elden-fun

[inland nova]

my nuts

[true quail]

that's Vyke so it's OK

[ocean island]

I provide topic of memeing

[inland nova]

and muting

[viscid drift]

Have someone make it in text set format

[knotty star]

go gideon go gideon go!

[ocean island]

I want to know who on earth wasted their time making this

[knotty star]

its in vr chat

[inland nova]

why don't yall make a channel dedicated to actual memes
this elden ring only stuff in this channel is kinda 1984 ngl

[gleaming delta]

Me :)

[tawdry grove]

anyone has a version of this video unmemed

[true quail]

i never considered how game changing that was for making silly 3d models dance like it takes only the skill of being able to dance now you don't need like 3d modeling skills

[west coral]

We should have a meme channel

[gleaming delta]

Yeah that’d be poggers

[tawdry grove]

i need it for my daily Aldia reminder

[true quail]

I do think an off topic humor channel would keep a lot of the elements quiet

[ocean island]

because this is an official server run by bandai, not your friends random private server to dump a ton of random memes

ER-flavored memes only, please. We aren't trying to be the new 9gag.```

[gleaming delta]

or is it

[west coral]

It's run by three people in their underwear, don't flatter yourself

[inland nova]

L server im out

[fast mural]

I love how any sort of constraint is 1984 material

[ocean island]

👋

[ocean island]

People live such tough lives on the internet

[tawdry grove]

seriously help

[fast mural]

indeed. discord users are the true oppressed peoples of the world

[ocean island]

why are you posting OSRS 💀

[knotty star]

armor plate fell off

[gleaming delta]

Hey old school is fun man

[ocean island]

I'm well aware, I have a ~2150 iron, still not relevant to this channel

[knotty star]

am i opressed
i told people in this server when i started crapping and when i finished

[gleaming delta]

I’m maxed and I have 1000 tob kc

[ocean island]

but are you an iron

[fast mural]

but of course. for any discord server that has rules oppresses the people, dont you know, lmao

[gleaming delta]

I have a maxed skiller iron

[knotty star]

rules suck
too bad im following them

[ocean island]

[west coral]

You just broke the no pooping rule 5 minutes ago

[slate pumice]

Feel free to inform us of future bathroom visits (don't)

[tawdry grove]

you are?

[west coral]

[knotty star]

yes (no)

[knotty star]

okay
ill let you know
ill ping you every time i visit the bathroom

[west coral]

[gleaming delta]

@ocean island make a channel for this so we can all know where to check

[west coral]

Flying dragon agheel, the silly pipe bomb

[gleaming delta]

So silly!!

[slate pumice]

I took a dump 1h 20 in mins ago

[west coral]

Who here platonically hugs their same gender friends?

[knotty star]

@ocean island as you can see here he gave me permission to tell him

[tawdry grove]

rude

[ocean island]

Keep it to DMs

[knotty star]

why did you mute me when i had permission

[ocean island]

Sempiternal — Today at 10:58 AM
Keep it to DMs

[knotty star]

uh huh
you just said that i can read

[west coral]

He's American, all is explained

[fast mural]

I feel bad for you man, honestly. I can only imagine what you have to deal with on a daily basis.

[slate pumice]

Genuine comedy gold

[gleaming delta]

Oh come on no SpongeBob?
Semp your down bad man.

[ocean island]

....?
You need to check your timezones my man

[west coral]

I did, definitely not European

[slate pumice]

Ok you got me

[knotty star]

im in america

[ocean island]

such is life, I don't think people understand that we have to be a bit stricter than usual due to being an official server

[tawdry grove]

im in Brazil

[gleaming delta]

Lmao gottem

[west coral]

Is pooping illegal there or just some states

[knotty star]

let us have fun atleast

[ocean island]

I'll give you a hint, it's ~9pm in America
it's 10am where I am

I'm not American

[west coral]

Depends on the American state

[knotty star]

its alright here
i can go whenever i need

[ocean island]

hence the ~

[slate pumice]

Filthy Australian!!!!

[ocean island]

[knotty star]

hes mexican

[west coral]

Awww I thought Australians were cool tho

[fast mural]

depends on the australian, honestly.

[ocean island]

Although flaterring, still not souls/ER related 😠

[knotty star]

nah bro, thats me not semp

[west coral]

I know 3 Australians and they're all neat

[knotty star]

you gotta turn the camera in the other direction

[slate pumice]

As a Canadian I hate Australians 👍

[west coral]

How come?

[slate pumice]

Jk nothing that serious, just friendly rivalry from a long time ago

[gleaming delta]

Canada> any other country
and I live in the us

[west coral]

I'm Portuguese, someone hate me too

[fast mural]

@ england, @ spain

[knotty star]

@mexico

[west coral]

Spain ye, idk about england

[knotty star]

@the_border
@new_orleans

[west coral]

None of those are real places, you just made them up

[slate pumice]

Yeah New Orleans isn't real

[knotty star]

wait really

[dusty moth]

failed embered privilege

[knotty star]

my life is a verbal lie

[west coral]

Idk we're just Spain but more lazy and less racist

[knotty star]

semp hasnt deleted a meme in a minute
is he okay

[west coral]

He's busy asking me out in dms

[knotty star]

i think hes taking a crap without his phone

[west coral]

He wouldn't do that without telling us

[gleaming delta]

blasphemy

[slate pumice]

Gotta get back to work, have a meme

[ocean island]

?mute 896640374142029866 30m misuse of #elden-fun

[mild vortex]

VILO??,#4572 was muted | misuse of #elden-fun

[ocean island]

?mute 847535893547057214 30m misuse of #elden-fun

[mild vortex]

bonehead#2918 was muted | misuse of #elden-fun

[west coral]

Hey one of those was my friends I think

@ocean island whats your opinion on making mayoghetti? It's just a plate of spaghetti with a lot of mayo

[ocean island]

I'd rather not ever think about that thought again

[west coral]

It's good if you give it a try. Just spaghetti is dry on its own but the mayo solves it

[weary trellis]

thats why people put sauce on the spaghetti 🍝

[stuck obsidian]

How do madness build even work

[west coral]

But mayo usually tastes better than most sauces

[weary trellis]

you use madness on enemies and they gone

[viscid drift]

Perhaps not platonically

[west coral]

Hug your friends, make them feel loved

[viscid drift]

Oh i certainly hug them

[west coral]

Consensually!!

[kind whale]

Damn you really just proving our point for us

[ocean island]

....?

