#off-topic

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cedar gazelle
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At least the fellow has moved on

lean parcel
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I recommend getting your life advice from real pigs

If animal farm taught me anything is that you can trust pigs

reef current
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Try hamsters. They die in like 3 weeks from stupidity or anxiety. Actual spirit animals

summer glade
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damnit guys you chased him off

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i was curious

latent yacht
fair peak
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@reef current check your DMs

summer glade
cedar gazelle
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Very smart

latent yacht
reef current
lean parcel
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@reef current check your dms

reef current
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I don’t want dms from u

lean parcel
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Too late

reef current
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Also @fair peak do u have a good friend?

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I helped my ex do an entire online asynch course in the span of two days lmao. Just get backup

lean parcel
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I will be your good friend @fair peak

reef current
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U don’t want Todd doing ur schoolwork

lean parcel
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What subject are you doing

reef current
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Ur gonna get arrested and ankle monitored

lean parcel
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I will write you a thesis on why anxiety is destroying the world for your math exam

nova leaf
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Anxiety is not destroying the world

harsh jewel
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God I'm glad my schoolwork no longer consists of essays

reef current
fair peak
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I finally wrote it once again:

I didn't write in my notebook for about a month since I was sick half of the time and the other half simply forgot to bring my notebook to class.

Unfortunately and fortunately my teacher is a psychopath that makes us either write 3 pages per lesson or unannouned exams.

Long story short: I have like 60 pages worth of notes that I need to write and I have to do it QUICKLY.

should I run to the local żabka and buy myself s couple of energy drinks and pull an all nighter or should I make a new notebook and only write like 30 pages in order to make the teacher not murder me?

lean parcel
fair peak
nova leaf
reef current
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Please do not engage Todd

lean parcel
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They can make up their own mind, they don't need you to babysit

nova leaf
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Kanno is my babysitter

lean parcel
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Ok

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Never mind

reef current
harsh jewel
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🤸‍♀️

fair peak
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I do not know what that is

reef current
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U pay people sweatshop salaries and they do stuff for u

lean parcel
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Copy and paste the book industrial society and its future and give it to your teacher

reef current
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Please do not listen to Todd

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Anything he says do the opposite

fair peak
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My writing so ugly that my 10 year old sister writing better than me, teacher is gonna notice.

lean parcel
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If you're going to fail you might as well be based and green pilled about it

reef current
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Oh crap it’s not online

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European moment

latent yacht
lean parcel
reef current
nova leaf
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Can't recommend getting fat, the fat guy already got banned

lean parcel
fair peak
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About?

reef current
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About ur essay

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Or notes

fair peak
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They don't know since I forgot to tell them

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And they asleep rn

reef current
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Nah u avoiding

fair peak
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I legit forgot

reef current
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But that’s cool we all did that stuff xD

lean parcel
reef current
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What’s the grade in ur class atm

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Just calculate how many points u need for a C, B, A. Or whatever ur grading system is

lean parcel
latent yacht
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I failed every sophomore year class and I'm doing fine (trust)

fair peak
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Polish: 2

reef current
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Well. Idk how the measures out but isn’t 1 highest

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Or is it other way around

fair peak
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Nah, 1 is lowest

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So it's E

reef current
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Wait so ur already screwed

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Honestly just f it lowkey

fair peak
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Ain't the only subcject I am borderline failing

lean parcel
reef current
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That’s on u sadly. How old r u?

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It’s so different here, where highschool matters a ton but for some countries matters less

lean parcel
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Back when I was in school I got A's on all my tests and never study once

I got D's in all my classes because homework is for losers

Now I'm a crazy guy who talks in an elder ring discord

I am winning at life

fair peak
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Hold on, we got offtopic and I don't have much time since I still have homework for

Polish (after notes about 4 hours of homework)

English

Math

Physics

And chemistry

lean parcel
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Gifted students = special ed students

cedar gazelle
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If ChatGPT can pass the medical exam, the bar, and another professional test, it can handle 60-pages of "notes"

reef current
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My advice in ur situation is email ur counselor(if u have a school counselor), explain ur situation, be willing and ready to discuss to ur parents about it, and steady urself for the next year. If u can take summer classes then do so. Life happens, this world is full of distractions which make schoolwork feel unappealing etc. it’s not gonna be the end of everything I promise. Just gotta set a schedule for urself next semester/year

somber lynx
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bloodborne demake is pretty good

reef current
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If u have to take an extra year f it. To some extent u have dug ur own grave but so long as u don’t lie down in it ur gonna be fine

somber lynx
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but imma go play elden ring

lean parcel
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Gifted students have high rates of Life failure

Ted Kaczynski is a great example 🥺

fair peak
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I was asking the advice since I probably can make it in time, but I am trying to save as much time as possible

lean parcel
reef current
fair peak
reef current
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Well just chug some energy drinks. Pop some addy if ur one of those people are go fast

somber lynx
reef current
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Ur cutting time here.

cedar gazelle
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No one else knows the Nike slogan?

reef current
somber lynx
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i use grave scythe but swap between other weapons

lean parcel
cedar gazelle
fair peak
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Alr, quick question: do I risk it by only writing 30 pages or do I write full 60?

