elden-fun

[vivid oar]

Okay, thanks. Just need to get the Egg Beater legendary armament so I can crack that egg open now

[lament adder]

[true quail]

#984356506680041492

If you need more beaters to crack those eggs

Deleted for not being Last Christmas

[bitter prism]

No, Scheherazade is right, it's cause it wasn't Last Christmas 😔

[true quail]

I love the bot capslock-checking unfunny people it's really one of my favorite things to see

[analog saffron]

Tell me.

[true quail]

preceptor's big hat, carian knight (altered), hoslow's gauntlets, blaidd's greaves

[mild sinew]

Is there an option to marry you

[bitter prism]

I'm already engaged, so I'm afraid not

[mild sinew]

That’s fine what’s your fiancé name I’ll write it in my death note

[bitter prism]

[lament adder]

Damn Daniel

[true quail]

Based threatening the loved ones of internet strangers

[jade fern]

Literally the best addition in 1.05

[vivid oar]

One of the best QoL changes we've gotten so far, although having the husk store carry over has gotta be the best

[jade fern]

True, true, it's a contender

[analog saffron]

I’m gonna get the bull goat armor and 2 fingerprint stone shields.

[vivid oar]

How do you get the Fingerprint shield? I have the Fingerprint set but not a shield. Also the bullgoat set is just Patches' quest, right?

[analog saffron]

Bullgoat is patches, fingerprint I’m not so sure about.

[mild sinew]

I didn’t even know he had a quest

[jade fern]

The shield is in a ||hidden dungeon inside of a hidden dungeon below Leyndell||

[vivid oar]

Lol not strange and convoluted at all. ||Since it's below Leyndell, it's accessible before and after Ashen, right?||

[jade fern]

Yeah

[vivid oar]

K, I'll check it out when I reach Leyndell. Thanks

[jade fern]

np

[gleaming delta]

Chadahn

[analog saffron]

first it was ranni on a scooter, now it’s gigachad radahn

[jade fern]

bruh no gifs?

[ocean island]

Well I'm not sure what your tf2 heavy gif has to do with Elden ring/souls games anyway

[analog saffron]

are vergil memes allowed

[ocean island]

Elden Ring/Soulsborne related memes only

[analog saffron]

: (

at least I have

[gleaming delta]

e

[vivid oar]

a

[thorn frost]

why everyone spams this same pic over and over again

[gleaming delta]

Idk

[thorn frost]

sheeps

[tribal owl]

cause there arent any elden ring memes

[mild sinew]

You think radagon can be defeated with a shot gun

[tulip adder]

yes

[outer cargo]

Radagon doesn't hit legs 💀

[gleaming delta]

Omegapog

[midnight plaza]

Is your pfp a slime with a skelly?

[mild sinew]

Radagon is the ladies man probably he’s like 8’129

[analog saffron]

I take teachings from Mohg, Lord of Chads

[outer cargo]

tf

[obsidian lintel]

oh you like Miners

[obsidian lintel]

"..." only real ones know😔 💯

[true quail]

Not even kidding that's so good I didn't even notice it I'm so trained to Alt+f4 as soon as the bandai screen pops up

[languid zealot]

"noooo you can't like radahn he was holding back the stars preventing the destiny of the carian royal family from proceeding and stopping Ranni's goals from coming to fruition"

[mild sinew]

Delete this now

[vivid oar]

He was literally grasping hold of his own destiny, the stars control the family's destiny so he seized them and took control of his destiny, absolute Chad move. Ranni's a terrorist, her goals shouldn't true

[signal mango]

No Radahn ending though

[mild sinew]

Regular show predicted the future of elden ring

[true quail]

holding back the stars to avoid your destiny is actually the biggest cope of all

[fathom gorge]

Why are there so many chadahn pics, I wanted more memes 😩

[true quail]

Like just think about it for five seconds you are so malded about what you must inevitably do that you decide to literally pull down the stars in a vain attempt to prevent what will happen

[weak moon]

people think spam = funny

[signal mango]

Factual my brother in chaos

[vivid oar]

He didn't control the stars to avoid his destiny, he did it to control his own destiny. I agree with him, why the heck would I want something like stars to decide what my life is going to be?

[true quail]

How did the "controlling his own destiny" thing work out for him when the tarnished, as destined, came to kill him anyways?

[fathom gorge]

Lol

[true quail]

The last cope of a fading loser

Radahn is a complete and utter loser and that's why you guys identify so much with him

[gleaming delta]

Elden ring > Apex

[vivid oar]

He doesn't look up to a fursona, he looks up to Godfrey

[mild sinew]

Biggie smalls

[fathom gorge]

Who's stronger than radahn?

[mild sinew]

Biggie smalls

[signal mango]

Godfrey literally wears a lion on his shoulder AT ALL TIMES whenever anyone "sees" him as Godfrey and not horah loux, Dude is wearing a proto fursuit

[true quail]

A tarnished of no renown

[signal mango]

Alot of people apparently if some naked man with his bare hands can slap him

[vivid oar]

You can thank Malenia for that, literally gave him brain cancer by using her most powerful ability against a guy who was giving her the chance to walk away

[true quail]

Tarnished btfo Malenia and Morgott too by the transitive property they could easily handle full power radhan.

Considering both Malenia and Morgott btfo'd Radahn

[signal mango]

he still retains his "muscle memory" on how to fight, if he was sick he would be staggering, he's just more wild / even more powerful considering it might be a stimulant,

[true quail]

Stop simping bro he's a mid midgame boss

[weak moon]

emphasis on mid boss there

[vivid oar]

We do see him staggering in the pre fight cutscene, only reason he isn't during the fight is because he's riding his horse

[astral bolt]

stans father's ex-husband
learns gravity magic so he can still ride his horse
fights one of the hardest bosses in soulsborne history to a standstill
uses gravity magic AND star magic to hold back stars, likely to defend the lands between from aliens, holds it back even when driven insane
refuses to elaborate
dies to some sweaty NG+ player

[true quail]

The meteor attack is cool the first time but like I'm BEGGING people to get a personality and sense of humor besides cuckdahn

[vivid oar]

No, you Ranni simp

[true quail]

simping for a man

Happy pride

[mild sinew]

I’m sure radagon supports the lgbtq

[fathom gorge]

You'd rather simp for a woman?

