Yu-Gi-Oh really aren't weebs
mint rain
So just so everyone on the same page, otaku now means tasty crunchy dessert
winter plinth
So you?
barren cliff
Eh, my friends who watch Yu-Gi-Oh really aren't weebs
because yugi has an english dub
lean parcel
"A weeb is a derisive term for a non-Japanese person who is so obsessed with Japanese culture that they wish they were actually Japanese"
winter plinth
because yugi has an english dub
Most anime have an EN dub
lean parcel
thanks google
barren cliff
ok you got me there, there's a barrier you should pass to declare yourself a weeb
watch it subbed once
winter plinth
I always watch subbed
lean parcel
i only watch subbed, i like the voices.
winter plinth
Yeah it is a negative connotation and maybe the correct definition, but word usage changes
barren cliff
but i'm short of words to describe people who like anime
barren cliff
i could start using japanophile
winter plinth
Nihonphilia
lean parcel
Best examples being queer and gay
Combine the two, and you get Quagay
barren cliff
weab
lean parcel
i am not gay
i dress like a girl so i can kiss men and be straight
π
ah, my mistake then
carry on bro
bros in the chat be looking real submissive and breedable today
submissive... breedable... and ANGRY
barren cliff
subby
winter plinth
Combine the two, and you get Quagay
What's that one Family Guy character...QUAGMIRE
lean parcel
gigitty
lean parcel
What's that one Family Guy character...QUAGMIRE
giggity
or something
quagmire toilet gamer
someone is streaming the beginning of Elden Ring for the 50th time today
barren cliff
man persona has some good music
lean parcel
no
barren cliff
keeps me awake
lean parcel
it does not
barren cliff
yes it does
barren cliff
i'm gonna get mad
barren cliff
my fursona
lean parcel
general juan domingo peron?
barren cliff
of horse
lean parcel
persona has bad music
seethe cope maldium
i only played persona 3
@barren cliff are you angry yet
let me see you rage
i will put you in a rage comic
distant ledge
Little brother told me I was extremely impatient for ordering both collector's edition and digital. But it's seeming more and more like collector's isn't getting here by launch.
lean parcel
i would punch your little brother
lean parcel
Little brother told me I was extremely impatient for ordering both collector's e...
yeah all of them seem to be arriving pretty late, much after release
distant ledge
I curse that I can't use reactions here.
winter plinth
Seems worth it imo if it comes in good condition
lean parcel
Yeah but what if you're an impatient duck and want to play the game ASAP like I do?
hi gato
winter plinth
Then become patient
lean parcel
meow
winter plinth
I waited five years to play DS3
lean parcel
hello im a cute egilr pleaser buy me elden rign
Oh dude I waited like three months, didn't even know Elden Ring existed before then
LOL
i can say uwu to you if you buy elder rign
unironically getting desperate for an elden ring copy but not enough to unironically resort to these methods
winter plinth
Oh dude I waited like three months, didn't even know Elden Ring existed before t...
We are not the same
winter plinth
unironically getting desperate for an elden ring copy but not enough to unironic...
Want me to buy you a game key
lean parcel
you would?
winter plinth
Maybe.
winter plinth
Idk how gifting games works
winter plinth
"yeah id want to buy me an elden ring copy too"
My mom preordered it for me after I showed her a 25 minute review
winter plinth
Her only question was "what's PvP"?
lean parcel
We are not the same
yeah we're not
I suffered so hard waiting those three months
lean parcel
Her only question was "what's PvP"?
"pp vs pp mom its gay intercourse π "
winter plinth
LOL
lean parcel
lmao
winter plinth
I said player vs player and she went huh
winter plinth
yeah we're not
I suffered so hard waiting those three months
Bro it took me years just to finish a single playthrough of Bloodborne
lean parcel
if you were to buy me elden ring, i would be forever indebted to you.
i would pledge loyalty like a knight
winter plinth
I would just want the money reimbursed ngl
lean parcel
on god fr just like that
distant ledge
K***ht
lean parcel
i could do that i guess
rip Jal
if you got paypal, but it would take a long time.
im kind of still on high school so i dont have a job yet
but once i get one id assure you itll be repaid
winter plinth
Why a long time? Also I don't have PayPal yet
I'm in high school too bro
distant ledge
Y'all are too young to be on the internet.
lean parcel
long time cause i have no way to get money? reason why i dont buy it myself
winter plinth
I only have money because mom made an account for me with her savings, half of which I had to return regardless
winter plinth
Y'all are too young to be on the internet.