somber lynx
lean parcel
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It's all good

reef current
somber lynx
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imma either use the lure, or invade myself

reef current
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I recommend uninstalling discord and every social media including utube etc

fair peak
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Alr thanks m8, I'll tell you how it worked out later

reef current
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At least until ur done xD

lean parcel
reef current
somber lynx
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💀

reef current
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Cuz anything Todd agrees with is definitively and objectively wrong

cedar gazelle
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Someone is ready to crash and burn

lean parcel
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I think @reef current is rather fond of me

nova leaf
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Well, USA is officially on my no fly list

reef current
nova leaf
reef current
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Just cuz ur allowed to bring box cutters on planes doesn’t mean u should use it

cedar gazelle
lean parcel
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I for one look forward to it

reef current
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Next years elections gonna be boring af anyways

nova leaf
somber lynx
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elden ring saw cleaver update when?

heavy locust
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common 2 party system L

reef current
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Republican Party is too busy attacking eachother

nova leaf
lean parcel
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We are already having winter time riots

Rioting is usually a Summer time event

nova leaf
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If he has a chance at winning America is gonna become a third world country

reef current
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It’s literally tru. They are too split it’s honestly more likely for an independent to win

cedar gazelle
heavy locust
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common first past the post L

lean parcel
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I hope Kanye West wins

That will be the most hilarious timeline

nova leaf
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God bless your country, Let anyone else win. Please.

reef current
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Seriously this country is stuck blue until the Republican Party figures out how to unbrainwash the trumpets

cedar gazelle
cedar gazelle
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I have my own opinions, but I keep that to myself

lean parcel
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Joe Biden is the best choice for our president

heavy locust
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i dont think there are that many actual trump supporters
there are just a lot of not-blue supporters without any better viable options, hopefully there will be some next year

reef current
lean parcel
cedar gazelle
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Ron DeSantis, FL governor, and Brian Kemp, GA governor

lean parcel
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I support Ron DeSantis for emperor

heavy locust
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i dont keep up with politicians tbh
the tribalism is pure brain rot

nova leaf
reef current
lean parcel
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What if we just weaken the federal government to the point where it doesn't matter who the president is

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Imagine that

reef current
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The only timeline trump wins is if every single person in the us but him dies

cedar gazelle
lean parcel
somber lynx
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will bloodborne ever get a pc port?

reef current
somber lynx
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or are we gonna have to raid sony hq

heavy locust
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lets go back to the articles of confederation
that worked out so great the first time dog

nova leaf
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Whether he can win or not, it's extremely unlikely for him to win but it's still a slight possibility. And that slight possibility will end the country

lean parcel
reef current
heavy locust
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it wont end the country

reef current
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Even if he wins nothing will drastically change so much as to kill the us

lean parcel
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Kanye West 2024

reef current
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This is coming from a democrat btw. It’s not gonna be the end

cedar gazelle
somber lynx
nova leaf
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I mean, just this week he's been talking about ending taxpayer money going towards medical care for trans people so

lean parcel
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This is literally the Kanye West 2024 official presidential candidate channel

reef current
heavy locust
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its not like hes an absolute monarch or something
1 president for 4 years cant really end the country

cedar gazelle
reef current
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He’s gonna start teaching national socialism in schools or sun

somber lynx
lean parcel
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I literally do not know what literally means

nova leaf
lean parcel
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Kanye West is the Malcolm x of our generation

reef current
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Kanye winning would be entertaining because it would be the quickest presidential assassination ever

cedar gazelle
reef current
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I didn’t get to see jfk so I’d be happy to see Kanye

heavy locust
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literally has the informal definition of emphatically but not literally
truly an english language moment

lean parcel
heavy locust
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kanye needs mental help, not a presidency

cedar gazelle
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Kanye needs to go broke

reef current
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The inaugural address is just gonna get nukes

lean parcel
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That is the role of the presidential office

reef current
heavy locust
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most discord users probably arent eligible to vote

cedar gazelle
lean parcel
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Kanye West made the mistake of criticizing the people who writes his paycheck 😂

reef current
reef current
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Bro got divorced and his psychosis finally took over

lean parcel
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Imagine a world where Kanye West did not marry Kim

gusty thicket
nova leaf
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You really made an alt account? so cringe

heavy locust
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he was literally trying to gaslight this channel earlier w/ deleting messages and such 🤦‍♂️
assuming you arent just an alt

nova leaf
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She looks exactly like Kim xd

reef current
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@summer glade he’s back

heavy locust
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dont worry everyone in this chat is some form of literally crazy ok

lean parcel
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I am not crazy

I am the only sane person here

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It's all of you who are crazy

reef current
latent yacht
nova leaf
reef current
lean parcel
nova leaf
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Kanye west has done so much bad stuff now there's no defending him unless you're a nazi

lean parcel
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No more paychecks

heavy locust
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certified reddit moment

reef current
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Not at all worship what u want

gusty thicket
nova leaf
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I didn't say that

reef current
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Just when u start preaching nuclear damnation u have gone to far

nova leaf
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He's schizo, goes to church and wishes for nuclear war

lean parcel
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Kanye West: has a psychotic breakdown loses access to Banks

Jeffrey Epstein: literally child trafficker Banks keep him on the payroll

🤡🌎

heavy locust
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2 things can be bad

reef current
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Look the fallout games were good but not that good

nova leaf
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Kanye West is literally a racist Nazi

latent yacht
lean parcel
reef current
heavy locust
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lmao

reef current
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I’d expect nothing less xD

heavy locust
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if i was president the first thing I would do is resign

latent yacht
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Bro went full Donald Trump

nova leaf
heavy locust
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i was there

latent yacht
reef current
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@summer glade @cursive flare this dude was banned earlier for being incredibly trashphobic and he’s back

lean parcel
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Nuking China will literally solve all our problems

We will prevent them from becoming a hegemonic would power, and in return they will nuke all our major cities

