elden-fun

[iron shale]

Chadahn’s run

[civic scaffold]

elden ring

[knotty star]

you other guys didnt spam it like he did

[minor mango]

i did just not today i was out, i am the one who started the spam anyway

[viscid drift]

Bacrut finding ways to keep arguing:

[knotty star]

im not arguing

[woven jewel]

🤑

[viscid drift]

Both of you stop engaging with eachother, I’m moving you to opposite sides of the pool

[knotty star]

im clearing stuff up, if i was arguing i would be insulting

[minor mango]

its okay child we understand that you dont understand the teachings of our lord

[knotty star]

ok

[viscid drift]

You don’t need insults to argue

[gleaming delta]

Can any1 give me some build ideas tag me with ur idea

[viscid drift]

Build channel

Reminder:

[sour lotus]

Doing this on the phone is very problematic

[knotty star]

major backfire

goodbye
dont ping me with a reply again please

[iron shale]

Praise the chad

[minor mango]

one more

[knotty star]

ok

[novel fulcrum]

🤪

[novel fulcrum]

😬

[pulsar condor]

Radagon's dash be like

[viscid drift]

POV: you just received your student uniform at Raya Lucaria

(It’s one of the stone head face things)

[gleaming delta]

Thanks for explaining it

[fast flume]

Spam this instead of chadahn

[vivid oar]

I used it on most of the endgame bosses, although I did no summoning and no spirits for Gideon 'cause otherwise he just gets bullied

[novel fulcrum]

😴

[pulsar condor]

No don't think I will

[fast flume]

you will or miquella gets it again

[pulsar condor]

I don't care

[snow knot]

how is this blade not worse then rivers of blood?

[vocal sand]

"You will witness true horror"

[slate pumice]

Completely worth it for that scarlet rotussy 😳

[slate pumice]

need me that Moghussy

[muted tartan]

But she slapped my man D he never got sell me any spells

[mild sinew]

No trust and believe that is real

[vivid oar]

D was chill, if Fia hadn't killed him I would actually want to spare her

[muted tartan]

nah I got over his death right away but still he was chill

Fr I just used his bell bearing

[muted tartan]

I used great swords and no magic anyways so yea

He is a chad

[muted tartan]

Am a being of pure lean (was to lazy to process a screen shot so took crappy photo)

[muted tartan]

This was a while back tho

[vivid oar]

Coca Cola

[muted tartan]

Indeed

[vivid oar]

This is why I hope Radagon was a separate being before becoming King Consort

[meager stirrup]

me too

[vivid oar]

#MiiTwo

[last roost]

Now kiss

[pulsar condor]

#Mewtwo

[meager stirrup]

😘

[last roost]

I'm shipping radagon and hoarah loux now

[gleaming delta]

Anyone have anymore gifs like this? It would be cool to have one like it for at least a couple of other bosses, but idk the OG artist

[last roost]

They r so cute!!!!!

[pulsar condor]

Once again tarnished weird but not a sin

[remote locust]

miquella is radagons son and is blonde

miquella is the son of radagon and marika, his twin sister is malenia

[pulsar condor]

Miquella is in fact a male

[last roost]

This must mean hoarah loux has some red hair genes somewhere

[vivid oar]

No, why would you say that?

[remote locust]

huh? none of hoarah loux's children have red hair

[pulsar condor]

Unless Mogh's hair is red but he's bald because of all those horns

[last roost]

Wait nope nvm it was radagon and marika I forgor 💀

[remote locust]

what

[vivid oar]

Loux's children are Morgott, Mogh, and Godwyn if I remember correctly

[remote locust]

dude. i've played dark souls 1. you're just typing like you're having an aneurysm

[pulsar condor]

I don't think the fact Miquella is a male is the thing that's wrong with Mogh simping over him lmao

[vivid oar]

Stepbros

[pulsar condor]

That's some good art

[weak moon]

as a trans woman why that extra comment

[vivid oar]

The polarity of Omens

[weak moon]

🤨🤨

[pulsar condor]

Extra comment wasn't need but okay

[vivid oar]

Phone about to die, I'll leave you all with Chadahn

[last roost]

⚠️ Caution! Trans discourse discovered in the chat! Level 1 risk of toxic material! Seek immediate shelter! ⚠️

[weak moon]

because trans women werent mentioned. there was no need to specify, it comes off as weird.

[inland snow]

RIP general chadahn

Yeah he will always live in our hearts 😭

[hasty obsidian]

The hell happening in here

[inland snow]

Wtfff?? 😂

[gleaming delta]

It’s sth else i had to share it😂😂😂

[pulsar condor]

Wtf.

[sacred crag]

Facts

[gleaming delta]

😂😂😂

Lol

[pulsar condor]

Facts

[elder mauve]

gwyndolin my beloved

[elder mauve]

zorarya is precious

[ocean island]

I brought the church to #elden-fun

Wym join, I formed it

[elder mauve]

based

[ocean island]

He was lost, and now he is found

[inland snow]

This makes me lough every time i look at it 😂

[inland snow]

So you're the only one who can speak to chadahn directly? 🤯

[outer cargo]

Yeah I think they made him annoying to get people talking, especially when Godrick is way easier

[gleaming delta]

Lets goooo

[gleaming delta]

Thats so cute

[frozen anchor]

Can someone send me 2 Crucible Knight meme pointing to tarnished

[strong hill]

Omg it’s the protagonist of the Elden ring series

[mild sinew]

Elden John depp

[teal blade]

@manic pilot also these guys

[manic pilot]

I dealt with them not bad

[scenic mauve]

He's cute, would smash

True....

[fair frigate]

I couldn’t agree more

[void flume]

Or when melania does her Weeb flurry

[fair frigate]

I run a tank shield I just put my shield up but she still hits me sometimes but sometimes I try doge it I can say from experience it doesn’t work

[void flume]

With light roll it might be possible to roll through one of her flurries and then be able to avoid the rest, but I'll need to test that
I've always disliked shields in these games. I sure as hell won't start using one now.

