elden-fun

[tribal owl]

🤨

[split scarab]

[worldly otter]

Well soap is exclusive to the eternal cities so

[gleaming delta]

Which Blaidd makes a point to explore during Ranni's questline.

[worldly otter]

Even he knew he needed a wash

[charred parcel]

OMG I'm dying 🤣

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd is such a precious bean.

[remote locust]

TRULY

[gleaming delta]

I just love it when a VA goes along with community jokes and sentiments too, whoever did this is just amazing.

[remote locust]

i love blaidd so so so much

[dreamy wadi]

Bestest boi

Well, tied with Alexander

[gleaming delta]

[crisp hearth]

For the bestest boy

[analog saffron]

have you noticed that nobody wants you here, no offense but have you realized it

[remote locust]

you're like 13 hours late

[analog saffron]

I know

[green pulsar]

anyone got that clip of rykard skulls but with the guitar behind it

[lapis shore]

🤓

[coarse lance]

🤓

[agile sigil]

Perfect

[twin sequoia]

bad to the bone 🦴

[loud pilot]

That’s the broccoli head attack from bloodborne

[idle dagger]

h

[wide mango]

And a really sped up worm kick from ds1

[gleaming delta]

🧀

[gleaming delta]

Wait but I played with both

[scenic mauve]

That makes u bi

[exotic bison]

that make u compatible for a reset in the designed factory

[last dune]

Y e s. lol
I love this animation. XD

[elder mauve]

Can confirm, had bionicle

[dawn herald]

same

[tribal owl]

id rather have devious activities with tree sentinel

[gleaming delta]

only advice is get good

I already leveled vigor
I don't know what else to do

[coarse lance]

git gud*

[tribal owl]

get the talisman that upgrades fire resistance

[fiery tartan]

Lol

[gleaming delta]

Damn u were caught in 4k?

[stone patio]

uhhh

[prime badger]

Hat is not long enough

[sharp portal]

Needs a proper hat that can pierce the heavens and beyond

[green pulsar]

I want him here solely because it makes you upset

[idle dagger]

Semp is the of all time

[sacred crag]

what the

[fiery tartan]

Clearly is a bot or something. Some guy I don't even know I met in Elden Ring

[green pulsar]

It's a new bot scam, you join the discord and it tells you to scan a qr code to get server access, which steals your account

[fiery tartan]

Lmao knew it!

Nobody types like that even 😂

[ocean island]

Yeah it's the latest discord covid

unfortunately a lot of people are falling for it

[fiery tartan]

Seriously?!

[ocean island]

?kick 471854419454197771 You've been hacked, you have been kicked until you get control of your account again, you can join back at any time! discord.gg/eldenring

[mild vortex]

Bello Mori#4611 was kicked | You've been hacked, you have been kicked until you get control of your account again, you can join back at any time! discord.gg/eldenring

[fiery tartan]

That means a lot of people have done some spooky things. You shouldn't click if you didn't do anything

[ocean island]

or they are just curious and click da link

[fiery tartan]

🤓

[wooden sandal]

They got hacked like one of my friends

[runic kindle]

Man that happened to my friend to

[gleaming delta]

same, its going around i guess

[lethal peak]

I still chuckle uncontrollably to this

[gleaming delta]

Good character

[lethal peak]

xdddddddd

[spring sage]

Vyke

[wheat kindle]

Vyke is the realest one PERIOD.

[viscid drift]

What about the radagussy

[trail anchor]

I'm not sure

[remote locust]

radagon of the golden whore-der

[viscid drift]

Find out and report back here

[trail anchor]

Yes mam

[chrome jungle]

true

[ocean island]

#elden-fun is for Elden ring related memes, no politics, thank you folks >.>

[cerulean mortar]

Sorry semp

[ocean island]

👍

[gleaming delta]

🍿

[chrome jungle]

oh I thought this was off topic mb

[cerulean mortar]

Try thrusting, but hole

[remote locust]

lmfao

[gleaming delta]

Wtf y’all doing talking about politics in a discord Elden ring meme channel? Like Why? Don’t y’all have jobs?

Fourth of July is about Murica

[vivid oar]

The history of a Marika

Sounds pretty Elden-Ring-related to me

[gleaming delta]

Marika = America ?? 😳

[vivid oar]

Just learned that my friend's build consists of the White Mask, RoB, BHS and Seppuku on dual Uchikatanas, and both rot breath incantations 😔

[gleaming delta]

That’s not your friend

[vivid oar]

When I asked him why, he said he does whatever gets him wins....

[gleaming delta]

Disgusting build and a even worse mentality

[vivid oar]

I'm trying to save him and get him away from the meta, I vigor checked him and used ooga booga big strength weapons to try and show him that he is not chained to the dark bleed build cult

[gleaming delta]

I would like to have a nice conversation with your friend in a secluded dirty allyway at night

[vivid oar]

Good idea, that'll really show him just how much I care

[gleaming delta]

Just to talk

[vivid oar]

Of course, the concealed armament has absolutely nothing to do with the meeting

[gleaming delta]

+10 Reduvia, stay strapped or get clapped 😎

[vivid oar]

Max level bleed weapon identified: possible bleed build detected. Extermination process at the ready.

[gleaming delta]

I only level to the minimum arcane to use it, I promise Ima big bonk strength weapon kinda guy

[vivid oar]

🤝

[low canopy]

speed is a dumbass

[gleaming delta]

High IQ moment

[coarse lance]

just took the fattest dump after smoking an entire camp fire

[gleaming delta]

[remote peak]

Am I dumb or... This says Octopus right?

That has to be someone trolling on the wiki right?

[west coral]

Found the guy who never fought theodorix

[remote peak]

Yeah? But why does it say Octopus?

[west coral]

Because there's a bunch of octopus near him that stun lock him

[remote peak]

That's dumb and I love it. I gotta see this.

[worldly otter]

Happened to me too

[hollow timber]

Walked into caelid for the first time

I want to go home

[wise trench]

Youtube's auto subtitles certainly like to interpret so

[remote peak]

He just killed the octopus easily...