It's literally a win-win for the world

Two satanic babylon's out of the way

latent yacht
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Satanic

lean parcel
nova leaf
gusty thicket
nova leaf
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Stop replying to me

heavy locust
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if you unironically advocate nuclear war you should probably actually listen while at church

reef current
latent yacht
lean parcel
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Plus big cities don't have good churches

reef current
heavy locust
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literally no credible church preaches pro-nuclear war
only weirdos like westboro baptist would do something like that

nova leaf
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If Jesus didn't go to hell, nobody does

heavy locust
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maybe scientology would do that lol

reef current
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Ok. So for ending humanity, murdering billions of innocents, gods just gonna be like, “aight we coo”

lean parcel
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For the record I don't actually support nuking China

reef current
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Wonderful where can I sign up for this religion

heavy locust
lean parcel
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Just got out of hospital lmao for food poisoning <:( I just wanted to play some elden ring on a nice Friday

summer glade
heavy locust
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elden ring

reef current
latent yacht
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I'm surprised Todd is'nt banned yet lmao

heavy locust
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whats that

reef current
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You can’t let that slide

lean parcel
reef current
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Eye for an eye, blood for blood. Make that food pay

latent yacht
lean parcel
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What's wrong with being a fan of Kanye West

lean parcel
reef current
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Look I got banned for arguing with Todd

lean parcel
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He's a great musician

latent yacht
reef current
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He’s basically immune to bans as far as I’m concerned

latent yacht
lean parcel
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called the restaurant owner tho and hope DoorDash will refund me gotta wait for there other team

heavy locust
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you can get away with trolling if its funny
probably

lean parcel
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I was banned for arguing with kanno

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But then I got better

reef current
lean parcel
reef current
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I had to pull strings to get unbanned. They saved my soul cuz of things like my build forum

lean parcel
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I mean I suppose you deserved it that's what you get for arguing with a mentally ill crazy person

latent yacht
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😭

heavy locust
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the forums are a dark void where no one dares venture

latent yacht
reef current
lean parcel
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I support no States

reef current
latent yacht
heavy locust
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crusader pfp’s are always a gamble between based or totally insane

lean parcel
latent yacht
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Also if Kanno got banned I'm wondering how I did'nt get banned

reef current
lean parcel
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I do not function well in this anxiety driven world

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The world is racist against autistic people

reef current
heavy locust
lean parcel
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I will be a warlord

reef current
lean parcel
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You ever seen Dr Stone the anime

They based the bad guy off me

lean parcel
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Reject modernity return to Stone age

summer glade
reef current
lean parcel
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Yes

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I am a mentally ill monkey strung out on social media

summer glade
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ur mum

nova leaf
reef current
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Have u considered grabbing a club and challenging crackheads to fights, then recruiting them and starting a Stone Age militia

reef current
latent yacht
lean parcel
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I will take your life advice @reef current and challenge other mentally ill people for your entertainment

summer glade
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imagine

reef current
summer glade
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elden ring

latent yacht
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I can't imagine

reef current
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It’s a thing some people do in Oakland where they give a crackhead crack to fight another persons crackhead

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That sounds like a joke but I’m being 100% serious

lean parcel
reef current
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We have embraced the uk drill

grave dew
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does anyone have any rips of the raptor armor set? i really need the model for something

lean parcel
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😭

latent yacht
gusty thicket
lean parcel
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The government should make getting guns as difficult as voting

We should mail every single person in the country a glock

reef current
lean parcel
latent yacht
lean parcel
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@reef current I think you're starting to warm up on me now ❤️

reef current
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Remember kids. We are living in the best generation. Imagine doin the deed with ur SO and they ain’t brushed their teeth

reef current
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Like ever. Not a single scratch. That breath is gonna be hot in a bad way

lean parcel
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I want to live at a River delta in
6000 BC please

limpid lance
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Does radhaan not have feet?

heavy locust
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just be glad to live in a world post germ theory and reliable anesthetic

lean parcel
limpid lance
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🤣

reef current
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Malenia was into feet and took a souvenir

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Her cape is made of radahn toe hair

lean parcel
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Malenia was a hacker. Literally cheated in their duel

reef current
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I was expecting something worse

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Those don’t look that bad

lean parcel
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Radan would have won

reef current
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Dear god lore forum. Alright that’s enough of me

latent yacht
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I have something to admit

lean parcel
latent yacht
lean parcel
latent yacht
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Close tbh

lean parcel
latent yacht
latent yacht
lean parcel
latent yacht
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I'm lit in a band event rn 😔

lean parcel
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I used to be in band as well @latent yacht

latent yacht
lean parcel
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Good luck

lean parcel
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Both in school and out of school

reef current
latent yacht
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Me too but out of school it's cool in school it's some loser sht

latent yacht
reef current
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Band kids are like social degenerates but they aren’t emo

lean parcel
latent yacht
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My fav band is literally MCR

reef current
latent yacht
reef current
latent yacht
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Nah I'm not emo I just like mcr and dress all black

lean parcel
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@latent yacht if you want to be good at art you have to be crazy

latent yacht
lean parcel
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It is a rule

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If you're not crazy you might as well quit band

lean parcel
latent yacht
reef current
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Strange question but do trans people self love

lean parcel
reef current
lean parcel
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I was molested as a 5-year-old, and never made a full recovery

reef current
lean parcel
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Yes

reef current
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Bot : 1

latent yacht
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Bruh can't be serious

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Ffs

reef current
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Bot : 2

latent yacht
lean parcel
reef current
sour sleet
latent yacht
sour sleet
lean parcel
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Genuine dysphoria sucks

