elden-fun

[ocean island]

I chat with Izmar fairly regularly yes

[tacit thicket]

What's her stand on a off topic meme channel

[ocean island]

Izmar — 05/17/2022
ER-flavored memes only, please. We aren't trying to be the new 9gag.

[steel pewter]

Whats her stand on a saul goodman channel

[gleaming delta]

Little edgy but a valid point regardless

[tacit thicket]

What is a 9gag

[steel pewter]

Its Ifunny but old

[tacit thicket]

Yes let's make elden ring the new ifunny, where it's actually funny

[ocean island]

nothing I say will appease them anyway, they just want to push the line until they end up banned

[slate pumice]

yeah same everything got boring, I guess that's bound to happen with single player games tho, got all achievements and quit after like 220 hours

[tacit thicket]

Sometimes you try to get into elden ring pvp but you just get 1 or 2shot everywhere so you delete elden ring

[gleaming delta]

Pvp gives me a migrane in this game br, I have it 100% now im working on getting like every item basically

I still find joy in it, making new creative builds help like making your own little theme

[tough jay]

elden ring

[steel pewter]

elden ring

[tacit thicket]

hey guys this is my strength faith build let's go have some fun in pvp!!!
"Gets 3 shot by rivers of blood"
"Gets 1shot by sorcery"
F*** this game "delete's it"

[tacit thicket]

Japanese people are both cool and weird

[opaque forum]

Bet he watched the cutscene every time too

[gleaming delta]

Bro ranking them

[cerulean charm]

Elden pvp is just get beat up

[steel pewter]

Ironically Ranni is the most picked ending

[tacit thicket]

Dude that's literally sempiternal, I cannot unsee it

[granite perch]

Exactly.

[steel pewter]

Which you wouldnt think it wouldnt be

[tacit thicket]

Rannis ending is the most picked because you are no longer maidenless

[steel pewter]

Or set the whole world ablaze

[opaque abyss]

So does the devs promote arson technically? (Lol)

[tacit thicket]

Yes

[opaque abyss]

Alright I'll be back, gotta go to the nearby orphanage!

[slate pumice]

Carian knight armour too 💀 I respect the hustle

[vivid oar]

Even though it's like the worst ending, you helped the terrorist who orchestrated the assassination of her brother and the downfall of the continent become the new ruler

[steel pewter]

Yes, set the world on fire

[idle dagger]

Ohio has corn and delusional maniacs, Louisiana has marshes and crawfish.

[paper summit]

Thought you were talking about the song there for a second

[minor osprey]

woah this madlad

[sharp portal]

A crown is warranted with strength

Or summons

[gleaming delta]

Legs aren’t obese enough 0/10

[brazen copper]

100%

[open harness]

Goodness gracious

[slate pumice]

She looks like a snack, no, a full course meal

[vivid oar]

That was Ranni before she offed herself? How dare Ranni deny us this by offing herself and leaving us with a deteriorating corpse and a heap of wood and strings

[livid zenith]

Don't do Margit dirty, comparing him to a monster like that.

[scenic mauve]

True, we all know who the true monster is

[gleaming delta]

Why is ranni a doll now exactly or when you get her ending is that her like humanoid form, im so confused

[vivid oar]

She never becomes a human, you marry a doll with a demigod spirit/soul inside of it

[true quail]

how's it going tonight brotha

[gleaming delta]

But why is she in the doll? Can't she be reborn

[true quail]

it's very Mormon

Source: I have a religious studies degree and am extremely interested in the LDS this is not me being a werido memeing I'm serious

[vivid oar]

It's a ton of lore, but you know how the Shattering basically ignited thanks to Godwyn's death? Well Ranni stole part of the Rune of Death and had the Black Knife assassins kill him and other demigods, starting the Shattering. Then she killed herself and had her soul/spirit enter the doll we see

[gleaming delta]

What ab rot lady, she dies and like just comes out the same person right

[vivid oar]

She doesn't die

[true quail]

The Age of Stars and generally the whole 'you must become consort of a God" cosmology in general is deeply Mormon

[gleaming delta]

Ah. But could ranni just choose to be like a normal humanoid thing or is she stuck as a doll

[true quail]

your goal is literally to eternally marry a woman (either ranni or marika) in order to usher in your own era of creation

[gleaming delta]

How do I marry rya

[true quail]

God if only I knew

[gleaming delta]

Atleast she cares about me 😔 unlike ranni

[true quail]

The Tarnished's relationship with Zorayas was literally the only one that wasn't pathologically toxic

She unconditionally loved and accepted you because you unconditionally accepted and (I hope to God) loved her.

If any mf says they have an elden waifu besides Rya/Zorayas they need to get their ass in therapy ASAP

[grand summit]

idk, Zorayas is aight I guess, still a bit mad about the fact that she gave me a talisman that increases damage taken

[gleaming delta]

Don't be mad at her she went through a lot >:(

[vivid oar]

Why does no one like Melina 😭
She cares about you, the "purpose" that she finds is to help you. You serve her and she serves you.

[gleaming delta]

Shes alright but ehhh , after the first playthrough she's kinda irrelevant to me

[vivid oar]

Yes because a snake girl who is fine with murder (she asks you to kill Boggart over a freaking necklace!) is so much better

[gleaming delta]

She didn't ask for you to kill him?

From what I recall she just asks for you to get it back

[grand summit]

the implications were there

[gleaming delta]

How so, I really dont remember lol

[vivid oar]

She asks if you're fine with killing one of your own basicallt

[gleaming delta]

Oh yeah, like the whole point of the manor duh. I forgor

I still prefer snek lady :]

[void iris]

Same

[novel fulcrum]

Same

[true quail]

? I think most young women who were whipped into a frenzy over something personal would say something completely out of their depth like "WHY DONT YOU KILL HIM"

[gleaming delta]

Especially in like the old timey setting of er

No, girls make me nervous.

[true quail]

Sincerely Rya is the only one who shows anything remotely close to love for the tarnished after you accept her serpentine form. Everyone else expects something of you.

Rya may not be marriage material, but I would date her.

[gleaming delta]

Buehuehueheuueh

[true quail]

Hyetta is an acceptable answer too but she's mostly interested in you as this weird messianic figure rather than like "You" you.

She's not in love with You as it were she's in love with the Lord of Chaos that she's built in her mind

[gleaming delta]

Sellen ball 😍

[mental dome]

I Made a friend

[true quail]

Rya is the only woman in the lands between I'd remotely consider marrying, for what it's worth

I don't think she's a winner, though

[gleaming delta]

Made me so sad when she wanted me to kill her bru

[true quail]

My brother in Christ you deserve better

[gleaming delta]

I didn't even realize you were you lmaoo

[true quail]

I couldn't do it dude I felt the same way I wanted to be like "I love you let's run away"

[gleaming delta]

Yea I did the thing where she goes on an adventure to find herself or sum, the note she leaves is so nice

[true quail]

I wanted to go with her

To Hell with being elden lord, I just want to be with her.

[true quail]

My brother in Christ she's a snake either way it's not about the sex

you were down with marrying a snake until the idea that the snake might be something approaching analogous to human male

I want you to ponder that you will have to answer for this before God

No yeah she is Zorayas

And the very reason that she's actually one of the only characters that cares about you beyond what you can do for her is that you don't want to kill her after you find that out

Like she's probably the only healthy relationship with another person that the tarnished has throughout their whole journey, everyone else wants something from them. Zorayas is just like "I'm just me 🙂 Thanks for being so nice to me and loving me :)"

[gleaming delta]

Yay

[gleaming delta]

lmfao

[unkempt ferry]

Lava does peanut damage in elden ring lol

[void iris]

Fr

[gleaming delta]

Scarlet rot has nothing on ds2 poison frfr

[void iris]

Except when you’re fighting the great wyrm theodoric

[gleaming delta]

But people still find a way to soak themselves

[void iris]

You can Lose all your souls though

You right lol

[stray basalt]

Why you got hole instead of a finger.