[covert river]

dude i killed those octopus and stood on a ledge to kill theodorix

everything in my path dies

[worldly otter]

Funny

I was just fighting him

[wheat kindle]

When I fought him yesterday the octopus tanked 80% of the damage and destroyed 70% of the wyrm’s hp before it died

[gleaming delta]

Why does he look like Boc?

[gleaming delta]

What’s the site?

[cold grove]

Send in DM

[gleaming delta]

Do Nicholas Cage next

[spiral ibex]

Nicholas Cage as Todd Howard

[gleaming delta]

Even better

[last dune]

y u s

[fiery tartan]

And this guy as well

[worldly otter]

Good on him for having that name

[lethal peak]

Kudos to the guy for that.

[fiery tartan]

It's kinda getting outta hand as I helped a lot of people in Elden Ring and a few are hacked. Hope it doesn't happen to all of them

[lethal peak]

I had my fair share of hacked people. Most of them were the Nitro scam guys though. First time I've ever seen a scam so well crafted, it almost looked convincing up to the "sexual" part

[fiery tartan]

Definitely is annoying as I thought it's one of my friends wanting to talk, but nope it's a hacked guy from Elden Ring lol

[slender mountain]

Elden Cringe

[worldly otter]

Bad game

[worldly otter]

Deshpicable behavior

[remote peak]

What song is that?

[timber dagger]

Make it bun them by Skrilllex

[wheat bay]

How is this a hammer

[cerulean mortar]

Stick with large bonking appendage on the end

[wheat bay]

Ah that makes sense

[weary trellis]

Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley

[gleaming delta]

@loud edge7553

Wrong person my bad

[loud pilot]

I would respect him a lot more if he didn’t use katanas

[coarse lance]

why are 3 of them bed of chaos

[grand summit]

🤓

[stone patio]

what are you guys going on about

[daring robin]

Heheheheeh, balls

[latent sable]

Massive, where ?

[wheat kindle]

Between the legs

[latent sable]

I found nothing here

[wheat kindle]

Skill issue

[spring sage]

Just entered liurnia found this weird dog he’s cool tho

[tiny fjord]

😭

[vivid oar]

Bruh the owner duct taped the arms

[spring sage]

A beast like that has to be kept under control

[lapis coyote]

@final salmon

[final salmon]

Blocked msg :)

[forest saffron]

Florida Man:

[cinder imp]

real

[obsidian beacon]

Thank god

[vivid oar]

"because they're scalies or something"

How I see people who use the Scaled Armor set/pieces

[steady totem]

Deserved

[slate pumice]

Lmao that was real? Good riddance

[slate pumice]

This was so gold, firefighters entered a few mins after 😂

[viscid drift]

Where can I acquire these?

[viscid drift]

Nurgle in a nutshell

[viscid drift]

His little island is all he has, he must protect it ardently

[viscid drift]

Temptress witch, unknowing of the glory of perfect order

[gleaming delta]

Waves around Darkmoon Greatsword

[viscid drift]

brandishes golden order greatsword

Canonically the same sword, just from two different times

[daring robin]

the quickest way, although I'd never do it, is to kill a healthy Undead, and pillage its humanity Balls.

[obsidian beacon]

You wanna know the reason?!?! I'll tell you: she is a goth demi god gf. Do i need to say more it was obvious yes?

[gleaming delta]

With four arms. Just imagine what she could do.

[obsidian beacon]

I fear the ideas of 3d animators

[sullen hemlock]

factually used to be a higher percentage than 5% more. I want to say 10% or more picked Ranni ending before Elden Lord ending.

what made the difference so much smaller is people doing NG+ and 2nd characters

[gleaming delta]

Honestly, I wonder what that overlap is. I'd imagine a lot of people that'll play Elden Ring all the way to the end would wind up playing it more than once.

[sullen hemlock]

I myself got stuck into Frenzy ending then found out it was possible to cure it before I went NG+

Although the dialogue it was worth was amazing

[gleaming delta]

The more time goes on for me in Elden Ring, the more and more I understand the Frenzied Flame.

[sullen hemlock]

considering 49.8% of players have beaten Morgott, we can make some healthy speculations as to where a vast majority are still about.

If we take the most before final boss encounter completion amount

we can better understand what if any overlap there is

I think the more difficult part is Frenzy ending

because some people honestly got stuck there without knowing you could get rid of it, and some did it for completion

It's more like the anarchy ending.

[gleaming delta]

I'm a be real. I'm not thrilled with what the Great Order has done with the place.

[sullen hemlock]

It's a bit of what it has done, what it hasn't done, and what's it's physically missing

there's two details to that topic that catch my eye, being the two fingers/three fingers, and the physical changes to the Elden Ring itself.

like why would an extra finger entity be the entity of chaos?

My first take was maybe they represent different things in each order in the symbolism of what each finger of a hand represent in mythology or in rings

in which case we see one could represent control, of order, of balance, of the heart, etc

[teal blade]

It’s what he wanted, mang

[sullen hemlock]

I figured the ideals not included are fingers not incorporated to the Order and not something the Finger Readers can interpret

[teal blade]

Oh. Nvm you sick fu— go to ng+ and finish the quest damnit

[gleaming delta]

Bro what the hell

[sullen hemlock]

so much wrong with that.

[gleaming delta]

That's like going after Oscar in Dark Souls when you first meet him.

[sullen hemlock]

Not only did you get a worse version of his talisman, but missed out on a talisman from his nephew for throwing pots at people.

WIFI: Don't drink and send packets

Nude Game +

[sullen hemlock]

Might be a few years

[teal blade]

@woeful depot kill woke for me please

[sullen hemlock]

lol, what if there was a secret "You Died" chat a bot could send you

[cerulean mortar]

Mid Piece

[viscid drift]

Instructions unclear, I forgot to kill it first

Now copy it a few hundred times and compress it into a zip file

[opaque abyss]

5 minutes into volcano manor, already killed the godskin.

[stone patio]

he has cool sword

[little bridge]

do you like my cool background??

[little bridge]

no body will find your body

oh

[worldly otter]

The one time I'll support Twitter

[worldly otter]

People want a woman

Simple as that, and they don't understand the implications of Goldmask's ending being true balance in the order and making the world a based place

I just really fu cking wish they gave the endings more content instead of being copy and paste of the Elden Lord ending

[gleaming delta]

he

[zenith axle]

Varre's bouquet underrated (lie)

[maiden pecan]

hes is hugging his horse, what have i done...

is this what i have become? a blood lust monster?