User: breaks rules
Mod: punishes accordingly
Failing to see the problem here

[west coral]

I think at least one of them was just holding a conversation

[kind whale]

I refuse to elaborate as you already know what I'm gonna say

[ocean island]

punishes isn't even accurate, 30m is a slap on the wrist

[ocean island]

They both just flooded the channel with memes I had already removed

[kind whale]

Why did you remove them

[ocean island]

same reason as I always remove things in #elden-fun, because they aren't ER/souls related

[kind whale]

Why are you here dude

Singlehandedly making this place worse off

[ocean island]

Why are you unable to grasp the notion that this isn't a random server where you can freely post what you want

[kind whale]

For the same reason that you can't understand that people enjoy having fun and interacting with people they find fun, without making an entire server or chat room to post random memes

[ocean island]

You can join... 100 servers?, I'm sorry that one of them requires you to be a little more stringent with what you post

[kind whale]

Yeah and all 100 of those servers I guarantee doesn't have every member of this same community based around this same premise and topic that I like interacting with

[west coral]

I think since this topic is very debated and leads to so much negativity, creating an off topic channel would benefit both parties

[ocean island]

I will never support it because I've seen what people post when they have free reign

[west coral]

It doesn't matter if they have free reign as long as they obey the rules

[kind whale]

Holy crap then introduce rules to ban NSFW and stuff, we already have those rules in place, the only rule that you are enforcing is strict elden ring/souls memes

[west coral]

You said it yourself, just say no nsfw or hate speech and done

[ocean island]

No I'm just the one you see, quite a few of the upper staff watch this place when I'm asleep

[viscid drift]

Yes

[kind whale]

And when you're asleep I suddenly notice that the people in this channel actually have fun, what a coincidence

[ocean island]

based around this same premise and topic that I like interacting with
So you want to post content that souls players will enjoy, so why are you unable to post souls related content?

[kind whale]

Because souls players don't focus the entire premise of their comedic values onto one topic like souls, seeing nothing but souls memes gets stale really really fast and variety is welcome

[west coral]

I think you're just not being compromising and that's childish. I'm gonna make some mayoghetti, you're free to join

[frozen anchor]

Bruh 💀

[ocean island]

If only there were 15 other channels where you could have fun

[kind whale]

And before you say just join another server
Those servers DO NOT have the same people in them,
They do not have the same premise as being the main elden ring server
And they do not have parts from all sides of the community like this one has

[ocean island]

You don't have to post memes every time you're online, do you?

[thorn quiver]

Boigur eater

[ocean island]

They do not have the same premise as being the main elden ring server
Yes, this is the official elden ring discord, ran by publishers of the game,
it isn't a side server made by reddit mods, or friends,
it has stricter rules, that's life

[weary trellis]

the server owners definitely appreciate your compliments

[ocean island]

You can suggest an off-topic channel by DMing @shell roost, until that time, please keep this channel to ER/souls related content 👍

[kind whale]

That's only life when you're too paranoid to let people enjoy themselves and too lazy to ensure that your fears of people not abiding by every rule are actually enforced in a way that most can agree with

[west coral]

I noticed there's already a channel called off topic, but no off topic stuff there

[kind whale]

I'll suggest an off topic memes channel and see how fast it gets ignored

[bronze cradle]

What are happening in this lobby?

[ocean island]

I'm sure it won't get ignored, it'll get a response, it might just not be the response you wish for

[knotty star]

i am back

[frozen anchor]

I'm ganna post some Dog with sword and give him sif theme I am sure that related because you know the reference

[weary trellis]

i really don't like the content that people bring though
really low effort or just against TOS

[kind whale]

I know a fair few people who would love a channel like that. Why not leave it up to a community vote

[ocean island]

Sempiternal — Today at 11:40 AM
Yes, this is the official elden ring discord, ran by publishers of the game,
it isn't a side server made by reddit mods, or friends,
it has stricter rules, that's life

[honest dust]

#off-topic

[kind whale]

Ok.
Why not leave this up to a community vote

[honest dust]

It exists already

You're all welcome

[west coral]

@honest dust

[kind whale]

I'm asking for an off topic memes channel

[bronze cradle]

They don't have to if they don't want to necessarily

[ocean island]

Last time we left this channel to its own devices for too long I had to ban 5 people for being bigots

[honest dust]

Well that's your fault 🤔 go put off topic stuff in there. Talk about cats

[west coral]

I wanted to talk about mayoghetti instead. It's when you have a plate full of spaghetti and you put a lot of mayo on top

[kind whale]

Yes you're right
What I'm trying to argue is that a channel where people can just post memes and not have to worry about semp warning or muting them just because it's not elden ring related would be pretty nice

[honest dust]

Nothing saying you can't (:

[remote locust]

why would we need one? that would get way out of hand. this server is for elden ring. if you dont want to talk about elden ring then like.. why are you here

[west coral]

I can't post pictures of my plate of spaghetti with mayo in there

[bronze cradle]

Why are you like this? Mayoghetti?

[west coral]

It's good I promise. And it's easy to make too

[ocean island]

ER-flavored memes only, please. We aren't trying to be the new 9gag.```

[kind whale]

Semp has been saying the same thing, and it seems like a valid point but I'm not here entirely for elden ring, I also like the Poole in this server and a lot of people have a sense of humor here that I enjoy. It also, being the main elden ring server, has people from other communities like vaatis, distortions, etc

[honest dust]

#elden-meals
You can't reference threads
I hate threads
You're right

[weary turtle]

woah guys lets not be off topic

[west coral]

Eheh elden meals would be fun

[remote locust]

create your own server with those people

[honest dust]

It exists, it's a thread in #media-and-links

[kind whale]

I talked about that same thing too earlier, if you want to see it scroll up

[weary turtle]

spaghetti with mayo 😭 please

[west coral]

Ohh thank you!

[west coral]

The only people reacting like that are people who never tried it. I made a lot of my friends try it and now they make it all the time

[bronze cradle]

That's not an Elden meal. That's Elden MyItalianAncestorsAreRollingInTheirGraves

[honest dust]

Isn't spaghetti Chinese in heritage? 🤔
Noodles I'm thinking of? (Google says yes)

[weary turtle]

😭

[west coral]

Guys just make a little spaghetti and put mayo on it. When you like it just do the mayoghetti and thank me later

[kind whale]

Have you tried drowning your cereal in Worcestershire sauce

[honest dust]

I don't like mayo or mustard so you do you. I'm sure it's delicious if you like that sort of thing

[ocean island]

[kind whale]

C'mon don't be weird man it's good I promise

[west coral]

If you like ketchup you can try that too, but I really think mayo goes best with it. But if you don't like mayo yea, no use trying

[west coral]

I've never heard of that sauce, what does it taste like

[ocean island]

I've only ever put worcester on fried cheese.. and I think i'll keep it that way

[kind whale]

Frosted mini wheats hit different when you dip em in soy sauce

[ocean island]

It's like the vegemite of sauces

[honest dust]

To be fair 90% of the time when I cook noodles they're getting covered in some sort of cheese.