Oh, really now.
distant ledge
What's eh? 19 in high school?
lean parcel
yeah
barren cliff
19 is literally a kid
lean parcel
Discord is a wild place lol
distant ledge
Not 22. 26
winter plinth
Most peeps I interact with on Discord are between 14 and 22 lmao
jade granite
I think I'm the ancient one here
lean parcel
Not 22. 26
man shut you ass then, what do you think you are a rotting feeble old man
distant ledge
4 years from 30. I'm an old man already.
barren cliff
yes
jade granite
Damn
lean parcel
you are not old at all
barren cliff
if you're 30 i can ask you about old anime memes
and you will answer me what they were about
winter plinth
I turn sixteen in May 
jade granite
I'll be 36 in exactly a month
lean parcel
if you're 30 i can ask you about old anime memes
you can but I'll refuse to answer you as that would oust me as a boomer
lean parcel
Most peeps I interact with on Discord are between 14 and 22 lmao
14? kinda sussy bro?? π€¨
jade granite
Youngin's
barren cliff
you can but I'll refuse to answer you as that would oust me as a boomer
he got me
winter plinth
14? kinda sussy bro?? π€¨
No? I'm not trying to groom anyone, that's just the age range in servers I'm in
barren cliff
i will make comments about you getting baldo
lean parcel
i know man im joking
lean parcel
i will make comments about you getting baldo
Do it and I will send in the finger maidens
ive aquired the habit of simply blocking any person under 18 on discord
barren cliff
aren't you just 19
winter plinth
I got better things to do than look at little girls, like fawn over the fish giants and how much they suck
lean parcel
fish giants?
winter plinth
Bloodborne
lean parcel
o
winter plinth
DLC enemy, absolute pain
barren cliff
periodborne
lean parcel
i dont have the dlc
barren cliff
the lovecraft dungeon
lean parcel
i got bloodborne when it was free
iamanangel, that's an illegal joke bro
its not even my ps4, its my brothers.
know the age of the people around you, smh
barren cliff
i can't drop the name lovecraft
winter plinth
i got bloodborne when it was free
Same, then I bought it when PS+ ran out
barren cliff
oki
winter plinth
And the DLC
lean parcel
Same, then I bought it when PS+ ran out
whats your favorite game?
winter plinth
whats your favorite game?
Ever? Like, of all time?
lean parcel
ye
barren cliff
i think we can make a guess of what are the favourite games of everyone here
lean parcel
what
barren cliff
mine is...
winter plinth
1- Nier Gestalt
2- Bloodborne
3- (no clue what my third favourite is)
barren cliff
lord of the fallen
winter plinth
I love NieR!!!
YESSS
lean parcel
It's amazing
i declare you femboy and femwife
nyehehe
up to you to decide who is who
winter plinth
The OST is possibly the best in gaming
lean parcel
IT IS
winter plinth
Nier Automata's OST is not as good though
lean parcel
my favorite games deffinitelly gotta be
1 dark souls 3
2 kings fields 4
3 dmc 3/5
winter plinth
Bo'oh o' wo'ah
winter plinth
I live in Britain
winter plinth
So technically yes, but my entire family is Polish
winter plinth
Haha my accent is fecken weird
winter plinth
hmm, design - oh the Louise girl boss
What
lean parcel
I'm more of a New Zealander myself personally
i need to fin the meme
given recent times
winter plinth
Does the Replicant remake have different bosses?
lean parcel
I've played gestalt too,
And it has one more new boss
lean parcel
AHAHA love that, although papa nier is Supreme
winter plinth
Yes, he is
lean parcel
It's backwards compatible on xbox one!
If ya didn't know
ive never played a nier game so i guess i have no part in this conversation
winter plinth
I know, but idc
winter plinth
I use the backwards compatibility to play Forza Horizon 1 instead
lean parcel
i did try automata and thought it sucked
you SUCK. π‘
winter plinth
i did try automata and thought it sucked
Gameplay or story?
lean parcel
i mean nier fans do say automata is the worst in the series from what ive heard
lmao what no
Both games are amazing in their own tiers
lean parcel
Gameplay or story?
i guess gameplay since i uninstalled it shortly after starting to explore the world
the combat was,,, eh
winter plinth
i guess gameplay since i uninstalled it shortly after starting to explore the wo...
