elden-fun

[true quail]

this was a mid meme until I got to the last one and then I laughed

[fringe trellis]

I like this one

[snow knot]

Hey guys check out my fur-sona, please don’t judge how I see myself as..

[gleaming delta]

Midir being gae for 30 seconds

[snow knot]

This looks very high quality for my phone

[gleaming delta]

And its only 7.9 mb

[patent pawn]

“coconut” doggy

[fringe trellis]

Dog

[hollow snow]

fought against a RoB and moonveil user, can I get a no maiden

[gleaming delta]

Absolutely maidenless behavior

[jaunty raptor]

Lobsters are taking your maidens away

[true quail]

PVPers lend me your strength I need help filling this out

[snow knot]

I thought elden ring meme channel was long V rising meme channel makes you wait 6 hours for each post. And it’s a less known game then this

[true quail]

Speaking in tongues

[snow knot]

V rising is a recently released game on steam

[tawny portal]

"I thought elden ring meme channel had a long cooldown. V rising meme channel makes you wait 6 hours for each post. And it’s a lesser known game than this"?

[true quail]

The translator

[snow knot]

That requires me to put effort.. I play elden ring not to put effort

Not when you use summons, rune farms, sorcerer build.

[cerulean mortar]

Elden Ring sorcerer builds are the definition of no effort

[snow knot]

As hard as people get from cheesing a boss with high damage numbers and in few button press.

[cerulean mortar]

even against maliketh, literally just summon a tanky ash like luthel or something and you can just spam rock sling indefinitely

[snow knot]

You right. Elden ring is hard.. I have to use the goat horse and travel 10 minutes to a fire link shrine

[cerulean mortar]

rock sling destroys elden beast too since it don’t take reduced damage, if you think getting one weapon and one spell within 15 minutes of starting the game and it being very very strong against every single boss while all you do is press one button repeatedly from range completely safely, your brain is smaller than that of an RoB user

[snow knot]

My point proven,

[patent pawn]

how maidenless/cheesy is bloodhound’s fang, i primarily used it for my first playthrough

[cerulean mortar]

I think Bloodhound’s fang is one of the most balanced in the game, it was my primary too and while pretty good when used right, it’s not broken a.), and b.) it requires actual skill and positioning to use with the weapon art and the fact it’s a curved greatsword

[patent pawn]

sweet

[snow knot]

Is blood river sword any good in PVE boss fights?

[odd spoke]

I literally just use 2 giant crushers

[cerulean mortar]

I literally watched my brother do it in 5 minutes with it, and yes rivers of blood is broken in every instance where something can bleed

[patent pawn]

anyone that takes bleed dmg tbh

[odd spoke]

No buffs no nothing, just strength stamina and vigor. Honestly fast boss’s are a pain but daddy aka godfrey was a fun fight

[patent pawn]

i spent a little while with a double greatsword build (jumping L1) fun build

[snow knot]

Whenever I play a bleed build,

[cerulean mortar]

yeah dual colossals with jumping L1 spam is fun, the trades and staggers you get with them are crazy, plus claw talisman is super early in stormveil, starscourge can carry through the whole game easy

[odd spoke]

I have the ass crash art of war on both for S scaling

[snow knot]

Why is there a ass of war, that you legit sit on people

[odd spoke]

It’s based

[cerulean mortar]

wait I thought swears auto deleted? does ass not apply to that?

[spring rose]

Ass

[true quail]

ass

[spring rose]

Beater

[patent pawn]

i recently tried out a double bandit’s curved sword build and it shreds

[snow knot]

Ass eater,

[patent pawn]

The Atrocious Ass Eater

[hollow snow]

need a cosplayer too

[snow knot]

I wanna cosplay as Dung eater

[old bramble]

the highest honor

[hollow snow]

good thing is you just have to kill him for the whole set and blade, but bloodborne cosplay are insane

also why the dark souls shield in ER is so bad it could fit on so much armors

[true quail]

Also inviting anyone to please tag me in #elden-fashion with any of these builds so I can use your tarnished as a model

[snow knot]

Mines better

[old bramble]

Nah

[snow knot]

This is mine now

[twin sequoia]

🇧🇦

[viscid drift]

Magic users when they meet an antimagic build. Carian knight shield with carian retaliation and a sleep crossbow

[viscid drift]

It’s basically just a rotten and rusted piece of scrap metal

[wheat locust]

I kill Kenneth haight everytime I see him

[snow knot]

I ignore his request for me to join him just to hear him be shocked when I say no

[sturdy oriole]

true elden lord

[gleaming delta]

Lober

[frail swallow]

from the emojis I think I should probably be happy that I don't get

[true quail]

Who posted that miquella / varre / mohg I Live In Misery mashup

[tawny portal]

If this is for a job... either quit, stop applying, or sue

[gleaming delta]

Hot take: the poopoo consumer is the gigachad of Elden ring

[tribal owl]

🤨

[wheat locust]

Lies, Radahn best

[gleaming delta]

Hes a close second, sorry

[thorn fox]

Pretty sure godfrey is the best remember he uses a pure strength build

[gleaming delta]

Me after i devour the entire sewer system of Leyndell

[wheat locust]

no. Dung eater is utter crap compared to Radahn and Hoarah loux

[wheat locust]

How is dung eater better? Explain.

[true quail]

Found it

[gleaming delta]

He. Eats. The. Poop.

[wheat locust]

Radahn uses grav magic to not crush his horse and Hoarah loux literally Rko’s you

[true quail]

Lusat...