[west coral]

Real noodles or cup noodles?

[kind whale]

Damn, motivational cats got taken down..what a sad state of affairs

[wheat kindle]

Rules to be a real one (Fr it’s sad)

[honest dust]

Real? 👀 Cup noodles are for snacks

[west coral]

I never tried real noodles and it pains me

[kind whale]

Do you use chopsticks for ur noodles or a fork

[honest dust]

Truly? 🤔 Shame on you

[west coral]

I should try to make some, put a fried egg and condiments on it... Maybe a lil mayo

[kind whale]

The best way to eat noodles is with a fishing rod

[wheat kindle]

Me watching people argue instead of posting memes (no matter if it’s elden ring or not)

[west coral]

No one's arguing, we're exchanging recipes

[wheat kindle]

Bruh can’t post elden ring gif

[kind whale]

Most versatile elden ring meme

[wheat kindle]

Can someone show me morbius in elden ring

[kind whale]

Is that liurnia? That looks gorgeous

[ocean island]

why tf is there an ad for a 40s video

is my question

[wheat kindle]

Elden Shrek defends the swamp till his final breath

[ocean island]

with a quick sponsor from skillshare in the middle

[safe tapir]

he is in my grasp

[west coral]

That's why everyone should use YouTube vanced (not sponsored (yet))

[spiral ibex]

Best I could find

[safe tapir]

Morbius

[gleaming delta]

It’s morbin time

[gleaming delta]

Forks all the way baby America 🇺🇸 🦅🍔

[bronze cradle]

Worcestershire sauce is the only way to save a well-done steak. If you're going to eat a shoe for supper, may as well put a little sour fish flavor on it.

[gleaming delta]

L opinion

[stuck obsidian]

Morb

[bronze cradle]

I get the theme song for that show stuck in my head about once a month. I haven't watched the show in like fifteen years.

But now, you've ruined it for me forever.

[thorn quiver]

Man idk what you mean he has the meta shield swap

[gleaming delta]

My god

[gleaming delta]

Patches got back 😍😳

[tawdry grove]

i see banished knight Oleg in that

[scarlet mauve]

when u just defeat commander

[true quail]

bolusless

[dawn herald]

Me vs my School bully (i'm a dark souls player and learned his attack patterns over a course of many months)

[scarlet mauve]

learn how to code fromsoft

[open harness]

Ouch

Did you turn it off and on again?

[weary trellis]

do you have the minimum requirements

[grand summit]

Oh mb bro

Not sure how moving something up makes you shift from side to side but mb

[scarlet mauve]

it shift up, its not ur fault either

sry for the ping, was goona turn of reply ping

[shrewd summit]

I freaking love these toilets lol

[gleaming delta]

Gotta sacrifice the first of the homies to fall asleep… 😔✌️

[gleaming delta]

Homeless person!!!!! Elden ring reference WoWza

[candid narwhal]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!! (Take it away chat!)

[tulip skiff]

What do i do??

[gleaming delta]

Unequip another spell. The problem is you’re trying to fit a 2 slot spell into 1 slot, if you take off another spell that should give you the room

[tulip skiff]

Oh ok thanks

[dreamy forge]

Elden Ring tried to troll me

[tidal kestrel]

Nobody:

Godskin Nobles for some obscene reason:

[gleaming delta]

The malenia flower wasnt a 3 slot spell?

[tidal kestrel]

Spells take up more than one slot?

[gleaming delta]

Yeah strong ones take up 2 and really strong ones like comit azure or malenia’s flower take 3 slots

[gleaming delta]

Some spells

[tidal kestrel]

Damn, guess Rot Breath is weaksauce to whatever endgame stuff there is.

[gleaming delta]

I think they are the only who need 3 slots

Idk I’m not a spell doctor.
I like the big bonk weapons : )

[gleaming delta]

Ekezykas breath is realy good, is basicaly rotte breath but stronger

[gleaming delta]

Ah i see, a man of culture

[gleaming delta]

The bigger the bonk

The bigger the happy

Damag

[serene lava]

dude looks more like linus

[granite creek]

the guy in the vid isnt homeless its an actor

[open harness]

Whyd they delete funny homeless man that looks like rykard

[scenic mauve]

what enemy is this

[gleaming delta]

Amazing pfp

[light sequoia]

-+0*

ope sorry

[tidal kestrel]

Omg they look like heartless

[tacit thicket]

[tacit thicket]

So we can post off topic memes in there or is it just for off topic talking?

[gleaming delta]

Semp

[tacit thicket]

Relatable 🤣

[swift loom]

Whoever decided the cursor should be on no by default is evil

[tacit thicket]

@kind whale mission failure

[obtuse shoal]

You got git

[empty barn]

thats fire bruh

[full phoenix]

elden ring anime?

[cedar niche]

yes

[full phoenix]

noice

[winter bone]

This is so cringe, but also weirdly endearing

[gleaming delta]

Godfreys more of a chad.

[hushed patrol]

😆

[cedar niche]

)

[tacit thicket]

I belive in ranni supremacy

[teal osprey]

@serene lava I fixed your meme

[tacit thicket]

Post as much soulsborne elden toilets as possible until sempiternal gets involved

[burnt comet]

darksoulstoilet on insta bro

[tacit thicket]

I follow him on the blue bird

[echo ginkgo]

Melonia, blade of Cantelope

[shell kayak]

holey😮‍💨

[dusty moth]

Zelda aliens

[honest otter]

Ok but which one has more than 2 attacks

[sleek furnace]

It’s even funnier the 100th time being posted

[hollow glacier]

🤔

[echo ginkgo]

actual photo of selia crystal tunnel

[maiden crow]

i was muted 👍

[neat hill]

he looks like an old bowl of beans

[dim flicker]

dont say that! hes a veteran

[loud pilot]

Orphan of kos:

[lethal peak]

I miss Dark Souls trilogy's Multiplayer 😭

[coarse lance]

he is.

[neat hill]

except 2's system...

[lethal peak]

Loved to have fight clubs in Anor Londo on DS3 so badddd

[coarse lance]

he is.