[vivid oar]

How does Melina not show anything remotely close to love for our Tarnished? Sure, it started as using our Tarnished to get to the foot of the Erdtree so that Melina could find her purpose, but by the time we get there and she leaves up for a short period of time, she realizes that her purpose is to stay with us and be our maiden. That's why she joins back up with us and tells us something along the lines of she's making her own purpose, and that's to help us become Elden Lord. We helped her get to the foot of the Erdtree, she decides to make her purpose helping us become Elden Lord even if she has to burn for it to happen. Sounds pretty loving to me. She even thanks you for giving her a purpose as she's burning. Also, if you say it's not a relationship thing because she just wants to help you become Elden Lord, not marry you or something, remember the Raging Wolf and his maiden. He went to the Flame of Frenzy to save his maiden, meaning that for someone to become Elden Lord (without Flame of Frenzy ending), their maiden must burn. So Melina is willing to stay with you even if it means her eventual burning. She could've just survived and not rejoined after Morgott.
(Great, my whole "pointing out Rya isn't as good as most of the fandom thinks" thing of mine is turning me into a Melina simp. Although even if you want to call me a Melina simp, I wouldn't be one of those weird, creepy simps cough cough Ranni simps who talks about weird stuff like the feet)
Let's both agree that Rya and Melina both genuinely care about our Tarnished

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[true quail]

Melina is more like an older syster, Rya is for dating.

[vivid oar]

Well at least Melina isn't our Tarnished's actual sister, meaning preferring her for a relationship doesn't make you native to Alabama

Also maybe your point about Rya is true, if you're into snakes in that way

Rya doesn't have a single cutscene 😎

[true quail]

Rya just wants to have a quiet and happy life and honestly that's all I want and she's very sweet so I wouldn't say no to spending that with her. This is an alternative ending to the whole "Elden lord" nonsense.

[vivid oar]

Rya just wants to have a quiet and happy life where she hires people to kill other people for reasons that we don't even know, in the letter she leaves us in her best possible sidequest ending she even says she wants to continue Tanith's work

[true quail]

yeah that goes without saying we're discussing their other benefits htough

[true quail]

Rya did that because her mother told her to. She's obviously profoundly changed by the tarnished accepting her true form as Zorayas and that would in turn lean to a vast recalculation in her worldview wherein the Tarnished would be particularly imporant

[vivid oar]

Which Hoslow? Juno Hoslow, the older brother, is a badass

[thorn fox]

My meme got reposted and u know what I’m ok with that

[true quail]

The tarnished and rya are literally the healthiest couple for eachother

[thorn fox]

Atleast someone found it funny

[vivid oar]

If she was "obviously profoundly changed" then why does she want to continue Tanith's work in her best ending?

[true quail]

this

[true quail]

creepy assuming that the erdtree and golden order are objectively good. I'd go with her and help her as consorts

the creepy order

[vivid oar]

So you'd help her hire people to kill other people? We're never even given a reason as to why we're killing the people we do!

[true quail]

yeah she's my wife

[vivid oar]

So if your wife was perfect other than that she had a tendency to kill certain people without giving any reason you would be okay with that?

[true quail]

SHe has a great reason it's to build strength to burn the erdtree

[slate pumice]

Fr, if you're gonna marry someone who uses hired killers just marry Ranni 💍

[vivid oar]

Not to burn the Erdtree. Also the whole challenging the Erdtree was Rykard's master plan that he led, but we already got told that after the serpent devoured him, his ambitions became gluttonous

[true quail]

Well me and Rya would make it about burning the erdtree because she's the only one who treats the tarnished like a human being and would have an equal partnership in their relationship

You are cattle to Ranni. She used you. To pretend otherwise is the most paralytically "I have not felt the touch of a woman in so long" moment of alll

[vivid oar]

I think Ranni is the H!tler of Elden Ring, I never claimed to like her.

[true quail]

You are cattle to every force and face you interact with Except rya

Even Hewg only wants you as the element to which he can forge the godslaying argument and fulfill His purpose his interest in you is ultimately self centered- just like every one else.

[vivid oar]

Also we already established that Melina also treats the Tarnished well and like a human being. We also established that Melina's relationship with you is equal too since you serve her and she serves you. On top of that, you're talking about how you and Rya would make burning the Erdtree the goal and that's a good thing. Well Melina's goal is to burn the Erdtree. She's willing to die to do it, if you truly care about a cause then you should be willing to die for it. I would die for a select few of my real-life beliefs (at least I'd like to believe I'd have that courage if the situation occurred)

[true quail]

Rya/Zorayas -- and this is my hill, is the only character in the lands between who cared about the Tarnished

Melina was apt to use the tarnished to enact her destiny, and she did

[vivid oar]

Also false, I know almost everyone just wants to use you and give nothing in return. I'd say Rya, Melina, and Boc are the only selfless characters

[hot quiver]

What the heck

[true quail]

You are purely interchangable to Melina. To Rya you will forever be the first person besides her mother to accept her as Zorayas

[vivid oar]

No, she was using the Tarnished to enact her destiny but then when she finally reached the Erdtree she decided that she would make her own purpose, hence why she joined you again

[true quail]

Here's a compromise. You can have Melina, I'll take Zorayas

[vivid oar]

I don't see either of us budging so sure ig

[true quail]

Cool enjoy your divorce in a few years

[vivid oar]

Enjoy not being able to have a family because you're married to a snake

[true quail]

🐍 🧒

[slate pumice]

Zorayas is fatherless

[livid zenith]

Life finds a way 😈 🐸🐍

[viscid drift]

Is Zorayas not born from a human?

[gleaming delta]

Malenia, blade of Ballina

[open harness]

it was tanith and snake rykard that made rya iirc, so if that worked...

[west coral]

Tanith is her adoptive mother

[open harness]

Didn't know

Then where did they come from? Like genuine question.

[west coral]

She was born from a ritual between Daedicar and serpents, the only thing we know is from the amulet

[open harness]

Who tf is daedicar, hold on imma google this

[west coral]

Who cares

[signal mango]

her deviant taste literally give you a debuff lol

[west coral]

Chad gameplay only

[signal mango]

only chads run fias debuff for the entire game

[sharp portal]

Hugs > 5% of my health

[remote locust]

truly

i've been keeping her baldachins blessing and her radiant blessing all the way through NG+ in honor of her

[patent arch]

You do know they debuff you right

Wait wrong chat this isnt general

[frail swallow]

Oh good Sempiterminal deleted my post from yesterday (we joked about how he would delete it)

[signal mango]

you poor bastard, how long did these 2 take

[mystic python]

godskin duo 3 tries with rogier and elden beast 2 tries because the second time elden stars got stuck in the ground

started as wretch and obtained a +7 spear from incantation guy in roundtable

[nocturne gull]

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898, lets have fun with this!

[gleaming delta]

No

[shy veldt]

is this normal xD

[frosty swift]

Praise the Sun ?

[frosty swift]

I know...

[weary trellis]

terrible timing 😅

[frosty swift]

I miss solaire ((((

[rare fulcrum]

If the show is called invincible why can I see him

[echo ginkgo]

^^^

[distant root]

Solare was the only ever true form of happiness in these games

[gleaming delta]

Jarsburg

[west coral]

Yep, the reason brothels are illegal is because of an item description in elden ring. You figured it out

[true quail]

Talisman of White Woman

[idle dagger]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[nocturne gull]

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898, lets have fun with this!

