elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

do you enjoy the classical arts as well my good friend

Named yourself after a album

[ocean island]

I don't like good servers turning garbage because a small few who ruin it because they think every server is theirs to do whatever they want

[viscid drift]

Based music tastes

[ocean island]

a banger album

[gleaming delta]

Bro I listen to Nevermind

[ocean island]

yes yes I get that you don't like me but knock it off with the nerd reacts
we can chat not default to pointless jabs

[viscid drift]

I thought it was a play on the words simp and eternal, In all honesty

[gleaming delta]

Thought that too ngl

[spiral ibex]

Respect+

[ocean island]

also a good album, though I think my favourite stuff from Cobain was his MTV unplugged songs

[gleaming delta]

Nice, yeah MTV unplugged was a banger too. You listen too Alice in Chains?

[gleaming delta]

anyways I will be listening to the music of the olden days

[ocean island]

nah never heard of it

[gleaming delta]

here’s a joke semp
why did morgott say “you need some ladies” to the tarnished?

[gleaming delta]

Definitley should give them a listen, personal favorite is "Would"

[kind whale]

It says sempiternal

[gleaming delta]

ladies ambitions to rest

[inland siren]

Would and Down in a Hole are bangers

[spiral ibex]

Scroll past the definition

[scenic mauve]

@ocean island can we have some non elden ring memes as a treat? 🥺

[kind whale]

I see a few letters that make up words too large for me to read

[ocean island]

I'm fairly sure Yami or Juga already answered that

[gleaming delta]

Nutshell is also a good one

[spiral ibex]

Check my brain too

[gleaming delta]

Personally I enjoy listening to “serenade for the strings” in E minor

[inland siren]

Angry chair

[spiral ibex]

[gleaming delta]

Rooster is also another good one, as well as them bones

Everyone post vyke dancing Sempiternals bot script doesn’t pick it up to delete it

[scenic mauve]

I didn't see their answer

[kind whale]

It's vyke tho so why would he? He has an infatuation with literally anything elden ring related to the point that he'll repost into infinity

[kind whale]

Nice hollow knight pfp

[gleaming delta]

whoever you are Ethan.
I am with you to the very end

[kind whale]

Ethan my man, you have your support

[gleaming delta]

morbius is morbin tho

[stuck obsidian]

Oof deleted

[sharp portal]

Hey at least only being allowed to post elden memes means they’re easier to find

[stuck obsidian]

Yes let them morb

[gleaming delta]

ahhh morbius

morbius O, morbius

Morb these nuts

[gleaming delta]

I will with a lot of morbius morb

[sharp portal]

First off, you don’t have the right, in short morbius

[spiral ibex]

I agree. If it this channel wasnt monitored it would be 90% Morbius memes, which is not preferable.

[gleaming delta]

How bout both

If it wasn't monitored I'd post sudden dangerously lewd memes then random pics of my cat

Disgusting heresy

Have the funny vudeo

[sharp portal]

Ahh yes the peepee poopoo man

[gleaming delta]

The freaky fecal feaster

[kind whale]

This was meant to be a reply but the original post was deleted

[novel lintel]

Lies, Morbius memes are all that matter in this economy

[grand forum]

good image

[gleaming delta]

Ty it's my cat being weird

[gleaming delta]

Morbius is the peak of humanity what are you talking about

[spiral ibex]

I agree, however I can only take so much humanity every day

[gleaming delta]

morbius O, morbius

[gleaming delta]

Pretty edgy and cringe

[gleaming delta]

stop trying to be edgy plz

Immortal knights calvary horse

[gleaming delta]

Lmao wtf

It was my first time playing too

[spiral ibex]

[gleaming delta]

I never fought a knight and I thought it was normal till the horse wouldn't die

[inland siren]

I’m starting to mohg

[royal vine]

i need to start a gigachad build lmao

[river palm]

why did they add subtitles and not just take an actual screenshot of Godfrey saying it

[remote locust]

lmfao

[crude quest]

What’s that chest piece?

[pallid kite]

Its it that one set that's in the files but unobtainable?

brave's set or smth

[gleaming delta]

Dam it looks good and colorful, wish it was in the game

Yes

Me explaining Elden lore

[mental rivet]

wtf why his ass has horns

[gleaming delta]

Cuz

[slate pumice]

Blaidd is overrated. Maliketh on the other hand...

[remote locust]

ohhhh blaidd and maliketh my beloveds

[eternal dragon]

Blaidd is a chad you leave him be

[gleaming delta]

Tf wrong with yall

[exotic shard]

Lots of things

[obtuse shoal]

Elden Ring but the intro is actually good

[dawn herald]

i'd smash both

[hasty obsidian]

If you could dont, that'd be great

[gleaming delta]

This is why I use the finger to fight elden beast ;)

[hasty obsidian]

[slate pumice]

Based

[elder mauve]

The only correct take

[loud cobalt]

May I ask who is Giant Dad

[stuck wing]

no

[lofty crag]

giant dad win no doubt about this

[inner moth]

Meta ds1 pvp build and also funny looking

[obtuse shoal]

There's an entire lore video made by Vaati ngl

[gleaming delta]

The strongest being in the dark souls universe

I totally agree

Let me solo her has zero chance in that fight

His katanas will just bounce off the giant armor

[willow surge]

Gotta hit the mohg dance

[limpid storm]

[loud pilot]

Yeah or the one in dynasty mausoleum

[finite crane]

In his defense he’s literally a prisoner

[gleaming delta]

Nomadic merchants be like:

Pls buy something i am so hungry

mfer selling meat which he could just cook at his campfire

[echo ginkgo]

mfs will literally be chillin in hell and be like “Where all the customers at?”

[limpid storm]

“I haven’t had a customer in ages”

[cosmic sage]

Dude literally lives in ohio and expects customers

[echo ginkgo]

dudes be selling soap in the underworld

[limpid storm]

Lmao

[cosmic sage]

Guh

[neat hill]

thank you for this astonishing photo

[limpid storm]

@jovial bane @grizzled galleon tried to give scam link pretty sure he’s hacked

[gleaming delta]

Daddy morgott

[vagrant path]

Roger be like

[gleaming delta]

Roger

[proper breach]

Roger

[obtuse shoal]

Roger

[echo ginkgo]

Rodger the R*pist’s Rapier

[vagrant path]

wat

[granite ginkgo]

How melina lost her arm

[true quail]

In honor of the anniversary of D-Day everyone should make a new character and rush to godrick through the front gate of stormveil castle

[open harness]

Who's the guy on the right?