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@latent yacht I will be praying for you

reef current
latent yacht
reef current
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No lol

latent yacht
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Yes

lean parcel
reef current
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Ur just ignorant

lean parcel
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The best way to treat anorexia is to encourage them to stop eating food

reef current
sour sleet
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Tbh. My genuine no bs genuine real life opinion of the situation is I have no issue with 🌈 at all. But unless you suffer some kind of genetic deformity it’s not alright to be trans. That is a mental illness

lean parcel
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I actually have a lot of transgender friends

sour sleet
lean parcel
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I feel bad for them

Gender dysphoria is a terrible mental illness

sour sleet
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No I’m not. I just trust the science.

lean parcel
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My ex attended suicide multiple times

cursive flare
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Hey guys, I understand this is the #off-topic channel but if we could stray the topic to be less controversial it would be much appreciated :)

latent yacht
lean parcel
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He's the guy that came up with the concept of gender being separate from sex

latent yacht
summer glade
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i’m gonna double down on what leo said lmao, it’s about time to change the topic

heavy locust
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ds2 sucks\

reef current
summer glade
reef current
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So what do y’all think about those penguins. They sure are white and black

lean parcel
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They are the coolest birds

summer glade
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no they are black and white

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silly

reef current
reef current
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They will literally kick people to death

summer glade
# reef current Blasphemy

no no it’s science, the outer shell of the penguin is black, the inner is white, by way of context penguins are black and white

lean parcel
reef current
lean parcel
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I most certainly would

summer glade
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an ostrich would kick you in half lmfao

lean parcel
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I would kick an ostrich's ass

summer glade
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folded like a lawn chair

heavy locust
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im pretty sure i could kick any bird’s ass
they have hollow bones

lean parcel
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They have thin bones

reef current
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2000 pounds per square inch kick

heavy locust
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ill simply dodge roll

reef current
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U would get obliterated

lean parcel
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I'll throw rocks at it

reef current
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Ur organs would fly out ur mouth and half way across the world

summer glade
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it’ll throw rocks back at you lmfao

lean parcel
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Same brain cell

heavy locust
reef current
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Ostriches can actually dodge roll

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Same with emus

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Emus literally beat the Australian military

pliant dawn
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yo is there a mod or cheat that allows someone to be level 150 but have all stats at 99? one of my friends said he has a mod that allows him to be level 150 but have all stats at 99 and can still invade people? is that true lol

lean parcel
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They have hollow bones @reef current

I'll just throw a big rock at it

summer glade
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h4x

reef current
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There are rumors of an online cheat engine but I don’t kno much else

heavy locust
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least exploitable fromsoft game

pliant dawn
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how does the anti cheat not catch something like that?

lean parcel
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I hope in the next DLC they allow you to farm larva tears and ancient stones so that way I can switch back to my Xbox for PVP

reef current
heavy locust
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cheat engine is good for challenge running tho so at least there’s that
i dont play the pvp anyway

reef current
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Anticheat just checks to make sure all the files are in place and no external files are placed. It’s not complex enough to avoid actual cheats

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It more prevents modders and low level Cheats from working, and in that it does a very good job

clear echo
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alright!

lean parcel
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I would like to imagine if you use some cheat to give yourself Max stats while being level 150 the game would acknowledge that

reef current
lean parcel
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who just ping me

reef current
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I’m having him send u eboi hands

lean parcel
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cool

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I'm excited...

pliant dawn
lean parcel
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@lean parcel are you ready for story time

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Brian are you sussy

velvet star
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Will pay money for the kidneys of whoever made malenia

fair peak
# fair peak Alr thanks m8, I'll tell you how it worked out later

Good news: I found doing all of my homework and studying for several tests really relaxing, I have gotten a higher self esteem due to the amount of things I have finished in these 2 hours.

Bad news: I ate undercooked fries which made me sick and I can't continue anymore. Knowing my luck I'll get perfectly fine in the morning once I wake up.

bronze sapphire
queen echo
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guys wheres the elden ring taipei game show live stream? wasnt it supposed to be today?

ebon coral
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who's gonna be playing the hit new souls-like Dark and Darker on monday? free playtest for a week

rugged robin
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who wants to play hello kitty online adventures with me?

lean parcel
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Because I got distracted with nonsense

dire magnet
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Can sum1 help with maliketh

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Nvm sry

lean parcel
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Bro I live in nj and it’s 13 fxcking degrees out and at 7 AM it will be 5 Skeletal

cedar gazelle
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Magician's Red will be helpful there

fossil marlin
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Puss in boots was more than i expected 9/10

lean parcel
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I just watched prisoners

rigid nest
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This chat looks better

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Looks dead tho

lean parcel
rigid nest
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Damn dats tuff

lean parcel
azure condor
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Well this seems more chill

west crest
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guys dogs or cats

azure condor
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I like dogs

rigid nest
azure condor
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Hey I never really watched bleach

lean parcel
lean parcel
azure condor
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It's good? I remember a friend of mine used to love that

lean parcel
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It’s okay, it has some times where it gets boring but I love it

west crest
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i like cats and dogs but i like em woofers morr

lean parcel
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And they just came back after years for the return

rigid nest
lean parcel
lean parcel
nova leaf
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This chat is much better

azure condor
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Yea

lean parcel
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Breath of the wild mad hated for no reason now

rigid nest
lean parcel
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I be seeing ppl say that it’s overrated and bland

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It was kinda empty tho

lean parcel
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They make it look more natural than the others

rigid nest
lean parcel
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☠️😭

rigid nest
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Or ever tbh😂

azure condor
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I thought people loved breath of the wild

west crest
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fr? i like botw

rigid nest
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Everytime I hear about botw it gets good praise

lean parcel
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I do too but I saw ppl saying it was too open