[gleaming delta]

No

[signal mango]

Reject starbucks, Imbrace diversity

[idle dagger]

9

[fringe mesa]

Jesus

[cerulean raven]

What? First of all adultery to me sounds like cheating on yo man which there is no excuse for. Second, when did this tie in with brothels lmao? Why do you have to suddenly go political over a neat piece of lore?

[west coral]

Sounds like you're just upset that the man figured out the illuminati conspiracy after reading a random item description in a video-game with no context

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[cerulean raven]

Your right, I’m a government agent who was trying to silence him

[burnt comet]

agreed

[weary trellis]

we are japanese goblin*

[lofty vapor]

That song SUCKS

[gleaming delta]

I don't touhou even is I thought the video was funny lol

[true quail]

恋童癖

[sonic roost]

Lookin like Monstrous Dogs out of Caelid

[swift lodge]

wtf

[fervent zenith]

[hasty obsidian]

Cool cat

[gray cosmos]

Specifically kushala from world

[void iris]

You talking about the tRex dogs?

[nocturne gull]

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898, lets have fun with this!

[harsh hedge]

^facts

[gleaming zealot]

Prank em john!

[past fossil]

Forgot to include the big jar being called a dog

[scenic horizon]

PRANK

[scenic horizon]

Huh

[frail swallow]

more reason to dislike Spain

[scenic horizon]

The more ya know

[last dune]

I dig this.

I also find it interesting how Native Americans, Pre-colonial Philippines, and Pre-Americanized Hawaii all had this.

[pulsar condor]

More the reason to like spain

[frail swallow]

wtf

[last dune]

Agreed

[gleaming delta]

Ong?

[gleaming delta]

Then dung eater when flying dragon agheel walks in

[remote locust]

dung eater when i pull out a funny little blue potion instead of five seedbed curses

[hasty obsidian]

The dung eater when i f*cking murder him for the funny armor

[weak timber]

Dung eater be like, it was just a phase please move past it and stop calling me that.

[frail swallow]

what got deleted

[steel pewter]

Dung eater vs Piss drinker

[nocturne gull]

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898, lets have fun with this!

[fluid cipher]

Based?

[woven rapids]

PoV you are Malenia

[fresh bison]

Smol Niall

[frail swallow]

This reminds me of unmasked Pyro

[tacit thicket]

Guys I checked, sempiternal isn't online so send the funny memes

[glacial sand]

Trying out a nox flowing hammer build

[gleaming delta]

Fortuna

[last roost]

Metal gear solid five

[vapid tide]

Thats a good one

[frail swallow]

"You're gonna extract him?"

[weak timber]

Ranni is Indian?

[gleaming delta]

Wdym “fortuna”? Like the city?

[strange reef]

They really want me to get into the soul series

[idle dagger]

dont

[jagged gyro]

do

[strange reef]

I've played ds3

[solar ivy]

@past fossil ???

[past fossil]

Platforms?

[last dune]

Pretty good deal.

[strange reef]

Maybe for all platforms idk I saw this on insta

[glacial sand]

did a mod really just delete something both inoffensive and elden ring related, and leave all of the totally unrelated posts above it? rofl

[ocean island]

typing "elden ring" into a message doesn't make the post ER related.

[fallen igloo]

🤓

[glacial sand]

rofl looks like you're "that" kind of discord mod

[strange reef]

Damn

[ocean island]

If you see rules being broken, feel free to report them to @shell roost, I cleared out the most recent stuff, it aint that deep

[gleaming delta]

You realize they have to take screenshots and file it into something for evidence before they delete it

[fallen igloo]

If you check rule 3978, it says "no fun allowed"🤓

[signal mango]

this is him B)

[ocean island]

I'm sorry we don't allow you to post edgy memes hammy

go post your junk memes in some random friend server

[fallen igloo]

Seeth

[signal mango]

Semp I respect you and want to have your babies, but relax on the elden cringe
(there will be repercussions for this statement I bet)

[fallen igloo]

Also you spelled "edgy" wrong

[ocean island]

You right, what ever will I do

[remote locust]

imagine posting non elden ring memes in an elden ring server. that just sounds like so much fun for people who come here for elden ring stuff

[glacial sand]

"Trying out a nox flowing hammer build" really got pepeeyerolled for complaining about this when half the things in here have zero relevance to any content in ER at all

[quasi silo]

who's this wrong answers only

[signal mango]

piconjo

[ocean island]

Y'know what you're right I probably could have left that

[simple mirage]

Nelson

[grand summit]

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder

[glacial sand]

Thank you my guy

[gleaming delta]

Jake from State Farm

[strange trail]

Wtf is that pfp

[strange reef]

Dog

[gleaming delta]

Milk

[outer kettle]

a Furry

[gaunt jacinth]

Soldier of godrick

[livid zenith]

S*xy long red hair? That's clearly Zelos Wilder from Tales of Symphonia

[weary trellis]

console lit

[weary trellis]

is it a bundle for all 3?

[gleaming delta]

We have heard the call, and have come as swiftly as possible

[remote locust]

my beloved little scrunkly

[pseudo venture]

Lol

[strange reef]

Na sadly

[open harness]

None of them are even on sale. They're all full price rn.

[cunning pecan]

Thor

[pseudo venture]

McDonald’s employee

[gleaming delta]

stanley from stanley parable

[gleaming delta]

The settlement from Warframe

[gleaming delta]

Dlc spoilers here

[tired pasture]

Please do not send memes unrelated to Elden Ring, if you continue to do so, I will be forced to call moderators.

[vivid oar]

Sad that Deltarune music is replacing the Earthbound music that used to be used commonly in memes

[buoyant idol]

I furled my finger at work in a bizzare blood ritual with some machinery.
Can I invade IRL now?

[mild sinew]

Elden ring is not that serious

[livid zenith]

try squeezing it really hard and if red stuff starts appearing (its perfectly safe, just tomato sauce) it means you're attempting to invade another world. When you black out from blood lo- the game is trying to connect you.

[buoyant idol]

So when I come to, then I murder?

[vivid oar]

Yep, just black out and you'll wake up in the host's world

[weary trellis]

and i thought furled meant twisted or turned

[mint ivy]

Why does the watchdog look like it's on a ps1

[tired pasture]

Please do not send memes unrelated to Elden Ring, if you continue to do so, I will be forced to call moderators.

[gleaming delta]

Please do not send memes unrelated to Elden Ring, if you continue to do so, I will be forced to call moderators.

Ruh roh

[livid zenith]

Your honour my client is literally the silly creature

[dim oyster]

This bot is actually insane lol

[frail swallow]

Who called upon me?

[strange reef]

master oogway be doing work

[thorn fox]

What is this

[dim oyster]

DALL•E mini, it uses an AI to try to create images of whatever you type it

[thorn fox]

O cool

[gleaming delta]

How do I get maidens irl? 🤔

[grand summit]

You don't

[pulsar condor]

Maiden are a myth created by lonely people

[minor mango]

HE RETURNS, General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[cedar ravine]

dw he won’t stop

[minor mango]

The mod said to come here so we shal

[ocean island]

Chad Radahn rules #elden-fun now

[pulsar condor]

As he should

[astral bolt]

he rules this channel like he rules women

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[light jackal]

is that DOLL•E?