[fair frigate]

I use the fingerprint shield with barricade ash of war so I don’t lose any stamina when being hit it’s mint

[void flume]

My point still stands

However that makes me want to do a great shield only run
Yes that means what you think it does

[daring flare]

No es de eldenring pero me hace gracia

[alpine lintel]

i dont care

[viscid drift]

Causes maiden loss over time

[dawn herald]

elden ring 2 should be about quite literally killing the outer gods because why not and you get melina back

[vivid oar]

Do you also kill the rest of the (demi)gods within the Lands Between? Like killing Marika, Ranni, Miquella, (I think that's it but might as well chop up Godwyn's mermaid corpse just to be sure)

[dawn herald]

Nah the demi gods chill, I just want to see the blood of the outer gods

we already beat the elden beast which somewhat of an outer god

[sonic eagle]

balls

[steel pewter]

Radahn

[viscid drift]

Imagine if we have a second Elden ring if you get to choose what ending the previous one ended on and get an item from it as your starting gift

[gleaming delta]

Think a DLC based around killing the Elder Gods is a lot more possible than a sequel. Fromsoft doesn't do straight to DVD sequels, honestly I think the DLC is gonna be going to the moon and claiming Ranni's great rune. And maybe some outer god stuff...

[elder mauve]

ive heard a lot of speculation around DLC involving miquella

[remote locust]

mainly because almost anything to do with miquella are like, the most mysterious parts of the game

[elder mauve]

that and also the way hes just left there after defeating mohg feels strange in an incomplete way

[swift loom]

Yeah
There's no point to killing mohg other than "because i can", you just end up with a pointless egg and mohg's loot

[elder mauve]

its the perfect entry point for a miquella dream DLC or something like that

[swift loom]

Yeah
If a DLC about miquella happens i feel like it'd be started right there
Maybe behind the egg, in that tiny area that's blocked by the fog gates and ends up being pointless

[opaque marsh]

The tarnished aquires the dream nail and enters the dream world to complete a pantheon of gods

[elder mauve]

id also love an artorias of the abyss like DLC where you can die trying to kill radahn in his prime

[vivid oar]

That would be inaccurate because in reality we would have no chance against Radahn in his prime but the game would need to make it possible

[elder mauve]

i never said wed kill him

[vivid oar]

I don't really see them adding a completely unkillable boss. Although I guess they could make it something stupid like everything 1 shots you so if you can no hit him (and he'd have an even larger health bar than in ER since he hasn't been deteriorated by rot yet) then you can eventually kill him

[elder mauve]

the unkillable part was a joke but hed have to be one of the last bosses a player attempts to fight

[gleaming delta]

No put him at the front

[elder mauve]

replace the tree sentinel with prime radahn

[swift loom]

New patch : super radahn now replaces Margit in progression

[elder mauve]

replace the grafted scion with prime radahn but you cant continue unless you kill him

[gleaming delta]

Amen

[cedar scroll]

lmfao

[obtuse shoal]

I love how the heretic fuq was cut out of the pic

[stone ocean]

Finito

[frail swallow]

is your character Morbius?

[stone ocean]

Supposed to be john wick

[pliant sky]

Yeman

[granite flower]

Shrek

[frail swallow]

keep lying

[pliant sky]

rip

[true quail]

I think i just dislocated my shoulder I got scared by one of those b-stard hands so bad

[viscid drift]

It literally says you stink. Melina only pretends to tolerate you in your squid hat

[vivid oar]

Does she hug Dung Eater? Like in the actual lore, does Dung Eater ever come to her like Rogier does?

[true quail]

Dung eater isn't actually in roundtable hold he's in gaol

Fia loves stench

[vivid oar]

@ivory mauve I know that, but I figured since his red ghost self was there he has probably been to the Roundtable in person before (proven by the fact that a ton of corpses defiled by him are there)

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is still better than both, and he does not like your silly octopus cap

Fia smells like dead people, also you are just her second to godwyn

[knotty star]

roasted

fia isnt real
blaidd isnt real
nobody in games are real

[remote locust]

blaidd my beloved, i want to hold him and pet him

[vivid oar]

Based

[knotty star]

thanks

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is well washed, fia still holds godwyn over you, you are just her side piece

[vivid oar]

How many characters can you hold? You've got Blaidd, Maliketh, Patches, anyone else?

[remote locust]

i will never stop until i hold all of them

[vivid oar]

Gotta catch em all

[knotty star]

not even fias second

shes thinks more about D (the guy in the roundtable hold) then you

[remote locust]

and adorable for it

[viscid drift]

Messy because he’s a working man, active and exercising. You wouldn’t understand

[knotty star]

your insulting blaidd whenever radahn has wandered a desert for years eating corpses and sweating in the heat

[remote locust]

oh my dirty mangy dog, oh my sweet lad

[viscid drift]

Going to bring Maliketh and Blaidd to beat up Fia, let’s see who wins

[vivid oar]

Not his fault, it's Malenia's fault. That's why we hate her, she basically gave Radahn brain rot and made him go from respected general to mindless survivor

[knotty star]

still, hes calling blaidd smelly and mangy
whenever radahn hasnt even dranken a single pint of water for years and has eaten people, that breathe could kill you

• hes literally wandering in a desert sweating his ass off

[vivid oar]

Once again, Blaidd has an intact mind (until the end of Ranni's quest) while Radahn has a deteriorated mind that he has no power to change. Blaidd could choose to be different/clean, Radahn can't think to make that decision

[knotty star]

i know, and blaidd does clean himself

[viscid drift]

Just install a mod to do it yourself

[knotty star]

what

[vivid oar]

Smh never seen him use soap even though he's been to the underground cities that have it

[knotty star]

maybe he doesnt want his fur to die and not be healthy idk man

[viscid drift]