[daring perch]

A well vulgar Militia, being necessary to the security of the Lands Between, the right of the small to loot and equip Armaments, shall not be invaded.

[zenith axle]

Continue the bloodshed until it is done

[lethal peak]

I killed all of them so that their bell bearings could all be at roundtable

[maiden pecan]

nvm, i use bleed again. the spear naginata one, from pvp bleed user

[zenith axle]

I thought it was Leyndell Knight

[lethal peak]

oh yeah i automatically assumed it was the merchants 💀

[zenith axle]

Those golden order mfs don't deserve mercy

[subtle pine]

Death 💀

[grand summit]

Elden Ring players when you ask them how many arms Ranni has

[near stump]

Adventures of the Mech of Madness

[vivid oar]

Anyone have that video of Hewg smithing the Tarnished's undergarb? (It sounds weirder than it is)

[dreamy wadi]

I have a video a while ago of Hewg smacking a tarnished’s pickle

[grand summit]

you mean the one where Hewg is smashing the Tarnished's Nuts while they lay on the anvil?

[vivid oar]

Basically yeah

[vivid oar]

That might be the one I have in mind, could you post it here?

[dreamy wadi]

It was a while back, idk if I can find it

[viscid drift]

I hate the vulgar militia, I hate them with a passion

What a silly a fun prank to play on my local government

[next abyss]

sif in the next god of war game? (screenshot from the release date trailer)

[dreamy wadi]

Dog ahead

[dreamy prairie]

Wolf ahead?

[fluid rune]

Perhaps

[viscid drift]

The invader after killing a blue hunter and seeing the two suspiciously placed boxes on either side of them begin to glide towards them

[dreamy prairie]

Haha lol so true

[analog saffron]

demi human queen

[cerulean mortar]

The scarlet rotussy isn’t worth it trust me

[dreamy wadi]

The scarlet thot

[grand summit]

what a helpful guide, can't wait for the 30 incher

[dreamy prairie]

Hehe

[viscid drift]

Borrow miquella’s golden needle, just don’t tell him why you need it

[cerulean mortar]

Gotta fashion an unalloyed gold condom

[raven mural]

Volume warning

[viscid drift]

Is it impossible to get back to help people with Radahn after you have already killed him?

Can’t get to the portal anymore

[worldly otter]

They can summon you

But you can't summon them

I think

[last dune]

Remember, tis always alright to kill the knight, but to kill his horse is another story.

[left ridge]

lmao i climbed this yesterday and left a “well done, boss” message at the top

[obsidian beacon]

Oh my god

[dreamy wadi]

Elden ring messages moment

[grand summit]

accurate

[lunar jewel]

wut?

[raven mural]

How does Alexander speak without a mouth?

[fluid rune]

The meat inside him churns and makes words

[grand summit]

I agree

[glacial sand]

He just bought some speakers from best buy

[raven mural]

[grand summit]

Jar

[fluid rune]

Speakers get stacked on the meat pile inside his jar

[glacial sand]

Yes exactly this

[gleaming delta]

Good use of the meme

[tired elbow]

puffer fish

[gleaming delta]

who simps for fia anyway

[grand summit]

Anyone who first starts playing the game(she hugs you)

[gleaming delta]

hoarah loux >>>>>>>>

[grand summit]

I agree

[gleaming delta]

hed be an amazing dad

Maiden this, waifu that... We need more Elden Daddies.

[gleaming delta]

the buff type that just hangs out with his friends but also takes time with his family

[raven mural]

No one will ever match Radahn

[gleaming delta]

radahn is equally a chad

[raven mural]

Agreed

[grand summit]

Godrick>Radahn

[gleaming delta]

still dont know why people say "radhan"

[raven mural]

Sure, if you have a grafting fetish

[gleaming delta]

godrick fans when they see a tree.

[grand summit]

Godrick the Drafted is just better

[worldly otter]

Hoarah Loux would be the best drinker in the Lands Between

I can imagine him going out with the golden order bros to the pub and he's the last one awake with a massive line of flagons incoming with hundreds of empty drinks in the floor

[true quail]

really good one

[worldly otter]

New evasion tech exclusive to enemies

[worldly otter]

I can't remember if I asked already but was this actually in the show

[gleaming delta]

If you dig more Walking Simulator also pops up for it.

[raven mural]

If you're referring to the two girls, they're edited in

[worldly otter]

I assumed as much but Regular Show is so fuc ky I wouldn't be surprised at all

[gleaming delta]

I agree on Elden Daddies, which is clearly Rogier

[worldly otter]

What do you mean you've beaten Maliketh and Fire Giant 50 times

That don't make sense

You're Ng+6 did you like reload a save or something

[stray marlin]

i help people in co op and beaten them over 50 times

[worldly otter]

I forget online exists

I've played 590 hours of offline and only just played like 25 hours of online cause I only focused on the offline

[remote locust]

steel is made of iron

[long oriole]

Then it should be steel greatsword

[gleaming delta]

The description is prolly different in Japanese and it just looks weird because it’s a rough English translation

[cinder imp]

ayo

[frail spire]

My friend and I are doing a challenge. We have an hour and a half to collect as good loot for pvp as we can in Elden ring randomizer (we all have different item randomizations, same enemies) and when the time is up we fight with what we have. If anyone (we need two more people) wants to play with us, dm me

[true quail]

It's almost like the original language of this game is Japanese

[vivid oar]

@edgy ledge Just to be clear I responded with that image as a joke, it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's a VeggieTales meme! Just look up something like "fall of VeggieTales Twitter" and you'll see a bunch of questionable tweets that have become a meme

[scenic mauve]

Lmao

[vivid oar]

I'd rather live unbanned than die for a joke

[remote locust]

warrior!!!

[dreamy wadi]

A pro wrestler

[vivid oar]

Joke's on you, I don't know who Aldia is!

[remote locust]

imagine not playing dark souls 2

[vivid oar]

lol

[prime wren]

Attention all gay people.

I see that the pride flag is a rainbow. Unfortunately my sweet as gaming rig is also got some wicked rainbow rgb lights inside it, and I am also not gay. Do you mind changing the color of your flag to something else to avoid confusion?

