elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

Sometimes she just jumps you

[azure spindle]

Yeah I actually helped someone with both

[gleaming delta]

just dodge

[candid narwhal]

I help with anything i need to. Im the black armory of elden ring.

[azure spindle]

I love helping people because I get to do all the bosses again

[candid narwhal]

I just supply people with anything they need cuz i hate the ppl who sell stuff on this game

[azure spindle]

Yeah like I just farm the bird in mohgwyn palace

[candid narwhal]

Shii bruv theres a reason i named myself the runes dealer. Wish i could help u tho but this game aint crossplay

[azure spindle]

Oof yeah my only complaint for elden ring is that There’s no crossplay

[torn crane]

Godskin duo after working hard to get the title of the worst boss in elden ring:

[lament adder]

Pfffft what it was obviously patches

[azure spindle]

OO
*** —***

[lament adder]

his jumpscare is too scary! it gets me everytime!

[fair temple]

that is disgusting. Even decent mages have at least 40

[gleaming delta]

tell it the guy who created it

[fair temple]

I will

[dark arch]

me after dying to them the thousandth time

[lament adder]

You use rivers of blood to beat the game easily
I use rivers of blood for my jetstream sam cosplay
we are not the same

[pure loom]

Won't somebody answer this man for his sake and not mine

[candid narwhal]

LMAO

[gleaming delta]

Elden beast

[gleaming delta]

That mf somehow has more poise than radagon

[lament adder]

(unironically though t he gs duo is like an average fight its not that bad with bernahl and a good summon)

[gleaming delta]

Just use the godslayer greatsword it 2 shots the apostle and 5 shots the noble

[granite perch]

Kung-fu panda

[earnest dune]

Yes.

[gleaming delta]

a cleaver sort

[gleaming delta]

YES

[raven mural]

That title goes to Elden Beast

[lament adder]

Malenia?

[raven mural]

Nah
At least you're not spending the fight chasing after her

[lament adder]

Elden beast is kinda sucky but you dont get frequently one shotted

[gleaming delta]

True

[rare fulcrum]

Nice financial stability guys, talk to me when you've no-hit malenia 😎

[proud hearth]

Im financially stable, i have over 300k runes

[twin sequoia]

[rare fulcrum]

🤝

[true quail]

If you had a tiny Jeff Epstein would you torture it?

[proud hearth]

Id put him in the jar

[rare fulcrum]

Can it die permanently

[true quail]

If you kill your tiny epstein he comes back to you the next day

[rare fulcrum]

Word yeah I'd torture that

[true quail]

He's not the actual Jeff Epstein though he's just a small perfect copy of him. Tiny Jeff didn't do any of that evil stuff

[rare fulcrum]

Obviously, it's tiny

[true quail]

I don't think I'd have it in me to torture him but I definitely wouldn't let him go free

I'd keep him in a mason jar w/ air holes poked in the top and feed him epstein pellets if he behaves well

[rare fulcrum]

I feel like imprisonment can be a form of torture depending on the "quality" of the prison

[true quail]

the quality would be commensurate with his cooperation. I might even give him a mouse to ride on as a mount if he's really well behaved

[rare fulcrum]

I would put it in the microwave

[tough fractal]

Virgin Ranni's Consort vs Based Elden Lord

[rare fulcrum]

Based no ending tarnished who is busy getting all the things they possibly can before getting to endgame and cutting off access to the biggest legacy dungeon in the game

[true quail]

The chad lord of chaos

[toxic cargo]

The sigma non ending getter

[rare fulcrum]

If I'm being honest I think the best ending is ||goldmasks||

[true quail]

all that for a chair

[toxic cargo]

Lmao

[rare fulcrum]

One that breaks if I don't jump into it right

[true quail]

literally killed millions for a trip to Ikea

[rare fulcrum]

Bro even ikea furniture can withstand just some dude

[true quail]

I've never tried rolling into one of my chairs

[toxic cargo]

Usually in these games the ending that your goal from the beginning of the game to achieve is the most underwhelming

[gleaming delta]

I did fia ending first game

[rare fulcrum]

Leyndell craftsmen are just paper maché masters

[candid narwhal]

I like this. This is what i strive for.

[azure spindle]

I will repost this as many times as I need to

[obtuse shoal]

Hey guys, I found out what the best weapon in Elden Ring is!

||Bazinga||

[azure spindle]

You fool it is bloodhounds fang

[weary root]

Not Elden ring related you're getting sent to the shadow realm Jimbo

[obtuse shoal]

Yeah just kiddin, the best weapon is actually

||Bazinga again but with extra text||

[azure spindle]

But the silly creature is elden ring related. everything is elden ring related

[weary root]

Even the holy and blessed radiance of the lord himself bill?

[azure spindle]

yes.

[azure spindle]

He would never

[weary root]

But of course how could I be so stupid everything is Elden Ring related

[rare fulcrum]

Please no anything but that please man

[weary root]

I see now with open eyes that everything no matter the context is Elden Ring related

[rare fulcrum]

All roads lead to home...

