elden-fun

[true quail]

How is Goldmask a utopia the guy’s goal is to eliminate free will

If you think goldmask ending is good you should not be allowed to vote

[left ridge]

None of the endings have an actual explanation and is very, very much open to interpretation. Which I both hate and love

Marika’s rule was founded on war, no? Genocide of the Fire Giants, war against the Carians, etc. Who knows what else

[dreamy wadi]

How on earth did you reach the conclusion that the Golden Order ending eliminates free will

[vivid oar]

There is literally no evidence at all that Goldmask wants to eliminate free will, I have no idea where you got that from. Also the majority of players agree that the Goldmask ending is one of the good endings

[vivid oar]

Yeah, I pointed out that Marika's bad decisions were probably one of the flaws of the Golden Order

[vivid oar]

Wait a second, Mr. Preceptor, are you just trying to start another Discord argument?

[left ridge]

Ah i see, i had the reverse logic going in when i read that

[vivid oar]

To be fair, I stated it as "Marika treating people wrongly" which while not wrong, it's super vague because I wanted to include both her war/dislike against certain groups and her treatment of individuals like Godfrey and his Tarnished who she exiled

[left ridge]

Yeah she’s kind of a jerk just sending her ex husband and lord and all his men out like that to die brutally

[regal atlas]

Here is something that most people can agree on. Godrick is a beta.

[winter bone]

Mine was age of duskborn

[true quail]

Read the description of the golden mending rune again, it basically says "The gods having free will = fickle = the fly in the ointment. This will subjugate everything to the greater will"

I expect your letter of resignation, voter ID, service firearm, and man card on my desk by 5.

Also don't triple ping me while I'm on the train that's weird.

[dreamy wadi]

That’s not what it means at all. Fickleness isn’t free will, it’s making decisions without regard for their consequences. Capriciousness. The “fly in the ointment” of the golden order was that the gods were no better than men, not that free will is present.

Give the man back his ID, firearms, man card, and job, and issue him a formal apology

[vivid oar]

Forgive me for not being Sir Gideon the All-Knowing and knowing that you were on a train. Also my guy @dreamy wadi seems to have my back on the lore so just read what he said

[true quail]

Nah you're wrong but you're welcome to cope about it

[true quail]

You shouldn't ping somebody 3 times in a row in a public server anyways that's just 🧩, the train is superfluous information to disorient you

[vivid oar]

It regrets me to inform you that telling people to cope isn't a good comeback to evidence

[true quail]

🤓 "Umm evidence?"

Not to mention another man's speculation isn't evidence lmao

[dreamy wadi]

You must be Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all-coping

[true quail]

You should keep yourself safe now

[dreamy wadi]

NG+3 and you’re still maidenless

[true quail]

🤓

[vivid oar]

Joke's on you, I only pinged you twice between your "you should not be allowed to vote" message and your "don't ping me 3 times" message

[true quail]

🤓 "Ummm akshully it was TWO pings"

[gleaming delta]

Took me a bit to realize what I’m looking at here

[iron shale]

Jesse, we have to grind runes to beat Soldier of God, Rick

[livid zenith]

Ranni's ending is objectively better than Goldmask, this isn't debatable.

[last roost]

Hey wait a minute I already made this meme

:0

[gleaming delta]

Thus the cycle is complete. \[T]/ When the meme comes back to you, then it's truly yours.

[last roost]

No like I made the same idea for the meme using the same template but differently made

This'n

[tired hinge]

Hah

[slender island]

😱real??

[gleaming delta]

Yep!! 100% real viruses 😍😋

[gleaming delta]

Fella stealing memes from elden fun and reposting them in 15 mins

[gleaming delta]

Flabbergasted

[low canopy]

absolutely mindboggled

[slender island]

hornswaggled, even.

[gleaming delta]

Never have I ever thought I'd see the word Rotussy with my very own eyes

-dead-

[deft hill]

Just run

[plucky imp]

when she grabs you

[dreamy wadi]

Maidenless behavior

[pure loom]

Everyone talks about maidenless this maidenless that but going mad with maidens is much worse

[dreamy wadi]

For sure

[cosmic sage]

Is this referencing to that D twitter post

[astral flare]

hey thats not true : (

[pure loom]

I don't even rember what you're talking about but you know what? Probably

[stray marlin]

rate the wallpaper

[ivory carbon]

9/10

[humble parrot]

Stealing this thank you

[crude quest]

11/10

[brazen copper]

LMAO ☠

Always counter with "at least we weren't the largest empire on the planet that got reduced to half an island"

Or

"At least us Americans haven't been fighting over 5 meters of land for the past 700 years like you Europeans have"

It's very funny

[slender mountain]

)

[lapis shore]

Where's the funny?

[weary trellis]

2/5

[brazen copper]

That's why he's the 🐐 THE 🐐

[livid zenith]

I like most intelligent human beings, kill Kenneth on sight for the golden seed.

[vivid oar]

Frenzied and maidenless behavior, in just one run there's more than enough seeds to max out without killing any friendly NPCs

[viscid drift]

How about you objectively get some maidens, ranni simp

[livid zenith]

🤠

[deft hill]

Real chads do the frenzied ending

[viscid drift]

Hard to actually set up a fight club in Elden ring and even when you do it’s not quite the same

The noble chadmask

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[viscid drift]

We need a buff gold mask art

[gleaming delta]

I wanna see that and a Very Creepy version

[viscid drift]

Chadahn style ripped goldmask

[mental prairie]

crop

[safe tapir]

I wish

[viscid drift]

It’s national goldmask day

[main cipher]

Me who picked Ranni’s quest because it let me spend more time with Iji

[tribal owl]

who tf made this

[dreamy wadi]

Just do Ranni’s quest until she demands you to kill the baleful shadows

[viscid drift]

You will come to regret this

[main cipher]

Nope. I know exactly what’s going to happen and I know how to prevent it

[viscid drift]

How will you prevent it?