[lethal peak]

DS2 is the worst of the trilogy imo, but not bad by any means, it's just less good than DS1 or DS3 IMO.

[neat hill]

I personally found ds2 pretty fun, but the soul memory function is just unholy

[coarse lance]

agreeable

[full phoenix]

saved

[gleaming delta]

based

[maiden crow]

based

[gleaming delta]

based

[frail swallow]

based

[echo ginkgo]

Unsteady

[topaz patio]

Based

[bitter cloud]

Based

[tacit thicket]

Based

[spring kelp]

Based

[strange trail]

Based

[lucid solar]

BaSeD

[young marten]

Based

[dusty bridge]

Wait a minute, when was this a Nintendo game?

[gleaming delta]

He broke the chain. Mods, ban him

[dusty bridge]

It broke at the death rite berd

[echo ginkgo]

Death rite bird ruins everything 😈

[open harness]

Based

[weary trellis]

why Brasil instead of Brazil though 😅

[gleaming delta]

Based

[echo ginkgo]

thats what its called in Brasil

[serene lava]

based

[fossil musk]

Based

[analog saffron]

Based

[burnt comet]

based

[weary trellis]

hmm but France isn't Francais

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[frail swallow]

why

[analog saffron]

Not too fond of pride month.

Get it?

[idle dagger]

I found a dog.

[frail swallow]

me neither

that's why I said based

I thought we were calling the middle east account based

[vast root]

Same

[analog saffron]

Oh, I missed it.

I missed the joke.

[gleaming delta]

Shiiiiiiii

[echo ginkgo]

dad?

[full phoenix]

Based

[hasty obsidian]

What about the praised piss drinker?

[frozen anchor]

Based

[gleaming delta]

me waiting for the elden pride logo

[gleaming delta]

morbius?!!?

[obtuse shoal]

Relatable

[last dune]

Cringe

[open harness]

*based

[last dune]

Nah, Bethesda is mega cringe, especially after their Fallout 76 fiasco, nothing they ever do can be based.

Fromsoft; however, is based.

[true quail]

🧩

[open harness]

Based sentiment

[last dune]

Eh, I have seen more based sentiments than that.

[stuck obsidian]

Me when scarlet rot

[frail swallow]

your profile picture is an animal with big breasts

[rare fulcrum]

Astute observation detective

[frail swallow]

a sign of derangement

[open harness]

They've been infested with the flame of frenzy

[hasty obsidian]

Get miquellas needle (12 gauge shotgun) broskis

[last dune]

Yeah, my pfp is a humanoid with animal features with large breasts, so what, I suck at drawing humans and small breasts. :P

Well, I suck at drawing normal humans. Lmao
I really need to practice more.

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[paper vigil]

amongus challenge elden ring part 1

😊

[last dune]

sus

[spring sand]

i wish we had that helmet in game

[thorn fox]

What is that picture from

[weary turtle]

this game does not have enough representation of the lgbtqia+ community!

[idle dagger]

Elden Thing

[burnt comet]

no thats based my guy

[prime wren]

Mods r watchin

[echo ginkgo]

Wheres elden beast

[novel fulcrum]

Seek counseling.

[slate pumice]

Based + based

[gleaming delta]

When you finally get a maiden

[dusty moth]

dark ring

[true quail]

ring-likes

[gleaming delta]

It wasn’t

[wild shale]

Good ending

[quasi plaza]

Yo, elden beast do be packin

[gleaming delta]

these are always fun to read even tho the person who made it has never seen what its like to be outside a basement

[vast root]

Report me to ONI then

[tribal owl]

wait i didnt notice elden beast only had 1 eye

[verbal juniper]

#elden-fun the unfunniest Channel of all time

[loud pilot]

I’ve always preferred faith over intelligence

[true quail]

Rude

[tacit thicket]

BRUH

[tacit thicket]

Sigh, true.

[snow knot]

When is elden ring server changing their pfp to pride flag?

[obtuse shoal]

During the month of the Sacred Heart? I don't see why

[tacit thicket]

Not everything has to have rainbows yknow

Companies saying that they support us on June first even through they never did whatsoever

[last roost]

A company doesnt """support lgbty people""" in my book until they catch mass media flak for doing so and dont back down

(basically no companies ever)

[snow knot]

Only game that I think did a better job is borederlands 3 DLC with the tentacle monster

[fluid cipher]

Tbf Hammerlock was always good rep even before that

[weary trellis]

yeah, good point.
there are many other pride flags that should be represented as well
like the one i'm using

[idle dagger]

Bloodborne Kart more like Bloodborne Fart, am i right fellas

[loud pilot]

Bloodborne 3 when

[green pulsar]

Bloodboon 2 when. We can throw the spread one why can't we throw the straight line one

[scenic mauve]

agreed 😤

[thorn quiver]

Man they really called this boss, land sex

[haughty knoll]

Heeyyyyyoooooo

[last dune]

I approve of this.

[snow knot]

Elden ring be like

[last dune]

Lol, ya' know, you right.

I was curious so I looked into it and there really do be a small sector of people who draw lewd stuff of the Elden Beast.

[rich cape]

why did you- nevermind

[last dune]

Cause of the meme I previously commented on.

Cause that Elden Beast was drawn far too thick for it to be just a passing thing... and I was correct.

[rich cape]

yes i saw the meme but, why

[snow knot]

I think you should send me pictures that your reference for investigation purposes, so I probably understand

[rich cape]

🤨

[last dune]

Because I have a morbid curiousity so strong that I will actively seek out information even if it only leads to me finding pain.

[rich cape]

average mage in fromsoft games

[last dune]

Ya' know, you right. XD

[opaque forum]

💀

[dusty moth]

Noita

[dusty moth]

I have seen things no man ever should

[snow knot]

Guessing the mods pick and choose what the deem is elden ring related

[ocean island]

If you think we sit here and stare at this channel, you'd be incorrect

[olive cairn]

well, you are looking upon a god so yes technically.