[stuck wing]

giant dad

[pallid kite]

the legend never dies

[crude quest]

You telling me you never heard of giant dad?

[brazen copper]

this battle will be legendary...

[viscid drift]

Why not both?

[obtuse shoal]

That's already the second guy who doesn't know the bass cannon legend. Sometimes I wonder how old we really are gettin

[viscid drift]

The into is already good

[gleaming delta]

Too long

Didn’t read

[true quail]

If you have to read more than the first sentence of that you're not familiar enough with the joke

[fresh bison]

does anyone have any fun builds to play with?

[acoustic phoenix]

While Let Me Solo Her is a specific person who trains themself to fight a difficult boss for the benefit of others, Giant Dad is a collective organism of evil. A PvP boogeyman. Giant Dad is the statistically most powerful build in Dark Souls for fighting low level players. Giant Dad's skill level will vary depending on what foul spirit inhabits the build, but their power is universally feared.

[weary hatch]

mohg pedophile

[inland snow]

There is my blood flame build if you want details drop a dm

[rare fulcrum]

😬

[gleaming delta]

An actual funny elden ring meme

[fleet nebula]

Hello Everyone! New rule has been added (can't believe I have to say this) please do NOT go through rebirth in the VC(gross 🤮 ). It makes all of the members extremely uncomfortable. I really hate that I have to say this. This is extremely humiliating to have to say as a fellow tarnished. Consider this your first and last warning...

you may, however, dEvOur tHe GoDs ToGeTheR

[slate pumice]

👀 I like this idea

[errant terrace]

damn

[gleaming delta]

randomizer is actually fun

[gleaming delta]

[vagrant path]

OC.

[signal mango]

dude . .

[sharp portal]

Elden ring has some really nice views

[vagrant path]

Is that Zelda

[signal mango]

Majula died so limgrave could prosper

[open harness]

I haven't played any of the other souls games, ain't my fault

[signal mango]

Dude Im tempted to buy them all for u rn. like i would deadass do that

[open harness]

Oh I'm going to just going to finish elden ring first

[sharp portal]

Yeah do that

[signal mango]

yeah do, after that finish ds3, then ds1, THEN ds2.

[sharp portal]

I highly recommend sekiro first after since it’s like the polar opposite of elden ring

[open harness]

When should I do bloodborne?

[signal mango]

whenever you want, its the most similar to elden ring imo, very fast combat

[open harness]

Allright. It'll take a few months but imma go through all of them

[sharp portal]

Do them in whatever order

[signal mango]

I say do ds2 last, its the most disconnected.

[sharp portal]

Order I had played them in was ds2 3 1 bb des sek er

But no order doesn’t really matter too much tbh

[signal mango]

oh god

[sullen osprey]

Donkeyyu i have ogre aidss

Guys im ngl my memories have been broken and the truth goes unspoken and i think ive forgotten my name

[past fossil]

Do you even know the season or what is the reason?

[gleaming delta]

I did it boys, i completed all the achievements.

[brazen copper]

congrats

[gleaming delta]

yeah I'm gonna need the unedited video for research purposes

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[true quail]

How y'all look simping for Ranni

[near pawn]

@final salmon @gleaming delta

[final salmon]

Blitzie face reveal

[near pawn]

No u

[empty pollen]

lol

[final salmon]

No u

[near pawn]

Deine mam no u

[final salmon]

Whatever tf that means, anyways no u

[near pawn]

Tf ya doing here

[lapis coyote]

yo what you doing here lmfao

[empty pollen]

im here for the e-sports elden ring comp wdym

[near pawn]

No u

[mystic python]

how do you get enemy randomizers? i havn't been able to find one

[gleaming delta]

I just had the worst controller disconnect

[true quail]

yes officer that's who you're looking for right here

[tribal owl]

what the actual fu-

[spare whale]

A little trolling

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[nova frigate]

Made with no effort and PowerPoint2016

[true quail]

lol

I was gonna make a PVP political compass but this is better

[gleaming delta]

Overused meme

[gleaming delta]

Ur mum

[lament adder]

That impression was so bad

[leaden cliff]

i dont understand this

[true quail]

Tight as a virgin boy don't be nervous

[lament adder]

Here to serve your customer service

[leaden cliff]

okay thanks

[tribal owl]

I save d**k by giving it CPR

[gleaming delta]

enemy+item randomizer in nexusmods

[gleaming delta]

I hate this

[true quail]

put my mouth on it like cpr

[gleaming delta]

🤨😐

[spare whale]

His armor is literally falling apart

[slate pumice]

I'm never sure of how to feel about this meme

[true quail]

It's good

[viscid drift]

Maliketh is always eating though, he’s not a sustainable friend, you can’t afford to feed him

[viscid drift]

This meme is false, Varre never gave me cpr

[true quail]

not to your mouth

[viscid drift]

Varre never gave me any cpr, he just stabbed me with a bouquet of roses

I have been scammed, I’m returning the game

[scenic mauve]

I wish Varré gave me cpr :(

[gleaming delta]

Stfu

[shut kestrel]

I wish Varré didn't die immediately in my wretch playthrough to tree sentinel

[broken echo]

Wait I minute I think Yura entered the wrong game

[fluid cipher]

That’s not Yura, that’s Sheogorath in disguise

[broken echo]

Sheogorath is Shabriri confirmed?

Sheogorath is the daedric prince of madness, so I could see it...

[scenic mauve]

No 😎

[slate pumice]

I can change him ❤️

[sharp portal]

guts boss mod

[slate pumice]

"I offer you an accord"

[sharp portal]

dont gotta worry about neglecting your girlfriend if you dont have one

[novel fulcrum]

Ngl I love the idea of that connection..