[vivid oar]

I'm not gay cause I wouldn't have s3x with a dude, I just think Radahn is cool and respectable

[true quail]

He’s got dyed hair ofc he does

[signal mango]

he doesnt stagger during the entire fight, I think he just had the munchies and was falling to the VERY tiny person

[vivid oar]

His hair is naturally red, and he hates that

[hybrid leaf]

You don't want that

[astral bolt]

radagon 100% supports the lgbtq, mans autosexual

[true quail]

I’m trying so hard not to make an illegal joke rn

[hybrid leaf]

Radussy???

[fathom gorge]

Listen if RE's fan base is making Lady D lesbian, then we can say radagon is lgbtq++

[true quail]

Iykyk

[true quail]

Jerma dumpy

[loud pilot]

Radagon dummy thicc

Yeah but imagine him at his prime

[true quail]

🧐

[outer cargo]

Literally every character in Elden Ring except the player (potentially), Fia and the spirit tunning girl is deformed in some way

What gives

[echo ginkgo]

Boggarts deformity is that he’s bl- [connection interrupted]

[outer cargo]

Patches is bald that counts as deformed in my book

[gleaming delta]

I miss the old #elden-fun

[idle dagger]

I farted

[loud pilot]

👍

[gleaming delta]

Ok? Cope?

💀💀

[mild sinew]

Me spawning summons to do all the work while I just sit in the back

[gleaming delta]

You say uwu unironically

[echo ginkgo]

🫣

[bitter prism]

[echo ginkgo]

@gleaming delta

[gleaming delta]

Incredible

[main herald]

[echo ginkgo]

keep posting it bro eventually it will be funny

[outer cargo]

Yes

Deformed DNA

[mild sinew]

What

Bro that weapon look like it’s slow af

[pseudo venture]

How TF do u use that

[outer cargo]

Bald people go strength builds to cope

[echo ginkgo]

be cuter idk

[gleaming delta]

I feel like the mods are eventually gonna start banning people for posting general Chadahn

[outer cargo]

You'll forever be maidenless because you're lacking in the hair stat

[echo ginkgo]

Nobody playing Genshin impact is going outside and having fun

[outer cargo]

Also poor

[gleaming delta]

No one playing Genshin is going out because they can't afford clothes

[outer cargo]

Mikey jakson 😩

[outer cargo]

Mass producing with mematic 💀

He isn't telling you to post it tho 💀

Spain without the Spain

[mild sinew]

What so it’s just nothing

[outer cargo]

Utopia

[gleaming delta]

Just made this

[outer cargo]

My mother is cheating on me? I can't believe it

[main herald]

Giga chad

[mild sinew]

Nah not Jamaican radagon

[gleaming delta]

My Radahn is from humboldt county

[outer cargo]

Average strength user (left) vs average dexterity enjoyer (right)

Problem?

[mild sinew]

Mine is from Jamaica

[outer cargo]

Average radahan

[knotty star]

i have strength vigor and dext nearly maxed

[knotty star]

what does that make me

[gleaming delta]

Very much chad

[knotty star]

thank you

i dont use magic tho only incants

wasnt talking to you, your blocked already

[gleaming delta]

To you as well 🙌

[outer cargo]

Average chadhan poster

[echo ginkgo]

Strength users when the boss can’t be killed in three hits and they realize they actually have to dodge incoming attacks

Goddamn two in one day

[echo ginkgo]

@outer cargo come here bbg

[fossil hinge]

💀

Imagine if they add a helmet my pfp has rn 💀👌

[outer cargo]

Average arcane enjoyer

Soy is in your vocabulary bro 💀

[mild sinew]

“If it was me on the side walk you’d walk all over me but because The Wayne’s talked about them on TV they matter”

[knotty star]

nice self portrait

[knotty star]

id rather be a bird then be you

[outer cargo]

Radahan haters:

[knotty star]

too bad im not a hater

[outer cargo]

Eat friend and foe alike like a boss

[mild sinew]

Embed

[outer cargo]

Embed ur mom

[vivid oar]

That poor dog and child

[mild sinew]

Delete this

[vivid oar]

I second this motion

[timid trench]

Throwback to when my first dragon I'd fought unalived itself

[outer cargo]

He's not telling you to post it 😭
Read man read

[echo ginkgo]

🤓

[mild sinew]

You wasn’t supposed to see that

[outer cargo]

Abs?

[rich cape]

No, men

[vivid oar]

"go post that Radahn picture a million times in #elden-fun "

The "for all I care" is a prepositionatory phrase due to the use of "for" which is a preposition. While a prepositionatory phrase does add detail to a sentence, the sentence has the same overall meaning without the phrase. Therefore it is not necessary

[mild sinew]

🤨

[mild sinew]

American Christmas be like:

“Now I can get revenge on the bully’s “

[scenic mauve]

yes thank you

[mild sinew]

Ok

[scenic mauve]

In conclusion: stop complaining about Elden Ring difficulty if I can play it so can you

y'know what's actually difficult? Having a gf that loves you

[river lintel]

Maiden behavior detected

[lament adder]

True! This is hella hard!