[main cipher]

Never going back to Ranni’s rise

So long as I never return, Iji remains safe

[viscid drift]

Fair, I just let her get trapped by the baleful shadow for all eternity

Only started her quest so I could turn the dung eater into a puppet and rid the lands of him

[main cipher]

Heh, I let that maniac get buried beneath the capital

[viscid drift]

Had to be better safe than sorry

As he’s immortal I believe he would get out at some point

[main cipher]

I was originally planning on executing him for his crimes, but kinda forgot and now the way is blocked

[viscid drift]

He now serves the golden order

Made him kill Mohg

[vivid oar]

Like that would ever happen!

(Proceeds to open up Epic Games Launcher just to check)

[viscid drift]

Relateable

[mental prairie]

tnx man

[hollow snow]

and beg for BB pc Port all day

yet, this one is justifiable

[vivid oar]

Not enough spam, need more spam memes

[gleaming delta]

Same here. But with Blaidd. And that Darkmoon Greatsword.

That Greatsword Blaidd gives you is pretty sweet too honestly.

[main cipher]

I’ll get that next play through

[left ridge]

“Gives”

[digital galleon]

indeed

[digital galleon]

relatable af

[gleaming delta]

He gives, I get, tomato tomato.

[digital galleon]

Those dogs from Caelid remind me of chad scrappy doo from scooby doo movie

[left ridge]

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Caelid

[digital galleon]

Cornelius of Selia

[subtle nacelle]

Could it be... Mushroom?

[scenic mauve]

Behold, mushroom!

[gleaming delta]

Praise the Mushroom!

[dapper oxide]

Why is it always mushroom...

[minor dagger]

Get ready for mushroom…

[steady totem]

Mushroom...

[subtle nacelle]

Mushroom...
But hole....

[left ridge]

Likely mushroom

[vivid oar]

Why did you need to remind me that that exists?

[remote yarrow]

[grim sedge]

Didnt expect Mushroom…

[stone patio]

Mushroom, O mushroom

[elder meadow]

Morgot

[remote locust]

slay, king (literally)

[digital galleon]

sorry bro q-q

[tired hinge]

Average drag

[gleaming delta]

I hope there is a mod to make alexander stuck in a washing machine

They even let you oil his backside before you start to pound on him.

I need a mod for him to call me step bro too

[granite stream]

Oh my goodness 💀 (same tho😩💦)

[gleaming delta]

Atleast his nephew doesn't let you slip your hands inside.

[cerulean mortar]

he does talk about wanting wet, slippery hands tho

[gleaming delta]

He fights you because he wants you inside him and he gets tossed around in the discord chat.

He a hoe

[loud pilot]

Face reveal 😊

[gleaming delta]

#handsome

[plucky imp]

🧐

[ember niche]

The unrealistic beauty standards set by today’s society

[vivid oar]

Don't roll into it or hit it, it's veiled right now! In reality it's one of those black lions with the knives on its feet!

[dreamy wadi]

Both is good.

[gleaming delta]

The legend never dies

[static solstice]

Who is this man

[manic lynx]

May I ask who are they

[gleaming delta]

Good job

[tawny portal]

Is this a mod or did they put Giant Dad in the game?

[idle dagger]

swag

[lusty cedar]

Everyone stealing my pic all the sudden lol

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[lusty cedar]

It's okay, it's better than radahn

[hot bough]

made a meme

[inland siren]

Elden moment

[static solstice]

where can I find that helmet I need it

[gleaming delta]

you kill pinwheel

[coarse ridge]

Based

[vivid oar]

Chadahn: Into the Radahnverse

[gleaming delta]

wow chadahn NFT's 😏

[hard bolt]

Miquella: « Hey mohg im alone at home »
Mohg:

[slender mountain]

...what?

[frozen anchor]

Regal Ancestors Spirit At Home Above bed

[lusty cedar]

Giant armor mod on Nexus mods. It is a sub mod. There is no grass crest shield yet unfortunately.

[swift hearth]

The dog shield could work because it gives the same effect

[lusty cedar]

Just no mod that changes the appearance to the grass crest shield yet is what I meant.

[swift hearth]

Oh yeah

[sharp portal]

16

[slender mountain]

Dark Souls 16

[obsidian lintel]

Vaati has been real quite after this dropped

[agile sigil]

Hell no

[sharp portal]

🖐️

[calm steeple]

glory]

[stone patio]

that happened to me three times in a row

the second and third times i had summoned people
it was so embarassing

[left ridge]

I just run over to the pillar on the left and then summon

[calm steeple]

😫

[lethal peak]

i laugh hysterically every time isee that robert downey jr pic

[agile sigil]

I have lost count how many times I have fallen off there

[calm steeple]

so sad

[brazen copper]

😭

[trail anchor]

True

[harsh ocean]

Here’s a question

Is Caelid a warm moist

Or a cool moist?

[loud pilot]

Warm

[agile sigil]

I will take miquella from you

[trail anchor]

😭 nooo dont

[agile sigil]

Too late

[trail anchor]

😩

[trail anchor]

Dearest miquella I shall miss you

[agile sigil]

He do be like that

[stone patio]

he do he really do

[agile sigil]

Sooo beautiful

[trail anchor]

They gonna be not getting along soon

[agile sigil]

Perhaps

[stone patio]

wh
what did he throw

[woven oasis]

A rock

[trail anchor]

It's waiting to happen

[agile sigil]

Makes me Soo proud

[trail anchor]

What even is the story between miquella and mogh

[gleaming delta]

Yo mam

[light cloak]

Complicated

[agile sigil]

You stole him for your dynasty or something like that plus miquella is very powerful

[woven oasis]

G@y p3do inc3st for the dynasty

[gleaming delta]

“God is so good he loves us all and died for our sins!”
God: Gives a million kids stage 4 terminal cancer

[light cloak]

Want that juicy empyrean... seed....