[gleaming delta]

FR BRO

[gleaming delta]

Weak

[last roost]

Why is he wasting so much 😭 😭 😭

[wheat locust]

They would literally crush dung eater easily

[thorn fox]

Godfrey uses a 99 strength with 15 dexterity build meanwhile radahn uses 80 strength with 30 intelligence what does dung eater use

[true quail]

str + arcane

[wheat locust]

Hm

[gleaming delta]

Weak, consume the poopoo and become a god like dung eater

[gleaming delta]

Me after my weakest poop

[frail swallow]

what is this

[wheat locust]

dung eater=weak Radahn=god

[gleaming delta]

Radahn is a beast and someone who everybody should admire to

[frail swallow]

Radahn and Dung Eater are cool, but KENNETH HAIGHT!!!

[gleaming delta]

What about Vyke

[gleaming delta]

I dont see Radahn sitting in this throne tho 🗿

[thorn fox]

K what about jar alexander

[gleaming delta]

[pallid kite]

lmfao

[gleaming delta]

[wheat locust]

That’s because he’s too busy in caelid holding back the stars and the scarlet rot while dung eater sits on his behind all day

[snow knot]

Me when I’m taking a poo

[gleaming delta]

Hes too busy being a brainless zombie cuz his weak mind died to the scarlet cringe. Plus he lost to a girl. 🗿

[wheat locust]

It was a draw

[gleaming delta]

Cope

[thorn fox]

What about alexander he literally ||let the player kill him|| so they can get a really good talisman

[wheat locust]

He lost his mind but still cared about his horse and held back the stars and the rot what did dung eater do hm?

[gleaming delta]

He ate the poop 🗿

[jovial grotto]

i am dying of cringe

[wheat locust]

cause dung eater is dumb

[gleaming delta]

I dont see how. Your mind is clearly not developed enough to understand true power, my weak friend 🗿

[thorn fox]

You guys are forgetting that dung eater is BRITISH‼️

[wheat locust]

i slaughtered him easily. Radahn and Hoarah loux actually fought back like true warriors,

[gleaming delta]

Cope

[wheat locust]

whatcha mean cope? My opinion seems to be superior to yours, seeing as dung eater was trapped in a sewer.

[tropic fulcrum]

The Dong Eater

[gleaming delta]

Your opinion means as much as the poopoo Lord Dung eater devours

[wheat locust]

Then why does he eat it if it doesn’t matter?

[gleaming delta]

Cuz its poop 🗿 duh

[wheat locust]

Radahn and Hoarah loux could easily destroy the sewer dung eater is trapped in

[gleaming delta]

Whatever you say homie, keep inhaling the copium, im off to eat some feeces, goodbye 🗿

[thorn fox]

How I look at dung eater at the round table knowing damn well I’m about to kill him in the sewers

[wheat locust]

K ima go kill the repulsive dung eater

that’s Radahns job,

[gleaming delta]

Go away weakling, im done arguing with ignorant femboys

[wheat locust]

i mean femboys are good but still,

[gleaming delta]

I agree 🗿

[gleaming delta]

But only the cute ones (astolfo)

[wheat locust]

MEGA AGREE

[gleaming delta]

🤝

[wheat locust]

How bout this Dung eater, Radahn, Hoarah loux, all of them are S tier

[snow knot]

Yes

[gleaming delta]

Agreed, also Seluvis is a degenerate, kill him asap

[wheat locust]

Who is he again,? I don’t keep track of peasants

[gleaming delta]

That creepy perv that wants to kill Ranni with the poison

[wheat locust]

oh him

[gleaming delta]

@gleaming delta @wheat locust smh Femboy enthusiasts

If you do his questline, he will lean and sniff you during a conversation. What a creep

[snow knot]

Much better

[gleaming delta]

Yes 🗿

[gleaming delta]

Shame on you smh

[snow knot]

How I feel everyday

[gleaming delta]

Chad

[wheat locust]

Shush, femboys are god tier

[gleaming delta]

:troll:

[wheat locust]

Bro dung eater should join us in the festival

[gleaming delta]

Would be dope

[wide dock]

dude this art is actually dope

[gleaming delta]

Sorry if i dont reply im playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. atm

[steady topaz]

Imagine if every NPC you meet could join the festival

[snow knot]

Too busy eating dung

[viscid drift]

Anastasia, Tarnished-Eater posting

[cosmic sage]

Wdymbt

[thorn fox]

Repost moment

[civic scaffold]

Terrible excrement enjoyer

[gleaming delta]

Nefarious dung nibbler

[vital grove]

bro they have the right to man they lobsters are op man

[frail swallow]

The Awful Feces Connoisseur

[cedar niche]

Final boss

[viscid drift]

Reprehensible cow-pie muncher

[still nacelle]

jesus christ is the apalling poopoo eater

youre welcome

[vestal locust]

despicable caca
ingester

[wicked oxide]

Helping with any boss on VC!

oof wrong channel

[snow knot]

Hey champ, drink this

[last roost]

harassing poor little kitties

[crude quest]

Lord of diabetes

[ivory hamlet]

oh, the meme channel has gone to only elden ring memes... ok

[ivory hamlet]

its a bot that take them down as far as i have seen

[uncut musk]

Bros on life support💀💀💀

His heart monitor is going crazy

[gleaming delta]

Damn that image makes me feel pain

[gaunt jacinth]

This happened to me to

[nova siren]

It gets worse and worse the more i look

[hollow thorn]

He be sneaking with u

[gleaming delta]

no more

[azure spindle]

Where do I get that frog helm

I must know

[gleaming delta]

1. git gud
   2.get to volcano manor

[azure spindle]

Thanks

[azure spindle]

Is it in a chest?

[gleaming delta]

Just look it up on fextralife

[true quail]

How did Gideon fartnir get muted 😦

[spring rose]

He spoke the truth

[midnight plaza]

He understood queen merikas end that could not be.

[azure spindle]

Got it

[subtle dragon]

@strong vessel why?