[sharp portal]

isn't the sheogorath in skyrim our character from oblivion?

maybe he went to the lands between to do a little trolling

[broken echo]

Yeah you basically become Sheogorath at the end of the Shivering Isles DLC in Oblivion

[sharp portal]

and the old one becomes the prince of order

[broken echo]

That's why in Skyrim he says Sheogorath is a title passed down from "Me to myself" every few hundred years

[ancient crow]

pain

[broken echo]

I think the prince of order was turned into Sheogorath

[sharp portal]

yeah but he turned back and you replace him

[broken echo]

The trick is to try to grab it and die so quickly that the ruins spawn on top of the bridge

[sharp portal]

wait use the grass physick first

[remote locust]

honestly the fact that Jyggalag is never mentioned in skyrim makes me feel like that's because he's sheogorath again by that time, which means it wouldn't still be our character from oblivion

[sharp portal]

or he's just chilling in oblivion and not messing with the world like the other daedric princes do

order has no place in the universe so jyggalag will forever wander aimlessly outside of it

[gleaming delta]

why’d I do it

[gleaming delta]

Your gonna starve him 🗿?

[proper birch]

Help the dog push me under here when I was activating the summoning pool

[hot bough]

PFFFF

[proper birch]

Pray for me

[sharp portal]

Who @

[scenic mauve]

I can make him worse >:)

[scenic mauve]

Me accidently

[sharp portal]

.

[tribal owl]

whgat am i looking at, low quality

[sharp portal]

How

Guts berserk

[vagrant path]

that's not funny at all

[gleaming delta]

👀 T-thanks brok ||Randomizer||

hmmmmm 🤔

[daring steppe]

he seems so kind

why not pay him a visit?

[gleaming delta]

I did

he gave me lots of gifts

[atomic dome]

I...am so sorry for what I have done

[atomic dome]

wait thats literally all i need to do to kill them that easy?!? BRO

[trail anchor]

Yes

[atomic dome]

LMAO XDDD

[gleaming delta]

soilder of god, rick

[spring rose]

Rick, soldier of god

[atomic dome]

Soldier ahead
therefore
visions of suffering
Balled Up Emote

[slate pumice]

I mean, he's not that unhealthy or anything, but he's gotta stop snorting so many deathroot or he will be

[slate pumice]

😟

[gleaming delta]

Sir Gideon put on some weight

[true quail]

Legendary weapon "Rick's Spear of God"

[errant terrace]

Sir Griddyian, the right foot creep

[gleaming delta]

I hate my life.

[last roost]

The M16 chambered in .50BMG

[lofty vapor]

I would just leave

[gleaming delta]

gamer who you thank I am? LobosJR? I'm equipped w a Noble Blood Estoc +0 and a Crucible Hornshield +0 thats too heavy for me

[blissful sierra]

AWW. they just want to play!

[atomic dome]

it's okay though, that means Let Me Solo Her, has bullied Malenia so much that she has left the lands between, the fortnite kids now have to suffer because of her now 😈

[gleaming delta]

hoarah loux

[signal mango]

the TRUE final boss, goodluck.

[gleaming delta]

I got em

[signal mango]

Nice

[cold tide]

[gleaming delta]

Caria Manor be like:

||Idk if there’s audio but at most it’s regular show?||

[tacit thicket]

[lusty cedar]

The only one who can defeat LetMeSoloHer

[last roost]

Bad jojo memes 💀

[distant hornet]

Whdt

[fringe trellis]

Fr

[weak flame]

This will always be the funniest thing ever

[viscid drift]

He’s an addict, he will go through deathroot withdrawal

[pulsar condor]

Once you feed him every deathroot in the game he still craves more

[viscid drift]

You need a sustainable source of deathroot

[pulsar condor]

Just go into ng+

[viscid drift]

Grow a deathroot farm

[pulsar condor]

Underground deathroot mafia?

[viscid drift]

As long as maliketh gets fed

[pulsar condor]

That's all that matters

[viscid drift]

Maliketh is fren

[fiery bay]

W or L ending

[wise trench]

Both are just builds not meant for pvp

Meh

[viscid drift]

Giant dad isn’t meant for pvp?

[wise trench]

It's an awful PvP build

[pulsar condor]

But it's a funny PvP build

[viscid drift]

Clearly you have never been hit by a chaos zweihander

[pulsar condor]

I'd imagine it'd hurt but I don't know anything about the pvp in older souls games

[forest oak]

OMG omg omg omg
this is the only place I can post this but holy crap it's actually back I'm gonna cry

[keen dagger]

Yeah I am still going into it with a negative feeling

[viscid drift]

It was a build with minimal stat investment needed because pyromancy didn’t scale and chaos weapons increased damage with your humanity

[wise trench]

It won't

[eternal dragon]

Same

[wise trench]

Zwei having split damage really lowers total dmg

[viscid drift]

Clearly you are one of those newfangled beastmaster fans

[pulsar condor]

I know the humanity part of chaos weapons cause I used the Chaos Blade in DS1 and my god I had to kill so many rats everytime I lost my humanity

[viscid drift]

The chaos blade is good even if just for style

Just harvest humanity from other players chaos blade and dark hand to permanently buff yourself by draining others

[pulsar condor]

Ah but I got DS1 on Switch cause that used to be the only thing I had to play it on so the online was dead

[wise trench]

Chaos blade is the best weapon in pvp

[wise trench]

What?

[wise trench]

No, giant dad is just a bad build

Why is it bad is a different story

[viscid drift]

It gets the job done

Even better, it’s possible in elden ring

[pulsar condor]

I don't see why it's bad cause strength used to be the better stat

[wise trench]

Chaos zwei is not even scales with strength

[viscid drift]

It requires almost no stat investment

[wise trench]

And also dexterity is stronger ds1 anyway

[pulsar condor]

Ah I didn't know that

[viscid drift]

Just pour your defensive

[pulsar condor]

That is not what I've been told

[viscid drift]

Plain false

Dexterity had a lot of good weapons, but it certainly wasn’t better

[wise trench]

And? If you want something better that doesn't require much stats, use chaos uchigatana. Spent the rest on fast roll Knight mom and hp

[pulsar condor]

Isn't one of the best weapons in that game the Black Knight Greatsword?