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Was age of champions good ian play ts

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I’m waiting for tears of kingdom

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What yall think abt hogwarts legacy?

rigid nest
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I’m waiting for review on that one

lean parcel
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The gameplay looks mad weird ngl

rigid nest
#

I’m sold but not fully sold on hogwarts cyberpunk got me traumatized

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The game look good tho visually

lean parcel
#

Cyberpunk was a sad experience

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Made me shed a tear

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My wallet did to $70 for some bull shi

rigid nest
#

Bro what i was heartbroken ngl

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I was hyped asf for cyberpunk and got complete trash

#

I hear now that it’s way better tho

west crest
#

i dont know sht about hogwarts

rigid nest
#

New Harry Potter game

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Open world rpg no multiplayer

lean parcel
lean parcel
#

Hell nah ☠️😭

rigid nest
#

Nah they kinda sold on that ngl

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Dumb asf😂🤦‍♂️

lean parcel
#

Yeah no co op is crazy 💀

rigid nest
#

That’s why I ain’t fully sold on it

lean parcel
#

General chat is still boring af

rigid nest
#

Perfect opportunity to It would’ve been tuff

rigid nest
lean parcel
rigid nest
#

Get shut right tf up

lean parcel
rigid nest
#

How it is nowadays to oh man

lean parcel
#

Can't imagine just wasting your time and energy arguing with someone about that honestly. I just want Dead Island 2 to come out

rigid nest
#

Literally a waste of energy no point to it. Surprisingly haven’t looked dead island 2 yet

nova leaf
#

The transphobes have been banned btw, general chat is okay, still got the slowmode tho

rigid nest
#

If it’s anything like 1 and better I’m getting it

#

Aight bet

latent yacht
nova leaf
latent yacht
#

Wtf why my messege get deleted

nova leaf
latent yacht
#

I just used the Alexander emote lmao

west crest
nova leaf
west crest
#

😦

latent yacht
#

Wtf is this server anymore lmaoo

forest harness
#

Hey all brand new to souls games buddy told me i could beat the graphed scion at lvl one. So i spent 3 plus hours until i beat him. Stayed level one and still on my 1st playthough no help yet no friends summoning but i habe collected as much as i could and killer tons of bosses only to come across a youtube short telling me about a rere 2% bloom armor and that it goes away once you beat a certain boss.. so i looked up a guide only to find out in my 95+ hours of farming and game time as a level one. I missed all the early quests missed out on a bunch of ashes of war and items from the 1st map. Did not keep watching the guide not sure if i should restart and follow a guide so i dont miss more or if i should just keep playing and ignore guides also wasted a lot of sombersmithing stones. Id love to know if these people re open there quest lines or if its all over.. now ther all at radagon for the festival and i did not meet alexander or the wolf dude before now

nova leaf
#

Who pinged me again...?

bronze sapphire
forest harness
#

Kk

nova leaf
bronze sapphire
unkempt marsh
#

@nova leaf hey

nova leaf
summer glade
frail lintel
#

just copped sekiro

#

time to get my ass kicked all over again

lean parcel
#
  1. birdhouse
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  1. lungs
rugged crane
#

Can any of y’all whistle

bitter basalt
#

elden ring cross platform?

harsh jewel
#

Good morning (or night???) 🤸‍♀️

steady shard
#

how the dung do i faint an attack with a hts

ancient cape
#

anyone got a good manga where the mc swings a giant sword? (something that's not berserk or black clover)

stoic rampart
ancient cape
#

boo

ebon coral
#

He-man

crisp dune
#

good evening

floral forum
#

bruh

slim spire
#

yo bro should i get the cracked version of elden ring or buy it off steam

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cause i am broke

#

scratch that I AM POOOOOOOR

stable moat
#

@slim spire If you're broke, don't spend your money on games dude...Get you some green raked in THEN play around.

lean parcel
#

@keen flame lol nerd

marble parrot
#

I want nitro someone give it i need it

slim spire
#

She stopping me from getting that bread bru

stable moat
#

That's not cool 😔 I think she should encourage you to work somewhere.

slim spire
#

she do it because im the only child who clean the house LMFAO

#

She did promise to buy me the game when i get a A+ on my spanish test and spanish damn near my second lanaguge now so we ight

#

imma download the cracked version to see if i even like it tho, and then when i get money to download the game imma just buy it

obsidian saffron
#

Anybody need help with bosses let me know (ps4)

misty oasis
#

Does anyone know if you can get a randomiser on Xbox ( I know you probably can’t)

placid jungle
#

💯

halcyon sluice
#

snake

#

I haven’t even gotten to him yet

bronze sapphire
rotund ginkgo
#

breakfast is infinitely better than any other meal

twilit hinge
rotund ginkgo
#

that can be taken two completely different ways i hope you know

#

cannibalism or pedophilia

twilit hinge
#

how about both?

#

just kidding

#

i never eat breakfast

median fable
#

Thinking about pliers.

lean parcel
#

Need a movie recommendation

wet yoke
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▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ Every Discord Server,
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obsidian ember
#

Yo can anyone tell me what's up with rule 14

#

Like all other communities let trading be allowed but the official one is different that kinda weird

steel valve
#

i need help killing morgit

wet yoke
latent yacht
#

I'd think they would mute for a walltext like that, but ig not, gl for u

lean parcel
#

😎

latent yacht
#

:albinoric:

somber lynx
#

The hype for the ps5 won’t let me sleep

#

I will not sleep until I have gotten the ps5 and played bloodborne

craggy star
#

Sekiro is so hard I can't beat the horse guy

unkempt marsh
#

bob isn't real.