[woven oasis]

Bro he’s a kid I saw that

[agile sigil]

🤨

[trail anchor]

I thought they was old af like super old

[woven oasis]

Old stuck in a child’s body

[trail anchor]

That's sadge

[light cloak]

That's the actual lore as far as I know, he wants miquellas empyrean blood to build a strong dynasty, he wants them to be his 'consort'

[trail anchor]

But mogh is dead sadly killed his ass twice

[light cloak]

Mogh is dead and we have killed him

[woven oasis]

Simplest answer he wants miquellas’ buss for power

[light cloak]

Wait... is mogh trying to use miquella's blood to give the formless mother the ability to produce an empyrean? Through genetics or something

[woven oasis]

Simple answer to that question

[woven oasis]

Bro why the elden beast kinda bad😫

[remote locust]

No, miquella already is an empyrean. He uses blood to try and help miquella grow and get stronger

[agile sigil]

He's terrible and moves so much

[woven oasis]

Elden beastussy

[agile sigil]

Fax

[lethal peak]

ngl the mental image of the tarnished riding the elden beast in the starry firmament is a stunning thing

[woven oasis]

Sussy

[agile sigil]

May chaos take the world

[swift loom]

The end goal being turning miquella into a full on god, with mohg as his consort iirc

[left ridge]

I would love if there were some conclusion to this in DLC. Like, is Miquella dead now or? Same thing with Godwyn, I want to see a Prince of Death storyline

[torn crane]

my eyes

[agile sigil]

The best ending

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[swift rain]

“Tarnished, if you’re lost, why don’t you start out by finding some maidens. Stupid weeaboo wearing aah. When’s the last time you took a shower with yo dirty helmet wearin aah. Weird aah cargo shorts yo momma gave you.
Look, what I’m trying to say is, your fit, is mid. And you get zero maidens.
Fup outta my sight befo I have to look at those stank aah vans again.” -White mask varre

[stable lily]

E girls or i ladies

[swift rain]

Lunar princess ranni

[stable lily]

No chose from the options

Pweeease

[swift rain]

E rannis

[stable lily]

Ok thank you

[swift rain]

I am a simp for ranni

[swift rain]

For lady ranni

[stable lily]

What do you pick, E-girls or i-ladies

[grand summit]

Godrick the Grafted

[gleaming delta]

Nice choice

[grand summit]

I spot another Midir enjoyer

[gleaming delta]

Honestly wasn't expecting that, but fair enough you have a point

[gleaming delta]

Not enjoyer, but a simp

[grand summit]

Same difference

[stable lily]

Does anyone know what an i lady is, just for an experiment?

[gleaming delta]

No I dont know

[gleaming delta]

Nope

[unborn bloom]

Shut up

[gleaming delta]

Noooo why?

[unborn bloom]

I lay dees balls on your forehead

Lol I'm joking

[gleaming delta]

Nice

[grand summit]

My reaction to that

[unborn bloom]

Damn if you did that would just be sad

[frigid tapir]

Does anyone have the mohg do you know Candice meme, im too bored to go to ytmp4

[grand summit]

right here good sir

[gleaming delta]

who is the one on the left

[frigid tapir]

Thank you very much

[grand summit]

Hyetta

[gleaming delta]

she wants chaos?

[grand summit]

Ayuh

[vivid oar]

That's the most powerful sorcerer in PvE, the most powerful in PvE would have Stars of Ruin along with the SoR hat

[agile sigil]

Elden stars do the job

[vivid oar]

Those are easily dodgable since they move in more of a straight line, SoR is literally flexible auto aiming beams of magic that just endlessly flood out, even the best dodger takes at least a bit of damage from it

[agile sigil]

Shrimps are literally snipers

[neat hill]

can confirm

[agile sigil]

Very based

[pastel sorrel]

just seen this "beautiful" sight now

[raven mural]

What am I looking at?

I have a feeling you were waiting for someone to ask that

Donkey Kong car

[pastel sorrel]

shrimps

[raven mural]

[slender mountain]

Chadagon

[brazen copper]

quite

[agile sigil]

Yes indeed

Dang 😬

[opaque marsh]

Skill issue

[slender mountain]

:0

[agile sigil]

Imagine breaking an expensive keyboard. If I ever get pissed off I don't want to break my controller cuz they are expensive

[gleaming delta]

Spiners

[last roost]

He forgot to turn his bodycam off before he destroyed his setup 😂

[agile sigil]

I know Spanish so I know what it means

[fair latch]

Elden mid

[loud pilot]

Just put holy grease on giant crusher/lordsworn greatsword

[agile sigil]

Everyone is guilty of stolen memes

Same

[analog saffron]

beating a boss

[agile sigil]

Accurate

[raven mural]

Irl hollows

[analog saffron]

I’m coming for you

[cerulean mortar]

Bro’s waddling over for that miquellussy

[astral flare]

I am disgusted by what you just said

[neat ridge]

miquella is like 5 years old

[dreamy wadi]

I think he’s just cursed with eternal youth.