[viscid drift]

Not as stylish

[wise trench]

It just was

[pulsar condor]

As someone who used the Chaos Uchigatana, it barely does any damage and is kinda bad

[viscid drift]

Going to bed, not dealing with this nonsense

[wise trench]

We talk about optimization and not fashion

[wise trench]

I also am sure you have no idea about kick into r1 combo or kick poise dmg or bleed pressure or anything else that makes it better than zwei in pvp

[wise trench]

Not in pvp, no

[wise trench]

Left with counter arguments, ran away

[pulsar condor]

Ah yeah but in PvE its worse and majority if player probably will just do the PvE so as far as most people are concerned Strength is better

[wise trench]

We are talking about pvp tho

[pulsar condor]

I saw this message as a broad statement about the game

[wise trench]

Also any pve discussion is kinda worthless in that context, cuz no matter what you use, your goal is to beat the game and not tilt win ratio, so you can use anything as long as you... ehhmm kill a boss ig

[pulsar condor]

Some weapons a objectively better in PvE because it becomes really had to beat the game with some weapons cause they don't do a lot of damage to bosses which prolonges the fight which makes you more vunerable to mistakes, other things as well such as range, recovery speed, etc can also play a role in PvE

Its 4am for me so i should go

[wise trench]

I disagree specifically for chaos uchigatana, cus it has bleed and total damaged output is better than zwei

[cosmic sage]

I’ve never been so scared

[wise trench]

@gleaming delta you'll love conversation above

A good quote material

[gleaming delta]

Is the guy from berserker! (I dont remember the name i think he is called nuts or something)

[sinful obsidian]

His name is Boku last name pico

[eternal dragon]

Excuse you his name is GATTSU

[lethal peak]

We finally get to see the story continue. Wonder how it will go tbh

[inland siren]

omg elden ring manga will continue let’s gooo

[sinful obsidian]

Guts will become elden lord and fight Shrek and SpongeBob in a 2v1 spoilers

[eternal dragon]

Me reading when reading #elden-fun

[maiden pecan]

ng+5 ??? man you bouta be dead💀

[cosmic sage]

Thank god for mimic veil

[maiden pecan]

"metal gear solid"

[cosmic sage]

What.

[maiden pecan]

you know....like hiding in a box in metal gear solid...

[cosmic sage]

Oh right, forgot that’s was a thing

[errant terrace]

W intro, but usually L endings

[bright moon]

Pov you invade random players with a dedicated pvp build.

[unkempt eagle]

At last, I am done

[unkempt eagle]

Agreed

[gleaming delta]

Oh god, do you know what is the grass?

[hardy wagon]

Second Amendment meta

[gleaming delta]

Na joke you are good

[unkempt eagle]

Hell nah, but seriously it wasn't that long about 120 hours

[gleaming delta]

But you need all the ends for the platinum?

[unkempt eagle]

Yeah, first playthrough is the only long one others take like 10-15 hours

[gleaming delta]

Wtf...

[gleaming delta]

Once you know where everything is you can do it fast

[unkempt eagle]

Well not really all only one variation for the vanilla ending(regular/fias/dung/goldmask)

@gleaming delta exactly

[gleaming delta]

Mhm tbh I only platinumed only one souls game and that’s bloodborne this is just a good game just don’t have the time to do it

[unkempt eagle]

Nice, I want to try bloodborne but idk

[gleaming delta]

It’s free on ps if you wanna try

[gleaming delta]

I platinumed bloodborne, dark souls remasterd and dark souls 3

[gleaming delta]

Nice! What weapon do you use in bloodborne

[gleaming delta]

I think the katana

[gleaming delta]

Discord rb

Because in all souls I allways go dex

[livid zenith]

LMAO god tier meme.

[low oracle]

Big Ant haha

[bright moon]

Aww

[tacit path]

on my 7th play throug these things are harder than malenia

[true quail]

Need to turn off the hunter ring in liurnia if I get summoned to help another afk farmer i s2g

[gleaming delta]

What’re you doing here Victor 😳😳

Also Elden Ring noob vs ds1 vet pvp god… no contest 😎

[true quail]

and not a woman between them

[gleaming delta]

I happen to know that the ds1 veteran pvp god can pull maaaaaad maidens

[true quail]

The man who is actually having his needs met doesn't need to say that they are met

[wise trench]

ive been here before you came, just because idk

[gleaming delta]

I wouldn’t have to usually, but you brought it up and you were wrong 😎I simply corrected you

[wise trench]

also i think ds veteran is simply meaningless phrase, way too many randoms say they are a "souls vet"

[gleaming delta]

True, it’s got no weight anymore

[wise trench]

dark souls veterinarian

[signal mango]

this video made me cringe so hard, Wojacks aren't funny.

[gleaming delta]

Same, that’s why I didn’t respond 😎

[true quail]

Neither are MGS:R edits in 2022

[true quail]

You didn't respond bc you would be continuing to cope, which would only prove my point. Also you took your meds thank u for that

[signal mango]

MGS:R is always funny, always has been. Always will be.

[gleaming delta]

Go touch grass nerd, ur annoying get blocked

[true quail]

Good image, strong 9/10

[echo ginkgo]

preach

[jovial warren]

bot straight up blocked my gif lol

[true quail]

unfortunately you have to download them in order to upload them manually because nothing can be simple on this server

[jovial warren]

that sucks

[true quail]

Not being able to react when there's 30s cooldown also sucks

[signal mango]

yeah its kind of cringe, I cant download all the gifs I have favorited just for one garbage server.

[obtuse shoal]

and they say DS3 ain't no horror game

[true quail]

You could put any music over that it would still be hilarious

[true quail]

what sauce do you think the hunter gets

[midnight plaza]

BLOOD

[signal mango]

Sweet and spicy, or he's an incel and likes Szechuan sauce.

[kind whale]

Probably bbq

[true quail]

I thought I saw him ordering thai curry last time

[signal mango]

"Saw"

[cinder imp]

gigachad is for elden ring

[signal mango]

Correct.

[inland siren]

^ omg is that metal gear resistance??? is that a metal gear resonance reference?