[river lintel]

Damn bro

[mild sinew]

Vs

[fleet jetty]

Rivers of Blood invaded Fortnite...😳🤣

[outer cargo]

Finally some dexterity over monkey strenght

[mild sinew]

What have they done

[outer cargo]

you are soy

Malenia > Radahn

Radahn lost to a heavily disabled woman

[unique gazelle]

buttcrack hitter

[vivid oar]

This channel is such a joke

[outer cargo]

raiden (dexterity enjoyer) > armstrong (strenght soy)

[outer cargo]

Quandale Dingle

[unique gazelle]

i like faith build :D

ancient lightning is fun

[remote locust]

incantations genuinely most fun way to play the game

[unique gazelle]

indeed
lightning and the rings of light are my drug

[outer cargo]

how do people bother playing to NG+8 what's the point

[unique gazelle]

theres no bossrush :(

[broken sparrow]

senator is max on both stats

[zealous matrix]

Honestly I only plan on playing until I get every achievement.

Which'll unfortunately take awhile

[outer cargo]

The game is basically the exact same except a 2 min cutscene after 40 hours of playing

[sharp portal]

bragging rights

[zealous matrix]

^

[sharp portal]

ng+ 8 any enemy could probably kill you by breathing on you a little too hard

[outer cargo]

I'd die before I bragged about being on NG+8 💀

[sharp portal]

yeah

i'm trying to become a parry god on a new character i got which gives me the benefits of bragging rights without having to do 8 playthroughs

rivers of blood more like rivers of riposted

[broken sparrow]

launch cheat engine ER table.
change ng to +100
time saved 👍

[vivid oar]

Seems like Rya's kind of male

Weird but you do you ig

That's fair, only people who simp for Rya (and Blaidd for that matter) are furries who only like the characters 'cause they're anthropomorphic animals

[mild sinew]

You must’ve been there you know the whole lore

Nvm I wanna be the car

Did u divorce your ex wife because she’s the one who started the fire in the background

[rich cape]

Penid

[mild sinew]

Real giga chad move

[gleaming delta]

Seeing that image mirrored now is beyond cursed

[remote locust]

pain

[mild sinew]

Arcane dex users

[outer cargo]

Rotussy

[grim sedge]

Ah hell nah

Perma Scarlet rot

[outer cargo]

do you think it's like mold/mushroom rot or completely dead/sterile rot

[grim sedge]

Flame cleanse me time

[grim sedge]

Yes

[outer cargo]

Russy

[tacit thicket]

🗿

[idle dagger]

Gone

[grim sedge]

Better

[idle dagger]

🗿

[outer cargo]

still gonna complete his speech like a chad problem?

[grim sedge]

Nah, gonna grab him and frenzy his eyeballs out before he finishes his first sentence

[next abyss]

dog

[grim sedge]

Dog O‘ Dog

[outer cargo]

I told you Radahn

You couldn't handle that Malenia Rotussy

[weary trellis]

(this is ||almost|| how my tarnished looks like)

[obsidian lintel]

LOokin FResh

[outer cargo]

Pooooooooooot

[weary trellis]

reddit is like, way better than discord and you can even take the Elden Ring subreddit as an example

[outer cargo]

literally soy

[tribal owl]

i leveled dex to use weapons
is that okay

[brazen copper]

You cannot possibly be serious

[tribal owl]

i disagree

[outer cargo]

that's like saying fridge is better than phone tf

[weary trellis]

this channel is just a bunch of stuff from reddit

[tribal owl]

yeah thats true but this is way better than reddit for general discussion and other things like that

[dreamy venture]

Weakest faith user:

[brazen copper]

That's why 95% of it's content is terrible

[outer cargo]

weeb samurai fan vs chad vagabond enjoyer

[grim sedge]

Giga Chad Status

[weary trellis]

reddit doesn't have this stuff being spammed^
and that's like, so good

[dry gyro]

That guy wouldn't have run away from Radahn

[dreamy venture]

“Nice argument, Gideon, why don’t you back it up with a source?”

[outer cargo]

faster weapons are way more fun, but heavy knight is badass (we don't talk about disgusting mages)

[brazen copper]

It is spammed with low effort, unfunny memes in majority of the meme subs. Like, literally majority of them. Don't even get me started on the circlejerking and close-mindedness of the platform in general lmao

[outer cargo]

arguing with strangers on the internet 💀
imagine

[brazen copper]

Yknow what you right bruh ☠️

[grim sedge]

„Why yes, i use Melee.“

[tacit thicket]

Guys sempiternal is online, hide your funny memes

[outer cargo]

Prison, OH MY LORD, Reddit (in that order)

[worn crater]

that exact thing happened to me yesterday

[dapper gust]

Always check the bloodstains

[outer cargo]

When the chain up to the ||forge of the giants|| is full of bloodstains, how tf do you kill the ||fire giant|| but can't walk straight?

[sharp portal]

my controller stick be kinda bloopy and it sometimes gets me killed

[sharp portal]

elden west is not limgrave?

[outer cargo]

I mean...I did...several times

[sharp portal]

is undeath even canon in elden ring?

[dapper gust]

Imo caelid dogs are more annoying

[outer cargo]

1x smithing stone 2

[dapper gust]

1x rowa

[outer cargo]

I'd love to see the dung eater in action in 4k ultra graphics

[nova jolt]

I feel ya

[vivid oar]

Bro when are they gonna nerf scorpions? They've controlled the micro meta for way too long now

[outer cargo]

🤨

ur bald and short

also u need glasses

184 "tall" 💀

196

not even close, nba dudes have to be 210+

I'd catch it

cause I maxed out dexterity (all my other stats are 10)

sadly I'd get one-shot from the impact of the ball on my hand

[slate pumice]

Can FromSoft nerf Malenia? Her smile shines too bright, I can't see anything during combat and get distracted. There also seems to be a problem with her model, I lose focus easily as the longer the duration of the fight is, especially during the phase 2 transition and onwards.