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▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░ Bob isn't real.
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ Bob cannot help you.
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░ When you scroll down.
░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░ Bob will fade away.
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░ 'I'm sad says Bob'
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Bob!

gritty ferry
hidden fog
#

a few i seen lately

heavy locust
#

bob is eternal

spark sorrel
#

im bored, anyone wanna just chat and vibe, dm me

somber lynx
#

Bloodborne good

pure spruce
#

poop RoB

unkempt marsh
#

I thought of returning it. But it made a better coffee coaster.

#

you don't know privilege until you use a video game console disk as a coffee cup holder.

spark sorrel
#

someone dm me im bored

lean parcel
#

im like beyond pissed off

flat quiver
#

yo

misty oasis
#

Is there any way to get a Elden ring randomiser on Xbox

unkempt marsh
#

lol

old patio
#

Hi everyone

next fern
lean parcel
next fern
#

ong

misty oasis
unkempt marsh
#

lol

summer glade
#

@wary patrol ggst open beta on xbox if you didn’t see xd

wary patrol
#

terras beating my ass lololol

summer glade
#

i just found out it’s been on for 2 days SpideyDistressed

wary patrol
#

lolololol i had it downloaded the day it launched

#

its sm fun im just trash

hallow rapids
#

how get game free??? when free real??????

summer glade
#

i can only hope my dbfz skill translates xd

hallow rapids
#

free when???

summer glade
hallow rapids
#

no

summer glade
#

just checking

wary patrol
summer glade
#

oh god i’m in shambles

wary patrol
#

autocombos are fake nunki

summer glade
#

i don’t use autocombos :((

#

i can only hope that bc it’s an arcsys game, the combos function more or less the same

#

:3

wary patrol
#

well umm um um. super dashing isnt real either

summer glade
#

super dash is busted lmfao good

wary patrol
#

i know nothing about most fighting games but this is fun

summer glade
#

i never wanna see a superdash again 🤣

wary patrol
#

nunki we gotta do a dbfz raid one day

summer glade
#

sure, lmk when the next one comes around i don’t really pay attention to dbfz anymore

#

waiting for rollback NOOO

#

1 year later lmfao

wary patrol
#

frr, i only play it for raids every now and then

summer glade
lean parcel
#

Is anyone else scarred of women

wary patrol
lean parcel
wary patrol
#

whats with the :/

unkempt marsh
#

:\

unkempt marsh
unkempt marsh
lean parcel
unkempt marsh
#

:/

lean parcel
#

:\

unkempt marsh
#

same

#

:/

lean parcel
#

:\

harsh jewel
#

😐

normal ocean
#

Cats are lame

heavy locust
#

how dare u

lean parcel
#

Maidenless 🫵

median fable
# normal ocean Cats are lame

i think dogs are lame, cats are alright, and reptiles are cool because they dont demand constant attention, just occasional food.

lean parcel
median fable
#

you cant poke it and watch it slow turn to face you

unkempt marsh
#

Aliens.

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Built the pyramids.

#

I watched them

molten venture
#

ONG???😦😦😦

mental crest
unkempt marsh
#

No. Because it was YOU!

#

You framed me!

#

And, I have had a thousand years to find you.

bronze sapphire
unkempt marsh
#

That's one, with three zeros'

#

You better be prepared

#

pulls out Light saber.

#

I am more powerful, than can understand.

#

slowly shakes off cloak, preparing stance.

#

ignites saber, followed by a hand gesture.

viscid temple
#

summersaulting down from high altitude and rolling onto both feet quickly unsheathing and igniting a sabre

#

At last my old apprentice. I've looked forward to this.

#

ignites a second sabre.

unkempt marsh
#

rushed towards Shaydoo with fury and might, getting into an epic light sabre duel.

lean parcel
#

Balls

summer glade
#

epic

copper niche
#

Sorry for the content I sent

#

I got hacked

twilit epoch
#

Yo I need some advice on some serious if you think you can give it dm me 🙏🏻

hearty ridge
#

anyone down for a run from 0 with seameless coop? we can go direct to bosses ^_^

wispy flax
#

what if in the dlc they add an item like the ashen mist heart from ds2 so we can go into the memories of the dead demigods and stuff, cause all demigods leave behind a corpse except for radahn

sage crest
#

@lean parcel accept friend request so I can dm you

stoic badge
#

does anyone here played pokemon platinum?

tranquil star
stoic badge
#

yoo nice, do u want to play a wifi battle for fun haha?

lean parcel
#

Idk but def wrong server quick delete before the mods find out

misty mesa
#

welp

#

on my search i go again then xD

lean parcel
misty mesa
#

i mean i get some of them to run but im not a genius sooo xD

quasi quarry
#

Quick someone send me a song that describes elden ring

misty mesa
#

Take on elden ring

gaunt relic
#

How to send photos?

toxic sun
#

you cant in this stupid discord server only under media

gaunt relic
#

Wait how am I supposed to show my elden fashion?

#

And I can't even post in meida

summer glade
#

you need the tarnished role

gaunt relic
#

How?

summer glade
#

either go to #assign-roles and react to the 💍, or if that doesn’t work i’ll add it manually

gaunt relic
#

Oh

#

Bro I'm actually stupid

summer glade
#

lol it’s okay, common mistake, lots of ppl forget the tarnished role

upper stirrup
#

Yall should watch me fight isshin

torn ridge
#

I grieve different

craggy star
upper stirrup
#

He is easy

#

I don’t know how people struggle on him

craggy star
#

I’ve been stuck on him for 2 hours, I’m able to get to his way of Tomoe phase, just gotta practice lighting reversal

#

Any tips?