Meaning he just has the body of a 5 year old

[gleaming delta]

You'll get people saying "he's technically not a child he's like a thousand years old"

LITERALLY AS IM TYPING IT SOMEONE DOES IT

Doesn't mean nothing it's still the body of a child that's messed up if you sexualize him or think he's attractive in a childs body

[dull slate]

^

[fluid rune]

This is just the “anime girl is 10000 years old” argument all over again

[gleaming delta]

I will always tell them they're wrong because it's disgusting to me sorri

[dull slate]

The savior of #elden-fun

[left ridge]

I don’t get why people say it considering Mohg wasn’t actually trying to do anything like that with him

Like what do you gain by saying “well actually he’s really old”

[dull slate]

Pretty sure Mohg tried to make Miquella his consort

[gleaming delta]

Ik in the lore mohg had no intention of doing anything sexual it's when others hint at it and think it's funny or think it's okay

I still think mohg is pretty icky for it but it's mostly the fanbase I have a problem with for thinking it's fine for that kinda thing to happen because "he's technically not a child"

[quartz wind]

Homeboy

[ripe flower]

This poor soul has clearly strayed from the ways of our lord 🙏

[neat ridge]

miquella was the most mature of all tho

or that i've heard, maybe it's wrong but seems logical

[ripe flower]

Where does it say he is the most mature???

[silent rover]

Spoiler for morbuis

[leaden flume]

omg

[silent rover]

Absolutely horrific right?

[leaden flume]

sadly yes

[silent rover]

Btw is it bad that I want to meet the person who did the mohg impression and give him a handshake?

[silent rover]

Well I mean,that's also his wife soo?

[gleaming delta]

He seems alright with it

Literally

In the lore didn't she banish him with all the tarnished? Like he has reason to not care lol

Im not invested enough to remember all the lore or anything so idk if that's true

[dim flicker]

she took the grace in the divorce

[gleaming delta]

Smh

[ripe flower]

No joke these eggs where damn good

[civic scaffold]

def warm

[harsh ocean]

See, the surrounding area is rather humid*, (Stormvail, Weeping, and Mistwood) but many of the creatures in Caelid can also be found in the cold areas of the game. Which includes the birbs, dogs, and the giants’ skulls

[ripe flower]

I bet stormveil is cold due to wind chill

[pseudo venture]

Definitely

Is the scarlot Rot geysers hot or cold

[ripe flower]

i would imagine they are caused by pressure so i would say hot

[pseudo venture]

Why isn’t the snow around the fire giant melted

Or the forge

[ripe flower]

the fire is pretty far away from the snow if i remember correctly

[pseudo venture]

Yea but the fire giant is fire and shoots it at you it could just snow a lot or something

[ripe flower]

(or the devs didnt feel the need to make the snow melt when you use fire based attacks)

[pseudo venture]

Yea

[idle dagger]

tortoise

[slate pumice]

Souls players after realizing you didn't beat the game with an un-upgraded club:

[wheat bay]

That escalated very quickly

[stable lily]

Instead of waiting around for months how about malenia goes out and looks for her brother, instead of getting her a$$ kicked by a dude with a pot on his head

And instead of sitting in a tree she can go kill the stupid trident man and get her brother back

Talk about “I have never known defeat” meanwhile mohg is doing, lord knows what to her brother

[dull slate]

Someone didnt pay attention to the lore lol

[stable lily]

I know the lore I’m just $hitposting lol

[blazing coyote]

bro was about to cry😭

[opaque marsh]

Rip indeed

[pseudo venture]

Did he actually die?

[gleaming delta]

Check his latest vid

[brazen copper]

cancer

[timid jetty]

mhmm

[pseudo venture]

I just watched the video ☹️

[steady totem]

😔

[gleaming delta]

Kill him

Join the Rat King Covenant.

[pseudo venture]

Giant rat best summon

[gleaming delta]

[burnt plover]

Now I'm wondering what a rat build would use.

[ripe flower]

rat-type weapons probably

[amber badge]

This ended as expected.... Network connection error thanks from soft servers

[pseudo venture]

There’s Rat weapons

[cerulean mortar]

Nah it says he tried to share his bloody bed chamber in some item description

[cerulean mortar]

Remembrance I think

[amber badge]

It is i

[gleaming delta]

She literally just abandons everything L Ranni

[marsh tulip]

Lanni

[vivid oar]

"It's the same picture"

[gleaming delta]

I have a feeling hogwarts legacy will be trash but I hope not

[tacit thicket]

It will be, trust me

[bold kindle]

Hello everyone! New to the server. Finally got the game. I got into NG+ on the cracked one, but I really missed the multiplayer and the pvp so I'm gonna spend some proper fun now, at last I could afford to buy it. Just started playing still lvl 1, so c u all in game eventually! Bumped 1 boost on the server for good start and nice to meet you all. Dunno which channel was the proper one for this message, I hope I choose the right one. Cheers fellow tarnished!

[vivid oar]

👋

[loud pilot]

🫵🌞

[sacred apex]

I just realized Margit is smacking you with the Giant-Crusher

[ashen bloom]

… did other people not like gold hat man?

[ashen bloom]

Me when I see a faith and int spell

[raven mural]

Ranni: Muh Freedom!!!
Indirectly causes everything to happen in Elden Ring

[carmine badge]

that one made me chuckle a bit

[mellow pulsar]

Best one yet lol 😂

[lapis shore]

Gods clash

[swift rain]

Insert runes of select payment type

[livid zenith]

Good meme

[frozen anchor]

My man is Local Yharnam Doctor

[cunning granite]

You caught me at "let them go into the wild."

[frozen anchor]

💀

[fluid rune]

Gah damn is that real??

[frozen anchor]

Probably yes

[fluid rune]

[lusty cedar]

One of Let Me Solo Her's few failures 😞

[raven mural]

0 easy modes when you can summon help for everything? Sekiro is the only one you truly have to git gud at.

And maybe Demon Souls. I never played Demon Souls...