[tiny haven]

Wait deadass

I'm going to explode lmao

[vivid oar]

(In response to the image) I legitimately wish they had given us a heads up on the bell bearing thing, my NG+ is pretty new, only 3 shardbearers have been killed so far. If they had told us what was coming I could've waited, it would've been like 1 week of waiting

[viscid drift]

Weakest Faith user

[viscid drift]

There are actual living skeletons

[sharp portal]

No I mean our characters ability to die and come back

[remote locust]

no

our character WAS resurrected when their Grace was returned, but they cannot keep coming back

[sharp portal]

In other games it was explained by like being undead or the hunter dream or that dragon blood stuff but elden rings isn’t explained very well if it has anything like that

[viscid drift]

Technically, it says in the trailer “ye will fight and ye will die in an unending curse”

[tribal owl]

thats actual nightmare fuel

[viscid drift]

Weakest int user

[slate pumice]

Based. Would be the best ending, Millicent is nice but she ends up dying, so we need this permanent solution.

[green pulsar]

Average Baki Character

[slate pumice]

Yeah I wish I knew this before going through like 3 separate journeys where I collected bell bearings 😅

[viscid drift]

The man in the picture is an actual person with the title of “world’s strongest priest”

[analog saffron]

The Wall

[weak moon]

please touch grass

[weak moon]

go outside. get some fresh air man, it really helps, trust

ill never recover. might as well retire.

[slate pumice]

Thanks awful Elden Ring automod for removing my message for absolutely no reason

[ocean island]

your alternative word for "maidenless" is a swear

[slate pumice]

I like the ending. We're no longer maidenless and no more outer gods. I just feel a little used

[ocean island]

Keep it ER/Souls related
@weak moon

[weak moon]

mb

[slate pumice]

Ah yes, I cannot say female dog in a server about an m rated game with gore, incest, the same level of swearing, etc.

[ocean island]

Them be the rules, I don't make them

[inland siren]

Is the silly creature Elden related

rip silly creature 2022-2022

[slate pumice]

I know semp, I know 🥲

[ocean island]

Don't post the sillycreature, post flying dragon agheel

[inland siren]

Aaah there it is

[oak trench]

[scenic mauve]

Just gonna leave this here

[fossil ridge]

...lol I mean...its a From Software game. Everything in their games is OP thats why we enjoy them so much.

[rich cape]

My mind has been corrupted so much I thought it was normal for Waltor to be in that image

[scenic mauve]

Fite me

[rich cape]

Have segs, have segs

[hot bough]

Me (A melee user) watching Godfrey start doing a combo more than 2 moves long

[prime wren]

Godfrey (an Elden ring boss) hearing someone making all sorts of whooshing noises behind the piss fog door

[hot bough]

Me (A discord user) watching someone else make a meme on Godfrey with the same video

[scenic mauve]

Yes it is (the bed isn't in frame)

[hot bough]

Me entering the arena for the 5th time just for Gideon to pull another random spell out of nowhere

[errant terrace]

woooowwwwww

[jaunty vine]

i beat radagon without taking any hit lol

[mild sinew]

The radagon cheese

[jaunty vine]

nah

it dont work with greatswords and i had full mana and full mana potions there so i didint used any enchant to cheesing and the steping right front of him dont work with greatswords

[dull scaffold]

Oh my god

[gleaming delta]

I don’t support the spam of this meme in general, but I like this one because I made it unique

[slate pumice]

"Radahn smokes the Marikas lettuce and accidentally releases the stars"

[gleaming delta]

Yessir 😤

[woven jewel]

elden ring

[civic scaffold]

ok ok I get it

[pulsar condor]

So I got a little mad at Draconic Tree Sentinel

[gleaming delta]

I’ve found yelling to be a more effective and less destructive way of releasing anger

[inland snow]

I don't blame you 😂

[pulsar condor]

I thought my brush was on a different part of my bed and not right next to me so I hit my bed and it broke in two

[timid trench]

Oh my God I felt the same way
I ended up rage hitting my desk

[vivid oar]

The Draconic Tree Sentinel in Farum Azula?

[little mulch]

Use sleep jars

[astral bolt]

chadahn nfts

[scenic mauve]

Ahh yes a fellow Godrick enjoyer

[gleaming delta]

Ima nft billionaire and stoned chadahn is my most valuable peice

[pulsar condor]

No, the one outside Leyndell its just that fight is my 2nd least favorite in the game besides Godskin Duo

[mild sinew]

He smoking dead ops

[gleaming delta]

Fr fr ong no cap son 🧢😤

[vivid oar]

Oh you're gonna hate the one in Farum Azula, you don't get Torrent or Spirit Ashes. Unless you have an Int build and can just Comet Azure the Draconic Sentinel in Farum, you're in for a bad time

[pulsar condor]

Yeah I cheesed that one for the armor

[vivid oar]

So you're in a NG+ then?

[pulsar condor]

No I made a new save entirely

[vivid oar]

Ah, got it

[gleaming delta]

Lesgoooooooo!! Loading times for us poor Xbox players have been absolutely abysmal, glad they fixed it

[gleaming delta]

High tier meme

[low canopy]

thanks!

[fleet nebula]

How do I get through this part?

[late warren]

amen to that

[viscid drift]

Use any fireball type spell and torrent

[cosmic sage]

I’d rather this be spammed than chadhan

[bitter vessel]

Me and Q posing whilst watching LTTS getting mollywhopped by malenia

[cosmic sage]

It’s really not all that funny

[tired pasture]

ur right

[tidal kestrel]

Pov you run skills/spells that inflict knockback on Haligtree

[vivid oar]

You may be right, but it constantly being reposted is basically a joke in this channel now. Also:

[cosmic sage]

I already know, and it’s kind of old.

[gleaming delta]

We must create more

Head

[candid narwhal]

Bro what is this 👽👽

[tired pasture]

🗿

[bright moon]

not enough thats what it is

[tired pasture]

worst channel 🥱🥱

[gleaming delta]

Nice

[vivid oar]

Glad I could contribute to Team Chadahn

[candid narwhal]

Tryina see if my profile change for my server name works

Word this works.

[vivid oar]

Because png

On it

[gleaming delta]

Agree

That made me chuckle

[vivid oar]

Gotta redo that, the lines didn't match up well

What do you think? Should I try again? If you look really, really closely you can see some problems with the combining, but are they minor enough to overlook or should I redo it?