[steel pewter]

Hold up guys about to be transphobic af

[young gazelle]

😳

[viscid drift]

Oh gods no, queen marika turned herself into crab, it’s crab marika

[gleaming delta]

The caelid grim reaper

[brittle mason]

Y’all are talented at finding the worst memes

[kind dagger]

He do be on to something tho

[harsh ocean]

Im pissed that I cant find the “Ranni can Tpose and do it to ‘em at the same time.” Weak ass meme channel

[gleaming delta]

You're just weak for not being able to find it

[gleaming delta]

Where de weeping peninsula 😔

[lofty vapor]

Cry about it

[crisp hearth]

@gleaming delta Yo morgott I stole your sword again

[terse furnace]

I kill Morgott

[potent nexus]

i dont like morgott

[terse furnace]

I take his sword, but I can’t upgrade

Why do my uchigatanas have to be my best weapon 😦

[swift loom]

I like morgott but because his stats are too low i used a super weak weapon in NG+2 so that he doesn't immediately melt
When he actually poses a threat he's a super fun fight

[last roost]

Morgott is epic

[frozen anchor]

I skip margit because is too hard with beating @gleaming delta

[last roost]

I love her

[gleaming delta]

Yes

[sturdy tundra]

spoilers

[potent nexus]

I killed him 3rd try

[remote tusk]

what is like fun here

[placid arrow]

Liurnia:

[modest goblet]

I killed him 1st try

[potent nexus]

Gg

[modest goblet]

I have a bleed build btw

[viscid drift]

Spoilers, seriously

[analog saffron]

You are not worthy of a metal gear pfp.

[green pulsar]

Ah yes the "put rap music over video game cutscenes"

[hasty obsidian]

He is not

Real big boys do the doo doo fart ending

[viscid drift]

Blaidd is far superior, Alexander too

[subtle dragon]

@strong vessel why

[swift hearth]

Revolting poopoo devourer

[gleaming delta]

Lowkey sounds like the first note those guards blow on the alert horn

[karmic helm]

silly creature update when

[gleaming delta]

Oh my God ur right

[analog saffron]

I’m sad that you did.

not funny, didn’t laugh

[minor osprey]

lmaoo

[wise mason]

Hey guys like my new dog pfp

[barren osprey]

It's actually a really lovely looking dog

I do not

I would show you my selection of pride emojis if I was allowed

👀

[rare fulcrum]

Who up tryna elden they ring?? 🧐

[lofty vapor]

Godfreying they golden

[solar flower]

Sorry for the ping, whats this animation from?

[wheat locust]

Actually no idea, I’ll try to find it though!

[solar flower]

Thanks!

[azure spindle]

Yes that video is cringe

[tawdry grove]

name of music?

[gleaming delta]

What have you done

[tawdry grove]

oh hey you got unbanned.

Also thanks

[wise mason]

Where da problem at

[tawdry grove]

what bottom means again

[kind whale]

im sorry to disappoint but meru isnt an anime pfp

[wise mason]

Anime enough

[kind whale]

its literally just h3ntai encarnate (dunno if that word is banned) but yeah close enough

[wise mason]

Hey man I’m not legal but I ain’t 14

respectable

[tawdry grove]

srsly whats a bottom

[wise mason]

you have like 7 months till then

[kind whale]

a bottom is a person without the confidence to be a top or just doesnt like being the top
no further context will be provided

[limber gorge]

Oh to be that innocent again

[quartz turtle]

dog

[wheat locust]

cat

[tribal owl]

sw

[kind whale]

el gato

[wise mason]

A bottom is the thing where like your on the bottom rather than the top because top is on top and bottom is on the bottom because bottom clearly states it’s on the bottom while top states it’s on the top

🔫😢

[kind whale]

bottom is the riskiest part of the jenga tower to remove. top is the place where you put the pieces youve removed if youre weird and dont use them to keep score

[true quail]

the bottom is where you started but now we're here

[tawdry grove]

i still have no idea ehat a bottom is

[gleaming delta]

🐸 🐸

[true quail]

that means you're probably not gay

[wheat locust]

(The term of top and bottom was made for gay couples)

[kind whale]

we're dodging the subject because if you dont know yet you aint old enough to know

[wise mason]

unless you’re a female

[wise mason]

otherwise give me your number if you are

[true quail]

My brother in Marika this is the elden ring official discord nobody here has/is a dommy mommy tomboy gf

[kind whale]

every woman here that claims to be so is a guy from reddit

[true quail]

I get to have the dommy mommy tomboy gf?

[limber gorge]

Bout that

[wise mason]

ong

[true quail]

inb4 you summoned them

[analog saffron]

no.

[limber gorge]

So y’all know how ER players don’t get maidens? Yeah I forgot to read that rule lol

[wheat locust]

i would like to

[true quail]

You wouldn't know my maiden she goes to a different school

[limber gorge]

Guys I promise she’s real.

[wise mason]

📸

[true quail]

the iconic meru obsession with thighs of questionable age. Moghlike in character

[tawdry grove]

huh

[wise mason]

🤓

[analog saffron]

Greetings, chat.