Blaidd has no time for washing, he is too busy being loyal and dedicated to his master Ranni

[knotty star]

radahn doesnt have a mind

you sound stupid

[viscid drift]

Proof that Blaidd actually does like the player, more than can be said for Radahn or Fia. Try again fia fools

[knotty star]

if he was omnicent and knew everything in the universe at all times then he wouldnt be wandering the desert for years eating corpses

[knotty star]

bro fia doesnt even care for you
she uses you to kill D

[remote locust]

he should stay dirty

[knotty star]

if hes dead his brain isnt working either

[viscid drift]

Exactly as I said, proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Blaidd is superior in every way

[remote locust]

exactly. hes perfect

[knotty star]

you literally watch him fade into runes

[viscid drift]

I crushed his remembrance in my hand on the battlefield

[knotty star]

the cutscene you receive from killing him

blaidd also explains that radahn living was keeping the meteor from opening nekoro

[viscid drift]

If radahn was still alive he wouldn’t have let sellia be destroyed and astel to fall to the ground

[knotty star]

that too

[vivid oar]

Radahn cannot truly die, he simply went into a different plane of existence and became what this picture shows. The reason we see him fade into runes and get his remembrance is because his mortal shell was killed

[viscid drift]

Unfortunately for Chadahn I am going to unleash the flame of ruin on him

[knotty star]

he is dead

[tribal owl]

omg non elden ring meme
@ocean island

[true quail]

Damn. Didn't get my ward out in time to save that post.

[knotty star]

where

[vivid oar]

He's in a place of existence that cares not what happens in the Lands Between anymore, it does not affect him. Nothing you do can hurt him. He is preparing his plane of existence for us followers of Chadahn, when the mortal world ends we shall join him

[tribal owl]

fun fact he can see deleted posts

[knotty star]

no way

[true quail]

Repost it I'll put the flying dragon agheel of protection over it this time

[tribal owl]

yes he can buddy
and deleting it makes the case even worse

[vivid oar]

Chadahn > the silly little creature

[knotty star]

no way

[knotty star]

no way
you dont know sarcasm oh my god

[knotty star]

also doesnt radahn have a agheel imprint on his helmet

no way you just said the same thing
no way

one blocked message

no way

omg guys
i cant see stupidness in this channel now

[knotty star]

i wonder where the tomfoolery went

its not showing up anymore

i found it 🤮

@ocean island 😨

[knotty star]

yes

[knotty star]

i stopped seeing.. arguments and idiocracy whenever i blocked max i wonder where it went

i dont even see 1 blocked message anymore

oh there it is 😀

[cedar ravine]

Elden Habibi

[distant root]

i wonder if another rahdan will be posted

[viscid drift]

When you block everyone and pretend to be the only person on the server

[slate pumice]

No you can't block everyone!!

[strong hill]

Block the owner

[viscid drift]

Tempted to just block everyone and occasionally make a post knowing everyone else sees it but I don’t see them

I will exclusively talk to people who joined the server after the great blocking

[lament dirge]

schizo moment

[lament dirge]

I have to download things to post them here

[cedar ravine]

Can you block yourself?

[viscid drift]

Already tried, no

[cedar ravine]

I guess blocking everyone is essentially that

[tough jay]

bloodborne is on ps now and it is ass just like the game itself sony is mad stupid. Pretty much every bloodborne uses the same broken spider leg as a weapon anyway so stop it with weapon variety. Ps players are drooling all over their mickey mouse bibs as they can't see over the table without a high chair. Sekiro is much better in terms of story yet elden ring is a better souls game in general which really brings something new to the table. Bloodborne is a bowl of stale chips with ugly characters and an overall ugly setting. Tbh I don't see why anyone likes Bloodborne when Elden Ring is far superior. Anyone who says bloodborne is the best played bloodborne as their first souls games and are just coping playstation fans. Wake up and smell the coffee. Bloodborne was never good and will never be what you truly want. Cope + seethe. The weapon variety is lacking and the art style is overrated. Nobody cares about your lovecrafting musty, dank cave all you bloodborne gamers are playing in with your soggy dorito chips. I will not stand anyone saying bloodborne is the best souls games as elden ring is such a better successor to the franchise

[lament adder]

ok pal
tldr

[raven mural]

I love Radahn, but why is this image constantly posted?

[grand summit]

because sempiternal said to

[frail swallow]

and you take orders from him?

[grand summit]

no, but others do

[frail swallow]

quite sad

[grand summit]

I bounce everytime sempiternal is here

[slate pumice]

You can't post this unless you'd have intercourse with Radahn

I'm not gay but

[gritty moth]

I'm very much gay for him

[gleaming delta]

Agree

[vivid oar]

But... but I'm a Chadahn believer! Intercourse isn't needed when you have the power of Chadahn on your side!

[gleaming delta]

Chadahan 💯💯💯

[kind whale]

Your bait needs to be more simplified to work

[smoky venture]

Hey they do contribute one thing: free kills

[inland snow]

You can't do that
Remember your place when speaking about chadahn

[nocturne sun]

i got this close my heart is pounding

[inland snow]

Keep it up man you got this 👍

And we all know why huh?

[neat lance]

Spawned on top of a cliff when I invaded.
Thankfully my invasion partner was able to solo them in a 1v2. Need to figure out what armour they were wearing.

[nocturne sun]

???? i cant tell if ur serious

[inland snow]

Mine would be

1. Melina
2. Malenia
3. Fia

Yeah the reason I like melina is because she's pretty not hot

[gleaming delta]

None of you know me, but on Monday I'm shipping out to bootcamp. Won't see my beloved elden fun for 3 months

[frail swallow]

God bless you, mate

[sand flower]

Don’t volunteer for anything when you’re there

[gleaming delta]

Trust me I've heard

[tidal kestrel]

Me to Shabriri Yura

[tidal kestrel]

What? I'd rather devolve into monkey, not crab.