[candid narwhal]

Gigadan

[gleaming delta]

Looks good

[vivid oar]

I've got an app for turning things into PNGs, I can clean up the edges of Chadahn head (at some point) if you want

[candid narwhal]

Imma dip my balls in some thousand island dressin, cuz i got depression.

Wish it was that easy to just keep going tbh 💀💀💀

Fair enough.

[remote locust]

i dont think thats very elden ring related

[mild sinew]

Christano Renardo

[vivid oar]

Got 1 head done

[mild sinew]

Nah us dex users have balls of steal

[dull slate]

My money is on the dex user, he'll win for sure

[inland snow]

Now that's a funny one 😂

[vivid oar]

Not a new one but I polished up the original Chadahn head

I should be able to make that, although Team Chadahn is gonna have to wait for any more Chadahn content from me, phone is dead and I'm tired

[tidal kestrel]

Meanwhile, people who just put EVERYTHING into Vigor are just recreating that one meme from MGR. The one that is just punching.

[inland snow]

Strength rules 💪💪

[winter bone]

Faith vs int as well

[outer cargo]

soy radahn

[gleaming delta]

(elden ring related because it shows how good the game balance is)

[outer cargo]

Dex user won 😎

[grim sedge]

Facts

[echo ginkgo]

The dex user won tho…

[inland snow]

Praise the invincibility frames 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[livid zenith]

Elden ring is full of intense, mechanically complex fights that require planning and precise accuracy to beat.

Me an intellectual: Ha you just press B at the right time

[void nova]

Doesn't that count for like every game ever? Just press certain buttons at the right time kek

[outer cargo]

man this guy just points at my head with his gun and presses his mouse so dumb

[finite crane]

The only buttons I press are b and r1

Sometimes a if I needa get up a ledge

[broken sparrow]

yeah this aint mortal kombat. you dont need any other button mix ups. dodge and hit is enough. easy game

[wild vale]

it's fun to troll people w charged attacks timing

[north python]

am i handsome...?

[fluid coral]

No

[cursive blaze]

yes

[sleek gazelle]

No

[fluid coral]

You're beautiful

[fluid coral]

Just wait until mountaintop of the giants

[grand summit]

he's not playing around no more

[fluid coral]

He didn't just out the nine. He pulled out at least nine, nines!

[viscid drift]

Would be a good time for the old reliable patches kick

[warped talon]

True

[grim sedge]

accurate represantation of Godrick in my first playthrough

[vapid ruin]

ah yes damage is a bug (am i late to the party)

[loud pilot]

There was a bug that was killing her instantly as soon as her 2nd phase starts

But she wasn’t the only boss with that issue

[tired marsh]

Ya fire giant had that to if you applied enough bleed

[drifting heron]

Well not instantly but it was a key to one shotting her.

[sonic roost]

That’s why you use a strong attack instead of a quick/weak attack.

[sleek gazelle]

thats not me

[sonic roost]

My point still stands

[sharp portal]

Imagine not dodging

[vivid oar]

Peter is that you? Did you eat a rice cake again?

[tired pasture]

stop sending CHADAHN!

[tired pasture]

😡

[vivid oar]

Guess we aren't the only Tarnished looking for a maiden

[scenic mauve]

Top 10 family guy funny moments

[vague beacon]

imagine a boss thats about cheese magic

[distant root]

Its a rat

[vivid oar]

Sounds like Rennala, she constantly cheeses you by spawning in stuff like a dragon or a giant while floating away every time you papercut her

[gleaming delta]

High tier meme

[gleaming delta]

Words of the wise from the famous pillar of the ds1 streaming community Slab

[vivid oar]

Found two whales

[gleaming delta]

They’re T H I C C C

[loud pilot]

Anyone has fat ornstein?

[vivid oar]

Rune farming bot moment

[vivid oar]

What set is that?

[loud pilot]

Fatorias of the obese and obese watchers set

[vivid oar]

Are you able to dodge through the meteor or is its AoE too big?

@loud pilot I'm gonna assume it's mod armor then

[grim sedge]

I dunno. Im always on torrent so i can dodge with ease, dunno about boots on the ground though.

[loud pilot]

You can use raptor’s mist to dodge it

[shut shore]

big ringed hole knight chestplace with farron set in the first pic, and fat winged knight chestplate with wolfknight set in the second pic I think

[earnest pier]

royal revenants can suck it

[wicked crow]

Cool profile picture

[meager stirrup]

Thanks

[wheat marlin]

how does one become so large

[sharp dock]

eat

[hollow snow]

yes

[sharp dock]

bro that's savage

[lunar jewel]

Anyone experience this issue or know what causes it? Only happens in snowy places. On PC and all of my setting are on max.
(I know "elden-fun" is a weird place for this but general and help don't allow you to post media.)

[thin prairie]

do you guys know Sambubu

[alpine lintel]

no idea but why does everyone wear crucible armor

[lunar jewel]

I just think it's neat. That and it boosts the crucible spells.

[frail swallow]

Yes

[alpine lintel]

Amohgus

[alpine lintel]

who is sambubu

[alpine lintel]

finally

[frail swallow]

African tribe member

[alpine lintel]

what the hell is a africa

[gleaming delta]

Africa Exists?

[thin prairie]

I would think so, I'm South African...

[alpine lintel]

Mohg, Lord of Drip

[thin prairie]

horn curse or something

[alpine lintel]

Africa is propaganda from charity so they can make money

[thin prairie]

i honestly believe that Ted Bundy is under that armour

[remote locust]

at least ted bundy cared about his appearance and pretended to be nice. Dung Eater tells me he wants to kill and defile my corpse straight to me face

[thin prairie]

probably Amber Heard in that case

[thin prairie]

But instead of you, it's your bed 💩

[alpine lintel]

at least he is honest

[glossy badger]

Guys, I miss fia 😔 I wasnt prepared for her to leave so soon

[thin prairie]

the peepee poopoo devourer

how about kakapoopoo nommer

[bitter prism]

He's taking a Kanye Rest

[scenic mauve]

lol

[thin prairie]

And then he marries the loathesome kakapoopoo nommer, who inevitably leaves him for Pete Davidson

[scenic mauve]

certified Kanye moment

[thin prairie]

Is that the thing they featured in The Boondocks, and they end up killing each other afterwards?