[true quail]

Mogh Moment (MoMo)

[tawdry grove]

Im 18, but srsly no idea

[wise mason]

ong I’m underage and this man doin something odd like the dr odd movie

[wheat locust]

wha-

[limber gorge]

Moghment

[kind whale]

she just goes to a different camp guys i swear

[weary trellis]

ehhhh hehehe

[wise mason]

Greetings

[limber gorge]

I will drop a pic of us rn don’t doubt me 😂

[kind whale]

dont do that you know damn well what will happen if you post a pic of not only urself but one of ur gf

[limber gorge]

In fairness I was gonna go find a picture of that fat guy and the model 😂

[analog saffron]

silly creature

[kind whale]

damnit that would have been pretty funny im sorry i told you off

[limber gorge]

How dare you ruin my fun

[true quail]

Was considering posting pregnant cortana like "this is my gf" but Im' not trying to get muted

[wise mason]

AYOO 📸

[tawdry grove]

i guess the joke writes itself nowadays

[kind whale]

das hund

[wise mason]

anyways boys rate the new pfp

[kind whale]

el perro

[kind whale]

its a pretty messed up looking goldfish but its cool

[limber gorge]

Ah yes what a fine and distinguished doggo

[kind whale]

watching 21 seconds of uninterrupted obsessive femboy footage only to realize jetstream sam isnt going to appear

[wheat locust]

HAHA

IKR

[agile bloom]

femmid

[wheat locust]

Is hot

[kind whale]

These levels of debauchery have seeped to they very soul

[tawdry grove]

BRO

[kind whale]

Why isn't it connect 4

[wheat locust]

Down bad cards,

[limber gorge]

I’m so sorry

[kind whale]

I don't understand the memes with that girl and the dog in it, if it's something bad I'd like to remain blissfully ignorant

[tawdry grove]

How do i spoiler tag

[kind whale]

i do not want to know what it is 🗿

[wheat locust]

doesn’t she like, have kids with the dog or sum? I’m probably wrong tho

[kind whale]

WTF

[true quail]

Fruity

[kind whale]

ill stay in denail, its just an anime about a girl and her dog. wholesome

[true quail]

Blaidd strangely popular with white women...

[tawny portal]

This is Fullmetal Alchemist - The dog and the girl get alchemy'd into one creature

[peak marten]

fun bug

[kind whale]

we're all getting banned

[limber gorge]

Sent to the badlands with Godfrey

[true quail]

Can't become elden lord if you don't become tarnished first

[limber gorge]

Lol lemme just go fight god right wuick brb

[kind whale]

whut

[limber gorge]

Mohg no! bad!

[true quail]

Ranni's barren porcelain womb is ready for me

[wheat locust]

Well Radahn is brain dead, does that count?

[limber gorge]

Gideon. I will not elaborate

[true quail]

Ilike my wife to remain in spiritual form (she can never leave me or cheat on me)

[kind whale]

she is 98% cluster of rope, her hands, some of her legs, and face are porcelain and nothing else. i saw a vid that looked at all npcs and found that not only do all white masks have mohgs mark on their face, but the ranni that yall all obsess over is literally just rope

[true quail]

Ranni is my spirit wife her body is of flesh and bone in celestial heaven and I will be exalted to the godhead and breed her for 1000 years (Mormons in the chat will get this)

[limpid storm]

False

[true quail]

jk GRRM is the only Mormon to have ever been exposed to Elden Ring

[wheat locust]

a pusy riding a cok

[agile bloom]

casually spills something on a public discord server that i would've taken to my grave

[kind whale]

my dude i am slightly disappointed and also impressed and respect the openness about that

[true quail]

the horrible freedom of unbridled corporate anonymity in an online forum

[tawdry grove]

🤨 📸

[gleaming delta]

Banging a pillow is as down bad as down bad gets

[tawdry grove]

ok im gonna stop you right here

[kind whale]

tf lol

[true quail]

Very hysteric woman - like

[wheat locust]

If A blind and deaf girl try’s to snitch then just break her fingers.

[gleaming delta]

Wat 🤨

[limber gorge]

One to go

[kind whale]

pure unadulterated discord conversation

[true quail]

Hysteria, once considered to only afflict young women, now has many cases appearing in young men fixated on drawings of underage japanese girls

[wheat locust]

at least it isn’t the two racist jokes I have

[gleaming delta]

I am rapidly losing brain cells

[kind whale]

love that song

someone else did but you certainly didnt help make it better

[true quail]

Need more PVP builds to fill this out

[analog saffron]

You sure have.

[wheat locust]

i made my character raiden from metal gear that’s all I’ve done lol

[true quail]

The Cosplayer

[kind whale]

seeing sekiro makes me wish for a bloodborne sequel based around combat as fast and agressive as sekiros

[tribal owl]

maindened and legit ''boss cosplayer''

[tawdry grove]

Then just ask for a sekiro sequel.
actually don't it takes away the "all is canon" magic

[kind whale]

i want a game in bloodbornes universe or a sequel to sekiro in china with more monsters and stuff to kill

[wheat locust]

I’ve been trying to make a bloodborne esk character, failed miserably, so then I made gigachad sam

[true quail]

I want a sequel to Sekiro that takes place in central europe called Czechiro

[tawdry grove]

play Monster hunter.

lots of monsters

idk about china tho

[kind whale]

i tried to play monster hunter world, couldnt really get into it. i remember loving monster hunter freedom 2 on the psp tho

[true quail]

Download tinder on God we gonna get you some female

[tawdry grove]

Ill lock you in the freezer

[quartz turtle]

memories broken the truth goes unspoken

[gleaming delta]

Me and my two summons getting ready to clap Malenia

[kind whale]

one of the words i said was banned idk which one

[wheat locust]

The loathsome dung eater

[true quail]

esk

[wheat locust]

esk

[limber gorge]

Epic embed fail

[analog saffron]

And how do you know that?

[analog saffron]

@surreal crater this you?

[kind whale]

thats his dad

[analog saffron]

That’s a myth.

[analog saffron]

Because his father never existed.

[analog saffron]

You simp for a 1000 year old demon, you ruined the channel and you are overweight.

[analog saffron]

Went as silent as his dad.