[vivid oar]

This is why Radahn stopped the motion of the stars

[cinder imp]

i love those vegetales tweets

[vivid oar]

But RGB keyboard and RAM!

[scenic harbor]

bro stfu. fym "those things". stop saying the quiet part out loud and just say the loud part out loud. you weird mf

[lament dirge]

I can't tell if you've been whooshed or I've been whooshed

[scenic harbor]

bros tryna ratio me over discord

[lament dirge]

ratio+linus

[scenic harbor]

oh no, im being ratioed by dudes who never leave their rooms over discord. go outside

[lament dirge]

cope harder

[scenic harbor]

@ocean island BRUH. you a hater to me but you dont wanna go after homophobes in your server

[lament dirge]

you know you're cringe when a gay dude is siding with a homophobic guy against you

so much for the tolerant left

[ocean island]

?ban 664822258208079893 homophobe

[mild vortex]

Pyromaniac#1471 was banned | homophobe

[scenic harbor]

i cant tell if you satire or not

[ocean island]

still trying to comprehend wtf plasma is saying

[lament dirge]

I'm in the meme channel, everything except me being gay is a joke

[remote locust]

when did being homophobic become an elden ring meme though??

[opal plaza]

Elden Ring characters whose names could pass for a British MP who just resigned:

1. Sir Kenneth Haight

[prime wren]

Pretty sure he referred to gay people as "things" and his bio said he was outright homophobic- or "homomisic"

[lament dirge]

I'm equally sure it was ironic

[opal plaza]

2. Juno Hoslow

3. Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

[remote locust]

"hello? is anybody there? somebody interesting in rescuing the great kenneth haight?? servant to the true order and celebrated repudiator of the false! ohhh erdtree, grant me succor!!"

[vivid oar]

Well that jumped quickly

[scenic harbor]

he's flirting with me

[opal plaza]

4. Commander Nial- wait, no, too Irish

[remote locust]

wow lmao, homophobia and r slur, dudes probably like, 12

[lament dirge]

wow, an age related insult
I can hear his heart breaking

[prime wren]

Zoinks ima return when we posting memes again

[terse ingot]

L

[scenic harbor]

we could get coffee at my place if you tryna flirt so much🥸

is hating gay people an elden ring reference? damn

[ocean island]

?ban 963254718128353320 harassment in DMs, ableism, allround nasty person

[mild vortex]

woke#5255 was banned | harassment in DMs, ableism, allround nasty person

[elder mauve]

me when im making a intelligence build instead of a faith build

[scenic harbor]

thanks twin

[lament dirge]

0% chance he was homophobic

[terse ingot]

L

[scenic harbor]

now its satire, if so why is he cursing me out in my dms cause i said something defending gay people lol

[lilac trail]

It's a shame most people here are like that. He just happened to be vocal about it

[gleaming delta]

Desktop discord 🤢🤮 imagine having to be at home and on your computer in order to use discord

[scenic harbor]

my phones dead😮‍💨

[remote locust]

you can have the same account on your computer and your phone

[lament dirge]

laptops

[scenic harbor]

fr. just some goons

[gleaming delta]

I exclusively use discord while on the toilet, or while I’m bored at work

Never on a computer

[scenic harbor]

its a laptop, but im already using it so its more convenient

[gleaming delta]

Man I thought PC was bad enough, but man’s really just brought up his laptop

[lament dirge]

mobile users don't know about the copy link feature

[ocean island]

you already dm'd me this

[elder mauve]

gaming moment

[ocean island]

and I already responded to it

[terse ingot]

And now server

[ocean island]

ban is correctly applied, he's a homophobe, end of story

[scenic harbor]

is this a form of gamer rage

[lament dirge]

It's called committing to the bit

[terse ingot]

Lmao

[ocean island]

Anyway chat, I think we're sat on this topic long enough

Let's go back to posting elden ring/soulsborne related memes

please and thank you

[scenic harbor]

aight. love you twin😶‍🌫️

[ocean island]

just realized you changed from sempiternal hate page

[opaque marsh]

What kinda name is placidsex?

[scenic harbor]

🤞🏿

[scenic mauve]

L

[terse ingot]

K

[scenic mauve]

H

[gleaming delta]

Make me 😉😏

[lean glacier]

Yey

[final field]

Praise the dog!

[viscid drift]

How it feels to use rot breath in pvp

Though I do prefer Ekzyke’s decay

10/10 spell, would recommend for any good heretic against the golden order

[gleaming delta]

Rot Breath is literally a war crime.

[gaunt jacinth]

It’s chemical warfare

[vivid oar]

I now have 2 +10 Bloodhound's Fangs

I am very happy right now

[viscid drift]

I have a build that just has Ekzyke’s decay and a posion infused venomous fang with rot kindred’s exaltation and the venomous fang. Sentient poison gas

[steel sundial]

Or equip Rivers of blood and you can be part of the plague that is called the elden ring pvp meta

[viscid drift]

Recently killed someone named “Miyazaki” with the bull goat set, white mask, rivers of blood, and rot breath.

[steel sundial]

No...
It is a dark day for a mighty ally has fallen

[viscid drift]

Admittedly I was in a gank squad but we were just trying to progress through the haligtree

Man invaded us twice, the second time it was in the haligtree rot swamp, a fitting place for Miyazaki

[lapis flame]

I didn’t know you could holster these

[stone patio]

hehehe

[gleaming delta]

420 😎

I have done it
I have achieved F A S H I O N

[mossy eagle]

Testing my luck if I get banned for not posting about elden ring

[vivid oar]

Say it's Elden-Ring-related because the boluses used to cure stuff like poison and rot are types of balls

[mossy eagle]

🗿
True

[cerulean mortar]

It’s elden ring related because it’s a flaming skull and Rykard uses a flaming skull attack in his boss fight

[dreamy prairie]

Oh hello person from r/memes

[split scarab]

Gasp

[plain breach]

Give

[split scarab]

Are you 7 yo like everyone else in there

Are you sure you dont Wanna spam a joke about deez nuts

[dreamy prairie]

Hmmmm do you think a 7 year old could play elden ring

[gleaming delta]

50th mohg what...?
🏃‍♂️💨

[dreamy prairie]

Lol wanna be my 51th

[gleaming delta]

It's Mohging time.