[cerulean mortar]

nah demon’s souls still has summoning, harder than some fromsoft games unless you use magic tho

[plain crypt]

Giantdad stomps

[subtle pine]

Pov: You are a godskin noble

[sharp portal]

Why did black knife assassins attack them

[sick tinsel]

Looked at some reuploads on YouTube, and it looks like he just takes lesser known species and calls them "spliced animals"

Plus if he's splicing DNA (which is notoriously impossible) there's a HELL of a lot better things he could be doing

literally this panel lol

[vivid oar]

I heard somewhere that they're basically just hitmen for hire during our playthroughs. The thing is, Ranni instructed them during the Night of the Black Knives, which originally made me think that she once again instructed the Black Knives in an attempt to cover up her tracks (similar to how she killed her own body to cover up that she was the plotter of the death of Godwyn). That was just my very first take on it though

[sick tinsel]

The perfect creature

[sharp portal]

I thought ranni killed herself to sever her connection to the two fingers

[vivid oar]

Well it was that too but I thought something also said that it was the reason why no one was ever able to solve the NotBK. I might remember incorrectly though

[sharp portal]

Also thought that killing herself was the point of stealing destined death and I actually wonder why they’d kill godwyn

I think they needed to split the death so it wouldn’t fully kill ranni and they just choose godwyn to kinda split it or something

[idle dagger]

Lobster moth

[vivid oar]

She stole Destined Death before killing herself. You're right about her killing her body to sever her connection with the Fingers, though. The way it worked is that when a demigod dies, their body and soul die at the same time. However, Ranni planned to get around this by having her body die at the same moment Godwyn's soul died. A body and soul would still die at the same moment, but this would allow Ranni's soul to take up a new vessel. As far as why they chose Godwyn, the whole plot was to bring about the downfall of the Golden Order, and Godwyn was very close to Marika. He was probably chosen because his death would be super impactful on Marika, pushing her to shatter the Ring

[tribal owl]

how many thousand of tarnished have you massacred with a meteorite?

[woven oasis]

13.4 million tarnished have been slain

[gleaming delta]

Nahh caelid is Australia

[grand summit]

Mogh fans when you tell them Mogh touches children

[dreamy wadi]

Mogh fans exist?

[pseudo venture]

I only did rannis ending for plat

[grand summit]

Yes, they're in denial about mogh being a child moleste

[gleaming delta]

^pretty much

[coarse lance]

yeah isn't he like, married to a child

[worldly otter]

Only by law

[grand summit]

Yessir

[coarse lance]

yikes

[worldly otter]

In reality there's nothing actually sussy going on there

Also why does slow mode exist man 🤢

[grand summit]

^^^^^ Guys look, it's a Mogh fan in the wild

[coarse lance]

idk man, I think mohg might like to rail children

[worldly otter]

Bruh

[vivid oar]

Drip > Stats

[stray marlin]

dancer something else 😳

[grand summit]

😏

[worldly otter]

Your pp is too small

Cry about it

[stray marlin]

enough to satisfy your mom and sister

[worldly otter]

First off necrophilia ain't cool 🤨

Second off that was a joke to scare you

My mammy is ok

My sister is non existent

[worldly otter]

Must be miniature dolls then

[stray marlin]

i’ll make u one

[worldly otter]

You'd do that fairly quick I'd say

[stray marlin]

who r u

[vivid oar]

That little kid is vibing hard

[potent whale]

melina simp gave up...

[stray marlin]

nah it’s just i have a lot of nsfw videos so i gotta look carefully

[opaque marsh]

I don't need a spider butterfly I'll do just fine without them

[stray marlin]

this ain’t ban worthy 😤

[stone patio]

what uh
what did i miss exactly?

[potent whale]

funny

[gleaming delta]

Wait, so that is an hybrid?
Is real or fake?

[lament dirge]

edge,
lord

[gleaming delta]

Fake

[sharp portal]

What

[vivid oar]

I think it's talking about what key opens the map, I might be wrong though

[raven mural]

A Hunter is a Hunter, even in the Lands Between

[alpine vigil]

Words of Nicolas Tesla

[dreamy wadi]

His remembrance says he offered Miquella his “Bloody Bedchamber”

What else could that mean?

[worldly otter]

He offers him shelter

[dreamy wadi]

…after he stole him?

[lament dirge]

I spy a mohg malder

[echo ginkgo]

ew who tf used mouse and keyboard 🤢

[vivid oar]

I asked my friend who just got the game and refuses to use controller the same thing, he said he'd rather rage on and possibly break his keyboard than possibly break his $50 controller

[quasi plaza]

Damn

[analog saffron]

I’m going

[dim portal]

tf

[worldly otter]

The smartest thing alive ladies and gentlemen

[lapis flame]

What happened to the people in the lands between

[gleaming delta]

I don’t get it?

[acoustic phoenix]

Diabetes.

It'll happen to you too if you keep chugging all that Erdtree Syrup...

[dreamy wadi]

Too much life? I believe that’s what happened with the nobles and the peasants who look like zombies

[burnt plover]

Rune of Death gone. Nobody can die naturally.

[remote moat]

Game states explicitlt that Mogh took Miquella "as his consort"

[livid zenith]

I want my good eyes back.

[steady totem]

Lore accurate

[grand summit]

I gotchu

[gleaming delta]

Good meme

[true quail]

Quieres?

[grand summit]

thanks, I made it in 30 seconds

[opaque marsh]

DOG

[dull slate]

Kill it

[tribal owl]

no

[dreamy wadi]

Likely dog, but god!

[glacial sand]

Hello again, brave tarnished

[glacial sand]

Manga artist being not so subtle about how much time he's spent playing elden ring

[scenic mauve]

imagine if this was made by the feds 😭

[cedar trout]

Everything in the internet is made feds, paid shills and bots doesn't matter

[grand summit]

Mogh sees a child.mp3

[livid zenith]

Yo Mr White, delet dis.