[dim oyster]

yes

[light jackal]

bro i want it so badly

how long did it take for you to gain access

[dim oyster]

Use dall e mini, its what everyone is using for free ! You just have to spam your request since there are so many people using it at once, then it takes about 2 mins to generate

[iron shale]

Beta Stars vs Sigma Radahn

[light jackal]

i signed up for the full version, haven't checked my email so much in so long

[minor mango]

nothing can beat General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[remote moat]

Wait, Sempiternal is real? I thought they were a story you tell to young discorders so they don't misbehave like Santa Claus or Big Foot

[iron shale]

Betalenia, Blade of Virgins vs General Chadahn

[astral bolt]

scarlet bot turns all into betas

[minor mango]

Betalenia failed to protect one single person

[iron shale]

Betalenia has no stars 💀

[minor mango]

and no sick ass festival

[iron shale]

Only the scarlet std

[minor mango]

General Chadahn resides is a bloody battle field, Betalenia lives in a lame ass tree

[iron shale]

Chadahn has a chad horse, Betalenia has a egg brother who got kidnapped

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

Who cares what people think, General Chadahn, Scourge of Women's opinion is the only on that matters (this is part of the bit)

That only made him go Sigma mode

[iron shale]

General Chadahn is a gentleman

[iron shale]

Yo there’s brothels in Elden Ring?

Prob Melina’s side job

[minor mango]

General Chadahn does not support prostitution

[iron shale]

Bad news but she literally has slept with every tarnished ever

[minor mango]

General Chadahn only promotes devoted relationships

[loud pilot]

That guy with nice A$$

[iron shale]

That’s why people call you ‘ever-brilliant’ Goldmask

[minor mango]

Daddy of General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

Lord Chadahn in-had no women since they were not required,
He had... Ambition, and 2 big swords

Chadahn was never beaten, he chose to loose to the tarnished

[iron shale]

Chadahn brought back the tarnished so he can have a challenge (they weren’t a challenge)

[minor mango]

Chadahn could have laid bed with all women in the lands between, he simply chose not too

[iron shale]

Chadahn broke the Elden ring when he thought of it too hard

[pulsar condor]

He should fight Soldier of God, Rick

[iron shale]

Soldier of God, Rick trained Chadahn in his cave of meteor magic and combat

I’ve used a mimic veil to turn me into a pickle morty!

[minor mango]

General Chadahn is honestly just cool and deserves the title of lord

General Chadahn was a humble man

[pulsar condor]

Chadahn could beat Let Me Solo Her

[iron shale]

Under the pot is actually Chadahn’s phantom

[minor mango]

Welcome brother, do you also worship Lord Chadahn

[pulsar condor]

Yes

[dry narwhal]

Bomb

[iron shale]

Wherever Chadahn steps he makes 10k runes

[minor mango]

General Chadahn once consumed a bomb

[dry narwhal]

Who is Chadahn?

[minor mango]

WHAT!

[iron shale]

The Scourge of Women?

[pulsar condor]

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Chadahn

[dry narwhal]

The only person I worship is Sigmar

[iron shale]

Champion over Betalenia, Sword of Virgins?

[minor mango]

Lord Chadahn was the true ruler of Caelid, before Betalenia spread her Cringe Rot everywhere

[vivid oar]

Too much messages, not enough reposts

[iron shale]

It was originally Chaelid

[dry narwhal]

oh I see whats happening here

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[pulsar condor]

Chadahn invented World Peace before he got Betalenia's Cringe Rot

[iron shale]

Sigmar of Chadarina is cool too

[vivid oar]

Pretty sure the mod said that we could do it as much as we wanted, although he might've not expected this much

[minor mango]

We require the worship of our lord to spread, come brothers we must take over this discord in the name of our lord

[vivid oar]

To quote the mod:
"yes yes but once again we're in #fan-art, go post that radahn picture a million times in #elden-fun for all I care"

Boys, we need to make it our goal to make Sempiternal proud by posting the Chadahn picture one million times

[minor mango]

peacefully though

[pulsar condor]

Sempiternal will be ecstatic because its Elden Ring related

[dry narwhal]

After discovering what this chadahn thing is I have one thing to say. I still perfer Malenia MAINLY because I love the cleanrot knights and have worn the armor for 300+ hours

[iron shale]

😠

[minor mango]

says the one who does not have the worship of our lord in his name

[pulsar condor]

A non-believer has appeared, how will we settle this matter?

[vivid oar]

Yeah, him saying "go post" was him telling us to do it, we're just acting on his orders

[iron shale]

Burn him with cringe rot

[pulsar condor]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[minor mango]

that makes sense brother

[iron shale]

I have a halo monke as a profile pic so I get a pass

[minor mango]

makes sense aswell

[iron shale]

Your username is literally Local Terrorist

[dry narwhal]

Listen it's less Malenia I care for but mainly the cleanrot knights

[minor mango]

rot = Cringe

[iron shale]

Nah, clean rot knights are just maidenless stans simping for a twitch streamer

[pulsar condor]

Makes sense he follows Betalenia, she Terrorized the entire continent of Caelid by nuking it with Cringe Rot

[vivid oar]

All they want is to see Malenia's second phase, what degenerates

[pulsar condor]

Truly they are the lowest of the low

[minor mango]

although brothers, what is the Church of Chadahn's perspecctive on Miquella?

[iron shale]

They even donate her runes

[vivid oar]

🥚

[pulsar condor]

Disappointed as Miquella is a twink instead of a Chad

[iron shale]

Mohg going on to catch a predator with Chris Hansen

[dry narwhal]

Ok I have one issue with you guys and that would be your armor the redmane armor is not that good

[minor mango]

I once heard that Miquella and Lord Chadahn went gym together

[minor mango]

we wear whatever we want, its not a cult

[pulsar condor]

The Redmane armor is a symbol of pride and power yet you disrespect it

[vivid oar]

Our gracious General Chadahn was being so benevolent as to trying to help Miquella no longer be such a puny pushover by giving him special gym lessons

[minor mango]

The Redmane armour is only worn by those chosen by lord Chadahn himself

[dry narwhal]

Yeah because I don't care for it

[iron shale]

Rykard is Chadahn’s brother thus he too has chad blood

[pulsar condor]

General Chadahn wanted to be proud in Miquella

[minor mango]

another question brothers, do we like Ranni or no

[vivid oar]

No, she's a terrorist who caused the Shattering

[iron shale]

Yeah she’s Chadahn’s sister

[pulsar condor]

Ranni is the sister of Chadahn so at the very least we must treat her with the utmost of respect

[minor mango]

but it was what caused the chance for Lord Chadahn to become the Elden Lord

[iron shale]

Rykard married a baddie tho

[vivid oar]

Ranni killed her body that held Chadahn blood, therefore she spilt Chadahn blood. Ranni can never be forgiven

[pulsar condor]

She didn't cause it, Marika planned to betray the Greater Will and used The Night of the Black Knifes as an excuse

[minor mango]

The siblings of Chadahn are respected by the will of the Church of Chadahn

[pulsar condor]

This is a more reasonable point

[vivid oar]

No, we know for a fact Ranni had the Black Knives kill Godwyn and other demigods, thus causing Marika to shatter the Ring

[iron shale]

Rykard is cool he literally trapped virgins and made them into robots

[iron shale]

But she has a badass doggo

Idk the basics but their made of iron

[minor mango]

Both Rykard and Ranni wished to dethrone marika who laid thier dad that is the most chad thing you can do

[vivid oar]

Thank you! We cannot allow Ranni to gain respect for her relationship to Chadahn when Ranni disgraced her Chad blood. Not to mention she wants you to kill Chadahn in Elden Ring not to give him a warrior's death, but for selfish reasons

[pulsar condor]

She needed to kill Godwyn soul so she could kill could kill her flesh and any other Demi-God killed in the Night of the bLack Knives were unwanted children of Marika based upon evidence of a ghost talking about a Walking Mausoleum and the fact no other Demi-Gods killed on that night are mentioned by name

[iron shale]

This is the lore discussion now lmao

[minor mango]

Lord Chadahn was corrupted by the witch Betalenia it had to be done

[undone lily]

Morgott Numero Uno

[vivid oar]