[timid trench]

Waiting for the Dark Souls servers to come back:

[thin prairie]

Episode 4

Stinkmeener dies, I call it a Kanye moment, since I'm not allowed to say the other word

Facts

[sharp dock]

me when i die at the same boss 21 times

[thin prairie]

Sambubu beats all of them though, no cap

[mild sinew]

He married Kim now he gets to marry ranni god what I will give to be in his position

[silent vault]

the real joke here is the fact that even meme channel has slowmode

[thin prairie]

Best line of the series is "I'm a warrior!"

[sonic cloak]

Spoilered for one of the endings

[silent vault]

yeah but you cant just lock discussions behind 30 seconds to 5 minutes per message

not talking about this channel in particular general discussion has the same amount of time

I would suggest a mine field channel for bots

[knotty star]

what 💀

[bitter prism]

Feel free to send a message to ModMail if you have some suggestions for the server :)

[silent vault]

basically a channel that BANS you if you write something there

[knotty star]

dude maxterry is talking about 3 different things in 3 different sentences tf

[bitter prism]

[sour lotus]

What a chad

[knotty star]

can i post a funny

[silent vault]

wait 30 seconds first

[bitter prism]

If it's Elden Ring related and SFW, sure :')

[knotty star]

its not

[bitter prism]

Then no

[silent vault]

hmm can I ask a question instead

[knotty star]

okay 😔

[bitter prism]

Go ahead

[thin prairie]

can i use the bathroom?

[mild sinew]

Leave the server

[bitter prism]

Sure, remember to wash your hands

[silent vault]

where is the react with emoji button

[knotty star]

do you see what max is saying to me

[bitter prism]

Think it got turned off in here because of spam

[thin prairie]

sometimes I wipe back to front

[bitter prism]

I'll have a look

[mild sinew]

Juga dawg give me mod real quick

[bitter prism]

Nah

[silent vault]

here I go minefield channel suggestion

[bitter prism]

No

[sour lotus]

Madness mfs doing madness

[silent vault]

why not

[sonic roost]

I contracted Scarlet Rot the other day, but the doctors misidentified it as something called the pooponic blade or smth

[bitter prism]

I advise you both block each other then

[bitter prism]

Because it's not necessary in the server :)

[knotty star]

i mentioned you were talking about mutiple things in 3 sentences and you insult me lol

[thin prairie]

;_;

[knotty star]

dude what 💀
max bothers people daily

[silent vault]

so slowmode to prevent bots and raids and also emoji reactions are not allowed but a channel that instantly bans bots is not

[knotty star]

ok

so when i mention you slightly its hating?✅

[bitter prism]

This server isn't the place for it though, so maybe don't say things like this again

[bitter prism]

I recommend raising a ModMail ticket to talk to an admin about it. We're confident in our current precautions, but always open to suggestions.

[knotty star]

if you search maxtery in the discord search option you can see insults lol

[silent vault]

I really hope I don't get sanctioned for that but I'll try ig

[bitter prism]

You wouldn't be

It's what we use ModMail for

[strong hill]

You should stop saying stuff

[knotty star]

no theres actual insults, youve even bypassed

[bitter prism]

I think the both of you should put the issue to rest now

I'll do an investigation in the meantime

But this isn't what the channel is for

[brazen copper]

elden ring if it was awesome

[knotty star]

he does it daily, arguing

[strong hill]

🔤

[bitter prism]

Duly noted - we'll put the issue to rest here and I'll look into it. If you'd like to talk to me one-on-one, open a ModMail ticket and we can get this sorted 👍

[cinder imp]

I think yall know where this is going

[sour lotus]

Guys I think the Erdtree is a tree

[knotty star]

🇪lden 🇷ing

[brazen copper]

🗣️💯

[knotty star]

no way bro

i thought it was a giant slimjim bar

giant marrijuana stem 🔥

[brazen copper]

"Clearly if you look closely enough it's actually a slimjim with the cheese placed on top, I wouldn't expect you to realize this as you're not as well versed in Elden Ring's lore as I am"

[knotty star]

lol

[outer cargo]

imagine godrick grafts your ass

[knotty star]

then molests you

[silent vault]

godrick accidentally grafted the dung eater's brain now he wants to graft butts

[knotty star]

stop insulting people 😡 😡 😡

really said gimme that beefcake

😡 😡 😡

radahn? nah its duh dah dahnn cuz bros too stupid to even speak

[cinder imp]

alexander 🤩

[knotty star]

[cinder imp]

[knotty star]

i wanna post something really funny but its not elden ring related

[hollow snow]

why your character is Jared Letto

accidental Morbin'

[limpid prism]

LMAO

[candid narwhal]

Imma dip my balls in some thousand island dressin. Because i got depression

[tired pasture]

🥵

[gray cosmos]

Jesus this meme is everywhere

[obsidian forge]

Looks cool

[brazen copper]

LMAO

[scenic mauve]

I gave Dalle a prompt

[obsidian forge]

Subway Footlong

[gleaming delta]

😐

[tribal owl]

🤨

[sour lotus]

Hi lads I'm back this took me too long bc certain images were being annoying anyways here's my take on doing thisthing

[gleaming delta]

That’s Fing awesome, definitely top tier

[calm nymph]

Now That… THAT… is the face of a man who has MANY MAIDENS!

[thin compass]

bro doing the griddy??

[plush night]

yup

[dawn herald]

They got mohg'd

[swift hearth]

And of anyone cares this is the win

[slate pumice]

Who was in Paris?