[fluid cipher]

Stone wire falling

[marsh tulip]

another sharp thing going where the sun doesnt shine

[pallid kite]

Aluminum wheel ascension

[remote locust]

hes so adorable

[marsh tulip]

as a helmet

[inland siren]

“Uuuh it’s called iron maiden, not maidenless you dum**ss uuh huh huh”

[crude quest]

Blood of the cosmic gods it’s self

[pulsar talon]

Lore theory about the origins of the Farum Azula and the flying and felled ruins from the sky.

FromSoftware told Miyazaki that they were having problems with developing an open world on the technical side of things, they mentioned that they had performance concerns and that having rendered and dynamic shadows in real-time would make the game unplayable and it would crash often.

Miyazaki said to the devs of FromSoftware "let the shadows load during gameplay" without elaborating.

Miyazaki then went ahead and created enormous flying ruins and added them to the lore.

Remember "it's not a bug if it's a feature".

That's all, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[nimble basalt]

Full song?

[true quail]

Copacabana by Barry Manilow

[viscid drift]

Rivers of blood users after hitting L2 for the 400th time

[dawn herald]

they still did not need to do that to him

[sudden hound]

what levl should i be to fight godskin duo

[echo ginkgo]

12

[sudden hound]

😱

[torn crane]

Other fromsoft games:can't swim and will die
Sekiro:

[echo ginkgo]

@trail lynx Dont come to hell tomorrow

[pulsar talon]

if gods showed their powers like in Elden Ring I would believe in them

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[echo ginkgo]

God is real he just left a long time ago

[true quail]

Hilarious how this image instantly works

[echo ginkgo]

I think it works both ways

[pulsar talon]

if those blue hair girls started spamming sorcery at me I would also believe in astrology

[echo ginkgo]

Tell him to come back

[shut badger]

god

[echo ginkgo]

G O D

[shut badger]

G O D

[spring rose]

G....O....D

[true quail]

Soldier of God, Rick

[true quail]

God won't let you post your atheist memes

[keen cosmos]

LOL

[pulsar talon]

wha.. my perms, why god

[shut badger]

god has punished you

[true quail]

Christianity: 2938 Atheism: 0

Over 2000 years of consecutive W's and billions served

[echo ginkgo]

nah hell is lowkey rad

[open harness]

How are masochistic punished In hell?

[true quail]

@pulsar talon You can't stand against God stop trying Nebuchadnezzar

goofy ahh goliath lookin

[echo ginkgo]

Hell is just one huge rave

[open harness]

Says the masochist

[echo ginkgo]

Heaven is like a vacation in paradise

[open harness]

So heaven is the Bahamas and hell is Las Vegas?

[echo ginkgo]

yes.

[pulsar talon]

Caelid actually means Heaven in latin

[true quail]

More like Los Angeles, you have to consider you are surrounded by literally the worst human beings possible and all have to live together

[echo ginkgo]

God sends those who deserve punishment to france

[open harness]

I used to live there, I know. It sucks talking to someone when you know they care more about their demonic chihuahua than you.

[true quail]

Take him to Detroit...

[echo ginkgo]

Atheists go to Hell, Murderers go to France

[open harness]

Likely referencing caelid being rather prosperous before the aonia incident

[true quail]

I like to say Hell can be operated with very few middle men. Just put a bunch of nasty people who would gladly step over a pile of bodies in a room with eachother and let them make themselves miserable

Look at Los Angeles, or Shanghai, or any super densely packed city w/ a culture of people being nasty and self-serving at the cost of others

[trail lynx]

Me when that one spooky angel tells me I am going to hell for insert reason here

They don't know I'm a sinner because I'm going to smite Satan

[true quail]

/theology rant

[trail lynx]

r/inspirationaljesusquotes

[true quail]

not a Jesus quote but my favorite inspirational Bible quote is actually from Paul,

"Drink no longer water, but have a little wine for your stomach and your frequent infirmities"

[trail lynx]

Beautiful

[echo ginkgo]

r/jesusfckedmyass

[true quail]

"Drink the fun juice, stop being a b*tch" - My Bible motto

[true quail]

Paul EXPLICITLY endorsing drunk driving and yet the law still forbids it. Do you need any further proof that we are living under Satan's wicked system of things?

[echo ginkgo]

preach

[trail lynx]

preach it brutha

[true quail]

His ass is NOT Moghin'

[low canopy]

danksouls>eldenfun

[gleaming delta]

Real

[soft reef]

There wasn't any consent

[slate pumice]

I will provide therapy for his withdrawals, covering both physical and emotional symptoms ❤️

[zenith saffron]

I'm playing a randomizer and I just see the Elden Beast

[inland siren]

Facts

[remote locust]

somebody had to say it

[trail kelp]

Atheists, God, this game has EVERYTHING

[pulsar talon]

except dlc

[cloud gyro]

all bosses ranked s being hardest and f being easiest (that i know about)

[inland siren]

I hated the crucible knights duo so much

[sour lotus]

Thank you Mr. John F. Kennedy.

[true quail]

Insane list Mr. Kennedy did that bullet scramble things up in your brain?

[cloud gyro]

yes dude i hate oswald

i cant tell if you think its good or bad

[true quail]

I agree with a lot of it but there's some crackhead placements (Loretta being A???)

[cloud gyro]

i mean it was really hard for me to beat him so i just wanted to put him at a tier

[gleaming zealot]

omg real john f kennedy?

[cloud gyro]

yeah dude

[bright moon]

I just stayed away and procked only one of them to sprint and hit them 2x before repeating on the other. Took ages

[cloud gyro]

its the one and only (yes there is a bullet in my head i hate oswald for doing that)

[scarlet mauve]

elden ring is too easy(me playing ds3 after er)

[cloud gyro]

did you beat the game?

[scarlet mauve]

4 account 6 times

[cloud gyro]

damn dude

[viscid drift]

As long as it does not also cause you to neglect Blaidd, as he is simi mentally unstable due to the greater will

[scarlet mauve]

and i died on the tutorial boss in ds3(2 times)

[viscid drift]

You picked a bunch of fixer uppers

[slate pumice]

I can only do so much, there are many responsibilities in the lands between. Simply keeping Ranni from going on her journey should be enough to stop him from going insane. Besides I might be biased

[hard walrus]

elden beast so boring and d tier

[past fossil]

Why is astel so high? The rest of the list is pretty fair, some maybe off 1 tier

[past fossil]

Is niall not too bad a boss for you?