He did need to die a warrior's death to give him honor, but Ranni wanted him dead not for that reason. She wanted him dead for her own selfish reasons, such as finding passage to Nokron

[iron shale]

Morgott is such a chad, he literally carried Lendyell and was the only one able to defeat Chadahn

[undone lily]

Real, true and based

[vivid oar]

But he simps for an Order that persecutes him

[minor mango]

Morgott is respected by the Followers of Chadahn

[pulsar condor]

She won't even go face him herself, she has to send you and Blaidd to do it for her

[iron shale]

Chadahn also simps for Godfrey

[undone lily]

He doesnt simp for the golden order, just for the tree

[vivid oar]

Godfrey is a Chad, he's basically a human who says, "screw you demigods I'm as powerful as you are"

[minor mango]

that is also true brother, none are more chad than Lord Chadahn... well except maybe one

[iron shale]

Literally conquered the bad land 0.5 seconds after being exiled

[pulsar condor]

He protects the Golden Order just like his father Godfrey did all those years ago, he's following in his fathers footsteps like a chad

[undone lily]

Chad Top 3:
Godfrey
Morgott
Radahn

[iron shale]

Morgott also beats people with a stick

[vivid oar]

On that note Marika is such an ill-omened creature, her reward to Godfrey and his men for fighting the war against the giants for her is to exile them

[pulsar condor]

Chadahn should be at the top

[muted shuttle]

Ayyy Les go

[minor mango]

Chadahn worshiped Lord Godfrey so we must do the same

[undone lily]

looks more like a bottom to me sorry

[iron shale]

Marika married Radagon only so she can be Chadahn’s step-mother

[pulsar condor]

She literally told them to get out of her country and die

[iron shale]

To be fair it was a young Chadahn

[vivid oar]

Basically like if the US exiled its soldiers who fought in WWII after the war ended (or plug in whatever country you want)

[pulsar condor]

That was before Chadahn reached his potential, notice how small he is compared to when you fight him he wasn't done growing yet, Morgott was most likely fully grown in that battle and so it was an unfair fight

[iron shale]

Morgott is old asf and is still spanking demigods

[minor mango]

I agree, we worship Lord Chadahn, and Lord Chadahn worshiped Lord Godfrey

[vivid oar]

1. Chadahn
2. Godfrey
3. Morgott

[minor mango]

I agree Brother

[undone lily]

Man got bodied, the Radahn pack got smoked.
Rip bozo

On another note seemed like Morgott spared him tho

[pulsar condor]

This should be taken as gospel

[iron shale]

Leonard is fourth, Storm Lord is fifth

[undone lily]

Radahn is the most chad how exactly? What battles did he win? What victories has he achieved?

[minor mango]

Chadahn did not wish to hurt his isolated half brother, that is how wonderfull he was

[vivid oar]

Where does Godfrey's dead cat fall?

[undone lily]

Godfrey conquered the whole goddamn lands, ofcourse hes more chad than radahn

[pulsar condor]

He holds literally every single star back from orbit, you know how large of a distance he has control over

[iron shale]

Godfrey had a cat?

[vivid oar]

Lion but close enough to call a cat. The one he literally rips in half

[undone lily]

and yet when we kill him, a total of 1 star comes falling down

[muted shuttle]

The man is holding back the stars, killing everything he comes into contact with, keeping his grav magic under control, made himself a meteor in the fight against him, all while being scarlet rotted from the inside

[iron shale]

Almost forgot about man’s best friend

[minor mango]

The cat is worshiped just s much

[vivid oar]

Millions are released, but only one gets pulled into the Lands Between's atmosphere

[livid zenith]

Ehh you can see a lot of stars moving lol, it's just one that happens to fall on the lands between

[iron shale]

He had a dark side

[pulsar condor]

He probably handicaps himself with doing so as I imagined holding the stars back takes a lot of concentration, he he let go of the stars and fought at full force no one would be able to stop him, but he doesn't let go of them because he believes he needs to hold their rotation in place in order to protect the Lands Between from beings like Astel

[muted shuttle]

B r u h
The only big star that was released was the one for nokron, a bunch others were also released

[vivid oar]

Not a very Chad thought, cat girls are for Twitch simps

[minor mango]

aswell was the Cringe rot of the witch Betalenia

[pulsar condor]

The others simply return to their natural orbit

[undone lily]

Godfrey fought the giants, the dragons and generally conquered the entire land and the badlands while having so much sex that every tarnished ends up related to him.
Is this chat telling me that a guy with a horse who held back like 1 "dangerous" star was more chad?

I dont think so

[iron shale]

Lmao imagine being Godrick fan

[pulsar condor]

The other stars may look small because of how far away they arr

[vivid oar]

Who brought up Godrick?

[minor mango]

this is not a debate of who is more chad, they are both chad in the teaching of Chadahn

[iron shale]

Just a thought

[muted shuttle]

No I am explaining why radahn is a Chad, Ik Godfrey is more Chad

[undone lily]

In his teaching? If anything Radahn subscribes to Godfreys teachings

[vivid oar]

The only good thing about Godrick is that he respected and looked up to Chadfrey

[muted shuttle]

Ik

[vivid oar]

Chadahn, Chadfrey, and Chagott

[iron shale]

Godrick legit dressed up as a cat girl to hide from Chadahn

[undone lily]

Radahns chad yeah, but Godfrey Morgott and probably Maliketh are a bit more chad imo

[minor mango]

Godfey laid many women Lord Chadahn stayed a virgin since he was finding the one, alas that time was stolen from him

[subtle pine]

When a naked man with a pot on his head walks into your boss room for the 9000th time:

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh ye maliketh, morgott definitely

[minor mango]

Maliketh is a dog

[iron shale]

Lol

[pulsar condor]

Godrick is a delusional nutcase, in his song he claims to be the equal to Chadahn but is only the second mandatory boss

[muted shuttle]

The man holds destined death

[vivid oar]

Nah, get Maliketh outta here

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[iron shale]

I’d pet maliketh

[muted shuttle]

he holds destined death

[minor mango]

l+Ratio+not Chadahn

[vivid oar]

He failed to hold Destined Death, Ranni stole part of it from him, he's also addicted to weeds (Deathroot)

[muted shuttle]

…
Chadahn for the win!

[pulsar condor]

And got it stolen from him pretty easily

[undone lily]

Doesnt even need a Gigachad edit, normal art gets the point across

[iron shale]

Chadahn’s been through a lot like getting nuked and a std, caring for his psychopath sister and depressed mother, also holding the stars

[vivid oar]

Chadahn is proud of you

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[pulsar condor]

Maliketh is also the shadow of Marika and is under the complete control of Marika who casted out Chadfrey

[vivid oar]

Is Godfrey or Hourah Loux more Chad?

[undone lily]

both the same

[iron shale]

💀💀💀

[vivid oar]

Techniqually yes but which form is more Chad? I think I like Godfrey form more, it's more professional and less WWE

[undone lily]

Its pretty chad to get a pet whos only purpouse is to hold back ur anger but its also insanely chad to just fight barefist and powerbomb people

[pulsar condor]

Horrah Loux as Godfrey only exists because Marika made Horrah Loux take Serosh upon his back so he can repress his fighting spirit

[iron shale]

Hourah Loux, posture is nothing compared to his hands

[minor mango]

at the end of the day Chadahn cared for the people, wanted to help Miquella get buff, Cared for his siblings, Tried to stop outerworldy creatures terrorizing the land, And this one is secret... only known by the priests of the church of Chadahn, Let himself lose to Betalenia since he is a man who would not hit a woman

[vivid oar]

I didn't think Marika forced him to, I thought Godfrey did that of his own accord

[iron shale]

Chadass move

[pulsar condor]

Marika at least suggested it

[muted shuttle]

Should I beat ng + 3 as Chadahn?