[gleaming delta]

non-

[split scarab]

Which mohg tho. Child stealing mohg or hiding in the sewers mohg

[dreamy prairie]

Child stealing one

[gleaming delta]

I can't pronounce dinesting properly

Every one says DINE A STEE

[split scarab]

Wut

Do you even english my pedophilic bro

Dont worry about grammar just Give back the child and turn yourself in

[agile sigil]

I hate this so much

Can't even get to one of my favorite bosses because of this bs

[split scarab]

Those archers are pretty powerful

[coarse lance]

elding ring

[split scarab]

Ah yes this is toats onion ring related

[agile sigil]

On ng+2 they are a pain

[split scarab]

I have a route i always take so i only ever have to avoid one of them at a time

[livid zenith]

Why...

[sinful current]

Cuz there is no kok like horse kok

[worldly otter]

Got the sentry torch?

[agile sigil]

No where do I get that from

[worldly otter]

Eh

I dunno lol

But it shows the black knives made invisible by their cloaks, which is what the Night's Cavalry used to prevent another NOTBK

It's the one you find the Bell Bearing Hunter in right

[peak isle]

when you enjoy killing so much you uh...yeah

[peak isle]

ive been without maidens for a bit too long...

[slender ether]

Maximus the unforgiving Monkey-king, bringer of despair and madness

[spice dagger]

do you get a summon at summonwater village when you put a swordstone key in the thingy

and get the mist away

[gleaming delta]

which summon are you talking about specifically

[spice dagger]

idk but theres a statue that you presumably put a swordstone key into and then get access to a catacomb or cave?, something like that

[gleaming delta]

you get the greenturtle talisman which helps you recover stamina faster. You should get it, its super good

[spice dagger]

alright is the cave or whatever it is tough? because ngl im pretty bad

I didnt realise this was elden fun lmao

[gleaming delta]

dw its safe

[spice dagger]

oh right sick okay but also where do I get a second swordstone key I have one from roderika but dk where to get the second one, unless it only requires one

I got iiiiiit

[mighty spire]

Somebody can help me kill Godfri?!?!

[worldly otter]

Not this chat

[stone patio]

kinda mean but alright

[gleaming delta]

I’m uhh a president Obama, and I approve this message

[spice dagger]

mr. popo!

[worldly otter]

Don't speak my name maggot.

[spice dagger]

mr popo was never that rude😢

[lethal peak]

this is like the ultimate circlejerk

[worldly otter]

You never met Popo then.

Don't bother me or prepare to be assimilated

[vivid oar]

Ranni in a nutshell

[gleaming delta]

Didn’t even have the decency to crop it, smh

[sullen hemlock]

That's how I had to do it just because they took the servers down.

[gleaming delta]

Switch Elden ring and ds2 and it’s a proper list

[balmy lion]

Nope.

[gleaming delta]

i don’t get this what does it mean

[balmy lion]

DS2 best souls. And honestly, everything negative said about 2, I experience in elden ring.

[gleaming delta]

is it that Sekiro and Elden Ring is bad compared to the other souls games?

[balmy lion]

Yeah idk about the sekiro placement. But I also didn't make this.

[gleaming delta]

i bought ds3 and tbh its pretty good but one thing I don’t like is that my flasks don’t give a lot of hp.

Im p sure ds3 has the least amount of hp out of all the souls games

[livid zenith]

The estus ring which gives 20% more flask healing makes it much better, it's 20k souls to get in firelink and you can use it for the entire game

[twin sequoia]

ds2 sucks

[worldly otter]

Suck my bum

[split scarab]

Toats

[wheat kindle]

Me watching Godfreyy , radagon, elden beast, etc use their third aoe in a row

[stable merlin]

skill issue

[lethal peak]

Marika you huge piece of...

OF COURSE YOU'D DISLIKE DUNKSTEIN AND SLAMOUGH

[sterile pike]

@stable merlin

[stable merlin]

oh damn, that's great actually, hopefully it works properly with the multiplayer

[sterile pike]

It does. already played multi

[stable merlin]

very very nice

[sterile pike]

idk if it's cross though. It should be though since it's through ps

[undone elm]

Ignore the low quality, discord moment, it’s not done yet but figured I’d show what I have atm lol

[spare torrent]

👍

[near stump]

Adventures of the Mech of Madness

[scenic mauve]

So what you're saying is soulsbourne became progressively more based over time

[hybrid leaf]

tf is this?

[twin sequoia]

never played it

[sterile pike]

Playstation now. Bloodborne is on pc now

[hybrid leaf]

do i need a playstation to even have it?

[sterile pike]

No... You do not need a playstation to play a game on your PC....

[hybrid leaf]

how well does it run in comparison to on console?

[sterile pike]

runs fine

[hybrid leaf]

awesome - gonna get it now

does it have decent conversions from playstation buttons to xbox controller buttons tho? or is it all playstation display?

[sterile pike]

honestly more excited to play Killzone with a mouse

[dreamy wadi]

Wonderful news. Now I don’t have to go back to console

[hybrid leaf]

which subscription is required?

[sterile pike]

be warned that psnow is way more expensive then the xbox counterpart lol

[sterile pike]

No idea what it's called. I just did it through the Playstation windows app

[hybrid leaf]

how much did it cost you monthly?

[sterile pike]

21.99cnd

I don't think it's worth it just for bloodborne. but I play a few games so it's not too bad.

[hybrid leaf]

good lord - 14 quid a month

[sterile pike]

Personally I don't think it's worth it if you don't own a PlayStation because psnow is PART of psplus.

So you're paying the big price for ONLY the PC perks if you don't have a playstation

But the game plays nice so I got a single month to do another playthrough

[gleaming delta]

Sees 3 katanas
Stops watching

[gleaming delta]

Bloodhound Step too.