On with the silly

[kind whale]

better than the people that simp for "3000 year old dragons"

[true quail]

better than people who simp for, "Eternally Prepubescent Empyreans"

[kind whale]

you know who im talking about 🗿

[analog saffron]

Amohgus

[wheat locust]

i like men

[true quail]

#moghsweep #onemoghillionboxoffice

[analog saffron]

I can see that by even looking at your pfp

[wheat locust]

what’s wrong with my pfp:(?

[analog saffron]

it’s the silly

[kind whale]

many things...

[wheat locust]

then say what the things are-

[true quail]

Fruit loops

[analog saffron]

Are you directing that to me or is that just a way of saying I cooked that motherf**ker

[true quail]

My mockery is reserved for people of fruit

[weary trellis]

i doubt you could even imagine it...

[gleaming delta]

That scared the crap out of me

[weary trellis]

that which commanded the stars.. SHATTERED

[wheat locust]

bananaananananannaannanananananananaananannaanananannnananananannnaananannanaananananaanna

[analog saffron]

it’s another version of:

[true quail]

Radahn with no helmet

[azure spindle]

What is the origin of this silly creature

[azure spindle]

run.

[unkempt ferry]

Literally 0 elden ring memes

[wheat locust]

i shall not run

[true quail]

A single finger on the monkey's paw curls

[unkempt ferry]

Pog

[true quail]

We need a mogh emote badly :moghsweep:

[wheat locust]

ababanababaniwsbaaa

[plush forum]

that's like wrong in 8 different ways

[true quail]

You and I know this is 100% accurate to Varre's character @plush forum

[plush forum]

the more you know the more awkward it gets

[teal blade]

@merry oyster Me running past trash mobs on my way to the boss door for the 10th time

[hearty saffron]

Pain.

[merry oyster]

I think I love you

[pure loom]

Understandable, woe be upon ye

[gleaming delta]

Me finally Defeating Gwyn today, no way im fighting all those black knights

[rich cape]

Unpog

[scenic mauve]

Accurate

[true quail]

1). Melina

[kind whale]

ew tf

[solar hemlock]

The general chat is getting weird, people talk about ||sex|| all the time :/

[kind whale]

His socks are folded over so it don't hurt that bad. Street smarts

[solar hemlock]

that's mean :(

[true quail]

High poise

[kind whale]

Fr

L

[outer kettle]

No where in the elden ring discord is safe

[low canopy]

@astral peak

[solar hemlock]

I've heard negative things about Gideon. What has he done to have accumulated such a distaste toward him?

[low canopy]

he stinks

[solar hemlock]

:|

@thin rover You like Castle Crashers as well? That is one of my favorite games!

[true quail]

Gideon Ofnir called me the N word

[solar hemlock]

Is... that an insult?

[outer kettle]

This discord has some interesting characters, it's best not to show any "weakness". I mentioned genshin impact once yesterday and I got roasted for 10 minutes LMAO

[solar hemlock]

People in the general chat have been counting to the number 713, I'm not quite sure how it came to be or why they started, but it is rather obnoxious.

That is uncomforting :/

[outer kettle]

damn, no gifs rip.

[sonic eagle]

balls

[outer kettle]

if there's a will...

[sonic eagle]

nuts even

[solar hemlock]

People around here make odd statements commonly. I'm not certain this is a secure place for young Tarnished.

[outer kettle]

it's not

[low canopy]

gideon getting trolld

[low canopy]

says the 37 year old male hiding behind a nsfw cartoon pfp

[outer kettle]

allegedly

[low canopy]

🧢

[inland nova]

don't make it any better jit

[solar hemlock]

The moderators attempt to control the rule breakers, but they seem to run rampant in these chats, talking about very controversial subjects. The fact that they are usually busy or sleeping isn't efficient; We need more responsible American moderators to keep the chats tame. I've seen people talk about ||rape, murder, country invasions, kidnapping, sex, abuse (in a positive light), substance abuse|| and more things I cannot think to mention at this moment. It may be a large server, but that requires a large pool of people to keep the order within it.

[inland nova]

on some real stuff if you got anything meru related on your pfp you're the biggest loser in the room

[true quail]

I volunteer as moderator

[low canopy]

server is just badly moderated and only call out when they feel it

[true quail]

Thank you Virgil....

[low canopy]

Vergil!

[solar hemlock]

They must recruit some chat moderators, just to dissipate arguments or remove rule-violating messages.

[true quail]

must

[inland nova]

ok

[outer kettle]

They probably would, however, with this size of a group, you can only go with people you trust and with a cesspool of degenerates, recusants and ignoble dung eaters, you can't rely on anyone

[inland nova]

facts

[outer kettle]

That's a kek right there

[solar hemlock]

You are likely correct... This is a rather disappointing point of reality.

[low canopy]

suici.de jokes! lovely!

[inland nova]

deez

[solar hemlock]

Have I been saying something wrong?

[inland nova]

no lol

[low canopy]

bro your handwriting enough is able to invalidate your ‘evidence’

[inland nova]

peep the pilot & titan

[solar hemlock]

I simply wish people were slightly more mature, and followed the rules provided to abide by.

[dull slate]

Lmfao people cant accept that meru is 18 💀

[inland nova]

damn it meru did you really call your e simp to come help you

[outer kettle]

To be fair, maturity isn't something gamers are well known for,

[dull slate]

I dont even know them, its just clear yall trippin hard

[solar hemlock]

It is a high expectation, I acknowledge that.

[stiff ore]

a bit of a legion man myself but, marnarch is nice

[neat solstice]

Why aren’t there more memes

[strange reef]

What is even go on at this point

[dull slate]

Lol, some people cant stand being wrong

[solar hemlock]

We are discussing the moderation of this server, and methods to remedy its problems.