[frail swallow]

What

[slate pumice]

Who was in Paris

[frail swallow]

Not me, France is for w*stoids

[vivid oar]

Pizza

[slate pumice]

Say it. Say the n word

[vivid oar]

Neon

[frail swallow]

Heheheha

I would say it if it wouldn't get me banned

[vivid oar]

It hurts

[scenic mauve]

Lol

[tacit thicket]

Guys sempiternal isn't online post funny memes

[mild sinew]

Cool but where’s the elden ring relation in this video

[scenic mauve]

The h3ntai is actually my stash of Morgott pron

[dull slate]

What

[frail swallow]

It shall remain your stash

(I'm saying you shall not post it)

[mild sinew]

Them toes 💀

[cinder imp]

POV hes looking for a little girl

[mild sinew]

“Just came here to pick up a cup cake than go home”

[dull slate]

Thats Mohg wdym

[scenic mauve]

Ur confusing him with Mohg

[cinder imp]

shoot u right

[grim sedge]

💀

[mild sinew]

Damn this looks familiar

[mild sinew]

Why is he like 400ft tall

[grim sedge]

Because yes

[scenic mauve]

Ranni simps be lookin like-

[tropic fulcrum]

When you’re listening to a podcast or some other far flung media and the game of games is brought up

[vivid oar]

Correct on multiple levels; Corpse Bride looks like Ranni and Ranni's body is a corpse, so you marry someone whose actual body is a corpse. So Ranni is literally the corpse bride
🤓

[true quail]

who pinged me

[vivid oar]

We made variations

[true quail]

Who

[gleaming delta]

“Graceless Tarnished…

What is thy business with these group chats…

Ahh…

Godrick the chat spammer

The twin prodigies, Miquella the Unemployed and Malenia the moderator of rot…

Admin Radahn

Sh**poster Rykard

Lunar simpfest Ranni…

Willfull traitors All!

Have it be written upon thy meagre bio…

Cancelled by King Morgott! LAST OF ALL SIMPS!”

[mild sinew]

Now that’s just necrophilia

[vivid oar]

That's what our Tarnished would be doing. The blue Ranni we see is just a doll, Ranni's actual body is the charred corpse atop that one tower. Whether Ranni's spirit is in a doll or not, that corpse is still Ranni's body while the doll is just her spirit's vessel. So if you do you-know-what with Ranni, you're doing it with someone whose body is a corpse

[vivid oar]

Me, and then some people here gave me some suggestions

[true quail]

cares?

[outer cargo]

So?

[vivid oar]

Idk man looks like you're the one who's coping, idc what you or other people think about the Chadahn posting

[true quail]

Interesting position, however it appears I've depicted you as a crying wojak. I expect your resignation on my desk by 8am tomorrow

[vivid oar]

I could depict you as a serial killer and it doesn't make you a serial killer. Perception and beliefs don't change reality

[true quail]

Exactly what I'd expect a crying wojak to say

[vivid oar]

Ah, meaningless responses. Guess the discussion, if there ever was one, is over

[signal mango]

whats with all this cringe

[twilit sphinx]

I need help guys

What Megalovania remix is this

[tiny haven]

^

[knotty star]

yknow that guys real right

hes a russian boxer who died recently

[true quail]

That's a hoax, he's a Russian model and has posted multiple times on social media that he's alive.

Burden of proof is on you for expounding extraordinary claims.

[knotty star]

he was on news

[true quail]

Saying "it was on the news" isn't proof

[knotty star]

your stupid lol

@true quail

[true quail]

Cool text with no evidence of where it came from did you make it in notepad++?

[knotty star]

search it up on google

[true quail]

Burden of proof is on you, actually 🙂 I don't have to do anything to prove your false claims.

[knotty star]

ernest khalimov death

[knotty star]

😐

[void flume]

I love this video
I shall add it to my collection

[true quail]

It's very powerful enjoy the weapon

[knotty star]

actually, its unproven that hes dead but he has gone through a car crash
he has been dropped from news and isnt being reported on

[void flume]

I don't care
Guy is already immortal on the net

[true quail]

🤓 "actually,"

[knotty star]

yeah

[knotty star]

i showed you proof and then you insult me for showing you it then telling you that its unconfirmed

look at you

[true quail]

🤓

[knotty star]

says this and gets onto me for saying actually 😐

[true quail]

I expect your letter of resignation on my desk by 5

[knotty star]

says it himself too 💀

[knotty star]

uh huh

your calling me a nerd but you talk like that

[true quail]

I accept your concession

[knotty star]

thank you 👍

[true quail]

Thank you, don't forget to submit your letter of resignation and clean out your office. Good luck with your career in the future.

[knotty star]

what are you talking about

[true quail]

Malenia be like

[knotty star]

✅

[true quail]

morBIU-

[knotty star]

people in this server are weird as hell bruh

we got this maxtery guy who lingers in here then we got this guy who call me a nerd for saying actually when he said it too

then randomly says "leave a letter of your resignation" 😨 😨

MORBIUS

[ocean island]

yea.. max aint with us no more

[vivid oar]

Did he get banned?

[ocean island]

All I'll say is that he's no longer in the community

You can extrapolate how you wish

[dull slate]

So yes

[vivid oar]

@ocean island you're still fine with the Chadahn reposting, right? Just want to make sure

[weak moon]

(please say no)

[true quail]

Letter of resignation accepted, teacher's pet

[ocean island]

I mean chadahn is on the topic of ER and a meme, I have no issues with it posted here

[true quail]

Can we get a flying dragon agheel chain going for Max?

[knotty star]

what

[vivid oar]

Thank you

[knotty star]

how come everytime i come into elden fun someone speaks nonsense or just insults me

[ocean island]

max aint with us anymore dw

[dull slate]

Max deserved it ngl

[knotty star]

not just max lol

[true quail]

agreed but also flying dragon for max

[knotty star]

i made a samuel hyde character for this guy in character customization and now hes calling me a teachers pet because i told him a boxer died??

as i said nonsense or insults lol

[true quail]

Settle down princess temper tantrum, what you're posting isn't elden ring memes related.