[weary root]

No place like home

[rare fulcrum]

No place ahead

[weary root]

Dog ahead

[rare fulcrum]

Twitter would be a much better platform if you could only write out things with the souls message boards

[pure loom]

Does he feel pain and is he aware of the real jeff

[azure spindle]

Try finger, but hole

[obtuse shoal]

okay who's gonna make this website

[true quail]

He's aware of real jeff and has all of his memories and yes he feels pain just like you and me the only difference is he's like 6-7" tall

[gleaming delta]

No image perms

[true quail]

I cannot speak for whether or not he feels remorse for what Real Jeff did but seeing as the two are ontologically distinct beings I can't imagine him feeling any guilt for something he himself didn't do

[true quail]

Finna get in the middle of this c*ck crowd and NIHIL

[azure spindle]

Unpopular opinion: bloodhounds fang is good anywhere in the game

[pure loom]

I would keep him in a somewhat comfortable enviroment, but in random periods of time (from a day to a few weeks) kill him with a hammer so he doesn't know when to expect the next death

[true quail]

Seems a little sadistic but your response has been logged thank you for participating in this Harvard School of Philosophy study

[pure loom]

Anything for science

[obtuse shoal]

You repostin yourself?

[azure spindle]

Wait, no Miquella is not a child, but actually 3000 years old, so yes officer, he was old eno-
-mohg

[viscid drift]

Let’s be real though, at this point it’s actually for the best that miquella stays asleep in his egg

After being corrupted by the accursed blood who knows what he will emerge as, but the hand that is sticking out of the egg certainly looks different from the miquella in the intro cutscene

[viscid drift]

Vigor check

[azure spindle]

Malenia:0

Soldier of godrick:16828263729

[balmy linden]

sadness ahead

[toxic cargo]

Naughty

[candid narwhal]

Gory gory what a hellova way to die

[grizzled marten]

weirdo.

[gleaming delta]

Mans fully immersed

[alpine thunder]

I can't believe you found it!!

[gleaming delta]

i just came across it on twitter today and remembered you posted that message ages ago

[sonic roost]

The four horsemen of losing my sanity

[alpine thunder]

I couldn't find it and gave up in the end. Thanks so much! Me and my kids were laughing at this for ages 🤣

[broken sparrow]

brooo you remember a message from weeks ago. that mind must be empty as hell

[gleaming delta]

For the longest time I did not know that those giant eyes are not even their actual eyes

[sonic roost]

Excuse me, what?

[vapid tide]

No birds?

[gleaming delta]

[azure spindle]

That’s where the death frogs eyes are????!!

[sonic roost]

OH NAW

[gleaming delta]

The giant eyes are fake eyes, the small ones near the mouth are its real eyes.

[hardy pecan]

So what are the fake eyes for?

[azure spindle]

Mabye shooting out death mist?

[gleaming delta]

That I don't know

[hardy pecan]

makes them even worse
I hope they're species goes extinct

[gleaming delta]

They're to scare off potential enemies apparently

[azure spindle]

Hmm

[remote locust]

a lot of real life animals/bugs use tricks like that to make themselves look scarier

[gleaming delta]

Or to draw attention away from its actual weakpoints

[restive lava]

Bottom right is the worst

[sonic roost]

The dogs have always been my worst. But there’s an even worse one that the chart failed to mention. Those little gray gnome creatures with the scythes. They deal bleed AND poison damage.

[gleaming delta]

You just career ended him

[sonic roost]

I’m not talking about the stone imps. I mean the little gremlins that attack you in swarms measuring to like knee height at most due to their huge pointy hats.

[azure spindle]

I think they’re called the vulgar militia

[sonic roost]

Yes, these hellspawn.

[azure spindle]

I don’t care about fp, I’m comet azuring these things to heck

[pseudo venture]

Then what r the tiny ones in the caves

[twin sequoia]

theyre not that bad
unless they have the claw attack

[sonic roost]

One or two aren’t a big deal, but if you get caught by a whole gaggle of them?

[azure spindle]

Same but with saws

[gleaming delta]

Always feels like im literally fighting a kid.

[pseudo venture]

I hate them

[sonic roost]

I started typing but my finger accidentally hit the send button so all that showed was “a”

[azure spindle]

Oh haha

[lusty needle]

Spoiler warning (kinda but not really)

[pseudo venture]

I hate them

[sonic roost]

The lost spirit ashes are just upgradable, interchangeable Stands. You cannot change my mind.

[latent thorn]

Dr. Michael Morbius

[azure spindle]

“The stand user could be anyone!”
The stand user:

[proud hearth]

Its morbin' time

[latent thorn]

Can we get a jotaro kujo build?

[sonic roost]

“The stand user could be any one of them!”
The stand user:

[tight wedge]

Is let me solo her real?

[azure spindle]

Literally every pvp’er in elden ring

[azure spindle]

Hey ralsei what do you have there

[azure spindle]

Real😡

[summer sentinel]

🤓

[azure spindle]

🤓

[true quail]

Haters: Mogh is ugly

[proud hearth]

Femboy mogh

[tranquil scroll]

po

[sonic roost]

Real life rowa raisin?

[proud hearth]

Eat it

[true quail]

The Honorable Blue Spirit

Refuses to fight you unless the host stands back
Really just a duelist looking for an audience
Will let you pre-buff
Doesn't use flasks
Will still annihilate you if you dare strike the host

[sonic roost]

Staff of poison damage.

[thorn fox]

Where are the goldmask posts

[sonic roost]

The sequel: the poison knife

[hollow snow]

ah yes, thats Mel

[true quail]

I find ER extremely soothing idk what ur talking about. maybe it's because I'm just screwing around in the postgame now but exploring and upgrading my weapons to make new builds and dueling with cool people is chill fun to me

[jovial cradle]

Confess your sins to father hobles

[true quail]

PVPer POV

[azure spindle]

Me every day

[lament adder]

erm

You sure my guy?