[viscid drift]

Which is false because it flies, I have proof

[proud current]

They do, worst is if someone snitches, every time someone snitches to the mods i just imagine them licking their toes

[remote locust]

she do be landing

[snow knot]

tasty toes

[marsh mortar]

miyazaki

[gleaming delta]

Mohg needs to start doing leg day

[dusty moth]

Mohgbius

[gleaming delta]

Someone get this man some desperately needed maidens

[viscid drift]

We all know you are an AI designed to manage Elden fun, your lies fall on deff ears

[ocean island]

[low canopy]

still cant get over this

[tribal owl]

elden beast > alive doll

[gleaming delta]

Gawdamn elden beast got some milkers

[distant root]

its finally happened

[gleaming delta]

why did they draw the thing with big honkers 🤨

[low canopy]

why were you looking there

[gleaming delta]

🤨

i like the one thast doesn say vyke

why don’t be mean to vyke

its just more funy without thte caption

ok I done posting for now bye weirdos

Ratio

[low canopy]

⬇️

[gleaming delta]

⬇️

🥱

[low canopy]

bozo

👁️👄👁️

[elder mauve]

elden beast my beloved

[true quail]

⬇️

[gleaming delta]

📻

[slate pumice]

This you? You a cheat table enjoyer? 🤨

[lusty cedar]

Only when by myself and only give myself levels so I don't have to farm.

I've played the DS games for 10 years on Xbox, and I hated farming the most.

[weary trellis]

farming runes just should be handled differently
the player should be forced to a high risk/high reward system

[viscid drift]

Would give the darkmoon ring to Astel

[lusty cedar]

I agree. If it was harder like farming the winged knights atop the castle in DS3, I wouldn't have said anything. But what he is doing is just as brain dead as cheat engine lol.

[scarlet mauve]

parry simulator

[tawdry grove]

loudspeaker Hey all! We are trialing a new Discord server function called Forums! We've set you lore fans up with a dedicated area so you can organise your discussions a bit more. Grab the new Lore role in #assign-roles to open up the new forum and leave us any feedback you have in the pinned topic. Thanks!

[gleaming delta]

Sounds like lyle from oneyplays idk how to spell his name lol

[scenic mauve]

artist is scrawnytreedemon on Tumblr btw

[shell kayak]

the unbeatable one🙏🏽

[true quail]

Rick's unstoppable power

[gleaming delta]

Deserved

[scenic mauve]

what an emotional questline, Krenglus is my new husbando 😭

[elder mauve]

lmao

[weary trellis]

500% crit damage against Malenia

[tacit thicket]

The mouth synch is so accurate lmfao

[elder mauve]

it really is

[sour lotus]

He’s missing his Morty😔

[last dune]

Cause Elden Beast be Packin, as stated the last time that comic got posted.

[lavish robin]

Bro got vigor checked by soldier of god, Rick

[scenic mauve]

Mohgchamp

[livid zenith]

Keep on Mohgwinning my little mohgchamp

[shrewd dove]

miquella cam live

[spare torrent]

TOGETHA

[gray quarry]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[gray quarry]

🤤🤤🤤

[daring steppe]

whats the song?

very good me want listen all time

[gleaming delta]

There's no sound to the video, you're schizophrenic

[kind whale]

Rich House - Neverwinter Nights

[winter bone]

Soldier of godrick is just mist noble and pinwheel all over again

[strong hill]

In what world does ds2 have a higher score than sekiro

[remote moat]

I believe they're close in score, as sekiro has close to no replayability, and dark souls 2 has close to no playability! (Joking)

[cosmic sage]

Heh

[livid zenith]

DS2 is a better game than sekiro though...

[north scaffold]

Based

[gleaming delta]

MORBIUS

[civic scaffold]

In what world is demons souls better than sekiro

[thorn frost]

every world

[coral silo]

🤬

[livid zenith]

Cope

[coral silo]

😔 i guess i will have to cope with ur foolishness

[remote moat]

I had the most fun playing sekiro the first time but I'm sorry after one thorough run that game has no replayability at all other than for like 3 specific bosses that are fun, at least for me. I find myself replaying the souls games pretty often

[echo ginkgo]

Mitochondria, Powerhouse of Cell

[dreamy prairie]

Isnt technically his brother too 🤨

[rare fulcrum]

This one

People love to hate on ds2 and completely ignore all the good things it gave us

[loud pilot]

🌞

[desert oak]

Half-brother or perhaps 3/4 brother if Marika was Radagon at that point (not that that’s any better)

[elder tusk]

live action beastboy looks so good

[limpid storm]

😂😂

[quick drift]

i made this video in like 3 hours idk if its good though

[knotty star]

no, sister
miquella is a dude if im correct

[quick drift]

nvm forgot about no links fk

[novel heath]

💀

[knotty star]

really?

[novel heath]

Real i found it's channel💀

[knotty star]

aint no way a game that big will operate on a phone

[novel heath]

Phone will explode lmao

[echo ginkgo]

They put ark survival evolved on a phone so you never know 🤷🏾‍♀️

[knotty star]

yeah
its ark on the lowest quality

[novel heath]

Yeah like "rdr2 mobile 4k ultra60 fps"

[knotty star]

what the hell

[sonic eagle]

morbin time

[gleaming delta]

This one

[weary trellis]

in Drangleic

[strong hill]

Your pfp

[gleaming delta]

Poggers dragon halberd is already in the game

[merry mural]

I am soldier, blade of godrick

[pulsar talon]

game journalists

[cobalt flicker]

Heroin is to a painless life what high fructose corn syrup is to an American life

[strong hill]

I wish you could break her prosthetic mid battle

[gleaming delta]

I wish you could curbstomp her little brother

[trail anchor]

[lapis coyote]

And her

[low canopy]

same😩

[coral silo]

I wish she would crub stop me🥰

[fluid cipher]

Nah bro have you seen her rot?

[coral silo]

😈 and?

[gleaming delta]

Scarlet Rotussy

Not worth it tbh

[echo ginkgo]

pink stink

[coral silo]

People eat fermented food, i dont see how this is any diffrent

[torpid stag]

I just pooped straight fire water
I think im dying ☹

[true quail]

malenia ain't got a malenussy she got 2 buttholes!!

[twin sequoia]

malussy

[true quail]

call that the lake of rot

[gleaming delta]

naww this man 💀

[gleaming delta]

Bruh her squirt incinerated my carpet

[echo ginkgo]

She has a sword in her arm thats a dangerous game you’re playing

[hasty obsidian]

Malenia is dumbo

[gleaming delta]

She killed my dog

[hasty obsidian]

Like girl I just merked the guy that stole your brother stop trying to kill me

[true quail]

She is a white woman

[hasty obsidian]

[gleaming delta]

[gleaming delta]

C r u b

[remote locust]

and it will come !
like a flood of rain !!

pouring down on me !!!

i miss dark souls 3 so much. i am BEGGING fromsoftware to fix their online stuff soon

[nova jolt]

I heard servers are up... Still down?