[sharp portal]

Jesse I have become South America

[dreamy wadi]

Blaidd is literally just Berserk Legoshi

[scenic mauve]

this is actually really cool who made this

[sharp portal]

Idk but you pinged the wrong message

[sharp portal]

I think the video stuff is from a movie but I might be wrong

[vivid oar]

Dear Marika, I hope these directions are incorrect

[fluid rune]

Knack 3? 👀👀

[slender mountain]

Knack 3

[fluid rune]

Oh yeah baybee😎

[gleaming delta]

Oh god, glad to hear that

👍

[gleaming delta]

This yo dad?

I apologize for this immature joke.

[west swift]

Didn't work

[gleaming delta]

Does the dragon in fort faroth respawn ?

[loud pilot]

🫵🌞🫳

[cobalt flicker]

Dross link

[brazen copper]

"I aint the same man I was 60 seconds ago"

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[agile sigil]

Lmao

[agile sigil]

Real

[neon idol]

this shi had me giggling bro

[pseudo venture]

Lmao

[opaque agate]

[]

[agile sigil]

Fr

[gleaming delta]

GadDAM 😍🥵

[daring robin]

Oh no

[gleaming delta]

Good insurance ad

[hollow snow]

damn thats great art

[wooden sandal]

Hell yes

[uncut oriole]

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do

[stuck fog]

Frenzied Flame Village mf's when you walk in

[left ridge]

You’re a big lord

[iron shale]

Jesse

We’ve got to farm runes

[green pulsar]

how much he's read berserk you mean...?

[grand summit]

congratulations, you missed the joke 🤝

[uncut oriole]

I did this for 9 play throughs and it worked

[smoky vale]

LOL

[green pulsar]

good.

[grand forum]

Hehe

[lament dirge]

terribly out of sync
you have to start the lyrics like 30 seconds in

[earnest stone]

i still did it

fk yo out of tune shi rub rub

[manic lynx]

: )

[scenic mauve]

monke

[light river]

saying that like its a bad thing

[split raft]

I don't get this joke but I would like to

[long oriole]

There's a dude on the cover

[gleaming delta]

Meme

[cobalt flicker]

Indeed

[dreamy wadi]

Why is it always sadness?

[true quail]

ah, a fellow int user

[livid zenith]

Lord... Forgive me for what I'm about to do...

[coarse lance]

level 1 run in elden ring sounds like actual ballocks

[livid zenith]

It's so fun! Until it isn't.

[coarse lance]

just like a fists only run

[cerulean mortar]

fists only is worse, level 1 you still get serpent hunter spear and some other stuff, fists just sucks

[gleaming delta]

Albinauric village :

[slender mountain]

ideal male living space

[hybrid leaf]

Kirby? Real men order a copy of super mario galaxy

[dapper torrent]

Agreed

[cobalt flicker]

Ds1 fists only is fun

[dreamy wadi]

For a moment there I thought you meant fist weapons only, but yeah a no weapons run would pretty much suck

[granite gate]

How do I post funny 😭

[gleaming delta]

Where do u sleep?

[split raft]

Hey im trying to figure out which specific hyperlinks arent allowed in certain channels, because it seems like youtube links are a nogo, and so are most of the screenshots i try to post, everything is always elden ring related so if anybody knows the deets pls lmk with an @ or dm

[grand summit]

on the tv

[slender mountain]

in Yharnam

[dreamy wadi]

I thought we fought to stand before the Elden Ring and become Elden Lord

[lapis flame]

Gotta be alive for that

[dreamy wadi]

Don’t you have to be alive for the other two things tho

[lapis flame]

Yeah

In the other games you are a powerful person

[viscid drift]

Use to troll bow builds

[gleaming crescent]

My brother in christ you kill God in Elden Bing

[viscid drift]

I require a nest, furnature everywhere, chairs that I don’t even sit in, they are just there to fill space and look nice

[gleaming delta]

You kill God in a lot of JRPG's.

[gleaming crescent]

Cuz the protagonist in most JRPGs are girlbosses

[gleaming delta]

And you're not a girlboss in Elden Ring?

[dreamy wadi]

Depends on the character you make

[viscid drift]

Girlboss minus the girl, just femboy boss

But only if you do the goldmask ending, that’s the only valid one

Macaroon

[gleaming delta]

Macaroon.

[uncut oriole]

Macaroon-

[gleaming delta]

Macaroon

[lapis flame]

After getting strong

[crude smelt]

oh

[still nacelle]

wheres my macaroon? 😦

[twin sequoia]

anyways macaroons suck

[viscid drift]

You broke the macaroon cycle, shame on you

[still nacelle]

macaroons forever 😔✊

[viscid drift]

I killed morgott and Rogier is still alive

About to fight fire giant, rogier is simply immortal now. This is good

[still nacelle]

immortal rogier

[gleaming delta]

That's good. Rogier is a precious bean and he must be protected.

[viscid drift]

Not sure what makes him die, usually he dies when I go to Altus

He’s still immobile though, and kinda sad

[hidden oracle]

Anyone got bolt of gransax

[analog saffron]

the man above is a loser

[prime badger]

Old age

[analog saffron]

only a man with no maidens would ask that

miq

[plush mountain]

damn

[glacial sand]

Mogh's walk probably would look appropriately silly without his robes thanks to how he's built

[plush mountain]

Man is he ruthless

[agile sigil]

Yes

[gleaming crescent]

get strong, heal your wounds. Then we'll settle the matter.