[gleaming delta]

Crab

[sonic roost]

When I get into NG+, I’m maxing out my Dex just to spite you and scale the sword

[gleaming delta]

Good job on coming out

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is a joke?

[icy raven]

bruh i see links why cant i send links... do i simply just have Less Value..

[twilit sparrow]

just met the legend himself doing his thing while malenia was messing me up

[obtuse shoal]

Pov: You can't differentiate then from than so you make a tiktok account

[ember ravine]

most of them are pretty stupid

[obtuse shoal]

Well said, but ah... who is gonna teach the young memelings about being literate if not for us and the elden memelords?

Though you are right in your own way it's still pretty sad how knowing basic English apparently is "not necessary outside of schools."

[twin sequoia]

ew its dutch

[obtuse shoal]

Nah that's dutch

I've given thee courtesy enough

[twin sequoia]

now i have become who*e

[obtuse shoal]

Someone's actually gonna tell you this server is English only, I already feel it

Hwhendy's

...when deez...?

[twin sequoia]

deez what sir?

[civic elbow]

🌰

[obtuse shoal]

"These naughts" ~Gideon Ofnir

Hey, acquired them. Knee slap

[frozen anchor]

Noooooooo

[vague palm]

I thought he was homophobic :/

Was I lied to on the internet?

[torn crane]

Unfortunately yes

[smoky venture]

Dang

[vivid oar]

Morgott is homophobic, Margit is not. That's why Margit is the one in the pic

[vague palm]

Oooh that makes sense thank oyu

[lethal peak]

Nah, he hates everyone with a burning passion, he's a grumpy boi

[left matrix]

But I thought Morgott had a thing for his half brother?

[vivid oar]

The heck?

Oh I think you're thinking about Mogh. Not Morgott

[slate pumice]

Mogh is gay, he should be in the image. Morgott/Margit have a history of racist remarks.

[scenic mauve]

Maybe but I didn't make the pic

[dim flicker]

"im afraid you are maidenless"

[scenic mauve]

He has internalized racism from being looked down on for an omen probably

[left matrix]

Too many similar names oml

[scenic mauve]

Varre is that you-

[thorn fox]

Morgott is margit tho

[rich cape]

No proof

[thorn fox]

Idk man when you kill margit he says “I’ll remember thee” plus it makes sense

[brazen copper]

Gl broski 😎

[gleaming delta]

Wait what 💀

[gleaming delta]

Based af and thanks

[slate pumice]

You receive: less vigor for no reason

[hoary mason]

"Is that a Hand Axe?"

"Yes it is!"
backsteps across the arena
"In '16 Miyazaki released this: Dark Souls 3, their most polished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Slave Knight Gael, a boss so challenging most people probably don't pay attention to the lore, but they should! Because it's not just about the despair of attempting to preserve life, only for that preservation to destroy all value life once held! It's also a personal statement about Souls itself. Hey Kevin!"
spams Hand Axe
"Try MHS Quickstepping around now you f*cking stupid bastard!"
Point Down

[tribal owl]

guys wanna hear something funny
rusted anchor with any sort of agility ash of war

[grand summit]

im dead

[cunning pecan]

Anyone know where I could find a statue of the raging wolf tarnished? Id like one to pair with my malenia

[rich cape]

No proof

[spring kraken]

Use ||Margit shackles|| on morgott boss fight and it proves they are the same.

[rich cape]

No proof

[last roost]

There's no proof of anything in souls games

There's nothing concrete about anything according to your criteria of proof

[vivid oar]

You're lucky this is Discord and not Reddit 'cause this definitely seems like something Redditors would comment "r/woosh" to

[viscid drift]

Based

[weary trellis]

the biggest contender for game of the decade is genshin Impact though
pretty tough competition

[viscid drift]

You’re just jealous that fia left you for godwyn and died

[last roost]

Genshin impact if basic controls and movement were good

[viscid drift]

🤡

[thorn fox]

Me believing it is the proof

[viscid drift]

Don’t wait maidens, I want lords

[rich cape]

No way

[viscid drift]

Certified beastmaster moment

[remote locust]

who is beastmaster?????

[thorn fox]

Quality build man with 3 bows and 35 vigor

[remote locust]

gigachad build

[viscid drift]

Showed a pic of the beastmaster meme build but doesn’t know who beastmaster is

[pseudo venture]

When u level up ur intelligence in game your intelligence drops

[vivid oar]

Especially if you use your intelligence build in PvP

[weary trellis]

thank you thank you

[pseudo venture]

Yes

[viscid drift]

Unless you are a melee battlemage

[pseudo venture]

Bleed build overrated

Bleed 😂 ur trash

[vivid oar]

You may use weapons capable of bleed, as long as Arcane is your lowest stat out of all of them

[pseudo venture]

Exactly ur trash u have to make it easier because ur bad

[thorn fox]

What if dexterity is higher than arcane

[vivid oar]

Arcane needs to be the lowest out of all of the stats, thus says mindless internet mob mentality

[thorn fox]

🎣

It’s a bait bro don’t fall for it

[analog saffron]

"The ever-brilliant Goldmask."

[pseudo venture]

Big boi

[analog saffron]

after 7826 attempts, I finally got to it

[analog saffron]

frfr

[vivid oar]

This is showing up everywhere now

[vivid oar]

Caelid

[mild sinew]

I think you disappoint him

[vivid oar]

I "farmed" that giant for runes for so long when I first started out, it was like the slowest, worst way possible to get runes but I was still doing it. Then I used the runes I slowly got from it to buy everything from shops like the Twin Husks instead of leveling up. I was an idiot when I first started Elden Ring, no wonder I struggled so much at the start

[analog saffron]

god help us all

[vivid oar]

Soldier of God, Rick, is ready to establish the 2nd Amendment in the Lands Between

The vulgar militiamen outside of Gurranq's place are great to farm at the start of a brand new game, they drop 1000 runes each and even a low level can 1v1 them pretty easily

[mild sinew]

I bet the naked dude with the boil on his head that always help people defeat malenia looks like that (irl)

[mild sinew]

I’ll kiss myself I’m good looking

[gleaming delta]

What is miquellas egg is solid coom

[mild sinew]

No you can’t do that

[vivid oar]

You know the rules
and so do I!