[hard walrus]

yea, bcz its pattern is few and only call spirit

[past fossil]

But those spirits. And those delays. Honestly had a really tough time with him

[hard walrus]

sorted by quality, not difficulty xD

[past fossil]

Oh, nvm my bad

[hard walrus]

godskin duo d tier? haha xD not a diff

[past fossil]

Surprising they’re not bottom

[cloud gyro]

idk it fires this beam which is like a one shot basically

[past fossil]

Oh i know which one you’re talking about. I didnt have the same issue

[sharp portal]

tier lists are lame

we all know that the hardest boss is the invisible omnipresent one that can freeze your game whenever if it feels like

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[spiral ibex]

That boss has been merciful to me. I've had 1 crash

[broken sparrow]

putting mimic tear on E. you put yourself on lowest rank

[hard walrus]

easy mode lol

[gleaming delta]

When you have only played bloodborne and sekiro:

[weak timber]

When you don't know the meme 😂

[spiral ibex]

😂

[gleaming delta]

where is soldier of godrick
why isn't he S+

[hard walrus]

he is a godtier, look towards the ceiling

[daring steppe]

Why is Rennala in B and not F for difficulty?

[gleaming delta]

pretty sure that's not a difficulty tierlist

[hard walrus]

sorted by quality, not difficulty

[daring steppe]

oh

[gleaming delta]

definitely an easy fight though
phase 1 is basically free, phase 2 you just keep hitting her so she can't cast anything

[daring steppe]

Where is the silly creature tier? (for agheel).

[hard walrus]

moon view and ost are perfect

[tacit thicket]

Guys sempiternal is online. Hide your funny memes

[tribal owl]

no

[raven mural]

Why am I hearing so many bad things about this sempiternal?

[tired pasture]

Please do not send memes unrelated to Elden Ring, if you continue to do so, I will be forced to call moderators.

[raven mural]

Lol wait this person isn't even a mod?

[pure plaza]

🤓

[gleaming delta]

🐸

[granite perch]

🤡

[valid fossil]

Vyke's spear is just 😋 👌 😤

[cedar gulch]

massive W tier list

[maiden pawn]

cryptic symbolism in my dreams looking mf

[echo ginkgo]

you’re opinion is so bad it’s unbelievable

[hard walrus]

classical omen

[chrome tinsel]

Why is dragonlord placidisax so high up? Even at NG+7 and above it’s pretty easy to kill

[hard walrus]

sorted by quality, not difficulty

[chrome tinsel]

Ohh, my bad, thought it was by difficulty

[hard walrus]

godskin duo d tier in diff? xDD

[true quail]

This is objectively correct but I think mohg is S too

The soundtrack carries him

[chrome tinsel]

kinda depends tbh, with sleep or bleed at ng+1 or just journey 1, it’s easy but as you go up, it’s pretty hard ig

[hard walrus]

i deducted points because omen theme is used in many places

[true quail]

Not the same without the Nihil beat drop

Mohg really just obliterates every other fight for atmosphere IMO save Radahn

[hard walrus]

rykard as battle atmosphere felt so epic

[true quail]

same but it gets minus infinity points for not letting us do ridiculous serpent hunter duels in the arena after he's dead

IMAGINE the DBZ duels

[viscid drift]

Is that Rykard with Hermes shoes?

[lofty fog]

plim plim plom

[scarlet mauve]

nah i only do full goat and fingerprint shield poke

[scarlet mauve]

😒

[gleaming delta]

Eat a wrench

[gleaming delta]

yoink

[viscid drift]

With that pfp all you have to do now is find a way to make your username invisible too

[gleaming delta]

I used to have an invisible name but discord patched it out

[viscid drift]

Shame

[opaque abyss]

Now I'm interested in going there

[livid zenith]

How is royal revenant not in best fights smh

[pale path]

Souls bosses be like

[fallen igloo]

Malise, the deathborn

[gritty patio]

what is the worst boss in the game you can’t skip

[livid zenith]

Easily the Honda Accord.

[true quail]

4skin duo

[low canopy]

imo fire giant

[gleaming delta]

Incredibly invalid, I hope this is just troll bait and not your actual opinion 💀

[low canopy]

bc just use bleed on 4skin duo so its ez

[tacit thicket]

Don't blame me, blame the designers

[ivory hamlet]

well they put a cloak on him for a reason

[glad tiger]

Dark Souls memes - Very humorous
Elden Ring memes - 🤓😐

[tacit path]

That’s funny

[lusty cedar]

☝️

[tacit thicket]

@ocean island

[true quail]

He can't punish me now I posted the seal of warding

Repost flying dragon agheel to ward off sempiternal

[hollow locust]

anyone wanna vc and just

talk?

[vague palm]

Bro you good?

[vivid oar]

Thanks, I hate it

[tacit thicket]

Full version please

[gleaming delta]

I don't recognize this thing, what's it from?

[slate pumice]

I've seen it uncensored

[gleaming delta]

Why was it deleted

[livid zenith]

It went to horni evergaol

[gleaming delta]

It literally shows nothing

Oh and I was warned just now too apparently just for sending some Pringles gif

[livid zenith]

Oh absolutely I agree, there was nothing suggestive about it at all! 🤔

[slate pumice]

You could see the top of the pp in the gif btw, the Pringles censor was half-assed

[ocean island]

I didn't issue the warning but I know the gif, and come off it, it's not fooling anyone

[livid zenith]

I hope someone makes a mod that removes all of Malenia's attacks apart from Waterfowl so she just uses it on repeat

[ocean island]

This is pure evil and I am so for it

[dry narwhal]

Biurger

[gleaming delta]

That was her taking the Pringle out

Why would she just reach into the Pringles and not bring anything out?

[slate pumice]

Bringing out pringles by rubbing the outside of the "can"? 🧐 😳

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal

[tacit thicket]

Absolutely true image

[signal mango]

he he

[inner moth]

Hello slender mod

[tacit thicket]

Hello warden main

[viscid drift]

Hear me out, we make a mod that uses a randomizer to determine enemy attack delays. Every enemy becomes on par with Margit

[ocean island]

Wasn't even me

[viscid drift]

You mean to tell me there are other mods here? Is this not just your hellhole?