[azure spindle]

Bloodhounds fang or bust

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[azure spindle]

Ah yes a man of culture

[vital grove]

castle crasher music

[steel pewter]

What makes blood hound fang so good bruh

[proud hearth]

Bloodhound step spam

[gleaming delta]

Bruh bloodhounds fang doesn’t even have bloodhound step

[proud hearth]

Then whatever that ash of war is called spam

[gleaming delta]

How do you confuse bloodhounds step, an ash of war that makes you dash invisibly, with a sword slash

[gleaming delta]

Think I might start dual wielding morgotts cursed sword and bloodhounds fang

[azure spindle]

Aha yes we have convinced him everyone!!!

[vital grove]

thats not bad but thats not best tier

[brazen copper]

bhf has a good ash of war that also chains into a single bhs slash if you heavy attack right after using the ash

People who whine about it being op or cheese literally are just bad at pvp lmfao, you can punish a bhf player so easily

[gleaming delta]

I’ve already been using bloodhounds fang since I got it

[azure spindle]

Oh ok well still good

[gleaming delta]

What are some other curved great swords?

[azure spindle]

Probably magma wyrms scalesword

[frail swallow]

Same

[woven rover]

Haha wee

[proud hearth]

Big club all the way, mega bonk

[surreal tide]

kumala selvester

[gleaming delta]

If you press it again you do a bloodhound step into a slash

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[azure spindle]

Yeah I know that

[proud hearth]

Ranussy

[gray cosmos]

what the-

[fluid dust]

🙂

[fluid dust]

me irl

[gleaming delta]

me watching the video above

[obtuse shoal]

I just watched Braveheart for the first time and I can say I am completely unphased.

Now where's that Axe of Godrick

[cobalt kestrel]

what is this? why didn't it cut to two black men kissing and twerking?

[azure spindle]

“Tap to see attachment” nah that’s a portal to the past

[cobalt kestrel]

are you ready to see your young self? 10 years prior.

[azure spindle]

Huh?

[rich cape]

See it’s funny cause I just took at sip of soder, so you lose, didn’t lick my wet ass lips 🇱

[azure spindle]

Why is everyone replying to old ahh memes

[signal mango]

that was posted a week ago,

[rich cape]

Did I ever say that I cared, also hi

[signal mango]

I was talking to my non schizo hallucination gf why you gotta ping 😔

[lament dirge]

7 entire days
you people need to keep up

[raven mural]

This was posted this morning

[azure spindle]

What is this

[sour topaz]

one man one Alexander

[azure spindle]

But why is he smol

[sour topaz]

Yes

[upper lance]

Seb you'll understand when you're a big seb

[latent thorn]

Mohg x Miquella

[upper lance]

It's legal if there aren't any laws

[obtuse shoal]

I'd call it gay but I think we got bigger issues regarding that whole deal

[upper lance]

Mohgs cupcake

[obtuse shoal]

Someone get the blue cipher ring

[azure spindle]

Real question HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

[azure spindle]

Shut up go advertise somewhere else

[vagrant path]

I think you can't

[remote locust]

lmfao

[neat hill]

you have to use the baladachins blessing or wutever it's called to remove the 5% health debuff

[azure spindle]

Oh ok thanks

[neat hill]

np

[tawdry grove]

use the blessing and you cleanse the the debuff

[marble idol]

"Are you a grace because i want to rest on you." - UwWEldenRingDaddy126

[tawdry grove]

no this is Oleg

[marble idol]

lmao

[scenic mauve]

I wish there was an Elden Ring dating sim where you could date every npc in the game 🥺

[gleaming delta]

L take, name fits, go outside loser

[inland nova]

L + bury the light Lozo + blonde white woman pfp

[weary trellis]

sees the name
i can relate to that

[gleaming delta]

So how's your mom's basement?

[inland nova]

not as good as your mom's bedroom but I make do with what I got

[remote locust]

let me hug blaidd !!!

[gleaming delta]

Aw hell nah

Plus 9 morgotts cursed sword and a plus 10 bloodhounds fang is just so good

[remote locust]

you're right, he's probably dirty. his fur looks matted

[gleaming delta]

He will eat you

[remote locust]

👉 👈

[gleaming delta]

🚪 👈

That's what im sayin

[inland nova]

blaidd is Welsh don't hug that mf

[gleaming delta]

💀

[azure spindle]

This is no time for silliness

You have convinced me

[gleaming delta]

Minions unironicaly better

[open harness]

Yes

[true quail]

will never understand mfs posting normal ass duels here like where's the punchline at least attempt to be funny -- #pvp is right there nobody is impressed

[cerulean mortar]

my first build and one of the only non cringe dex/bleed builds, hope it’s as enjoyable for you as it was for me

[true quail]

What sins?

[viscid drift]

Won’t stop me

[true quail]

White women

[viscid drift]

Why don’t I get ps4 hatemail? I always get some on the Xbox but I never get PlayStation hatemail. It’s disappointing

[odd spoke]

Luring people to a big snek

[true quail]

She didn't know?

[viscid drift]

Why make a rot-poison build if I won’t get seething message spam?

[west coral]

no sins to repent, next post

[true quail]

That's why I always run around for a half hour before attacking somebody when I invade. Not only do you always get a steam message out of it but it also makes them soft and pliable

Rya is literally the only sinless woman in the entire lands between all other are honorless hoes

[west coral]

good song, next post

[odd spoke]

Millicents questline

[west coral]

based

[true quail]

I killed gowry because he sounded like a pedophile

[azure spindle]

The f-

[odd spoke]

Based

Gidieon ranni dialogue, no context

[viscid drift]

I’ll try it, but you would think using Ekzyke’s decay and the venomous fangs would get some hate mail

[gleaming delta]

Fr

[azure spindle]

Mimic tear and bloodhounds fang or bust

[odd spoke]

Never used bloodhounds fang

[viscid drift]

Mods at it again, that one mod who actually bothers with moderating Elden fun. Who braves the scarlet rot cesspool of the meme channel. I know you’re there, reveal thy self

If you come out of hiding ill give you this tiny Alexander 👉

[ocean island]

is for me?