[inland nova]

my brother in Christ you have belle Delphine in your pfp you cannot speak on any matter of subject

[neat solstice]

Take off this stupid slow mode that’s step 1

[tawdry grove]

cute

[cerulean mortar]

ah yes, the meme channel is where we should be discussing moderation policies if you want actual change and a serious debate, incredible logic

[stiff ore]

slow mode ensures spam doesnt happen, which is good

[dull slate]

They want you to be a child so badly kek

[outer kettle]

Yeah a meme channel might not be the best place to discuss that imo...

[strange reef]

Lol

[solar hemlock]

I apologize, you may be correct

[solar hemlock]

Though I do believe the moderators are not yet aware of this conversation.

[outer kettle]

hey don't apologize, it's better to be here than to be in the general chat where everyone is counting

[solar hemlock]

I agree :/

[stiff ore]

me to that one enemy with a sheild

[neat solstice]

Not good slow drip memes bad

[hollow snow]

I've only seen 2 mods, the other I dont know what are their work here

[solar hemlock]

Sempiternal is a decent moderator, he seems to be active in the chats and does his job when a problem arises before him.

[neat solstice]

Hell

[stiff ore]

those darn mosquitos that fly around like spastic babies before swooping in, makes it feel an AA gun shooting at a plane

[outer kettle]

Poor semp, gonna have white hairs dealing with everything. He is the atlas carrying this server

[inland nova]

semp a beta ngl

[stiff ore]

what, what happened? did he just. what?

[solar hemlock]

Although I usually notice all of the inappropriate and rule breaking messages that are sent. I am relatively active within this community, and I tend to follow the 15 rules given to me. I personally think that someone with my alertness should be recruited.

[inland nova]

bro we don't care this is the meme chat gtfo

[true quail]

Have a wholesome ER related meme that doesn't break rules

[solar hemlock]

Meanie :(

[neat solstice]

River Styx

[glacial imp]

oh god wtf

[inland nova]

sorry bruh but I'm just saying
we know the mods suck we just don't care

[cerulean mortar]

then apply to mod mail or something, no mod will read this or care unless you dm directly and even then I doubt you’ll get anywhere

[outer kettle]

some times, the dam holds back the water, but unfortunately, the dam can never hold it all back or it will crumble

[stiff ore]

its ok tiny ranni on a scooter that i toatally wont shield bash until all my mana and stamina is gone before hitting you with a great sword

[solar hemlock]

My presence is no longer welcome o_o

[stiff ore]

hope all of you have a good day, and ranni.
Im approaching while power stancing The Great Sword

[low canopy]

wrong

[outer kettle]

Your presence is welcome, they just wanna keep trolling with little care to the rules

[outer kettle]

😏

[solar hemlock]

The Bloodborne protagonist chooses to differ

[wheat locust]

I drop kicked one off a 5 story building then beat its head in with a machete

[stiff ore]

torrent going through wooden barricades like they mean nothing is so stupid, torrent should at least be able to ram enemies

[true quail]

I would and then use the propaganda of my enemies literally sacrificing infants in demonic moloch worshipping rituals to demonize them

[wheat locust]

Thanks, it was a fun day on dying light 1

[low canopy]

your profile status and username seems like you are the brain damaged baby /j

[true quail]

go go gadget do it to em

[wheat locust]

my status is for my bf, my user is to match with him

[solar hemlock]

More people should choose to be polite. These are trying times, and negativity is the last thing all of us need.

[stiff ore]

hope you guys have a good day, going to collect more elden memes

[wheat locust]

I agree

[cerulean mortar]

welcome to the FromSoftware community

[true quail]

what's your favorite fruit

[low canopy]

bruh it was a joke i deada.ss put the text indicator there too

[solar hemlock]

It was nice meeting you, I hope you have a good day as well!

[strange reef]

Probably

[wheat locust]

Sorry didn’t see it,!

[outer kettle]

Being polite is awesome, however, some people are in a dark place and would rather bring others to the same level

[solar hemlock]

That is a rather sad concept. I hope they are lifted up to a better place in life.

[wheat locust]

Amazing response

[solar hemlock]

I am almost certain this would get you a warning, rethink your action of posting.

[low canopy]

oh yep this is actually that meru kid

[stiff ore]

ranni, i hope you have a good time on your scooter, beware of random arrows though, one does not wish to see you shot

[wheat locust]

I hope everyone has a fantastic day! I’m gonna go back to class now,

[cerulean mortar]

IP ban bozo

[solar hemlock]

I shall proceed with caution.

[low canopy]

have fun!

[outer kettle]

meru 37 year old, yamean?

[cerulean mortar]

nah he’s probably 18, he’s just annoying ignore him and he’ll stop posting

[low canopy]

i made him slightly ticked off this way so👹

[stiff ore]

i will return to wear my great helm and scarred and torn armor that remain intact and ready to defend my body, i will return with what you have tasked me with ranni, sorry for punching you when you gave me the quest.

[cerulean mortar]

epic beetle

[neat solstice]

Apple bottom

[stiff ore]

apple bottom jeans, boots wit da fur

[neat solstice]

The Beach Boys song is we get around or st

I get around 1963

[low canopy]

you keep screaming but god wont answer

[wheat locust]

I’ve seen that entire thing.

[outer kettle]

I don't think you should ask that...

[neat solstice]

Good short

[outer kettle]

Great historical record 😈

[neat solstice]

Amazing point and click adventure

[azure spindle]

Samsung notification noise

[weary trellis]

ayo there is a school for trading in Elden Ring

[azure spindle]

The fact that they actually hit search is so weird

[torn sonnet]

does anyoen want to ply long live santa
It is 1mb and free on steam

[weary trellis]

misfortune favors the brave
or something like that

[last roost]

Cope

More cope

[azure spindle]

Imagine going to jail for a meme

[pure loom]

Petition to destroy #elden-fun (for the betterment of all mankind)

[outer kettle]

Mankind has been doomed from the start

[gleaming delta]

Sus

[strange reef]

Lol

[tawdry pebble]

I thought this was elden fun

That could come in...handy

[wheat locust]

W

[outer kettle]

at least it's Elden Ring related

[snow knot]

Problem?