[agile sigil]

Dragonlord Placidusax coming down on that cloud like

[agile sigil]

He do be doing that

[tribal owl]

repost on gods sake

[analog saffron]

epic theme

[green pulsar]

lol its true though elden ring punishes good pcs

[analog saffron]

I play on xbox

[green pulsar]

then you are punishing yourself

[fringe wind]

turns out you can put stains of time over any boss and it will fit, like moreso than every other mgr song except maybe red sun

[glacial sand]

Somehow, turning off the steam overlay was enough to make the game stop spazzing out and dropping the FPS below 30, just for me. I loved the invisible enemies in Limgrave because the game for some reason just stops rendering them when your FPS goes too low

[visual bone]

L pc players lmao

[cerulean mortar]

and yet the Fromsoft games are still infinitesimally objectively and subjectively better than every CoD game ever made

[wheat bay]

Ikr

[eager stream]

Thats the joke congrats

[viscid drift]

Stop, You can’t do this to me

[grand summit]

bro this is from 2 months ago

[remote locust]

"avante-garde" doesnt belong anywhere on the same planet as a call of duty game, even if it is just a meme lmfao

[viscid drift]

Me preparing to cast law of regression

[eager stream]

They made a very avante-garde move in black ops cold war by having the campaign for the game only be 5 minutes long

[remote locust]

lmfao

[slate pumice]

Sometimes I get these embarrassingly low-effort articles recommended to me and they never cease to amaze me with how ass they are

I can't help but click on it and laugh at the seemingly ai generated paragraphs, these people should be ashamed

[mossy eagle]

I know, just wanted to use the gif

[willow surge]

I did

[vivid oar]

He made me lose $20 in a bet 😔

[safe tapir]

I apologize

[vivid oar]

You don't have to apologize, my previously-favorite homeless guy needs to apologize

[safe tapir]

I apologize on his behalf

[vivid oar]

Truly saintly of you to do that, since he can't talk right now thanks to his stab wounds

[gleaming delta]

Doing stuff on beaches with a magic build feeling like

[subtle pine]

Anime fans when the animated good guy beats the animated bad guy in a animated fight in a animated location

[grand summit]

an* animated fight in an* animated location

[worldly otter]

Gar

[agile ermine]

Me and my friend were luring invaders and we kept killing this one guy, and he got so angry he made this sign

[kind whale]

I played the game on release day and in the first spawn area there was a message with maxxed out approvals. I think it was 999999

[worldly otter]

What did it say

[kind whale]

I remember it being something either motivational or a message to hype players up. But it was not try finger but hole

[worldly otter]

Shoulda been

[kind whale]

Slow mode moment

[opaque marsh]

Yeah I found a message in stormveil with the max and all it said was "pickle"

[cerulean mortar]

I’m a fan of the “try dual wielding” message in front of the two armor sets in the roundtable personally

[sharp portal]

“No two handing ahead, seek god”

[dreamy wadi]

If only I had a giant…but hole!

[vivid oar]

fort,
night

[stone patio]

try pickle

[gleaming delta]

This one caught me off guard.

[river rune]

now that's a plot twist

[tall mauve]

she aint touching fingers no more

[river rune]

she wants to stop a genocide?

[gleaming delta]

barry age 54

[pure loom]

He dies when you go to Caria Manor, the truth they don't want you to know is that's Ranni using her psychic 5G mind beams to kill Rogier that woman cannot be trusted

[quick oak]

bro why is marika caked up like this? this is unedited.⬇️⬇️

[finite crane]

you sure it aint radagon's ass?

[quick oak]

nah bruh the blonde hair. def marika. or maybe they have the same ass.

[gilded flame]

int build mfs when i pull out my handgun and blow their brains out

[vivid oar]

Baby's first Souls game

[vivid oar]

We prefer the term "pocket sand"

[viscid drift]

ganking invaders or fighting fairly?

[dreamy wadi]

Clever

Why isn’t it possible?

[vivid oar]

Maybe the Greater Will (which is over the Two Fingers) doesn't count as an Outer God? Isn't the Erdtree like a physical form of the Greater Will? And the Erdtree is in the Lands Between, meaning it's not Outer

[left ridge]

the Greater Will is an outer god

[remote locust]

HONESTLY, my poor blaidd deserved better we should have been able to save him

[dreamy wadi]

I’m hoping and praying and coping for DLC that gives us this option

[vivid oar]

You can, just don't go back to the tower and he lives

[remote locust]

but he lives as a mindless murder robot 😦

[vivid oar]

Sounds like his problem 😉

[left ridge]

just don't get engaged to Ranni

[remote locust]

my poor little mangy fleabag

[vivid oar]

Lol that's not the type of thing I see DLC doing, it's so random and why would DLC add a relatively meaningless option to an already completed quest?

[dreamy wadi]

It has meaning to me

[gleaming delta]

Wtf

Mods? People are posting weird stuff again...

😳

[vivid oar]

Someone called the Three Fingers, this channel must be cleansed

[gleaming delta]

Call in an Exterminatus. Glass everything.

[split scarab]

Send link as proof

[muted tartan]

Hell naw bruh are you trying to get hacked

Lmao

[viscid drift]

time to make a greatsword build

[gleaming delta]

Colossal Weapon builds will do this and tell you dex is ghey.

[split scarab]

Well ya done went and deleted all my memes lmfao

Its ok the booty lives on

[gleaming delta]

In our hearts, and in our souls. STR > DEX, for now and for ever.

[split scarab]

I was warned and told not to dump random memes lol mods crack me up. The lewd crazy crap ive seen in this server get left for days

[viscid drift]

the elden booty

[gleaming delta]

try finger
but hole

[viscid drift]

offer hole
but be wary of giant sort

[gleaming delta]

seek pickle

[viscid drift]

unfathomably based goldmask

[split scarab]

"Elden related only"

[gleaming delta]

"I'm not having a lot of fun cleaning up Caelid content... Maybe I'll work on Ranni's questline a bit? Change of scenery..."

Do not the silly little creature

[viscid drift]

me reading the messages around Blaidd

[viscid drift]

ive seen this somewhere before...

[gleaming delta]

seek lover
but be wary of giant sort

[viscid drift]

i may or may not be writing 90% of them

[gleaming delta]

I'm writing the other 10%

[viscid drift]

it gives me so many appraisals, infinite healing

[dawn herald]

We lost a real one.