#

got to his phase 2 again but his grab keeps killing me

errant juniper
#

red dead redemption 2 shouldve won goty 2018

#

and it should win game of all time

lean parcel
#

My gold fish just drowned and fell down the stairs😢

lean parcel
#

so he drowned down the stairs ?

craggy pewter
#

Why do random people I help send me links to NSFW discords after a month or so? This has happened twice.

nova leaf
nova leaf
sharp cedar
#

i love elden drip

celest escarp
#

/

hidden fog
#

hogwarts legacy is a sekiro clone

sonic meteor
#

ng+3 maliketh is aids

#

clergymans little knife throw attack does 60% of my hp (im full radahn with 80 vigor)

weary hornet
#

i love bloodborne

shadow aspen
#

yo the kids from the magic school bus are the same people in captain planet...

shadow aspen
bronze sapphire
#

😼😼😼

placid jungle
#

Where did you get your pfp

craggy star
#

Finally beat GEINCHIRO

gleaming lotus
#

Imagine a Star wars Mod for Elden Ring in which all the character models are switched and the weapons are lightsabers for swords, blasters for bows, and the force for magic.

quaint wedge
#

suffer a painful death

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at the hands of rot dog

solid forum
#

Do it NOW '_'

solid forum
quaint wedge
solid forum
#

My mimic tear is +10

solid forum
quaint wedge
#

my mimic tear is maxed

#

i like omenkiller rollo and the boys the most tho

rugged crane
#

I’m off my meds and disassociating😂

sweet spoke
#

dead cells tore my life apart

lunar latch
#

hello. can anyone tell me if i need to visit the area before i can invade it?

sleek jacinth
#

Hi is there someone who use istant gsming? I should unlock the game donator trophy

sweet spoke
#

mb if im going to get banned

#

nvm

hearty stump
#

Is anyone good at setting up roles ?

#

Good morning/ Afternoon btw

#

👩‍🍳

lean parcel
#

AITA: about 2 weeks ago my mate was stabbing my arm with a pencil atleast like 30 times and i had told him to stop several times right? so today i was annoying him by doing this stupid thing with my hand whenever he'd speak and he got all angry at me and other people in our friendgroup have just moved past it and are acting like i'm the one in the wrong

arctic crater
#

Hello baby!

spark sorrel
#

im bored asf someone dm me and chat

green drumBOT
#
Rule 14

Requesting or offering trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted. If you were not aware of this, please review Rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

latent yacht
#

💀

humble trail
#

Yo, anyone wanna play Elden Ring lostgamer.io? I'm having a blast with it

sonic glacier
#

does anyone have elden ring unalloyed

jaunty eagle
marble rapids
#

Hi 🙂

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Anyone to play ?

sonic glacier
#

its a mod

placid jungle
#

Daddy’s mad at you

chilly acorn
median fable
lean parcel
#

bruh he stabbed me with a pencil, its not the same

#

he stabbed me with a pencil (over 30 times might i add)

median fable
#

Did he draw blood?

lean parcel
#

yes

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not one of the blunt pencils either

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a rather sharp one

median fable
#

If he drew blood why do you even bother with him, thats not a good person, but doing something so long after the fact doesnt really help you to justify your actions in other peoples eyes.

lean parcel
#

everyone else in the friendgroup is like obsessed with him so i have no choice, and their my only mates so i have to be with them cus everywhere else in the school is full of popular people

#

popular people and elden ring kid don't mix

median fable
lean parcel
#

nah its fine

median fable
#

Alright, well idk the details of your friend group nor do i need to, i assume you are still in school, you should have plenty of different groups to mingle amongst, dont limit yourself to one group. You refer to yourself as "elden ring kid", which makes me think that your group is centered around elden ring, im sure there are other things that interest you and im sure that there are people outside your friend group who could share those interest if you actually got a chance to discuss it with some of them.
If any of that isnt the case let me know.
But moving back to the deal with the pencil, if someone doesnt stop after the first time asking, then they likely wont stop unless they have to, take the pencil, or move to area where he cant just keep poking you. You dont have to deal with any of your peers if you dont want to, if someone annoys you let them know, dont wait for 2 weeks for people to forget about whatever before you do something in response.

fierce adder
#

Hi

lean parcel
#

BALLS?!?!?

#

😱

noble schooner
#

what level should i make a my mule for dlc? im playing through a new character because my main is level 240 and would destroy the dlc. im thinking level 100 but im not sure

next fern
lusty sleet
#

yikes

glass bison
#

What should I name my stardew farm

median fable
#

farm

wraith cloak
#

Have you tried apathy

latent yacht
#

r/14 and this is deep

molten ore
#

Lady Maria is better waifu than Melania or any other souls women

heavy locust
#

bonfire-chan >

median fable
#

good old days of not needing a woman to level up

weary delta
#

its over anakin i have the high ground

wide tartan
#

Since souls battle systems were yoinked from Monster Hunter and souls battle system is just a watered down Monster Hunter battle system, i hope in future Souls games get closer and closer to becoming as great as that battle system

placid jungle
#

Tough times never last

#

Only tough people do

rich pecan
#

Elden Ring kinda boring,enjoyed dark souls 3 more

rich pecan
tawny nymph
#

i know there's a mod in pc for full coop.. is there such update or dlc on ps5?

tawny nymph
#

@restive obsidian thanks bro. really want to experience a full coop of this game

restive obsidian
#

at times it makes itself obvious that it's not meant to be played that way

#

you should try outward if it's on ps5

tawny nymph
#

what's outward?