[mild sinew]

The earth is now gonna explode

[vivid oar]

I aspire to be like this man when I'm older

He's 140, looks like he's in his 80's, he's smiling, and he seems to still have a sharp enough mind. What's not to desire?

Nah that's him at 140. He was just telling us about 1926.

[fast flume]

You will not defeat me, Max. I will fight this war alone if I have to

[viscid drift]

I do that except I just post them all in other servers, I spread memes like a bee pollinating flowers

video game servers and YouTuber servers enjoy your memes, keep them coming

[shut badger]

Giga rhadan

[cosmic sage]

Gigadahn

[gleaming delta]

This one's my fav lol

[obtuse shoal]

Chad Goldmask > Chad Radahn

Fuq carryin the stars when my man carries these feels.

[simple totem]

Anyone down to fight at first step

[coarse lance]

what is this cancer.

[mystic python]

randomizer moment

[inland snow]

I bet he died by falling of the map 😂

[cosmic sage]

Was just thinking that

[last roost]

Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

[sand sinew]

To remove the debuff just use the medallion and then go to a grace and pass the time until the night

[cedar niche]

Dog

[fresh bison]

Godskin duo on budget

[outer cargo]

Average mage vs melee player

[fresh bison]

Lmao

[inland snow]

I became light itself

[hollow snow]

pixar lightbulb

[halcyon moss]

Absolutely humiliated

[gleaming delta]

Embarrassingly humbled

[solar ivy]

bleed build? 🤨

[cosmic sage]

Real

[livid zenith]

New Sif fight looks dope

[stray marlin]

beat the game for the second time 😱

[nova jolt]

Why we can't react here?

[outer cargo]

improvise adapt overcome

[twin sequoia]

👁️

[patent folio]

right back at ya

[viscid drift]

Why is there no serpent king ending

[livid zenith]

Tfw no Rya waifu ending 🥺

[gleaming delta]

I feel like there should be at least 3 more endings

[viscid drift]

Imagine if you could have rya eat you like rykard’s serpent and then devour marika

Devour the gods together

[livid zenith]

Vore ending 😳

[viscid drift]

Worked for Rykard, why does it not work for the tarnished

Rya just needs to hit her growth spurt

[mighty radish]

Hi

[whole iron]

More dmg than I expected 😅

[gentle stag]

do anyone know what ost is it ?

[loud pilot]

Lichdragon Fortissax

[gentle stag]

thank you my lord

[outer cargo]

Players of any game pretending their game has particularly good music

[icy raven]

its just the start my friend

[gleaming delta]

I'm doing multiple runs on one character to build a 100% inventory for PvP.

[livid zenith]

But my brother in Christ fromsoftware DOES have good music, non negotiable

[south moat]

godskin duo's peak

[scenic mauve]

can we make Chad Radahn into an emote plz

[obsidian forge]

Godskin apostle and godskin noble

[obsidian forge]

Is this what your looking for good sir?

[scenic mauve]

something like that

[fringe mesa]

True

[west coral]

Best pfp in the server

[viscid drift]

Cat Varre

[gleaming delta]

Chad 💯

[scenic mauve]

correct

[viscid drift]

If you weren’t on Xbox I would offer to hop on my godskin apostle cosplay and become a cosplay boss battle with you

[gleaming delta]

e

[viscid drift]

Godskin duo at academy main gate

[true quail]

Posts made by an arcane user

[true quail]

This man can't explain why his prints were found on a RoB at the scene

[vivid oar]

RoB is allowed, but only if you use it in your offhand, you never use its skill, and Arcane is the lowest stat

[true quail]

No it's not cope

[vivid oar]

Okay then can you at least hook me up with some Copium?

[hasty obsidian]

Pure str builds my beloved, like what the f*ck is bleed

[vivid oar]

Where's my Copium?

[blissful sierra]

😂 omg nooo

[true quail]

Int melee gigachads

[humble parrot]

I used my photoshop skills for good evil

[vivid oar]

Ranni and Rykard gave up their redhead status

[humble parrot]

Once a redhead always a redhead

[vivid oar]

Meanwhile Millicent just doesn't exist

[humble parrot]

She's behind Malenia

[gray wyvern]

#straya

[vivid oar]

Ngl in my first playthrough I thought there was gonna be a plot twist where Millicent is actually Malenia, basically a case of memory loss or something like that from blooming or from the battle with Radahn. Was thinking that 'cause both are redheads, both are missing the same arm, we give Millicent a prosthetic arm that she says she'll use for sword combat, Malenia is an optional boss, and Millicent's sidequest is optional

[humble parrot]

Not gonna lie, that would be SOMETHING

Man literally did it in one line

[frail swallow]

ඞ

[mild sinew]

Why malenia standing like a default character

[outer cargo]

one eyed mf is just jealous she has 0 dexterity cause she can't see depth

[hollow snow]

based

[obtuse shoal]

On a laptop? Ooooof

[mild sinew]

Damn married ranni and got your wife pregnant congrats

[inland siren]

Watch a lot of babies called Ranni from now on

[mild sinew]

I always thought her name was Renee

[inland siren]

Or at least until October

[inland siren]

Renal

So many Ms, Rs and Gs

[strong hill]

Thank you Margaret thatcher

[scenic mauve]

Ahahaha

[frail swallow]

they didn't announce tf2, I'm so ducking done

[outer cargo]

No links no swear words slow mode man i love official servers

[frail swallow]

+getting banned for not having the same opinion on politics as the moderators

[outer cargo]

Deserved for talking politics on discord

[weary trellis]

as if politics existed
that's just another conspiracy theory from the souls community

[outer cargo]

Average strength user

[gleaming delta]

Your mother

[outer cargo]

Average elden ring player

[gleaming delta]

Yooooo

[frail swallow]

Aren't you in boot camp?