[remote locust]

very down. for all three games

[dusty moth]

Mohghael mohgbius

[winter bone]

And it will not let up untill the end is here

[stuck obsidian]

When I'm low on runes

[outer kettle]

Always has been

[sonic eagle]

MORBISOPS

[mint token]

You've been Mohg'd!!!!

[opaque forum]

Mohrgius

[dreamy prairie]

No i mean mohg is miquellas brother or step brother so incest thats sus my guy 🤨

[open harness]

It's gay incest pedophilia, illigal on 2, levels weird on 3.

[wicked shuttle]

The 3 layers of sus

[true quail]

? You think pedophilia is just "weird"? Average libright

Do us all a favor and just plead guilty when you're arraigned

[wicked shuttle]

Clown lord earning his namesake

[true quail]

Somebody's gotta clown on these hoes. Keep them in check.

[wicked shuttle]

[open harness]

"Illigal on 2 levels" dipshi

[true quail]

? exactly. You think pedophilia is just "Weird"?

[open harness]

Illigal doesn't mean weird, pedophilia is fu cking disgusting

[true quail]

Ok but pedophilia is the only thing out of those three that isn't illegal

[open harness]

Gay is the only one of the 3 that isn't illigal. What country do you live in where pedophilia is legal?

[true quail]

Oh you're poor. I get it now.

[open harness]

???

[true quail]

Nobody explain it to him

[echo ginkgo]

he really is the clown lord

[swift loom]

Why does this channel always have to be in some kind of stupid political debate

[echo ginkgo]

Thats not very #elden-fun

[open harness]

Everyone knows you can't have fun in #elden-fun

[swift loom]

Also damn
Getting angry over the use of "weird" instead of some other word is some new low

[gleaming delta]

nothing like working 3rd week in a row, lifting & mixing 5 tons of product daily + doing a ranni quest

[echo ginkgo]

also where in the hell is pedophilia legal, but being gay isn’t, that is also an expensive place to live

[gleaming delta]

even in-game characters know im this lonely sadge.

[echo ginkgo]

ayo you make drugs?

[gleaming delta]

no drugs - 8h of work, no rest, workout at work and after it and recording myself doing ranni quest; just tired

[golden warren]

placidusax more like flaccidsacks

[echo ginkgo]

no drugs :(

[gleaming delta]

i know, sadge. 😦

[echo ginkgo]

Dragon Lord Placenta Sex

[serene lava]

turi ip ip ip ip ip ip ip tsha ik ip

tsha ip ik turi turi isha ip turisha

turi ip ip ip ip ip ip ip tsha ik ip

tsha ip ik turi turi isha ip turisha

turi ip ip ip ip ip ip ip tsha ik ip

[echo ginkgo]

u good?

[gleaming delta]

I just skipped through selvuis’s quest

I don’t know how, one minute I’m looking for nepheli loux and give the potion to Gideon, come back and see him dead

[knotty star]

MORBIUS!!!

[gleaming delta]

Fingerslayer blade kills him outright, and now you missed out on a free ancient dragon smithing stone (Nepheli gives you one after defeating Morgott).

Oh

Knew it was bad to start quest lines just before maliketh

[true quail]

America. Just ask Jeff.

[wicked shuttle]

Did i not say that ur earning ur name
: D

[loud pilot]

That’s a turtle

[obtuse shoal]

dog

[scenic mauve]

it's clearly dog

[loud pilot]

🐢

[errant terrace]

the dung eater

[gleaming delta]

Just married ranni

Wasn’t too hard

[scenic mauve]

congrats you married a wooden doll with no flesh have fun

[gleaming delta]

Yay

[viscid trout]

That is goals my dude

[gleaming delta]

Might go inherit the frenzied flame rn though

[open harness]

Personality guys when they married a bundle of rope: "but at least we can have a nice conversation"

[viscid trout]

Well looks like i m attracted to string

[green pulsar]

most calm pitbull

[open carbon]

anyone want to go conveiled talisman sniping or hide and seek shenaningans in elden ring

[idle dagger]

"Princess" after being introduced to a 3 year old with particularly strong negative energies.

[slate pumice]

Four arms, exotic blue skin, loyal and great at making plans. She doesn't even need genitals I'm already interested 😋

[crude quest]

Sounds like you got a father issue

[stuck obsidian]

I want that ending I just don't know the things for it

[unkempt herald]

String kink

[scenic mauve]

that's valid

[daring steppe]

Real men marry the three fingers or dung eater

[green pulsar]

Ah yes the pale reflective skin from lack of sunlight, the beady black eyes made to absorb as much light from the screen as possible, and the curved swords for a bleed build.

[bitter plume]

The crazed poo poo feaster

[bitter plume]

Also the faces on his belly are the people he ate

Nooooo why have you done this

Oh my god messi thank you so much im going to morb tonight 🥶🥶

[toxic python]

No problema

[tribal owl]

what is ranni's second left hand holding?

[bitter plume]

(this was done before so she is touching nothing)

[gleaming delta]

Time to steal this and crop out the beginning 😈

[daring steppe]

he makin the "let me solo her" guy

[daring steppe]

when will it be released on blue ray

in 140p (high end resolution)

[bitter plume]

Accurate timeline of MCU release dates
Morbius (2022)
Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024)
Morbius 3 (2024)
Morbius vs Blade (2025)
Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins)
Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins)
Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029)
Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029)
Morbius 9 (2030)
Morbius X (2032)
Morbius: The Series (2032-2189)
Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034)
Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034)
Morbius the Thirteenth (2036)
Morbiverse of Madness (2037)
Morbius 15: Morbius (2037)
Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038)
Morbius vs Kong (2038)
Morbius vs Morbius (2039)
Morbius 19 (2040)
Morbius: 20th (Century) Morbius (2040)
21 Morbiuses (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)
Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043)
Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043)
Morbius vs Blade II (2044)
Morbinity War (2045)
Morbgame (2046)
Morbius 29 (2047)
Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047)
Son of Morbius (2048)
Morbius 2049 (2049)
The Morbengers (2050)
Morb Man and the Morbius (2050)
Captain Morbius (2050)
Morbius 36 (2051)
Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052)
Morbius and Venom (2053)
Morbius vs Venom (2053)
Morbius Kills Venom (2053)
Morbception (2054)
Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054)
Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055)
Morbius: A New Morb (2056)
Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056)
Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057)
Morbius 48 (2058)
Morbius: Morbius (2058)
Morbius 50 (2059)
Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060)
Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061)
Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061)
Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062)
Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063)
Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064)
Morbius: The Last Morb (2064)
Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065)
Morbius: Beyond (2066)
Morbius: Into Morbness (2067)
Morbius 62 (2068)
Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069)
Fantastic Morbius (2070)
The Morbman (2070)
The Morbius (2071)
Breaking Morbius (2071)
Better Call Morbius (2071)

(made by messi)

[daring steppe]

where is let me morb her?