[viscid drift]

Yea, here you go

[ocean island]

[true quail]

What semp doesn't want to say is that he's scared of the silly creature and that's why he wants us to stop posting it

[ocean island]

It was originally more relaxed due to the fact the game was new

There's been plenty of time to make ER memes, or hunt down souls related memes

as such we're trying to crack down on the off topic posting more

people shouldn't treat this channel like a dumping grounds for your millions of saved files

you don't have to like it, just go post your garbage in your private servers with friends

[true quail]

No off topic posting in the meme channel!!! 🥴 🤓

[viscid drift]

Uh oh, you picked up an item in Caria manor

[true quail]

POV I invaded you an hour and a half ago and you forgot I was there

[livid zenith]

Where'd you get this photo of Semp?

[ocean island]

😐

at least forever's lobster is in the game

[timber sluice]

lel

[true quail]

Saul was my favorite boss

[timber sluice]

I think I struck a nerve

[steel pewter]

On god

[true quail]

all caps autodeletes

[viscid drift]

Believe it or not that lobster is a result of another mod deleting the original imagine so me and some other dude just added the liurnia of the lakes into the text bubble

[ocean island]

I'd believe it

[viscid drift]

Or rather the other dude did it because I can’t edit images at all, it’s a skill issue

[timber sluice]

You can't add text to jpg?

[viscid drift]

Dunno, never tried

[gleaming delta]

Bro tempting the hammer

[true quail]

the grafted scion be like

[viscid drift]

I get it, because he has a lot of arms

[gleaming delta]

This reminds me of the hit game ELDEN RING, nice post!

[true quail]

and he's a silly creature!

When you arrive in Nokstella ant tunnel

[steel pewter]

Never stop saul posting

[ocean island]

?mute 184364544590741504 30m off topic posting in #elden-fun

[mild vortex]

Public Universal Deacon#1611 was muted | off topic posting in #elden-fun

[gleaming delta]

If you just throw the cover pic of elden ring into any image and post it it's technically elden ring related

[ocean island]

?mute 537846340948983818 30m off topic posting in #elden-fun

[mild vortex]

SoulfulDruid#4862 was muted | off topic posting in #elden-fun

[timber sluice]

Mf just added Liurnia of the lake to the video

[astral canyon]

Liurnia is part of the game though. Within topic

[ocean island]

Refer to rule 13

Refer to rule 13

[rare fulcrum]

You muted me over a lobster once

[gleaming delta]

"Well madame, I actually moderate the elden ring discord, what do you mean you don't wanna talk again?"

[ocean island]

?mute 699378410262102077 30m stop being disrespectful because you don't agree with the rules

[merry mural]

someone's actually moderating finally 😌

[mild vortex]

-ren-#2582 was muted | stop being disrespectful because you don't agree with the rules

[ionic comet]

New Thor Love and Thunder trailer just dropped and has this dude. he says "All gods must die." 🤔

[astral canyon]

💀 💀 💀

[ocean island]

?warn 818510002510626826 Don't be disrespectful just because you don't agree with the rules

[mild vortex]

Deathcross#0999 has been warned. || Don't be disrespectful just because you don't agree with the rules

[gleaming delta]

Never said I didn't agree with them

[timber sluice]

It took me 300 hours

[gleaming delta]

E, lden ring

[amber ruin]

Can’t wait to see the God Butcher Builds for Elden Ring

[gleaming delta]

Big hammer

[astral canyon]

it's the golden scarab talisman

[gleaming delta]

Whyd he get muted that's a reference to the flying dragon agheel

[ocean island]

rule 13

[timber sluice]

It's my dad
Because just like on the end, he's gone

[gleaming delta]

Rule 13 has nothing to do with it

[strange reef]

Lol

[ocean island]

it's an off topic post which they are trying to shoehorn into elden ring by slapping a random reference into a junk post

[timber sluice]

Isn't that almost every souls meme?

[gleaming delta]

It's not a loophole if the person is actually bringing up the game, if that is like the dragon to him and he firmly believes that and other people agree who are you to say what he thinks? How do you actually know ? Kappa

[astral canyon]

fresh oc. the caption is a supplement to an elden ring related image. not the other way around

[spiral ibex]

He's a fascinating little creature

[ocean island]

🤝

[spiral ibex]

That looks like Godwyn on his thorax

[timber sluice]

Totally look alike

[spiral ibex]

Ye

[kind whale]

damn, looks like we gotta bring out the certified elden ring memes

[kind whale]

So long as it's elden ring related I guess

[timber sluice]

I don't know wether to hate or like that I laughed at the Elden Ring stapled at the end

[kind whale]

its gotta be elden ring related or we get muted lol

[ocean island]

putting elden ring in this text doesn't suddenly make it okay

refer to rule 13

[kind whale]

ight lemme research

[open harness]

I actually find all this really funny you just seem like you're being rude
Like I'm half sure it's all in jest

[kind whale]

i mean, its an elden ring meme. its got elden ring in it. seems to me like you dont know how to follow your positional rules as mod smh

[gleaming delta]

Lol

[kind whale]

I have an idea

[steel pewter]

[gleaming delta]

Actually the Elden ring is on the top so it’s the top text

[scenic mauve]