[thorn fox]

What if it’s a strength dexterity quality build

[thorn fox]

How about this my strength is 70 and my dexterity is 69

Or both strength and dexterity at 70 even

[livid zenith]

Whatcha got against dex

[scenic mauve]

Why is leveling dex bad lol

[vivid oar]

Ignore it, it's just a joke.

[mild sinew]

I like dex since I main katana

[scenic mauve]

Mkay

[vivid oar]

Malenia's Blade is fun to use

[scenic mauve]

Blaidd is cool but I aint a furry

[frail swallow]

Darn furrylover

[gleaming delta]

No I go tomorrow morning I'm at the hotel rn

[mild sinew]

I have no elden ring memes

Wym breakup he’s checking her elden ring account for her

[lapis coyote]

@final salmon

[final salmon]

Oh my god yes yes YES

The fact that the girl looks like my original chara too

[pale path]

I doubt it considering you took the time to screenshot

[nocturne sun]

??

[obtuse shoal]

Pretty sure that's a post-death screenshot, lad

[rare fulcrum]

Nah

[pale path]

Fair it wasn't showing that though

[lapis coyote]

Why I pinged you 👍

[elder meadow]

Im now craving death

[gleaming delta]

Tf

[elder meadow]

Please, grant destined death

[livid zenith]

Ngl I might have to drop my life savings just so I can buy a flame Drake talisman with real money 😳 I found beastman just too tough to kill normally I might need to purchase this.

[minor osprey]

pain

[final salmon]

Tysm ily

[limpid pivot]

Blaidd is cool and I am. Checkmate

[sonic roost]

I hate this

[sharp portal]

"blaidd is so cool, i wish welsh people were real"

[sonic roost]

Welsh “people”

[sharp portal]

whales is a part of britain so yes

[idle dagger]

Elden thing

[gleaming delta]

Blaidd simps after they -

[brazen copper]

🗣️

[livid zenith]

This is why Radahn and Godfrey are the true Chads to simp for in Elden ring

[brazen copper]

Godfrey came hounding back for that Goddussy, I'm astounded that he's not the simp icon

[sonic roost]

Please seek mental help

[chilly moon]

It works but you’ll get banned

False

[viscid drift]

In the word’s of Blaidd’s voice actor

[modest anvil]

Me killing Elden beast:

[sharp portal]

Technically elden beast isn’t god but gods right hand man… I think

[vast root]

No, the Elden beast is the embodiment of the greater will so it is a god

[dull slate]

A vassal is basically just a henchman, thats what the Elden Beast is

Elden Beast is not the embodiment of the greater will, its just something the greater will is using to do its biding

[vivid oar]

The "GOD SLAIN" text that appears when you kill it would like to disagree

[dull slate]

Mfw lore just doesnt exist to some people

Also did you forget that Radagon is also killed??? Y'know the other half of the very god that is a vessel for the Greater Will, aka Marika

[primal niche]

ok i pull up

[graceful escarp]

I mean same case with Jesus he’s god but really he’s not, the father is god 🤣

[dull slate]

I get the feeling this'll start some sort of religion war

[graceful escarp]

Well ig I’m out 🏃

[finite crane]

Ayo what the song in this vid

[echo ginkgo]

ah yes, let me spend real money on this talisman dropped by one of the first bosses you encounter

[novel lintel]

Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush

[mystic python]

(red wolf of radagon cosplay)

[vivid oar]

Gotta make the dog take a tomato sauce bath for the cosplay to be complete

[scenic mauve]

Close enough

[mystic python]

basically

accidentally had flash on and my dog looks like a crack fiend now

[daring steppe]

Best cosplay I have ever seen in Elden Ring!

[mystic python]

true

[grand summit]

that's a favorite

[sleek gazelle]

not me

[sleek gazelle]

it felt so nice killing him

👍

[radiant yew]

Chuh duh'n

[mild sinew]

I would regret getting that tattoo 2 seconds after having it

[sleek gazelle]

the yellow outline is ugly

[mild sinew]

Not even that it’s a cool tattoo but I’m just not a tattoo person

[gleaming delta]

this really is the worst channel no cap

[gleaming delta]

Yea

[mild sinew]

I never said I love fortnite I’m married to the game

[mint ivy]

Thoughts?

[leaden cliff]

whatever the guy on crack said was probably more sane then what was above

[inland siren]

I love tomboys precisely because they behave more like man than woman, so less conflicts and more chilling atmosphere

Still, depends on the person

[mild sinew]

This guy gets it

[subtle pine]

Mf got outa Caelid 💀

[mild sinew]

Mf look like a cartoon bird who just got hit with TNT

[grand summit]

You understand perfectly

[gleaming delta]

Bro, this is moghwyn palace lookin fellow

[finite crane]

This goes hard, mind if I screenshot?

[vivid oar]

I don't mind, we must spread Chadahn's message far and wide

[cosmic sage]

This looks almost exactly like my cat

[finite crane]

Thanks bro

[gleaming delta]

Chadahn Chain

[strong hill]

Damn

[neat lance]

Blessed be the patch bringer.

[slate pumice]

Can FromSoft nerf Malenia? Her smile shines too bright, I can't see anything during combat and get distracted. There also seems to be a problem with her model, I lose focus easily as the longer the duration of the fight is, especially during the phase 2 transition and onwards.

[neat lance]

I genuinely burst out laughing.
Thank you so much for uploading this my dude.

[gleaming delta]

is elden ring worth getting

[tropic vine]

no and yes

[inland snow]

Guys does this mean ps4 and 5 can play together now or what?