[bitter plume]

Its better call morbius its an alternative name

[scenic mauve]

Morbin Ring

[novel lintel]

And of course, don’t forget Morbruto: The Next Generation

[wide torrent]

Morbius Interactive really been busy

[daring steppe]

and Morbiro: Morbin dies twice

[novel lintel]

Kino

[gleaming delta]

moribus is the most wicked good movie

Yes

[daring steppe]

Crab from risk of rain 2 really got A+ in moderator biology.

[slate pumice]

@steel pewter @outer kettle you cannot say no to this

[daring steppe]

Dung Eater > Ranni the cringe witch

[outer kettle]

Haha jokes on you! I have now stolen that Gif!

You fell for the most classic blunder

[daring steppe]

why cant I post gif :(

[gleaming delta]

because this is a bad server

[gleaming delta]

ZAMN

[daring steppe]

when server censors you

[dry narwhal]

I know that theme but can't recall what it is

[daring steppe]

jokr theme

[ruby sparrow]

You cant évent pit holy knight as your name -_- Cauz sensorship

[steel pewter]

No

[gleaming delta]

I just got outplayed 💀

[ocean island]

https://v.redd.it/95ufbebcr8291/DASH_1080.mp4
same energy

[gleaming delta]

The quality wtf 💀

[shell kayak]

restart video if its bad

[gleaming delta]

Homie just got his ankles broken by Burger King

[tired pasture]

Can we morb about the political and economic state of the world

[ruby sparrow]

Any one want free stuff

[signal mango]

Free levels?

[ruby sparrow]

Nah armor talisman and ashes

[signal mango]

miss me with that, playah

[ruby sparrow]

But yee lvls as well

[signal mango]

nah im good, enjoy the philanthropy

[gleaming delta]

Humbled

[tidal junco]

Does anyone know if you can't get access to the OST without launching the game? I looked in the usual spot in the game files but it's not there. I do own it but I don't want to have to launch the game wherever I want to listen to it.

[golden warren]

Маlеnіа І аm fuсkіng уоur brоthеr

[proud current]

Question, if you turn back time, would you beat your kid self? Cuz i know ill do

[scenic mauve]

Hell yeah

[gleaming delta]

Why

[gleaming delta]

Last thing my kid self needed was more beatings

[proud current]

You know classic 11yr old stuffs, doing edgy and cringey stuffs that my memory somehow still remembers

Haunts my old self

[west coral]

I double tap, no scrunkly

[gleaming delta]

Cringing at your past self is just evidence that you’ve grown

[gleaming delta]

I get that, but I wouldn’t beat my old self over that

Beating your young self would probably just mess up your now self

[proud current]

Or my old self would be without haunting memories

[slate pumice]

simply incorrect ♥️

[ruby sparrow]

Yo anyone down 2 Do a knight,(Strength) mage And rogue(dex build) trio coop. Gameplay 👀

[trail anchor]

Yes it is me

[gleaming delta]

Hey im doing a honorable shinobi run, where i use minimal bleed, Japanese weapons, and only “honorable ashes of war” anything you would consider to be in that list/fun build ideas?

[sinful kelp]

Mushroom man is coming for you

[full phoenix]

I won't beat but I'll violently shake him till he learns basic respect for others

[slate pumice]

They must've fallen asleep for a long time, this is unusual

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[slate pumice]

Absolutely beautiful, 10/10. I especially liked the detail to Ranni's second left arm

No one wake them up

[ocean island]

[true quail]

gm semp

[true quail]

Honestly very proud that I've created the 2 most reposted memes in this channel

[dawn herald]

(it's me)

[gleaming delta]

E

[viscid drift]

Bleed mushroom man is heresy, why is it not a poison + rot build?

[dawn herald]

why must there be no ending where you can save melina and keep her with you

[ocean island]

This is low quality at least try

[viscid drift]

All I have is the standard iPhone photo edit thing

[true quail]

@ocean island gm

[ocean island]

This is an elden ring discord, not a better call saul discord

[ocean island]

It is 2pm Good Afternoon

[true quail]

good morning sempiternal!

[dawn herald]

but i was keeping it elden ring related

[true quail]

Godfrey called me the N-word 🥶

[gleaming delta]

When you give sempiternal the aux cord

Lol

[dawn herald]

why can't fromsoftware release a dlc or update where you can be elden lord without sacrificing melina and still keeping her with you (changed since silly little sempiternal is being silly)

[gleaming delta]

Melina is mid

[dawn herald]

you best not say ranni is better

[viscid drift]

Can we get a better call Saul thread?

[gleaming delta]

Alexander is

[dawn herald]

This is a server about ELDEN RING notBETTET CALL SAUL.

[ocean island]

No, go post in a better call saul discord

[safe tapir]

this is now a bcs discord

[gleaming delta]

I’m calling my lawyer

[kind whale]

This is literally the better call Saul cord what are you talking about semp

[true quail]

Semp you and I both know that was literally a nomadic merchant

[ocean island]

Spring I don't have the patience today

[dawn herald]

bouta go demon time 😈

[kind whale]

Okay

[frozen anchor]

Ima gonna be morb and morban everyone 👿

[dawn herald]

is sempiternal a MORBHATER???

[kind whale]

Semp gonna ban you for being morb instead of being a ring

[gleaming delta]

This is now the Morbius discord

[ocean island]

can you at least just post this silly joke or something

[kind whale]

Where is the comedy in that, it's literally just morbius photoshopped over lmsh.

[frozen anchor]

Certified Mohgbius

[gleaming delta]

Morb

[kind whale]

Photoshop morbius over the funny limgrave dog things, at least try

[dawn herald]

it isn't morbin' enough

[gleaming delta]

He’s morbing

[frozen anchor]

Tu ri IP IP IP tsha ik

[slate pumice]

Congratulations, you make this pretty unfunny channel more funny!

[ocean island]

homie that file sketch asf, I aint going near that

[frozen anchor]

Wenomachainsama

[safe tapir]

elden ring

[gleaming delta]

30 terabyte zip bomb

[true quail]

Epic embed fail mock this user @ocean island

[kind whale]

Me when the elden ring 💍

[slate pumice]

Yes. 💍

[true quail]

💍

[kind whale]

💍

[true quail]

you'll notice that the ring emoji looksl ike the dark moon ring, this is a reference to the hit video game Elden Ring

[kind whale]

True!