I don't understand

[kind whale]

Experimenting

[ocean island]

This was the original and it was funny due to it

[true quail]

Semp INFURIATED by Flying Dragon Agheel

[kind whale]

Rate

[ocean island]

I think it's a terrible meme but it's iconic so I don't want to remove it

[kind whale]

I think you're jealous that you can't make any good memes

[ocean island]

neither can you so we're even there

[kind whale]

Simply an issue revolving your chronic lack of skill, unfortunate

[ocean island]

I didn't say I allowed it, you can see I commented on it and warned him for it

[kind whale]

Pathetic

[gleaming delta]

I believe spring could make a very nice meme, even better than simp

[true quail]

Just admit that this video actually got an emotional response from you

[ocean island]

?mute 598985222792675329 2h nsfw

[steel pewter]

Oh no

[mild vortex]

Lone Knight#3718 was muted | nsfw

[kind whale]

oop

[gleaming delta]

Gawdamn bro

[true quail]

That's all I ask just be a man and own it

[kind whale]

Fr you know you're in the wrong, just own up to it and stop trying to act like you're in the right

[gleaming delta]

I'm suprised that's only a 2hr tbh 💀

[steel pewter]

Lmao

[ocean island]

was reactionary, i'll figure it out later

[kind whale]

Smh coulda just deleted it and told him off

[ocean island]

please keep in mind we can see user's past history which you don't know

[gleaming delta]

Spring whatcha do my boah

[gleaming delta]

Historical moment for #elden-fun

[proud current]

Tbh some if not most of the non elden memes is what always get me to laugh and i hope it stays like that, having elden ring only will make it stale, best to keep this alive with other things

[kind whale]

Agreed

[regal dome]

I second your agreement

[kind whale]

i hope to see challenge runs where people do playthroughs as flying dragon agheel

someone did a dragon power only playthrough iirc but its not the same

[ocean island]

we're an official server which include specific stuff from discord itself - we can't have people posting whatever junk they want, so easier to make people stick to ER/souls related memes

There's a million other servers for people to post whatever nonsense they want

[kind whale]

easier yes, fun? no, interesting? no, lazy? yes

[ocean island]

There's a million other servers for people to post whatever nonsense they want

[kind whale]

youre missing the point, unsurprising

[proud current]

Ok then, guess cant help it, but then again half of ya'll mods when as sleep we still get tons of non elden ring stuffs posted, its like 40%

[clever fractal]

i may sound stupid but what is the silly creature

[glass flare]

tbh it seems like you're the one missing the point here. this is the official elden ring discord server, not your meme dumpster.

[kind whale]

its a creature that happens to be quite silly, its genus and species are unknown but so far it has bested the legendary flying dragon agheel numerous times

[clever fractal]

i see

[gleaming delta]

But is it actually "easier"

If you look here it don't seem so easy my boy

[kind whale]

when nobody cares or wants that to be the case id imagine its harder than just making sure people arent posing nsfw

[gleaming delta]

Y’all are arguing in an elden ring meme chat c’mon guys

Enforcing it hard and being a weiner about it def makes people want to not listen even more

[kind whale]

true

[ocean island]

I mean if I was "being a weiner" about it, I'd have handed out a lot more mutes 😛

[gleaming delta]

But you aren't because you know it'd get worse

[ocean island]

not really a concern, we'll just keep checking up until people self moderate what they post

[rare fulcrum]

Do it stand

[kind whale]

i sense an idea forming

[ocean island]

Can you make a meme of EB wearing pants

[rare fulcrum]

Do it walk

[gleaming delta]

Eb let's it hang, all natural

[kind whale]

flying dragon agheel and the silly creature fight amongst the stars

tbh idrc about the silly creature, i just want more stuff to call flying dragon agheel

[kind whale]

ah, my fame is growing

[gleaming delta]

The "funniest" meme in elden fun

[kind whale]

the funniest meme in a channel where only elden ring memes can be posted

[ocean island]

tbh i'll still take this over the soldier of godrick memes

[rare fulcrum]

Hahahahaha soldier of godrick so s trong hahahahaha

[ocean island]

^ 😴

[kind whale]

tempted to use soldier of godrick to make the unfunniest meme this server has ever seen

[rare fulcrum]

Trying to find illusory walls

[terse furnace]

Elden Funni

[cerulean mortar]

what about soldier of godrick vs the silly creature tho? who wins that legendary duel?

[rare fulcrum]

The silly creature has to

[kind whale]

only la creatura stands a chance

did you try to post La Creatura

[cerulean mortar]

I did : (

[kind whale]

tragic

[cerulean mortar]

should’ve put my foolish gif-posting ambitions to rest

[spiral ibex]

Is there an un-silly creature?

[kind whale]

Yes, la creatura. Search him in gifs

[spiral ibex]

That is indeed very un-silly

[spiral ibex]

Spoider

[gleaming delta]

[terse furnace]

With the advanced capabilities of the freaky fecal feaster within mid game I should be able to develop an M9. This should let me easily get through phase 1 of rennela however phase 2 is quite different. I must go back to the evil excrement enjoyer and offer him two ancient dragon smithing stones for an AK-47. This with 25 arcane should be able to beam rennela phase 2. Once done with that I will be able to customize. The customization menu allows skin change. If we choose the 2 darkest color on the pallete with the largest eyebrow protrusion, I should be able to unlock the secret quest of Melina. I must go back to the gate front site of grace and there Melina will be. If I were to talk to her, she gives me a quest to defeat the soldier of god, Rick. She will offer me a Nokia. I find the soldier of god and after 20 hours I slay him. He drops another nokia. I go to the nefarious number 2 nibbler and offer him one of every smithing stone and a sacrificial twig and he forges a the mythical nokia hammer. This hammer shall take me through to the end game. A special ability “invincible” the hammer offers you its strength giving you invincibility for 20 seconds. I breeze through the rest of the game and I get to the elden beast. I summon my friend and force him to drop his Nokia hammer. I now dual wield these weapons. I look the god in the eye and swing. The game crashes and I need to redo everything.