[gleaming delta]

They could before

[inland snow]

Nope tried with so many people it wouldn't work

[gleaming delta]

For me it did

[inland snow]

Weird 🤔

[coral rover]

worst game ever bro

[burnt comet]

no like the online stuff the lag or something like that between host and player

[sharp brook]

No you are better of buying an EA game then playing this garbage

[inland snow]

😂😂

[slender cave]

LMAO that GTA Vice City gui with mp5 hahaha

[sharp portal]

It’s really good I recommend it

[dense iris]

ng+3 finally done

[inland snow]

4 hours is too long without chadahn couldn't resist

[cosmic sage]

🗿

[outer cargo]

radahan is a low intelligence specimen

[cosmic sage]

You posted that like not even half an hour ago

[inland snow]

From someone who cares about you
You should delete that before the chadahn church arrives

[cosmic sage]

So funny.

[weak moon]

im gonna say it. chadahn is not funny

[cosmic sage]

A lot of things in this channel isn’t funny

[weak moon]

true. true.

[gleaming delta]

miss when actual memes were posted and not repost spam :(

[swift loom]

At least for once it isn't some political BS

[echo ginkgo]

+enemy felled

[cosmic sage]

No one talks about political stuff here.

[swift loom]

The amount of times I've seen people get angry at each other about political stuff or pointless drama in here says otherwise

[cosmic sage]

I’ve never seen any of it. Sounds like something that would happen in #fan-art but not here.

[echo ginkgo]

England isn’t a country…

Its a C*nt Tree

[gleaming delta]

Monsoon, anyone?

[minor mango]

I have returned to preach the word of Lord Chadahn, it is good to see our followers growing

[minor mango]

very good brother

[weak moon]

chadahn unfunny

[cosmic sage]

^^

[sonic parcel]

[minor mango]

silence uncultured one

[weak moon]

you hate me because im right

[cosmic sage]

No he’s right, it’s overused at this point.

[minor mango]

no its not i started it

[cosmic sage]

Good for you, still overused

[minor mango]

i disagree, spamming chadahn is the law of the church of Chadahn

[cosmic sage]

I miss when there was actually good memes.

[weak moon]

same here

[grand summit]

im listening

[minor mango]

a mod told us to spam it a million times so we said bet

[weak moon]

doesnt make it funny

[cosmic sage]

Well it’s getting old

[minor mango]

you are uncultured in the teachings of chadahn

[outer cargo]

the channel has an elden ring theme meme rule tho, doesn't really help it staying fresh

[weak moon]

we have senses of humor that isnt ‘oho spam = funny’, not uncultured

[cosmic sage]

Stop saying uncultured, it’s cringy.

[minor mango]

its not humor it religion

i am the priest of Chadahn it is my duty to spread his word

[cosmic sage]

Dude…

[weak moon]

sounds kinda cringe

[outer cargo]

Chad soy cringe based
Shut up

[grand summit]

tf is going on here

[minor mango]

you know not the word of our Lord

[cosmic sage]

Dude really, it’s getting old

[gleaming delta]

Midnight, I'm with PM and Anomaly here

Chadan was funny, but he is funny no longer

Stop it, get some help

[minor mango]

i started the Chadahn spam it is my duty to see it through

[weak moon]

some jokes are funny the first few times, ill admit it. but spamming ruins it. people spamming radahn good stuff has ruined him for me

[outer cargo]

Chad Malenia spam time?

[cosmic sage]

No.

[gleaming delta]

No spam, it'll get old real quick.

[minor mango]

no Betalenia is cringe with her cringe rot

[weak moon]

maybe just post funny memes. dont spam anything

[outer cargo]

ur just mad she curbstomped radahan

[gleaming delta]

Oh my god, infighting

[cosmic sage]

This is going nowhere.

[minor mango]

Chadahn let her win, for he would not hit a woman

[outer cargo]

imagine losing to someone 1/100 your size, I'd lose my mind too

[weak moon]

imagine not just posting memes

[outer cargo]

go ahead

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[weak moon]

those boat guys be like

[cosmic sage]

Dude stop. It’s not even funny anymore.

[outer cargo]

just delete the channel

[weak moon]

*server

[cosmic sage]

^^

[minor mango]

this is the domain of Lord Chadahn, if thou dont like it take thy business elsewhere

[cosmic sage]

God you’re weird.

[cosmic sage]

Posting the same image within the duration of a minute doesn’t make it funny.

[minor mango]

yes it does

[outer cargo]

its an official server, rules are too tight for funny

[cosmic sage]

Dudes got a dead sense of humour.

[minor mango]

a mod told us to do this

[cosmic sage]

Yeah like a fat while ago.

[weak moon]

a mod saying something about it doesnt make it funny

[minor mango]

its not supposed to be, we do it in respect for our lord

[cosmic sage]

Pretty sure you just thinks it’s funny. No one would actually follow a radhan religion.

[minor mango]

started it

[outer cargo]

but imagine giving a (poop)

[cosmic sage]

You are literally the only one in it

[minor mango]

there are others i believe they are sleeping

[weak moon]

ah yes. you and like 2 others

[minor mango]

so

[cosmic sage]

Ever seen one of these midnight?

[minor mango]

there are 2 of you vs the entire church of Chadahn, aswel as his redmane soldiors

[cosmic sage]

“The entire church of chadhan.” is you and your imaginary friend.

[weak moon]

minor spelling mistake. i win.

[cosmic sage]

Let the weirdo and his imaginary friend twiddle their fingers. They aren’t going to listen for the only things on that minor brain is “chadhan church.”

[weak moon]

now this. this is humor.

[outer cargo]

When I see Chadahan for the 9784th time

[cosmic sage]

That’s a file.