[pulsar condor]

Its true, in the trailer he only knocks her prosthesis off

[vivid oar]

True, Chadahn looked up to Godfrey as Godfrey, not as Loux. Therefore we must follow after Chadahn's ways

[iron shale]

The Vatican council of turtles worships Chadahn too

[pulsar condor]

That is a very good point

[minor mango]

i am sorry for witholding this information but the world needed to know how much of a gentleman he was

[vivid oar]

He even waits for her to put her arm back on. He didn't even hold his weapons, he just had his arms crossed as watched. Cringania could've just walked away, maybe actually gone back and protected Miquella from Mogh, but instead that annoying cringey rot wielder decided to attack, using her most powerful ability unlike Chadahn who is using only part of his power since the rest of his power is holding entire suns in place

[muted shuttle]

?

[iron shale]

Pope never lies, his word is gods

[minor mango]

lord Chadahn has his own church

[minor mango]

this is correct brother

[pulsar condor]

Chadahn wouldn't step on a lego, he'd hover over it because he's so used to hovering so Leonard can support him

[iron shale]

Truly the most gigachadass thing

[vivid oar]

Truly the look of a man who is more careful to protect his horse than Cringania is to protect her brother from Mogh

[muted shuttle]

I wish it was Chadahn that defeated the dragons, not Godwyn

[iron shale]

He wasn’t born yet

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[pulsar condor]

Chadahn was still a child at most when that happened sadly

[muted shuttle]

Ik : (

[vivid oar]

Chadahn could've still done it despite his young age, but he decided to let others have the spotlight for a bit longer

[minor mango]

I must leave now brothers, carry the word of Chadahn with you

[muted shuttle]

Farewell, be safe on your travels

[pulsar condor]

May the blessing of Chadahn protect thee

[vivid oar]

I must depart now too. Never forget the purity of Chadahn

[iron shale]

Fight on until cringe rot is all gone

[viscid drift]

A million times he said, get to it

[vital grove]

he has posted chad radahn before

[viscid drift]

Because he knows quality when he sees it, he’s a man of his word

Should make a bot that counts every time someone posts Radahn and once it reaches 1mil it blocks it from being posted again

The cap reached, the maximum amount of Radahn allowed

[viscid drift]

As it should be

[ocean island]

Chadahn approves this message

[vital grove]

better then the orginial it makes it so much easier to watch when it gets cut into imagines

[gilded flame]

goofy ahh pokemon fans fr

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[cedar ravine]

y’all still posting Chadahn i’m proud

[burnt comet]

voiceoverpete

[swift hearth]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[gleaming delta]

What's the point of any of the mist spells

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[iron shale]

Oh gigachad, oh gigachad

[iron shale]

💀💀💀

[weak moon]

[iron shale]

[weak moon]

[hollow snow]

damn

[final salmon]

Drink everytime you see chadahn challenge

[iron shale]

The real Chadahn festival

[minor mango]

General Chadahn. Scourge of Women

[obtuse shoal]

What iiis going ooon 'round 'eeeere?

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[teal willow]

How to have fun In elden ring

[lethal peak]

apart from the "wholesome horse" thing, there is no hint that Radahn was either a good or bad person.
He could be one of the worst beings you would ever encounter in your life for all I know

[obtuse shoal]

He could be Dung Eaterer

[lethal peak]

pretty much

[obtuse shoal]

Electric Boogaloo

[dusty moth]

The caca consumer

[dire venture]

hello elden ringers, this is my son Doung Ester. He's looking for a nice girl to be his girlfriend. (hes a bit shy)

[echo ginkgo]

Hes going to defile her corpse

[glad tiger]

Are Elden Ring players 8 months behind in terms of what’s humorous in the meme community these days?

[echo ginkgo]

Watch yo tone will literally never not be funny in the right context

[glad tiger]

Better here

[tacit thicket]

Oh sempiternalllllll

[frail swallow]

shut your damn mouth

[dusty moth]

Sempiternal is watching

[steel pewter]

I am totally the funniest guy aint that right?

[nocturne gull]

Check out the Lords and Knights of The Morning Table forum in #974674726192549898

[fleet plover]

Stolen

[snow knot]

I want one now

[safe tapir]

That's awesome

[viscid drift]

Radahn was loved by his soldiers and stopped a star from destroying sellia.

[inland snow]

If you would read the lore radahn probebly never did a single thing for himself

[fluid cipher]

The only thing I still don’t know is why he went to war with the stars

[inland snow]

For this

[idle dagger]

elden thing

[dire venture]

You’re a real but hole.

[potent nexus]

he will eat her ass (as the name implies)

[echo ginkgo]

Dog Lord Placidusax Worshipers:

[inland siren]

We already have Diablo Immortal Jesus, thank you

[meager stirrup]

No problem

[rose yoke]

he looks like a respectable young man

[gleaming delta]

Warm welcome 🙂

[twin sequoia]

why people post chadahn so much? 😕

[weak moon]

they think its haha funny

[primal sierra]

It is haha funny

[inland siren]

You want to see the silly creature instead?

[twin sequoia]

no

[torn crane]

Fortissax's ost is probably one of the best osts

[vivid oar]

This seems like it would be an edited or modded meme, which makes it being legit that much weirder

[sleek furnace]

Based margit

[tacit thicket]

Naked Margit the fell.jpg

[kind whale]

ok semp alt

[idle dagger]

explain how you came to that conclusion
for all i know you could be another semp alt

[kind whale]

only semp cares about that only elden ring rule

[idle dagger]

oh i just like saying elden thing, look up how many times ive said it

[kind whale]

1 result

nice try semp

[idle dagger]

hello i am semp

new semp

[twin sequoia]

SEMPINTERN

[idle dagger]

hello hi im semp i am the semp

[frail swallow]

Permanently log off the internet

[tribal owl]

me when rotussy

[idle dagger]

semp mode activated

[tribal owl]

semp isnt here

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[tall rampart]

im level 33 in this randomizer man

[supple cradle]

Out of curiosity, what is everyone's favorite summon?? 🤔

[drifting heron]

Greatshield bois

[inland snow]

Skeletal bandit I like cause he's my damage sponge

[vivid oar]

3 lil' pot soldier bois (they like explosives)

[supple cradle]

Honestly, I can't really choose between Stormhawk Deenh or Latenna. 😳

[supple cradle]

I've never seen anyone use those tbh, thats kinda neat.

[loud pilot]

⛔️

[vivid oar]

I maxed mine out for like no reason 😅
I don't even use them in serious situations, I only use them if I feel like I don't need spirits but I'm given the option. They don't really do much and I don't think I've ever seen them explode

[supple cradle]

Dude, lmao 💀

[vivid oar]

When you have a +10 Mimic, Tiche, and Latenna, spirit upgrades don't feel as important

[supple cradle]

I've maxed out Stormhawk Deenh and man that attack boost he give himself and you is ridiculous. Plus him just generally being a Stormhawk which are some of THE MOST pesky enemies in the game so, my boi kinda slick. Aliiiitle on the squishy side though..

[vivid oar]

Those things are such a pain to fight against, so it makes sense they're a good ash. I personally prefer having tanky ashes, they survive a while and draw attention away from me. That's one of the nice things about the pot bois, they have a lot of health. One time I found them trying to beat up one of the zombie noble enemies that runs away from you instead of attacking you, looked kinda messed up. The bois were just beating up an old dude who didn't even want to fight and was just cowering

[vivid oar]

Fake, impossible, photoshopped

[thorn quiver]

Dead ass, being fr

[snow knot]

Did you know anime had a deathbed companion

[vivid oar]

I personally prefer Melina

I wasn't being sarcastic, I personally would choose Melina over everyone else but you do you so I don't mind what maidens other people would choose (although I might tease a bit in certain situations like if someone chooses Zoraya)

[novel fulcrum]

Zoraya still most waifable sneklady

Prove me rightwrong

[vivid oar]

My reason for teasing Rya lovers is simple; she a snake

[supple cradle]

Fia... 😳

[weary trellis]

nah most people only like her because of her human side
||certainly right||

[supple cradle]

Fia and Nepheli are supreme women. 😤

[odd spoke]

Snussy enjoyer

[supple cradle]

The rage I felt in this moment...