[ocean island]

I mean... I think you're incorrect in thinking he's dead, there's plenty of posts since the alleged date with nothing weird being said

[knotty star]

uh huh

[true quail]

Wise sempiternal

[knotty star]

he got into a car crash and his current state is unknown im talking irl not a meme

[ocean island]

there's plenty of posts from the associated insta since the alleged date with nothing weird being said

[knotty star]

i told him he died then when i corrected that statement he said "actually" 🤓

[knotty star]

didnt know that, i only got called a nerd or a teachers pet

[mild sinew]

Is that 100 gecs instrumental 💀

[ocean island]

I mean as far as insults go it's kinda tame, I'd just shrug it off and continue posting chadahn or other ER related memes

[knotty star]

kk

[ocean island]

👍

[ocean island]

(on that note, if it was a consistent occurrence then feel free to contact me again)

now back on topic

[mild sinew]

😐

[vivid oar]

This has gotta be one of the best memes I've seen here, actually got a real smile outta me.

[vivid oar]

She called herself the Blade of Miquella so many times that she actually became a blade

[tacit thicket]

Accurate

[rich cape]

P

[slate pumice]

Still pissed I have to get all of my bell bearings again

[vivid oar]

Did the Fingerprint Shield get a buff or are its users just happy 'cause it wasn't nerfed?

[chrome osprey]

ice spear no longer counters it, meaning its now virtually impossible to guardbreak it

[vivid oar]

Bruh

[chrome osprey]

slight bruh moment. perfectly balanced rl 130 build, approved by fromsoft clearly

[vivid oar]

This might sound like a noob question but what does rl 130 mean?

[chrome osprey]

rune level, a level 130 build

[slate pumice]

That one bleed spear (nagakiba I think) is even better with this build imo

[vivid oar]

K. Thanks

[ocean island]

nagakiba is the super long katana, Cross-Naginata is what you're thinking of

[chrome osprey]

B strength scaling at most, and running r2 rollcatch on heavy thrustings are amazing

[slate pumice]

Yeah that one, it's pretty dumb with bh step/seppuku on it

[viscid drift]

I kinda wish miquella’s plan succeeded

Imagine if In the dlc we get the option to go back in time like in farum azula and stop mohg from stealing miquella

[vivid oar]

Eh, time travel shenanigans feel overused nowadays. I'd rather have Miquella's egg/cocoon hatch

[true quail]

This is really good to have for if semp starts banning copacabana in all seriousness

[viscid drift]

If miquella hatches he will likely kill everyone

[vivid oar]

Well of course we aren't gonna go along with it, we're supposed to fight Miquella in a DLC like that

[tawny portal]

I just want the shipwreck outside of Radahn's arena to be a DLC thing. Give me my ocean armor to go with my Anchor, Fromsoft. GIVE ME MY DIVING SUIT

[true quail]

@vivid oar stop making every channel #lore for 24h challenge (impossible)

[viscid drift]

Perhaps we can reverse the corruption of miquella by the formless mother using his unalloyed gold needle that we use to reverse the frenzied flame on ourself

[true quail]

Perhaps we can become miquella's consort instead

[proper glen]

Malenia has a Mohgment

[viscid drift]

Not sure how I feel about mohg, technically miquella is older than any human but also he still looked like a child

[vivid oar]

I didn't? I just said I don't like most modern time travel stuff and would rather have the egg hatch. If anything Forevermore brought up lore by talking about what Miquella would do if the egg hatched (not trying to be rude or say what you said was bad, Forevermore, I'm just pointing out to the Preceptor that his comment didn't make much sense)

[burnt comet]

i can edit it if you want

[gleaming delta]

Varre got the drip

I hate it when redditors use 4chan memes

they completely ruin them

[scenic mauve]

Is that the randomizer mod lol

[gleaming delta]

This is how you use the chad meme:

"For me? It's [completely stupid and contrarian opinion]"

It's not:

"For me? It's [Thing everyone agrees with]"

[vivid oar]

Does this mean you have accepted Chadahn as your leader?

[gleaming delta]

e.g.
"Dark souls 2 is the best souls game"

[true quail]

No it's just a good way to avoid ban for non er meme

[ocean island]

As great as it is, it's not really ER related >.>

No, naughty, bad @true quail

[true quail]

You are coping and seething‼️

[drifting heron]

Two sides of the coin be like

[vivid oar]

One of the most based mods I've ever seen. Doesn't overlook a preceptor's attempts at keeping a non-ER video

[steel pewter]

How tf

[gleaming delta]

True

[steel pewter]

Hey @ocean island take a look at this

[ocean island]

I legitimately laughed out loud

I hate you and I hate your obsession with trolling me

[true quail]

Semp my beloved if I put "General radahn the starscourge" as text at the bottom would it be acceptable

[ocean island]

At the bottom of the coping video?

[ocean island]

Sure I can't fight that

[true quail]

FELLAS @steel pewter @vivid oar

[ocean island]

For the record I don't like your constant attempts to bypass the rules

But I think it's related enough now

[true quail]

I love you and I hope you know it's only to screw with you and I wouldn't game it like this for anything legitimately unacceptable

[ocean island]

I know I know

[true quail]

Luv u sempie

varre catboy pfp

yeah I expected this from you

[elder mauve]

Blahaj my beloved

[scenic mauve]

🤣

[ocean island]

[steel pewter]

Im glad

[vivid oar]

"For the record I don't like your constant attempts to bypass the rules"

• Sempiternal

[ocean island]

Sounds like something I'd say

[true quail]

Be nice to semp the dude takes it in good spirit for what it's worth I've grown to appreciate their attitude

On that note

[vivid oar]

Thanks semp :)

[vivid oar]

Is this the new spam material?

[idle dagger]

Yes!