[ocean island]

Someone else decided to poke their head in

[viscid drift]

They are unwanted, unwelcome. Send them away

[golden warren]

was this enough semp you never answered

[burnt comet]

@signal mango yo is that jack

[signal mango]

nah its Sempiternal

[signal mango]

we are being abused by semp, and we like it.

[uncut parcel]

Sempiternal has scarlet rot in his balls

[tacit thicket]

True

[burnt comet]

ong

[noble carbon]

How is soldier of godrick in F ? He 's litteraly the second hardest boss after malenia

[uncut parcel]

This man has fought no bosses

[misty sparrow]

dm me it

[gleaming delta]

Have you played the game yet

[gleaming delta]

4skin twins

[grand summit]

he hasn't, because if he had soldier of God, Rick would've been S+ tier

[sharp portal]

Melania bottom

[gleaming delta]

Send vid of you killing elden beast with rickety shield

[grand summit]

nah

[manic lynx]

ai generated guts?

[signal mango]

is there a website for this on pc??

[gleaming delta]

😂 brilliant

[gentle stag]

yes ! search DALLE mini and you will find it !

[signal mango]

you sexy bastard

[torn crane]

"put your grasses on"

[true quail]

TFW there’s literally a godskin hunt irl and nobody thinks anything of it

[gleaming delta]

It keeps saying too much traffic try again

[gentle stag]

yeah you have to spam a bit

[cloud gyro]

have you found your dad yet

[whole iron]

So this happened yesterday 🙃

[woven mango]

skill issue

[whole iron]

Very much so 🤣

[spring rose]

He had a better gaming chair

[slate pumice]

Simply better

[whole iron]

Good lumbar support

[gritty patio]

this chat is dying

[viscid drift]

Scarlet rot is stored in the balls

Everyone knows this. It’s simple anatomical knowledge

What game is that

[twin sequoia]

hoi4
hearts of iron
dont play it

[woven rapids]

^ what they said

[gleaming delta]

The perfect civilization

[viscid drift]

Total morbilization is just Sony releasing Morbius to theaters a third time

[sour lotus]

Soldier of God, Rick vs Glaive Master Hodir

[earnest idol]

this is the meme channel right?

[viscid drift]

Hodir wins easily

[sick blade]

ayyoo

[cobalt kestrel]

now make it a full on game with fighting, romance and story telling

[obsidian lintel]

where can i get this game ??!!!!💳 🔥

[midnight plaza]

I heard john xena sells it

[serene lava]

Elden Ring fans explaining all your life problems will go away once you level up vig (now I'm getting staggered to death in 3 hits instead of 2).

[jovial epoch]

wtf is this 1 minute cd on a dead server and no links

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[jovial epoch]

autism thing

[gleaming delta]

source? (like seriously i want to know where this is frome)

[proud wadi]

btw who made the aot reference down by the castle XD

[gleaming delta]

Prove it.

[idle dagger]

Quirky

[grand summit]

how about you do it

[gleaming delta]

Nah you brought it up so you gotta prove it

[grand summit]

nah but you challenged me, and I countered you with a challenge, so you do it

[gleaming delta]

Asking someone to prove something isn't a challenge you cow

[grand summit]

it is

[gleaming delta]

If you take everything as a challenge you're insecure

[grand summit]

anything is a challenge when you use strength builds'

[tribal owl]

no

[sharp portal]

I will never understand people thinking strength is bad

[grand summit]

it's the law of zero intelligence

[tribal owl]

someone managed to one shot most bosses with strenght builds

[sharp portal]

I’ve got through this whole game with the powers of stronk and bonk it’s just a lotta dex weapons let you erase peoples health bars with bleed and stuff

[grand summit]

yeah, Bushy I believe

[sharp portal]

First time I beat malenia it was because after a million tries I beat the first phase only for the second phase and decided to let someone with dual ultra greatswords solo her

[umbral pumice]

Elden Ring moment

[elder hornet]

Lord Voldemort comes to Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

🌚

[fringe trellis]

🌚

[burnt comet]

watch it bro some dudes about to get offended for no reason even tho its elden ring related

[twin sequoia]

🤡

[glacial sand]

Fixed the bad crop from before

[burnt comet]

thanks man

[glacial sand]

np bro it was gonna bother me forever if I didnt

[true quail]

oh I'm not a fan of that

I don't like that one that's not against the rules but your ass belongs in prison

[slate pumice]

Lmao

[glacial sand]

Lady Tanith is a mukbang legend

[burnt comet]

lmao

[stuck wing]

was

[vivid oar]

"THE NOODLES ARE ALIVE?!? Rykard Mukbang 10 Hour Stream + Testing Out Ranni's Bathwater [EXPLICIT]"

[burnt comet]

mods took over ranni damn

[gleaming delta]

I used to farm them because I thought that's how you got their heads 😁

[stuck wing]

do you think rannis past body was hot y/n

[burnt comet]

tf is wrong with this one

[scenic mauve]

No frog people must die

[round laurel]

🤨📸

[edgy fjord]

agreed

i think raiden would agree as well

[edgy fjord]

im one of those poachers insert clash royal laugh here

[gleaming delta]

Semps gonna ban you bro the thought of s*x terrifies him

[kind whale]

Almost as much as the word shower

[gleaming delta]

Or women

[slate pumice]

100%, definitely a baddie with red flowing hair like Radahn's 😩 💍

[scenic mauve]

Replace scurvy with scarlet rot

Mods are asleep

[slate pumice]

Say less

[obtuse inlet]

When all your summons are dead and it’s just you and melenia

[frail swallow]

You madman, you went into semp's room knowing how it would smell just to take that picture? Hero.

[tacit path]

Can anyone do very beginner photoshop for me

[idle dagger]

Wonderful meme, many thanks.

[viscid drift]

This except it’s fromsoftware servers

[tacit thicket]

@ocean island

@ocean island

@ocean island

[tribal owl]

lmao

[ocean island]

You know you can report things via modmail

instead of pinging me

[tacit thicket]

I know but I think it's funny because your the only one who cares about non elden memes in general

[stuck wing]

what did i send that was so bad

[tribal owl]

a non elden ring meme
they might make a new rule called having to have an elden ring pfp

[stuck wing]

yikes

[ocean island]

All clear for the past 12 hours, thanks for your diligence!