[spiral ibex]

[terse furnace]

I wasted 10 minutes of my life writing this on my phone 😭

[livid zenith]

I'm literally crying, I can't wait to morb

[proud hearth]

Its morbin time

[cerulean mortar]

it’s gonna sell over a morbillion copies in the first week

[livid zenith]

Honestly, people are gonna forget about Elden Ring when Bloodborne 2 comes out with Morbius.

[cerulean mortar]

what about the Mohgius Elden Ring dlc tho? Surely that will be pretty memorable I imagine

[trim escarp]

Phase 1 / upon my name as George Washington, the first president of the USA
Phase 2 / now I fight as The American Fabius "SL*VE OWNER"!

[proud hearth]

"Welcome, honored guest.. to my NEW dynasty!"

[inland siren]

Is Mogh really that into Miquella or just because memes

[ocean island]

Lore wise he makes some.. questionable comments, outside of just wanting miquella as a consort for power
but we can see from his cutscene that what Miquella went into his cocoon as definitely isn't what he is now, but people likes to paint the meme when they can

[swift loom]

Yeah as he is now he looks more starved than goldmask
There's a full model hidden in there

[inland siren]

Hmm I was reaaaally confused when I first met him, not gonna lie

[proud hearth]

"Prank em blaidd"

[drifting heron]

"It's Mohgin' time"

[tacit thicket]

Unfortunately that fromsoft account is the fake decoy. The official is Japanese and no hexagon

[tacit thicket]

Dung eater best boy, he is all and is glorious

[hard ermine]

💀

[odd sparrow]

bruh what 💀

[toxic cargo]

A fine addition to my collection

[proud hearth]

For "safe" keeping

[hushed island]

dunno if this has been posted here.. if it has forget this old relic

[steel pewter]

"And then ill make my build the uberchad in the meme"

[indigo heart]

Don't give up, Skeleton

yay he made it

[tawdry grove]

no legs

[proud current]

Im gonna say something contraversial...

Rya is best girl

[shy seal]

You right

[proud hearth]

Dont need legs if you can roll

[unreal sage]

absolute legend

[fast flume]

Dog?

[spring rose]

Yee

[gleaming delta]

Dog ahead

[gleaming delta]

Why is the file named halfvampirehalfsuccubus

[tawdry grove]

Oh i watched this one

[proud hearth]

Don't worry about it

[sharp inlet]

Dog

[azure spindle]

What the heck is that

[weary pasture]

bro

[bright moon]

Mmm?

[fathom kestrel]

lmao

[azure spindle]

I’m still asking

[azure spindle]

No he still has one of his legs

[lament adder]

ehhh chief aint that someones fat nutsack?

[frail swallow]

what else would it be

[lament adder]

I...dont know i guess i would have thought the mods would have cracked down on that

[frail swallow]

Nah the mods here mute or ban you for trivial stuff but they don't care if you post a wiener and balls

[strange reef]

Imagine

[remote locust]

i finally got them synched, hell yeah

[livid zenith]

Your honour, my client is literally Liurnia of the Lakes.

[true quail]

That’s flying dragon agheel

[steel pewter]

LETS GO

[echo ginkgo]

Lawyer of the Lakes

[astral canyon]

saul goodmanposting without the mute

[obtuse shoal]

Cucumba

[astral canyon]

lonely is a man without love

[rare fulcrum]

Based

[lament adder]

Why cant i post stuff

[chilly fox]

|| blaidd took the prank too far and had to be put down :( ||

[azure spindle]

That’s dumb

[kind whale]

Indeed

[idle dagger]

Hello could you pretty please send me the full image of your pfp.

[cobalt kestrel]

click on the portal of the past

[kind whale]

Like this?

[proud hearth]

Ranni had him neutered

[tight wedge]

Spirit where do you find all those crazy memes

[alpine river]

That’s good to know 💀

[open harness]

I'm not afraid

[alpine river]

tf

[kind whale]

We need not fear his kind

[kind whale]

It's cause they were into it

[tight wedge]

Ranni are you on a scooter today?

[alpine river]

The official discord server at that 🥵

[kind whale]

Well you know fromsoft fans, can't be that big a surprise

[alpine river]

Well it started with feet, it ended with nuts and twigs 👍

[kind whale]

Anyone willing to mod a fromsoft server and act like that probably does have a thing for feet

[tight wedge]

Elden feet and the great 2 legs 🦵

[kind whale]

I deleted like all the elden ring memes I had so just take this one

[cobalt kestrel]

me when that one tower in elden ring that rotates rotates

[alpine river]

🥵

[idle dagger]

Mods are so quirky

[azure spindle]

Wait this is the meme channel right

[obtuse shoal]

Memes illegal now, we call em Funi Piks

[azure spindle]

Hahaha that’s a good mem- uhh I mean funi pik!

[tight wedge]

Got any more seb?

[tight wedge]

Yes

[azure spindle]

Yes

[azure spindle]

What does sempiternal mean

[west coral]

you'll find out sooner or later

[tight wedge]

It's an album

[vital grove]

rodrickia is a good character shame there’s not terribly much fan art of her

[twin sequoia]

death grips album

[vital grove]

who?