[sharp portal]

You gotta be on pc to see it

[minor mango]

imaginge getting annoyed at people making an imaginary religion about spamming a meme image of a game character, how maidenless are you

[outer cargo]

mobile moment

[weak moon]

imagine spamming a meme of an in game character and thinking its funny

[sharp portal]

Hehe funny drawing

[minor mango]

it is

[cosmic sage]

It’s literally an image that’s been posted more than majority of other things in this channel.

[weak moon]

yeah sure. lets go with that

[minor mango]

i know its been spammed i was the one who started the spam of General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[cosmic sage]

i don’t care if you started it or not, there is nothing funny about an image.

[minor mango]

there is\

[cosmic sage]

Tell me, what’s so funny.

[gleaming delta]

General Chadan, scourge of the simps

[weak moon]

wheres the punchline

[cosmic sage]

Dude won’t even answer 😂

[minor mango]

i dont need to answer to those who refuse the teachings of Lord Chadahn

[cosmic sage]

So you’re saying I’m right, there’s nothing funny about the image.

[weak moon]

you wont answer because you realized theres nothing funny abt it

[minor mango]

its religion

[cosmic sage]

It’s a bad joke that you refuse to give a good explanation to why or how it is funny.

[weak moon]

calling it a joke is generous

[cosmic sage]

No doubt he’ll reply to it with the image.

[minor mango]

i dont need to explain anything if i know you will not understand

[cosmic sage]

Called it

[gleaming delta]

Lifesteal first is the greatest weapon in ER because it allows you to morb

[weak moon]

its morbin time!

[cosmic sage]

Morbius jokes are funnier than chadhan, and morbius jokes are terrible

[grand summit]

Piss maiden after seeing the 16 millionth picture of radahn smiling

[cosmic sage]

Now this is a proper meme

[minor mango]

that is indeed correct

[cosmic sage]

I don’t even need to imagine what midnight looks like. I can already tell.

[minor mango]

skinny white boi that has a wife

[cosmic sage]

That’s a lie and a half.

[gleaming delta]

fat black girl has a husband

[outer cargo]

40 year old spamming discord meme channel

[grand summit]

Sounds about right

[minor mango]

not married yet but engaged

[cosmic sage]

x2

[gleaming delta]

lmao made me too, man

[weak moon]

i hope it goes well
doesnt make ur meme funny tho

[grand summit]

Mods are gonna have a festival cleaning this one up

[cosmic sage]

I wouldn’t even say he’s over20.

[minor mango]

im not

[cosmic sage]

Called it again.

[minor mango]

and if im engaged when im under 20 and in university id say im off better than you

[gleaming delta]

you are all just red pilled

[cosmic sage]

Totally.

[grand summit]

How long yall been together?

[minor mango]

almost a year

[somber frost]

as someone who was also engaged before 20 at one point in my life, to someone that I was with for 10 years before things ended... messily... don't count your eggs before they hatch, my friend.

[cosmic sage]

^

[grand summit]

Already engaged? Might want to slow it down

[somber frost]

best of luck, though. seriously.

[minor mango]

that is unfortunate to hear, i hope things go better for you good sir.. i also know how it feels to get betrayed in that situation

[somber frost]

ended up meeting my now wife just a month after that last one ended. We have been together for 6.5 years now. Married for nearly a year. It got better.

[minor mango]

that is good to hear, out of respect for a fellow i shall stop Chadahn spam for a while

[cosmic sage]

[minor mango]

okay just one more

[cosmic sage]

You really didn’t need to

[somber frost]

Jesus Christ. lmao

[minor mango]

it was funny tho

[grand summit]

Okay, I'll give this one to you, it was kinda funny this time

[minor mango]

hell yeah

[zenith axle]

Yeah and I am proud with it

[grand summit]

why is there the Dark Souls 3 HUD with Elden Ring music, with the Dark Souls 3 you died screen

[zenith axle]

That's elden ring hud, also about the screen, I didn't find it

[grand summit]

that's dark souls 3, nvm, I got them mixed up,

[minor mango]

might be ds3 but i dont know

[zenith axle]

No, I cropped it off Elden Ring screenshot. It's alright

[echo ginkgo]

Guys keep spamming Chadahn, eventually it will be funny I promise.

[cosmic sage]

Dude, no.

[minor mango]

i made an oath to not spam for a while, and by the teachings of lord Chadahn i shall keep that promise

[grand summit]

The paladin arch

[minor mango]

i am still priest of Chadahn, eventually i shall return to the spam

[grand summit]

The Oathbreaker Arch

[oblique nova]

Papazaki has given PC the greatest blessing.

[minor mango]

what dat line tho

[echo ginkgo]

💀

[brazen copper]

Thank God, thought this was gonna stay cringe

[true quail]

Those crazy mfs actually did it

[scenic mauve]

So the merchants stay dead?

[true quail]

No you just don't have to go to the caves to get the smithingstone bell bearings every single ng+

[vivid oar]

Wait so does the shop carry over or do the unused bearings carry over?

[true quail]

the shop carries over for those bell bearings

[vivid oar]

So in the game I had before my current NG+, I had all of the stones and somber stones available in the husk shop. Will they be there next time I log on or will this only work from here forward, meaning I need to get all of the bearings again?

[true quail]

i dont work for FS but I think the latter

[vivid oar]

Dang, that sucks

[true quail]

So glad I didn't start NG3 yet bc that was the worst part of any ng+ run

[lavish robin]

Dawg this is literally just pr0n

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[vivid oar]

Definitely, I want to get a bunch of items to +24 or +9 quickly but now I can't 'cause I don't have the bearings

[true quail]

❤️

[scenic mauve]

love your guy

[true quail]

I took upon myself the burden of making the preceptor's mask look good at any cost

[vivid oar]

Where can I find this cookbook? I went to John's kitchen and did his invasion, and afterwards I even killed his lion Garfield, but neither dropped the book

[thin compass]

its found in the egg in Mohgs Palace place, the lore is that he had planned to good the egg and this is one of his many cook books