[stiff bramble]

i was just playing co-op with my nephew and he couldnt even kill anything

[spice dagger]

🐢

[stiff bramble]

he couldnt even kill the starter boss

[spice dagger]

lol thats adorable

[hybrid leaf]

can't even purchase anything - blasted website playing up

[grand summit]

POV: You're Miquella and Mogh is looking at you

[grand summit]

Soldier Boy is funny, but Noir is gonna rock Soldier Boy

[weak knoll]

Aye that’s what I’m talking about

[gleaming delta]

YFW You're Mohg and Miquella is asleep.

[weak knoll]

If your with me and you think black noir is gonna rock soldier boy add me and make this ur pfp

If your with @visual osprey and you think soldier boy is gonna rock black noir add him and make this ur pfp

[near stump]

what he sayin?

[cerulean mortar]

“Hey guys check out my cool Rivers of Blood bleed build : )”

[grand summit]

"I like licking sweaty men's armpits"

[gleaming delta]

"Metas are in every game. If you don't like it, don't play PvP."

[sharp portal]

“I have skill”

[weak knoll]

“Turi ip ip ip”

[weary trellis]

"does this game look like Hogwarts academy to you? go get your sword wizard wannabe"

[hybrid leaf]

finally

[hybrid leaf]

doesn't this supposed to have demons souls remake?

[subtle pine]

I started Bloodborn after 200 hours of playing elden ring, I'm terrified 🤠

[elder bolt]

me watching my mimic soloing a boss

[coarse lance]

kills self

[sterile pike]

No idea, neverl ooked for it

[sterile pike]

I know it's not all PS games cause it doesn't have the best ps game ever made

50 Cent : Bullet proof

[coarse lance]

whoa, is that about the rapper

[sterile pike]

...

[coarse lance]

bruh they don't allow gifs, this server is jank

[hybrid leaf]

man

[hybrid leaf]

it runs terribly - so slow and bad quality. not epic

[near stump]

Endurance is the most useless stat

[coarse lance]

just level other stats so you only have to swing your weapon once

[near stump]

Me when double fingerprint greatshield (the wall)

[coarse lance]

the wall

this little egg mf better hurry cooking or I'm pulling out the torch.

[near stump]

It's a very good duel build too, it can eat away your health 1/4 at a time with shield bash by counter attacking and if your enemy dares use healing I pop the wondrous physique to fricking lightroll as with double greatshields and bullgoat set, but not to roll cuz it's cringe, but to run as fast as mechanically possible, like a train going full speed, and don't stop until the enemy is dead, I've had multiple people tell me they were genuinely scared.

[lethal peak]

no, it's definetly elden ring

[near stump]

Ffs I tried writing this 3 times before I got it right

[lethal peak]

nvm i read amount of flasks im rarted

[near stump]

Pay zero attention to the clock

[coarse lance]

why do you have so many pings

[sterile pike]

Because only discord mods care about pings. Chads leave them unchecked

[wheat bay]

We can all agree soldier of godrick is the hardest boss

[viscid drift]

Passive damage physical damage negation of 46%, 140 points of defense. And I stack it with black flame’s protection

At these numbers even the dragoncrest greatshield is worth it in pvp because the extra 5% just means they will do even less

With black flame’s I have 65% physical negation

67% with golden vow, strength builds truly are the only way to go

It’s time to go gank hunting

[neat hill]

that's alot of words
too bad I ain't readin em

[worldly otter]

Kindly back away from the turtle

[wild vale]

Best dog
U better not be hitting him

[cerulean mortar]

No I mean kill you, nobody f*cks with Muriel on our watches

[grand summit]

The Dog Bell*

[knotty marsh]

Opinion on stats for dex/int build
(Moonveil, lusat staff)

[cerulean mortar]

20 points from dex to vig, other than that good, cringe you’re using moon irl tho 🤢🤢🤢

[kind whale]

You've got good damage and good endurance. It won't hurt too much to bump your dex to 55 or 60 but for late game you'll benefit from some more vigor

[gleaming delta]

why do you care so much fam. Let people use whatever they want

[cerulean mortar]

What build do you use? smells like a RoB opinion ngl. frankly idk about PvE, but moonveil players go into PvP and spam stars of ruin and transient moonlight which is unfun and where 90% of players (myself included) take issue

[mental prairie]

you should add the vyke spear and the fingerprint shield

btw idk how but today i killed a full bull goat vyke spear and fingerpring in pvp with only a katana

[hearty otter]

Ultimate meta slave set

[novel fulcrum]

Hipsters

[gleaming delta]

i use a strength build fam…

[cerulean mortar]

Weapon and Ash of War?

[gleaming delta]

greatsword and lions-claw

[cerulean mortar]

Incredibly original I see, understandable you feel that way about what people use lol

[gleaming delta]

🍿

i don’t have to prove myself to a mf who pisses his pants everytime someone uses a weapon that is IN THE GAME . Get a life ffs

[cerulean mortar]

oooo immediate anger yikes… I know you don’t have an argument and all but maybe don’t blow up online after one paragraph pointing out how unoriginal your build is? sorry just my thoughts and suggestions, hope it helps 👍

[nova zenith]

ooh, ooh, psychoanalyze me next, mr. discord

[gleaming delta]

you’re a reddit user

[nova zenith]

star fists w/ hoarah loux's earthshaker

[gleaming delta]

thats a good build I like the aow its fun to use

[nova zenith]

i'm just on my wrestler arc

[cerulean mortar]

POV: you’re in the official Elden Ring discord server and you use “you’re a Reddit user” as an insult (not even a Reddit user btw)

[gleaming delta]

my brother in christ

[cerulean mortar]

Yeah and look at how much karma I have, I’ve posted like 3 time lmao

[gleaming delta]

you’re so strange fam

[cerulean mortar]

No argument moment^

[cerulean mortar]

also screenshot from posts from 1 year ago btw

[lapis flame]

Shout out to the page summon, the realest summon.

[cosmic sage]

@final salmon

[surreal monolith]

W

[static solstice]

I made a better version

[lethal peak]

why the rivers when you can have seppuku naginatas

[echo ginkgo]

Albinauricposting

[low canopy]

botanically basically brewed beverages

[gleaming delta]

The anti-horny bonk brigade

[lapis flame]

Scythes are really cool

[gleaming delta]

Cope Seethe mald fr fr

[manic lynx]

Garden Warfare Two has been helping but thanks I might need these later

[lapis flame]

Oh no

[sand meadow]

can I cry for 36 seconds and then resume playing it

[lapis flame]

Do u need help?