[twin sequoia]

🗿
they make construction music

[vital grove]

home depo theme music?

[strange trail]

“Fan art”

[twin sequoia]

no no no
imagine the sounds of hell then make it into a 40 minute song

[tight wedge]

Literally that meme 😆

[elder tusk]

Still here? Chad

[west coral]

based

[azure spindle]

Regal ancestor spirit

[kind whale]

Regal ancestor spirit with dragonslayer armor ost, hell of a combination

[vital grove]

yea that do be true

[weary trellis]

bruhhhhh just because i know someone that said that same thing

[lament adder]

[obsidian lintel]

[azure spindle]

[azure spindle]

[thorn fox]

Repost channel

[grand summit]

Shelter

[thorn fox]

I’ll live in the movie cinemas so I have shelter plus I can watch morbius

[dull oriole]

it’s morbin time

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[azure spindle]

Can’t call Saul cuz he’s in the backroooms

[gleaming delta]

Don't worry he knows your rights

[azure spindle]

Phew

[azure spindle]

Malenia, godess of crap

[hollow snow]

what are your specs ?

[azure spindle]

Go to #community-help

[vital grove]

so it somtimes freazes and sometimes doesnt

not good enough of a computer/ laptop then

i would imagine because my friends cant run the game at all while i can

[twin sequoia]

lucky for you you can buy morbius from the hermit merchant in serbia

[rancid ridge]

welp i guess i did something right even if its my first playthrough

[lost sparrow]

nice

[tight wedge]

I haven't found them yet

[fierce cove]

dung eater be like

[tired pasture]

Please do not chain otherwise I will be forced to call moderators.

[tight wedge]

What's chain

[low canopy]

who hurt you

[molten pivot]

Bro got no hoes

[spring rose]

He gotta ruin silly creature

[low canopy]

pronouns in bio lookin as.s

[molten pivot]

Ofc he does

[timber sluice]

I don't wanna beat on a dead horse, but how the f is nick a pronoun, that's literaly a name

[grand summit]

He caved in to the pressure

[molten pivot]

We won

[tight wedge]

I don't get it I thought this was supposed to be a fun space who cares? That's a turn off to push me away from this

[spring rose]

He couldn't resist the silliness

[molten pivot]

Why this damn creature so cute yet so silly

[inland siren]

There’s more silly creatures here than ulcerated tree spirits in the game, you’ve done it

[spring rose]

When did this start

[molten pivot]

Impossible

[vital grove]

a while ago

[lament adder]

I hate the silly little creature

[inland siren]

What a mysterious silly creature

[broken sparrow]

the silly creature isnt actually silly. guys dont fall for it please

[jovial grotto]

nick/her

[lament adder]

denied

[timber sluice]

OK, I get it now, english ain't my first language, some jokes might flew over me

[weary trellis]

pronouns can be words that aren't pronouns but can be used with equivalent function
for example instead of calling some girl a "she" i can call her a "maiden"

[jovial grotto]

🤓

[timber sluice]

🤓

[weary trellis]

and instead of "he" just call them "tarnished"

i have really poor sensitivity to discriminatory content

[gleaming delta]

Falling down the stairs was never more painful

[jovial grotto]

lmao

[signal mango]

are you yourself black?

[timber sluice]

I don't know what that meant

[weary trellis]

i also disagree with the use of colors to refer to genetic differences between people
and for your answer i will leave you hanging because i really don't see how it matters

[frail swallow]

so no

[signal mango]

Clearly not black,
If you yourself are NOT of African American descent, there's no reason in HELL for you to be offended.

[jovial grotto]

😂

[inland siren]

Uhm, the use of colors are even used when applying for a job

[timber sluice]

grin.go, who the heck cares

[weary trellis]

I'm not offended in the least, let's cease the topic and go back to memes

[inland siren]

More silly creatures please

[grizzled marten]

my exact reaction to such news

[dull oriole]

forsooth

[tawdry grove]

it means they cant take Ofensive jokes, and so in their discontentment they reveal it to those around them ruining the fun for everyone

[tawdry grove]

in another way of speaking, they came from Twitter

[cerulean mortar]

this is the silly creature

[obtuse shoal]

Favourite part of the movie for me, ngl

[cerulean mortar]

I feel like ranni and gold mask should be reversed and put Fia instead of ranni but dung eater is certainly accurate

[proud hearth]

This one is better

[cerulean mortar]

yeah but that’s already been posted a few times

[true quail]

attempt 300000 to kill Malenia with vyke spear only

[true quail]

I'm obsessed with this video tbh

[long agate]

Mogh the alabamian predator

[tawdry pawn]

Ring

I am coming out as homosexual

[dawn zealot]

I did that once, it wasn't fun

[tawdry pawn]

I am sexually attracted to Michael Morbius

[dawn zealot]

Based

[true quail]

Madness only builds up on tarnished??? Don't care yellow fire go brr

[cerulean hawk]

Doesn't he just push him down into the sand to protect him?

[minor helm]

Laughs in sacred relic sword

[jovial grotto]

im dying of cringe

[tribal owl]

cute varré hits different

[gleaming delta]

I hate how that happened to me literally cause I wanted that mace but that was the end result

[proud hearth]

That varrussy got me wondering if I even need a maide.