[brazen copper]

(D)evin solos Elden Ring verse 🗣️ 💯

[tawdry gate]

they eat runes

[remote locust]

i always kill D here

[finite moon]

Avenged his Twin 🙏🏾

[vivid oar]

I did that in my first run. Fia killed the OG D that we meet in the Roundtable, that dude was lit! I don't like D's younger brother though

[forest oak]

That one friend that says he's just ok at fromsoft games:

[gleaming delta]

Never played BB but this clip makes it look easy

[vivid oar]

(Bonk, bonk)
Aaaah!
(Bop)

[forest oak]

Lmao
Yaaaa-ouh-urf urf Yaaaaa

[forest oak]

I really wish it was this easy
But omg Bloodborne is the hardest fromsoft game I've played
Ds1, ds3 to a extent at least, elden ring? Easy peasy. Bloodborne? That's where it lives up to the hype of it's difficulty

[barren escarp]

yeah seriously bloodborne can be brutally difficult, although it is definitely the best fromsoft game in my opinion, best combat, most unique upgrade/weapon system, absolutely impeccable story. only critique I have is that it lacks the commodities and quality of life things that ds3 and elden ring have but that's just the games spoiling me

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[errant terrace]

the afterman of the duel of gods

[gleaming delta]

did you eat someone

[errant terrace]

I beat myself with my own fists.

[errant terrace]

Pause

[gleaming delta]

Resume

[real garden]

Fast forward

[real garden]

Accurate

[viscid drift]

Modscourge Chadahn

[vivid oar]

This happened to me, I was gonna have a Strength build, I was running a greatsword. I realized during leveling up that upgrading dex helped my greatsword more than upgrading strength, so I did it

I now have a dex build....

[spiral ibex]

Unfortunate that some STR weapons require Dex 🤢

[timid ruin]

None of the good ones

[oblique gyro]

quality build go brr

[opaque abyss]

Welp, Renalla, It's That Time Again.

[quasi plaza]

I thought that was Spider-Man for a sec

[errant terrace]

Squidward

[knotty star]

i leveled strength vigor and dext

[open harness]

Is it OK to level dex for pve?

[viscid drift]

Leveled int faith and arcane

I am truly all knowing, Gideon is a poser

Invaders after I cast elden stars, stars of ruin, and Ekzyke’s decay while they are dealing with the bullet hell

[gleaming delta]

Strength build users are just as annoying and arrogant as rob users are no skill

[viscid drift]

Bad take

[novel fulcrum]

Bad take

[viscid drift]

Chadahn didn’t level faith or arcane, he’s a battlemage

He can’t cast Carian phalanx and scarlet aeonia

[knotty star]

how does that make me maidenless, my weapons scale in strength and dexterity

[viscid drift]

I want a vigor scaling weapon

[viscid drift]

The true chad weapon, vigor scaling zweihander

[gray cosmos]

Horrible take

This message was provided by the strength/faith troopers

[knotty star]

i meant dext

[viscid drift]

Very nice

[viscid drift]

Honestly I would prefer a vigor scaling weapon, imagine the sheer power. 99
Vigor

[knotty star]

dude whats wrong with dext lmao
i dont even use spells often

[iron shale]

“No maidens? I offer you an accord…find some…”

[knotty star]

i use bloodhounds fang which scales in dext, your maidenless for judging me based on a ingame mechanic which just affects speed

[viscid drift]

I can play the role of maiden

[knotty star]

bruh what?

[iron shale]

“You only need to take me to your house”

[knotty star]

log off of discord
and dont talk again

[viscid drift]

I accept that accord

[knotty star]

then log off
you judging my profile picture when your name is "! Maxtery-Sama" whenever your most likely not japanese, and your pfp just says max with a crown above it

"Maidenless"

skill issue excuses.. 1v1 me lmao 💀

[knotty star]

you gonna fight me or not
you just called me bad so

[sour lotus]

Rya

[knotty star]

then dont call me bad, you dont even have xbox live and your here in a online server whenever xbox live is only 15 bucks a month

you know how stupid that is..? being in a online server and not even having online access

[indigo hemlock]

👍🏾

[knotty star]

that was sarcasm? 💀

[sour lotus]

More Rya

[viscid drift]

Rya is not as good as Blaidd

[gray cosmos]

Silence

[viscid drift]

I have irrefutable evidence

[knotty star]

i just got done eating chinese food and this mf called me bad because i upgraded dext because bloodhounds fang is scaled on it

ohh im ready to beat some ass

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is simply superior, and he’s an int/strength build. The same build as Chadahn

[knotty star]

where is that stated

[viscid drift]

The royal greatsword

[knotty star]

thats because the special skill
im pretty sure hes just like guts
only vigor and strength

[sour lotus]

Remember when this happened

[viscid drift]

To even use it he needs 26 strength and 22 int

My proof is simply irrefutable

[knotty star]

yeah as i said, strength scaled
the intelligence doesnt matter
when a weapon has higher scaling in one option, if you level more in that stat its better then the other stat

[sour lotus]

Sorceress Sellen

[knotty star]

radahns weapons use intelligence because he is a magic user

[viscid drift]

C in both at plus 10, try again

[vivid oar]

Seems like the other Chadahn posters are active more around these hours

[knotty star]

then thats the only weapon for it, ive tested it mutiple times

[sour lotus]

All builds are up to the player and should play how he wants

[knotty star]

i get you like radahn but its getting annoying at this point

[viscid drift]

What are you even talking about? I’m just saying that Blaidd is an int faith build thus putting him about rya

[vivid oar]

Does Chadahn look down upon the Malenia remembrance spell?

[knotty star]

max isnt going to like that

[viscid drift]

Order are orders, take it up with the boss

[vivid oar]

Based

[knotty star]

i dont care abt that, im saying that his weapon not annoying) and the "chadahn" is annoying not the image

[vivid oar]

Chadahn, Chadfrey, and Chagott

[knotty star]

im saying you constantly saying it every goddamn sentence with the image is annoying 💀

[viscid drift]

“His weapon not annoying, and Chadahn is annoying not the image.” Chadahn is the image. You still aren’t making much sense also “his weapon not annoying” what does this mean

[pulsar condor]

Clearly this guy supports Betalenia

[gray cosmos]

I leave for a few seconds and ten Chadahns are posted

[vivid oar]

Aka Cringania

[knotty star]

i was trying to say something but im.talking to two people with slow mode on

[viscid drift]

You can’t say Chadahn in a sentence connected to an image of Chadahn?