Makes sense
lean parcel
it felt like devil may cry but like not fun
I don't understand your opinion but I respect it
winter plinth
Automata has a weird mashup style
lean parcel
I love it!!
winter plinth
I haven't played but I feel like it'd break the flow
lean parcel
o
well im on pc, i played bloodborne on my brothers ps4
maybe we can play that
They're not down on xbox one are they?
he allows me to go to his house to play
winter plinth
They're not down on xbox one are they?
No
mortal bluff
@lean parcel what you got in your pc?
lean parcel
<@456226577798135808> what you got in your pc?
specs or games?
winter plinth
It's only PC because hackers found a new malware thing
lean parcel
I'm such a lonely xbox one player lmao
mortal bluff
Specs
winter plinth
And it doesn't work on console
lean parcel
no idea
mortal bluff
@lean parcel I got a series x gathering dust because I moved to pc
sweet ruin
<@456226577798135808> I got a series x gathering dust because I moved to pc
Hook me up fam
winter plinth
Idk why people want to ruin the game for others like that, though I respect those who use hacks for good purposes or funny meme purposes
lean parcel
Hey, what is it with leakers and being always terrible at the game?
lean parcel
Idk why people want to ruin the game for others like that, though I respect thos...
yeah those player made bosses
winter plinth
If it doesn't ruin the game ofc
winter plinth
yeah those player made bosses
Mhm
lean parcel
i fought a few
winter plinth
Modding community is beautiful
lean parcel
malding community
mortal bluff
@winter plinth I swear ds3 modders were getting legit players banned
lean parcel
The balding community
winter plinth
<@!568381325497860097> I swear ds3 modders were getting legit players banned
It depends on the situation
lean parcel
malcolm reynolds was an asshol who liked getting people banned or something i heard
apparently had a youtube channel
sweet ruin
Pc master race btw
mortal bluff
They dropped modded weapons an they got banned. I hope I doesnβt happen again in Elden ring
lean parcel
They dropped modded weapons an they got banned. I hope I doesnβt happen again in...
easy anticheat wont allow it
stray pumice
Pc master race btw
please dont get it started again
winter plinth
They dropped modded weapons an they got banned. I hope I doesnβt happen again in...
They're working to improve the anti-hack I think
mortal bluff
@sweet ruin pc cheater race
lean parcel
lmaooo
sweet ruin
Didnt iron pineapple get famous doing hacks while invading
winter plinth
One of the reasons ER was delayed
lean parcel
#xboxlonerrace
stray pumice
yeah since im pretty sure there was a pretty big security thing
winter plinth
#xboxlonerrace
I'm biracial for consoles
lean parcel
cute
stray pumice
like you could brick someones pc through co op
lean parcel
which means what
sweet ruin
Pc players did get mad about the requirements lol
mortal bluff
@lean parcel dw about it because every pc game you play some low life cheater with a big ego will ruin your fun
lean parcel
cool to actually know there are xbox one players I thought I wouldn't find any :(
xbone
if only i was born in a middle class family
i could have been happy, i could have been an xbox kid
i could have had friends
but nooo my family decided to be poor
no
barren cliff
i'm a barbie girl
lean parcel
I've been kinda down recently like I play halo infinite but then think about people playing with their friends and I'm just ππ
I miss making random friends with strangers on GTA 5
barren cliff
i'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy w-wait what
lean parcel
dress me up, I'm a dolly
barren cliff
omg barbie, behave!
jagged tide
did anybody get their collectors shipped or shipping already?
lean parcel
im leave, let me know when the epic people return.
I'm here
ok i return
<3
bet I'm gonna use a name generator for my character
I have 0 imagination
stable parrot
Orphan of Kos and Isshin though
Ishin felt more like a LONG fight, than actually a difficult one..
it was just the fact that you had to not take damage for such a long period of time.
Orphan of Kos I found easy to tank,
he had large openings, I just saved all of my bullets for his second phase and shot him constantly as I attacked him to get some lucky parries.
lean parcel
name it femboy
lean parcel
bet I'm gonna use a name generator for my character
Elden John (Catboi)
stable parrot
Nameless King,
I really think the hardest part was clearing his first phase without taking damage,
then if you had around 8 estus by his second phase, he was manageable.
I still think Ludwig was the hardest enemy in Bloodborne.
and I believe Blue Smelter Demon in Dark Souls 2 trumps them all.
winter plinth
I've been kinda down recently like I play halo infinite but then think about peo...
Halo is great
lean parcel
yes!
lean parcel
Halo is great
halo died in reach
im prepared for my execution
i havent played halo i just know that saying that pisses people off
cinder magnet
halo 3 was peak halo
lean parcel
halo 3 was a pretty cool guy imho