[frozen anchor]

Wenomachainsama

[true quail]

@ocean island can we get an elden ring facts channel

I would like to post facts

[gleaming delta]

Guys stop talking about elden ring in our better call Saul discord

[true quail]

Waltuh

[gleaming delta]

Kid named finger:

[slate pumice]

Kid named Slippin' Jimmy:

[dawn herald]

who was that guy even naming, like he named 5 people in the story but why those 5 and no one else

[true quail]

Kid named Radagon:

[gleaming delta]

Kid named chicanery

[olive cairn]

he was naming ofnir the all knowing there

[true quail]

the delightful defecation devourer

[dawn herald]

yeah he named the tarnished, godfrey, fia, the loathsome dungeater (THE CRAZY CACA CONSUMER), and ofnir, but why those 5

[gleaming delta]

It was me

[slate pumice]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always Elden Ring! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
…And you, you have to stop him! You

[gleaming delta]

Imagine jimmy defecates through a sunroof but the loathsome dung eater is under the sun roof

Except for the fact that semp can see deleted messages

[safe tapir]

lmao.

[kind whale]

He couldn't keep his hands off of the elden ring. but not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious jimmy! Stealing the rune of death and he gets to be a shardbearer

[gleaming delta]

I knew it was 1216, one after the shattering

[slate pumice]

I can imagine sir Gideon ofnir saying something similar to Chuck

[frozen anchor]

Mohgbin time

[gleaming delta]

|| It would fit better if Gideon died when the roundtable hold burned down||

Better call Saul spoilers end of season 3

[kind whale]

Dude really out here spoiling the final act of better call Saul season 9

[true quail]

I liked it

I especially liked turning him to a pile of dust with a single cast of frenzied burst

[gleaming delta]

I was good at it too

Gideon is the nerd emoji and was fun to obliterate

[true quail]

Amen king

[kind whale]

A nice break after godskin duo and maliketh

[true quail]

Gideon is like one of those fancy one bite tasting menu dishes as an appetizer before the 72 oz steak of Godfrey

[gleaming delta]

Gideon is like a little bug to take your anger out on

[true quail]

a tiny jeff epstein

[slate pumice]

He's too scared to approach Godfrey himself, with good reason

[kind whale]

They needed someone besides morgott who uses holy and someone to use glintstone as well

[true quail]

on God I didn't know Gideon had moves I really have just killed him during the speech every time

[gleaming delta]

Should've let godfrey become the elden lord again tbh if that was an option I'd give it to him

[slate pumice]

I need my doll wife ngl, Godfrey and Marika have had enough fun

[gleaming delta]

Nah

[kind whale]

Bloodborne put more emphasis on the doll wife thing than elden ring did, maybe try your luck in yharnam

[slate pumice]

She's also like 8 feet tall, maybe you're onto something

[kind whale]

She's also polish

[true quail]

settle down Seluvis

[slate pumice]

It's in the personality, if she's turned into a puppet she doesn't have one, what was Seluvis thinking?

[true quail]

You tell me "I need my doll wife"

[kind whale]

In lore people would willingly turn themselves into puppets in a ritual as a means to communicate or be a part in some way to connect with the outer stars and potentially the outer gods like the greater will and formless mother iirc.

Seluvis is just making cool stuff weird

[viscid drift]

Way down south in the land of caelid, scarlet rot and red invaders

[true quail]

Look away! Look away! Look away! Redmane land

[viscid drift]

Mfs when they see Blaidd for the first time

[slate pumice]

It's not fun if you don't earn the dollussy

[true quail]

white women when they see blaidd

[viscid drift]

Men when they see Blaidd

[true quail]

you when you saw blaidd

[slate pumice]

can confirm

[viscid drift]

Agreed

Blaidd is pretty cool, based even

Blaidd and turtle pope, why can’t i summon turtle pope for Radahn? He’s a friend

Turtle pope would easily beat Radahn

[slate pumice]

He said he can't move his legs :(

[safe tapir]

I will learn gravity magic if it means turtle pope can walk again

[gleaming delta]

“Doll wife”? 🤨

[viscid drift]

He can be a stationary spellcaster, but also gravity magic is an option

I want to see turtle pope cast carian greatsword. He clearly knows the spell because he teaches it to us be default

[slate pumice]

Is that not what she is? Should I have said demigod instead?

[livid zenith]

Turtle pope can cast all the magic in the game. They just hold back as not to scare us

[viscid drift]

Turtle pope casting ancient dragon lightning spear

[slate pumice]

Radahn battle but riding the turtle pope with gravity magic instead of Torrent, just like Leonard

[viscid drift]

Using the silver surfer’s stance

[gleaming delta]

I lostttt

[livid zenith]

Deep

[viscid drift]

The true power of the dark side of the force

[golden warren]

@ocean island I made this for u do u appreciate it

[ocean island]

I appreciate it so much that I'm going to remove it so no one else gets to see it

[golden warren]

noooo pls

[ocean island]

It's not ER/Souls related

[mild sinew]

Since when did things had to be souls related

[ocean island]

It's always been a rule but started putting our foot down ~2 weeks ago

[golden warren]

what if I put an elden ring on it

[ocean island]

Izmar — 05/17/2022
ER-flavored memes only, please. We aren't trying to be the new 9gag.

[ocean island]

counter offer, you make it actually ER based and not just loosely fitting

😠

[golden warren]

what if I make it the silly creature flying dragon agheel

[viscid drift]

I already saw it, The secret is out

[ocean island]

pls, just behave

[mild sinew]

Amber heard Johnny depp

[ocean island]

remind me how I let this one slide so many times, it's a doge

[viscid drift]

There are dogs in elden ring

[mild sinew]

Souls related

[viscid drift]

Look at this dog , and tell me there aren’t dogs in Elden ring

[slate pumice]

Holy Dog

[mild sinew]

Damn he look like the same mf I killed

[viscid drift]

Sempiternal, this is hate speech

[mild sinew]

Hey now let’s be practical here

[ocean island]

attacking the pope doge results in punishment worse than death

[swift loom]

We need the covenants to be back specifically to have one dedicated to invading and killing the pope turtle killers

[mild sinew]

Don’t listen to him

[mild sinew]

Look I brung him back in my ng plus we are good

[viscid drift]

You must be sent to the smithing stone mines

We need a muted only channel called the smithing stone mines

[mild sinew]

Ay at least I get dragon simithing stones

[ocean island]

it's a punishment worse than that, you can see the channels but not type