[raven mural]

[timber sluice]

I found the twitter kid diddler

[idle dagger]

Farded

[true quail]

0 canonical evidence that Mogh was using Miquella for anything other than a tool to become Lord -- y'all just obsessed with imagining children getting boned (average anime user)

[proud hearth]

Moghstein Island dynasty

[true quail]

Mogh was being blackmailed by the CIA

[remote locust]

classic

[jovial grotto]

gay as hell

[winter bone]

Is this ironic or do you not know what consort means

[true quail]

Nice try but I know better than to get into semantic debates on the internet

[high umbra]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[gleaming delta]

True

[cerulean hawk]

These memes are getting super esoteric

[warm tartan]

Little Saint James (Mohgwyn Palace)

[astral canyon]

It all started when someone posted a saul goodman vid. "Not Elden Ring related", so the madman slapped in a Liurnia of the Lakes at the bottom text. He got muted. So obviously the correct answer is to have Liurnia of the Lakes as the background and Saul Goodman as caption.

[proud hearth]

Just have anything elden ring related as your background

[idle dagger]

Good meme

[cerulean hawk]

Elden ring related for sure

[gleaming delta]

💀

[cerulean hawk]

The meme is just extremely based

[gleaming delta]

🪲

[azure spindle]

How did the silly creature start

[gritty patio]

correction they are both silly creatures

[kind whale]

the obvious solution

wrong reply

[azure spindle]

What. Is this.

[misty sparrow]

look at this bad acting u can see how he takes his leg forward trying to fall

[proud hearth]

Elden ring easter egg in bcs

[gleaming delta]

Elden fun moment

[gleaming delta]

Lmao

[steel pewter]

Just put the blood borne hat on everythung and it counts

Wow excellent blood bourne meme bravo

Splendid

Absolutely gorgeous

[cerulean mortar]

put the blood borne hat on flying dragon Agheel the silly creature

[dusty moth]

based femboyposting

[dusty moth]

the blood-starved silly beast

[spring sand]

This one is def better, because of dung eater

[spring sand]

also, literally

[novel surge]

is there a clips channel?

[azure spindle]

You can use #media-and-links

[young hedge]

I thought this was an evangelion reference

[scenic mauve]

Varre isn't there I'm sad

also forgot Flying Dragon Agheel

[ocean island]

I laughed at this one thank you

[west coral]

Flying dragon agheel

[true quail]

Flying Dragon Agheel, the Silly Creature

[true quail]

The LOATHSOME Dung Eater

AND

Flying Dragon Agheel

The SILLY Creature!

[viscid drift]

What’s not to love about mohg? He’s simply trying to create a dynasty. It ain’t much but it’s honest work

[viscid drift]

Maybe you were the silly creature all along, ever think of that one?

[scenic mauve]

based and Mohg Pilled

[viscid drift]

Me after seeing mohg (he’s the lord of blood)

[viscid drift]

Simply summon him

It’s quite simple, you just need an Alexander as bait

👉 👈 I’m holding him hostage

[viscid drift]

Amazing, incredibly high quality. Made my day

They are here, amongst us, among us even

reveal thy self or Alexander gets it

[gleaming delta]

I love the silly creature

[viscid drift]

Same, the silly creature is my favorite Elden ring character. I can’t wait for the silly creature dlc

[crude quest]

The homeless dude after winning the street fight

[weary trellis]

maybe the silly creatures are the maidens we take along the way

[viscid drift]

Does that include Blaidd?

Blaidd is a certified silly creature. Silly? ✅ creature? ✅

Me when I see a silly creature

It is kill

[warped cliff]

What was the deleted message?

[gleaming delta]

Eldene ring

[viscid drift]

A very silly creature

[warped cliff]

Why is the silly creature deleted

[viscid drift]

So what bozo mod comes over here when Sempiternal goes away? I want Sempiternal back.

[warped cliff]

Same sempiternal best mod

[true quail]

Millicent whose arm is that

[viscid drift]

Smoking artaea leaf

[astral canyon]

valkyrie prosthesis

[viscid drift]

In honor of the best mod

[viscid drift]

Is that Sempiternal? Himself?

[steel pewter]

More than likely

The soft lips of sempiternal that say "keep it elden ring related"~

[weary trellis]

Blaidd is my favorite furry 😊

[viscid drift]

Sempiternal is secretly Miyazaki. Don’t tell him I told you, it’s a secret

[astral canyon]

blackguard shrimp seller unmasked

[ocean island]

It's been me deleting the messages, I'm just tired of muting you all over it

[steel pewter]

My silly hunter 😢

[ocean island]

funny but not really close enough to ER 😠

[viscid drift]

O great and powerful Sempiternal, what is your wisdom?

[steel pewter]

I cant believe this semp😭

[ocean island]

I wish for the day I can open #elden-fun and not have to delete any messages

[steel pewter]

My clients meme was souls related

[viscid drift]

Alas, this is a wish that cannot be granted, you are deemed to struggle into infinity. A vain task

[ocean island]

You can't just slap a hat and "blood bourne" onto a meme you've reposted 300 times

and call it souls related

well, you can, but I'll object

[weary trellis]

amounting only to sacrifices...

[steel pewter]

But blood bourne hat

[viscid drift]

They really just told you to go manage this server on your own and said good luck

[astral canyon]

looks like a souls related meme to me

[gleaming delta]

I wouldn’t mind yall spamming good memes. But it’s literally just a guy from some lawyer show and a bug

[steel pewter]

Yes

[viscid drift]

Semp left again, he can only manifest in corporeal form for short amounts of time, being an outer god

[ocean island]

It's more I'm the only one brave enough to regularly keep an eye on here, I feel bad because I missed a bunch of bigotry that went on a week or so ago :(

[proud current]

Good job mate