[viscid drift]

He also instantly mohged miquella

[bleak berry]

So much moghing so little time

[viscid drift]

consumed by the bots

[gleaming delta]

POV: It's Mohging Time

[viscid drift]

id be mohged by mohg, 10/10

[bleak berry]

Mohg milk

[viscid drift]

i mean, mohg did kidnapp miquella but at least miquella was a legal adult

[viscid drift]

noooo

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd probably be a stimky boi though. The Lands Between strikes me as a dirty place.

[split scarab]

Is an adult trapped in a childs body really a legal adult tho. Sounds like some anime logic

[bleak berry]

Insane bois get the tarnished hose

[gleaming delta]

If people can simp for Rotussy then I can simp for Blaidd.

[viscid drift]

well at least the egg worked and now hes a full adult, now mohg's only problems are sexual assult and incest

[viscid drift]

Malikussy

[fresh seal]

Here bros

[bleak berry]

Not familiar with this substance

[gleaming delta]

The Armor Polish?

[viscid drift]

we get to wash blaidd?

[viscid drift]

this seems like a questionable situation

[gleaming delta]

Scrub a dub dub~

[bleak berry]

Oh my

[viscid drift]

destined dussy got me acting unwise

[vivid oar]

Perfect

[fresh seal]

only one way to find out

[gleaming delta]

The isolated merchant in the middle of Dragonbarrow has the audacity to complain about how few customers he gets.

[viscid drift]

wash blaidd or die trying, he might bite my hand off

[fresh seal]

Worth 👍

[gleaming delta]

When Blaidd goes mad and he does that glomp attack on you~

[viscid drift]

glomp attack? my brother in grace what mod are you using?

[gleaming delta]

I don't mod my game. He pounces, you fall to the ground, and he straight up noms on you?

[viscid drift]

its missing something

[viscid drift]

i must have missed that, was too busy having solaire death flashbacks

[remote locust]

he looks so dirty, i love him so much

[gleaming delta]

Mods should be able to dole out Maidenless roles when we get simpy here.

[viscid drift]

when do we get to play the blaidd grab attack without taking damage? blaidd friendly wrestling match when

[viscid drift]

horoh loux organizes the lands between WWE

[remote locust]

truly

[gleaming delta]

Horoh Loux comes at you with a third phase with a steel chair.

[viscid drift]

you get a mod that lets you pet blaidd but every boss fight also has one runebear or royal revenant added into the room

[viscid drift]

saw that already...somewhere

[gleaming delta]

In your dreams?

[remote locust]

blaidd my beloved

[split scarab]

This chat is nothing but reposts for the last 3 months calm yourseld

[viscid drift]

if only it were that simple

[gleaming delta]

Meme boards would be dead if we didn't rehash the same jokes over and over again.

[gleaming delta]

Chadan unironically super handsome, no shame.

[viscid drift]

blaidd can be weaponized against chadahn

[split scarab]

Looks like someone that could slaughter many in a battle then raise the kids

[remote locust]

blaidd destroying radahn during the festival while i run around in the background on torrent lol

[gleaming delta]

Me, Alexander, and Blaidd on our way to wreck Radhan.

[viscid drift]

and sempiternal is here

[vivid oar]

Let's be honest, Alexander does most of the heavy hitting in that fight 💪

[gleaming delta]

Alexander the true hero in Elden Ring.

[ocean island]

am I ever not?

[viscid drift]

he never sleeps, you summoned him from the warp by talking about chadahn

[ocean island]

[vivid oar]

Sir please see your family, it's been months. The Discord can go a few hours without your protection

[ocean island]

[viscid drift]

saw someone with your same pfp make a comment on a youtube video, sempiternal youtube account discovered?

[gleaming delta]

Sorry sweaty, but Discord Admin is a real job and a real important job. 💅

[ocean island]

I only go by sempiternal on disc

that's a lie, steam too

[split scarab]

Lotta simps out there

[viscid drift]

wheres the profile picture from

[ocean island]

the video of shadow moses by bring me the horizon

which has the lyrics this is sempiternal

hence the name & the pfp

[viscid drift]

Curious

[ocean island]

my name isn't Eddie

[viscid drift]

must be one of those fabled simp eternals

[viscid drift]

thats what you would say if your name were Eddie

[gleaming delta]

Do you prefer Edward then? Or just Ed?

[split scarab]

Edmodous

[viscid drift]

you sure this isnt you?

this is clearly Eddie, from the hit game El Eld and Elden

[mild stratus]

Endymussy

[steel pewter]

Elden ring cat

[coarse lance]

dog ahead, therefore brief respite

[gleaming crescent]

Elden Ring players trying to resist calling a random animal a dog

[barren osprey]

You can't stop me, dog

[sonic night]

Most likely dog.

[gleaming delta]

Praise the dog

[cobalt flicker]

Radhan ride funny dog

[quick oak]

From has no right making marika this thicc

[uncut parcel]

That primordial crucible tho

[worldly otter]

I may not have a doctor's license but I'm about to perform a vasectomy

And I may not be the Dung Eater but I'm about to defile a bastard

[dawn herald]

😩😩😩

wait how do i get rid of attachments but not the text

[twin sequoia]

you👃 🪵

[quick oak]

im abt to get into some devious activities w marika

[raven mural]

Ranni fans

[north scaffold]

Melina fans

[grand summit]

literally anyone with a waifu fans

[viscid drift]

No match for radagussy

Only a fool would choose marika over Radagon

[cerulean mortar]

Only a fool would choose any waifu over The Loathsome Dung Eater

[wheat kindle]

Someone should make a mod where melina rides on the horse with you

[split scarab]

"Someone should make a mod where you ride melina like a horse"