restive obsidian
clever blaze
#

I'm afraid of cheese

#

So many holes so little time

bronze sapphire
#

🤨

placid jungle
#

anyone good at spanish here?

lean parcel
#

Hey, are any of u knowledgeable on modding the game on PC?

heavy locust
bitter gull
gritty hatch
bronze sapphire
lean parcel
#

i cant say magic stick 😭

#

thats gotta be the most ironic thing ever

#

nope

open oak
#

I need to level int

#

Trying some things out

fluid niche
#

I can see why ER won GOTY over Ragnarok. Very disappointed!

open oak
#

Rune drop anyone?

jaunty eagle
green drumBOT
#
Rule 14

Requesting or offering trades/gifts/sales of items or runes is not permitted. If you were not aware of this, please review Rule 14 in #rules and check the #faq.

jaunty eagle
#

Use a rune farm or consider playing the game.

slender birch
#

thank god

#

a chat that doesn´t go faster than a jet plane

slender birch
#

still cant send GIFs

twilit quest
#

is selling my valo acc for elden ring allowed??

gilded ermine
#

use your brains for an answer

placid jungle
#

Uh oh

desert bridge
crisp timber
placid jungle
dusky gyro
#

Forget the hype for the Elden ring dlc, valve confirmed that Team fortress 2 will finally get an update

lean parcel
#

meine first language ist espanol

#

Is monster hunter world any good?

craggy star
#

Bouta beat sword saint isshin

lean parcel
#

no clue what u said, im joking

bronze sapphire
lean parcel
#

lol

clear lodge
#

i wonder if blitz is still here

heavy locust
#

just in case u didnt know Skeletal

placid jungle
#

I beat him on 3rd try lol

grave mantle
#

Does anyone know any ds2 servers

steel valve
#

Can anybody send me the dark souls discord link pls

craggy star
modest estuary
#

Hello people.There was a devastating Earthquake happened in Turkey-Syria 5 days ago. People of Turkey would be really happy if you donated or raised an awareness for it. Have a nice day.

south needle
#

Idk where to type this but can someone help with my RL1 run I’m so confused on what weapon to use and all that

vagrant ocean
#

I was moving the camera around when Fia was holding the Tarnished and then the camera glitched under her dress

#

oop, I cant share images, oh well

#

TIL shes wearing some fancy underwear

paper widget
#

🤦

lean parcel
vagrant ocean
#

Mods?

lapis onyx
#

any games u lot have been playing other than souls games recently

icy zinc
#

Ghost of Tsushima is fire

jaunty thorn
#

.

frozen spruce
#

wanted a world to explore but its got too much of that ubisoft vibe and i got sick of being locked in a tutorial/cutscene marathon for a couple hours

#

looking forward to ksp2

median fable
errant juniper
frozen spruce
#

$60

errant juniper
#

Damn nvm way to expensive

frozen spruce
#

yeah it just released. most of that price point seems to just be the harry potter IP cuz there aint $60 worth of a game there

#

feels like an ubisoft game

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tbh tho i refunded it before getting out of the tutorial intro (which was getting up past 2 friggin hours long) cuz i felt i could see where it was going

supple dust
frozen spruce
#

just felt too much like ubisoft style design for my liking

#

a mile wide, an inch deep

#

not a massive flaw but made me wonder wtf they were thinking: some puzzle thing involves matching symbols on a wall to their number in the order of symbols

#

simple enough, but the counting starts at 0

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who tf does that

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combat is basically just spiderman combat like people have said. slightly more involved, you gotta like stagger enemies using certain colored spells based on the enemies color or w.e and then just spam basic crap at them

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at times it feels like the whole game is designed largely for children or non-gamers (obviously, on both counts) but like damn even kids like jumping off the cliffs n stuff you dont have to put guard rails up everywhere

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i didnt think much of it when i saw others talking about all the invisible walls blocking your movement but theres many places where the stairways are set up so that you are enticed to try to jump through the gaps but theres a wall there so you cant

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collect-a-thon crap

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its got one of those 'click this button to highlight loot and crap nearby' that makes games a tedious spam-fest of that button

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oh i didnt see anything but it stopped 5m short of that thing over there that might be something, let me hit it again

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its def made more for harry potter fans than gamers

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ill clown on some of this community for the way yall gotta bring up elden ring to compare games too all the time but this was one that had me thinking 'damn, they should have maybe taken a couple queues from elden ring'

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at the very least, just having the damn loot signifier clearly visible from across the room without spamming revelio

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but ig that got them 1 more spell to round it out on a whopping 26

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and last but not least, id rather save that money to put towards KSP2 in 2 weeks hell yeah

lean parcel
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somone help me with runes please

sharp ember
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sure

unreal pike
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Can someone pls help me on DS1R ps5/4.. I just need one thing. Slay Gwyn.. pls man. Kikn of first flame pm me

errant juniper
lean parcel
errant juniper
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but idk how we get on the same server ive never been online with anyone

brisk moat
brisk moat
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Did the same thing and i m lvl 690 🤷‍♂️

brisk moat
lean parcel
brisk moat
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Just saying that it aint hard doing things for your self

errant juniper
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"1 blocked message" Skeletal

brisk moat
errant juniper
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so I blocked him lol

brisk moat
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🤣🤣

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Hes just an lazy boi

errant juniper
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fr

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plus bro has a scam link in his bio

brisk moat
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🤣🤣

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Brosky is an huge L

steel valve
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Can someone give me runes on ps4

errant juniper
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grind

tender heart
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New to the game, idk why I thought there was no fall damage 💀🤣

placid jungle