[knotty star]

blaidds weapon is probably one of the unique weapons that scale evenly maxed, ive never seen it with other weapons

[minor mango]

Is someone making fun of lord Chadahn

[knotty star]

no, max is saying it nonstop, never said you couldnt

[pulsar condor]

Someone is calling him annoying

[knotty star]

max is saying chadahn every sentence to the point of it being a overused joke, its annoying and i love radahn as a character @pulsar condor

[minor mango]

We are endorsed by a moderator, the Church of Chadahn is sacred

[knotty star]

i called you annoying 💀

[minor mango]

You know not of the teachings of our lord

[viscid drift]

Scepter of the all knowing

[pulsar condor]

Not just any moderator as well Sempiternal, the Lord of Elden Fun

[knotty star]

its being overused, i chuckled at it the first time but hes just saying that nonstop.. its not funny anymore

[viscid drift]

Cope

[minor mango]

It isn't overused, it isn't used enough... you just aren't a true follower of out lord

[knotty star]

dude why are you guys even mad at me, max over here called me bad and ive been waiting to fight him, never called radahn annoying only max

[sour lotus]

Chadahn

[viscid drift]

I assume max was joking about the dex thing

[knotty star]

i loved the radahn fight quite abit, the chadahn thing is kinda like "sans" used too much it isnt funny

[viscid drift]

Chadahn

[knotty star]

he stated it 4 times probably even more, he wasnt joking

[minor mango]

We shan't stop untill all tarnished know the world or ours lord, General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[knotty star]

i suggest not spamming it

[minor mango]

L+Ratio+Mod said we could

[knotty star]

make it funny, instead of spamming it

[pulsar condor]

Look a mod said to post it a million times so we're going to post it a million times

[knotty star]

are you guys mentally dumb

i said i suggest not spamming it so it doesnt become unfunny like sans and other memes did

[viscid drift]

Just attach a picture of Chadahn to every message you send

[minor mango]

I am in fact the one who started to spread the teachings of Lord Chadahn

[knotty star]

make it a video or something, praising him loudly or smthin

[minor mango]

No

[novel fulcrum]

My guy, you're not wrong. However, 'tis a meme channel. This is how it be.

[pulsar condor]

I didn't even notice that lmao

[viscid drift]

Someone edit this with Chadahn

[knotty star]

theyre getting mad at me

[pulsar condor]

Who said we're mad?

[knotty star]

guys its a game

my lifes ruined 😨 😭

[novel fulcrum]

It's mostly in jest I believe, it's memetic. Though this will prompt someone to say otherwise lol

[minor mango]

You can not stop the followers of the true Lord Chadahn

[viscid drift]

Chadahn shows you your true self

[knotty star]

insulting, not listening, your the only one i would consider not mad

[minor mango]

You know not the teaching of Chadahn child

[viscid drift]

Sempiternal, ban him

[knotty star]

you sure its not you for getting mad at game mechanics and games in general "he has a roblox pfp🥶 "
make a better game then roblox lmao

[iron shale]

He is spreading the scarlet cringe

[pulsar condor]

Maybe just let us joke around about Chadahn? Its not like your a mod and need to manage the channel

[minor mango]

Fun fact I'm actaully training to be a game dev so I prolly will

[knotty star]

become more popular than roblox 🍞

[novel fulcrum]

Oof roblox..

[pulsar condor]

That's not hard to do

[knotty star]

is your name max

@ivory mauve would it be more popular and have a bigger playerbase

[viscid drift]

You have a point about the Roblox pfp thing but also you can’t say someone can’t express an opinion because they can’t make a better game. That’s like saying you can’t be an art critic because you can’t paint the Mona Lisa

[pulsar condor]

If you have at most a moderate amount of experience with coding you can do it

[knotty star]

i expressed my opinion, look at you now
hypocrites right?

[minor mango]

You are prolly subscribed to Betalenias onlyfans

[novel fulcrum]

Based, as usual

[pulsar condor]

My guy, Roblox has more players than some Nintendo games because little kids play it on their mothers computer

[knotty star]

then dont reply mr no reason 😨

[knotty star]

uh huh, im not a kid tho

im 17 arguing with people online because i expressed my opinion

[novel fulcrum]

Mm that's the point @pulsar condor, kids game.

[errant terrace]

round 2...

[minor mango]

Brothers this misbegotten child does refuses the word of our lord, he is a lost cause

[knotty star]

thats why i play it, some games are fun

[novel fulcrum]

You're entitled to your opinion friend, but there's a time to call it quits, methinks.

[iron shale]

💀💀💀

[viscid drift]

You expressed an opinion in poor taste. Just because you can have an opinion does not mean everyone will agree with it, such is the nature of free speech

[knotty star]

yeah theyre gonna reply to me untill i say sorry or smthing

[novel fulcrum]

Probs

[knotty star]

i never said i hate radahn or the chadahn meme thing, thats why i called you mad because your not listening

[novel fulcrum]

Mm that's a bit extra.

[minor mango]

It is you versus the entire church of Chadahn aswell as his soldiers

[pulsar condor]

To be fair if I'm correct this whole thing started cause you called Max annoying which could be taken as an insult

[knotty star]

nope, max called me bad and i told him spamming the chadahn meme is annoying

okay

[minor mango]

Spamming Chadahn is how we express our love and admiration for out lord

[viscid drift]

You said it’s annoying, we are saying it isn’t. It’s a matter of opinion but ours is settled in majority

[knotty star]

cool
dont spam ping me with it atleast

[minor mango]

General Chadahn, Scourge of Women

[pulsar condor]

Can you reply to the message of him calling you bad?

[knotty star]

i only called max annoying, not the meme if you cant read stop talking

[viscid drift]

Can we ask Sempiternal to make the bot ping bacrout every time Chadahn is posted?

[knotty star]

here i was called bad

[viscid drift]

Varre is relatable

[knotty star]

im only answering, kk tho

[minor mango]

Shush child

[knotty star]

yet you ping me uh huh

[pulsar condor]

Skill issue is a meme, a joke, never should be taken unironically

[minor mango]

Called a reply I didn't @ you donk

[novel fulcrum]

You guys still going 😅

[knotty star]

you guys sure your not mad, i only answered someone and your getting all offensive

[knotty star]

then turn @off when you reply, because it pings me.

[pulsar condor]

We're explaining how you misunderstood a joke that was supposed to not be serious

[minor mango]

Nah

[viscid drift]

I will remain silent, by bequest of lord Chadahn

[knotty star]

your explaining* and if you dont know inside roblox because i play fighting games, "skill issue" means "bad"

and im going to get insulted for playing a game and responding to that way of speaking accordingly, then thats not my fault

[minor mango]

Mate I have an equivalent 2000 hours playing gamss so far this year I'm superior

[knotty star]

im answering someone who is being reasonable

[pulsar condor]

Thats not a roblox thing, just people in roblox use it unironically which isn't really how to use it in my opinion

[viscid drift]

All of you be quiet for a moment and the argument will end, where is Sempiternal when you need him? Mute the entire channel

[knotty star]

do you play roblox?
also another thing commonly mistaken, roblox is 10+ aka e+ for everyone, its not just a kids game

[minor mango]

except the Chadahns

[pulsar condor]

I honestly don't know why I went on so long, guess I was just bored but this is getting old so I'll stop

[viscid drift]

Everyone may post one last Chadahn before the great muting

[knotty star]

its because people are immature and dont listen

[minor mango]

also that is the guideline they mean the general playerbase is children like yourself

[pulsar condor]

Okay one last thing, you didn't listen when we said that the message of Max saying skill issue was unironic instead you made excuses on why you took it as such, a bit hypocritical don't ya think

[knotty star]

17 is a child?

[viscid drift]

Legally yes

[minor mango]

by law yes, also your demeanour is very childlike pusssy boi

[knotty star]

and i responded to that too.

[viscid drift]

Not a single soul will speak again

[knotty star]

uh huh

[pulsar condor]

It's fine to speak as long as you don't continue to argue with people

[knotty star]

fair, also just so you guys understand, i called max annoying singularily not the meme, key words "max was annoying for spamming it with the chadahn speach every time he talked"

[viscid drift]

Stop talking, just stop. You are the only one still trying to argue

[minor mango]

there are 5 of us who Chadahn Spam

[civic scaffold]

@ocean island keep it elden ring re;lataed

[knotty star]

im not trying to argue, im clearing stuff up but whatever suits you

[woven jewel]

elden ring