[tacit thicket]

[stuck wing]

i get it's the mods job but holy does this man really care that much lulw

[ocean island]

Nah, ethan is just bitter at me

[tribal owl]

i guess so

[ocean island]

becuase he's close to being banned

[tribal owl]

LMAO
i get it now

[tacit thicket]

to be banned by posting funny memes that are not elden ring related, what a joke

[stuck wing]

snitch

[tribal owl]

@ocean island there should be an off topic meme channel
theres normal off topic so why not

[tacit thicket]

How many times have I told him this

[ocean island]

It's been suggested but rejected by the admins (I am not one)

Staff would rather this server stay as much on Elden Ring/Souls related content as possible

[tacit thicket]

The admins don't want to laugh. They like the bland nature

[slate pumice]

Anti-fun moment

[ocean island]

giving people free reign of posting has ended up poorly

[tribal owl]

i honestly find that sad

[ocean island]

This isn't a random reddit owned server, this is an official server founded by the publishers
Things have to be a little tighter

[stuck wing]

a singular off topic memes channel makes the discord too non souls related in their eyes? yikes

[ocean island]

if you want to spam post whatever junk you like, go somewhere else

ER-flavored memes only, please. We aren't trying to be the new 9gag.```

[gleaming delta]

Quit whining and complaining and just post Elden ring shi

[ocean island]

^

[slate pumice]

lmao

[tribal owl]

that didnt stop the terraria server to allow off topic memes in multimedia
and their community is 5x bigger

[upbeat oar]

I spent 20 minutes on this a few days ago

[gleaming delta]

Terraria 5 times bigger than Elden ring??? Might wanna check those stats again buddy

[tribal owl]

in discord server size
hold on

[ocean island]

It's what our staff have decided, not much to say

[tribal owl]

oh yeah nvm 2x

[tacit thicket]

Sempiternal is the equivalent of a reddit mod even with the fedora

[tribal owl]

not really

[upbeat oar]

Karma time?

[gleaming delta]

Terraria has 2 times the amount of discord virgins compared to the alpha GigaChad Elden ring players, that’s why their discord is bigger

[ocean island]

I'm sorry that we don't allow you to post inappropriate content in this server Ethan!

[upbeat oar]

Truth

[novel lintel]

Why people feel the need to stay here and just complain about stuff not even in Semp’s control. Just like. Leave.

[tribal owl]

look at that biased a** sentence lmao

[ocean island]

He's standing up to the man, showing us what's what! /s

[upbeat oar]

It’s true, I was in the terraria server for like 2 years and most of them were stock basement dwellers

[tacit thicket]

Elden ring players arent so different

[slate pumice]

Based

[upbeat oar]

Agreed

[tribal owl]

i dont agree
all i can agree with is that their memes arent good
but then you can only post elden ring memes and theyre all just flying dragon agheel silly creature

[gleaming delta]

Which is a good meme

[ocean island]

I mean there's a lot more memes than that, flying dragon is just a running joke with the active #elden-fun chatters

[tribal owl]

no its overused so much its terrible

[gleaming delta]

Wrong.

[tacit thicket]

Flying dragon agheel isn't a meme, it's a bypass key

[tribal owl]

well thats YOUR opinion
and it is true theres still ppl posting good elden ring memes

[gleaming delta]

My opinion is better than yours

[tacit thicket]

Based as****

[tribal owl]

a good opinion isnt a thing and saying that stupidity just shows how much the internet fricked ur mind up

[gleaming delta]

That’s my queue to leave

[gleaming delta]

Wrong

[tacit thicket]

Fleeb deathcross is trolling don't respond to him. Probably 14 or 16 years old

[tribal owl]

welp im not gonna elaborate since my arguments get ''countered'' with the word wrong hence meaning that you dont care

[gleaming delta]

So you're wrong? Thanks for admitting it bro

[stuck wing]

why you hatin on terraria players

[ocean island]

Keep the suggestiveness down pls

[gleaming delta]

18 and deathcross is the name, trolling is the game

I’m not I’m just stating fax

[novel lintel]

Plus if there’s a shortage of memes, know what that means? Make some new memes if there aren’t any that you like. It’s as shrimple as that

[tribal owl]

@tacit thicket remember when someone said that half of the community in terraria is full of weirdos and how its similar to the elden ring community

well i can now agree 200%

[ocean island]

the notion that there's a shortage of memes between all the soulsborne games is a joke anyway

[tacit thicket]

Most comunitys are the same, filled with children and basment dwellers that don't know any better

[stuck wing]

i disagree

[tribal owl]

yup

[tribal owl]

watch me make memes with imgflip since thats all i know

[ocean island]

There's a beautiful irony of Ethan calling people children

whilst complaining about such a small thing

[gleaming delta]

Lul

[odd spoke]

Daddy 🥰

[tacit thicket]

We all complain about not having the freedom to share funny memes that are not elden ring related, it's like the stormcloaks and the imperials

[gleaming delta]

The discord server isn't owned by the US government so

[tribal owl]

epic meme!!11!

[ocean island]

You're free to share whatever meme you want, you're not free from consequence though

[stuck wing]

oK

[slate pumice]

ik it's fune meme but if it tires you dont play pvp, I just do coop sometimes

[tribal owl]

i stopped playing elden ring/ taking a break from it

[tacit thicket]

elden ring pvp is "if everything is broken then it's balanced"

[wheat crest]

elden ring lag

[gleaming delta]

Overwatch moment

[tacit thicket]

Make sure to say elden ring in your sentence when showing a meme so sempiternal dosnt delete it

[nova zenith]

mald

[tribal owl]

this feels like slavery

[tacit thicket]

Some might even say it is 1984

[cloud gyro]

shouldve been ohio

[stuck wing]

semp i will eat you

[ocean island]

[gleaming delta]

Semp will you eat me?

[tribal owl]

''i am back''
semp deletes his post right after

[ocean island]

he knows why it's deleted

[steel pewter]

😢

[tacit thicket]

Semp have the admins and the devs acknowledged your existence

[steel pewter]

I cry semp