That sucks for u

Go back to your peasant console

[weary trellis]

hard to argue against that 😒

[gleaming delta]

Based

[astral flare]

any platform is based, stop fighting a pointless war

i literally was surporting ur console until you said that

[snow knot]

Ya I bet he has a 720 graphics card

[astral flare]

the fun is, you get to build it yourself, compared to consoles, they prebuilt, which decreases its overall fun value

[astral flare]

im a minor why would i need to invest into stocks when im doing my gcses, tests > stocks

[weary trellis]

but doesn't PlayStation have more exclusives

[snow knot]

Who buys parts for a PC, I bought mine prebuilt

[weary trellis]

yeah but it's also better

[astral flare]

i have a console i just dont got elden ring on it

[strange reef]

Tuff

[snow knot]

Got ur happy meal little one matches with your console

[strange reef]

Ong how did we get to this point

[snow knot]

PC is master race

[wheat locust]

How about we stop arguing abt consoles and just go back to memes

[strange reef]

Where's the apple slices

[weary trellis]

but like, you never even look to your console when you play
its the same as me not looking at my CPU
the only thing that matters is in the screen

[astral flare]

rya is too wholesome

[snow knot]

Admits to being a child that plays console, while I be like

[gleaming delta]

Why do people argue on little things man

[strange reef]

Idek at this point

[gleaming delta]

Discord moment

[strange reef]

Welcome to discord

[limber gorge]

This

[astral flare]

agreed

[gleaming delta]

Based

[strange reef]

Damn

[raven mural]

He lied and didn't make me his knight. Now Nephelie sits on the throne and I'm still just a maidenless scumbag

[snow knot]

If only @thin rover can mod elden ring as much as PC can,

[hexed acorn]

Why couldn't Kenneth have evolved into being a battle tested warrior in shining armor

[analog saffron]

overrated

[gleaming delta]

Pro hacker

[analog saffron]

this tradition is long dead

[analog saffron]

loser, my real ip is 489.63.72.886

[astral flare]

is that supposed to be ironic

[azure spindle]

Pokémon sword be like

[weary trellis]

the thing is that the "best" mod on PC is the Easy Mode mod

ikr, and then there is those that prevent you from losing items, ones that buff your items and things like that

its getting progressively harder to mod these games
while the creators evolve their methods and tools it's hard to keep up and produce content in the same standard

[digital pecan]

Rivers of Blood users be like:

[weary trellis]

[hazy elbow]

im new to the game on xbox text me if u tryna play

[gleaming delta]

yeah but black knight armour from ds3

[cerulean mortar]

or fallen knight armor

that set goes crazy

[gleaming delta]

i dont like the torn armour

i like me black edgy stuff while i run faith builds

[gloomy crane]

Just met a certain naturalborn of the void recently........

Dear god. I adore the design but his hitboxes are a mess.

Like seriously they could not be bothered with adding multiple lock on points like they did with dragons?

Not to mention the teleportation grab attack.

Astel:teleports behind me nothing personal tarnished.....
Mauls me to death

Melee builds beware.

[barren sable]

[valid gulch]

he visto gente con builds muy locas

[subtle dragon]

@strong vessel why

[void mural]

Funnily enough, he is supposedly much easier for a melee build than a mage, since he doesn't have all that many physical resistances and more magic resistances.

[gloomy crane]

Oh......

Really?

Well nvm I just suck. Lol

[void mural]

You need to aim at his head and arms, since they are his weak spots, also funnily enough.

[slow lichen]

I didn't know he did a teleport insta kill until Ng+ and I wanted to cry

[void mural]

It's not an instakill if you can tank it, friend

[gloomy crane]

I have been mostly going for the head. Did not know his arms were also a weak point.

[slow lichen]

The grab attack one shots when he eats you

[void mural]

Head gets you most damage, but arms are also okayish.

[open harness]

Our

[gloomy crane]

Also does not help that his arena is HUGE so I have to run to him while avoiding his death beams. And then when I do get to him he teleports......

[void mural]

Not if you have 60 Vigor and Erdtree Favor (at least +1) and don't have Radagon's Soreseal nor the health debuff. And you need some decent armor, but it's manageable.

[void mural]

Oh yes, this is a massive pain.

[odd spoke]

Ngl I feel like Melania was way overhyped, she was tough but like not that hard. I used duel hammers and mimic tear, with no magic at all

[gloomy crane]

I may also need to upgrade my weapons. Been going at him with a plus 6 bloodhound fang not sure if thats the case because it seems to be doing well damage wise.

I am currently at 31 vigor as well.

[odd spoke]

40 vigor gang

[void mural]

+8 is a safer bet against him, if you can get it. 40 Vigor is very useful.

[slow lichen]

Ah... I never have vigor above 45

[gloomy crane]

Ah I see.

[void mural]

Don't worry, he is way easier in NG+. Also, he always starts with the death beam in the beginning, so don't try to summon anything right after getting out of the gate. I usually dodge to the left and then either summon or if I'm helping people I start running at him.

[gloomy crane]

I am trying to get rannis ending as my first ending.

I have A LOT of work to do.

It was pretty easyish up until astel. Lol

[opaque marsh]

gigachad me with 70 vigor and 70 endurance

[void mural]

Well, gl. And don't forget to check out the Evergaol at the spot that opens. You get another nice summon once you beat the boss. If you dare.