[sand meadow]

I'd love it
but i dont have xbox live

[lapis flame]

Alright

[remote locust]

you can summon Millicent and Great Horned Tragoth for that fight

[sand meadow]

well for today since I'll pay for it tmr

[sand meadow]

where?

[remote locust]

on the ground before the bossfight lol

[sand meadow]

I never saw them?
what are they next to?

[remote locust]

i dont know, you can probably look it up

[viscid drift]

Nearly got killed on ||elden beast|| because I was distracted by how beautiful it was

The attack where it leaps out of the water in slow motion like a whale and fires light down at you

[lilac remnant]

Pretty Lights

[tall mauve]

the music feels amazing aswell

[acoustic phoenix]

Eh, needs more Horse.

[magic tendon]

true

[viscid drift]

Int builds when they learn they can deflect his golden breath with thops barrier

[gleaming delta]

Heeheehee

[tulip forge]

😫😫😫

[tulip forge]

Where 🤴

[gleaming delta]

The two easiest Graces to the dungeon. It's a real BS-ie instance, heads up.

[tulip forge]

Bout to have the time of my life with the boys thanks bro

[gleaming delta]

\[T]/

[coarse lance]

(:)] <giga chad

(.).) boobies

[stone patio]

discipline and sadism, got it

[quartz wind]

That’s dark souls

[coarse lance]

just recorded my suicide, about to post it to my friends

[worldly otter]

Pigs want you alive tho

[coarse lance]

bro I'm already dead

anyway, taco bell basketball hoop

[gleaming delta]

Josh do be ballin though

[worldly otter]

No, pigs want you alive

[coarse lance]

damn, they're cute tho.

[worldly otter]

That reminds me of how small their old house was

I got them another they both fit in

The two at the start like cause they're the second two are my aunt's

[gleaming delta]

My bird also wants you alive

[vivid oar]

I don't trust them, they'll probably try to eat me if they were to stop getting fed

[worldly otter]

Or they'd panic since guinea pigs don't do well without the ones close to them

[gleaming delta]

My bird, Buddy, is soon to be overlord of this world thus he is choosing people to live in the new better world he will create

[coarse lance]

the rapture?

[gleaming delta]

Yes, plus how can you say no to that charming and polite face?

[coarse lance]

very charming and polite indeed

[gleaming delta]

He is very polite unless he has had a bath to which he will fly over to me and shake the water off which usually ends up in me having to get new clothes

[gleaming delta]

But either way he wants you alive

[scenic mauve]

Goofy lil guy

[gleaming delta]

Yeah but he's the only thing keeping me stable lol

[gaunt jacinth]

My snake wants you alive

[weak knoll]

If you know you know

[coarse lance]

hehe he ha

[stone patio]

hahaha

[weak knoll]

Diabolical

[coarse lance]

devilish

[weak knoll]

Incredibly

[loud pilot]

…

[gleaming delta]

Ay Corhyn get yo man

[loud pilot]

🫵🌞🫳

[final salmon]

Bully

[last dune]

XD

[grand summit]

Mogh seeing a literal child

[brave jasper]

Get this stupid scoundrel off my screen

[gleaming delta]

Images you can hear

[scenic mauve]

I love parrots so much

[gleaming delta]

Buddy said "😳"

[cyan glacier]

L

[scenic mauve]

Borb my beloved

[gleaming delta]

Buddy has an onlybirds you can subscribe to

[scenic mauve]

I will give him all my sunflower seeds

[gleaming delta]

He loves sunflowers seeds

But loves Doritos more (don't give him the red ones)

...was he always here?:D

[gleaming delta]

I found it in the basement near Ranni's Rise

[idle dagger]

Haha

[wanton acorn]

Most likely

[last dune]

y e s

[gleaming delta]

Change pfp plz

[last dune]

oh, also, yeah. Twas a funny coincidence. lol

[viscid drift]

Radagussy of the golden order got me acting heretical

[swift rain]

The thrones… stained by my curse

Such shame I cannot bear

[gleaming delta]

Someone ghost pinged me

[last dune]

That happens to me all the time in this one Darksouls Discord server I am in.

[swift rain]

Need

[twin sequoia]

🤓

[vivid oar]

Smol Elden Beast and his little bowtie will never leave

[hasty obsidian]

Thanks i forgot my ip address bro

[gleaming delta]

🗿

[viscid drift]

The song is “merry go round of life” from Howl’s moving castle

[viscid drift]

Got me acting unwise

[sour lotus]

Touch the darkness within me

[graceful galleon]

(sussy vid)

[vivid oar]

I hate it so much

[flat sedge]

Me when I see rinna 😈

[mortal osprey]

Join me

[worldly otter]

Whatever it is it sounds rank

[worldly otter]

"Find the Albinauric woman. She hides to the west of the Laskyar ruins in the mist shrouded Lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure."

[gleaming delta]

Twitter

[worldly otter]

"Forget mine couns-"

"Ok"

Puts her back like the little bi*ch she is

[cobalt flicker]

“Hey hey”

[echo ginkgo]

mohg!

[swift rain]

Welcome, honored guest

[static solstice]

omg my hero!

[echo ginkgo]

can I be your little Mohglet? 🥺👉👈

[fair yoke]

There's some sick car skins on forza

[echo ginkgo]

I hate you

[crisp tangle]

I've come to the realization that Marika's name was changed in the spanish version of Elden ring to Marida because it means gay or sissy or the other word that the chat doesn't let me use.

[gleaming delta]

Lmao-

[small gulch]

i mean depends on if you pronounce it murrika or marica but yeah

[remote locust]

LMAO

[last dune]

oh

[crisp tangle]

The worst part is that it took me finishing the game and starting a NG+ to make that connection, 160 hours to realize that Marika's name means gay depending on how you pronounce it

[sharp portal]

Marika is the worlds most powerful transgender

[sleek furnace]

What

[dreamy wadi]

That's not saying much

[dreamy wadi]

Very cool, but why are you posting this in #elden-fun

[zinc spindle]

me when me when me when me when me when

tbh im only like 4 tries in

[keen pivot]

Relatable 😔

[zinc spindle]

we win thrse

[sharp portal]

Props for beating him on your own

[tepid flume]

It was fun

[zinc spindle]

ty

although i did use mimic on maliketh p1 and godskin duo so i havent done this game entirely solo

[sharp portal]

I was gunna do a lvl 1 thing but deleted the character

[inland siren]

Ahhh delicious doll milk

[tacit thicket]

[random abyss]

Yesnt

[vivid oar]

Both heartwarming and saddening at the same time

[tacit nest]

:(

[bold kindle]

How do u guys post pictures in chat? Do I have to upload it on internet fist and then past the link? I can't share pics from my pc?