[willow hare]

Remembering how much of a pain it was to fight astel makes me want to go back and beat him down at level 150 in ng+

[upper lance]

The full maxor video is probably the best thing I've ever watched

[remote locust]

radahn when you get him to half health

[azure spindle]

Hahaha

[river palm]

Goldmask (2)

[remote locust]

ever brilliant !!!

[weary trellis]

Nah that ain't for me

[remote locust]

i love it

[sacred crag]

Take this

[azure spindle]

Noooo

[weary trellis]

Guy of math, riddle me this.
if i have no maidens and i start playing Elden Ring.
how many maidens do i end up with

[torpid stag]

Well ermm.... 1? If your lucky.
Idk if he counts but Boc would prolly be you maiden

[weary trellis]

thanks for your wisdom 👏

[torpid stag]

U get 2 from rannis ending? Main girl ded tho

Well hyetta will be your maiden if u take the frenzied ending

I think helping godwyn clap fias cheeks is the most wholesome ending tho

Its all she wanted

[west coral]

she dies too

[subtle dragon]

@strong vessel why

[minor osprey]

damn that dedication

[prime badger]

What a maidenless behavior

[shut kestrel]

I agree, we all know the ideal way to play elden ring is buy the game, sit down with your girlfriend and make her play the game

[prime badger]

The true way to play elden ring is to uninstal the game and go out to touch some f*ing grass

[strange trail]

says the person with the mcyt profile pictue

[shut kestrel]

that was my second playthrough

[wheat locust]

Shut it

[azure spindle]

to the guy who made that: run

[true quail]

Disgusting twink

[scenic mauve]

no

[true quail]

Kenneth is a virile otter

[scenic mauve]

Kenneth is a twink fr

that's not a bad thing

[lean estuary]

he didn't knight me

hes a LIAR

[scarlet mauve]

my bars when im level 110

[last roost]

No vitality maxing

[scarlet mauve]

I level my vagor = 1 shoted, i dont level my vagor = 1 shoted, and that vagor level is high

[last roost]

Git gud

[scarlet mauve]

9 level vagor lol

[tulip lake]

9 vigor?

[scarlet mauve]

level 99 int with no buff btw

[tulip lake]

Maidenless behavior is having only 9 vigor.

[scarlet mauve]

comet azur lover build

[lilac trail]

He's gotta get the high INT for the Cosmos ending

[scarlet mauve]

it looks good tho

[tulip lake]

Yes I'm a Strength Build, how could you tell?

[scarlet mauve]

didnt have enough smithing stones, also thats my alt lol

smartest guy in the entire universe

I was soft capping at 120

ignores the fact that i can kill 90% of the boss under 15 second

not cheesing, uk how hard is it to explore with 9 vagor?

[tulip lake]

Just because you level Intelligence, doesn't mean you are Intelligent. Especially when anything breathes on you and you die.

[tardy hamlet]

Vinagor

[scarlet mauve]

why do you need levels over 120 tbh

[tulip lake]

150 is fun.

[scarlet mauve]

no, ill still get 1 shoted at 20 vagor

[tulip lake]

60 Vigore Equals nothing one shots you.

That's a truck of a health bar.

[tardy hamlet]

I have 60 Vinagor

Lol

[scarlet mauve]

tbh you should cap at 40

[tardy hamlet]

I love vineygore it helps you live

[tulip lake]

There are two soft caps. One at 40, next at 60. Then after that it's like nothing.

[scarlet mauve]

i did not say a single word of why

[gleaming delta]

“Like what ya see?” 😉😏

[tardy hamlet]

Cant parry carian great sword XD

[scarlet mauve]

tbh i admit my vigor is a little low

[tardy hamlet]

You cant it goes through shields same with walls

[scarlet mauve]

i got 40 vigor in my main tho

[tardy hamlet]

Yep only for progectiles already tryed

[scarlet mauve]

literally i cannot cheese the game on my 3rd play though, and do you know the pain of a boss that move 0.1 inches away?

[tardy hamlet]

Cant I have 120 poise Xp

[grizzled garnet]

Nahh wtf is this 💀💀💀

[tardy hamlet]

Im mage tank plus im lvl 528

[scarlet mauve]

no

Switch gear
Buff 1
buff 2
enter fog
buff 3
drink pos
switch
hold right click

[tardy hamlet]

You cant be talking (misspelt)

[grizzled garnet]

Ong

[tardy hamlet]

Miss spelt

Im all rounder i use it all

There you go congrats you won the spelling bee 🤓

People get too c**ky with parrying 🥱

Every person that tryed to parry me got bonk with a hammer

You not wrong but ive played since day one of release

Thats hot ngl

Nah ryhan renolds

Not as wide as you azz hole 😝

[lilac trail]

what

[scarlet mauve]

ok if i cap at 120, how im suppose to balance it a little

[scarlet mauve]

This is my 2nd character where I want to experiment different builds, my first character is in ng+ and no soft cap at all, tbh its just an attempt

[last roost]

Genuinely disturbed mfs

[frozen anchor]

What

Why almost everyone have ! this

💀

[last roost]

Attention marker

[frozen anchor]

All hail to cosmos who beyond our mind

[gleaming delta]

Frfr

[gleaming delta]

Same bro

Morbillion tickets

True...

[gleaming delta]

Aaaaaaaveeeee, aaaaaaave steeeeeeeellaaaaar

I need me a PS4 to play Bloodborne man

[frozen anchor]

All hail to cosmos some say kos AAAaaaa

[gleaming delta]

grant us the blessing to have eyes, just like you did with the frivolous Rom

grant us eyes... grant us EYES.

[frozen anchor]

The Moon is hanging low this is will be long night

[weary trellis]

aaaAAAAAveee stellarrrr

[gleaming delta]

aaaaaaquaaaaaae requiem futurum
aaaaaaaa doooooominus saaaanctuuuus

Beasts ^