[remote locust]

#assign-roles

imagine not being Tarnished

[bold kindle]

Got it, thanks. I swear I selected that role when I entered server but dunno what happened.

[bold kindle]

I smell 25% of people, that are identifying themselves as women genitals. Can't swear damn bots 😂 😂 😂

[tacit nest]

damn...

[bold kindle]

bot gotcha too 😄

[tacit nest]

how is that a swearword

[bold kindle]

I saw the bot deleting your message

[tacit nest]

poor me

[tacit nest]

me when godskin apostle theme

[gleaming delta]

Me discussing builds in Souls games like

[livid zenith]

cry about it

[bold kindle]

I'm not the one who gets offended if there is a profanity spoken out.

[opaque abyss]

RoB/Magic Users In A Nutshell. {DONT FORGET MOONVEIL-}

[gleaming delta]

How it was called that monster?

[acoustic phoenix]

Hapulbokka.

...

Just kidding, it's Nibelsnarf.

[tacit nest]

wow, what odd names, hapulbokka. nibelsnarf. what does hapulbokka mean? i wanna make that the name of my next elden ring character

[acoustic phoenix]

I don't think it means anything. Although bocca with soft Cs means mouth in Italian and could have easily been part of a romanized name if Capcom's naturalization team wasn't atrocious.

[gleaming delta]

whats the name of the youtuber? I feel like its Mcnasty

[gleaming delta]

I think it's Russianbadger actually.

[gleaming delta]

alright thank you

[gleaming delta]

Yeah I was remembering he have a strange name

[kind whale]

🍞

[gaunt jacinth]

🍞

[iron shale]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[latent sable]

Hi Walter Hartwell White

[pure loom]

Imma keep it real w/ you chief!!!

that chapter hurt me

[low iris]

Happy to see someone else who plays MH

[trim sun]

Exactly

[fossil hinge]

Fort,
Night

[hasty obsidian]

Finger but hole

[viscid drift]

POV: you’re Rykard

[gleaming delta]

I suck at vidio games

[viscid drift]

Typical Ranni simp vs average goldmask enjoyer

[true quail]

Cope, o cope! Therefore try cope

[bold kindle]

Jes

[tacit nest]

i want to devour the gods

[true quail]

why don't you devour a healthy balance of fruits and vegetables

[drifting root]

guys why is this dog flying without having its wings move

and i became one with this thing

[idle dagger]

League of legends is offensive

[thorny marsh]

Death.

[dreamy wadi]

Try skill

[last dune]

"Wait, you were supposed to go into the castle?"
This is one for all my homies who just said "Naah" and went down the side path and never looked back. XD

[swift loom]

I think most of those who don't have the achievement are the ones who gave up
Cuz usually the people who do the side path come back and destroy Margit later

[last dune]

Perhaps, but it's more funny to imagine they just didn't know the castle had the first main boss and completely forgot about it. lol

[weary trellis]

let's devour them togethaaaaa

[remote locust]

They could have also just started using mods instead of having their first playthrough be vanilla

[wooden sandal]

The hell

[echo ginkgo]

“best way to get your meat medium rare”

[leaden cliff]

medium rare minor

[vivid oar]

Mogh likes extremely rare minor

[spice pond]

Heed my words

[tepid flume]

Guys I need a elden ring 2

[worldly otter]

We'd love it

But atm we should just hope for dlc

[scenic mauve]

nakey

[static solstice]

😍

[scenic harbor]

At first I though he was PACKIN but it was just his tail

[grand summit]

I can no longer unsee that, go fys kind sir

[scenic harbor]

I’m thinkin like dannnnnnng papi put that big thing away and stop disrespecting me🤤

[gleaming delta]

@ All Y'all

[scenic harbor]

Yeah?

[tepid flume]

Tarnished Warrior. Twas Nobley Fought.

[zinc spindle]

melania moment

[echo ginkgo]

I don’t see anything

[zinc spindle]

exactly, why is she still alive

actual 1 pixel of hp

[echo ginkgo]

oh sht thats her healthbar!

[worldly otter]

Did you riposte her?

[zinc spindle]

what? i dont know what that is sorry

[worldly otter]

A riposte is the follow up to a parry, so the critical hit, and for some f*ck knows reason she always survives them no matter the health and it takes one more hit to kill her, probably a glitch

[zinc spindle]

Oh naw I was using double physical uchigatana
Well not physical, whatever keen and occult are

[remote locust]

keen and occult are both physical damage,,,

[zinc spindle]

cool, wasn’t sure if one was half something else or what etc ty tho

what?

[remote locust]

the game shows you changes to your weapon stats in the ash of war/affinity menu

[lament adder]

Holy shi-

[zinc spindle]

yeah i jus set it so long ago i couldnt remember

[zinc spindle]

ayo?? id elden her ring on god

[dreamy wadi]

Malenia, Ranni, Melina < Blaidd, Zorayas, Alexander

Alexander and Blaidd as bros, obviously

[weak moon]

why just as bros. coward move imo

[dreamy wadi]

I ain’t gay

[weak moon]

skill issue.

[dreamy wadi]

Try introspection, and then seek skill

[left ridge]

i would have never known there was scarlet rot without this message

[stone patio]

very helpful

[remote locust]

Hunter D, maidenless to the end

[lavish zodiac]

i shall be his maiden even tho im a huge dude

[novel fulcrum]

UwU

[echo ginkgo]

Thats her dad…

[slate pumice]

Don't think too hard about these memes - the nature of these posts will drive you to insanity.

[coarse lance]

jokes on you, I use AMOLED dark mode

[frozen anchor]

@Moderato r scam